Monk Xuanzang of Tang-Dynasty China
Went west into India in search of Buddhist Sutras.
His pilgrimage initiated the close ties between the two kingdoms.
Later Tang China sent his envoy Wang Xuance to India.
He made a remarkable contribution to the development of relations,
and cultural exchanges between China and India.
In AD 647
Arunasva, leader of Magadha Kingdom's elephant legion in India,
attempted to seize the throne and make himself king
On Wang's second mission to India,
Arunasva led his army to waylay...
Wang Xuance
I am General Bhima
here to rescue you by the command of Her Highness Gitanjali.
Get on the horse.
Ambassador, Arunasva has attacked Magadha,
and the city of Réjagaha has fallen.
General Bhima shall escort you back to the
Great Tang Empire to request military aid,
along with some valuables and treasures as tributes.
General, the fate of Magadha is now in your hands.
General, we have crossed the border of the Tang Dynasty.
Ahead of us lies a frozen lake
I am afraid it cannot support our weight.
Please wait for me here.
I'll go ahead to find a safe way to pass.
Wang Xuance safely crossed the frozen lake.
When he looked back,
he saw only a vast expanse of whiteness.
Bhima and his men had disappeared.
Everything seemed like a dream.
Later, Wang Xuance, aided by troops from Tibet
returned to Magadha,
to defeat Arunasva and his 3000-strong elephant legion
creating the military miracle of defeating a country by one man.
But what about Bhima and the treasures of Magadha?
Where had they gone?
Until his death, Wang had no answer.
Wang wrote a memoir called A Journey to Central India,
narrating the events during his mission to India.
Later...
-In his next lecture, Professor -Class dismissed.
will explain how Wang Xuance single-handedly overturned a country.
Roll-call will be taken. Please don't be tardy.
Tutor, let me help you.
No, I can do it. Thanks.
Miss!
We can pack these artifacts ourselves.
You can leave now.
Bye bye!
You are more popular than these artifacts.
Replicas... only replicas
Pigments on Terracotta warriors are mostly natural minerals.
Red is cinnabar and green is malachite.
Blue is azurite and purple is barium copper silicate.
This reagent can accurately show the mineral's compositions and color,
and will not damage the Terracotta warrior.
Come over here.
This is the result of our latest research.
You will find color restoration much easier.
-Hello, director. -Hello, everyone.
Jack's discovery,
is an enormous achievement for our institute.
-Yeah. -You can go back to your work.
Yes.
What's up? Tell me.
I just love your no-nonsense style.
Let's go... to your studio.
To my studio?
Why to my studio?
Let me tell you.
From the Palace Museum Research Institute of Rajasthan India,
a lady PhD has come.
Lady PhD from India?
Obviously to seek after your color restoration technique.
Jack!
This is Dr Ashmita from the Palace Museum Research Institute
of Rajasthan India.
Nice to meet you, Professor Chan.
Your reputation precedes you.
Your continuing research about the Kingdom of Magadha
has filled a gap between China and India.
Thank you so much.
Just call me Jack.
Jack.
Doctor, how are you?
I'm good, thank you.
I'm Zhu Xiaoguang, Professor Chan's TA.
You're Zhu Xiaoguang?
Your thesis is absolutely brilliant.
You've seen my thesis?
We published it together.
My name is Nuomin. Welcome to China
Hi, Nuomin
Welcome!
Our work is nothing without Professor Chan.
Of course!
Professor, your research into Magadha is impeccable.
However, I have an important clue that might help you
Please!
Look at your ears!
They are red!
This is the map left behind by General Bhima.
I believe that the lost army and the treasure they were protecting
are somewhere on this map.
Where did you get this?
This was passed down in my family.
This map is a thousand years old and is badly damaged.
I can't tell anything.
Let's give it a try.
Xiaoguang, be careful with it.
Yes!
See if it can be restored.
Okay.
The reason I came here,
is to invite you to explore and solve this thousand-year-old mystery with me.
We could increase the cooperation in
archaeological research between China and India.
It would also be inline with the "One Belt, One Road" policy.
So well said!
Ashmita, your tremendous political awareness surprised me.
Our professor Chan is the best archaeologist in our country.
-So regarding this exploration -No, no, no, just one of them.
He is the only choice.
I'd better get going. Goodbye!
Director!
By the way,
Ashmita
Jack's guest room here
is very comfortable.
-Okay. -Director!
This thing... throw it away,
I will get you a new one.
See you!
Bye bye!
Goodbye, director.
Nice guy.
So, let me show you to your room?
Sure!
These holes are caused by worms or they stand for lakes?
Or they stand for lakes?
We will find out in a minute.
She seems to have known we possess this technology,
And now, for you right leg up over your head...
It's too hard for me.
Xiaoguang, move over.
Your turn!
Cool!
Can I join?
There are many yoga fans in China.
Good, very good.
So much.
-Thank you, professor. -Good job, professor.
This is nothing compared to Yoga practice.
-I learn from her. -Enjoy it.
You won't be joining us?
No, I've been fasting lately.
I'll just have some of this.
So, you're into fasting over here as well.
Yeah, Chinese fasting is very similar to Indian...
Au revoir (French: Goodbye)
You mean Upavasa (Fasting)?
Au revoir (Goodbye)
Upavasa (Fasting)
Bon appetit!
So, does he always cook like this for you?
First time!
Xiaoguang, look!
Is he always so energetic?
First time!
-Did you see that? -First time!
Let's go to see this chap,
who is the son of my good friend.
My friend spent his life
searching for the Magadha Treasures.
His son might have kept those findings after he died.
Jones!
Uncle Jack!
Skip uncle, just call me Jack.
Jack!
Look at you. Haven't seen you all these years.
Now you look just like your dad.
When I was small,
didn't you say I looked better than my dad?
You are a smart-aleck like your dad for sure.
No, I am not like him. You are both archaeologists.
I am only a treasure hunter.
Your dad also thought he was hunting for treasures.
It seems you want to finish off what he started.
On the phone you said you had a nice surprise for me.
What was it?
Come with me.
Jones, the son of a good friend.
-Hello! -This is Dr. Ashmita
It's a real pleasure,
Nice to meet you.
-Jones, this is my... -Let me guess,
You must be Dr. Ashmita's assistant?
Teaching assistant.
May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?
I'm Kyra.
That's a very pretty name, Kyra
Thank you!
Look at you!
Your face is turning red
Professor!
My assistant.
How are you? I am Nuomin.
-Nice to meet you. -Hi!
Where is Xiaoguang?
Xiaoguang!
Hi, I am Xiaoguang.
The treasure your father looked for throughout his life.
This is the map,
Professor brought it from India.
Really?
Wait...
If you want to have a good look at it,
we can work together.
Archeology... treasure hunting.
You are not hunting treasures
You raid tombs, which is illegal.
What did you guys just say?
You think about it.
This is the chance
to prove your father gave his life for
something more than just a legend.
Here we are!
This gold coin was found by my father
on these very river banks some ten years ago.
He led an exploration team down this river but unfortunately,
he was the only one who returned.
See, my old man always believed this gold coin was somehow
connected to the Magadha treasures. But...
I've been doing years of research, and I still haven't found the missing link.
May I have a look at it?
Please!
Thank you!
It's not just a gold coin.
This is Bhima's family emblem.
You see these three holes?
This is for attaching it lo the armor.
This must have belonged to General Bhima!
When General Bhima and Wang Xuance got separated in the snowstorm,
Bhima and his men took shelter in a cave.
However an avalanche hit and they all got trapped inside.
General Bhima must have escaped and then drawn the map!
If this is true, it should be upstream from here.
Xiaoguang, you two check the nearby water temperature.
Yes, professor!
Okay!
Let's go up to see which mountain is avalanche prone.
-Okay? -Okay!
Let's go!
Xiaoguang, scan the surrounding terrain.
Well, according to your coordinates,
it's just three hours upstream
and you'll find the entrance to the Twin Dragon River underwater passage.
This is as far as the drone can go.
You're on your own now.
Keep it up!
-And be safe. -Good luck!
Xiaoguang, we are near the head-stream of Twin Dragon River.
Got it!
This is it!
Xiaoguang, we arrived!
Great!
Little yellow fish, let's see what you can do.
Here we go.
Oh my God!
That is so cool!
Yah!
Let's get her in the water.
Okay.
Professor!
These are images of the underground river sent back by Jones' robofish.
Stop!
Look!
There's a space above the surface.
Yeah!
Can you find its location?
Yes!
Uncle Jack!
Under the blue banner is the subterranean space I discovered,
About 1 km away from the outlet of Twin Dragon River's underground water.
If Bhima really came out of there,
he must have been under the freezing water at least 7 minutes.
That's impossible, without diving gear.
No,
it's the Fetal Breath-Holding technique in yoga.
Don't forget, before we were born...
we all spent nine months in our mothers' bellies.
It's not that human beings can't survive under water,
it's just that we've forgotten our ability to do so.
World champion free divers can hold their breath
for more than eight minutes.
They all practice Yoga.
Hi, Jack!
Long time no see. What gives?
Want to ask you for a favor.
What is it?
I am in the Kunlun mountains,
Near the border of China and India?
Right!
What do you need?
To drill a hole.
A hole for oil?
No, not oil hole. Ice.
Ice hole? We happen to have new equipment for that
I might have found some treasures.
Treasures of what?
Of ancient India's Magadha Kingdom.
You wouldn't know it. We'll talk more when you get here.
-Okay, see you in three clays. -Good!
What else?
Maybe a massage.
If only we could put in some chili
Professor, this Tibetan tea smells really good.
Try it!
-Thanks! -You are welcome.
Thanks!
-It smells really good. -Thank you!
Hey, can you hear it?
The alpha wolf.
is calling his mates.
Where?
Don't move!
Right behind you...
I see them. Two over there.
The rest are behind the glacier.
Jones,
come!
Where are we going?
Meet the wolves.
We must strike before they do... Xiaoguang
Hold the fort.
I am in charge now?
It sounds like fun.
I am going too.
Remember,
Wait up!
We must be meaner than them.
Where are they going?
They are looking for wolves.
We are on their turf now.
Wolves' turf!
We are here to show force.
Show force!
Kid!
Remember the kungfu I taught you?
Sure, even the verbal formulas.
Say them to me.
Heart, mind, energy merge to become 3 internal unions.
Fist/Foot, elbow/knee, shoulder/hip merge as 3 external unions.
Avoid long-range raids and attack only within striking distance.
Hit where needed without forewarning.
Knowing the formulas is not enough.
Have you been practising?
Sometimes!
Sometimes means no. Why not?
Couldn't find a worthy partner.
Just listen to yourself.
This is why I think you are like your dad.
I practise with you to show the wolves.
Okay!
I teach you another formula.
When upper body moves, the lower echoes.
-Upper body moves... -Here it comes!
Quite firm!
Impressive!
Come!
When lower body moves, the upper leads.
Also,
When upper and lower bodies move, waist moves forward.
When waist moves, the upper and lower bodies conform.
Let your body and the environment be one.
Strike with accuracy,
Move with swiftness.
Kid!
What was that move?
"Use your brain"
Good!
Hit the throat at the top and the groin at the bottom.
You did just the opposite!
Sorry, I got mixed up.
Be ready to attack someone in the distance,
or someone...
Loosen up!
...close by
You say one thing and do another
I'd rather you just fight and keep your mouth shut.
Kid, you did okay.
Stand up!
Chinese kungfu has its roots deep in the Chinese culture.
There is a lot for you to learn
When I go back, I should also read up.
The wolf is eyeing me. You two come and fight here.
Never mind him. Let's go!
Where are you going?
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Let's go!
You leave him there?
Don't worry. He will find a way down
Xiaoguang, I told you to keep an eye on them.
I asked them to make
a few snowmen,
to scare the wolves off.
-Scare the wolves? -Yes, scare wolves...
-Yes! -Wolves are coming. Help!
Quick!
Grab snowballs! Go!
Wolves are coming!
Scare them away! Go!
They are at my butt, hurry!
One, two, three!
One, two, three!
One, two, three!
Your thigh alone can feed the whole pack of wolves
for three years!
Ashmita's in China and it looks like they found the location.
So, the men are keeping a very close eye on them.
By the grace of God,
we'll finally get that which is rightfully ours,
And the honor of our ancestors will be restored...
...once and for all!
Higher!
It's incredible!
Yeah!
That's unbelievable.
Amazing!
Modern technology really rocks
Careful!
Watch out!
Good luck!
I will be fine.
Watch your head.
It's beautiful down here.
Bring the equipment down.
Yes, copy that. Right away!
Found the vanished Magadha treasures for the Tang Dynasty in AD 647
The location is about 30 meters under the ice surface
inside a huge ice cave.
Another tremendous discovery of yours.
Congratulations!
You are a part of it.
Hands up! Stop!
Move it! Get over there!
Watch it!
The melted water from the glaciers
in the course of its movement,
creates an ice lake.
This is an en-glacial river.
Through this river,
we found this site.
General Bhima and his men must have found this cave while...
...taking shelter from that snow storm
The avalanche hit,
they all got trapped inside
With the clothes they were wearing,
would have frozen to death in no time.
What is this thing?
I may have found the remains of the Magadha soldiers.
Hold it for me.
No!
Take it!
For archaeologists, this is nothing to be afraid of.
No big deal!
What did you see?
The bodies are still intact because they are frozen.
Are you scared?
I am here. Nothing to be afraid of.
It's real gold.
This is Magadha gold coin.
Kyra, what's that piece of ice you're trying to kill?
It's just Bhima's... headrest.
His headrest?
Thirteen cases of gold!
Don't move!
Get down!
No one fires!
Get up!
Come here!
Easy.
Some call it "destiny"
Some may call it "meant to be"
But I call it...
I make it happen.
Who's he?
It's not important for you to know who I am.
What's important is,
to know that everything here belongs to my ancestors.
Who's this guy?
He's the 79th...
Don't get into the history.
Get into the facts, and...
Everything here belongs to the Gitanjali family.
No!
Everything here,
according to the law, belongs to the government.
In here, I'm the government.
Bring all the treasure up.
Tie them up,
and let them freeze to death.
Yes, boss!
Go! Go! Go!
Jack!
Put that gun away!
He's just a professor.
Go! Go!
Come!
What are you hiding?
Nothing!
-Check her out. -Okay!
Go! Go!
Give it to me.
-Go! Go! Go! -Okay!
Jones!
Stop! Don't move!
My God!
Thanks!
-Come on! -Okay!
Stop right there!
Make sure no one comes out alive.
-Yes, boss! -Seal them off.
Professor, we will freeze to death.
Xiaoguang, there's a knife next to you.
Grab it with your teeth,
Toss it to me.
Are... are you sure?
Archaeologists often deal with human remains.
What's to fear? He's been dead for 1300 years.
I am thinking of finding a new job.
No need!
Yoga.
Can you do it?
Of course!
My arm... don't do it.
Jack!
Yes?
Let the breath move up the spine
from the perineum to the third eye.
Let your lungs fill with air
but focus on the third eye.
Now release the breath.
Let it flow back down the spine.
Feel the spine guide the body
Inhale...
...Exhale
Inhale...
...Exhale
Got it?
Not really,
I'll do it my own way.
Okay!
After you!
Come on, Jack!
Just... just one more step
Jack! Jack! Jack!
You okay? What?
Jack! What? Your stomach?
Jack! What? Yes! Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay! I'm going to look for help.
Just stay!
I'll be back!
Professor Chan,
The results indicate that your health is back to normal,
Yet we recommend a few more days of in-hospital observation.
Okay, thank you!
You are welcome!
Professor Chan,
Director Liu is here.
-Professor Chan. -Director Liu, good to see you.
Please sit.
Professor Chan,
You found the Magadha treasures en route to Tang Dynasty.
Another feat for archeology of China
and the whole world.
Our job is to unearth more cultural relics and treasures.
Did you catch those raiders?
Our police officers intercepted them on the highway.
Look!
Greetings from some leading comrades.
You can read them later.
I have to hurry back to the site.
Some urgent matters to take care of.
Get some rest.
Appreciate your hard work.
Okay! Goodbye!
-Okay. Thanks! -Take care of him.
Thank you!
Bye!
Professor, so many greetings.
That's not what matters.
What matters is we have fulfilled Wang Xuance's wish
Found the soldiers who went through ordeal with him.
They were nameless fighters,
But they are all part of history
Professor!
Look!
What?
Diamond of Magadha in auction next week in Dubai.
Ashmita forwarded it to me.
Professor, she left you a message.
Jack, it's not just a diamond,
it's the key that unlocks the Magadha treasure,
we must get it back. Ashmita!
Jones has committed crime of theft,
we need to get back the diamond and return it before too late.
Jack,
see how well connected I am in Arabia?
When I told the prince you were my buddy,
then what happened?
He immediately invited you to the camel races.
He even personally drives us there.
Don't just look around. Thank the Prince.
Thank you Your Highness for your hospitality.
You're welcome!
Look, the one with the red tag is my dad's camel,
The one with the black tag is the Prince's.
If your family's camel wins, what will be the prize?
Do you see those cars?
How much does one of those cost?
The winner walks away with one of those.
Your family must have won many cars before
My dad's camel has never won yet...
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
What is the remote control for?
Moving the whip.
See? There is a whip
Hey, pal. I am not here for vacation.
I know.
Tomorrow,
you must win the bid for the diamond for me.
Go! Go!
Don't worry. Everything is ready. We will get it.
-Come on! -It is speeding up!
Your camel is foaming at the mouth and moving up
My camel is catching up!
Faster!
-Red! Red! -It's catching up!
-It's overtaking! -Come on! Amazing!
-Go! -Faster!
I finally won!
Fantastic!
I finally won!
Xiaoguang, where are you?
By the pool.
I don't see him here.
Do you?
I find Jones,
Come over quickly.
Coming!
So big?
How to wear it?
It is not that big
There is one two times bigger
That was the rough stone
This way please
Thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to today's auction.
The diamond that we are about to bid on today
is a staggering 212-carat one-of-a-kind treasure.
Do you have to wear so little?
Everyone wears a swimsuit on the beach.
What's wrong with mine?
I don't care what other people wear
But I have a problem with what you're wearing.
Why are you blushing again?
90 million dollars lady in the corner. Thank you very much.
-Raise it! -90 million dollars!
We are already to 100 million dollars to the young lady in white,
110 right here in the corner.
110 million dollars! Do I hear 120?
120 million dollars.
-Again! -We've got 110 right now.
120 million dollars! Thank you very much!
Just a second,
What?
Hope nobody bids again.
I don't think so, already too high.
130 million dollars!
It's the Prince, Dad
The Prince?
Dad's friend.
We've got 130 million dollars, do I hear 140?
The Prince is also here.
Just tell him not to bid.
He has more money than me.
We don't have enough money in the account.
I don't care!
I want the diamond!
No more bidding.
150 million dollars! Gentlemen in the corner
150 million dollars!
Dad, 150 now!
We don't bid anymore,
Consider it a favor to me.
What favor?
If it were 1.5 million, I can help you
Now we are talking about 150 million
It is the key to the treasures...
I know,
you are the best archaeologist
Can you guarantee
that you will find the treasures?
160 million dollars!
Lady in the white!
Who told you to raise the placard?
Just now didn't you tell me to hold it up?
I...
Jack!
No, listen to me
That is the diamond of Magadha Kingdom
It's also the key to the treasure.
I don't want to hear it.
Just wait!
Maybe someone will make a bid.
Sold!
Dad, you are so posh!
160 million dollars!
Oh my God!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Party on me! Tonight!
Randall has been outbid,
I'll keep an eye on him.
Okay!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, everybody,
The party is over.
Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
Finally! We've got you!
Sorry guys, party's over
See you guys tonight!
Moon Island on me, yeah?
Oh man!
Sorry brother, I know, I'm sorry.
Why did you steal the diamond?
You said you only wanted to fulfill your dad's wish
and nothing else.
You archaeologists,
don't you want an item from the past to see the light again,
so people can treasure and preserve it?
The present buyer will surely treasure it
because he paid a huge price for it.
Stop finding excuses.
If we don't bring back the diamond
because of you, professor
will take the blame for stealing cultural relics.
Don't worry.
Perhaps we will find the secret behind the diamond.
Now you say perhaps.
That won't do.
What are you guys doing here?
None of your business!
Listen to me...
What are they fighting for?
-Come here! -What do you want!
-What is going on? -What do you think?
My hand...
Dad!
Jack!
Jack! They want to take my stuff!
Jack! Help!
Watch out!
My hand...
Jack!
Come on!
Jack! Hit this low life!
My hand...
Go!
Don't hit me!
For you!
I'll get the key
-I'm unlocking it! Jack! -Shut up!
-I'm opening it! -Just open it!
-I'm opening it! -Shut up!
-I'm doing it! It's open! -Just open it!
Kid! Grab the box! Run!
Hurry!
Dad!
Don't give it to me!
Take it!
Run!
-Give me that! -Don't hit me! For you
My heart!
Dad!
-What's wrong with your heart? -Dad!
Go!
How's your heart?
You broke my heart!
Look after your father!
Dad, you okay?
My 160 million dollars!
Stop!
They took the diamond!
Professor is going after them!
-What? -They are at the lobby!
-Let's go. Quick! -Come quickly to the entrance!
Boss!
Go! Go!
Get in!
Just go!
Hold on please
Line up and follow each other.
What's wrong with you!
Excuse me
Sorry!
Professor!
What's wrong with you! Come back!
-Where to find a car? -Find a car!
Find a car
Park it well.
Where did they go?
We have a car! Quick!
-Can you drive it? -Go find your own car, quick!
I have a car!
-Great! Go! -That one!
Calling Station, two super cars are
traveling at high speeds in wrong direction.
Nice Kitty!
Can you speak Mandarin?
As-salamu alaykum.
Patrol 511, multiple cars're traveling along Sheikh Zayed Road
in reverse,
Head towards Abdullah Street to block them.
Hold on!
Just hit it!
You okay?
You speak English?
Calling station, the hummer is armed.
We are heading towards Marina Bay.
Xiaoguang, step on it.
Be careful!
Don't panic...
Don't panic...
What are you doing?
My car door!
Come help me step on the gas pedal.
What will you do now?
Get back the diamond for your dad
Okay!
Take it easy brother. Peace be upon you.
Don't get mad! No matter what
Jack!
I got it.
Good job!
Patrol 511, road block has been setup at the intersection bridge.
Shit!
Professor!
A big Tibetan Mastiff!
Lion!
-It's a lion? -It's a lion!
Nice kitty!
Jackie?
Same name like mine?
Little Jackie!
Little Jackie!
Little Jackie!
Uncle Jackie
Uncle Jackie!
Little Jackie!
Little Jackie!
Little Jackie!
Jack!
Where is the diamond?
We lost it again!
Don't get off the car.
Little Jackie! How are you?
A 160-million-dollar rock went up in smoke just like that
Look! Kid,
when will you transfer the money back to my account?
I saw the one on the motorbike who took the diamond,
It was Ashmita!
She set us all up.
Never expected her to be a bad person.
It's hard to say yet who is bad or good.
A person must be responsible for his or her own action.
Give back the money
This is what I like to hear.
You hear it?
Even if you pay me back the 160 million,
there is still buyer's premium from the auction
I am still losing money.
I will go to find her in India.
I will need to report to the police station.
Heaven knows how much more to pay for damages.
Any progress on Xiaoguang's and Jones' visas?
They just got theirs. Will be here tomorrow.
The hall is divided into three parts
and consists of nine bold arches.
They used red sandstone and is plastered with white shell plaster.
-Coco, it's been a while! -Nuomin!
Professor, this is Jiang Wen
Professor, how are you?
Hi, foreign student here?
Yes, I am from Beijing, doing postgraduate research in history
I am also Professor Ashmita's Chinese tutor.
Excuse me, Doctor
Professor Chan from China
Please to meet you
Honour to meet you.
-Nice meeting you! -Nice to meet you
And you've come all the way.
-from China -Yes!
Is that you?
Yes, that's very much me.
But the one I met in China...
I know who you're talking about!
Class dismissed!
Thank you Madam!
Please come, come with me
This way.
In order to find you,
she had to pretend to be me
Truthfully she is the 68th generation
descendant of Princess Gitanjali of Magadha.
Princess?
This is a big garden.
She lives here by herself? Wonderful!
Here comes our Princess, Professor Chan.
Professor!
Say something!
Welcome to India, Jack.
There's no need for that. I've come for the diamond
Jack, thank you for helping me find it,
I know what I did was wrong and I'm sorry
But I had no other way of making sure you'd come to India.
After all, you're China's greatest archaeologist.
Just one of them.
Would you mind coming over?
Sure!
Please sit!
Jack!
Meet my sister.
She is not your assistant?
No, I'm her younger sister
-Hello! -How are you?
Jack, we need you.
Help us use the diamond to solve the mystery of the Magadha treasure
What's so special about this diamond?
Jiang Wen, could you please explain it to him in Chinese?
My pleasure!
Eye of Shiva. Whoever possesses it shall possess the entire world
After Shiva was reincarnated,
his Third Eye remained in the mortal world.
Legend has it that it is the key to Magadha imperial treasures.
A thousand years ago, Arunasva mutinied and usurped the throne
What he was really after were the imperial treasures,
This diamond was most vital
Who's that guy in the ice cave and Dubai?
Why does he want the diamond too?
That's Randall. The last descendant of Arunasva,
Are there any other clues?
Yes!
Ever since this diamond was mined,
it was set on the scepter that symbolized Magadha's supreme power.
So diamond and scepter were one unity.
But how it can open the door to the treasures?
We're still trying to figure that out.
Jack, do you like your outfit?
Oh yes, Just a little bit tight.
It's time to pick up Jones.
Right, you'd better hurry. We contact each other later.
Okay!
See you!
This is the clue I was talking about.
This is the Amala Temple.
It was built during the Vedic period.
Legend says that the Magadha treasure
is somewhere inside one of the 27 temples.
Every year during the festival of the Sun God,
the "Path of the Light" is revealed.
I'm sure if we could find the pathway,
it will lead us to the treasure
But the festival is tomorrow.
Vedic designers made temples according to astronomical principles.
There's a book about this. We can start from there.
Vastu Shastra!
The oldest book ever written about architectural design
And I know where to find it.
Strange.
What?
Why isn't it centered?
In ancient India, people combined architecture and astronomy.
What is King Harsha zodiac sign?
Gemini
Wait!
Look! That's Amala Temple
Look! The lines match up with constellation Draco! See?
So it means it's not Gemini
Thuban. What's that mean?
It means the head of the serpent.
The northern pole star of the constellation Draco.
I think the path to the Magadha treasure
is located at the temple that matches the star.
But according to the map, it's the smallest temple
King Harsha might have done this to hide something.
That's a good guess,
But we still need to prove it.
Wait. Let me take a photo.
Okay!
Ashmita and professor have found some clues
and want us to meet them here.
This is the most popular local bazaar
with traditional performing artists.
That dude will surely get a sore throat
I know about this one.
That is the...Indian rope trick.
You seem to know quite a lot.
This is a traditional trick handed down from ancient India.
When Wang Xuance served as an envoy to the western regions,
his memoir A Journey to Central India also mentioned it.
How did he do that?
Indian magic.
Bravo!
He will climb up the rope?
Come with me and you won't get hurt
Go!
Go!
Help!
No more Rope Trick
Help!
Go!
Snakes!
I hate snakes!
Got you!
Jack!
-Jack! -Professor!
Jack!
Jack! Help me!
Jack!
Move on!
Come with me or I will get you
You want it back?
Throw at him!
Jones!
You okay?
Alright?
Don't move!
Go!
-Uncle Jack! Uncle Jack! -Stay right there.
Kick!
-Get in! -No!
Come on! Let's go
Lucky that I got delayed by my visa
Or else we'd all be snatched
Watch closely. Find out where they are kept.
Hello Jack. Boss is waiting for you.
And you, you have to stay in the car.
Please, come with me.
Hey Jack,
Welcome to my humble oasis.
Let me show you around.
Actually, you look better without them.
Oops...he discovered out about Professor's gadget
Let these guys play with your toys.
Look! How noble they are!
Aren't they so beautiful
Jack!
People say the lion is the king of all beasts.
I disagree!
Jack, these small, ugly little creatures,
there's something special about them you know
They never lose their objective.
-Jack! -Help!
They wait, hungry, and attack
when the time comes
A pack of them can take...
any lion.
What do you want?
You know, our ancestor has sacrificed their life,
for collecting the treasure of Magadha.
But her family has been hiding that from us for past one thousand year.
I want it back, Jack!
Take it. Let them go.
I don't care about the diamond
I care about you...
helping me, open that treasure.
I don't know if l can.
Aren't you the greatest archaeologist in China?
Just one of them.
The treasure belongs to the world, not to one man's life
The origin is not destroyed. Everything is empty.
That material is not different from that immaterial.
That immaterial and the material
-are one and the same. -Stop! Professor,
Sorry for interrupting you.
You know, Buddhism left India for China two thousand years ago
And it's no longer in fashion here.
Open it
or they die.
No, no...
I'm a little worried. I go in to have a look.
Be careful!
So I guess the professor's not going to save us now, huh?
We'll find a way.
How?
I mean, I know you're smart, but how?
I'm gonna die.
Hey, c'mon.
We're all going to die. Everybody dies
But I'm gonna die now!
I don't wanna die now.
Stop crying. Come on.
Hey look,
You are having a running nose now, come on.
-Yeah I know. -Stop crying.
-I need help... -Help you with...
-your nose? -Yah!
Here!
Make you feel better?
More...
Jones!
Xiaoguang?
Come get us out!
How?
Come down, pull up the cage.
I come down?
Yes!
Okay, just a minute
Xiaoguang, what are you trying to do?
I go down to help them.
Too many hyenas down there.
I can see they are all she-hyenas,
They should love...
Tender fresh meat!
Watch out!
Xiaoguang, behind you... in front of you!
This is for you.
Brilliant, Xiaoguang
Come on, let's go!
Don't let go!
Guys, hurry up!
Oh no!
No no no...
Come on!
I got you.
Ouch! Easy!
Good doggy!
Jones!
Jones! Jones!
Bad dog!
Bad dog!
Really bad dog!
So strong!
She's so strong!
Jones, help me!
Jones, help!
Xiaoguang!
Grab my hand! Help me!
Hold tight!
-Don't let go! -She took a snap at me!
-She bit me! My fresh meat! -I got the belt.
Help!
My tender fresh meat!
Bless you! That way
What should we do?
Ferocious!
-Jump! -Me next!
Xiaoguang!
Now what?
We will get out
the same way you got in.
When Xiaoguang asks you to run to him,
you run as fast as you can, got it?
Okay!
I'll distract them.
Come here!
Run!
Find a way to get to Xiaoguang!
Okay
Run!
There you go!
Quick!
Come on, let's go
Faster, Jones, faster!
Step on me!
Look out!
Xiaoguang, come up here!
Watch out!
Hold tight!
She bit me,
It's okay.
-Don't let go! -Give me your hand.
It's fine now
-You okay? -It's fine now
-I'm fine! -Okay!
You're bleeding...
It hurts!
Will it cause infection?
Can you suck it the blood out for me?
No way. You'd better go to hospital
Don't even bother to ask her
-Let's go! -What?
Okay!
Come, let's go, go
Do we have a plan?
Just figuring it out
Look!
This is the Temple of Thuban
Can we go in?
I don't think so.
Yes, we can.
Follow me.
Come on, move!
Please don't wear the shoes.
Please go out!
You're right!
-Hey! -Hey!
Take care of him.
Get him out of here. You two, open the gate, let's go
These are the constellation of the ancient India.
Give me the scepter.
Give it!
I love Indiana Jones!
Are you kidding?
Are we going to wait for the sunlight?
Technology!
Put the light up there.
Turn on the light.
Here are the 27 signs of the zodiac.
Twenty seven?
In ancient India, there were 27. You didn't know that?
What's your sign?
Aries!
Ashwini, Bharani, Krittika... These three make up Aries.
Stop boring me with your silly superstitions
Just focus.
-Gemini -Gemini
Hold tight!
Hold tight!
Oh my God!
Be quiet.
Okay!
Don't move!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Oh shit!
Don't move!
Good! It's gone
Thanks
Jack!
-How could you do this to me? -What?
I promised that I'd return the diamond.
Jack!
Jack!
Another one?
It's the same one!
Same one?
Jack!
Jack! Do something!
Sorry!
Jack!
Hold tight!
I can't!
Don't let go!
Okay! You're safe!
Yeah, I'm okay.
-Jack -Don't worry!
Did you see the cave?
Where?
Okay? I count to three!
Okay, okay.
Go!
-Three! -What?
You okay?
Just hold on. You okay?
Namo Amitabha
I think... maybe there's a way out
Okay!
Come!
Come on!
Hey!
Here. Boss.
Are you guys having fun?
Yeah.
I... I like...
We like... rock climbing
You go first.
Follow him.
Yes Sir!
Jack!
Guys!
Guys!
Don't go... don't go yet
Don't leave me up here.
This is for what really has value today.
This is passion, devotion, dedication
No one can do this anymore.
Light it up!
Right! Let's go!
Guys! Get the gear. Let's start!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Hey, stop!
Please!
Respect history...
Go, go, go...
Hey Jack!
Do you know how much the global gold reserve is?
It's 32 thousand tons
And this is much more than that
And of course,
we have all these boxes full of treasure
Open the cases
Take it easy
Guys!
Hey guys!
Can you help me down?
Let me figure it out.
We'll come back to you.
Please don't go.
Please don't go, man.
Don't leave me here.
What is this stuff?
Useless!
No gold inside.
What are you doing?
This is about medicine
This one is Buddhism.
You just don't get it!
He who possesses of the Eye of Shiva possesses the whole world!
But it never meant power and money.
This is the knowledge and wisdom to help people live better lives.
The modern world was built by these ideas.
You're just too blind to see it!
We are living in the modern world and this is all rubbish!
This is a treasure.
It has the power to transform all of us.
Now, according to Indian law...
Don't try to teach me the law of my country,
I know it better than you
And don't you forget, Jack.
I follow the law of nature
Only the strong survive.
Hey! Somebody's down there
We have company, guys!
Just take care of it!
Let's go
Do you know why this bridge is broken?
The sea of bitterness
has no bounds.
Turn your head to see the shore.
What is all this bullshit!
Run!
No!
Come on!
Never touch a woman's hair!
Come!
This way.
Go! Go...
Jack!
Jack!
Leave her alone!
Really? You worry about yourself!
"Eighteen strokes to subdue the dragon"
"Eighteen kicks to tame the tiger"
Bodhidharma, from India!
"Mystical kicks in succession"
Chinese Kung Fu!
If you kick my legs again,
the girl dies
Don't kick him.
Gotcha!
Good kick!
Don't you dare!
I told you the treasure doesn't belong to you,
It belongs to the whole world.
It belongs to the people.
Perfect!
Put it down
Honey!
You okay?
Yah, you?
-I'm fine! -Good!
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rural life thailand homestead thai vlog
thai channel update
viewer subscriber offer shout out ebeggers trolls patreon
hi guys welcome to leigh and toons channel don't worry you are in the right place
it's not Thailand obviously I'm in the UK and I'm in a pokey seedy hotel
probably not so seedy but it is the Premier Inn working away I've been asked
by a few subscribers if I could do a a vlog from the UK seems a bit weird I
haven't got my wingman or my wingwoman tuned next to me but I thought it's
about time that we we had a chitchat about everything and clarified a lot of
things because we're getting so many comments on the channel I thought just
save a lot of time for me time and effort for me so this is for my benefit
so I don't have to keep on repeating myself in the comments and we've got
loads of updates coming up for you and loads of opportunities for you guys
subscribers viewers and other youtubers as well don't worry I'm not after your
money I am naughty begging that's another kettle of fish which we may
cover later anyway it is scripted but if you know me quite well already you'll
know that I won't have practiced I wrote this in the Chinese about an hour ago
and I can't even read it so it may not go as planned but well if you like the
channel then you'll be used to this and it might be it might be good viewing it
might not be but let the let's see how it goes right so I'm obviously in the UK
and what lays ahead for today is why I'm in the UK the dates and future dates for
the UK and really what can I say is there any future later on down the line
and we come back to the UK and if so and if so
other than that see I've written it somewhere see I even put scripted but I
I can't read it God helpers only one take you guys in the UK may have seen I
was a casualty whether oh bloody blaring about it all being done in one take but
they rehearsed I haven't rehearsed all those hard to believe that so channel
shoutouts I'm going to do this now I did start these a lot a long time ago
although our channel is only five month old after about a month I started doing
shoutouts when really it was just really to not sort of write increased traffic
to other sites because there were already big sites but there were sites
that had really helped me set up and give me not so much advice but just by
watching them I found it really beneficial and I'm not saying I'm a
copycat but you know I picked up a some valuable information there and we tried
to integrate a few of those bits and bobs into our channel so I'm more than
happy to share how those guys now the shout outs tonight please don't be
offended if you're one of our mates and we haven't given you a shower
I've only I've only listed five and therefore channels that I think are I
would say are on a level that that's totally wrong it's four channels that
are rural Thailand and sort of like playing off the same bat as is if that's
the right terminology I don't know it's just channels that I relate to and I
think if you like our channel I think you might like theirs but like I've
always said over there over the the first few five months of our channel if
you don't like the recommendations there's so many other channels available
out there and just just go and find them out and and go for it no problem at all
now our feelings so after those are the channel flowers and say there's only
five then I've got a once in a lifetime opportunity and again I'm not after any
money cheer yourselves for you viewers and subscribers after
that there's gonna be another once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for other
YouTube channels so as long as you're not a Rodney or a a snake then there's
some really good opportunities for you in my opinion but I never ate them
afterwards and then after that it's gonna be sort of like get you up to
speed on what the future of the in tooms channel is gonna be about we're not
gonna be here forever that's for sure we're living what we're
doing but we have got plans for the future so it's just to give you a bit of
a heads up of what lies ahead and some you know potential opportunities not
just for us but but for you guys as well so that's what all lays ahead I was just
about to say cue the intro but I'm gonna say cue the intro and give feel the love
and send the love to my very good friend who has been the rock truck for this and
have given him a few shots before for Neil Harvey I'm giving him an extra
shout out today because he's a goner he's an Arsenal fan it's been well
publicized I'm a Liverpool fan and today we've just signed the Ox so thanks very
much Neil he's a lovely player and I'm sure it'll be sorely missed at the
Arsenal cue the intro
right then I'm not I'm not on the wine or the beer I'm on my black tee
I'm trying to detox ready to go back to c2 so we're gonna start off elaborating
on the UK so some of you subscribers have asked me to do a UK block and in
all honesty I've been trying to put it off because it this isn't my sort of
thing yeah my job is there's an instructor standing up in front of
people but I'm moving around and I'm laughing and joking and all that and I
know how commas are over is a bit of a Rodney but sitting in front of a little
cameras it is it is a little bit weird if you ask me that's normally for me and
the Misses if we're having a bit of a one-to-one but I'll try and get through
it so I can't read the writing Jesus yes I've been asked about my job as I said
I'm not gonna I wasn't gonna do any clips of me delivering a course showing
PowerPoint slides it bores me shitless so why why am I gonna put that on here
I'm not I'm not gonna do that but just to give you a bit of a background
I teach confined spaces and work in a high so I've been asked millions of
times I will always ask I'll always answer your comments and hopefully
appreciate I'm not copy and paste in my replies to you and the same for tuned
when we get asked to comment in in Thai everything is always replied to you in a
personal way we don't we don't bulk or what would you call it
I don't know it's not carpet-bombing but you know
what I mean we don't we don't copy and paste all this you know standard reply
thanks for your comment Cheers or that's all I know always put Cheers
but I'll always put your name just to let you know that I've read your comment
or tunes read your comment and we really appreciate that it's a massive massive
thing for us if you look if you look at the the amount of comments for our
videos regardless of how many views I don't care about views or subscribers
we've got three and a half million subscribers so I'm not bothered about I
may have over very saturated and we're not bothered about numbers but it's the
comments that count for us and we've tried to emphasize emphasized that over
five minutes it's I'd rather have I think I mentioned it before I'd rather
have five hundred or a thousand of attunes barmy army and I know Vince
you're number one I appreciate that mate TB TB a zero one day is yours forever
but you guys really input into the channel and it helps us develop the
channels like if this is loads of advice and you make us laugh and there and we
feel the love from you guys you know you wish as well where we cock it up you
give advice you know we're going to ignore you or maybe we'll take it on
board that's men men tune start but we do really appreciate every one I think
I've gone off with a bit of a tangent I'll try and get mantra it's one take
even with cue the intro or so they're still saying with my cup of tea trying
to read my notes so what else oh my god so I've been teaching working on eyes
and price basis for ten years it's mostly the the military side of things
and teaching them accordance with their their procedures are very very fortunate
I've been over the loads of places all over there
not just the UK but over the world and some places I can't even tell you about
it's great because I sound mysterious some of them oh my god it's it's not
glamorous at all you know some of the places that we have to stay the musky is
a bigger than a flippin bumblebee but you know I've been there
experienced it and it I think long term it's it's helped me as a human being to
be more rounded some some they did they disagree so a couple of years ago I
decided to go as a consultancy trainer having been same instructor as same
company for about eight years and when consultancy because turns dad
god bless him what a lovely bloke became terminally ill and Tim was living with
me in the UK for eight years and the time National Health Service isn't you
know as crack-tip as the UK dunno we slay off the UK but really guys were you
know we are spoil in comparison so Tim's always been very close to her dad lived
in two bits so we took the decision to move our plans forward with weren't
supposed to be moving to the to Thailand for when my youngest is 18 which is
January after that we were supposed to be going there we took the decision for
tuned to go back early move near to where a mom and dad will live in and
then help to take care of him which he which she did do and thank goodness she
did so after that there was no point in coming back to the UK so then I had gone
consultancy and then I was spending three months at a time in Thailand with
the long-term project being setting up a fishing park and that's what it's always
been about so it's been our dream for since the Year dot even when ting was in
the UK with me from right from the start we wanted to be on the farm we're crazy
about fishing we love animals we love working hard getting a hands dirty you
know just being out there and working all day and being absolutely chin strap
by the end of the day and a healthy tired that that's what
working hard but living the dream is foot me into no no no I'm always saying
living that when they look back now you know you're always saying living the
dream it honestly is is for us so we started off initially just renting a
couple of places and they never they never renewed our leases over six-month
leases and luckily a tiny little plot of land it's about third of an acre just
popped up in the village about three hundred yards away from Tim's mum and
dad so we took the plunge we bought it and when I say we threw up a house Italy
you think this house on the farm is throwing up you should have seen this
other one our mother so I don't know the build hasn't gone quite as well as we
hoped on the farm but this is the one incredible but tune oversaw the whole
thing and by hook or by crook we've got a little house and event it's
a lovely little house but it's not where we want to be it's a stopgap so the plan
was to sell this to help fund our build project on on the farm and where we live
it's out in the sticks but I've really struggled for the last year or so to to
sell the house we can't seem to get a really good wage that a wage but rental
income that we would be happy with with the investment to give you an idea I'm
not bullshitting we spend about 10 grand it's a two-bed detached house big
bungalow of a little shop at the front and it's walled all the way around with
the gate at the front I mean it's ridiculous you know it was built on the
shoestring and it's still a nice property but where we are that's like a
premium prophecy and I know most of you look at the channels and you look at the
properties there and then they're palatial in comparison and they would
probably be snapped up for two or three million no problem I saw a look on
Gordon tickles channel is made that was selling a property the other month
remember the price but it was a it was a ridiculously cheap price for a palace
we're doing a ridiculously cheap price for a house in an urban area and the
locals haven't gotten money so because of that we sort of look about 20 grand
sure and that's why I got to keep on coming back
so rather than keep on coming back every three months to see my kids to see that
they're members of my family my mother my sister and partly my brother-in-law
is a lovable ro it's just you know to to get a few quid in the pocket but because
we haven't been able to sell it to give me our boss a ring and thank God it
didn't burn my bridges yeah and the Dyer rang him and I said do you fancy you
know do you need any more work easier to tell you what perfect timing that's just
about to run for a size or another instructor give us some give us some
months that you can guarantee for a year so every month so four weeks in Thailand
like three weeks back in the UK four weeks inside and I've been doing that
for a nearly a year now so every three months initially then every month so
deep trains on both from thrombosis is as weightings weapon for me that's what
for my health for surfers blinded black I'm not looking for simple thing we
don't do that why not give me loads of sympathy because he's like that you know
he's very he's very sensitive sensitive boy but you know it's just something
that the main turn of ever had to do yeah we've got savings so I'm not going
to sit here and beg for money or anything stupid like that we don't want
to we don't want to spend our savings because for the first year of living on
the farm we're gonna make zero bar we haven't got our heads in the cloud we
know we're not gonna make any money you know we've got a digger like we've got a
you know that the bamboos gonna take ages and all those sorts of things so
we're gonna go ahead Xin that's for sure whether we do make any
money in the futures is irrelevant to us we're not gonna borrowing any money
we've got no debts apart from the motor out there and you know we're just happy
with our lot anyway starting to rank it's going with the next bit how much
longer am I going to work well quite a few of you will know that I've got two
more trips planned I was going to go to the Falklands and I was gonna have just
have one more I was just gonna stay here all the way through till the end of
November the Falklands trip fell through I'm happy because I'm just knackered
but it was just like making money and it would have been that it would knock a
month off my last work trip so that's fallen through so I'm going back this
Friday morning so at the moment is
Wednesday Wednesday evening so I'm going to upload a video tomorrow morning which
is our last one which is a super dark video which we you would have already
seen by now it's gonna get crap viewings is probably the worst quality-wise I've
ever seen or upload to rather and then after that a little upload this one I'm
going to upload this one on the Friday morning just before my brother-in-law
Pete picks me up he's the one with the ginger penis that looks like the bamboo
that thun cook last week apparently that's what my sister says so this will
be uploaded and I'll upload it just before he picks me up so I'll be over to
reply to a few comments while I'm at the airport after that so I might get loads
of slaying I wouldn't say that god I don't care I do okay so where was it
going tangent again I will be finishing my last work day will be the very start
of December and then that's it don't but the caveat is unless my old boss
offers me an outrageous amount of money he is half Scottish so the chances are
quite slim I know is short of instructors so maybe I talked to one guy
and you a lot of you and I'm Harry there comes a point where you just think
that's a lot of money I want to be here I want to be in Thailand I want this
lifestyle do I need that money we probably don't need that money but
working a month away or two months away a ridiculous wage we could build another
bungalow by the side of the lake so I'll be on I have my price you know so if he
matches it and if the boss says ok I tuned then we don't know in the future
but I'm pretty sure he's gonna say jog on me or on to the next one
Jesus is gonna be about a three-hour video one take though did guarantee it
right shout house but it starts out house ages and ages ago and when I watch
other people do shoutouts I cringe I hate them but when to do them
I like them so hard enough so let lets let's go with this honestly I'm not
pissed about two points but a cup of tea but I am passionate about showers minute
I know when I'm rambling cuz I'm getting hoarse now some of the shout house will
be four and I think only two of them will be four previous shout out so that
I've mentioned already okay now if you're not included in the showers
please please don't be offended well a couple of year I'll be really happy if
you are offended cuz a flippin hate you but that's it that's another thing wanes
with me on this let's not go there please don't the idea of the shower
house partly real appreciation for not just the content of these other channels
and the tips that I've picked up just by watching but I do really value the
content but on top of that I really appreciate the effort that goes into
vlogging and I know our I don't spend ages editing obviously I'm not going to
edit this you're gonna get exactly what what the Freak recorded unfortunately
for you but it takes a long long time a lot of effort just to put your camera on
you might say oh you're and just flick your camera on it's it's not like that
at all it's it's when you're new to it it's intrusive you know it and they you
cut until you've done it yourself you can't fully appreciate and I was talking
to one of the guys I'm gonna be sharing it with until you just develop press
that button to publish your video you do not know what's gonna happen are you
gonna get an absolute Konkani of abuse are you gonna get loads of thumbs up
loads of thumbs down are you gonna get zero views you gonna get a thousand
views you honestly excuse me you don't know how it's gonna go
and thankfully most of the time we're pleasantly surprised but sometimes it
doesn't go quite so well we were we've had our issues you know we've had a few
kerfuffles along the way and you take it on the chin but it is really really hard
I mean you gonna start talking about some of these guys they've got a lot of
subscribers and if you think just 1% to 2% never mind 10% of abusive or trolling
comments and all that sort of stuff it does or it can get you down I've turned
the corner it doesn't affect me now anyway let's get let's go on to it and
so the first one where is it I know it in my head there it is right there can't
even read my own again life in Thailand I'm pretty sure 95% of you guys know
life in Island can I just say that Paul was it
that when I first don't want it I never knew his name was Paul it very very
rarely gets on camera I think I've seen him on camera once maybe twice at the
most and for me this is the guy that I first watched on YouTube and when I've
been back in the UK it was like my not not my guilty pleasure it was missing my
wife I'm missing Thailand I'm missing the farm I'm missing the rural life and
this was my escapism and watch nearly every single of his every single video
his from start to finish and he'd been going years I was just one after the
other after the other after the other if I could just highlight two things
this bloke has the best man workshop I have ever seen him alive he's
constructed it nearly all himself if not all himself so he's done all the metal
work you know he does his weld a nice turn the block work I'm not sure if he
did the rendering thank God I didn't do it because it in my rendering his is
it's on a par with the rest of my DIY over the shelvings the shelving units is
just like show important to me it's beautiful but the money shot for me as
well as his little garden and it is quite small but what he's actually
squeezed in there is amazing and he does his little homestead you know war round
I love it but the money shot for me was his an its ounce that was his drainpipe
from the rain water so the downpipe that fill with off all the leaves and the
rubbish to the side it's absolutely brilliant so it's stuff like that is so
practical is very handy is obviously very experienced with that sort of sort
of stuff whereas I am NOT tunes more practical than I am as everyone knows
apparently my strengths are being a good listener and being since being a
sensitive boy so you know this bloke is is right up there
you know he keeps catfish he keeps chickens wild turkeys ducks he's doing a
whole lot he's got some goats as well he's from so much into what he's got
available and I think he's doing some fish tanks now as well it's got rice and
catfish in tanks we should be doing for years I think it's doing some frogs as
well so he's doing a little bit of everything
and I think his missus has got some rice farm I can relate with him as far as he
had a little fish stock pond which got poached so I'm I'm more than with him on
that one I will kill him if I find him and I will find it it's like taking I
will find you I will kill you well I know it is already but you won't kill
anyone well we right moving on to the next one where is it somewhere here I'll
briefly mentioned it before Gordon tickle now he sounds posh and
he's got a posh pad but believe you mean this is some quality view of guys for
those of you that don't already watch this this fella he's got a lovely plush
pad I don't know where I wasn't aware he's in China right somewhere around
there so it's got a lovely climate a lot of expats go for Chiang Mai Chiang Rai
you know you're getting a I know it still gets hot but you get the other you
know the other end of the scale as well whereas it's just hot or hot and wet or
hot and dry you know we're in camp and pet so there's a lot of expats in that
area but this bloke has got a really nice place but he's also doing the
homestead in style beside the things as well aquaponics oh
my god it's it's it's brilliant I don't fully understand it all I'm looking into
it I'm gonna poach some of his ideas I don't know I don't mind admitting when I
copycat someone not like some
and on top of that my favorite bit is his retreat up into the mountainside
with a it's got like a little dam set up in and it's gotten overflows like a
spillway going down into the like a ravine into the river the river floods
and there's all fish in the rice fields it's really really good viewing with his
sidekick Jeff and although is a blue nose
evidence supporter the blokes got some serious skills as far as it comes to
fish keeping so check it out and it's good view and some good humor on the air
as well and I mean take it for a given if I like a channel there's got to be
humor involved I mean I know my humors subjective and but some of these
channels they're a really good luck sometimes the video might not be that
much of a laugh but if you check out the comments oh my god it is it's a scream
but but the comment wise is even better to come I promise you okay now this
bloke
he wears socks and sandals so immediately you just think oh my god I'm
not going to check out this channel believe you me this bloke is an
Australian and is obviously quite well educated and less has pulled the wool
over my eyes and he analyzes everything a lot so
whenever I reply to him I have to think a lot I do respect this guy a great deal
as I do of all youtubers but I've caused a bit of a soft spot for Harry and Hui
now don't forget all these guys are on shower now there'll be a link in the
description if I remember no I promise it will get my shit together I will do
it okay now so far Harry is uploaded I think twelve twelve videos okay and
they're all slideshows and I've done one slideshow and I loved it
because they were my slides but they and and it was two Neil's music yeah Neil
the guna that just lost the office today remember I had it so to me I'll just
love the bits no I just love the bones of insiders tune it's the tune second
favorite video we do but it it didn't get in how many views they didn't get
that many likes well but whatever trust me
Harry's slideshows the music's great the timings great the edits in I can't zoom
in and out with with the limits off her old cup you get a slide and that's it it
is just how long you have it on there for but this bloke does some quality
stuff and he's in a rural location like all these channels is rural Thailand so
excuse the socks and sandals thankfully there's no there's no slides of those I
think he's gonna have about a week of not posting anything and I think I'm not
sure if he promised but he has intimated that there may be some video footage
coming up later on but get on there have a look post a comment he will definitely
reply and before you'll get on really well I did
give Harry a shout out as well as I did Gordon and life in Thailand many moons
ago but I gave Harry a shower at home when he was when I say judge just to
subscribe reviewer that is not condescending that's all but it didn't
really help him as far as his channel goes yeah I'm trying to spread the love
and later on you learn you'll understand why
now the next bloke you are going to love him or or hate him I personally love his
channel because he swears more than my wife time I've got he is oh I was in the
comment section I think it was earlier this morning before I went to work or
was it late last night it's all getting a bit blurry now there's so many
correspondence and yeah I think his comment was well at least I'm honest
and then another bloke and this was when he was ripped into me and another viewer
said I think you meant to say you were brutally honest and he rephrased easy I
would like to say that I'm more it's more tough love now this bloke he says
it how it is there's no there's no room there's no beating about the bush with
Wayne that's for sure but what I like about it other than that other than him
speaking his mind is it has the best goats in Thailand now life in China has
some great goes but these ghosts are the cutest things I've ever seen in my life
they can open it open the gates on their own and they've run down the road and
they laugh it but not laughing he probably can but the dog tries to
play with them as well and it is just hilarious he's a he's a mechanic you
know his ex foresees it's very practical it doesn't mind telling you when things
are cocked up you know you see so many you might have seen on some of your
comment replies to your comments there's so many channels that
I super sanitized you know nothing who's wrong everything's rosy everything oh
you know this is gray and editors there you know he's and he's not sure I was
telling you when it all goes horribly wrong you know as long a you know same
as some of these same years of chat it's about what you see here is these are
these five channels is when it goes wrong will show you so and I think
that's why either maybe that's what's appealing to you guys I don't know but
to Dan said to me when we started doing this it's real life if people don't like
it you can find another channel I think a phrase was something along those lines
so check his channel out now when you go there if you like it and you leave a
comment if just to let him know that you've come from our channel if you just
mention something along the lines that he dyes his hair and he rides a pink
bike I love you forever because he really likes that you know you'll feel
you'll feel the love right and then the last one number five on the
list now this will really really divide opinion this bloke it's not that
well-known on YouTube to say the least and I put here by YouTube guilty
pleasure okay I'll give you the name first because a car a membrane so it is
the double life of mixed mr. box now it's not easy to actually see one of his
videos and I'm not bought in it his videos self-destruct I'm not kidding
you so if you don't get that if you don't subscribe you don't know he's
posted it and then you click on this channel it's been there and it's gone
again okay so you need to subscribe and just trust give it a go
and when he poops it it is not for you just move on but before you move on just
have a look in the comment section below because when I first watched the first
episode and I came in way to other I've only watched two episodes and I love it
but I can't tell you why it's a cross between x-files Donnie Darko Clockwork
Orange and I do not know what I'm not saying the blokes disturbed but I just
love it I was absolutely asked him dear the week
or couple of weeks ago can you upload a back catalogue and he said of course I
can for $10 but I'll throw in a free t-shirt that's this that's the sort of
response you get hopefully he's gonna do more I think if we can apply a peer
group pressure I won't have to send him $10 any or any and he can start
uploading more it's brilliant absolutely brilliant but certainly I would say if I
had to hazard a guess probably 30% of people will love it it may be your
favorite channel over 70% of like me you need to get a grip what the hell did you
send us there for okay so check it out if you don't like it again move on so
that they were my five my five channel
YouTube channels for purely for rural or like I like lots of other channels I
don't get a lot of time to sort of like trawl through them that's not trolling
that's different we'll talk about trolleys later got some special bits for
you guys that are watching now so they're the ones that are really
concentrate on if time allows but sometimes I'll get back log and a
can't get throughout country to a popular base I don't have a lot of time
on my hands I do work full time when I'm back in the UK okay when I'm on the farm
it's not turn doing all the work she does 90% of it but I still do help out
from time to time where am I now okay what's it I've probably done about
five hours and I've only got through section whatever I really can't see
where okay now okay right then so the next section now this is it in my
opinion I think this is cutting edge but we are but I'm probably setting up
myself for an epic fail here now this is for viewers and subscribers and for
whoever has gone on to the channel me and to really really appreciate you guys
for comments and I've already said you know the amount of comments and
interaction and you guys talking to each other as well not just not just me and
so I haven't seen anything else like it is off the scale for as far as YouTube
goes from what I've seen certainly in our little little niche so my idea maybe
it's a crazy idea maybe it won't work maybe no more do this but is apparently
I found out last week we can set up a folder for all our viewers and
subscribers and anyone else to upload their video clips to us now what I'm
getting at is if we're you're obviously a you for you to comment
you're obviously got a YouTube channel and most of you guys haven't got videos
so our offer to you is do you fancy doing a three second a one-minute or
two-minute three-minute clip of who you are away from what you know certainly
what you like about the chat no but you know just who you know I'm
TBA 0-3 or something like that you know or my favorite video was did or I live
in I don't know Patsey or or Bangkok I live in Chiang
Rai Chiang Mai and did that in today or I'm gonna come and live here next year
and all all those sorts there whatever you want to say I'm gonna try and set
this is like a playlist folder for you and you upload it now initially don't
get concerned if you can't see it you'll see that you'll get given the link in
the description I parent you just click on it and it will let you upload your
little clip I'm gonna keep that folder
non-public initially because there are some not nice people on YouTube as I'm
sure you're all aware and we need to make sure that these people don't get
any air time so we're gonna crush the life out of those and everyone else
that's nice and happy and funny what I aim to do is try and do a compilation of
you all but once we've got enough - you know I did I take a bit at least three
or four minutes as a compilation if we get a lot more I might do a couple of
compilations let's just see how it goes once we do the compilation we'll publish
it as a live video so if you've never been on YouTube before there's your
three seconds or one minute of Fame and even if it suggests that a thumbs up and
just to say hi that would be great and it you know that's it's totally up to
you if it falls flat in his face that's that's fine but the level of interaction
that we've been getting our I just thought it would be nice tour for you
guys the opportunity to to have your say and because at the moment it's just your
little profile picture and you know and we tend to get to know year but it's
it's through texts but it would be nice to see you just just say something and
or just give us a quick pan around of where you are
even if it's in Arden Oh Canada or you know North Korea or anywhere or
Australia maybe okay so there's the offer find the link below if I remember
now the next one is before we're trying to spread the liver again for for
YouTube and they'll explain why later for other youtubers now this doesn't
have to be Laurel life Thailand okay so I've given
sharehouse before to whether youtubers in Thailand and a couple I think one
outside of Thailand so Steven being mold sir all those sorts of things if you
want to and this will be this will be a separate link to the one that I was just
talking about if you would like to upload your channel intros if you've got
one if you haven't try and come up with something I don't know let's try and cap
it off I don't know about three minutes or so and I won't fiddle with them okay
so if it's rubbish it's your own fault if it's great I'll still take the credit
for having it on so give your channel a plug and then that will be a list within
a playlist folder of you know just all these channels YouTube channels and if
people want to click on them that's great I'll give them a push later on so
yeah it's just as another thanks because a lot of guys a lot of sorry a lot of
people that take the time to wait invest their time and effort into commenting
and watching all our videos it's just another thank you to everyone and if you
can pick up a few subscribers and a few views then it's all good
the problem one one of the reasons I'm doing is I fully appreciate when you
start at YouTube it's a nightmare trying to get your videos out there it
is like pulling teeth so the first thing is keep uploading
keep loading keep uploaded but people still
have to click on it and getting your mum and your sister and your brother-in-law
I solve Alan I tried it I tried it it doesn't make any difference at all you
need constantly to be uploaded in Wednesday consonant you need every three
or four days or so but the main thing is get people watching your video so
there's the offer guys bang it on there it won't be public straight away because
I will not offer this to every single channel because there's some channels
that I've don't agree with okay so don't be scared bang it on there please please
don't take it personally if I delete it of course you will I would but you know
whatever bother do we Wayne you knows I'm gonna delete don't yet but he hasn't
got enough balls to put it on there anyway anyway what we doing next
oh that's led me quite nicely into trolls be beggars and copycats now tunes
made me say I love you all and I do in a perverse way I I quite like someone that
gets revved up talks out their ear because it's so easily highlighted and
if someone brings up a comment where I'm not saying the negative comment because
I most of his YouTube have got no problem with that at all now I always
give a lot of time and effort into commenting as tuned as so anything in
Tyre to reply to that anything in English I reply to it tune reads all the
tyre comments you know so there's there's total two hours at anything in
Thai I asked about it's trying for not whether a Google Translate which is a
bit dangerous but if it I'm not sure then I'll ask
so there's clothes there's total clarity from with me and to nan who's posting
what I think what kind of for tangent what was my train of thought
still one take I'm gonna get back on track maybe no it's gone
I won't cut it though honestly that's so embarrassing
no it's not it's real life isn't it so II beggars we're never gonna win bad
guys all right never ever and I'm not going to sit here
and Slater the channel yeah I've had a few opinions in the past but I'll just
pass care in now I don't agree with it but hey ho what I would like to say is
four channels that are don't physique like the flockers will always get my
respect in the sense that it takes a lot of effort a lot of time and effort and
the channels that get a lot of views but get a lot of flack I don't know you do
it I would be in it myself so I mean even if you get 5,000 views the video if
you're getting a hundred you know thumbs downs and negative comments and
slanderous and all that sort of thing I would just give up you know I'll just I
don't think I'd be able to cover that so you do get more respect in in that sense
but that's just that's as far as it goes if you want to send us a thousand pounds
we won't accept it unless you get something in return
and by the end of the video I'll tell you what you can get for a thousand
copycats it's a several of you guys and thank you
very much you've made us fully aware of other
channels copying us but let's be honest
you could probably copy me cuz I'll come over as a bit of a
fault but you can't copy to tune is a one-off so anyone that is trying to get
their wife to copy my wife crack on I have but it stands like stands out
like a sore thumb and please don't make it do it it's just so awkward right it's
really not nice yeah if you copy our content no problem at all
you know if you if you want to do fishing on the farm but the frogs you
wonder I don't know jump in a lake or whatever yeah go for
you that's Tamizh there's only so many things you can record and publish for
all time life and time and that's what I've tried to explain to some people
I've gone to great deaths and I've even post pinned the comment and my reply to
the top of the post when some moment you say you did the same thing over and over
again we live in rural Ireland we go fishing we work on the farm we're
building the house we go swimming with my go to a temple what else do we do we
don't do anything else that is our life now if you don't like it or maybe
getting a little bit bored I'm not sorry I'm thank God we thank you for watching
all the videos that you have done already but if it comes like we know
full well that when we do a fishing video the videos drop you've got to be
an absolute number Nazi to to not look at you I'm not gonna go into analytic
but just grab by your pure viewing figures and your thumbs up we know
deficient videos aren't as popular as the build videos we know now that if we
sit down when we talk seriously we get loads of interaction from you people
want and you know a lot of you guys want to know a little bit more about being
tuned and a background and our plans but at the end of the day we've always
promised from day one we would do an honest blog for our channel and all
those are the fives they own honest flog as well and that's why I give I'm not
sure about this double life a mystic box I really don't know about that but the
other four most certainly
yes I love all trolls ie beggars and copycats apparently I've also put a note
here Wayne I can hear you egging me on to mention the snake but believe you me
his time will come mate probably when we've been YouTube just before it'll be
both barrels May so where is it it's in the bank so first first page gone I
think I don't know there's only 18 pages to go though no bear with me it's not
that bad maybe is this could be our worst lay in over this video let's go
with it anyway um so leads it off for me bacon I'm now can they go into believe
it or not brace yourselves patron now patron is I can just hear the
cries already is where you get money to a youtuber okay and now don't turn off
don't skip this bit all right just just just listen because you won't have heard
this before I can guarantee now most patron is or most youtubers or
cell patron for trying to do what guys while they're trying to do they try to
get the money from you for what to buy their beers to carry on living the life
that they live and what honestly I mean I'm not on I suppose on questioning but
I'm not dissing you I'm questioning why are you giving to these people and
getting nothing in return what you getting in return if you give someone I
don't know 10 pounds 50 pounds 100 pounds if you're gonna send someone a
piece okay what you getting in return yeah is is that the feel-good factor
that you're helping sustain someone or are you actually getting something for
you something physical for your money I'm
looking at now this is only a possibility but it's been playing it's
going in my head and I've only been going through this from something I saw
on on YouTube last week and I thought perhaps patron has a place now bear with
me what about if you joined patron when you join patron you send money but by
doing that you actually save money so I only thought about this the other day
Laveau well crazy idea what about when we may in turn set a fishing lake and
we're still doing YouTube and you know that you're gonna come to us - I don't
have a day or two Fisher or a week fishing and that sort of thing
and you're gonna book say we'll save the website and there will be the price okay
if you're a patron and let's say and I'm just plucking figures in let's say let's
say it's one pound but if you're a patron when you book we will give you 20
pounds off or for your patron is a hundred bar but we will give you 500
bath I'm pretty sure whether only we would be the only patrons whatever you
call it offering to actually not give you money
back but actually save you money sounds like a crazy idea how could it possibly
work it makes perfect sense to me but then again I am a little bit special
okay so I'm just putting that out there maybe it's a possibility but maybe
that's not enough maybe some of you guys will never want to or never can come to
us in the future when we've got a fishing park and that's the main reason
that we've started this video channel you know we wanted to raise the profile
of we are where we are rough the beam track
with a nice were like real roar location away from the madding crowd you can hear
a pin drop apart from the odd toxic going past now and again and the odd
motorbike but if you wanted to get away from it all in our opinion that this is
the place to come if you love fishing that's great
we'll have a library we'll have books we'll have we'll have DVDs for you to
take out of our little library as well as books well have a Playstation for the
kids that you can have for a week or so a few days we'll have a pool table we'll
have a dart board we'll have karaoke I hope that it's just
tune singing a new guys because you really don't want me to start wrecking
the mic I can tell you the ace of spades after about five Leos will not go well
you know so if you do want to come so as you join patron I'm sure we could set
something up where you actually save money but for you guys that can't or
don't want to come to us I'm getting back on right now what about if we
offered you something the our video channel can't offer you and I've
mentioned it to a few of you guys before in the comments and and tuned hasn't
seen this video yeah she's watching at the same time as you tunes right in the
book a few years ago and she spent a long long time compiling all these bits
and bobs together and I don't know a lot of people's well nearly everyone's life
story story is really amazing but Tunes you could you could probably make a full
feature-length film of it so if she finishes that and it would be a lot a
lot of effort I don't know what percentage of the way that she's very
probably not not even half but it would need to be then translated
by me and her my English is totally pants would have to get it proofreading
corrected maybe it's something that we could look
at so you know if you were looking to come to the fishing lake and and you
were interesting that sort of thing and it maybe it's something that we could
introduce I'm not saying we're definitely doing it I'm just putting out
there I'm just looking for a bit of bit of feedback we're not looking to make
money off you guys we're looking to say a fishing like live in the middle of
nowhere and if you want to come that's great but we will charge you we you know
we're not on we're not minted you know it's there's a
few of you guys I would consider you know good friends but that we've never
met before but you seem to be at the same ilk and
yeah that might be on sort of like you know come over and we might come to
yours you might come to why ours and yeah that's great but at the end of the
day we've we've got to feed the animals we've got to feed the fish and those
sorts of things so what I'm getting at is if if we've got you as a viewer and
you want to come and visit us and if we could try and sell for him some improved
patron where he would actually save money I mean where else in Thailand
could you get accommodation and fishing and food and karaoke cheaper than a Thai
national boo pixie dust have you ever seen that before for Lance getting
charged less entire people in Thailand just think about that for a second I'll
leave you the repel so let us know what you reckon on that I can't say that
right so future plans
as far as vlogging goes after this one the next one after this and I'm not sure
when because i'll that now I'll be in Thailand then so I'm gonna publish this
just before leaving for Heathrow like I said and then when I get to Heathrow
when it gets a Bangkok Tunes me to me straight off the plane and we're getting
straight on the bus so she's going the night before we're getting straight on
the bus it normally takes me a couple of days to go over there in that time I'm
probably not going to be doing any recording whatsoever but when turns
watching a rubbish Thai TV sorry love Indian movie that's in it's in Thai with
entire was it an Indian and with the subtitles so that the subtitles aren't
in English and they're always doing rubbish races and I know I do not hate
her I'm trying to be a little bit on the Buddhist side it's not my cup of tea I
like to do my video edits in then so I'll be doing a compilation so we've
done two so far this seems are going to have quite well is what if I'm honest
this is one of the heaviest editing physica have to go through reams and
reams of previous videos that we've uploaded but what the end result I'll
just love them when we look back believe you me me and to look back at the videos
and we'll piss this out we are absolutely rolling around
laughing you know whether it's the dogs or me falling over or getting a sauce
token all I sort of think we just love it so we will do a compilation and then
we'll get back to video right now please remember when we're back on back in the
village our video Internet is amazingly slow we're doing it on mobile data so
it's snail pace so we have to knock down the resolution that we're recording that
and I have heavily compress every single file so
you'll also see the length of the videos chopped right down so this is probably
going to be 75 hours this video most of our videos are going to be are denoted
five or six minutes now future plans for videos I've got some wacky way out ideas
for some video footage that haven't ever seen in Thailand before and I hope you
appreciate I'm not gonna give you any hints over here because we have got
trolls from other sites that do copy cars so just you know just bear with us
but I want to I want to try and get those things in in this higher
definition as as possible so it might be spasmodic when we upload a video I'd
love to do it like a three minute video every single day sometimes it might
happen sometimes it might be one a week sometimes it might be three a week -
it's gonna be all over the shop so bear with us I know people like to get into
their routine I will try and post the same sort of time every day and that
will be when toons watching a rubbish Thai TV I'll probably get will probably
get barred from Thai YouTube money you can't really say too much about Thai
stuff can you but I do if we said about seven eight nine o'clock in Thailand you
know you look in six or seven hours prior to that in the UK America six or
seven hours the other way and in Europe an hour or two of the other I think
that's pretty much the ideal it's fine okay so regardless of what day were
uploading or public publishing and that'll be the sort of time that we're
gonna do I might it's difficult for me I might
try and put in the description but a lot of people don't read the descriptions
and that's why recently I've tried to post and pin my comment right to the top
soon as a publisher I'll put my comment on there and a lot of the time I'm just
copy and paste I'm sorry but I'm copy and pasting what put my description
because the idea behind that is because we get so much interaction on the
channels I'm answering the same question you know maybe 10 times on a video so
rather than me typing it out and copy and paste in if you can please look at
the the top pinned comment or the description it would really help us to
give you an idea if we get a hundred comments on a video so so if we get you
know I will probably get a thousand views if we get a hundred hundred 20
comments on that that tastes quite fair and there's at least a couple of hours
over two days that's a couple of hours easy and you'll appreciate because I'm
sure all of you about an in-depth reply for me than me or Tyrion or both of us
so look at the top in common and you probably get a lot of your answers from
that anything else yeah yeah pop it down there not a problem at all
so why also we've got planned I honestly don't know how long we will YouTube for
I told you about our initial plan was to raise awareness and start build up like
a potential audience that could equate into people coming to visitors in the
future and yeah I know a lot of you have already asked when we can come and visit
you did it today but until we got there until we've got the lake open which is
due to be start construction in next March when the final lot of rental
people are up side the bit in the middle which is a basin that's where the lakes
gonna be it's gonna be approximately a try leading that's about 10 rye as we
build up the sides and landscape round there so the last people that are
renting that area for rice at the moment currently that's in March so depending
on the rainy season if it comes when it's supposed to do we've got enough
time to get the lake dug if it comes early so this this year it was late it
becomes early next year honestly as soon as they put that first bucket in the the
water is already there so we won't be able to dig it next year if that is the
case if the rain gods are with us we can get it dug but we're not gonna just let
it fill up and then throw the fish in there and we're not gonna let people
fish it straight away what we're trying to do is create a jungle environment
it's gonna be a bamboo farm it's gonna be a bamboo jungle fishing park okay so
you're gonna be fishing in a jungle it's gonna be all rustic don't get me wrong
your bungalows are gonna be nice not as nice as Gordon tickles Pat's but they're
gonna be nice guys and a nice little restaurant a nice little showered area
to do it with a fire pit so you can barbecue you catch depending on with the
species of fish but what I'm getting has it we're not gonna open straightaway to
the public initially our plans when when we feel that the lake and the fish are
ready and all the plants are established then we may look at just opening
weekend's first of all so weekends for for Thai people for local people
it's gonna be priced I mean if you're into your fishing it's going to be
incredibly cheap compared to like gillum's
and boom some rain and all that forget those prices
it'll be nowhere near that but it won't be a 50 bar for your rod okay there's a
lot of time and effort some of you guys that have
fish fish stock ponds and all that love you you know we've been poached we've
had to restock the time and effort getting these fish up to monstrous sizes
it takes time you know it's and when they were stolen it was it just broke
her heart so we're about to start again to some degree so we won't compromise
you know on that so it might just be open Friday Saturday Sunday come over
the bar restaurant will be open they'll be cold Leos and Chang's and home tongs
and all that lot and they'll be drunken karaoke as well and they'll be somewhere
to stay now I think initially we're looking at maybe many permitted finances
permitting two bungalows to start with near the lake now remember we are in the
middle of nowhere there are snakes and scorpions and mosquitoes is not you know
all-singing all-dancing in the middle of the city it's it's it's real you know
out on this stick stuff now if you want to come and the two bungalows up like
maybe over go three I don't know how much that how far the money's going to
stretch at the moment maybe were fully booked maybe or not if we are fully
booked and we haven't sold a house in the village then you can rent the house
you know you can cook for yourselves or you can just come back down we can give
you your motorbike just turned up in the morning with your aunt no was getting
your breakfast and then get your rods again and but get back on the lake stay
all day get drunk again just top up sing on you karaoke and then we can even
drive you back if I'm not too drunk to maybe can take you back on your boat on
the motorbike and then back to the house up there if you can just stay on the
farm don't worry about security it's gonna be fenced we're gonna have a pack
of dogs on there you know spoon is the most intelligent ferocious dog I've ever
seen in my life Bambi should lick everyone to death plop ain't gonna it is
a good Barker but nothing else you know but there are gonna be other dogs
and they will be fine with you guys because you'll be introduced to them but
anyone else they're just gonna get the back ripped out if they come on the land
so don't worry about security on first aid train so if you get snake bite I'm
not saying I'm sucking the poison out but maybe we can get the tomb trained up
we've already thought about it you know for snake bites and that sort of thing
if it's not your cup of tea honestly don't even think about coming you'll
have to I'm not saying roughing you know there
will be mosquito nets and repellents and all those sorts of things but living out
there and holiday and out there you've got to be prepared for this sort of
thing and I wouldn't want to give anyone the wrong impression so it's wrong life
real Thailand if you still want to come but you not sure if you could handle
that come with your winter months come sort
of right November till January it's a little bit cooler it's super dry you
might even see a mosquito of the time okay so that might be an option as well
other than that I don't know really what else to let you know about we will be
setting up next year a website like we haven't really finalized that the name
of the places I'm back and around the idea of maybe sort of like bamboo like
fishing lake breeze or something along those lines let's get some input you
know if you've got some ideas the mo mat castaways and then some little Stoller
last year some some big some big lake in the tourist area so yeah if you can come
up with an idea so it's on a jungle theme
we've got what we're gonna have a lot of acres of bamboo and it's gonna be
fishing it's got accommodation it's got karaoke restaurant pull darts you know
if you think if someone pops in your head you could even put it on your
little video that you can upload for us into your little
viewer section okay so other than that I can't really think too much house will
do an old-school shout out some people that I've already shouted out before but
some people just make me piss myself laughing stinky polecat oh if it makes
you laugh just the name yeah it's terrible language terrible terrible
language you really need to have a word with yourself about that but oh my god
very funny Vince or mr. invincible 42 oh I can't
remember your name but yeah toons barmy army 0-1 yeah always quality oh my god
there's so many obviously Wayne makes me laugh Brad as
well Jesus there's so many of you but there's a lot of people that send as
well as taking the piss you know you give it a give as advice as well Jim as
well or always good I shouldn't have started this because I'm gonna miss out
about 500 people in England you didn't tell he didn't say no cuz I can I
already obviously I can only mention one or two on the little comments at the end
of the video so that's why don't feel aggrieved send us a little video to the
clip below to the to the link below and then you'll get your own three seconds
or 10 seconds of fame do it I think I think it'll be really really cool
and then shout out wise other than the viewers is and I've done it before but
my sister Sam I'm a brother-in-law Pete will help me stay in your house free of
charge now they bought a house but not moved
into it so they didn't get robbed while I was there that was for sure we all
know and without the scousers but I didn't
steal anything honest not that you can prove anyway and I was having an asthma
attack every night because the workouts in there before I moved in so thanks for
that I did have my blue inhaler did I nearly killed me off but I stayed for
free so I've saved a shedload of money a problem has probably saved me half a
bungalow my mum because I've secretly stayed at hers when I'm not supposed to
she's not out she's allowed to do that but she let me do it a couple of times
mum does move washing cooks for me everything she's a pillar of strength
when I'm depressed I'm oh I know I come over grumpy I'm a vicious anyway it's
just my style I'm happier I'm a happy clappy on the insides you would say when
I'm in the UK my glass is always half-empty I am depressed as hell to
give you an idea my favorite all-time program is grumpy old men I love that I
should be on that but it might be too grumpy for it emember master put up with
that she does
when she sees as entire litter she turns over every year generally speaking
she understands why and I know it's no excuse because I should be happy to back
back in the UK see my mom my sister my brother-in-law and my son and my
daughter although they're adults now and only normally get a call if they need
somebody that's not the joke I love them to bits they gray and absolutely great
kids but you know I should be happy into the UK but my heart is in Thailand in
Mattoon you know it's it's always been that way we've always wanted to live
there and come this December at the very latest that's that's it so I'm just I
feel like I'm trying to I'm falling over the line now I've got a lot left in the
tank you know but well I will get there and come December I'm not saying you'll
see a happy clappy vlogger that will never happen but you know I will be I
think we've talked about a few times with food that is tuned and leaves
utopia that is our dream like that is our fairy tale we've always thought we
would get there but we dreamed about getting there we hope that we'd get
there but to actually get there it's in touch and distance now it's an amazing
feeling Wayne's done it Gordon's done it Brad's
done it Paul's done it Harry's done it but what about mr. box but he's in
Thailand somewhere maybe I'm not even sure if he's in Thailand okay but you
know we've all gone through it to some degree and then when you get there
you've got all the stresses or the problems and that but believe you me it
is worth it you know some of you guys are just like by God Jesus this that
they don't like to is it just like you get in the mindset well whatever
yeah out I'll curse I'm swear but tomorrow's another day and you're just
it's the Thai way you know you just stiff upper lip and you just what was
his chances that happen I can't believe it happen but we'll carry on
I think Gordon said it once when there was a little old lady and she had corn
in the field will rice in the field or something and he got flood in it all
gosh got washed away and she's a poor lady
and the next thing pay someone else reset the re sowed the crop start again
don't winch get on with it and that's mean to like we do winch but then we get
on the last shout out and I'm gonna try not to get emotional about this because
Wayne will say get a grip mate don't with any of that girlie namby-pamby
stuff is and I know I'm guilty of not looking into the camera
but remember tune will be watching this same times you guys and this is a
hundred percent for tune my wife thank you thank you for remaining strong all
these years this work trip has been almost two months that's how many videos
we had to take move it we were getting a stockpile of about three videos a day
because we knew two months was coming up we knew that video the YouTube would
destroy our channel if we didn't keep posting so that's why we've stopped
particle two months is the longest that mean to have ever been away for I don't
know how many years we've done it so many years ago we've forgotten what it's
like and it's always hard when we leave it leave it leave each other mean to
live in each of his pockets I think about the hearts are on the video before
we don't have a huge amount of friends we've got a select few really really
close friends but me and Tony even went to was in the UK we used to go
everywhere and do everything together that's me into and that's our style
mainly because she's jealous and so am I so it's so hard to
be away from each of it toon has to be in the house alone and I
know she gets a lot of help from this certainly this time from a younger
nephew lek and a very very good friend POA as well and she looks after the
house we've got the little shop that she has to take care of we've got the
chickens we've got the dogs we've got the fish and topper that forgot the farm
as well and and toes she only had a couple of driving lessons so any stock
that she has to get he's done on the motorbike so I fully fully appreciate
and understand what you have to go through every time I'm back in the UK
and this time has been the hardest ever in my book I think maybe for you as well
and I just want to let you know not for much longer mrs. mrs. conk
Lumiere like now that Matt Mac thanks for watching guys and compilation next
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Propaganda to poison society! Deaths due to drug addiction...
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Swallow your pills, drink like an idiot and stay a zero. Relax, get high and suck your next "lines".
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I strengthen my body and my spirit! One life for the struggle!
I free myself!
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A - B - C - D - E - F - G H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P
Q - R - S - T - U- V, W - X - Y and Z
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The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish. swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.
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The incy wincy spider Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain And washed the spider out
Out came the sun And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider Climbed up the spout again
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Down came the rain And washed the spider out
Out came the sun And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider Climbed up the spout again
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Down came the rain And washed the spider out
Out came the sun And dried up all the rain
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