[ABSOLUTE SCREAMING]
[Courtlyn] HELLO [Jenn laughs] [Jenn] You scared me.
[Courtlyn] This is Jenn!
[Jenn] I'm Jenn!
[Courtlyn] She my best friend.
[Jenn] I am!
[Jenn] On this week's episode of Diners, Drive Ins, and Bis.
[elevator music]
[music cuts out]
[Jenn] Get it, 'cause we're gay.
[both laugh]
[Courtlyn] I hope this tapping isn't interfering with the sound too much.
[Jenn] I'm mixing it.
[Courtlyn] So, we're here to make some beautiful molds. [Jenn] Not those ones]
[Jenn] Yeahhhhhh.
[Courtlyn] We made the molds.
[Jenn] No.
[Courtlyn] We're making chocolate.
[Jenn] These were like, a dollar at A.C. Moore.
[Courtlyn] Hashtag not spon.
[Jenn] It's just easy, we just blip.
[both laugh] [Jenn] THAT WAS TOO MUCH.
Maybe we should put this flat. Maybe.
[Courtlyn] Yeah.
[Jenn] Maybe I should– You– You know what, we have two things of hearts.
I'll work on this one, how 'bout that?
Red velvet, that's a trendy flavor.
[Courtlyn There's hair on this.
[Jenn laughs] [Jenn] Is it purple?
[Courtlyn] No.
Yeah, actually, I think it is.
[Jenn] Here's my thing: I shed like, um...
Not like a race horse [Jenn laughs] [Jenn] Do racehorses shed, or just pee?
[Jenn continues to laugh]
[Jenn] I don't know why you're friends with me.
[Courtlyn laughs]
[Jenn] When– ohhhh. It just–
[Courtlyn] You doin' okay?
Those are really like, inverted hearts.
Mine are really weird.
They're just so big.
Like my heart.
[Jenn] You should see a doctor, and enlarged heart is a really dangerous symptom.
[Jenn laughs]
[Courtlyn laughs]
[Jenn] I wanna stop laughing, but my life is a joke.
[Courtlyn cackles]
[Courtlyn] At least your laugh doesn't sound as stupid as mine.
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] I wish I cackled like you.
[Courtlyn cackles aGAIN]
[Courtlyn] One of the things that one of my exes said: one day
he like, texted me this list of things that he loved about me, and I still have it saved
to my phone, because it makes me feel good.
[Courtlyn laughs] [Jenn] No shame.
Not that he– not that it makes me feel good that he specifically thought those things,
but that someone could think those things about me.
[Jenn] No shame.
[Courtlyn] And one of them was "Your laugh.
And no, I don't mean your giggle, I mean that absolute cackle that I can hear from three
states over.
[Jenn] It's true.
[Courtlyn] One of the things that he said about me is "Courtlyn's great, if you like
constant screaming.
If you're new here, go watch my other videos, I scream in almost all of them.
[Jenn] See, I don't have anything like that from my ex, 'cause, well, I dated him for
like, two months.
[Courtlyn] And he was The Worst.
[Jenn] All I remember is one time, and this was NOt very far into the first month, he
was like, "I'm writing a song about you, using all the happiest chords I can think of.
[Courtlyn groans] [Jenn] And Freshman In Highs School Jenn was like "YEEP"
[both laugh]
[Jenn] Gotta get out, gotta bail, gotta bail.
[Courtlyn] I finished.
[Jenn] You finished?
[Courtlyn] Yeah.
[Jenn] Well, I'm sorry that I'm putting a little more care into–
[Courtlyn] MINE ARE BIGGER.
[Jenn] Okay. Um.
This is America, I guess you win, in that.
[Courtlyn] Some of mine are like, almost perfectly flat on the bottom, and by some, I mean just this one.
[Jenn] Ooh! Here's a way to flatten them out a little bit.
[Courtlyn] Oh, you like, tap it on the thing.
[Jenn] You just DROP IT.
[Jenn] And that's a little secret for you folks at home.
[Courtlyn] Well folks, some of mine are too big.
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] That's... dumb.
[Jenn] WHYYYY.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST STAY IN MY HEAD.
[Jenn] Is the camera back on?
[Courtlyn] Yeh.
[Jenn] Ohh. You need to tell me these things.
[Courtlyn] Oh, I thought you knew.
[Jenn] How would I know?
[Courtlyn] 'Cause I came and sat down.
[Jenn] Maybe you were takin' a lil break.
I don't know your union hours!
[Courtlyn] UH THE FIRST RULE OF FILMING IS ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CAMERA ROLLING.
[Jenn] Except for when it turns itself off?
[pretzel crunch]
[Jenn laughs]
[Courtlyn] I hate milk chocolate.
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] You don't have to eat it.
[Jenn] Or is it 'cause it's there, that you do have to eat it?
[both groan]
[Jenn] [sung] I keep messing it UP.
[Jenn] See, at some point, I'm gonna forget that there's a camera there at all, and I'm
gonna do– I'm gonna like, make the weird sounds I make when I'm just by myself, 'cause
I don't register you as a person anymore.
[both laugh]
[Jenn] I mean that in the best way possible, where it's like, I don't have
to watch what I say, 'cause it's just Courtlyn.
[Courtlyn] Yeah. Yo, I feel that.
[Jenn] It's like, I don't have to censor myself.
It's a good one, in the room with me.
[Jenn] Oh, this is dried already, that's pretty cool.
[Courtlyn] Yeah. Some of those are kinda drying a little bit.
[Jenn] We could just put them in the freezer and then they'll dry faster.
[Courtlyn groans] [Courtlyn] But I have to get up–
[Jenn] I'LL DO IT GOD.
[Courtlyn] Oh my gosh. Good LUCK.
[both scream]
[Courtlyn] She kicked the lamp.
[both scream and laugh]
[Courtlyn] I said good luck.
[Jenn] You know what?!
[Courtlyn] Oh, actually, it won't work over the ice.
Put it– do the– the thing where you push the top
[Jenn] What if I just put it on the pizza?
[Courtlyn] Yeah.
[Jenn] OHHH NO.
[Courtlyn] DID YOU GET CHOCOLATE IN MY GODDAMN ICE MAKER.
[Jenn laughs] [Jenn] Yes.
[Jenn continues laughing]
[Jenn] It's only on two pieces.
[Courtlyn] Yeah. Good job.
[Jenn] Look, there's not a lot of room in here for candies.
[Courtlyn] This is the face of failure, everybody.
[Jenn] Oh, we're running low.
We'll just spoon some in here, and then we can start the red velvet.
[Jenn] I need the popsicle sticks.
[Courtlyn] Yeah. You do.
[Jenn] WHERE ARE–
[Jenn] TEAMWORK.
[Courtlyn] Oh, ew. This is very lumpy.
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] That is enOUGH, friend.
[Courtlyn laughs]
[Jenn] You keep over-stuffing these.
That's why we're so low on chocolate.
[Courtlyn] I'm very sorry, ma'am.
[Jenn] Noo, all my perfectly good popsicoo stick.
[Courtlyn screams]
[Jenn] STUHP.
That's why you wait to drop it until all of them are full.
[Courtlyn] I'm terrible at this– It's Friday, I was supposed to post a video today!
[Courtlyn] Oh, it's uhhhh, it's burning a little bit on the bottom.
[Jenn] Oh, can you change it to uh, 'warm', that might be why it's lumpy, honestly.
[Courtlyn] Yeah, that's probably why.
[Jenn] I hoOPe. I hope they don't see this?
[Courtlyn mocking Jenn] I hOPe.
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] I changed my mind about what I wanted to say,
as I'm saying it.
[Courtlyn] What were you originally gonna say??
[Jenn laughs]
[Jenn] 'I hope', but then I was like,
AHHP
NAHP,
SOMETHING ELSE
and then I said 'I hope' anyway, so, like.
Sometimes you change your mind and then you change your mind about changing your mind.
I'm sorry I'm so annoying.
[Courtlyn] They watch my videos, this is nothing new.
Or maybe they stumbled upon this, and they hate both of us.
[Jenn] I don't know, maybe I'M the breaking point.
[Courtlyn] Maybe you're what makes me famous.
[Jenn] My nose is running.
[both laugh]
[Jenn] I'd put my hair up.
[Courtlyn] I'd put my hair up too. Probs.
[Jenn] Well then we could be ponytail buddies.
[Courtlyn burps and then screams]
[Courtlyn] There it is.
[Jenn] How do you do it??
How do you come back to this????
[both laugh]
[Jenn] I always come back to this, to be fair.
[Jenn] Aw, a lil Disney G. [Courtlyn] Awww!
[Jenn] When I was little, I always thought he was Gisney.
[Courtlyn] I knew that it was Disney, I just was like 'Why does the D look like a G?'
[Jenn] Gisney.
[both laugh]
[Courtlyn] Gisney.
[Jenn] You know, you go to Gisney World.
[both laugh] [Jenn] Ohhh.
[Courtlyn] I hate that.
[Jenn] It sounds like a theme park based off of like, the human body.
Because it makes me think of gizzards.
[Courtlyn] It makes me think of gizmo.
[Jenn] Like the Gremlin?
[Courtlyn] What's that?
No, like, 'gadgets and gizmos aplenty.'
GIZNEY.
[Jenn laughs]
[Courtlyn] Sponsor me.
[Jenn] These should go in the freezer!
[Jenn] But I don't wanna.
[Jenn groans] [Jenn] Neither of us wanna clean this.
[Courtlyn] How are you supposed to clean it?
[Jenn] You– well– but if you scrub it, it does– oh, no, it gets chocolate everywhere.
[Courtlyn] Yeah, it's gonna get chocolate all over my scrubby brush, and I don't want that.
[Jenn] [sung] She blinded me with SCIence.
[Courtlyn] Do you wanna lick these spoons?
[Jenn] Noo.
I think I'm a grown up now, and I'm only allowed to have a sugary thing a week.
It just happened one day, I woke up, and I could only have one tasty thing, and then
my stomach was like, 'that's it, that's the limit'.
[Courtlyn] What, was this like, last week?
[Jenn] Yeah.
[Courtlyn] Your hair is doing a thing.
[Courtlyn] That time, it did a lot of things.
[both laugh]
[She Blinded Me With Science plays]
[Jenn laughs]
[Courtlyn] I'm so happy.
[Music] SCIENCE!
[Courtlyn] So, I just wanna talk about something that's been bothering me for a really long
time, and it just, it makes me really mad.
And I don't know why this happens.
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