Waching daily Apr 8 2017

(Spear and Shield)

Yeah.

I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.

Yeah, see you soon.

Patented hangover cure for sale.

One pill and you'll sober up right away.

Hangover cure for sale!

Patented traditional liquor for sale.

Just a smell will get you drunk.

Traditional liquor for sale!

Want to see the miracle of instantly sobering up?

Want to see the miracle of instant intoxication?

What was that?

Let's go for more drinks!

Want to get so drunk you won't

recognize your parents?

What do you think made

all the day drinkers drunk?

What do you think made them sober up

when their wives called?

What do you think made you drunk

at every work party?

What do you think sobered you up

when everyone was too drunk to pay?

What do you think made

the bathroom air freshener spray?

That made no sense.

Forget it.

We'll use our stuff on him

and if he gets drunk, you get off.

Agreed. I see your offer

and if he doesn't sober up,

I'll raise you this bracelet my dad gave me.

It's not even pure gold.

Agreed! I see your bracelet

and I'll raise you this necklace

from my deceased grandmother!

Why when it's from your grandma?

Agreed! I see your necklace

and I'll raise you my life.

You're going overboard.

This guy...

Has our lives in his hands.

1...

2...

3!

How am I supposed to do this?

- Are you okay? / - Yes.

- You're fine, right? / - Yes.

He's totally sober!

Do you know who I am?

I ate dinner with your chief!

He's drunk and speaking gibberish!

He's even annoying the guy next to him!

Are you okay?

You drank too much.

He's sober and looking after the guy next to him!

You shouldn't sleep here.

He's about to vomit from being drunk!

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

He's even urinating in public!

Get off!

Hold on.

Yeah, I'm almost there.

Send.

He's fine and he was texting! Get off!

Yeah, I'm almost home.

Now that I'm home, time to wash up!

There's the hanger.

He's drunk and thinks he's home!

Get off!

What the...

Why are my clothes here?

Geez...

He sobered up!

I'm a wild man!

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

He's drunk and starting fights!

Are you enjoying the show?

I hope you enjoy the show until the end.

He's totally sober! I won!

This station is Hapjeong. Hapjeong Station.

It's Hapjeong. Time to get off...

I don't look decent right now.

There.

I'm at Hapjeong now.

I'm getting off. Yeah.

He's walking out just fine!

- Yeah. / - But he looks like he's drunk!

- Is he drunk? / - Or is he sober?

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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:38.

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

Just like how basketball has the all-star game,

here at Gag Concert

we have the Say Anything Festival.

- Seafood platter. / - What was that?

I just said anything!

This is the Say Anything Festival after all.

That's right. Just blurt out any absurd thing.

But it can't make sense or remind you of anything.

That's right.

It may sound easy but it's very hard.

- That's right. / - Then let's meet...

Our first contestant now.

It's Yoo Minsang!

Viewers!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas in March!

You can't say Merry Christmas in March

unless you've got a screw loose up there.

That's right.

- That was a very good random comment. / - Right!

Christmas reminds me of Haeinsa.

What does that mean?

I just said anything!

Just anything!

Son Anju, are you enjoying the show?

Who's Son Anju?

I just said any name!

Just any name!

- You're really enjoying the festival. / - That's right.

Great. Let's meet the next contestant.

He'll show us Kim Haneul

from the drama "Romance."

Down on all fours!

I'm the teacher...

And you're the principal.

That was...

A teacher shouldn't beat the principal!

So he did a great job.

Things should just come out without any thought.

- What? / - That was really green.

I just said anything!

- That's right! / - Just say anything!

That's right! Roasted chestnut vendor gloves!

Let's meet the next contestant!

Glutinous rice cakes!

Buckwheat jelly!

I'd like to buy some!

He wants to buy some!

He should be selling them but he's buying!

Amazing!

What a random thing for a vendor to say.

- Right! / - The words would follow the Silk Road!

That's right! Glutinous rice cakes

are best at Ahyeon furniture street.

Don't move!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he showing us a snowman

with two volleyballs?

Bead rice cake.

Hold on.

It shouldn't remind us of anything.

- That's a well thought out joke! / - That's right.

Didn't it remind you of a bead rice cake?

- Groin? / - Gets pulled.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Viewers!

I'm getting married!

- That was it! / - Yes!

You just blurt out anything!

Amazing.

Anyone can see he can't get married

but he just says that he will.

- That's right! / - He did a very good job.

That's right.

How much in condolence money will you pay?

$9.90. This price available only today.

Gosh...

Let's go, Park Seonggwang!

Let's meet the next contestant.

♪ A young calf ♪

Is the most tender and tastiest.

A young calf should climb up a stove...

- But it's just been eaten. / - Right!

That's a lot of marbling on that children's song.

What are you saying?

The sound of a cowbell?

Let's meet the next contestant.

Salute!

Reporting in!

Sergeant Hong Hwon!

As of March 1, 2017...

I ate dinner!

He said he ate dinner!

- Amazing. / - He said he ate dinner!

- He should've said discharge but he ate! / - Right.

Starting as "Real Men" and ending as

"Let's Eat Dinner Together."

He just threw that out there!

- The no-look pass of language. / - That's right.

- Only 2 things to remember about the army. / - 2!

Your gun, safety and girlfriend.

That was 3 things.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Song Junseok is back again.

Will he sing a song this time?

I can't wait to hear.

- He's just listening! / - He's listening!

He's just listening!

He's not saying anything!

Even though this is the Say Anything Festival!

Gosh... Stop messing around!

Stop messing around.

That was today's VIP Song Junseok.

That's right.

From the Say Anything Festival this is...

Caster Seolhyun!

And commentator Tzuyu.

Hello!

For more infomation >> Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:38.

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I would be greatful, when we see us again. BYE!

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Militants See Attack on Syria as a Signal to Start Counter-Offensive - Duration: 2:21.

The strike against the Syrian base is unjustifiable.

As Syria's voluntarily surrender of all its chemical weapons

was confirmed by the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons.

The statement from January 4th confirming this

is still up on the OPCW website, and has not been removed.

So, whoever used poison gas in Idlib, Damascus had nothing to do with it.

But this is an inconvenient fact, and in the United States, they prefer to ignore it.

The White House saw an excellent opportunity to strengthen the President's ratings.

It's for internal political reasons: Trump is losing popularity, his ratings are falling.

He is subjected to bitter criticism - both from a large amount of mass media outlets,

and also from his opponents in the Democratic Party.

In these circumstances, it was important for Trump to make himself look tougher.

And so, when real terrorists used chemical weapons in Mosul, for which there is a lot of evidence,

and which was confirmed by Baghdad, the US remained silent and did not get involved.

When Russian specialists documented and sent to the international organizations

evidence that the Islamists used poison gas in Aleppo, they were simply ignored.

Now it's the opposite: there is simply no evidence of the Syrian military's guilt,

but they are the ones being targeted by Tomahawk missiles.

Donald Trump has put more than just this region on a very dangerous threshold.

It's beyond this threshold where the unpredictable begins,

and there are no good scenarios; only bad ones.

This is a signal for the militants, who can take advantage of this situation

and the Syrian military's reduced control of its airspace

for the purpose of moving to a counteroffensive position,

and intensifying their activities on the territories of Syria and Iraq."

And this is already happening. Right after the American airstrike,

the still-burning airbase was attacked by ISIS (banned in Russia).

The attack was not easily repelled.

This assault is simply more evidence that Washington

only strengthens international terrorism with its ill-conceived policies.

In the end, the militants, feeling that the US Air Force

is providing them with air support,

will certainly attempt new attacks - this time with weapons of mass destruction.

And it seems that the White House is just fine with that.

Matvei Popov for Vesti.

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A 5.7-MAGNITUDE Earthquake shakes Metro Manila. Stay safe. APRIL 8, 2017 - Duration: 53:23.

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Korea's Legendary Comedian Jeong Myeonghun | 정명훈 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 7:35.

(Jeong Myeonghun)

Hello.

I'm Jung Seunghwan of

Korea's Pride and Legendary Handsome Comedian

Jeong Myeonghun is Coming

so Stand Aside, Bow, Chant Hurray,

Start the Music, Bob Your Shoulders,

and Start Humming.

This skit is the only unscripted skit on Gag Concert.

Just like the last episode,

I've asked these three to just sit here.

- Right? / - Yes.

- You don't know what the skit's about. / - Yes.

- Are you curious about the topic? / - No.

Today's topic is...

Talents.

New employees and freshmen,

are you concerned about showing a talent?

Do not worry.

Our comedians will teach you

some very funny skills!

I'm very excited!

First is comedian Kim Jeonghun.

Don't think of getting his autograph!

He doesn't have one yet!

But comedians are waiting

for Jeonghun to make his autograph.

Why?

Because in the distant future

it'll be worth a fortune.

- I wouldn't go that... / - So!

The real treasure of comedy!

Comedian Kim Jeonghun!

What kind of funny talent would you show?

- What? / - Show them now!

I'll do an impression anyone can do easily.

Drop dead!

That's my dad.

Jeonghun.

Get lost and go to your dad.

Good work.

Next...

It's Song Yeonggil!

I bet he'll be funny!

He'll be funny no matter what!

He's funny just sitting there!

People, Yeonggil is the catchphrase maker...

Of Gag Concert.

Are you panicking?

50 cents if you want to know.

Really?

All those came from here!

Those guys came up with those.

So!

The alchemist of comedy!

Comedian Song Yeonggil!

What kind of funny talent would you show?

I don't have a talent

but I know how to make people laugh.

It's really funny if a guy

does an idol girl group dance.

Watch.

♪ So mean, so mean ♪

Yeonggil.

Put your shirt down and get lost.

How can someone be funny here?

Look at the next person.

The center of Gag Concert!

The backbone of Gag Concert!

With a herniated disc.

The ever-running battery of Gag Concert!

Dead battery.

It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun.

I've said this over and over,

but he's been a comedian for 20 years.

It's 16 years.

According to a rumor,

people are living longer these days

because Myeonghun made them laugh.

My lifeline has gotten shorter.

So!

The elixir plant of comedy!

Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!

Before he shows us his funny talent!

Everyone, please stand up.

Not again...

Why are you tiring them out?

Party people!

Jump, jump, jump, jump!

Everyone, get pumped up!

Get louder!

Jump around! Jump, jump!

Jump, jump!

All of this is our festival for Myeonghun!

People in the front, come up!

Come up on stage!

Come up on stage!

It's okay, it's okay.

Come up on stage.

Come up, sir!

You too, sir.

Don't try to hog the spotlight!

Why are you getting greedy?

This isn't "Korea Sings!"

Everyone, are you excited?

Yes!

An even more exciting joke

by Myeonghun will start now!

Make some noise!

Everyone is excited but me.

Gosh...

Why are you up on stage?

I have around 200 talents.

But... For real.

I can't show you all of them

so I'll narrow it down to five.

I'd like it if you could pick from one of those five.

Just pick one.

From one through five.

Two? Okay.

That was two.

Myeonghun.

You can go home.

Why are you all staring?

Go home?

You don't have a right to be here

so go home for real.

I should go?

Bye.

I should go?

I'm going then.

I'm going home...

It sure is chilly at night.

Hello.

I guess they don't know me.

I'm going home from work.

For more infomation >> Korea's Legendary Comedian Jeong Myeonghun | 정명훈 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 7:35.

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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 9:20.

(Acting Idols)

Today...

It's the surprising story of a man

that succeeded in dieting through basketball.

We'll start the auditions for "Slim Dunk."

First candidate, come on in.

Goodness...

Hello.

I'm Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You pass and you're out.

I just came from shooting "King Kong."

Don't I look sexy?

Who would say this looks sexy?

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They scream!

They scream from fear.

I'll show you my acting.

Don't bother.

Here I go.

No, don't look.

It's a scene where a female detective

questions a culprit.

Just a moment.

Okay!

Action!

Hey.

You robbed the jewelry store last night, didn't you?

It wasn't me.

I've caught you red-handed.

Well, you have...

A red butt.

You're going to keep denying it?

Then...

What's with the jewels hidden in the doll?

I don't have a doll. What jewels?

Oh, here's a doll.

I have one but there are no jewels. See?

Nothing comes out no matter how hard I shake it.

Impossible.

Impossible!

A mother gorilla has just lost her child.

She cries out her sadness.

I guess my words won't be enough.

Time to use my beauty.

Pardon?

Will this make you fall for me?

Will this make you fall for me?

Will this make you fall for me?

Here's a banana.

My beauty worked.

What are you saying?

You're out!

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They call out my name!

Tarzan is calling for you.

Go sit down!

I'm going.

Can you escort me that way?

Geez...

Sit down!

And eat your banana.

Let's bring in the second candidate!

Hello!

You have a very unique look.

Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hwekyung.

I believe the set-up is key in acting.

Things can really change depending on the set-up.

Right, the set-up for acting is very important.

Then what kind of acting will you show us?

I'll play a man that escapes prison

to save his kidnapped daughter.

Alright. Just relax.

Action!

Hayeon, just wait a bit longer.

Daddy will escape this place and save you.

Right. You need to dig to escape prison.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Hello, everyone.

Hold on. Why are you speaking in English?

The set-up is that I dug the hole too deep

and ended up on the other side of the world.

That would take a million years.

Go find your daughter!

You punk.

Where's my daughter?

Where's my daughter Hayeon?

- Why you... / - Very good.

What are you doing?

The set-up is that my fist is crying.

Don't come up with ridiculous things like that!

Go meet your daughter!

Hayeon, it's daddy.

Come here.

Good.

Why are you laughing like that?

The set-up is that I'm a fool for my daughter.

You're just a fool!

You're out!

Next candidate, come on in.

Hello, hello.

- It's a new face. / - Hello.

Great.

Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.

Hello.

I'm Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.

Yeongsu?

What's your surname?

Sa.

Sa Yeongsu...

Oh... Sounds like condemned criminal...

Yes, Sa Yeongsu.

I'm always playing villains

so I'm here to shed my villainous image.

Great. What kind of acting will you show us?

I'll show you a scene where a normal guy

goes to meet his girlfriend.

- Something normal? / - Yes.

Great. Just relax.

Action!

Hey, honey.

I'll be right there.

Okay, just wait a bit longer.

I just need to get my shoes on.

I'll be right there.

I'd better hurry.

Why isn't this working?

This thing won't tie...

Hold still!

Hold still!

I'll make it tighter!

Hold still!

Hold on! Hold on!

Get it together!

Yeongsu!

Nobody's that scary when tying their shoe!

What?

It's thrilling!

Don't you want to change your image?

Oh! I'm sorry.

Yes, I want to change my image.

I want to shed this villainous image.

- That was so scary! / - I'll show you something else.

A normal student coming home from school.

- It's really normal? / - Yes, yes.

Alright.

Action!

Mom, I'm home from school.

Mom!

What's going on?

Is she out getting groceries?

Oh, the key was under the potted plant.

Alright, I'm home alone.

Why won't this go in?

Why won't this work?

Hold still!

Twist!

Poke!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Yeongsu, get it together!

Nobody's that scary when opening a door!

What?

It's thrilling!

Yeongsu...

You're out.

I'm out?

I'm trying to shed this image...

So scary.

Hold on.

Where did my wallet go?

Look around more carefully.

I had it before...

You want to search me?

You want to search me?

Just stay seated!

Next contestant, come on in.

Ma'am, what brings you to this audition?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

Ma'am, we're sorry but

the only roles we have left are roles

that require no real acting like a restaurant worker...

There is no role that doesn't require real acting.

No matter how small the role,

you give it your all

to show your inner self.

This is the spirit of acting.

Gosh, my eyes...

Alright then, ma'am.

Show us the scene of the restaurant worker

cashing someone right away.

There is no right away in acting.

Acting comes out when you win

the fight with yourself.

Bring it on!

♪ Sweeping like wind ♪

I took a hit!

I can't go down like this!

I won!

I'll start now.

Yes, I'm coming!

Water is self-service!

You can't get refills on the pink sausages!

What's this you're giving...

A tip.

Would you like more pink sausages?

Your acting is too much.

There is no too much in acting.

I was clearly expressing the duality of the lady

who would curse at customers saying,

"Get your own side dishes, fool!"

Yet when asked if they can start a tab,

she would respectfully decline by saying

"I'm sorry, sir."

This is the spirit of acting!

Alright, I get it!

I get it.

There's the next scene.

When will you show us the scene

where the lady grills the meat?

You can't be expected to act

just because someone gets mad!

In acting, I am the empty shell

and the soul of acting must be blown into me.

Alright! Blow my soul into me!

What? Me?

Pump, pump, pump...

Pump, pump, pump...

Goodness!

Too many customers!

Here I go.

Sir, this is how you enjoy

the meat at our restaurant.

Wrap it in lettuce with some sauce

and enjoy...

Sir!

Why did I put this in my mouth?

Here you go.

Oops! I didn't mean that!

I'm sorry, sir!

I'm so sorry!

For more infomation >> Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 9:20.

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The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:59.

(The Most Sensitive People)

Yes, Mr. CEO.

What?

My album didn't sell a single copy

so I have to stop performing?

Sir, please give me more time...

Hello? Hello?

Geez...

But this new song is great.

♪ Looks like love will come ♪

Shut your mouth, you fool!

Always being ridiculous...

Shut your mouth, you fool?

- Mister. / - Geez...

Yes?

Did you tell me to shut my mouth?

What?

You just teased me because my album

hasn't sold a single copy!

No, I was talking on the phone...

What's wrong?

I didn't even do anything...

This person is just an angry person.

What an angry person...

- Mister! / - Yes?

I am not angry! I'm very happy right now!

Oh, so you're very happy.

I can't believe this...

Forget it. What tea is good here?

Tea? How about the herb tea?

It's very good for calming you down.

I'm plenty calm now!

Why do I have to be calmer?

What is with this guy?

So you are calm.

Forget it. What is this dish?

We don't serve that dish anymore.

It wasn't popular and it didn't sell.

Unpopular and won't sell?

What?

Yes, my album is unpopular and won't sell!

But I still think the song is great!

Quiet! That's enough!

Geez...

Let's eat something yummy.

Let's eat something yummy.

Hello there...

Gosh, it's two kids.

Where are your parents?

Mister.

We aren't kids.

We're 35 years old!

And we're a couple!

- Geez... / - I'm so sorry.

You look very young.

What would you like?

We'll have two of these as beverages.

Two of this?

That's an alcoholic drink.

Is that okay?

It's fine!

We're adults!

I started drinking 15 years ago!

Now, I can't sleep without alcohol!

You bad kids... Oh, never mind.

- Alright, sure. / - Forget it.

What's a good bar snack?

I recommend the chopped steak.

That's a lame snack.

That's a lame track?

Huh? What?

Mister.

Have you heard my song?

How can you say it's lame if you haven't?

- It's not like that. / - Geez!

Don't be like that.

Don't be so angry!

Don't be so angry?

I'm in a great mood now!

Can't you see me smiling?

- Look, look. / - Alright, alright.

Don't act so childish.

Gosh...

I guess I'll know after the surgery.

You're a patient! Are you okay?

I am not a patient!

I'm the veterinarian that works next door!

Oh, really?

Then why did you collapse on your way in?

I tripped over my foot!

Why are your lips so white?

I ate powdered doughnuts!

Gosh!

What's with this hat?

This is why I wear one!

Is that such a crime?

Oh, you're a doctor...

Please have a seat, doctor.

I'm sorry.

What would you like?

This.

How much does this come with?

One order will get you around this much.

Boy, that's too small.

This boy is too small?

Mister!

Are you teasing me for being short?

I may be short

but my other areas...

Honey, honey.

Don't be so angry. Let's take a photo.

1...

Something is weird with the camera angle.

Angry?

Did you think I wouldn't understand English?

- No... / - I'm really angry now!

- That's not what... / - Forget it!

- I don't want to hear it! / - Don't want to hear it?

You don't want to hear my song?

- Is that what you said? / - Stop it!

Gosh, I'm about to die here!

About to die?

Why would I die?

I'm perfectly healthy!

Look how healthy I am!

What are you doing? Are you a child?

A child?

We are not children!

We're really in love!

- Byeoli! / - Honey...

Gosh! Sir, sir!

Sir!

Go! That's enough out of you!

That's enough out of me?

They won't let me sing anymore anyways!

My life as a singer is over!

Life is over?

I'm healthy as can be!

Why would my life be over?

Who are you to be disrespectful?

Disrespectful? How old are you?

Show me your ID!

Here! Here's my ID!

Born in 1983! I'm 35 years old!

Geez! I'm so angry!

Do you know who's the real angriest one here?

It isn't me!

Mister, what's your problem? Huh? Huh?

That hurt, that hurt!

I'm not hurting! I'm fine!

Geez...

He's about to collapse!

What the...

The Grim Reaper!

He's here to take this man away!

What are you saying? I don't see anyone.

What? The Grim Reaper is right there.

Grim Reaper...

So he's here for me.

Looks like it's my time to go!

Geez, this guy...

Is so insensitive!

For more infomation >> The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:59.

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【粉絲寄禮】By姿汶 《拉茶YouTube》Squishy 軟軟 吊飾 捏捏樂 - Duration: 1:07.

For more infomation >> 【粉絲寄禮】By姿汶 《拉茶YouTube》Squishy 軟軟 吊飾 捏捏樂 - Duration: 1:07.

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輪子說輪子?長板輪子怎麼挑? - Duration: 9:03.

For more infomation >> 輪子說輪子?長板輪子怎麼挑? - Duration: 9:03.

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第弐集 动漫 怪物弹珠 (中文简体字幕)（第二季） - Duration: 9:53.

For more infomation >> 第弐集 动漫 怪物弹珠 (中文简体字幕)（第二季） - Duration: 9:53.

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Angry Bosses | 불상사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 5:21.

(Angry Bosses)

- New guy! / - Yes.

What are you taking to the upcoming workshop?

I'm taking my car.

Then you'll have to come to my house to pick me up.

I have to leave at 5 a.m. with the first group.

Oh, right. Chief.

How should we divide the rooms?

You'll have to room with me.

You'll have to run all my errands.

I snore really loudly.

Is that okay?

Forget it. I'm not rooming with you.

- Get to work! / - Yes, sir...

Chief! Were you looking for me?

Hey, intern!

Why did you leave yesterday

when the work party wasn't over?

I left because you wouldn't

end the work party, Chief.

What?

An intern should be tactful and stay until the end!

Chief, you should be tactful

and leave early next time.

What? What?

Hey!

Don't you know work parties

are an extension of work?

If it's an extension of work, I should be paid for it.

In all my years in the office,

I've never met someone I dislike more than you!

In all my time as an intern, I've never met

someone who never goes home like you!

Doesn't your wife complain?

How dare you talk back to me?

I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!

Gosh, you're all talk.

I'm all talk?

Here's the rest of me!

Hey, hey! Forget it!

You make my insides hurt.

Chief.

You always have work parties and drink too much.

That's why your insides hurt!

Forget it. Get to work!

Alright.

Chief, let's get pasta for our next work party.

What? Why that...

She's such a pain in my neck!

What's with her?

- Hey, Seonguk. / - Yes.

I told you to make a bag.

You call this a bag?

Well?

I'm sorry.

I can't believe it.

What?

Is he trying to chew me out or compliment me?

I'm saying it's that well-made!

Oh... Thank you!

So what if it's well made?

If you sell a bag like this,

the company will be bankrupt!

I'm sorry.

Our competitors will be bankrupt.

The CEO will give compliments.

Thank you!

He'll compliment me for chewing you out!

If you do work like this,

nobody will acknowledge you!

I'm sorry.

Fabre wasn't acknowledged

but he ended up a success!

Become like Fabre.

Thank you!

And what happened to Fabre?

He became a famous entomologist!

He died!

Get lost!

What does he want me to do?

This dang watch is broken.

Hello, sir!

New guy!

Noob!

Hey! This shirt is Dolce!

This isn't from that brand.

It's checkered on the back.

- New guy. / - Yes.

I see that you go out often on the weekends.

When you go out do you like B, G or S?

What's B, G and S?

The sea, valley or mountain?

I like mountains.

Mountains.

Echo... Echo... Echo...

I like BGS.

You like all three?

I like my room.

It's nice because I don't breathe in fine dust.

New guy, if you like mountains, when you go this...

What's this?

When you go hiking...

Do you like this or this?

What's this and this?

Do you like going up or coming down?

I like going up.

Going up!

We're almost there! We're almost at the peak!

Lies.

I do this.

You like going down?

I give up.

If I take a photo, people think I went so it's nice.

New guy, did you go to

this, this, this or this mountain?

What's this, this. this and this?

Dutasan,

Chiaksan,

Naejangsan

or Palgongsan?

I've been to all of them.

All of them?

Um Honggil!

I went here.

Dutasan?

Achasan.

It's nice because it's not that high.

New guy, how about after work at 7

we talk about you going to Dutasan, Chiaksan,

Naejangsan and Palgongsan

as we eat grilled fish?

Sounds good.

Alright. For grilled fish do you like this or this?

What's this and this?

This is grilled Spanish mackerel

and this is...

Zero...

Oh! Grilled mackerel pike!

This is yellow corvina.

What do you like?

I'll have yellow corvina.

- You want yellow corvina? / - Yes.

You like the expensive stuff.

- Manager Song. / - Yes.

Want to go get grilled fish with us?

Grilled fish is salty!

Alright then.

So I'll eat it with rice!

Let's go!

What was that?

Chief.

How about treating us to dinner?

I don't really like fish.

But if we go to the Chinese place nearby...

- It'll be on me. / - He says it's on him!

Keep in mind

I'll be ordering black bean noodles.

- What do you want? / - Black bean noodles.

- I'll have the same. / - Me too.

I want rice with glass noodle stir-fry!

For more infomation >> Angry Bosses | 불상사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 5:21.

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Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:04.

(Large Love)

I'm going to surprising Minkyoung with this.

I'll shoot this.

Minsang!

Minkyoung!

Bang!

What was that? How childish!

Are you a child?

Bread!

Bread, bread!

Bread, bread!

So that's what surprises you.

I love it!

Talking about bread

makes me want to fill my stomach up.

Now, you rhyme your reasons.

Let's eat then.

Great.

Welcome!

- Welcome. / - Hello.

What would you like?

- Mister, I have a question. / - Sure.

What does A plus B equals $14 mean?

You can eat for cheaper if you order more.

So A plus B is $14.

A plus C is $15.

- A plus B plus C is... / - This is so confusing!

My head hurts.

Just give me everything.

- Everything here? / - Yes.

You were just embarrassed to ask that from the start.

Being beaten up by a girl would be embarrassing too.

Just a joke.

- Careful, mister. / - Yes.

Mister, I'd like a rolled egg around...

How big would you like it?

- Let me think about it first. / - Sure.

How could I eat a really big rolled egg?

- Mister, stop! / - Yes?

- That's good. / - What is?

Make me a rolled egg from here to there.

- From here to there? / - Right.

- A rolled egg this long? / - Right, that's perfect.

Alright.

And another thing.

I'd like a squid as big as you.

- A squid as big as a person? / - Yes.

I'll go meet actor Gong Yoo,

stand next to him a while

and come back as a squid.

You already look like a squid now.

That's right. A squid.

What's with him?

This looks great.

Being at this bar reminds me of

how we ran a cart bar during the college festival.

Oh, then?

We didn't sell anything then.

Of course. You ate all the food.

Oh, come on...

And you entered that arm wrestling contest

and got to the finals.

You were so cool then.

Oh, please...

I lost to you in the finals.

You're the cool one.

My arm was totally bent back like this.

After I got metal pins inserted

and I still can't bend my arm right.

Are you saying that's my fault?

- That's not what I meant. / - Forget it!

I'm going home.

- Minkyoung! / - Your food is here.

Minkyoung...

The food is here.

Stay and eat.

If you tell me to stay and eat,

then yes, I will.

What was that?

That's it?

Here's your rolled egg!

So cool!

Careful, careful.

You really brought a long one.

The best thing for rolled eggs

is of course beer.

Beer!

- Mister. / - Yes.

What the...

What is this?

Just a joke.

- Here's your beer! / - That's it!

Great!

Drink this.

- Careful. / - This is great.

Mister.

I'd like an okonomiyaki this big.

- Okonomiyaki this big? / - Yes.

I'm going to take an economy flight to Japan

to get okonomiyaki made by Yoko Yama

in Yokohama and take an economy flight back.

He went out like this.

Minkyoung, shall we start eating now?

3, 2, 1, let's eat!

Minkyoung!

Hwekyung...

Hey.

I told you not to date this fool.

Do I have to get tough with you?

- Please... / - I told you not to date him.

- So stop dating him. / - That hurts!

Stop dating...

There's already a bump.

A bump?

That's not a bump. What are you saying?

Did you just hit me?

- I didn't. / - Get over here.

What is it?

- Get over here! / - What's your problem?

Minkyoung...

Oh, no!

Hwekyung, you need to go to a hospital!

I'll carry him then.

Gosh...

Put him down! Put him down!

He's up!

Run away, Minkyoung!

Run away!

Where are you going?

Let's run!

Let's go, Minkyoung!

For more infomation >> Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.04.08] - Duration: 4:04.

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НИТА КУЗЬМИНА РЕШИЛАСЬ ВЫЛОЖИТЬ СНИМОК ТОПЛЕСС (08.04.2017.) - Duration: 0:57.

For more infomation >> НИТА КУЗЬМИНА РЕШИЛАСЬ ВЫЛОЖИТЬ СНИМОК ТОПЛЕСС (08.04.2017.) - Duration: 0:57.

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[Episode 2] Monster Strike the Animation Official (English sub) [2nd Season] [Full HD] - Duration: 9:53.

It's so refreshing to swim in the morning.

Thanks for inviting me, Aoi!

Sure thing!

Hey, Ren! Good morning!

Oh. Good morning!

He came all this way.

Don't you think he's such a good guy?

Yeah, I guess.

I'm sensing an awkward love triangle here.

-You think? -Yup.

Yeah. I can smell it in the air.

What are you doing, Mana?!

-I'm gonna change! -What?

In Japan, girls have this amazing technique

to change out of their swimsuits, right?

Uh, did your friends tell you about that, too?

Yes!

They tricked her again.

Mana.

A Guardian to Vanquish Impurity

Mana.

Hey, Ren.

Here, this is for you.

This is... for me?

Yup.

Remember yesterday when I took you to see MS at the Colosseum?

I know you said it scared you.

But if you feel like trying it out, we can play it together!

That's the Strike Ring you need to play MS.

Trust me, it's a lot of fun!

Mana?

I'll cherish it with all my heart!

-Thanks, Ren! -Sure.

Staring.

Fishy. Very fishy.

Yes, yes.

If there's anything you want to know after school, just ask me.

I can tell you where all the shops are.

-So, Ren. -Yeah?

In Japan, girls can marry at 16, and boys can marry at 18.

That's true, right?

-What? -Ren.

Would you like to have dinner or me first?

-What? -Dinner or me? Rice or me?

Wha-wha... What?!

That's how Japanese wives are, right?

Did your friends tell you that, too?

Yes!

They got you again...

Really?

She thought the Strike Ring was an engagement ring...

Man, she's funny.

Ren, you're grinning.

Well, I mean...

She acted so cute after she realized her mistake.

And honestly, it got me really excited.

Now, instead of playing MS with Mana,

I'd rather use the Strike Ring as an engagement ring.

What are you blabbering about?

You're not going anywhere.

Let's see.

Where can I get a charger?

Genma?

-Ren, I see you're in Shinjuku. -Yeah.

I've detected a new monster in your area.

What?

It just appeared in front of the government building!

Where is it?

What is that thing?!

I will obliterate the filth and sin

of all that inhabit this place.

MS start!

Hm. So, you wish to battle between this realm and the realm of the dead.

You must be the ones consumed with desire.

Desire?

You've come for my power, have you not?

Power?

What are you talking about?

The power that lies deep beneath this land.

All who seek it shall be destroyed!

Ryoma!

-Whoa! -That was amazing!

Yes. Very good.

If they can handle that themselves,

there's no need for me to use my own resources.

Acala guards the power spot that lies beneath these grounds.

If they can defeat him for me

it'd be a win-win!

It split in two?

Ryoma!

There!

What?!

Even if we attack one, the other one heals it.

It's an endless cycle!

What?

It's a drag, but I came anyway. She insisted.

Are you okay, Ren?

Let's do this, Wallypurgis!

Say it right, Mana.

My name is Walpurgis.

Mana...?

Coming up next time is...

Episode 3: Walpurgis Night

-Wallypurgis Night! -That's not how you say it.

And what are you doing here, Mana?

More importantly, when did you meet that lovely lady Wallypurgis?

-That's not her name! -Wallypurrygis.

-No, Mana, that's not— -Molly Purry Purgis.

Now you're doing it on purpose!