I'm watchinng in youtube : Waching daily Apr 13 2017

(ping pong ball bouncing)

- [Narrator] Warning, don't do what Marty does.

He's is a professional filmmaker / idiot man child.

Here's proof.

- Eat 'er up, come on.

Swallow.

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

(upbeat electronic music)

♫ Marty has an internet

♫ Marty has a internet

♫ Marty has a Internets

♫ Marty has a internet

(video game music)

- [Narrator] Marty has always been a fan of the internet,

using it for a number of different pastimes:

playing a number of cool maths games,

viewing a vast variety of pornographic films

with the sound turned way down,

and browsing the latest and greatest memes

to share with his friends.

- [Scarce] Hey, what's up guys, it's Scarce here.

- [Narrator] But now, Marty's decided

to use the world wide web

as a vessel for his creativity,

as well as his claim to fame,

by creating the web's next viral video.

- What about pranks?

(Brad moans)

What's up, YouTube, YouTube?

PrankMasterMarty420 here! An d today,

we're gonna find out,

do people really care about how they look?

Let's find out today in the

body shaming prank!

Let's g `o.

(upbeat electronic music)

(thump)

Hey, Brad!

Today, we're gonna shame the fuck outta your body!

Okay, here we go.

Hey, fat lard, you fatty-fat fat-fat.

You want any choccy milk with that diabetes? (laughs)

Have you ever thought of runnin',

'cause you are so fat.

You're so fat, when you sit around the house,

you sit arouuuuuunddddd the house!

People like you are the reason I work out.

I know you have a lot on your plate right now, Brad.

Literally, you fat sack of crap!

You look pathetic.

You are extremely fat and nobody likes you.

What do you think about those, Brad?

- Get the fuck out!

No one's gonna watch your shitty prank videos,

now fuck off!

- Didn't have to be so mean.

(definitely not exaggerated crying)

- [Narrator] Marty, in the midst of crying

like a little baby,

realises that the fad of pranks is passing,

and his search for more relevant internet trends begins.

- [Man On Video] I got like, some,

I've got some water, some...

- Can we some pizza, please?

Beef and onion, preferably.

- We can feed the homeless.

- Don't know any homeless people.

(upbeat electronic music)

- What's up, YouTube, YouTube?

PrankMasterMarty420 here,

and today, this prank's gonna have a happy endin'.

This is the

feed the homeless prank!

Let's go.

(angry grunting)

Hey, hey homeless man,

would you like some pizza today?

- Fuck off!

- Brad.

Come on, come on, let's do the video.

- Fuck off.

- Brad.

I mean, homeless man,

like some pizza today?

Here we are.

Yeah.

You're pretty hungry, aren't ya?

Got a lot of child support, don't ya?

Eat up. - Fuck off!

No! - Brad, Brad, come on.

- No!

- Hey, come on, eat up.

Eat up, eat up, chub-chub.

(Brad whimpering) Eat 'er up, come on.

Swallow, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

There ya go.

Come on, chomp 'er up.

(Brad crying)

Brad, you're ruining the video.

Come on, homeless man.

Up and down,

yeah, big boy.

Come on, your kid's gonna be proud of ya.

- Shut up!

- First thing you've done good in your life.

Come on, homeless man.

Come on.

Child support isn't gonna pay itself.

Come on, fat lard, eat up.

- [Narrator] While the helping the homeless video

initially seemed like a good idea,

Marty doesn't believe Brad can pass as

one of them, despite his unkempt appearance,

his hoboesque haircut and his lack of fashion sense.

Marty's quest for the key of virality continues.

- [First Man On Video] But, because he's here, he matters.

- [Second Man On Video] Yeah, we've been waiting for you.

- Brad. - What?

- Kony 2012.

- Yeah, no, um...

No thanks.

- Kony 2012, Nate.

Okay, you ready?

- Not really.

- Okay, let's play it.

(loud click)

Hi, my name is Marty,

and this is an experiment,

but in order for it to work,

you have to pay attention.

(sad music)

Right now, there are more people on Facebook

than there were on the planet 200 years ago.

But, also right now, there's a problem

that the world is oblivious to:

The Black Knights.

The Black Knights are a black Satanist cult,

more powerful than the Illuminati.

This is an elite group, full of some of the world's

most powerful black men.

Tyler, The Creator.

Tyler Perry.

Bill Cosby.

Ice Cube.

But, there is one man that leads this evil

pack of pscyhopaths, someone who has cross-dressed

on a number of occasions, in order to appeal

to the brain-washed humans of planet Earth.

This man is Martin Lawrence.

Big Momma's House helped this man achieve credibility

in Hollywood, and now he's using his power for evil.

Martin Lawrence is evil.

Martin Lawrence is a degenerate.

Martin Lawrence is a psychopath.

Martin Lawrence is a vile human being.

Please, help us stop this evil mastermind

and his black Satanist cult.

So, what do you think, Brad?

- It was alright. (ding)

Oh, I got a message from Chris that says,

"OMG, Martin Lawrence, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL."

What do you think that means?

Might look it up.

- [Narrator] Upon review, Marty realises that the cult

doesn't actually exist, discovering the existence

of Lawrence's hit 2001 comedy film Black Knight.

Soon after, Marty receives a phone call

from Lawrence's legal representative.

Marty is framed for defamation of character,

and is told if the video is not taken down,

Lawrence and his representatives will sue him

for all he is worth.

Marty, believing his skinny white figure

will make him a sexual target in jail,

cooperates, concluding that maybe he should concentrate

on his own internet show.

- Brad, why is my channel's name

been changed to PrankMasterBrad420?

- No reason.

(grunts)

(crying)

(upbeat electronic music)

(ping pong ball bouncing)

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A mother's painful execution story brings about a new law for victims - Duration: 3:26.

THE TWO ARE THE FIRST OF SEVEN

INMATES ARKANSAS PLANS TO PUT TO

DEATH OVER A 10-DAY PERIOD.

CRAIG: ONE LOCAL FAMILY KNOWS

ALL TOO WELL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO

WAIT FOR JUSTICE.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO REBECCA

PETTY'S FAMILY NOT ONLY CAUSED

HEARTACHE AND A LOT OF GRIEF IT

ALSO BROUGHT ABOUT NEW

LEGISLATION IN ARKANSAS FOR

VICTIM'S RIGHTS AT EXECUTIONS

AND IT LAUNCHED A MOTHER INTO

POLITICS TO GET IT ACCOMPLISHED.

THIS STORY, NEW ON 40/29.

IN 1999, 31-YEAR-OLD KARL

DOUGLAS ROBERTS MURDERED HIS

12-YEAR-OLD NIECE.

ANDRIA NICHOLE BREWER,

>> SHE WAS DRIVEN 10 MILES DOWN

AN OLD LOGGING ROAD WHERE SHE

WAS FORCED TO UNDRESS, THROWN TO

THE GROUND, BRUTALLY RAPED, AND

THEN SHE WAS STRANGLED TO DEATH.

CRAIG: AT FIRST, ROBERTS JOINED

THE FAMILY AND FBI IN A 3 DAY

SEARCH FOR ANDI, AS SHE WAS

CALLED.

HE FINALLY CONFESSED

>> AND HE LEAD AUTHORITIES TO

HER BODY.

CRAIG: REBECCA REMEMBERS ALL THE

POTENTIAL OF HER PRECIOUS LITTLE

GIRL.

>> SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, LOVE FOR

LIFE, LOVED ANIMALS, WANTED TO

BE A SCHOOL TEACHER.

CRAIG: SHE SAYS ANDI WAS A VERY

HAPPY CHILD AND SHE LIKED TO

PULL PRACTICAL JOKES

>> I WAS IN A HAZE, WHEN YOU

HAVE A CHILD THAT IS MISSING AND

YOU KNOW IN YOUR SOUL SOMETHING

ISN'T RIGHT, YOU ARE NOT

YOURSELF.

CRAIG: ON MAY 24, 2000, ROBERTS

WAS FOUND GUILTY AND SENTENCED

TO DIE.

ROBERTS SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO

APPEAL, SO --

>> GOVERNOR HUCKABEE SIGNED THE

DEATH WARRANT, MY FAMILY WENT TO

WITNESS THE EXECUTION AND YOU

THINK IT'S JUST EXACTLY LIKE IT

SOUNDS.

CRAIG: SHE SAYS THEY PREPARED

THEMSELVES TO GO IN AND WATCH

THE EXECUTION, FOR THIS FINAL

CHAPTER IN THIS HORRIBLE ORDEAL,

>> THE PROSECUTOR COULD GO IN,

FBI GO IN, ALL THE PLAYERS THAT

WERE INVOLVED WITH HER CASE.

CITIZEN WITNESSES, MEDIA.

CRAIG: BUT SUDDENLY THEY WERE

BARRED FROM THE EXECUTION ROOM.

>> STATE LAW SAID WE GOT TO GO

TO THE WARDEN'S OFFICE WHERE WE

WOULD WATCH THE LIVE FEED.

AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED THAT

NIGHT TO MY FAMILY.

WE WENT IN THERE, AND I WAS JUST

COMPLETELY IN DISARRAY.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

I GAVE BIRTH TO THIS CHILD, I

SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHOOSE HOW I

DEAL WITH MY GRIEF.

CRAIG: AT THE LAST MINUTE,

BREWER DECIDED HE WANTED HIS

APPEAL SO THE EXECUTION WAS

CALLED OFF.

>> AT THE TIME I WAS ANGRY AT

HIM FOR TAKING MY DAUGHTER, I

WAS ANGRY AT THE STATE FOR NOT

LETTING ME SEE TO HER LAST

BUSINESS ON THIS PLANET.

CRAIG: AND THAT EXPERIENCE

ULTIMATELY BROUGHT PETTY INTO

THE POLITICAL WORLD TO TRY TO

GET THE LAW CHANGED.

THE FIRST BILL FAILED, BUT SHE

SAYS SENATOR BART HESTER URGED

HER TO RUNOR AN OPEN SEAT SO

THAT SHE COULD PUSH A NEW BILL

THROUGH.

>> I RAN, I WON AND THE FIRST

BILL THAT I PASSED WAS ANDI'S

LAW.

IT GIVES VICTIMS RIGHT TO CHOOSE

HOW THEY DEAL WITH THE DEATH O

A LOVED ONE DURING AN EXECUTION,

THEY ALSO WILL BE TREATED WITH

DIGNITY.

CRAIG: KARL ROBERTS STILL SITS

ON DEATH ROW TONIGHT.

HE IS NOT ONE OF THE 7 PLANNED

EXECUTIONS LATER THIS MONTH.

PETTY SAYS SHE DOESN'T DWELL ON

HIS EXECUTION NOW, SHE HAS A

HUSBAND, KIDS, A FAMILY AND A

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Eyes are sleeping and cheeks are sleeping

On tired babies

Eyelashes are sleeping and palms are sleeping

Tummies are sleeping and legs are sleeping

Tiny ears are sleeping

Sweetly dozing on the pillow

Curls are sleeping and hands are sleeping

Only noses are sniffing

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If you're like me, you may not always

have a steady hand when you're shooting

video. Fortunately Google Photos can help

fix them. To do that, open the video in the

Android Google Photos app. If your video

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cropped a little bit once it's

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tap save.

This is what the video look like before

stabilization.

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after stabilization.

Once you are happy with your video, you

can share it to social media or import

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If you found this video

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Star Wars Forces of Destiny First Look | Disney - Duration: 1:20.

For many years, something that's been really important to Star Wars...

is these characters that little kids can grow up and recognize a little bit of themselves.

So with Forces of Destiny, there was an opportunity to tell some additional stories

around these terrific characters from throughout the franchise.

Forces of Destiny,

they're these almost bite-size, short, self-contained adventures

that take place in different time periods.

It's very much a real part of Star Wars.

We're very fortunate to have Daisy reprising her role as Rey. 10 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,371 BB-8 this way.

Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso.

I suggest you pick on someone your own size.

-Ugh! -We have Lupita back as Maz.

It's a nice night for telling stories.

This new series of shorts just opens up a new realm of possibilities.

[music]

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[TMT][358] Giới thiệu DX MMZ-01, DX MMZ-00! Bộ Sentai không chính thức. - Duration: 5:12.

Hello everyone! I'm Rai.

Today, I got you 2 products of an unoffical sentai.

It's Akibaranger.

DX MMZ-01 and DX MMZ-02.

Let's focus on the box.

At right bottom, you can see...

Name of product "MMZ-01".

MMZ means "Moe Moe Z-Cune".

And some logo of product above.

1:1 scale, sound gimmick.

It's can transfrom from weapon into figure.

At left bottom is Tamashii and Bandai logo.

Tamashii is popular with figures.

About 00.

The name is MMZ too.

But it's "Moya Moya Z-Cune".

We know 00 stands before 01.

But MMZ-01 released before 00.

Just like Sentai such as in Kyoryuger...

Gabutyra appeard early, then Tobaspino.

In Zyuoh, Cube Eagle appeard early, then Condor.

And Gobuster too.

About the figure mode.

They have a same size and human form.

But different color.

Such as eyes, hair, uniform color.

This figure has designed with anime details

with nice face and the eyes are big, glitter.

These are bows and tiny hat on the head.

It wears Japanese girls school uniform.

The scarf and armband with details painting.

There are long socks and gems bracelet.

A shoe.

Right leg has booster gear.

About the articulation, the figure can turn it's head.

The beam arm.

The hand.

And the leg too.

So do this figure.

About gun mode, the side hair becomes main body.

Booster leg becomes gun barrel.

The tails becomes gun grip.

The beam arm before becomes a scope.

But it's not a real scope.

It gonna be more interesting if Bandai made it for real.

Both of them have nice color.

You can see Akibaranger logo on it.

About 00.

We can see some symbols on the cover.

some cute short words and emotions.

It's very heavy too.

Because of some diecast parts inside.

Such as the trigger.

The bows.

Or the top of gun barrel.

We turn on, pull the trigger. It's active the transformation first.

And then shooting.

Holding this tiny button for the final attack.

The sound is pretty fun.

But short.

Same here with 00.

The sound just like Malshina singing while taking a shower.

Final attack.

Almost the sound was Malshina's voice, different from 01 of Aoi.

There're some notes here.

The product is for 15-age.

The painting is very thin.

And very easy to scratch.

So keep it out of children reach.

Then the tail made by pvc very hard and sharp.

You should becareful with it.

Specially, you can't even find a screw, they was covered.

In my opinion, when turn it off and pull the trigger.

You can here its sound like a real gun.

I like the color and design of 00, but the sound of 01.

And that all I got for you today.

Next time, we will return with DX MMZ-02.

Goodbye and see you again with many videos.

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A Message From Jhaydin (Turn on Subtitles if Needed) - Duration: 0:06.

I eat L's and old a** backpack and I look like a big a** nose.

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