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The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:17.
(The Most Sensitive People)
What's this?
My stocks fell again!
They said this was a hot tip!
I never should've believed them!
Geez!
How could you believe that, you idiot?
Geez, always so...
How could you believe that, you idiot?
- Mister. / - Yes?
Did you tease me for my stocks crashing?
What are you saying?
I lost my entire life savings in the stock market!
- I didn't... / - I'm totally ruined!
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
- Gosh, you must be an athlete. / - Yes.
A female wrestler?
- Wrestler? / - What?
- Mister! / - Yes.
I do flying yoga.
- Not wrestling. / - Isn't that thigh band?
It's not a thigh band!
I hang from this.
You hang from the ceiling on cloth?
Of course I'd hang on cloth!
You think I need to hang on chains?
- That's not what I... / - Forget it.
Sorry.
I'll have this.
That's been dropped from the menu.
- Drop? / - Yes.
All my stock prices have dropped!
- No... / - Why do you keep bringing that up?
- I never said that. / - Geez...
This guy is saying strange things.
- Hello. / - Welcome... Hey!
- Comedian Oh Nami! / - Yes.
Wow! I'm a big fan! In person you're so...
- Mister. / - Yes?
I didn't do anything so why are you laughing?
No, I was just...
Oh! Just looking at my face is funny?
No, I didn't mean that...
Oh, come on. I know about you.
You have the body of a model.
Oh! I have the body of a model...
- No... / - But I have the face of a comedian?
No! Don't be like that.
Please have a seat. What would you like?
Forget it.
Where are your beverages?
Here. Flip to the back.
Flip on her back?
Yes. What?
Mister, I am not wrestler! Why would I flip someone?
What's your problem?
No, I didn't mean..
Forget it.
This. What's this?
This is our beef stew.
It's made with a delicious beef stock.
- Stock? / - Yes.
- Stock? / - Not that stock...
Why would you mention stock in front of me?
I'm so stressed over stocks
that I'm about to go bald!
Alright, alright! Geez...
The customers today are atrocious!
Did you just say my face looks atrocious?
Gosh! No!
I never said that you were atrocious, Nami.
Oh, so I'm atrocious doing flying yoga?
Is that what you're saying?
- Why are you all being this way? / - Unbelievable.
Gosh, please stop.
What a day...
Hey!
You're Harry Potter!
I am not Harry Potter.
- What? / - I'm a church preacher.
Isn't this magic wand?
I came from conducting the church choir.
Alright, alright.
That's enough.
Please order.
Cast a spell?
Like that?
- What was that? / - Why would I cast a spell?
I am not a wizard.
Alright, alright. What would you like?
What would you like?
Does this fish dish come with a whole fish?
Not a whole fish. Just half.
Half?
Yes! All my stocks are worth half now!
Why do you keep bringing that up?
No! That's not what I meant.
Forget it.
I'll have this.
This chicken.
Oh, the chicken wings?
Chicken wing slam?
What the...
- Like this... / - No!
Why do you keep using wrestling terms?
What's your deal, mister?
- I never said that... / - You didn't?
- Yes. / - Don't make me laugh.
Don't make you laugh?
I was just sitting here!
I can't believe this.
- Gosh, what's with you all? / - Excuse me.
- Yes. / - This, this and this.
One of each.
I should write this down..
I only have this magic marker.
Magic?
I don't know magic!
Why? Because I am not Harry Potter!
Alright.
Why is the floor so dirty?
I'm sorry.
Look at this rag...
- Rags? / - What?
I'll be in rags now because of my stocks!
Why do you keep mentioning that?
- No, I... / - What's your deal? Tell me.
- No... / - Tell me!
Stop it! I don't want to wrestle with words!
Yes! I don't want to wrestle either!
I want to do yoga, mister!
What's your deal...
Hey. Don't make strange faces.
I never made strange faces!
I was just sitting here!
- Please stop... / - Why you...
Sit still! That's enough!
I wish these customers would just
go poof and disappear!
Why would you look at me and say that?
- No... / - I don't know how to do that!
Stop being ridiculous!
Yes, I'm sorry.
I can't catch a break even...
Break even?
I didn't even break even!
- It's looking really bad now! / - Alright.
I look really good now!
I'm wearing full makeup!
Why is a celebrity getting angry?
- Why can't a celebrity get angry? / - Stop it!
- I can't believe this! / - That's enough!
Whatever! Just leave!
Abracadabra?
Why would you say that spell?
I am not a wizard!
I can't take this any longer!
What the...
What's going on?
Look at that!
He's levitating things with his magic!
We're moving things into the floor above you.
Huh? What the...
It's a ladder car for moving in upstairs!
Geez, this guy...
Is so insensitive!
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Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 4:31.
(Large Love)
It sure is nice to be out near Hangang.
Such nice air.
What's taking Minkyoung so long?
Minsang!
Minkyoung!
What's this?
You seem so weak these days
so I got you medicine.
I seem weak?
What is this?
Take 3 after every meal.
Why do I need 3 after every meal?
What is this?
This is rice.
Rice is medicine.
- Have 3 of these after every meal? / - Yeah.
That should really make me healthy.
I should order some medicine too.
Let's order Chinese food.
- That's medicine? / - Yeah.
Let's order then.
Hello!
You're going to order Chinese food, right?
How did you know?
I could tell from far away you guys would order a lot.
- Us? / - Yes, so I ran here.
Here's the menu on the flyer. Take a look.
I'll have everything on the flyer.
Oh, everything here?
No, no.
Everything on the flyers.
- Even for these? / - Yes.
I have 100 flyers so...
- 100 of each dish? / - Yes.
She must be a competitive eater.
Do you want a beating?
- Just a joke. / - Careful, mister.
- The half and half noodles... / - Yes.
I want the bowl...
Can you make the bowl this big?
A bowl of half and half noodles this big?
No, not this big.
- Do I have to show you? / - How?
This big.
This big, mister.
- Make it this big. / - A bowl that big?
It looks kind of like this.
Alright.
I'll give it a shot.
Alright.
Mister, hurry since we're hungry.
No.
I'll come as slow as possible.
What are you saying?
The noodles will swell up and become...
I'll be back.
He's going really slowly!
He's going really slowly.
He's going really slowly.
Let's forget him.
- It's so nice out. / - I love spring.
He's still leaving.
Minsang, should we go see a movie tonight?
What movie?
There's a great comedy movie out.
What a hassle. Let's just stay in.
Why? I want to laugh too.
Geez...
Minkyoung.
I started a diet.
Oh, come on!
I even signed up for a gym.
I'm starting a lemon detox tomorrow.
You can eat all the food when it gets here.
That was a lie.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Are you angry?
Forget it! I'm going home.
Minkyoung!
- Minkyoung... / - Chinese delivery!
The food is here.
Stay and eat.
I should stay and eat?
Fine!
That was it?
So you're staying?
I see.
Your half and half noodles!
- Your half and half noodles! / - What is this?
Really big, right?
- This is great. / - I stuck my two bathtubs together.
- They're bathtubs! / - Yes.
Two tubs...
Since you ordered a lot
have a coupon.
A coupon...
- Mister. / - Yes.
We ordered all this and we only get this coupon?
The coupon...
Just a joke.
- Here you go. / - A coupon!
- So big! / - Here you go.
Hold on, mister.
It's great that it's a big coupon
but it doesn't say what I get for free.
You get the store.
You get the store.
- Should we start eating now? / - Yeah!
3, 2, 1, let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hoegyeong...
Hey.
I told you not to date this fool.
Why are you being like this?
Did you catch a cold?
Blow your nose.
Forget it!
Blow.
Blow.
Gross.
Why is it gross?
Why am I gross?
Did you just hit me?
I didn't...
You hit me!
- I didn't... / - Why you...
Let me go.
- Stop this. / - Let me go!
Please stop this.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Stop this.
Minkyoung, are you okay?
- Did you just kick me? / - No...
Get up here.
What are you going to do?
You're making me mad!
Geez!
Gosh...
Are you okay?
- Hey, carry that out. / - Yes, ma'am.
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Confusing News | 핵갈린 늬우스 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:27.
(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development, North Korea
has finally made a fan that's cool without blades.
How could it be cool
if it has no blades?
It's made of ice.
How is that, Comrade Byeoli?
Wow! It's so cool!
It's a gift. Take it.
Thank you.
Be careful as falling asleep with this on
could flood your room at night.
Next is news on South Korea.
Child abuse is quite severe in South Korea.
Child abuse is so severe in South Korea
that a child that needs a mother's milk
is lied to and told that this is a mother's breast.
Children are put on leash like dogs!
They're not even properly potty trained.
They urinate on the street!
We contain our pity at their cruelty!
Now, it's time to meet a famous person.
We'll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye
who is a spy in South Korea.
Hello.
I've just terrorized South Korea.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
And what kind of terrorism did you commit?
I've spread a malicious virus
on the server of Korea's most popular
mobile messenger.
And what is that virus?
- It's me! / - Goodness!
As a result, the angry people
said this was more like their aunt
than an emoticon causing them to start
using messenger pigeons instead of the app
covering all of South Korea in pigeon poop
in this revolution I caused!
Good work.
And that's not all.
I've placed a large bomb at a concert
for I.O.I, a popular Korean girl group.
And what is that large bomb?
It's me!
How horrifying!
As a result, the people singing along to "Pick Me"
ended up passing out
and the people chanting "I.O.I"
started chanting "gross,"
turning the concert into a funeral
in this revolution I caused!
I will give it my all to make
South Korea a mess.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
Good work.
Next, we'll watch news on the Supreme Leader
who has come to Hyeju village.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
♪ In command ♪
Our Supreme Leader can stop
a missile coming from the U.S.
with his bare hands.
And he cleans his teeth with that missile!
Supreme Leader, this is a bulletproof vest
that can stop any bullet.
Save me! Save me!
He was sent to a world without bullets.
Supreme Leader, I brought beef.
I know it's your favorite.
(U.S. beef)
Save me! Save me!
You stupid fatty!
He says meat has no nationality.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
What a lovely sight.
Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a South Korean ophthalmic clinic.
And what is an ophthalmic clinic?
It's a new kind of torture center.
Here people's eyes are maliciously tortured.
A person's eyeballs are
roasted with this red light!
I can't see. I can't see.
They locked her up and didn't feed her.
She looks for a grain of rice
stuck on this spoon!
I see a red house on a hill.
This comrade is hallucinating!
Now, just close your eyes.
Another comrade has gone somewhere
where there is no return.
If there's a hell, it's this place here!
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
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Stitchers 2x04 Sneak Peek "The Two Deaths of Jamie B" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:01.
- I need a place to crash. - Oh, what?
Camille's brother stole my stuff.
- Wait. Rewind. - Theo...
took all of my smart appliances.
He took my smart dishwasher,
he took my smart oven,
- he took my smart washer-dryer. - I guess it wasn't so smart
to let Theo crash with you then, huh?
- Have you called your landlord or... - I'm already on thin ice with her.
Apparently a tenant called and complained about me.
- Complained about what? - That I was making too much noise.
It was probably Theo too.
Look, I just need to keep everything on the D.L.
and I need to replace all of the appliances on my own. I just don't have the money.
Well, why don't you just stay with your parents?
Are you kidding? If they ever found out about this,
I would never hear the end of it.
I'm getting the feeling you don't want me as a roommate.
I don't.
Dude, I had a roommate freshman year who insisted on writing his term papers
in the nude while sitting on my bed, and after that,
I was like, "Never again."
First of all, I'm not a clothing optional kind of guy,
and secondly,
I'm not some stranger who's assigned to you to be your dorm-mate.
I'm your best friend.
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Stitchers 2x02 Sneak Peek 2 "Hack Me If You Can" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:59.
Linus?
Derek Steelman, 28 years old.
He got hit by a car this morning in Downtown LA.
At one point he was number 3 on the FBI's most wanted hacker list.
Until the FBI caught him posting internal memos
- from one of the "big five" oil companies. - I could only find two photos.
Well, he was a hacker. He wouldn't have wanted a big Internet footprint.
Instead of prison, the FBI offered him a deal.
He turned white hat, started working for some of our off-the-books agencies.
- N.C.T.C.? - C.T.I.I.C.?
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.?
Among others.
His job was to prevent cyber-terrorists from breaching our systems.
So he could have been killed because of something he found out.
Wait! What is that?
That's an Insulin pump. Derek was wearing at the time of death.
Witnesses say Derek looked disoriented before he walked into traffic.
Was he drunk? On drugs?
But we can't wait 48 hours to get his tox screen.
If Derek was murdered, we need to know how and why.
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Try not to Laugh Challenge / Ft. ItsXenox • Ilanna Gane - Duration: 6:00.
Don't subscribe to Xenox, ItsXenox, don't subscribe to him because he doesn't deserve
it.
And just subscribe to me (JK) Shhhh!
For the video!
Shh!
(Siri) 'Sorry I didn't catch that' Hahahaha!
Yo guys, and welcome to another video.
I am joined today by Daryl: Xen Me: Xenox Daryl: ItsXenox there you go.
Ilanna: And today we are going to be doing a try not to laugh challenge, with water,
so basically we have put together some like memes, type things, funny videos and then
were gonna put water in
our mouths and try not laugh!
Basically, that's the game!
So we are gonna watch the first clip, so we need to... just unscrew the lid :D
Daryl: God, I know its your channel, no need to embarrass me!
(Laughing) Ready, okay.
(Laughing) (Laughing)Ilanna: You survived!
I have laughed at the first like, 5 million!
Daryl: Hold on boyzzz, we have to take some safety precautions out here.
These Adidas are worth £60, i'm not risking them!
Too much!
(Laughing) (Laughing) Ilanna: How are you not wetting yourself?
(Laughing) Daryl: Just the way it is singing normally, then it just goes all demonic!
Ilanna: I think I have wet myself!
Okay, i think um, Daryl's already winning, but, we are gonna go along with it!
I gonna try and leave the links to all the videos we watched down below.
And also his channel.
subscribe for more!
(Laughing) (Laughing) Ilanna: Gib-abgihhufg-hfhdfjhg Daryl: Oh my, gobabgod
Daryl: Oh no! Do you know what 'Moon base Alpha' is?
Ilanna: No Daryl: Have you ever heard the texted speech in it?
Ilanna: No Daryl: Oh my god!
I don't have hope for you!
(Laughing) (Laughing) Ilanna: Wait, are they making them say it?
Daryl: (nods) (Laughing)
(Laughing)
(Laughing)
(Laughing)
Ilanna: Okay guys,
give the video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it,
and make sure you go subscribe to Xenox, there's a little
thing on the screen here.
So click it!
Click here to subscribe to me.
And click here to see my last video.
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Goodbyeeeeeeee!
Ilanna: Goodddbyeeeeee!
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Pillons à l'indienne وجبه هنديه رائعه في المذاق والتقديم - Duration: 4:34.
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Scarce On Drugs - Duration: 0:39.
Let the bass kick!
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*Gun Fires*
Wasted
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
Hey whatsup guys it's scarce here
Today I have a new--
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Stitchers 2x01 Sneak Peek 2 "20" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 2:06.
How could you let Cameron do that to himself?
I only agreed with him. It wasn't like I stuck the damn needle in his arm.
Look, Maggie...
Yesterday was a hard day on all of us.
Why don't you go home? Take the day off.
Tomorrow, we'll dig back in,
figure out where this threat to our program is coming from.
From where I stand, you are the biggest threat to the team.
Easy now.
Remember, I am the director of the program that employs you.
A few months ago, I asked you
what I should tell Kirsten when she asks me
what the real purpose of the Stitchers program is.
Do you remember what you told me?
I said you should tell her whatever you want
as long as it's not the truth.
Why can't she know?
Why can't they all know?
That we are developing a technology
to accelerate the evolution of the human brain?
What are you keeping from me, Les? I know it's something.
What is it?
You took Fisher off the Ed Clark investigation.
Why? Was he getting close to something?
Listen, I think we're done here.
You killed Ed Clark, didn't you?
Just because you hang out with kids all day
- doesn't mean we're playing a game. - I'm asking you again!
Did you kill Ed Clark?
Saving the world is a messy business.
People get hurt. Some get killed.
How many people are you willing to kill to save six billion?
I don't know.
But I assure you, if pushed,
I would kill one to save 19.
Well, that's the number of people in your lab.
Who's the one you'd kill to save them?
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Killjoys 1x08 Promo "Come the Rain" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:20.
- Black Rain. - What kind of storm are we talking about?
Lethal.
These prisoners shall be exposed to the elements until dead.
He has to live. 'Cause if not, I'll pick one person, then
put them out in the Rain.
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Stitchers 2x03 Sneak Peek 3 "The One That Got Away" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:40.
Why in the hell are you here?
- What kind of welcome is that? - Don't get too comfortable either.
Do you see how she treats me?
- It's how she treats everyone. - You should really be thanking me, Mill.
The house is dark.
- I didn't want to wake you guys. - So instead you just broke in?
Hey, nothing's broken except for maybe my nuts.
Where did you learn to kick like that anyways?
Will you answer my question?
I... I came to catch up with my sister.
Really?
So how many dead presidents is it going to take to end this little reunion?
Harsh! Hey, I don't need your money.
- I've got some business here in LA. - Business?
Oh, that is the opposite of reassuring.
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Killjoys 1x10 Promo "Escape Velocity" Season Finale (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:20.
- What is coming to Old Town? - Death.
- D'avin's going after Khlyen. - You're the reason I'm back in her life.
Find something to hold on to.
We're never giving up.
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艾瓦貝爾日常 - 把錢丟下去就對啦！ - Duration: 3:38.
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Fiat Barchetta-Малката Лодка/The little Boat Review - Duration: 16:04.
Hi! This is Nicky, I am Chefo and today we are going to show you the first video of our new channel Superauto
where we will be showing you rare and interesting cars.
Yes, and today we start with Fiat Barchetta - a classical Italian roadster from the 90s
The design is inspired by Ferrari 166 Mille Miglia - named after the famous Italian races from the 50s
The name "Barchetta" also comes from Italian and means "a little boat"
and exactly because it comes from Italian, the correct pronunciation is "barketta", not "barchetta".
The engine
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Stitchers 2x02 Promo "Hack Me If You Can" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:01.
Three,
two,
one,
Time to get wet!
He is your brother.
- Who does she think she is? - Give him a chance.
- Who's running this operation? - The smart people.
If Dr. Benning reprogrammed his nanobots,
why can't we reprogram ours?
To do what?
You're trouble.
You feel that?
You knew about this?
And you didn't tell me?
I'm worried about her.
I have access to technology that gave me an advantage.
She's completely different.
It's worse than that.
Kirsten just got activated.
Come on, stretch.
This time, you won't be able to bring me back.
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Stitchers Season 2 "The Squad" Promo (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:20.
We could do this the legal way,
or we could do it my way.
Is it safe?
Absolutely.
She's not a zombie. This is science.
Whoever is behind this, is crazy good.
Better than you two?
- Don't be ridiculous. - Don't be ridiculous.
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Stitchers 2x05 Sneak Peek 2 "Midnight Stitchers" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:58.
Hey.
- Hey. - Maggie in her office?
- Yeah. - You okay?
Yeah. When am I not?
Don't do it.
Don't give me the cop glare.
Well, then spill it.
Do you ever feel...
like you're in too deep?
Are we talking about a case?
How do you...
How do you stop the work from...
hurting the people you care about?
Well...
I wish I knew.
It's hard for people without a badge to understand, you know?
Yeah. Okay. Thanks for the pep talk.
Well, lucky for you,
I have a badge...
And an ear you can bend any time.
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