(Knew This Would Happen)
CEO Park, what brings you here?
Forget the greetings. I'll keep it short.
Give up your bidding on this apartment.
It's a battle you can't win.
What? Why would I lose?
Why?
The bidding price you wrote...
I have it.
What? That was a company secret!
Who gave it to him?
I caught someone suspicious.
- Bring him! / - Okay!
Who was it?
Get over here!
- Get over here! / - Bring him here, now!
Who is it?
It was me.
What?
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I sent him to mime academy.
I got invited to the Chuncheon mime festival.
Good! That's great.
Hold onto this.
I never imagined that he'd betray me!
You fool.
No traitor would write that they're one on themselves!
I'm a traitor!
Someone does that?
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I got one of my men to work for you!
Here are the files.
Good.
Hey.
Don't try to play dirty.
Let's bid on the apartment fair and square.
Fair and square? What a nonsense.
You think I don't know that you used bribery
for that last bidding war on the Gangnam apartment?
Should I go tell the police?
You don't have proof!
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I got proof.
Bring me the bag.
The proof is in here.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I filled it with pancakes!
Pancakes?
- How did this happen? / - Enjoy your pancakes!
Dang it!
I know all the proof is in this drawer.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I changed it for a utensil holder!
What happened?
What a fool...
Time to clean up this mess before it gets bigger.
If I delete this file on my laptop,
there will be no evidence.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I changed that laptop
for a carp bread mold!
A carp bread mold!
Enjoy your carp bread.
I don't need the laptop.
I just need to delete the file on this computer.
Alright...
What the... Why won't this delete?
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I changed that keyboard
for chocolate!
What are these?
Those are alphabet chocolate.
You can't destroy the evidence now.
I'm taking this evidence with me!
I don't think so!
How will you take it with no keyboard?
I don't need one. I can just take it!
How did he take it out like that?
Now, the evidence is in my hands.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made it an adult video folder!
That folder is filled with porn, dummy!
Only porn?
Thanks, buddy.
What? Why is he happy about it?
Hold onto this.
Anyway, there is no more evidence.
Just have to turn in the bid and we're set.
So... Is this apartment ours now?
- Pretty great, huh? / - Yes!
A view of the Hangang and 30-storey high!
30-storey?
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made it 30-storey below!
It went all the way down!
You get a view of the ground!
Doesn't matter. There's another apartment!
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made this one really poorly.
This will probably crumble.
Nobody would want to live here.
There's another building next to it!
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I blasted this apartment into space!
Now what?
Even if you win the bid, it's all useless!
I don't think so.
I'm leaving here to go win that bid first!
Nobody's getting out of here.
I've blocked off all the exits.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made an emergency exit!
When did he make that?
I just need to open it with this key card.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made this a credit card reader!
It's printing a receipt!
Looks like it came out to a lot.
Fool. You can't escape this place.
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I called someone to help me!
He'll smash through this door!
Hey! Kick the door down!
Yes, boss!
I knew this would happen!
Which is why I made him smash through here!
I didn't know this would happen!
(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development, North Korea
has finally made a selfie stick.
- Comrade Byeoli, come closer. / - Okay.
But how do you take the photo?
Don't worry about that.
That's what this is for.
Puffed corn.
Text it to me later.
It'll take just 5 days to download.
Next is news on South Korea.
South Korea's resources are being depleted.
Currently, South Korea lacks the parts to make cars.
So there are cars without roofs.
They even have cars with only 2 doors.
We can't contain our pity!
Life is so hard in South Korea
that they sell their eyes.
There's even a rental company
that rents out organs like liver and gall bladder!
We can't contain our pity at their atrocity!
Next, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a place in South Korea called a sauna.
And what is a sauna?
It's a POW camp.
Life here is so pathetic.
Even the rats wouldn't eat these dark and rotten eggs.
What do the POWs have on their wrists?
It's their prisoner number.
Here, they don't call you by name.
You're called by the numbers like 117 and 11.
They're treated worse than animals here.
- 11, come on in. / - Okay.
Another POW walks the path of no return.
I hope that he gets to eat
white rice and meat soup up above.
Good work.
Now, we'll watch a commercial.
Comrade, it's so hard to find a job.
What should I do?
Don't worry.
There's Aoji job school.
Aoji job school?
♪ Pass the Communist Party test with Aoji ♪
♪ Pass the underground tunnel manager test ♪
♪ Pass the electric torturer test ♪
♪ Pass the South Korea invader test ♪
♪ Aoji is the best! ♪
♪ Let's all go with Aoji! ♪
♪ Aoji! ♪
Guaranteed job placement.
Aoji job school.
From Pyeongyang Station exit 6...
It's a brisk 72-hour walk.
We'll check back on Reporter Lee Changho now.
Reporter Lee Changho!
I'm at a place in South Korea called a fitness club.
And what is a fitness club?
It's a labor camp.
Just do 100 today.
It appears that's her quota for the day.
- This is too hard! / - One more.
One more!
Is that all you can do?
As her pace of work decreases,
her manager yells at her.
Good work today.
You must not eat anything.
Just have this.
After that intense labor,
all they get in return is this muddy water.
If hell exists, it's this place right here!
Good work.
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
(Angry Bosses)
Hello, chief!
- Oh, it's the new guy. / - Yes.
So the thing is,
we'll be cleaning the office tomorrow
so come in a bit earlier.
Yes, sir. I'll be here 30 minutes early.
- You'll come 30 minutes early? / - Yes.
But I'll be coming an hour early.
Then I'll clean up when I get off work at 6.
- You're getting off at 6? / - Yes.
I plan on working overtime.
Then I'll clean up after overtime.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
Then should we get a late night snack later?
What do you want?
I'd like pork belly...
I'd like a triangle rice ball.
Those are great.
- Let's have rice balls together later. / - Yes, sir.
Thank you, chief!
I plan on leeching off you.
- Buy two later. / - Okay.
What was that?
Seonguk!
So, so, so.
I have something I want to ask you, Seonguk.
Do I look better with my hair down or tied up?
You look better with it down.
How is it different?
Tell me 10 ways how it's different.
- Mrs. Jeong. / - Yes, chief!
Watch how I win the chief's favor.
Yes, chief?
Go get me a cup of water.
Coming right up.
But sir...
Would you like it in a paper cup or a mug?
In a mug.
You're so eco-friendly.
Alright.
But sir...
Would you like cold water or hot?
Get me some cool water.
So that's the blue button on the water cooler.
Alright.
But sir...
How cool do you want it?
When you drink it...
Gosh, that's cool.
You want it that cool? Or when you drink it...
Do you want it that cool?
Forget it! I should've never asked you!
Just go!
See how he embraced my mistake?
I'm always thankful.
What was that?
- Seonguk. / - Yes.
I told you to draw up the draft.
You call this a design?
Is this a design?
I'm sorry.
This isn't a design!
It's art.
What?
Is he chewing me out or complimenting me?
It's like a masterpiece.
Thank you!
A master piece of trash!
You're like mold!
I'm sorry.
Like mold, your life will bloom.
Thank you!
It might bloom, but it'll also rot!
I'm sorry.
Rot and become great fertilizer.
Thank you!
You'll become poop!
I'm sorry.
Beat it!
What does he want me to do?
So much fine dust.
Hello, sir!
- Oh, the new guy. / - Yes.
Noob.
Hey there.
Oh. Gucci.
What? These aren't.
They look very pointy.
Nice shoes.
Are they C or L?
What's C and L?
Is it cow hide or lamb hide?
Oh. It's cow hide.
- Cow? / - Yes.
Moo, moo!
No wonder they look so nice.
- They're imported, aren't they? / - Yes.
Are they this or this?
What's this and what's this?
Are they Japanese or Italian?
They're Italian.
- Italy! / - Yes.
Pasta.
No wonder they look so nice.
Mine are from here.
What's this?
The basement market in Yeongdeungpo.
It's nice there.
- Let me borrow them for a wedding. / - Sure.
New guy, if you can afford Italian shoes,
you must be pretty well-off.
Is the key to your house this or this?
What's this and what's this?
This is a door lock
and this is a security card.
I have a door lock.
- A door lock? / - Yes.
My house key is here.
What's this?
Under the potted plant.
That's a secret.
How many TV do you have? This or this?
I have two at home.
- This? / - Yes.
I have this.
5 TV?
My phone.
- Looks good, right? / - Yes.
How about we grill some meat at my house
while we watch TV on my phone after work at 7?
- Sure! / - Good.
For meat, do you prefer this or this?
What's this and what's this?
This is pork neck.
And this is...
Oh! Pork belly!
Pork rinds.
What do you prefer?
I'd like pork rinds.
Good, good. Keep things cheap.
Let's go.
- Sir. / - Yeah.
- I'm going too. / - Yeah?
Let's go together.
I'm going to my home.
What?
Come with us, chief.
- Yeah? / - Yes.
So after we get off at 7 today,
you want to take the newbie to your house and
grill pork rinds as you watch TV on your phone.
- Yes. / - Alright then!
But I plan on working overtime.
(Large Love)
I'm at the amusement park and
Minkyoung is late again.
- We should be having fun. / - Minsang!
Minkyoung!
You look so cute. What's this?
I bought this pinwheel on the way.
But it won't turn.
Minkyoung, you're supposed to run
to make those turn.
- Run? / - Yeah.
Minkyoung.
I didn't know this thing was so scary!
It's not...
Just talking about running
makes me hungry.
Let's hurry and eat something delicious.
That's always the point.
- Welcome. / - Hello.
Come on in.
- These look great! / - What would you like?
I'd like this.
Which one?
This.
- The whole of display shelf? / - Yes.
- You want all of this? / - Yes.
Alright, take this then.
That was fast!
Wow, that display shelf sure looks yummy.
I'd like that too.
The same thing?
Yes, another display shelf.
Alright.
Oh, right. And cotton candy.
- There. / - Here's some cotton candy.
No, no.
Not that.
That.
That big.
Cotton candy as big as this balloon?
Yes, that's a good size.
Alright.
This is great.
I really want that stuffed toy.
I'll get it for you.
- Really? / - I was quite the sharpshooter in the army.
Good luck.
You get this if you knock those down.
Alright. Here I go.
Why isn't this working?
That's a miss.
Oh, come on! You can't do anything right!
Geez!
You knocked them down.
Here you go.
- Amazing, Minkyoung. / - Alright!
- Right. Mister. / - Yes.
Get us our cotton candy that's this big.
- Cotton candy this big? / - Yes.
I'm going to a sugar cane farm to get sugar.
Hurry back.
- This is great. / - Isn't this adorable?
- Yeah, it is. / - Right?
What the...
Wow! A guy in a bear suit!
How cute!
Take a photo, would you?
Alright.
- I'll do this too. / - Smile.
1, 2...
Wow! A bear!
Let's take a photo.
1, 2, 3!
What was that?
I don't know but let me take one too.
What are you doing?
It's so amazing...
You think I look like a bear too?
That's not what I...
Forget it! I'm leaving.
- Minkyoung! / - Your food is here!
Why do you keep calling me? So annoying.
I'll let it go.
Who called? Let it go?
Here's your cotton candy!
- Wow! / - Here you go.
Hold on...
Mister, this is like a Christmas tree.
What is this stick?
- It's a mop handle. / - Oh, really?
Don't worry. It's brand new.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, it doesn't?
Mister, you really can make anything.
Then make a churro this big too.
- You want a churro this big? / - Yes.
I'm going to North Dakota,
the biggest producer of flour.
- Minkyoung, let's eat this later. / - Great.
Let's eat the cotton candy first.
3, 2 1! Let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hwekyung...
- Hey. / - Hello.
I told you not to date my little sister!
Stop this and let me go!
I said let me go!
Let me go!
You're pretty tough.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Let's throw down.
I said let's throw down!
Don't do this.
Please just go.
What? Just go?
Just take this and...
Whatever! Minkyoung, run away with the food!
- Run away, run away. / - Alright.
- Run. / - Let's go.
- Let's go. / - Where do you think you're going?
I don't think so!
What do I do?
Just push through!
Push through? Alright!
Push, push, push!
- Keep pushing! / - Hey!
(Jeong Myeonghun)
Hello, I'm comedian Jung Seunghwan.
Reality shows seem to be
what's popular on TV these days.
That's why we've made a reality-based skit.
I came up with this skit
and I asked these three to just sit here.
Isn't that right?
- Yes. / - Yes.
- You have no idea what this is about, right? / - Yes.
Alright then.
Then let's see a situation first.
Excuse me.
I think you dropped something.
Excuse me? What is it?
Your beauty.
Honestly, I saw you and I'm into you.
Can you give me your number?
I don't think so.
You can't capture a woman's heart
with a played out line like that.
Then...
Don't you want to see what kind of line
our funny and talented comedians would say?
First...
This is comedian Kim Jeonghun.
Jeonghun might be unfamiliar to you all
but he's the idea guy on Gag Concert.
I'm not...
All the comedians come to him for advice!
- He's very talented! / - No...
So!
The idea guy on Gag Concert!
Jeonghun!
What would you say
to a woman you first met?
All of a sudden?
Hurry and show them!
Excuse me.
♪ Please give me your number ♪
♪ I'll become your dog. Bark, bark, bark ♪
Was that it?
Yes.
- That's it for your career too. / - What?
Good work.
Next is Song Yeonggil.
Wow! I bet he'll be funny!
Yeonggil will be funny!
I won't say much.
Yeonggil is married.
With this face of a beast!
With this disgusting body!
How did this inhuman-like human get married?
With his funny words.
No, no.
And! He married a beautiful woman!
She's not a beauty.
So!
Comedian Yeonggil who even got married!
What funny thing would you say
to a woman you first met?
Excuse me, I'm into you.
Can I get your phone number?
Write it here. The zero is here.
1, 0...
Yeonggil's wife is a very unfortunate woman.
Even Yu Jaeseok couldn't be funny
if you hyped him up this much.
Look at the next person.
What? What is it?
I'd like everyone to give him a hand first.
Please don't clap.
The living legend of Gag Concert!
I am alive but I'm no legend.
The myth of Gag Concert!
SHINHWA is a boy band.
It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun.
They say 10 years could move a mountain.
His comedy career has moved two mountains!
20 years of experience!
Actually, 15 years.
According to a rumor,
he even made a passing dog laugh!
That's a lie.
So!
20 years of experience on Gag Concert!
Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
When he first sees a woman....
Before he says something...
With my apologies to this audience of 1,000,
could you all do me a favor?
Please stand up.
I ask you all to stand up.
This isn't a joke. Please stand up for real.
- What are you doing? / - Everyone, stand up.
What'll you do now?
We tell you before the shoot starts,
not to take photos or videos.
But!
For this historical moment!
We'll allow it!
I'd like everyone to take their
mobile phones out of their pockets!
What are you doing?
Everyone...
Are you all ready to laugh?
Yes!
All preparations are complete!
- But I'm not... / - 20 years on Gag Concert!
Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
What do you say...
To a woman you first met?
This is insane...
You're...
My destiny.
You wench!
You wench!
I'm sorry.
(The Most Sensitive People)
Geez, why did I have to get piles? How embarrassing.
So it's 5 of us, right?
Then I'll order for us right now.
Alright.
Excuse me!
Yes, miss.
Hello and welcome. What would you like?
The salmon salad, rose sauce pasta,
oil pasta, sirloin steak and gorgonzola.
Gosh, that's a big order.
It's not all for me. I have 4 more friends coming.
Oh, really?
Of course it's for real.
Excuse me?
- Do you think I'm lying? / - No...
You think I lied so I can eat all that myself?
No, it's not like that. The table might be...
Alright, alright.
Should I bring the food when your friends get here?
Of course you should!
Should I eat all that by myself?
- No, it's not like... / - Forget it.
You have something here.
I brushed earlier... For my smile...
- Pile? / - What?
- Mister. / - Yes.
Did you just make fun of me for having the piles?
No, I didn't know that. Oh, really?
I'm sorry. Be careful.
Please sit.
Sitz?
What?
Yes, I took a sitz bath!
You don't have to tell the whole world about it!
It's not like that...
I'm sorry.
That was shortsighted of me.
Short?
Are you making fun of me for being short?
No, it's not like that!
- Have a seat. / - Geez...
- I'm sorry. Please sit down. / - Forget that.
What's the difference between this and this?
Oh... This one is smaller than this one?
This one is smaller than this one?
No, it's not...
She's not that much taller than me!
You'd better watch your mouth!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
Gosh, that's a lot of food for thought.
A lot of food?
- No... / - Mister!
5 of us are going to eat together!
- Yes, I know. / - Geez...
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
We'll have a bottle of soju
and some lemon wedges.
Wedgie?
Why would you give me a wedgie?
That would practically kill me!
No, it's not like that. It's something else.
Forget it.
- I'll have some coffee. / - Some coffee.
Would you like the tall size or short?
Short?
I don't have short legs!
I have long legs!
I have a western frame!
Alright.
Arise?
I am standing up!
- You're so rude. / - Please calm down.
What's with everyone today?
Are you a prophet?
I am not a prophet!
I own the art academy next door!
What's that crystal ball?
It's just a decoration!
- Really? / - I bought this at the dollar store!
I want to look at it at night with the lights off!
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
- The nerve of this guy... / - I'm sorry.
You're looking into the future now!
I'm putting eye drops in!
I get dry eyes!
Is that such a crime?
That's good then.
- I'm sorry. / - Geez...
Have a seat.
I have a question.
This shop...
Is most busy during 12 to 1, correct?
How did you know our peak hour?
All restaurants are busy during lunch hour!
- Oh, 12... / - Why are you so surprised?
What is that sound though?
I'm sick of these calls from the telemarketers!
Oh, that's your ring tone?
What a unique ring tone...
Get me this right away.
Sure.
You can make it fast, right?
You need to wait a bit.
She requested 5 orders.
I requested 5 orders?
- Mister! 4 more are coming later! / - No...
Now I'm really mad.
- Why you little... / - No...
Little?
I'm not short!
If I was born in the Joseon era, I'd be a giant!
And...
- I am not a squirt... / - Squirt?
Why would you bring up the squirts?
And that has nothing to do with this!
I'd like to talk to you in private.
I'll tear you up.
Tarot you up?
These aren't tarot cards!
They're point cards!
I am not a prophet!
Quiet! Stop yelling!
I have big ears!
Big eater?
I'm not a big eater!
The 5 of us are going to split everything evenly!
You're so immature. Are you a child?
I'm not a child!
I'd like to see a child taller than me!
Alright, alright.
Let me go!
These customers are all so heinous!
Anus?
Why would you say that to me?
And that and this are totally unrelated!
Alright, alright! This is the end!
The end?
Why would you bring up the end of the world to me?
I am not a prophet!
I didn't!
You just watch what happens to this shop!
That was just a coincidence!
I am not a prophet! That surprised me too!
You startled me...
Geez! This guy...
Is so insensitive!
(Zoom In, Zoom Out)
Zoom in.
Sir.
I'm really in a bind and could use two.
It's looking really bad for me.
Then... How about just one?
Thank you!
I'll thank you once this is settled!
Zoom out.
Gosh, my stomach hurts.
Sir.
I'm really in a bind and could use two.
I'm sorry. I don't have many sheets.
It's looking really bad for me.
I'm sorry.
Then, how about just one?
Here you go.
Thank you!
I'll thank you once this is settled!
Don't bother.
(Here Comes the Groom)
Hey, honey.
I'm working overtime.
I'll be right home.
So you're meeting with the dads from apartment 3?
Yes. I got in touch with them but I don't know if
they'll make it because of their wives.
- Alright. You can get started on your own. / - Yes.
Mingyu's dad.
You're already here.
Chaeyeon's dad! How did you get out?
You told your wife you'd throw out the food waste.
This will only buy you 10 minutes.
Let's hurry and drink.
That's why... I brought the baby out!
That will buy you a full hour!
- Have a seat. / - Yeah.
Gosh...
Let me pour you a drink.
We don't have time, so let's pour for ourselves.
Alright.
Biho's dad.
How did you get out?
You're never allowed out at this time.
I got kicked out.
Kicked out?
What did you do wrong?
I walked in front of the TV
while my wife was watching a drama.
Are you insane?
That's why they teach you to crawl in the army!
Do what I do!
1, 2, 1, 2!
- I understand. / - Let's sit.
So...
Did you all eat?
I had ginseng chicken soup.
Oh, that's the good stuff.
Leftovers from my kid.
He's still young so he couldn't get
all the meat off the bones.
So...
I have something interesting to share.
My wife doesn't cook at home.
But she keeps buying plates.
With my credit card.
What's even more interesting is that she bought
a $2,000 display case for those plates.
With my credit card.
Don't cry, don't cry.
I'm not badmouthing mommy.
I'm complimenting her for saving Korean economy.
There, there.
I feel sorry for you both.
I'm very much loved at home.
My wife calls me her boo at home.
On her phone, I'm saved as Sweet Outstanding Boo.
S. O. B.
I don't think it stands for Sweet Outstanding Boo.
My wife is at the department store.
She went to buy our oldest long johns for the winter.
But she bought a fur coat for herself.
With my credit card.
What's really amazing is that
I've never even been to that department store,
yet they'll valet park my car for free.
Don't cry, don't cry.
I'm not badmouthing mommy.
I'm complimenting her for making me a VIP.
There, there.
All the dads from apartment 3 are here.
You should never drink a lot
and get drunk just because
married life stresses you out.
I quit drinking.
But drinking is great.
Last time, I got so drunk...
I made a third child.
You're insane!
Get it together! Get it together!
Sober up!
Get it together! Get it together!
Sober up!
You should have a hobby
for when you're stressed.
I write poetry.
I feel at peace after writing a poem.
Look.
"Why didn't I have the courage to say no..."
"When everyone else was saying yes?"
What's the name of the poem?
"Wedding Vows."
(Young President)
Excuse me.
Why are you sitting in the president's seat?
The president has something big going on,
so I will sit here as the acting president.
While I'm in this position, if this keeps up,
I could be the next election's candidate...
While you're sitting there for a moment,
what will you do if the president
comes back sooner?
He has something big so he can't come sooner.
I'll eat my hat if he comes sooner.
Here comes the president.
Why is he here so soon?
I'm good.
I'm sorry.
My stomach was hurting
so I had some big business to take care of.
- So that's what it was. / - Yes.
Prime Minister, go ahead and eat your hat.
If you're not going to, resign at once!
A hat?
Prime Minister, did you say something thoughtless
while I was away?
Thoughtless? No...
Which reminds me.
The Blue House chef is retiring tomorrow.
- He wanted to bid you farewell. / - I see.
Then I'll go to a salon tomorrow.
I can't meet him without makeup.
I'll get some treatment for my face.
Oh, make the reservation under a borrowed name.
Don't worry, Mr. President.
I said not to call me that.
Just call me big bro.
- But still... / - This dude never listens.
- Have a seat. / - Me?
And another thing. After today's meeting,
let's have dinner and talk about our plans.
We'll eat at the Blue House cafeteria.
How could the president eat with us?
How about relaxing in front of the TV
and enjoying a meal by yourself?
That's what the president usually does.
Hold on.
The president doesn't eat alone in front of the TV.
That's what unemployed people do.
What if I really become unemployed
living like that?
That's it. Write a letter of apology.
You're trying to make me unemployed!
- Write one. / - A letter...
Shall we get started?
This is the report from homeland security.
What does homeland security do?
Homeland security is in charge of the armies...
Oh, the army!
Okay, okay.
To make it easier to understand,
I'll call you soldier minister.
What?
Go ahead, soldier minister.
Soldier minister, Lee Changho!
I will start my report!
We at homeland security would like increased budget
to improve the beds for our soldiers!
Does homeland security have the right to say that?
You've used $7 billion so far since 2004
to change the beds!
Don't talk about a bigger budget.
Just protect the country well.
Then, so that we can protect the country...
We'd like increased budget to
develop a submarine detection system!
This isn't the time to develop weapons!
You got hacked and everything was exposed!
Always asking for money...
That's why you look so useless.
Resign at once!
Then we won't develop weapons either!
To boost the morale of the troops...
We'd like to get them long celebrity coats.
- So please increase our budget. / - Budget! Budget!
Stop talking about budget!
What is it that homeland security do?
We at homeland security...
Would like increased budget to develop
a submarine detection system!
- Hold on, soldier minister. / - Yes.
So you need money to develop
that detector or whatever.
We need the money for national safety!
Alright.
Go ahead and develop the detector.
But not a submarine detector.
Develop a corruption detector first.
Then we can stop money from leaking out
and improve our weapons and buy celebrity coats
for the troops with that money.
Very nice.
Excuse me...
Why would we get the troops celebrity coats?
The army just isn't what it used to be.
Back in my day! We'd catch snakes and boars
on the mountain or we'd starve!
We'd dig holes to sleep in to fight the cold!
You can't call it the army anymore!
It's camping now!
There are a bunch of spies from the North
here to shake up the national safety!
Prime Minister, the army is that easy these days?
Easy? It's fun!
- Really? / - Sure.
- Prime Minister, you should join again. / - What?
You said it's easy.
If you don't join the army again, you're a spy.
I want you to write an application this time.
Really?
- Be really hard on him. / - I'll keep that in mind!
Someone that protects the country
shouldn't be so corrupt.
It's the guillotine for you all!
So we at the Ministry of Culture,
spent $1 million to create the "I want to drive in posts"
exercise to boost the morale of the troops.
Everyone, copy me!
Action!
♪ Ministry of Culture sound ♪
♪ Army burgers and noodles ♪
♪ They're no good off post ♪
Go! Go!
Minister of Culture.
You paid $1 million for this exercise?
Isn't it great?
Resign at once!
Alright, alright!
You're always telling people to resign.
Enough. Continue with the reports.
I'm the president.
But I'm acting president now.
Oh, right.
I was in the wrong then.
- No... / - I should write a letter of apology.
You write it for me since you're the acting president.
Me again?
Big bro.
- The Ministry of Health reporting. / - Yes.
The low birth rates are a serious problem now.
We need to find a solution fast.
Low birth rates...
Why do you think the people aren't having kids?
For most young couples,
both the men and women work.
So they don't have the means to raise kids.
Can't they use the maternity or childcare leaves?
There are institutional leaves
but those using them are frowned on
and the companies don't really like it.
Then the country should look after the kids.
We are short on day-care facilities
that can look after kids.
So what you're saying is that
there are no plans on day-care facilities.
Yes!
- So we're short on people to watch kids. / - Right!
Alright.
- Then starting today... / - Yes.
- You're dismissed. / - So suddenly?
Go and watch the kids of this country yourself.
He can watch them himself if he has no plan.
That's right. Resign at once!
Go watch the kids!
- Go watch the kids. / - Wait... No... Big bro!
Big bro! Big bro!
From now on, that seat will go to
the man who really cares about child-care.
Daebak's dad, Lee Donggook.
Hold on, hold on.
They say it's so hard to have and raise kids.
But that's all nonsense!
Back in my day! We used to all share
a tiny room with 5 or 6 siblings!
Yet amazingly, we'd get another sibling the next day.
What's so hard about having and raising kids?
All these complaints faulting the nation
are from spies from Pyeongyang, North Korea!
Prime Minister.
How many kids do you have?
I'm not married yet.
Yes, I totally understand.
Oh, do you?
For the women of this country,
keep it up like you're doing now.
So we at the Ministry of Culture finally
completed a project to help birth rates increase.
What is it?
- An exercise. / - Geez...
The "Have many kids" exercise.
Everyone, do what I do!
Action!
♪ Ministry of Culture sound ♪
♪ When raising kids ♪
♪ It costs money ♪
♪ Take their pocket money from relatives ♪
Go, go, go, go!
Minister of Culture.
How long did it take you to make this exercise?
This was a long-term project.
It took 10 months so it's like my child.
This is like your child?
Resign at once, you child!
- What was that? / - Don't curse at me!
Resign at once!
- You need to resign! / - Homeland security...
Alright, alright. Quiet down!
The country is a mess because
all you guys do is fight.
I never knew what crying blood meant,
but now I think I do.
From now on, don't just talk.
I hope you back up your words with actions.
Now, I'll be going to take action too.
Where are you going?
- To increase the birth rate. / - What?
- Prime minister. / - Yes.
While you are the acting president on my behalf,
do not ever waver for a moment
and please do a good job.
Yes, sir.
(Can't Take it Back)
Honey, hurry.
Come on, honey.
I signed us up for 3 months of yoga.
3 months?
Yeah.
Honey, I brought yoga clothes for you.
- Go get changed. / - Okay.
Wow! You look great in those!
- I do? / - Yeah.
Let's start with stretching first.
- Alright. / - Do what I do. Hands up high!
High...
High...
Got to stay focused!
At this moment, I feel so lonely
and I'm struggling.
What do I do?
That's right. I'll just try to do what she does.
Starting with the right.
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.
- Give me your hands. / - Yeah.
Both hands.
- Both hands? / - Yeah.
Hey. You don't want to do this?
You didn't want to come here with me?
No! I wanted to come!
- Why? To stare at the girls? / - No!
- I didn't want to come! / - You didn't want to come?
This won't work!
What do I do?
Okay! I'll be bold.
- Sora. / - Yeah.
- Let's stretch. / - Alright.
Geez!
Are you here to do yoga or to show off?
It's not like that...
- Honey. / - Yeah.
- You shouldn't be so proud. / - I know.
Let's put on some pants since it's embarrassing.
Thanks.
Geez...
Alright, let's start the class.
Everyone, watch me and do what I do.
We'll start with the cobra position.
Your knees should touch the floor
and go down.
Going back up in 1, 2, 3.
- Up. / - Up.
What are you looking at?
Got to stay focused!
Don't I have to look to do what she does?
I stared into the face of death for staring at the teacher.
What do I do?
That's right! I'll just look at Sora.
I was only looking at you.
Now we'll stand up and loosen up.
Starting with the right. 1, 2, 3, 4.
2, 2, 3, 4.
Shoulders.
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.
- Why do you keep smiling? / - What?
Does my body look funny
compared to the teacher's?
No! I don't like skinny girls like her.
I like plump girls like you.
What? Plump?
How about I put my plump fists into you?
That won't work!
What do I do?
Okay! I'll just keep my eyes closed.
Now put your right hand down your back.
Try to grab your hand.
Sir, if you go down a bit more here...
Doesn't that feel nice?
That's very good.
- Just like this. / - Did you enjoy that?
What?
What's with the smile?
- You must've really enjoyed that. / - No.
I'll give you something you can enjoy!
This won't work either. What do I do?
Alright! I'll compliment Sora.
Next, put your right foot forward
and go down.
- Down... / - Wow!
Sora, you're so flexible!
- Not working... / - Go down more than the teacher.
- More, more. Good. / - It's not working.
Your butt is heavy! More! More!
- Hey! Are you a drill sergeant? / - What?
- Am I in the army? / - No...
- You should demonstrate for me first! / - What?
Hold on... Wait.
You'd better stay sharp!
I was super focused!
(Look Again)
Hello, viewers.
I'm Jung Haecheol of Look Again.
What does this look like to you all?
Yes, a normal can of coffee?
But to a restaurant owner...
It looks like a bathroom keychain.
So depending on the person and their point of view,
things can seem very different.
First, shooting stars
can be seen in different viewpoints.
To a male student...
Wow! A shooting star!
Please let me get to level 10,000.
To a female student...
Please let me marry Park Bogum.
To a couple...
Hey! A shooting star.
- Let's make a wish. / - Okay.
What did you wish for?
- Did you... / - You too?
To a married couple...
Wow! Look at that shooting star!
I wish it shot over here.
Too bad.
You'll be seeing more stars soon.
Why are you so strong?
Geez!
And to that guy...
Hey! A shooting star.
Next, a magic trick can be seen
in different viewpoints.
To men...
I'll make this handkerchief disappear.
Keep an eye on his left hand. I'll watch his right.
Alright.
To a couple...
I'll make this handkerchief disappear.
I can do magic too.
What kind of magic?
I can steal your heart.
To a married couple...
I'll make this handkerchief disappear.
Wow! It really disappeared!
Excuse me! Make her disappear too!
I'll make you disappear right now!
Lastly...
I'll make this handkerchief disappear.
To Americans?
- Unbelievable! / - Amazing!
Next, money found on the street
can be seen in different viewpoints.
First, to a timid person...
Oops, I dropped my wallet.
Looks like some money fell out.
To a hapkido master...
To this guy...
Forget it.
Next, an empty seat on the subway
can be seen in different viewpoints.
To a couple...
Hey, an empty seat. You can take it.
- You sit, honey. / - Yeah?
Sit on my lap.
To that guy...
Forget it.
Lastly, to middle-aged women...
Gosh! A seat!
This has been look again!
(The Escape)
Hello? Is this emergency services?
I'm trapped in a tunnel now.
Please get here soon! Alright.
What was that?
Am I going to die like this?
What do I do?
Who's this?
Hello?
Hello, is this Hong Hyeonho?
Yes! Who is this?
I'm Park Yeongjin of emergency operations.
We have all sorts of experts here to save you.
- Thank you! / - Getting out is just a matter of time.
What's bothering you the most now?
I'm so hungry right now.
I found a mushroom but can I eat this?
- A mushroom? / - Yes.
- Just hold on a second. / - Okay.
Mushroom expert!
I'm a medical herb expert, Jeong Yunho.
The brighter and prettier a mushroom is,
the more likely it's poisonous.
- Oh, really? / - What does the mushroom look like?
It's yellow on the bottom.
Oh, they're just like the mushroom I have.
- Really? / - They should be okay to eat.
Go ahead.
Excuse me!
I feel itchy all of a sudden!
- You're itchy? / - Yes!
What the...
What is it?
What?
- Excuse me... / - Yes?
- Good thing I didn't eat any. / - What?
- Thank you! / - Thanks for what?
That man saved me!
Are you kidding me?
Get out of here!
Excuse me. Forget that.
I need you to send me food.
- Send you food? / - Yes.
Just hold on a moment.
Where's the sending expert?
What the...
I will send you off comfortably to your resting place.
- For just $39 a month... / - No, that's not the point!
We never ask questions.
We will escort you to your final resting place.
What are you on about?
Get out of here!
- Geez! Go, go! / - What is this?
Excuse me, I'm so hungry that I'm cold now.
I see some leaves. Should I try burning them?
- You'll burn some leaves? / - Yes.
You could suffocate. Hold on a moment.
- Really? / - Where's the burning expert?
What the...
Why?
With just an hour of aerobics a day,
you can burn off all your fat!
No, I want to start a fire.
You can burn all the fat you grab!
Just go away!
Away.
The fat went away.
Get out of here with that!
Get out!
Get out of here.
Excuse me. I don't need anything.
I give up on escaping. I fold.
- You fold? / - Yes.
He shouldn't give up yet. Just a moment.
Where's the folding expert?
Alright!
What the...
Alright little kids, let's fold some paper together!
Take some colored paper and fold it
into a square and another square...
Ta-da! You get a crane!
I can't even speak.
What?
- You want to see a horse? / - No...
- Fold a triangle first... / - No, no.
Another triangle and... Ta-da!
A horse!
I'm about to start cussing!
- A dragon? / - No...
Let's fold a dragon together.
A square and then...
Ta-da! A big dragon!
How do you make these so fast?
What's going on?
What is this? This isn't Kim Yeongman!
You crooks!
Get out of here, you fakers!
- You fakers! / - Excuse me.
I'll just try to endure it but now
my body aches from the trauma.
- Your body aches? / - Yes.
Then you need to be comfortable.
- Hyeonho. / - Yes.
That thing you carry to hold warm water...
- Instead of a tumbler when you go out. / - What?
- This bathtub. Hop in the tub and... / - Hold on.
Who carries around a tub?
- You don't carry a tub around? / - Of course not.
Geez... Fine.
- I'll tell you the easiest way. / - Yes.
When your car smells like cigarettes, you put this up
instead of using a phytoncide spray.
What?
A forest park.
- Take your forest park... / - Hold on.
Who puts up a forest park in their car?
- You don't have a forest park in your car? / - No.
- I bet it reeks in there. / - What?
- Hyeonho! / - Yes?
We can't get you out if you're going to
be so uncooperative.
Forget it! Bye!
They're totally hopeless.
What do I do?
Just hold out a little longer...
Who's this?
- Hello? / - Hong Hyeonho, can you hear me?
- Can you hear my voice? / - Yes, I can!
Yes, I can! Is this emergency services?
This is Lee Sanghun, the anchor of Tonight News.
We're going live in a bit.
But I have a few questions for you.
Hold on. What is this sound?
What are you doing, Hyeonho?
My clothes are so dusty so I'm dusting them off.
- That's weak. It lacks impact. / - What?
Listen up, Hyeonho.
I'll say you're robbing a bank instead.
Why would I rob a bank?
I'm covered in dust now!
Being covered in dust is weak.
I'll say you put on a mask.
Why would I wear a mask?
What do you need most in the tunnel now?
Send me food and water to drink.
Asking for food and water is weak.
I'll say you want $1 million in cash and a helicopter.
I don't need that.
Is it cold in the tunnel now?
I'm fine. I'm covered in a blanket.
That's weak. It lacks impact.
Listen up, Hyeonho.
You don't have a blanket on you.
I'll say you have bombs on you.
I don't want that!
Then would you rather be wearing a skirt?
I don't want either.
- Then you have on both. / - Why did you ask then?
Gosh... Looks like the police
will bring my mom to negotiate.
I am all for that story.
- Why would you use that? / - So about your mother.
What does she do?
She's a government employee.
That's too normal. It lacks impact!
- Listen up, Hyeonho. / - Yes.
Your mom isn't a government employee.
She's an accomplice!
Wow, you made us into mother and son robbers.
Please just spare my life.
- Why would you say that? / - We're going live now.
Why would you...
The safety in Korea has crumbled again.
We have wanted criminal, Hong Hyeonho on
the phone who got stuck in a tunnel
on the way to rob a bank, while asking for $1 million
and a helicopter in a mask, bombs
and a skirt as his accomplice mom
keeps a lookout outside.
Hyeonho, go ahead.
I'm going to reveal you when I get out of here.
- Reveal? / - Yes!
Now he says he's going to rob a department store!
Oh, Father...
He'll rob it with his father this time!
What are you saying?
I ask all fashion people in Korea
to hurry and buy all they need
before Hyeonho robs the department stores
of all the new clothes!
Bye!
When am I getting out of here?
(Zoom In, Zoom Out)
Zoom in.
You don't understand Korean?
Go... Me... Everything....
Again.
Go.
Zoom out.
Did you just break up with me?
You don't understand Korean?
- I should leave? / - Go.
- Who was the one that messed up? / - Me.
- And what did you do wrong? / - Everything.
You did mess everything up.
You don't want to date me again?
Again? Go.
You jerk!
(Surprise Appearances)
I need to hurry.
I have to do well on today's interview.
Hello!
If I'm hired at Gag Group...
Gosh, I'm so nervous.
What's taking the bus so long?
Oh, you're going for an interview at Gag Group?
Yes, today is the final interview.
- Wow, you're almost due. / - Yes.
I'm on my way to the hospital.
Congratulations.
- So when are you due? / - Today.
Oh, today...
Why would this happen now?
- Let me go. / - Honey!
Huiryeong.
What are you doing here?
So the thing is...
You've deceived me all this time?
- No... / - I'm so disappointed in you!
Wait up, Huiryeong!
It really hurts!
What's going on?
- Please report this! / - Alright.
Is this the police?
A fight has broken out!
They're tearing their hair out and going crazy!
Not the police! She's pregnant!
- I'm sorry! / - Call emergency services.
- It hurts so much! / - What do we do?
- Gosh! What do we do? / - Where? Where?
Now, lift your right arm.
Oh, he must be a doctor.
Good, now lift your left leg.
Alright.
Try lying on the side.
Is this good for pregnant women?
I found my 10 cents.
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Idiot! You came back here to look for 10 cents?
- Wow, that really surprised me. / - Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. / - Yes?
But I have a very important interview today.
Gag Group... I'll be going now
so please just wait until emergency services arrive.
- I'm sorry. I have to go. / - Hold on.
Is Gag Group more important to you
than a person's life?
But... It's an important interview...
You can interview next year or the following year.
But the baby and the mother
could be in danger right now!
Are you still going to leave?
You're right.
This interview isn't important.
What's most important is the mother and baby.
I'll help.
Yes! That's one applicant down.
- Hey! / - Taxi!
You scumbag!
Excuse me.
- Please get me some water! / - Water?
- Here you go! / - Get her the water.
No! No!
No that!
Why did you drink the water?
This is such a commotion!
Step aside!
Why are you making such a ruckus over a baby?
Ma'am, please help her.
Miss, just do what I do.
1, 2, 3...
- A bit harder. / - Harder, harder.
1, 2, 3...
A bit more...
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Don't die, ma'am!
You can't die now. Get it together.
Are you okay?
- I'm fine. / - Gosh, I thought you almost died.
But who is that man in black?
Man in black? Where?
Why would the Grim Reaper show up?
Get out of here!
- It's not the time yet! Go! / - Hold on!
I'm not the Grim Reaper.
I'm Lee Dongwook from "Goblin."
Are you insane?
- Stomp him. / - Stomp him!
You aren't Lee Dongwook!
Geez!
You showed up for a beating...
I escaped. You fools!
What the...
Am I dead?
I died for imitating Lee Dongwook?
I won't imitate him! I won't imitate Lee Dongwook!
Please let it slide this time!
(1 vs. 1)
Quiz show 1 vs. 1!
We have lots of contestants today.
Let's meet the first contestant.
Hello.
I'm from L.A. My weight could kill you. I'm Kilogram.
Why do you do that?
It's hip hop.
Don't do that. Here's your first question.
I said don't do that.
Here's your first question!
This is about a musical sign.
What is this sign on sheet music
to repeat a certain part?
This is the answer.
- Keeps repeating? / - Yes.
Late reaction to avian flu.
What are you saying?
Because of your lack of action,
millions of birds will die.
♪ Yo, the avian flu is back again ♪
♪ The government is always late to react ♪
♪ Only poultry farmers are stressing out ♪
♪ The people are always feeling betrayed ♪
Alright.
Why do you keep talking about this stuff?
- It's hip hop. / - Geez...
- Minsang. / - Yes.
If chickens are cooked at over 75 degrees,
it's totally safe.
- Really? / - Yes.
So I'll show people right here that it's totally safe.
How?
Order me two fried chickens.
So that's what you wanted!
- With sauce, sauce, sauce! / - Oh, come on!
Don't do that!
Here's your second question.
This is a pain you get from stiff muscles.
What is this problem that you should solve early
before you suffer more pain?
This is the answer.
- Should be solved? / - Yes.
The 7 missing hours.
What are you saying?
This is what we want to know.
♪ Why did she show up late? ♪
♪ Why did she have her hair done? ♪
♪ Why can't she say anything? ♪
♪ Where do the secrets end? ♪
Why do you keep talking about this stuff?
"It's hip hop." You were going to say that, right?
Excuse me, Kilogram. What are you doing?
I was gone for a few seconds and you were curious.
Shouldn't we be more curious about 7 hours?
Oh... I see.
You're doing that to express your curiosity...
We get it. You can come out now.
Come out and talk...
You were hiding to eat!
- Yum, yum, yum! / - Oh, stop that!
Stop messing around.
Let's meet our next contestant!
Good to see you, Il Hoseon.
Hello, Minsang.
I brought something to brag about today.
What is it?
My new clutch bag.
A clutch bag.
Why does it look so strange?
This is a potato chip bag!
It's great because it smells nice.
Oh, yeah.
Stop messing around!
Here are your questions.
Try to guess the titles of the songs I sing.
Here we go!
♪ While looking at a photo, I tore part of it ♪
Answer! A dirty magazine.
No! Next one.
♪ After walking, I'm in front of Sincheon Station exit 4 ♪
Answer! An apartment near a subway station.
Geez...
- Minsang. / - Yes.
I have a secret. I'm also around a subway station.
- You live near one? / - No, I live in one.
Oh, come on!
Let's meet our next contestant!
This contestant has memorized every
wrong answer to be on our show.
This is Jeong Yunho.
Nice to meet you.
I've memorized these answers 100%.
I think I can take the prize money today.
That's great. I'll give you a test.
This was from last year.
The radiant energy reflected from the surface
of the earth stays in the atmosphere...
The greenhouse effect.
Amazing.
I really hope you win.
We'll start with the easy questions.
This is the first one.
It's an old saying. If a cousin buys blank,
you'll get a stomachache. Fill in the blank!
I don't know that one!
It wasn't in here!
That's because it's so easy.
You know what this is.
What do you call those guys that catch snakes?
What do you call them?
Oh! Fearless.
No! Not that.
There's a document your dad keeps hidden
deep inside his closet.
It's been passed down from your ancestors.
What is it?
Oh! Slave ownership papers?
Come on!
Why would you have that?
Please give me another chance.
There's another question. Try to get that one.
Here's your second question.
It's the coldest season out of the 4 seasons.
What's the season that comes after fall?
That wasn't in here either!
How could you not know this?
There's a song about this!
A famous one.
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
What does that song make you think of?
You know this.
Oh! Soul.
Not soul!
Wrong! All wrong!
You're out!
Let's meet the next contestant!
I will answer every question.
1st place is mine. Jung Haecheol, let's go, go, go!
I'll answer everything right.
Great, Haecheol.
Please just let me finish before answering.
This question is about an electronic device.
Basically, for circuits...
Halibut and rockfish.
No. Let me finish.
For special circuits...
Sawedged perch.
No. Not raw fish.
Next...
- Fish stew. / - No!
Forget it. Different question.
This is about airplanes.
- The pilot's seat... / - Gummy's boyfriend.
No.
Let me finish!
The pilot's seat usually...
- Nabdeuk. / - Hey!
I'm a huge mess these days.
I'm totally off. When people see my face they say...
- A squid. / - Hey!
Take a good look!
A huge squid.
Hey! How could you say that?
Don't judge a book by its cover.
There's a lot in here.
Squid sausage.
You shouldn't be so rude to your senior.
- Cold squid soup. / - Hey!
Why would you say that?
Don't mess around.
I'm not so bad if you take a good look at me.
Pass!
Why would you pass on that?
Let's meet the last contestant!
Hello.
I go to the hospital these days, I'm Lee Byeongwon.
Hello, Byeongwon. What will you do
if you win the prize money?
I'll go to Mojito for a glass of Maldives.
You've switched them around?
My house is so cold.
I think the heater is broken.
That's why I got a new iboler.
- A boiler? / - I got a new iboler.
I couldn't install it so I got a guy to do it.
An iboler engineer installation.
A boiler installation engineer.
An iboler engineer installation came.
A boiler installation engineer came.
- Kidding me are you? / - Are you kidding me?
- Kidding me are you? / - Hey!
I'm massaging your shoulders.
Just answer the question.
Here's your first question!
Guess the name to the children's song.
♪ Blank has a hand for a nose. ♪
What is the title?
Here's a hint.
- I know this one. / - Sure.
Answer!
Phantele stermi.
What was that?
That's not the name of a children's song.
Change it up again!
Elemister phant.
What?
Kidding me are you?
- Are you kidding me? / - Kidding me are you?
Time for the next question.
Here it is then.
Here's the next question.
Among the husband's siblings,
what does the wife call the husband's
older brother?
Here's a hint.
I know this one.
Answer!
In-brother-law.
What?
What on earth is that? That sounded strange.
Change it up right!
Law-brother-in.
- What? / - Law-brother-in.
It's brother-in-law.
- That was wrong? / - Wrong.
That's too bad.
I was going to sing a song if I won.
What song?
IT's "FXXK BIGBANG."
- It's "FXXK IT." / - ♪ Kidding me are you ♪
♪ Kidding me are you ♪
- ♪ Time for a massage ♪ / - Stop that!
This has been...
- Sang Minyoo. / - It's Yoo Minsang.
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