♫ Oh baby it might seem like a crush ♫
♫ But it doesn't mean, that I'm serious ♫
Just so you know. I didn't wash my hair.
Hello world!
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Today, I'm telling you a story that proves I'm still somehow attractive.
Somehow.
So one day, I finished dinner with my friend and I hop on the bus heading home.
It was a crowded bus, so once I spot an empty seat, I immediately went for it.
That seat was at the last row, and I couldn't help but notice.
The guy on the other seat looks like an Indian boy.
Not racist.
Just assumption, which turned out correct.
Keep watching.
However, I have no willing to interact with anyone because it was a cold rainy day.
I had dinner take over, umbrella and bus ticket in my hand.
All I wanted was a safe and steady ride back home.
Around 10 minutes later, my bus ticket fell onto the floor because a car brake.
But I waited until the bus went steady and then reach out for it.
Once I pick it up, the guy said: "Oh, so it's yours."
And I responded: "Yeah, glad it's fine."
I said that because the ticket has chip in it, and the floor was wet due to the weather.
So it's good that the chip stay dry.
Few minutes later, he pulled out his phone, and start showing me
an Indian restaurant location, and wonder if this bus will take him there.
Boy might have home sick. Okay?
I told him which stop to get off and how to walk to the restaurant.
But eventually, I told him I will get off the bus a stop before him.
So he just need to get off the bus a stop after my...
A STOP AFTER MY STOP.
THE STOP AFTER-
YOU GET THE POINT.
You think the conversation will be over?
No!
He started talking about on how good my English is, and even claimed he saw me before.
Which reminds me of a time when my mom and I was at a flea market.
An old lady was trying to sell my mom a teacup.
So she used the same trick:
"I FeEl LiKe I hAvE sEeN yOu BeFoRe."
It was our first time visiting there.
We were at New York City.
I'm- I'm gonna press X.
And then he started talking about his job, the reason why he is here, and…
I cannot recall any detail because I had that "pretend to be listening" mode on.
Oh, he even hinted me he will be free during the weekend and don't know what to do.
Bro, are you expecting me to ask you out?
Clearly you know nothing about me.
Finally, when I was about to get up and leave, he asked: Can I add you on Facebook?
Now y'all know I don't have Facebook.
So I told him the truth.
Which might 100% sounds like an excuse for him.
And his face immediately trued long.
I'm talking about light speed fast here. Okay?
And I don't know what happened to my brain.
But I smiled at him and said...
"Maybe next time."
HOE, WHEN!?
Are you going to create a Facebook account just for him?
You better pick up your short circuit butt and get out of that bus immediately!
As I was distracted by him, I thought somebody already ring the bell, but it turns out…
Nobody ring the bell, so I missed my stop.
And then, a thought hit me.
Oh no, now he should get off the bus at this stop instead of the next one.
So I look back at his direction, hoping to have eye contact.
But he was looking outside the window like he was hurt.
I- I wonder- I wonder why?
I was at the very front of the bus right next to the exit door.
And he was at the very end of the bus, and the bus was still crowded.
Am I going to yell out he should get off the bus with me?
NO.
So I left my conscience behind, got off the bus, thinking how confused he will be
When he found out the direction I gave was totally nonsense at that point.
Dude, if you are watching this…
I don't even remember your name...
Yo! So I heard you like story time with Ann type of video.
So here you come.
You are welcome.
I also enjoy this, so...
Yeah (x7)
Ah. Um. What am I going to say...
OHHH!
And I also heard you enjoyed chatting with me live.
So... BOOM!
Another #TeamAlienPoopTime. December 17th.
Hong Kong Time 8 PM.
Block your time slot.
Sister. Brother.
Is there going to be another exciting announcement during this live stream?
Um. All I can say is: Join the live stream to find out.
Other than that, don't forget to subscribe.
And, ah, what's my outro line...
Don't forget to subscribe! (Yeah, sub twice)
And I'll see you in the live stream! HAHA.
You bet I was going to say something else. NO!
Stay well my fellow aliens!
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