Hi! Just saying I plan to do a lot more videos like these, and I may have some animations of my character, but we don't have those yet, so...
I'm just gonna use this background for now.
I'm also kinda sick, so I apologize for my voice, but, I wanted to record, so-
*miserably* Here it isssszzzzz...
So I've had a lot of people say the things I find funny aren't really that funny, E.G. earrape memes.
So I just I just threw together this little skit of things I actually find are funny, things I've spent a good deal of time laughing at.
These aren't things that I just kinda chuckled at and kept flipping, these are things that I've actually laughed at for a good deal of time and quoted lots afterwards.
Okay have fun here it is-
*door opens, something scuttles out* *whispering* Sister let the rape dwarf out.
*whispering* Hear it scuttling through the walls...
*scratching on the inside of a wall in the background* *terrified, whispering* Not like this...
The Internet doesn't care about shit. If the world was to end, this would be the last meme.
Hm, that looks a bit old. Today it would be:
guess I'll die
The end of the world is so sad *turns and yells* ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO!!!
*laughing* I hate this website so much!
Fucking anywhere else in the infinite expanse of outer space.
*car brake screeching noises*
Is this "Free Real Estate"?
Meteor...
YEETEOR same thing.
*mic static* All quiet on the right side.
*mic static* All quiet on the left side.
*loud* B A N G
*ominously* Say his name...
*ominously* You won't be laughing... When he KILLS YOU...
*earrape* THE PEEPEE POOPOO MAN.
*extremely loud music*
A goth dating app called Graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them.
*music stops, dead silence*
*earrape* WHA-
*happy dance music*
Yeah sure I got you...
*loud* HAHAAA EXPIRED MEMES!!!
*bus honk* Now, normally I don't really like Fortnite, but...
Music: I'm feelin' so alive right now!
Music: I feel like I could fly!
If it makes you feel better that was a crash dummy and not a real person.
*laughing* You are trying to create an image with a size of 563 terabytes.
Scaling the image to the chosen size will make it use more memory than what is configured as "maximum image size" 128 megabytes. X)
*bleep*
*Lemme Smash voice* They said I could fly those fuckin' liars.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay just nice and steady now.
I can do this.
I got this.
Just flap my wings and smash Becky.
Simple.
Ready.
Set.
*bird smacks off rock, dies instantly* Fuck.
*music and unintelligible singing*
*something light falls over, music stops*
*earrape* COUGHHHH
*earrape, inhales*
*earrape* AUUUHHH
*earrape* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
When teachers see bullying. *quiet monkey noises*
When teachers see you chew gum. *angry monkey noises*
*glass shatters, angry monkey noises* When teachers see a Wikipedia citation.
*demonic monkey noises* WHEN TEACHERS SEE YOU STAND UP AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS AAAAHHHH!!!
I just find this one funny because it's so relatable we have so many of those teachers at our school that are... That just yell at you as soon as you stand up.
Heh, it's ridiculous!
And of course we couldn't have this video without this one so-
Hi!
My name is Reggie.
I like
hot and steamy hot dog weenie.
I... Really like
foot long dingle dong...
*inhales something*
I'm just sayin'...
*barfs up hotdog*
*extremely low quality music*
OH GOD THE FPS-
Oh God, this is quite the long one.
I will be reading this entire thing so if you don't wanna sit through the whole thing you can just pause it and read it then skip through the rest so I'll leave it on screen.
I don't do the best Trump voice, so you have been warned.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own.
Here is the first page.
Trump Rally
Interior of a big Arby's in South Wyomklahoma.
President Trump forces himself onto a podium. *thumping noises*
*Trump voice* I just had a phone call with the economy.
Jobs POURED out of the phone.
Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.
All at Kinko's.
The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans: *cheering*
Man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive.
*laughs* Man with harder hat. X)
*Trump voice* The United States is doing so good.
Other countries are on fire. All the people are on fire.
Hot fire too. Not us.
Our flag is so beautiful.
What do you mean "hot fire" I don't think you have to specify that.
Is it like some kind of Endothermic fire from Don't Starve or something? Like whut...
President Trump salutes a flag that says "ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT."
The crowd HOWLS. They love this flag of America.
*Trump voice* I signed a bill. No more swamp. Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. GREAT deal for us.
The crowd chants:
FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
*Trump voice* Foreign powers cheat us. Canada steals our milk.
China steals our milk.
We only had one glass of milk left!
Obama drank it. NOT FAIR.
The crowd boos. They want that milk.
*Trump voice* But like President Ronald Rogaine,
Yes, that is actually what it says.
*Trump voice* I will bring back the milk.
The crowd roars. They still want that milk. *crowd cheering*
*Trump voice* A wall of milk. No criminals get through.
Democrats want criminals to have the milk. NO WAY.
Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
*crowd cheers* All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations.
They love milk. They start digging.
I frickin' love this one, like why did it talk about milk so much?
Where did milk come from? *laughing* ...And milk doesn't come from underground... Are they talking about coal?
What??? Huh!?
*creepily* ...What'cha doin?
*high-pitched (girl) voice* Nothing, you?
Same bored haha...
*fart noise*
*guiltily* Oh my God I'm so sorry!
*quiet laughter*
*very loud and aggressive fart noise*
*stunned* Sorry I... Drank milk.
When you try to get him away from you but he's into that kinky shit... X)
How do YOU poop?
The normal position.
Still normal and this actually helps ease the coming out of the poop.
Um... I won't judge.
You could get your daily wall sits in this way.
I guess these two treat method 2 a little bit more seriously.
This usually isn't even possible because there's a wall behind the toilet.
How are you able to balance that.
I mean, if you want it to make no noise at all.
*unintelligible and loud noises*
*scratchily* HORTON HEARS A BITCH-ASS LIAH.
I sound like Ms. Gebhardt. X)
I love this one because there's this girl at our school who lies constantly, and they're like really bad lies like
you can tell she's lying, and I just wanted to show this to her next time I catch her lying. *laughs*
Boy gets Charmander tattoo while being drunk.
*laughs* Eheheh, Charmander had a stroke and died. X)
By chance you don't know this is what Charmander is supposed to look like.
What are the Mario bros views on deep fried memes?
Mario says:
A meme that can't be understood doesn't have the same merit as a meme with a setup and punchline of some kind.
*high pitched, faster voice* I'm not even gonna try to do an Italian accent on that one. X)
Luigi says:
*human speech, but so distorted it's unintelligeable*
Fun fact: I actually said "DEEP FRIED MEMES ARE STILL BETTER!" and just obsurdly deep fried it. X)
And we're gonna finish this one off with a couple of greentexts.
Same applies as before, if you don't wanna have me read through the whole thing then you can just pause it and skip it so-
*high pitched, faster voice* We're gonna read it in this voice because I like this voice HAHAHA!
Get wisdom teeth removed.
Go home high as shit.
Get on the computer.
Go to FuckTube.
Really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly).
Keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up.
Get mad.
Go to bed.
Sleep for like 12 hours.
Wake up.
Go to delete my browsing history like I usually do.
"loop zoop" Searched on YouTube over 25 times.
I thought I was typing in Led Zeppelin.
*normal voice* Oh God, look at this monstrosity.
This one is quite a long one so I'm gonna split it in half.
This is a good one though so you gotta trust me on that.
*high pitched again, high-pitched Hall of the Mountain King begins to play* Be fat. Go to r/fit and find a solution.
Main problem is I eat like a dumpster.
Apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul.
"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion."
Go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars.
The first day I have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks.
I don't shit that day.
Next day I fiber myself up even more.
I don't shit that day either.
Fiber Jesus is surely working his magic in my colon.
Can feel the pounds dropping off because I'm not very hungry anymore.
I don't shit the third day.
I don't shit the fourth day.
The final day dawns .mp3
I have my morning coffee and my insides rumble in that familiar way.
The second I hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me.
It's whistling.
Just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapa's coffin.
No sound other than the whistling hiss.
Suddenly stops.
The hole is plugged!
*knocks out SOS in morse code*
This shit is so solid it feels like I'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Hang on to the shower curtain and pray.
The rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed.
My entire ass is covered in toilet water.
Now the fun begins.
A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me.
*Hall of the Mountain King kicks up to main chorus*
Solid and perfectly round nuggets.
The smell is killing me.
Blacking out.
The thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks.
I wasn't even in Nam! .jpeg
My guts are yelling in German.
Sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly.
Most of the shit isn't even digested at this point.
Just forced out by all of the gas that had been building up to my throat.
After an hour it finally seems to be over.
I'm shivering and crying.
Both legs collapse as I try to stand up.
My stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet.
Gondor calls for aid .rar
Shakily wipe my ass.
After all that, I'm completely clean.
So here is my generic YouTuber outro of me playing Subnautica with intolerably low FPS and a world that refuses to load.
*close to mic* Goddamn Macs...
I hoped you guys liked this, this was pretty fun to make, I just wanted to compare my humor to my friend's.
If you enjoyed this, I am planning on making more of these in the future...
*inhales and scowls* I don't really have a consistent schedule though, I just kind of make these whenever I get bored.
That was the case for this video, I obviously don't have a stuffy nose anymore, this was recorded over 3 days, and I'm better now.
Yay!
So I don't really care about YouTube production terribly much, I'm not doing it for a career or anything, just something fun to do when I'm bored.
So I'm not gonna remind you to subscribe because you won't get anything out of it accept a video maybe every like month or so, so...
I do, however, just want to make people laugh, a day isn't fun without a little laughter.
So, seriously, go like or dislike the video right now, I don't care which I just want some... Kind of feedback.
So, yeah, that's it, thanks for watching!
Music and stuff is in the description if you care.
That's it, cya everyone!
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