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hi guys welcome to leigh and toons channel don't worry you are in the right place
it's not Thailand obviously I'm in the UK and I'm in a pokey seedy hotel
probably not so seedy but it is the Premier Inn working away I've been asked
by a few subscribers if I could do a a vlog from the UK seems a bit weird I
haven't got my wingman or my wingwoman tuned next to me but I thought it's
about time that we we had a chitchat about everything and clarified a lot of
things because we're getting so many comments on the channel I thought just
save a lot of time for me time and effort for me so this is for my benefit
so I don't have to keep on repeating myself in the comments and we've got
loads of updates coming up for you and loads of opportunities for you guys
subscribers viewers and other youtubers as well don't worry I'm not after your
money I am naughty begging that's another kettle of fish which we may
cover later anyway it is scripted but if you know me quite well already you'll
know that I won't have practiced I wrote this in the Chinese about an hour ago
and I can't even read it so it may not go as planned but well if you like the
channel then you'll be used to this and it might be it might be good viewing it
might not be but let the let's see how it goes right so I'm obviously in the UK
and what lays ahead for today is why I'm in the UK the dates and future dates for
the UK and really what can I say is there any future later on down the line
and we come back to the UK and if so and if so
other than that see I've written it somewhere see I even put scripted but I
I can't read it God helpers only one take you guys in the UK may have seen I
was a casualty whether oh bloody blaring about it all being done in one take but
they rehearsed I haven't rehearsed all those hard to believe that so channel
shoutouts I'm going to do this now I did start these a lot a long time ago
although our channel is only five month old after about a month I started doing
shoutouts when really it was just really to not sort of write increased traffic
to other sites because there were already big sites but there were sites
that had really helped me set up and give me not so much advice but just by
watching them I found it really beneficial and I'm not saying I'm a
copycat but you know I picked up a some valuable information there and we tried
to integrate a few of those bits and bobs into our channel so I'm more than
happy to share how those guys now the shout outs tonight please don't be
offended if you're one of our mates and we haven't given you a shower
I've only I've only listed five and therefore channels that I think are I
would say are on a level that that's totally wrong it's four channels that
are rural Thailand and sort of like playing off the same bat as is if that's
the right terminology I don't know it's just channels that I relate to and I
think if you like our channel I think you might like theirs but like I've
always said over there over the the first few five months of our channel if
you don't like the recommendations there's so many other channels available
out there and just just go and find them out and and go for it no problem at all
now our feelings so after those are the channel flowers and say there's only
five then I've got a once in a lifetime opportunity and again I'm not after any
money cheer yourselves for you viewers and subscribers after
that there's gonna be another once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for other
YouTube channels so as long as you're not a Rodney or a a snake then there's
some really good opportunities for you in my opinion but I never ate them
afterwards and then after that it's gonna be sort of like get you up to
speed on what the future of the in tooms channel is gonna be about we're not
gonna be here forever that's for sure we're living what we're
doing but we have got plans for the future so it's just to give you a bit of
a heads up of what lies ahead and some you know potential opportunities not
just for us but but for you guys as well so that's what all lays ahead I was just
about to say cue the intro but I'm gonna say cue the intro and give feel the love
and send the love to my very good friend who has been the rock truck for this and
have given him a few shots before for Neil Harvey I'm giving him an extra
shout out today because he's a goner he's an Arsenal fan it's been well
publicized I'm a Liverpool fan and today we've just signed the Ox so thanks very
much Neil he's a lovely player and I'm sure it'll be sorely missed at the
Arsenal cue the intro
right then I'm not I'm not on the wine or the beer I'm on my black tee
I'm trying to detox ready to go back to c2 so we're gonna start off elaborating
on the UK so some of you subscribers have asked me to do a UK block and in
all honesty I've been trying to put it off because it this isn't my sort of
thing yeah my job is there's an instructor standing up in front of
people but I'm moving around and I'm laughing and joking and all that and I
know how commas are over is a bit of a Rodney but sitting in front of a little
cameras it is it is a little bit weird if you ask me that's normally for me and
the Misses if we're having a bit of a one-to-one but I'll try and get through
it so I can't read the writing Jesus yes I've been asked about my job as I said
I'm not gonna I wasn't gonna do any clips of me delivering a course showing
PowerPoint slides it bores me shitless so why why am I gonna put that on here
I'm not I'm not gonna do that but just to give you a bit of a background
I teach confined spaces and work in a high so I've been asked millions of
times I will always ask I'll always answer your comments and hopefully
appreciate I'm not copy and paste in my replies to you and the same for tuned
when we get asked to comment in in Thai everything is always replied to you in a
personal way we don't we don't bulk or what would you call it
I don't know it's not carpet-bombing but you know
what I mean we don't we don't copy and paste all this you know standard reply
thanks for your comment Cheers or that's all I know always put Cheers
but I'll always put your name just to let you know that I've read your comment
or tunes read your comment and we really appreciate that it's a massive massive
thing for us if you look if you look at the the amount of comments for our
videos regardless of how many views I don't care about views or subscribers
we've got three and a half million subscribers so I'm not bothered about I
may have over very saturated and we're not bothered about numbers but it's the
comments that count for us and we've tried to emphasize emphasized that over
five minutes it's I'd rather have I think I mentioned it before I'd rather
have five hundred or a thousand of attunes barmy army and I know Vince
you're number one I appreciate that mate TB TB a zero one day is yours forever
but you guys really input into the channel and it helps us develop the
channels like if this is loads of advice and you make us laugh and there and we
feel the love from you guys you know you wish as well where we cock it up you
give advice you know we're going to ignore you or maybe we'll take it on
board that's men men tune start but we do really appreciate every one I think
I've gone off with a bit of a tangent I'll try and get mantra it's one take
even with cue the intro or so they're still saying with my cup of tea trying
to read my notes so what else oh my god so I've been teaching working on eyes
and price basis for ten years it's mostly the the military side of things
and teaching them accordance with their their procedures are very very fortunate
I've been over the loads of places all over there
not just the UK but over the world and some places I can't even tell you about
it's great because I sound mysterious some of them oh my god it's it's not
glamorous at all you know some of the places that we have to stay the musky is
a bigger than a flippin bumblebee but you know I've been there
experienced it and it I think long term it's it's helped me as a human being to
be more rounded some some they did they disagree so a couple of years ago I
decided to go as a consultancy trainer having been same instructor as same
company for about eight years and when consultancy because turns dad
god bless him what a lovely bloke became terminally ill and Tim was living with
me in the UK for eight years and the time National Health Service isn't you
know as crack-tip as the UK dunno we slay off the UK but really guys were you
know we are spoil in comparison so Tim's always been very close to her dad lived
in two bits so we took the decision to move our plans forward with weren't
supposed to be moving to the to Thailand for when my youngest is 18 which is
January after that we were supposed to be going there we took the decision for
tuned to go back early move near to where a mom and dad will live in and
then help to take care of him which he which she did do and thank goodness she
did so after that there was no point in coming back to the UK so then I had gone
consultancy and then I was spending three months at a time in Thailand with
the long-term project being setting up a fishing park and that's what it's always
been about so it's been our dream for since the Year dot even when ting was in
the UK with me from right from the start we wanted to be on the farm we're crazy
about fishing we love animals we love working hard getting a hands dirty you
know just being out there and working all day and being absolutely chin strap
by the end of the day and a healthy tired that that's what
working hard but living the dream is foot me into no no no I'm always saying
living that when they look back now you know you're always saying living the
dream it honestly is is for us so we started off initially just renting a
couple of places and they never they never renewed our leases over six-month
leases and luckily a tiny little plot of land it's about third of an acre just
popped up in the village about three hundred yards away from Tim's mum and
dad so we took the plunge we bought it and when I say we threw up a house Italy
you think this house on the farm is throwing up you should have seen this
other one our mother so I don't know the build hasn't gone quite as well as we
hoped on the farm but this is the one incredible but tune oversaw the whole
thing and by hook or by crook we've got a little house and event it's
a lovely little house but it's not where we want to be it's a stopgap so the plan
was to sell this to help fund our build project on on the farm and where we live
it's out in the sticks but I've really struggled for the last year or so to to
sell the house we can't seem to get a really good wage that a wage but rental
income that we would be happy with with the investment to give you an idea I'm
not bullshitting we spend about 10 grand it's a two-bed detached house big
bungalow of a little shop at the front and it's walled all the way around with
the gate at the front I mean it's ridiculous you know it was built on the
shoestring and it's still a nice property but where we are that's like a
premium prophecy and I know most of you look at the channels and you look at the
properties there and then they're palatial in comparison and they would
probably be snapped up for two or three million no problem I saw a look on
Gordon tickles channel is made that was selling a property the other month
remember the price but it was a it was a ridiculously cheap price for a palace
we're doing a ridiculously cheap price for a house in an urban area and the
locals haven't gotten money so because of that we sort of look about 20 grand
sure and that's why I got to keep on coming back
so rather than keep on coming back every three months to see my kids to see that
they're members of my family my mother my sister and partly my brother-in-law
is a lovable ro it's just you know to to get a few quid in the pocket but because
we haven't been able to sell it to give me our boss a ring and thank God it
didn't burn my bridges yeah and the Dyer rang him and I said do you fancy you
know do you need any more work easier to tell you what perfect timing that's just
about to run for a size or another instructor give us some give us some
months that you can guarantee for a year so every month so four weeks in Thailand
like three weeks back in the UK four weeks inside and I've been doing that
for a nearly a year now so every three months initially then every month so
deep trains on both from thrombosis is as weightings weapon for me that's what
for my health for surfers blinded black I'm not looking for simple thing we
don't do that why not give me loads of sympathy because he's like that you know
he's very he's very sensitive sensitive boy but you know it's just something
that the main turn of ever had to do yeah we've got savings so I'm not going
to sit here and beg for money or anything stupid like that we don't want
to we don't want to spend our savings because for the first year of living on
the farm we're gonna make zero bar we haven't got our heads in the cloud we
know we're not gonna make any money you know we've got a digger like we've got a
you know that the bamboos gonna take ages and all those sorts of things so
we're gonna go ahead Xin that's for sure whether we do make any
money in the futures is irrelevant to us we're not gonna borrowing any money
we've got no debts apart from the motor out there and you know we're just happy
with our lot anyway starting to rank it's going with the next bit how much
longer am I going to work well quite a few of you will know that I've got two
more trips planned I was going to go to the Falklands and I was gonna have just
have one more I was just gonna stay here all the way through till the end of
November the Falklands trip fell through I'm happy because I'm just knackered
but it was just like making money and it would have been that it would knock a
month off my last work trip so that's fallen through so I'm going back this
Friday morning so at the moment is
Wednesday Wednesday evening so I'm going to upload a video tomorrow morning which
is our last one which is a super dark video which we you would have already
seen by now it's gonna get crap viewings is probably the worst quality-wise I've
ever seen or upload to rather and then after that a little upload this one I'm
going to upload this one on the Friday morning just before my brother-in-law
Pete picks me up he's the one with the ginger penis that looks like the bamboo
that thun cook last week apparently that's what my sister says so this will
be uploaded and I'll upload it just before he picks me up so I'll be over to
reply to a few comments while I'm at the airport after that so I might get loads
of slaying I wouldn't say that god I don't care I do okay so where was it
going tangent again I will be finishing my last work day will be the very start
of December and then that's it don't but the caveat is unless my old boss
offers me an outrageous amount of money he is half Scottish so the chances are
quite slim I know is short of instructors so maybe I talked to one guy
and you a lot of you and I'm Harry there comes a point where you just think
that's a lot of money I want to be here I want to be in Thailand I want this
lifestyle do I need that money we probably don't need that money but
working a month away or two months away a ridiculous wage we could build another
bungalow by the side of the lake so I'll be on I have my price you know so if he
matches it and if the boss says ok I tuned then we don't know in the future
but I'm pretty sure he's gonna say jog on me or on to the next one
Jesus is gonna be about a three-hour video one take though did guarantee it
right shout house but it starts out house ages and ages ago and when I watch
other people do shoutouts I cringe I hate them but when to do them
I like them so hard enough so let lets let's go with this honestly I'm not
pissed about two points but a cup of tea but I am passionate about showers minute
I know when I'm rambling cuz I'm getting hoarse now some of the shout house will
be four and I think only two of them will be four previous shout out so that
I've mentioned already okay now if you're not included in the showers
please please don't be offended well a couple of year I'll be really happy if
you are offended cuz a flippin hate you but that's it that's another thing wanes
with me on this let's not go there please don't the idea of the shower
house partly real appreciation for not just the content of these other channels
and the tips that I've picked up just by watching but I do really value the
content but on top of that I really appreciate the effort that goes into
vlogging and I know our I don't spend ages editing obviously I'm not going to
edit this you're gonna get exactly what what the Freak recorded unfortunately
for you but it takes a long long time a lot of effort just to put your camera on
you might say oh you're and just flick your camera on it's it's not like that
at all it's it's when you're new to it it's intrusive you know it and they you
cut until you've done it yourself you can't fully appreciate and I was talking
to one of the guys I'm gonna be sharing it with until you just develop press
that button to publish your video you do not know what's gonna happen are you
gonna get an absolute Konkani of abuse are you gonna get loads of thumbs up
loads of thumbs down are you gonna get zero views you gonna get a thousand
views you honestly excuse me you don't know how it's gonna go
and thankfully most of the time we're pleasantly surprised but sometimes it
doesn't go quite so well we were we've had our issues you know we've had a few
kerfuffles along the way and you take it on the chin but it is really really hard
I mean you gonna start talking about some of these guys they've got a lot of
subscribers and if you think just 1% to 2% never mind 10% of abusive or trolling
comments and all that sort of stuff it does or it can get you down I've turned
the corner it doesn't affect me now anyway let's get let's go on to it and
so the first one where is it I know it in my head there it is right there can't
even read my own again life in Thailand I'm pretty sure 95% of you guys know
life in Island can I just say that Paul was it
that when I first don't want it I never knew his name was Paul it very very
rarely gets on camera I think I've seen him on camera once maybe twice at the
most and for me this is the guy that I first watched on YouTube and when I've
been back in the UK it was like my not not my guilty pleasure it was missing my
wife I'm missing Thailand I'm missing the farm I'm missing the rural life and
this was my escapism and watch nearly every single of his every single video
his from start to finish and he'd been going years I was just one after the
other after the other after the other if I could just highlight two things
this bloke has the best man workshop I have ever seen him alive he's
constructed it nearly all himself if not all himself so he's done all the metal
work you know he does his weld a nice turn the block work I'm not sure if he
did the rendering thank God I didn't do it because it in my rendering his is
it's on a par with the rest of my DIY over the shelvings the shelving units is
just like show important to me it's beautiful but the money shot for me as
well as his little garden and it is quite small but what he's actually
squeezed in there is amazing and he does his little homestead you know war round
I love it but the money shot for me was his an its ounce that was his drainpipe
from the rain water so the downpipe that fill with off all the leaves and the
rubbish to the side it's absolutely brilliant so it's stuff like that is so
practical is very handy is obviously very experienced with that sort of sort
of stuff whereas I am NOT tunes more practical than I am as everyone knows
apparently my strengths are being a good listener and being since being a
sensitive boy so you know this bloke is is right up there
you know he keeps catfish he keeps chickens wild turkeys ducks he's doing a
whole lot he's got some goats as well he's from so much into what he's got
available and I think he's doing some fish tanks now as well it's got rice and
catfish in tanks we should be doing for years I think it's doing some frogs as
well so he's doing a little bit of everything
and I think his missus has got some rice farm I can relate with him as far as he
had a little fish stock pond which got poached so I'm I'm more than with him on
that one I will kill him if I find him and I will find it it's like taking I
will find you I will kill you well I know it is already but you won't kill
anyone well we right moving on to the next one where is it somewhere here I'll
briefly mentioned it before Gordon tickle now he sounds posh and
he's got a posh pad but believe you mean this is some quality view of guys for
those of you that don't already watch this this fella he's got a lovely plush
pad I don't know where I wasn't aware he's in China right somewhere around
there so it's got a lovely climate a lot of expats go for Chiang Mai Chiang Rai
you know you're getting a I know it still gets hot but you get the other you
know the other end of the scale as well whereas it's just hot or hot and wet or
hot and dry you know we're in camp and pet so there's a lot of expats in that
area but this bloke has got a really nice place but he's also doing the
homestead in style beside the things as well aquaponics oh
my god it's it's it's brilliant I don't fully understand it all I'm looking into
it I'm gonna poach some of his ideas I don't know I don't mind admitting when I
copycat someone not like some
and on top of that my favorite bit is his retreat up into the mountainside
with a it's got like a little dam set up in and it's gotten overflows like a
spillway going down into the like a ravine into the river the river floods
and there's all fish in the rice fields it's really really good viewing with his
sidekick Jeff and although is a blue nose
evidence supporter the blokes got some serious skills as far as it comes to
fish keeping so check it out and it's good view and some good humor on the air
as well and I mean take it for a given if I like a channel there's got to be
humor involved I mean I know my humors subjective and but some of these
channels they're a really good luck sometimes the video might not be that
much of a laugh but if you check out the comments oh my god it is it's a scream
but but the comment wise is even better to come I promise you okay now this
bloke
he wears socks and sandals so immediately you just think oh my god I'm
not going to check out this channel believe you me this bloke is an
Australian and is obviously quite well educated and less has pulled the wool
over my eyes and he analyzes everything a lot so
whenever I reply to him I have to think a lot I do respect this guy a great deal
as I do of all youtubers but I've caused a bit of a soft spot for Harry and Hui
now don't forget all these guys are on shower now there'll be a link in the
description if I remember no I promise it will get my shit together I will do
it okay now so far Harry is uploaded I think twelve twelve videos okay and
they're all slideshows and I've done one slideshow and I loved it
because they were my slides but they and and it was two Neil's music yeah Neil
the guna that just lost the office today remember I had it so to me I'll just
love the bits no I just love the bones of insiders tune it's the tune second
favorite video we do but it it didn't get in how many views they didn't get
that many likes well but whatever trust me
Harry's slideshows the music's great the timings great the edits in I can't zoom
in and out with with the limits off her old cup you get a slide and that's it it
is just how long you have it on there for but this bloke does some quality
stuff and he's in a rural location like all these channels is rural Thailand so
excuse the socks and sandals thankfully there's no there's no slides of those I
think he's gonna have about a week of not posting anything and I think I'm not
sure if he promised but he has intimated that there may be some video footage
coming up later on but get on there have a look post a comment he will definitely
reply and before you'll get on really well I did
give Harry a shout out as well as I did Gordon and life in Thailand many moons
ago but I gave Harry a shower at home when he was when I say judge just to
subscribe reviewer that is not condescending that's all but it didn't
really help him as far as his channel goes yeah I'm trying to spread the love
and later on you learn you'll understand why
now the next bloke you are going to love him or or hate him I personally love his
channel because he swears more than my wife time I've got he is oh I was in the
comment section I think it was earlier this morning before I went to work or
was it late last night it's all getting a bit blurry now there's so many
correspondence and yeah I think his comment was well at least I'm honest
and then another bloke and this was when he was ripped into me and another viewer
said I think you meant to say you were brutally honest and he rephrased easy I
would like to say that I'm more it's more tough love now this bloke he says
it how it is there's no there's no room there's no beating about the bush with
Wayne that's for sure but what I like about it other than that other than him
speaking his mind is it has the best goats in Thailand now life in China has
some great goes but these ghosts are the cutest things I've ever seen in my life
they can open it open the gates on their own and they've run down the road and
they laugh it but not laughing he probably can but the dog tries to
play with them as well and it is just hilarious he's a he's a mechanic you
know his ex foresees it's very practical it doesn't mind telling you when things
are cocked up you know you see so many you might have seen on some of your
comment replies to your comments there's so many channels that
I super sanitized you know nothing who's wrong everything's rosy everything oh
you know this is gray and editors there you know he's and he's not sure I was
telling you when it all goes horribly wrong you know as long a you know same
as some of these same years of chat it's about what you see here is these are
these five channels is when it goes wrong will show you so and I think
that's why either maybe that's what's appealing to you guys I don't know but
to Dan said to me when we started doing this it's real life if people don't like
it you can find another channel I think a phrase was something along those lines
so check his channel out now when you go there if you like it and you leave a
comment if just to let him know that you've come from our channel if you just
mention something along the lines that he dyes his hair and he rides a pink
bike I love you forever because he really likes that you know you'll feel
you'll feel the love right and then the last one number five on the
list now this will really really divide opinion this bloke it's not that
well-known on YouTube to say the least and I put here by YouTube guilty
pleasure okay I'll give you the name first because a car a membrane so it is
the double life of mixed mr. box now it's not easy to actually see one of his
videos and I'm not bought in it his videos self-destruct I'm not kidding
you so if you don't get that if you don't subscribe you don't know he's
posted it and then you click on this channel it's been there and it's gone
again okay so you need to subscribe and just trust give it a go
and when he poops it it is not for you just move on but before you move on just
have a look in the comment section below because when I first watched the first
episode and I came in way to other I've only watched two episodes and I love it
but I can't tell you why it's a cross between x-files Donnie Darko Clockwork
Orange and I do not know what I'm not saying the blokes disturbed but I just
love it I was absolutely asked him dear the week
or couple of weeks ago can you upload a back catalogue and he said of course I
can for $10 but I'll throw in a free t-shirt that's this that's the sort of
response you get hopefully he's gonna do more I think if we can apply a peer
group pressure I won't have to send him $10 any or any and he can start
uploading more it's brilliant absolutely brilliant but certainly I would say if I
had to hazard a guess probably 30% of people will love it it may be your
favorite channel over 70% of like me you need to get a grip what the hell did you
send us there for okay so check it out if you don't like it again move on so
that they were my five my five channel
YouTube channels for purely for rural or like I like lots of other channels I
don't get a lot of time to sort of like trawl through them that's not trolling
that's different we'll talk about trolleys later got some special bits for
you guys that are watching now so they're the ones that are really
concentrate on if time allows but sometimes I'll get back log and a
can't get throughout country to a popular base I don't have a lot of time
on my hands I do work full time when I'm back in the UK okay when I'm on the farm
it's not turn doing all the work she does 90% of it but I still do help out
from time to time where am I now okay what's it I've probably done about
five hours and I've only got through section whatever I really can't see
where okay now okay right then so the next section now this is it in my
opinion I think this is cutting edge but we are but I'm probably setting up
myself for an epic fail here now this is for viewers and subscribers and for
whoever has gone on to the channel me and to really really appreciate you guys
for comments and I've already said you know the amount of comments and
interaction and you guys talking to each other as well not just not just me and
so I haven't seen anything else like it is off the scale for as far as YouTube
goes from what I've seen certainly in our little little niche so my idea maybe
it's a crazy idea maybe it won't work maybe no more do this but is apparently
I found out last week we can set up a folder for all our viewers and
subscribers and anyone else to upload their video clips to us now what I'm
getting at is if we're you're obviously a you for you to comment
you're obviously got a YouTube channel and most of you guys haven't got videos
so our offer to you is do you fancy doing a three second a one-minute or
two-minute three-minute clip of who you are away from what you know certainly
what you like about the chat no but you know just who you know I'm
TBA 0-3 or something like that you know or my favorite video was did or I live
in I don't know Patsey or or Bangkok I live in Chiang
Rai Chiang Mai and did that in today or I'm gonna come and live here next year
and all all those sorts there whatever you want to say I'm gonna try and set
this is like a playlist folder for you and you upload it now initially don't
get concerned if you can't see it you'll see that you'll get given the link in
the description I parent you just click on it and it will let you upload your
little clip I'm gonna keep that folder
non-public initially because there are some not nice people on YouTube as I'm
sure you're all aware and we need to make sure that these people don't get
any air time so we're gonna crush the life out of those and everyone else
that's nice and happy and funny what I aim to do is try and do a compilation of
you all but once we've got enough - you know I did I take a bit at least three
or four minutes as a compilation if we get a lot more I might do a couple of
compilations let's just see how it goes once we do the compilation we'll publish
it as a live video so if you've never been on YouTube before there's your
three seconds or one minute of Fame and even if it suggests that a thumbs up and
just to say hi that would be great and it you know that's it's totally up to
you if it falls flat in his face that's that's fine but the level of interaction
that we've been getting our I just thought it would be nice tour for you
guys the opportunity to to have your say and because at the moment it's just your
little profile picture and you know and we tend to get to know year but it's
it's through texts but it would be nice to see you just just say something and
or just give us a quick pan around of where you are
even if it's in Arden Oh Canada or you know North Korea or anywhere or
Australia maybe okay so there's the offer find the link below if I remember
now the next one is before we're trying to spread the liver again for for
YouTube and they'll explain why later for other youtubers now this doesn't
have to be Laurel life Thailand okay so I've given
sharehouse before to whether youtubers in Thailand and a couple I think one
outside of Thailand so Steven being mold sir all those sorts of things if you
want to and this will be this will be a separate link to the one that I was just
talking about if you would like to upload your channel intros if you've got
one if you haven't try and come up with something I don't know let's try and cap
it off I don't know about three minutes or so and I won't fiddle with them okay
so if it's rubbish it's your own fault if it's great I'll still take the credit
for having it on so give your channel a plug and then that will be a list within
a playlist folder of you know just all these channels YouTube channels and if
people want to click on them that's great I'll give them a push later on so
yeah it's just as another thanks because a lot of guys a lot of sorry a lot of
people that take the time to wait invest their time and effort into commenting
and watching all our videos it's just another thank you to everyone and if you
can pick up a few subscribers and a few views then it's all good
the problem one one of the reasons I'm doing is I fully appreciate when you
start at YouTube it's a nightmare trying to get your videos out there it
is like pulling teeth so the first thing is keep uploading
keep loading keep uploaded but people still
have to click on it and getting your mum and your sister and your brother-in-law
I solve Alan I tried it I tried it it doesn't make any difference at all you
need constantly to be uploaded in Wednesday consonant you need every three
or four days or so but the main thing is get people watching your video so
there's the offer guys bang it on there it won't be public straight away because
I will not offer this to every single channel because there's some channels
that I've don't agree with okay so don't be scared bang it on there please please
don't take it personally if I delete it of course you will I would but you know
whatever bother do we Wayne you knows I'm gonna delete don't yet but he hasn't
got enough balls to put it on there anyway anyway what we doing next
oh that's led me quite nicely into trolls be beggars and copycats now tunes
made me say I love you all and I do in a perverse way I I quite like someone that
gets revved up talks out their ear because it's so easily highlighted and
if someone brings up a comment where I'm not saying the negative comment because
I most of his YouTube have got no problem with that at all now I always
give a lot of time and effort into commenting as tuned as so anything in
Tyre to reply to that anything in English I reply to it tune reads all the
tyre comments you know so there's there's total two hours at anything in
Thai I asked about it's trying for not whether a Google Translate which is a
bit dangerous but if it I'm not sure then I'll ask
so there's clothes there's total clarity from with me and to nan who's posting
what I think what kind of for tangent what was my train of thought
still one take I'm gonna get back on track maybe no it's gone
I won't cut it though honestly that's so embarrassing
no it's not it's real life isn't it so II beggars we're never gonna win bad
guys all right never ever and I'm not going to sit here
and Slater the channel yeah I've had a few opinions in the past but I'll just
pass care in now I don't agree with it but hey ho what I would like to say is
four channels that are don't physique like the flockers will always get my
respect in the sense that it takes a lot of effort a lot of time and effort and
the channels that get a lot of views but get a lot of flack I don't know you do
it I would be in it myself so I mean even if you get 5,000 views the video if
you're getting a hundred you know thumbs downs and negative comments and
slanderous and all that sort of thing I would just give up you know I'll just I
don't think I'd be able to cover that so you do get more respect in in that sense
but that's just that's as far as it goes if you want to send us a thousand pounds
we won't accept it unless you get something in return
and by the end of the video I'll tell you what you can get for a thousand
copycats it's a several of you guys and thank you
very much you've made us fully aware of other
channels copying us but let's be honest
you could probably copy me cuz I'll come over as a bit of a
fault but you can't copy to tune is a one-off so anyone that is trying to get
their wife to copy my wife crack on I have but it stands like stands out
like a sore thumb and please don't make it do it it's just so awkward right it's
really not nice yeah if you copy our content no problem at all
you know if you if you want to do fishing on the farm but the frogs you
wonder I don't know jump in a lake or whatever yeah go for
you that's Tamizh there's only so many things you can record and publish for
all time life and time and that's what I've tried to explain to some people
I've gone to great deaths and I've even post pinned the comment and my reply to
the top of the post when some moment you say you did the same thing over and over
again we live in rural Ireland we go fishing we work on the farm we're
building the house we go swimming with my go to a temple what else do we do we
don't do anything else that is our life now if you don't like it or maybe
getting a little bit bored I'm not sorry I'm thank God we thank you for watching
all the videos that you have done already but if it comes like we know
full well that when we do a fishing video the videos drop you've got to be
an absolute number Nazi to to not look at you I'm not gonna go into analytic
but just grab by your pure viewing figures and your thumbs up we know
deficient videos aren't as popular as the build videos we know now that if we
sit down when we talk seriously we get loads of interaction from you people
want and you know a lot of you guys want to know a little bit more about being
tuned and a background and our plans but at the end of the day we've always
promised from day one we would do an honest blog for our channel and all
those are the fives they own honest flog as well and that's why I give I'm not
sure about this double life a mystic box I really don't know about that but the
other four most certainly
yes I love all trolls ie beggars and copycats apparently I've also put a note
here Wayne I can hear you egging me on to mention the snake but believe you me
his time will come mate probably when we've been YouTube just before it'll be
both barrels May so where is it it's in the bank so first first page gone I
think I don't know there's only 18 pages to go though no bear with me it's not
that bad maybe is this could be our worst lay in over this video let's go
with it anyway um so leads it off for me bacon I'm now can they go into believe
it or not brace yourselves patron now patron is I can just hear the
cries already is where you get money to a youtuber okay and now don't turn off
don't skip this bit all right just just just listen because you won't have heard
this before I can guarantee now most patron is or most youtubers or
cell patron for trying to do what guys while they're trying to do they try to
get the money from you for what to buy their beers to carry on living the life
that they live and what honestly I mean I'm not on I suppose on questioning but
I'm not dissing you I'm questioning why are you giving to these people and
getting nothing in return what you getting in return if you give someone I
don't know 10 pounds 50 pounds 100 pounds if you're gonna send someone a
piece okay what you getting in return yeah is is that the feel-good factor
that you're helping sustain someone or are you actually getting something for
you something physical for your money I'm
looking at now this is only a possibility but it's been playing it's
going in my head and I've only been going through this from something I saw
on on YouTube last week and I thought perhaps patron has a place now bear with
me what about if you joined patron when you join patron you send money but by
doing that you actually save money so I only thought about this the other day
Laveau well crazy idea what about when we may in turn set a fishing lake and
we're still doing YouTube and you know that you're gonna come to us - I don't
have a day or two Fisher or a week fishing and that sort of thing
and you're gonna book say we'll save the website and there will be the price okay
if you're a patron and let's say and I'm just plucking figures in let's say let's
say it's one pound but if you're a patron when you book we will give you 20
pounds off or for your patron is a hundred bar but we will give you 500
bath I'm pretty sure whether only we would be the only patrons whatever you
call it offering to actually not give you money
back but actually save you money sounds like a crazy idea how could it possibly
work it makes perfect sense to me but then again I am a little bit special
okay so I'm just putting that out there maybe it's a possibility but maybe
that's not enough maybe some of you guys will never want to or never can come to
us in the future when we've got a fishing park and that's the main reason
that we've started this video channel you know we wanted to raise the profile
of we are where we are rough the beam track
with a nice were like real roar location away from the madding crowd you can hear
a pin drop apart from the odd toxic going past now and again and the odd
motorbike but if you wanted to get away from it all in our opinion that this is
the place to come if you love fishing that's great
we'll have a library we'll have books we'll have we'll have DVDs for you to
take out of our little library as well as books well have a Playstation for the
kids that you can have for a week or so a few days we'll have a pool table we'll
have a dart board we'll have karaoke I hope that it's just
tune singing a new guys because you really don't want me to start wrecking
the mic I can tell you the ace of spades after about five Leos will not go well
you know so if you do want to come so as you join patron I'm sure we could set
something up where you actually save money but for you guys that can't or
don't want to come to us I'm getting back on right now what about if we
offered you something the our video channel can't offer you and I've
mentioned it to a few of you guys before in the comments and and tuned hasn't
seen this video yeah she's watching at the same time as you tunes right in the
book a few years ago and she spent a long long time compiling all these bits
and bobs together and I don't know a lot of people's well nearly everyone's life
story story is really amazing but Tunes you could you could probably make a full
feature-length film of it so if she finishes that and it would be a lot a
lot of effort I don't know what percentage of the way that she's very
probably not not even half but it would need to be then translated
by me and her my English is totally pants would have to get it proofreading
corrected maybe it's something that we could look
at so you know if you were looking to come to the fishing lake and and you
were interesting that sort of thing and it maybe it's something that we could
introduce I'm not saying we're definitely doing it I'm just putting out
there I'm just looking for a bit of bit of feedback we're not looking to make
money off you guys we're looking to say a fishing like live in the middle of
nowhere and if you want to come that's great but we will charge you we you know
we're not on we're not minted you know it's there's a
few of you guys I would consider you know good friends but that we've never
met before but you seem to be at the same ilk and
yeah that might be on sort of like you know come over and we might come to
yours you might come to why ours and yeah that's great but at the end of the
day we've we've got to feed the animals we've got to feed the fish and those
sorts of things so what I'm getting at is if if we've got you as a viewer and
you want to come and visit us and if we could try and sell for him some improved
patron where he would actually save money I mean where else in Thailand
could you get accommodation and fishing and food and karaoke cheaper than a Thai
national boo pixie dust have you ever seen that before for Lance getting
charged less entire people in Thailand just think about that for a second I'll
leave you the repel so let us know what you reckon on that I can't say that
right so future plans
as far as vlogging goes after this one the next one after this and I'm not sure
when because i'll that now I'll be in Thailand then so I'm gonna publish this
just before leaving for Heathrow like I said and then when I get to Heathrow
when it gets a Bangkok Tunes me to me straight off the plane and we're getting
straight on the bus so she's going the night before we're getting straight on
the bus it normally takes me a couple of days to go over there in that time I'm
probably not going to be doing any recording whatsoever but when turns
watching a rubbish Thai TV sorry love Indian movie that's in it's in Thai with
entire was it an Indian and with the subtitles so that the subtitles aren't
in English and they're always doing rubbish races and I know I do not hate
her I'm trying to be a little bit on the Buddhist side it's not my cup of tea I
like to do my video edits in then so I'll be doing a compilation so we've
done two so far this seems are going to have quite well is what if I'm honest
this is one of the heaviest editing physica have to go through reams and
reams of previous videos that we've uploaded but what the end result I'll
just love them when we look back believe you me me and to look back at the videos
and we'll piss this out we are absolutely rolling around
laughing you know whether it's the dogs or me falling over or getting a sauce
token all I sort of think we just love it so we will do a compilation and then
we'll get back to video right now please remember when we're back on back in the
village our video Internet is amazingly slow we're doing it on mobile data so
it's snail pace so we have to knock down the resolution that we're recording that
and I have heavily compress every single file so
you'll also see the length of the videos chopped right down so this is probably
going to be 75 hours this video most of our videos are going to be are denoted
five or six minutes now future plans for videos I've got some wacky way out ideas
for some video footage that haven't ever seen in Thailand before and I hope you
appreciate I'm not gonna give you any hints over here because we have got
trolls from other sites that do copy cars so just you know just bear with us
but I want to I want to try and get those things in in this higher
definition as as possible so it might be spasmodic when we upload a video I'd
love to do it like a three minute video every single day sometimes it might
happen sometimes it might be one a week sometimes it might be three a week -
it's gonna be all over the shop so bear with us I know people like to get into
their routine I will try and post the same sort of time every day and that
will be when toons watching a rubbish Thai TV I'll probably get will probably
get barred from Thai YouTube money you can't really say too much about Thai
stuff can you but I do if we said about seven eight nine o'clock in Thailand you
know you look in six or seven hours prior to that in the UK America six or
seven hours the other way and in Europe an hour or two of the other I think
that's pretty much the ideal it's fine okay so regardless of what day were
uploading or public publishing and that'll be the sort of time that we're
gonna do I might it's difficult for me I might
try and put in the description but a lot of people don't read the descriptions
and that's why recently I've tried to post and pin my comment right to the top
soon as a publisher I'll put my comment on there and a lot of the time I'm just
copy and paste I'm sorry but I'm copy and pasting what put my description
because the idea behind that is because we get so much interaction on the
channels I'm answering the same question you know maybe 10 times on a video so
rather than me typing it out and copy and paste in if you can please look at
the the top pinned comment or the description it would really help us to
give you an idea if we get a hundred comments on a video so so if we get you
know I will probably get a thousand views if we get a hundred hundred 20
comments on that that tastes quite fair and there's at least a couple of hours
over two days that's a couple of hours easy and you'll appreciate because I'm
sure all of you about an in-depth reply for me than me or Tyrion or both of us
so look at the top in common and you probably get a lot of your answers from
that anything else yeah yeah pop it down there not a problem at all
so why also we've got planned I honestly don't know how long we will YouTube for
I told you about our initial plan was to raise awareness and start build up like
a potential audience that could equate into people coming to visitors in the
future and yeah I know a lot of you have already asked when we can come and visit
you did it today but until we got there until we've got the lake open which is
due to be start construction in next March when the final lot of rental
people are up side the bit in the middle which is a basin that's where the lakes
gonna be it's gonna be approximately a try leading that's about 10 rye as we
build up the sides and landscape round there so the last people that are
renting that area for rice at the moment currently that's in March so depending
on the rainy season if it comes when it's supposed to do we've got enough
time to get the lake dug if it comes early so this this year it was late it
becomes early next year honestly as soon as they put that first bucket in the the
water is already there so we won't be able to dig it next year if that is the
case if the rain gods are with us we can get it dug but we're not gonna just let
it fill up and then throw the fish in there and we're not gonna let people
fish it straight away what we're trying to do is create a jungle environment
it's gonna be a bamboo farm it's gonna be a bamboo jungle fishing park okay so
you're gonna be fishing in a jungle it's gonna be all rustic don't get me wrong
your bungalows are gonna be nice not as nice as Gordon tickles Pat's but they're
gonna be nice guys and a nice little restaurant a nice little showered area
to do it with a fire pit so you can barbecue you catch depending on with the
species of fish but what I'm getting has it we're not gonna open straightaway to
the public initially our plans when when we feel that the lake and the fish are
ready and all the plants are established then we may look at just opening
weekend's first of all so weekends for for Thai people for local people
it's gonna be priced I mean if you're into your fishing it's going to be
incredibly cheap compared to like gillum's
and boom some rain and all that forget those prices
it'll be nowhere near that but it won't be a 50 bar for your rod okay there's a
lot of time and effort some of you guys that have
fish fish stock ponds and all that love you you know we've been poached we've
had to restock the time and effort getting these fish up to monstrous sizes
it takes time you know it's and when they were stolen it was it just broke
her heart so we're about to start again to some degree so we won't compromise
you know on that so it might just be open Friday Saturday Sunday come over
the bar restaurant will be open they'll be cold Leos and Chang's and home tongs
and all that lot and they'll be drunken karaoke as well and they'll be somewhere
to stay now I think initially we're looking at maybe many permitted finances
permitting two bungalows to start with near the lake now remember we are in the
middle of nowhere there are snakes and scorpions and mosquitoes is not you know
all-singing all-dancing in the middle of the city it's it's it's real you know
out on this stick stuff now if you want to come and the two bungalows up like
maybe over go three I don't know how much that how far the money's going to
stretch at the moment maybe were fully booked maybe or not if we are fully
booked and we haven't sold a house in the village then you can rent the house
you know you can cook for yourselves or you can just come back down we can give
you your motorbike just turned up in the morning with your aunt no was getting
your breakfast and then get your rods again and but get back on the lake stay
all day get drunk again just top up sing on you karaoke and then we can even
drive you back if I'm not too drunk to maybe can take you back on your boat on
the motorbike and then back to the house up there if you can just stay on the
farm don't worry about security it's gonna be fenced we're gonna have a pack
of dogs on there you know spoon is the most intelligent ferocious dog I've ever
seen in my life Bambi should lick everyone to death plop ain't gonna it is
a good Barker but nothing else you know but there are gonna be other dogs
and they will be fine with you guys because you'll be introduced to them but
anyone else they're just gonna get the back ripped out if they come on the land
so don't worry about security on first aid train so if you get snake bite I'm
not saying I'm sucking the poison out but maybe we can get the tomb trained up
we've already thought about it you know for snake bites and that sort of thing
if it's not your cup of tea honestly don't even think about coming you'll
have to I'm not saying roughing you know there
will be mosquito nets and repellents and all those sorts of things but living out
there and holiday and out there you've got to be prepared for this sort of
thing and I wouldn't want to give anyone the wrong impression so it's wrong life
real Thailand if you still want to come but you not sure if you could handle
that come with your winter months come sort
of right November till January it's a little bit cooler it's super dry you
might even see a mosquito of the time okay so that might be an option as well
other than that I don't know really what else to let you know about we will be
setting up next year a website like we haven't really finalized that the name
of the places I'm back and around the idea of maybe sort of like bamboo like
fishing lake breeze or something along those lines let's get some input you
know if you've got some ideas the mo mat castaways and then some little Stoller
last year some some big some big lake in the tourist area so yeah if you can come
up with an idea so it's on a jungle theme
we've got what we're gonna have a lot of acres of bamboo and it's gonna be
fishing it's got accommodation it's got karaoke restaurant pull darts you know
if you think if someone pops in your head you could even put it on your
little video that you can upload for us into your little
viewer section okay so other than that I can't really think too much house will
do an old-school shout out some people that I've already shouted out before but
some people just make me piss myself laughing stinky polecat oh if it makes
you laugh just the name yeah it's terrible language terrible terrible
language you really need to have a word with yourself about that but oh my god
very funny Vince or mr. invincible 42 oh I can't
remember your name but yeah toons barmy army 0-1 yeah always quality oh my god
there's so many obviously Wayne makes me laugh Brad as
well Jesus there's so many of you but there's a lot of people that send as
well as taking the piss you know you give it a give as advice as well Jim as
well or always good I shouldn't have started this because I'm gonna miss out
about 500 people in England you didn't tell he didn't say no cuz I can I
already obviously I can only mention one or two on the little comments at the end
of the video so that's why don't feel aggrieved send us a little video to the
clip below to the to the link below and then you'll get your own three seconds
or 10 seconds of fame do it I think I think it'll be really really cool
and then shout out wise other than the viewers is and I've done it before but
my sister Sam I'm a brother-in-law Pete will help me stay in your house free of
charge now they bought a house but not moved
into it so they didn't get robbed while I was there that was for sure we all
know and without the scousers but I didn't
steal anything honest not that you can prove anyway and I was having an asthma
attack every night because the workouts in there before I moved in so thanks for
that I did have my blue inhaler did I nearly killed me off but I stayed for
free so I've saved a shedload of money a problem has probably saved me half a
bungalow my mum because I've secretly stayed at hers when I'm not supposed to
she's not out she's allowed to do that but she let me do it a couple of times
mum does move washing cooks for me everything she's a pillar of strength
when I'm depressed I'm oh I know I come over grumpy I'm a vicious anyway it's
just my style I'm happier I'm a happy clappy on the insides you would say when
I'm in the UK my glass is always half-empty I am depressed as hell to
give you an idea my favorite all-time program is grumpy old men I love that I
should be on that but it might be too grumpy for it emember master put up with
that she does
when she sees as entire litter she turns over every year generally speaking
she understands why and I know it's no excuse because I should be happy to back
back in the UK see my mom my sister my brother-in-law and my son and my
daughter although they're adults now and only normally get a call if they need
somebody that's not the joke I love them to bits they gray and absolutely great
kids but you know I should be happy into the UK but my heart is in Thailand in
Mattoon you know it's it's always been that way we've always wanted to live
there and come this December at the very latest that's that's it so I'm just I
feel like I'm trying to I'm falling over the line now I've got a lot left in the
tank you know but well I will get there and come December I'm not saying you'll
see a happy clappy vlogger that will never happen but you know I will be I
think we've talked about a few times with food that is tuned and leaves
utopia that is our dream like that is our fairy tale we've always thought we
would get there but we dreamed about getting there we hope that we'd get
there but to actually get there it's in touch and distance now it's an amazing
feeling Wayne's done it Gordon's done it Brad's
done it Paul's done it Harry's done it but what about mr. box but he's in
Thailand somewhere maybe I'm not even sure if he's in Thailand okay but you
know we've all gone through it to some degree and then when you get there
you've got all the stresses or the problems and that but believe you me it
is worth it you know some of you guys are just like by God Jesus this that
they don't like to is it just like you get in the mindset well whatever
yeah out I'll curse I'm swear but tomorrow's another day and you're just
it's the Thai way you know you just stiff upper lip and you just what was
his chances that happen I can't believe it happen but we'll carry on
I think Gordon said it once when there was a little old lady and she had corn
in the field will rice in the field or something and he got flood in it all
gosh got washed away and she's a poor lady
and the next thing pay someone else reset the re sowed the crop start again
don't winch get on with it and that's mean to like we do winch but then we get
on the last shout out and I'm gonna try not to get emotional about this because
Wayne will say get a grip mate don't with any of that girlie namby-pamby
stuff is and I know I'm guilty of not looking into the camera
but remember tune will be watching this same times you guys and this is a
hundred percent for tune my wife thank you thank you for remaining strong all
these years this work trip has been almost two months that's how many videos
we had to take move it we were getting a stockpile of about three videos a day
because we knew two months was coming up we knew that video the YouTube would
destroy our channel if we didn't keep posting so that's why we've stopped
particle two months is the longest that mean to have ever been away for I don't
know how many years we've done it so many years ago we've forgotten what it's
like and it's always hard when we leave it leave it leave each other mean to
live in each of his pockets I think about the hearts are on the video before
we don't have a huge amount of friends we've got a select few really really
close friends but me and Tony even went to was in the UK we used to go
everywhere and do everything together that's me into and that's our style
mainly because she's jealous and so am I so it's so hard to
be away from each of it toon has to be in the house alone and I
know she gets a lot of help from this certainly this time from a younger
nephew lek and a very very good friend POA as well and she looks after the
house we've got the little shop that she has to take care of we've got the
chickens we've got the dogs we've got the fish and topper that forgot the farm
as well and and toes she only had a couple of driving lessons so any stock
that she has to get he's done on the motorbike so I fully fully appreciate
and understand what you have to go through every time I'm back in the UK
and this time has been the hardest ever in my book I think maybe for you as well
and I just want to let you know not for much longer mrs. mrs. conk
Lumiere like now that Matt Mac thanks for watching guys and compilation next
time
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