Regardless of age and occupation, the day too
is short, so we can enough of plenty in their
favorite video game. Therefore, when the ground sinks
night, hundreds of thousands of citizens, demonstrating civil
unconsciousness, instead of In order to go to sleep,
They turn on their consoles and the computer, or does
do not turn off, sitting up until late at night, and even
until morning. It has long been known, that art is shut down
computer and go to bed, You can be known only in the
Shao-Lin Monastery, and simple mortal, sometimes, to implement
this is impossible. Therefore, instead they are engaged
autosuggestion and self-complacency, avoiding a lot of mistakes. here is
of these some mistakes and go Now it. Meet:
10 Error night gamers, who have decided to quit
call heavenly forces, the nature of and common sense.
Error №1. If I sit down to play, that no one will notice.
Allow this error characteristic those who because of their age
or their own inadequacy, He lives with his parents. Not allowed
play due to bad ratings? Due to bad behavior?
Allowed, but is not enough? yours parents read somewhere,
that the computer can not be sitting more than 45 minutes,
and pull the plug out of the socket, as soon as you have started
The most interesting? No problem. This can be solved banal
method: to play when all go to bed. If you
lucky, and you live in a large, two-story house, the questions
No, if lucky, but not at all, and your abode
- An ordinary apartment or Private house, chances sly
turn on the computer, set-top box or even a laptop - not very
a lot, especially if you It has caught on like,
and is now held in a hood. Turning on the computer as
usually accompanied by sounds pile, starting from
rustling coolers and finishing systemic Pisco, well,
and then, if you forgot to include headphones, the speakers will pour
the telltale sound of greetings Windows. Then you can immediately
drain the water and dry the paddles.
Error №2. This move exactly It will be the last.
Night owls often make a fool themselves the promise that
this move will be exactly last. Well, whether or not this,
and one that will have to to capture an enemy city,
or the construction of a structures. Sixth Civilization,
for all its faults, designed so
that treacherous last All progress is delayed again
and again. Interestingly, and nothing you can not help it.
You assure yourself that, okay, one more clocks, but it is repeated
over again: another move, More one fight another location,
one more level, one more level-up, another quest ... This
music will be eternal.
Error №3. The night is long, I have time to sleep.
Sit down and try to sit 10 minutes absolutely nothing
not doing. Bored? Highly bored. Minutes are drawn
unbearable. Especially if your only occupation
is the contemplation of the dial hours. After sitting so
at school, in the university's or at work, you, full of confidence,
then in front of you waiting for a the rest of the day long,
evening and night, running to home and accidentally get into
space-time funnel. Your time is running out,
like jelly through his fingers, as the heated aspic
it flows down and sticky falls to the floor: boo! Boo!
Hour! Another one! Another one! Stop? How so? I'm
even just sitting in social networks, and do not even have time to turn
game? I did not have time to dine. God, I left on the plate
tea two hours ago! AT Overall, the night is
treacherously short, and, soon as they enter into the taste,
you have to go to bed, because the window will soon
will dawn. And, once fall asleep, the space-time
funnel scrolls again, and the remaining few
10 hours turning into minutes. And yet, what are you now
you can think of - that would invent a machine that
could stop while around you.
Error №4. If I do not lie sleep, you still will
cheerful and happy. As you know, go to bed
Only fools and mama sons. Man-third of all
life sleeping, ponder Only 60 years have lived, but
20 of them slept. Yes 20 years could move mountains.
Therefore, I will not sleep in no case. More specifically,
I will, but not enough. I am young, my More strong body, and if
I'm going to sleep all week 2-3 hours a day, I can
stay alert and fresh, is appropriate.
And you play until the early in the morning, until the fifth point
do not feel that parents will soon wake up.
Then you're all neatly Turns out, spreads
bed, go to bed, type you slept all night, and ...
I wake up at 4 pm. More precisely, you wake the parents,
who decided it was time already call doctors.
Error №5. At night I play effectively.
During the day you lose. You all interfere. Especially when
it comes to network fights. That light in the eyes,
the sound from the next room, the itching that something,
you distracted. Play is necessary night shorter. At night you
will be like a panther as vampire, like a ninja. You will
elusive, fast, devilishly cunning and fully concentrated.
And so it is sure to be ... the first half hour. And then
Nature will take its, and after a couple of hours any day
postrelushek network, you you will see that your efficiency
fall, you lose, and to put it simply, the game
on autopilot. And then, when a large arrow
on the clock comes to tsiferki 12, a little to the tsiferki
4 you, for some reason, you start all scratched like you
sprinkled with glass wool. AND wise are those who decide,
that's enough for today, and it is time to tie up. Well and
those who poglupee remain alone with the dawn to prove
Me and him, that is not so badly.
Error №6. Coffee and strong tea save me.
You saw on TV many times, as a detective is following
the offender, whipped coffee to stay awake. himself
you are not particularly coffee, and your maximum - it is tea, which
you you put 8 tablespoons of sugar, not stirred, because
that you do not like sweet. But This time you decide
that the time has come. It's time you enjoy what there
best grains that someone has taken those uncle,
that advertise coffee on TV. As a result, you
brew a liter of coffee, and a three-liter bottle of tea.
This is more useful than power, Yes, and cheaper, to say the least.
And coffee for some time and indeed valid. You play
Vimes several nights in a row, until one day
you know that the body She begins to cheat. He entered
conspired with coffee and tea, which no longer operate on you.
You realizing this with vexation switch off the computer, you lie down
sleep, and then you realize all deceit situation: sleep a
and you can not. Concentration caffeine is too small to
continue to play comfortably, but too large to
sweet sleep. In meditations on this phenomenon, and you
meet a morning alarm.
Error №7. In multiplayer, It will be a lot of players.
When you play in the afternoon his favorite game, then you
it seems that in multiplayer mode rivals too little.
And those who are, too complex, or too
simple, and yet not interesting to them, than with complicated. Decision
adopted quickly, I will play at night. night game
include the real masters, as predators that go
with the coming of dusk to hunt, So it is here. short
saying one elite plays at night. But in the end it turns out,
that competitors do not, each game, each battle
you wait five minutes, and when the tedious wait
rewarded in the lobby, you suddenly finds out
that ping is generally tall, because rivals
you gave some Americans.
Error №8. The best horror movies play at night.
Something bad horror now I went. It does not take in any way. what
or included - all nonsense for children. Probably, it is necessary
increase the effect and play in such a night. Around dark,
headphones on his head, the screen shines bright ghost.
It is necessary to ensure such quality, to the toilet later on
dark hallway was terrible go. And if they could walk,
then bring - not always. But the final result is
somewhat different. The thing is, that fatigue wins,
attacking apathy, everything becomes indifferent to the horrors on
the other side of the screen is no longer sound, something very sharp.
can not be scared forever, and sooner or later
addictive, and the closer Dawn, the sooner
the horror but indifference cause nothing will not.
Error №9. My headphones do not miss the sound.
Virtually any headphones pass sound. Special,
the ones that you bought on Aliekspresse, not wishing
to pay an amount greater than five hundred rubles. So know also that
when you go on All-night gaming session,
wearing headphones on his head, then all that will hear
You will hear other people. Especially if it is
powerful, professional-type headphones with large speakers.
Everything will be all to hear, and even if you choose the game,
which will not take off fans and keyboard
and the mouse will not bend and creak under the weight
fingers, know - that, who are you to interfere with tomorrow
your revenge, because the sound from your headphones,
quiet at night, and heard outside the room.
Error №10. Tomorrow lie bed early.
Do not kid yourself, nothing you do not lie down. though Put
alarm clocks, even write notes their future, though do
with an appropriate tattoo recall. You do not go to bed
before sleep, because it is so boring and uninteresting. TO
Moreover, quite evening I do not want to sleep, in contrast
by morning. And you are all well You realize but nevertheless
each time, turning off the computer, when the window has dawned
on the horizon, something that today you just go to bed on time.
If you do not go to sleep before midnight for a month,
or more, then the case running and then help only a radical
Methods such as forced and final trip
electricity throughout the house, or, for example, cups Strait
tea inside the system unit. Then everything will become as a child,
and you go to bed at once after Piggy and Stepashka.
It was the night 10 errors gamers. If you have something
add - welcome in comments. That's all.
Play only good games, and let no one go away
not enough sleep.
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