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COMIC BOOK MOVIES 2017 *RECAP* - Duration: 10:32.
So, 2017 in my opinion, has been the best year for superhero movies ever.
Sure, some of these aren't as good as others, but overall it's just been quite spectacular.
So, now that they've all come out, it's time to talk about them.
Also, I've kind of made a bit of a mess for myself with this video.
Every year since 2014 I've done a best comic book movie of insert year where I pitch the
comic book films of that year against each other to determine which is the best.
It's pretty fun, but a few months ago I made a video called Best Superhero Movie of
the 2010s, where I really talked about most of these so doing all that again seems kinda
pointless.
So this year I'm switching it up.
I'm gonna do quick little mini-reviews of all the comic book movies from this year up
front, including ones that I haven't really talked about previously, and then I'm just
gonna go through a few points that I feel can be taken away from this year's lineup.
Also, I haven't seen Wilson, which is apparently based on a graphic novel.
So sorry if you came here for my Wilson review.
So first, quick recap of all the movies either based on comic books or graphic novels from
this year, I know some people will say they're not comic book movies, they're graphic novel
movies, whatever, just go with it:
The Lego Batman Movie Hilarious Batman spoof, it's funniest for
Batman fans but still really enjoyable for a casual audience member, falters a little
in the third act.
9.5/10
Logan Emotional, exciting, well made, gripping,
brutal as all hell with some of the best performances ever in a superhero film.
9.8/10
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 Not as good as the first, but a very enjoyable
funny film with likable characters and some super creative comic book-y aspects that gets
a little bogged down by some sometimes slightly rushed-feeling character development and a
slower middle part.
8.8/10
Wonder Woman Fun period piece superhero film with two very
charismatic leads that is great for most of it and then has a pretty disappointing finale.
8.8/10
Spider-Man: Homecoming Probably the biggest surprise this year for
me, and a pleasant one.
I was expecting it to be super average and it was so enjoyable and so much fun, plus
the really relatable fun teen Peter Parker stuff and the MCU aspect sets this apart from
the other Spider-Man films.
9.7/10
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets One of the most visually stunning comic book
films with an amazing world that is really dragged down by bad performances and an honestly
pretty terrible script.
I'm glad I saw it in the cinema, would not watch it again.
5/10
Atomic Blonde Has one of the best action scenes I've maybe
ever seen in a film and is overall a fun action ride, but the story is a little weak though,
with cliches, some confusing moments and motivations and a certain narrative device that just shouldn't
have been in there.
7.6/10
Kingsman: The Golden Circle Considering it was my most anticipated film
of the year, I was disappointed, especially by the story and how it dealt with certain
characters and certain….plot lines it introduced, but I love the first film and the characters
that it set up so much that I enjoyed seeing them again.
Plus some of the new characters were pretty cool.
I know that's subjective, but I liked that.
Plus there is some pretty spectacular action here and one or two decently interesting and
emotional moments occasionally.
6.9/10
Thor: Ragnarok Very funny film and easily the most memorable
Thor film, it's creative and colorful and a joy to watch.
It doesn't really have a lot of heart to it and a lot of potentially dramatic moments
are hard to take seriously which is a little disappointing.
Also not all the jokes land, specifically that opening scene, but on the whole it's
just so much fun that you kind of forget about that stuff.
9/10
Justice League This is my X-Men Apocalypse of this year,
the movie a lot of people hated that I had a lot of fun with.
The story, possibly due to reshoots, is the biggest problem with this film, it's quite
generic, and it does have a lot of stupid moments, and the villain sucks, but I had
a good time with it overall.
It felt like a long episode of the Justice League cartoon I watched growing up and that
was cool to see.
Plus I liked most of the characters and this is the best version of Superman we've seen
in a long time.
7.8/10
Also, here's my ranking from best to worst cuz I know people will ask about that.
So yeah, here it is.
Alright, so, what is there to take away from this year?
Both positive and negative, trends that we saw in these films, and what's coming next.
Well first up….
Creative control This point kind of relates to my next two,
but this year we finally got away from the studio notes and interfering kind of thing
more.
Well, for the most part.
Wonder Woman wasn't cut to pieces like most of the other DCEU films and Patty Jenkins
got to carry out her vision, Taika Waititi brought a very distinct comedic style to Thor:
Ragnarok and people loved it, James Gunn got to make his sequel as weird as he wanted and
I loved those parts of it, and James Mangold got to make the Wolverine movie that he's
probably always wanted to.
Really to look at this progression I'd say compare The Wolverine to Logan.
The Wolverine is a fun but not super unique superhero film.
It doesn't feel like it was made by a person with a distinct vision, its enjoyable but
not incredibly memorable.
Logan feels like it is definitely made by someone who has a story they want to tell
and know how they want to tell it.
And surprisingly Fox is the studio that let James Mangold and the team behind Logan do
this much more risky venture.
Which is surprising for them for a lot of reasons.
Now sometimes full creative control isn't a great thing, maybe someone could've said,
hey Matthew Vaughn and whoever's writing this movie, that sex scene's a little weird,
and this subplot is kind of bad, and this scene just doesn't make a lot of sense for
these characters.
Oh also, you cured death.
But to be fair, some creative choices that were made in that movie I actually did like.
So hey, overall, this is definitely a positive trend I wanna see continue.
Different stuff This is great, I've said for a long time
that if superhero movies want to stay popular they have to change things, make movies in
different genres and take risks.
And that's what's been happening, and I love it.
And by the looks of the box office, most people love it too.
You just have to look at how Logan, Thor: Ragnarok, and Spider-Man Homecoming did to
see that if you make a good movie that is also different and more unique than others,
people will show up to watch.
And Justice League isn't doing great at the box office, and that was a much more standard
superhero film in terms of story and ideas.
So yeah, people like when there's a variety of different and creative stuff.
If everything's the same then the market just gets oversaturated and people lose interest.
Of course quality is mostly still the biggest indicator of how popular a film will be, a
film can be very creative and still not be all that great, and a film can be more standard
in terms of plot and still be a ton of fun, but different and creative stuff is what's
going to keep this genre alive.
This year also showed that there is room for all different kinds of inventive stuff, not
everything has to be similar.
For example, not everything has to be super dark but also not everything has to be super
fun Avengers kind of thing.
There's room for stuff on both sides and places in the middle.
Mainstream stuff getting more meta Now this has been happening for a little while,
and with superhero movies really it started with the MCU I think, but mainly got going
with Deadpool last year.
And now this year, a lot of the mainstream stuff is super meta, even the stuff that you
wouldn't really expect.
Like yes, Spider-Man and Guardians are very meta in their own ways, but Lego Batman is
just outright a Batman spoof through and through that happens to be animated Lego.
And Thor: Ragnarok in a lot of ways felt like a spoof of the MCU to me.
Like there were a few times where I expected the characters to turn to the camera all Deadpool
style and acknowledge what was happening.
So I think there's still place for genuine stuff and frankly it's kind of refreshing
when you see a movie of this kind these days that isn't super snarky and self-referential,
but if it continues to be as funny as it was in these two films, then I'm happy to see
more.
More personal stories/solo movies still work This one doesn't need a lot of explanations,
but it was nice to see this year that even though it seems like big team movies where
the world's gonna be destroyed are the only movies out there, movies that have relatively
smaller stakes are still great and people still go see them.
Homecoming is a fantastic example of, hey, Vulture's not gonna blow up all of the universe,
he's just a guy selling weapons who Spider-Man has to stop.
And along the way Peter Parker grows as a person.
Great stuff, and it's great to get little breathers here and there from this is the
end of the entire world type stories.
Big changes are coming Now, looking to the future of these movies,
this year really signalled that a bunch of stuff is gonna change.
Not so much for Marvel Studios, they're sticking to what they do well and it looks
like that's gonna continue going forward, but for Marvel/Fox and DC, yeah, stuff's
changing.
Firstly, female led comic book movies got a big boost this year, a little from Atomic
Blonde which iI think was a decent commercial success, but mostly obviously from Wonder
Woman.
I thought this was incredibly obvious, but female-led superhero movies before this weren't
failures because they were female-led, it's cuz they were awful.
So now that a good one was made and it made a ton of money, finally these movies can get
more attention, as can women in the movie industry in general.
We've got a sequel coming up, plus Captain Marvel, plus maybe a Black Widow movie, and
really it's just looking much better for these films going forward than it did at the
start of the year.
Then also for DC, Justice League's so far pretty disappointing box office is gonna change
stuff up.
This was a hard turn into lighter more Marvel-ish stuff for the DCEU.
Now I actually liked this tone for Justice League, it doesn't fit every character in
this universe but for this kind of thing, sure I thought it worked, and I'd be happy
to see that in a sequel.
But I hope DC doesn't look at these box office numbers and say, oh people didn't
turn out for that as much as we wanted, let's completely change everything again!
No, try to stick with this world and just make it better, as in get better writers and
don't reshoot and re-edit everything to death.
The story and structure of Justice League was my biggest problem, I actually kinda liked
how cheesy and colorful and cartoon-ish it was.
So regardless of which direction they go with this, I'm pretty sure something's gonna
be switched up over at the DCEU, whether it's in terms of actual content or quality.
And for the X-Men, this was already set in motion by Deadpool, but Logan really confirmed
what Marvel/Fox's niche now is, different, outside the box, mostly r-rated superhero
films.
We've got New Mutants, then Deadpool 2, then Gambit, and now a Multiple Man movie.
Different genres with creative visions, sounds fantastic to me.
So those were my thoughts on the comic book movies of this year.
What did you think of all of these?
Let me know all of your thoughts down below in the comments.
While you're at it be sure to like this video, check out my Instagram and Twitter
@bhl_hudson, check out this podcast about movies and TV and whatnot I do every other
Friday with a friend of mine, it's called The Poorly Planned Podcast, and subscribe
for more videos like the one you just watched.
Thanks for watching and I'll see ya next time.
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REACT COMIDA MAIS APIMENTADA DO MUNDO!/ Minha despedida do Canadá! - Duration: 8:06.
É o macarrão mais apimentado da Coreia
Eu vou preparar para voces
e depois disso
voces tem que provar
É muito apimentado
cheira cheira!
Jakelynne nao morra! (kkk)
ta tudo bem?
claro que nao!
e agora??
mas estou bem...
mas queima queima...
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【40000 Subscriber!!!!】Something about me recently - Duration: 2:31.
Hello Youtube! this is drumstick speaking
how's your personal goal going when the year is almost end?
some of my goals have not been accomplished yet.
I was hoping that I could reach 10k subscribers, and I actually did.
Then I set another goal of 50k subscribers this year
but I failed.....
....not entirely,
there are still 23 days left and I still keep hopes on it.
Some of you might have noticed that
I wasn't update my channel as frequented as the past
it was because that I was offered a job, you can see me wearing the uniform
in a steampunk themed cafe.
I worked as a bulters
with my maid collegues
and bulters as well
we worked hard too, obviously
we served meals
and interacted with our customers - we called them "adventurers"
expected to give them some exploring experiences through these interactions.
Our meals are really worth trying , by the way.
Please stop by our cafe if you had a chance to visit Taiwan.
I started a new channel called " Fancy Resonance"
mainly upload covers of anime songs to this channel with friends,
Sometimes with rearranged, unplugged covers as well.
Please subscribe our channel,
share and like our videos
if you like anime songs and our videos.
we would continue to bring more videos
with better quality and innovation.
the "FR" channel link is in the description
please subscribe and share to all your friends
it was not an easy achievement for me to reach 40k subscribers on my channel,
thanks for all your support
it was not an easy year for me, either
shXt happened and
striked issues that almost made my channel permanently closed.
but we went through them anyway.
I'll keep producing videos
and hoping to make friends with you, as usual.
this will continue being my goal,
and I hope you all can keep supporting me.
Personally I hope
my channel can reach 100k subscribers in 2018.
it is December now and its hard to get 60k more subscribers by the end of the year
anyway, we'll keep working on it.
thanks for your supporting, this is drumstick
byebye
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This works. John Ashfords Story about Being You and Changing the World - Duration: 4:37.
"What we have done so far doesn't work...This works." - John Ashford, Youth worker in the USA
I chose to come to a Being You, Changing The World class
but about two years ago it chose me
because I was in resistance of something being different in my life.
I've been working with youth for over 25 years and I was like,
"I'm tired of government, I'm of tired of living,
I'm tired of all this shit."
My money wasn't adding up and about November 2015
my friend called me and said, "You need to get this book."
I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna this book."
So, about two days later she said,
"I thought that you haven't paid attention to what I asked you to do.
Go get this book!"
So, I purchased the book and shit start to happen.
It got to the point in the book about money,
I have always had this connection of this lifetime of being African-American
to not being able to have money and do good things on the planet Earth.
He said, "Put some money in your wallet."
I had some bills to pay, I went straight to the credit union.
I grabbed a hundred dollars - I don't have my wallet with me...
I still have that same hundred-dollar bill.
Contracts from Portland Public Schools start to come in,
people start calling me to do work.
I've always been a person to work with people's energy
and I'm like, "there's something here..."
Bars was cool.
But Foundation...
Foundation took me back to the one I really always have been,
that I've been hiding.
The power that I was able to tap into,
that has always been mine; that I've always been playing it small,
I was done.
I was done with being me on planet Earth
as this old person of not knowing who I was and what I came to do.
My entire life I knew that there had to be something more
and Foundation allowed me to tap into that,
Access and Dain's book has given me tools,
now the magic showed up,
is that I had to take care of me first
and after I started getting stronger, I was like,
"What would this do if I gave it to some of my gangsters
and some of the African-Americans who had this
black lives matter stuff going on?"
I was like, "What is that really about?"
I kept on feeling like that something's wrong with that
I was like, how do you empower a group of people
to go back to who they originally were....being themselves?
So, I just start buying books
and I started giving this to all the kids that I was working with.
They were responding in kind. They were like,
"I'm not fucked up!"
I say, "You never were fucked up."
Then I got to the school district, I have a contract with the school district,
"I said I had a curriculum that I was using
and I was like, "Well, I'm gonna do some of the Tai Chi's stuff with them."
But, what I'm going to base my entire curriculum on for this year was
"Being You, Changing the World"
So, I started copying chapters
and all we did for the longest was just tools
because if you don't know about the US,
we have this race issue going on and I was like,
"this not really a race issue, it's a issue of not knowing who you are."
So, I'm saying, "if I could get people to know who they are
all this other fucking shit will fall to the wayside".
Gang members have killed themselves,
governments have stayed in systems,
kids has going on probation from 15 to 40 {years}, {are in} in prisons.
What we're doing does not work,
this works!
Access consciousness works because it's not a religion,
it's not a sex thing,
most people got sex issues, already.
That's why they make it a sex thing
but it's not about that.... It's about being you!
I've been that half boy my entire life
until probably the last year or so
and now I'm feeling like I'm locked and loaded
and ready to bring magic.
Because that magic is the unknown for me
that makes everything possible.
Find out more on:
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Getting Back with Dave Benson Phillips Episode 5 of 5: Get Your Own Fun House Back - Duration: 29:55.
I'm Pat Sharp I'm a DJ and TV presenter hosted 'Fun House' from 1989 to 1999.
What's my biggest disappointment? Dave Benson Phillips.
[LOVEJOY THEME]
How would I describe Benson? I wouldn't.
Do I have to?
Well an odd man though...
in some ways one that I kind of miss.
It's been an experience managing Ryan...
a manageable experience...
And Dave also learned a lot from me like vlogging.
Hi it's me DBP check out my merch!
[CASH REGISTER]
If you're going to rip me off why don't you go the whole hog and get chiseled abs and an amazing haircut?
But life throws up some surprises from time to time...
...which makes you reassess things.
Ghosts from your past.
Dee - Ryan's former manager.
Former manager. Former sexual lover.
Yeah we're very much over on both counts.
And those ghosts turn up when you least expect it and throw your world on its head.
Do we really have to do this on camera?
We always used to... the camera was on top of my Transformers box set.
I thought you were ok with it cos you smiled once.
Look at this it's a sign.
A letter addressed to Pat Sharp apparently.
If Pat Sharp and me can let bygones be bygones
we could get together and co-present a new TV gameshow
'Get Your Own Fun House Back.'
I think a bit of wee just came out.
Complication?
I don't know you mean.
If I did it I'd have to give up managing Ryan.
and everything else from 'Candle-making with Dave Benson Phillips'
to 'Zombie Apocalypse preparation with Dave Benson Phillips'.
What complication?
That's Ryan all over. Blind to the obvious.
I don't get it.
[THEME TUNE STING]
Dave Benson Phillips is considering life without Ryan Marten.
Here he is thinking back to happier times.
Ryan Marten is considering new life
that appears to have come from the loins of Ryan Marten.
Maybe I could teach you to vlog and subscribe and follow and use filters and stuff.
There's so much you can learn from me.
Baby, have you shit yourself?
Yes.
- So... - So.
- Well not really, fella unless... - No... nope. Ryan's
- Nothing. - No news.
Ryan's former manager and girlfriend from Newcastle has requested a DNA sample to
determine the father of her child.
Do they follow you everywhere?
Oh come on, guys... Dave!!
[SCREAM]
Just wacthing. Always...
Mr. Benson Phillips' shopping. He asked for nappies. Is he having problems again?
I think they're for the baby.
What baby?
Ryan is vlogging.
Hey all you Ryanos out there
and baby Ryanos yeah you little guys who need nappies, pushchairs,
cots, rattles, breast milk you know...
This really isn't gonna work.
I used to watch your TV show.
Oh cool beans.
- Always had a thing for older men. - And Ryan...
Are you a single man, Dave?
No I'm afraid not.
Ring on your finger - that leaves nine left to play.
Excuse me.
What? Fingers don't count.
[PHONE RINGS]
Are you going to answer that?
Nah I've got to get ready for a big meeting.
As Dave Benson Phillips wondered if old wounds could be healed the phone continued to ring as
Dave had not worked out how to activate his voicemail.
Never answers.
Meet Pat, patch things up with him
with him and put together a new gungey gameshow.
We're cooking on gas.
Every child needs a father...
Every gungey gameshow host needs a gungey gameshow.
'Every Pat Sharp needs a Dave Benson Phillips' - I'm not saying that - they guy's a liability!
Dave Benson Phillips and Ryan Marten may be about to go their separate ways.
Dave into entertainment,
Ryan into fatherhood which he may find less entertaining.
Is it difficult?
What do you mean?
Looking after a tiny little human being.
Look, Ryan, in some ways parenting is pretending.
You pretend that you know what you're doing when in fact you probably don't.
The older that you get the more you realise it's okay.
I mean we've been learning pretending ever since we were children long before
you learn anything sensible or boring you learn how to pretend.
You're gonna be pretending and using your imagination and well actually in the end
all you can do is the best that you can do.
I wish you were my dad.
Pathos.
How we all feel.
Now that's pathos.
Meet Pat, patch things up with him
and put together a new gungey gameshow!
Mr Benson Phillips, how do you know he wants to?
Well this came through my letterbox addressed to Pat Sharp.
Why would Pat Sharp write to himself and then post it to you?
Me before I had my hair cut. Don't tell Mr. Benson Phillips but my mum used to
work on Fun House. I think Pat Sharp's my dad.
MUSIC "Fun House"
Don't keep filming us.
I did that vlogging stuff now I'm behind the camera.
Dee is refusing to cooperate with the production crew.
The crew will calm her down with the offer of a solo piece to camera and off camera booze.
I did manage Ryan it's a bit more corporate now. Blue sky thinking. Low hanging fruit.
A cappuccino machine next to the crèche.
There's this woman in the office. Tara.
That's her actual name. Tara.
Invited me to the polo. Horses and posh people drinking Pimm's and I made the
silly joke pretend and I thought you meant the mints: Polo mints.
She hadn't even heard of them. How far removed from normality do you have to be
if you haven't heard of Polos?
So that's why I'm here: to catch up with a lad who knows his mints.
Oi! It's illegal to open mail that's not addressed to you.
But most mail is addressed to me so I don't really have that dilemma.
Not so much faecal matter coming through but I sniff before opening. Just in case.
Why've you got Pat Sharp's mail?
No reason. I'm not planning a gameshow without you so that I'll be too busy to manage you.
Obviously. So what is it?
It's a gas bill. It's a sign. A sign that we're cooking on gas.
Dave is embarking on a journey to find Pat Sharp's house after receiving a gas bill
for Pat sharp revealling the new address of said Pat Sharp.
Put in the postcode...
...and we're off.
Dave's journey begins.
MUSIC "Playdays Theme Tune"
Dave soon discovers his journey may not
take as long as he previously thought as Pat Sharp apparently lives next door.
- Here we go!
Dave's carbon footprint is unmatched by
any other former children's TV presenter.
Who knew that he lived next door? [LAUGHS]
Sometimes it's best just to go with it. He'll tire eventually and move on to something else.
Results. Never been so nervous since opening A Level results.
12 A*s thank you very much.
They were me mate Jodie's but I helped her revise.
[LUKE GURGLES] - I know, darling. What?
For added tenstion I asked the crew to withhold the opening of the DNA results.
- Why? - For added tension. - Right.
Isn't this lovely, Pat?
Greatest rivalry in children's TV gameshow history.
Dave Benson Phillips believes he is outside
the house of TV rival Pat Sharp who hosted the gameshow Fun House amongst
other things that do not include hosting the gameshow Fun House.
Shit just got real.
The real Fun House. Pat Sharp's place. Home of the mullet.
His old place had a huge glass jar collection of wigs.
Yeah always a wig. Never a follicle between us.
We're outside his next-door nighbour's.
Next door.
Ryan is reading some DNA results passed on to him by
production crew showing that another man has tested negative to be the baby's father.
I only ever enter a competition if I knew that I'm the only contestant.
I thought this is going to say I'd won the baby.
Umm, guys...
Ryan is annoyed other men had both the capability and opportunity to father the baby.
This is my old manager I hadn't seen her since she started popping into Nando's...
for more than just a peri-peri chicken butterfly.
Other restuarants are available.
So you had a Marco in Zizzi's too did you?
It can't be Marco who *put the petrol in the car*.
Put the petrol in the car?
Dee is using a metaphor.
What does that even mean? Put the petrol in the car?
I'm saying in the petrol station Marco would put *the hose into the petrol cap*
but *the petrol produced was not of a grade to make it all the way to the engine*.
So what could happily *fill up with petrol knowing there was no danger of the car ever starting*.
Dave Benson Phillips and Pat Sharp: greatest rivalry
in children's TV gameshow history.
[DOOR KNOCK]
It's funny, I can hardly remember what he looks like.
- Yes? - Pat Sharp?
Yes.
Could you explain who you are?
Patricia. Patricia Sharp.
Pat for short. Just moved in.
The postman must've delivered the gas bill to the wrong address.
Dave Benson Phillips thinks he's meeting
with former TV rival Pat Sharp. He is in fact meeting his female neighbour
Patricia Sharp who I encouraged to move in next door in order to add dramatic
tension to the documentary and contrive a plot point.
Isn't this lovely, Pat?
Doesn't it bother you that Pat Sharp appears to be a woman?
No actually to tell you the truth
we used to dabble with that sort of thing back in the day.
I had a firm called 'Gender reassignment with Dave Benson Phillips'
Yeah it's really successful it was
well up until the police got involved. Yeah it seems that you need more than
enthusiasm to be a surgeon.
Dave makes himself at home.
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
Mr. Benson Phillips has really got his hopes up if you could just play along
otherwise it's a trip for us both to the gunge tank.
I know we know we've had our differences, Pat.
Right... have we?
That squabble we had over the tape of the last episode of Lovejoy.
Never seen 'Lovejoy'. Never seen 'Fun House'
Never seen 'Get Your Own Back'. When I was a kid I read books.
Monday morning I'd come to school. The kids would chat about what they'd watched at the weekend.
I spent my break in the library alone.
What a lonely lady.
I think we could sort it through. We should wrestle.
I'm really frightened now.
Ryan Marten is angered by the return of his former manager and lover who may
have fathered a child using someone else.
Turns up here out of the blue gets my
hopes up that 'snuggle time' is back on and then she stabs me in the back.
I still love her.
But who could the potential father be?
This is like being under seige.
SINGING "Fun House, a whole lot of fun."
Ryan Marten is lamenting that DNA results have yet to prove if he is the father of his ex-girlfriend's child.
DNA results have not been obtained to check if he is still Ryan Marten.
I need to know if he's mine.
We could've vlogged together.
Baby Ryano. Might have got me more followers. Yummy mummies.
Ryan's best friend Darren has been caught on camera providing a
DNA sample to Dee. Thankfully just via a mouth swab.
I'd never let Ryan down. She tried it on once but I told the teacher.
I couldn't be the father but I could be t-
There's other possibilities.
It was a dark time. Literally. Went through a phase of wearing sunglasses indoors.
So I never really knew who I was with. One of them gave us this.
As an adult, Dee has been with many a former children's TV presenter.
Yeah.
Dave Benson Phillips has managed to convince himselfmanaged to convince himself
his next door neighbor is Pat Sharp.
Whilst physical signs suggests she is not *the* Pat Sharp, who is a man,
her presence in the house next door suggests she is Dave's next door neighbour.
He keeps asking about the twins. I'm an only child.
Always so alone.
I will never moan about solitude again.
What a lonely lady.
Are we good, fella?
Just, just say it.
Let's 'rerun the fun.'
Dave needs persuading to leave his neighbour's house...
This is like being under siege.
...a House that is less than Fun. Though still a house.
- Go on, do it. - Will you leave if I do it?
SINGING "FunHouse - a whole lot of fun. Prizes to be won."
Dave's neighbour's strange ordeal was over.
I'm a therapist and I really think Dave needs to come in and see me.
Would you give him my card? Right now I'm googling estate agents. I need to move.
Where've you been anyway, Darren?
Oh really have you? I've been stung by
a Geordie banshee harlot and you're off doing work experience.
You know what then - well I might just make a vlog about lying exes and so-called
friends called Darren and Dave who just leave me all alone when I need the most.
Sadly these T-shirts are not available for purchase.
Right, one more sample or you could...
- No just... - Maintain my chiseled abs?
Fortunately Ryan Marten was under no such contractual obligation ah now that
a Geordie banshee harlot and you're off doing work experience.
He needs supervising.
You know what then - well I might just make a vlog about lying exes and so-called
friends called Darren and Dave who just leave me all alone when I need the most.
- You're so selfish, Darren - Sorry.
Sadly these T-shirts are not available for purchase.
Dee is requesting a DNA sample of Ryan's saliva....
Right, one more sample or you could...
...or urine.
No.
Then we'll know.
- Just... - Stay handsome or?
- No just... - Maintain my chiseled abs?
- Just stop being such a prat.
Fortunately Ryan Marten was under no such contractual obligation.
Bye. Maybe daddy.
That was really good stuff so we're gonna start working on the new gameshow fairly soon
Let bygones be bygones I say. Yeah and next Tuesday we're gonna be watching that last episode of Lovejoy.
You do realise that wasn't the real Pat Sharp?
That wasn't Pat Sharp?
Am I still Dave?
Dave Dave Benson Phillips will always be Dave Benson Phillips.
Mix-ups do happen. I mean back in the day when Pat had his mullet he looked like
a lovely lady from behind. 1980s hair. We used to do a drag act back then.
He was Toyah Wilcox and I was Rustie Lee.
I used to do the laugh and everything. [MANIC RUSTIE LEE LAUGH]
Yeah I'm Rustie Lee, man. [MANIC RUSTIE LEE LAUGH]
All those involved in making this documentary apologise to Rustie Lee.
But would Dave ever find Pat?
Honestly I give up. I can't find the man anywhere.
[DOORBELL]
Jehovah's Witness? Window cleaner?
Sorry?
That's Pat Sharp.
SINGING "A whole lot of fun and prizes to be won."
SINGING "Na, na, na, na, na, na."
Pat taped the last episode of Lovejoy but it was my cassette.
He takes all the glory.
- Window cleaner? - Sorry? - That's Pat Sharp.
Oh, Pat! Come in, mate.
Pat.
Dave.
Is there a Fun House Fan Club?
Yes run by a girl. We've been at war.
maybe if Dave and Pat can resolve things
and we can put an end to our fan club conflict
and she'll agree to the date.
- Gunge tank. - Gunge and go-karts.
Revenge on teachers and parents.
SINGING "Whole lot of fun and prizes to be won."
We didn't have lyrics.
All we had was: SINGING "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na."
""Na, na, na, na..."
- 14 series of my gunge gameshow. - 10 years, a whole decade number one CITV show.
and three years on Saturday mornings too.
Godfather of the gunge.
Master of the mullet. Undisputed winning haircut of all time. Smash Hits Award winner.
I worked with Why Bird.
Melanie and Martina the twins.
Oh the twins. You always get me on the twins.
You wish.
Ryan Marten is feeling down as he is yet to determine whether his ex-girlfriend has found someone else to provide her with a child.
I know that you're narrating over this with your
silky voice and giving it all that. If it doesn't work out of Dee are you single?
Never going to happen.
[CHILD'S TOY BEEPS]
Dee is listing all the men she slept with around the time of her baby's conception.
Potential fathers. I'm narrowing down the list.
Don't read anything into that. A list is just something with more than one option.
Doesn't matter how many options.
It's a long list.
Meanwhile Dave Benson Phillips is mending bridges with Pat Sharp
between Dave Benson Phillips and Pat Sharp.
So what do you say, fella? Let's have a crack at 'Get Your Own Fun House Back'!
Rerun the fun, baby, rerun the fun. High five!
[LAUGHTER]
- Good to be back. - Oh look this is my work experience assistant.
Mr. Benson Phillips, have you patched things up with my dad?
Your dad?!
Yeah... chip of the old block...ish.
Pat, can you just...?
Oh, the old swab thing yeah.
There you go, used to this. Alright, sonny.
Ta for that.
DJ, presenter, entertainer and hopefully provider of child maintenance for the next 18 years.
Have you told Ryan you might be too busy to manage him?
Nah.
These are your results. There's one other left in the frame.
Do you think I'd make a good dad?
I think you'd try.
Because parenting is really just about you know pretending and having a
good imagination and some other wise stuff that Dave said.
Yeah.
Oh - Ryan!
It doesn't matter okay I've decided I'm coming to Newcastle with you
and I'm going to pretend to be a dad.
Yeah that's that's a lovely gesture. That was actually my train ticket.
Can you guys cover that?
[STIRRING MUSIC] You know he might be Pat's?
I was thinking we should call him Dave.
He already has a name: Luke.
I'm just going to nickname him Dave.
Ryan has decided to try his hand and rest of body at fatherhood.
Oh.
Yeah genetically there's a 50% chance that I'm the dad which is more than half way there.
Newcastle? When...when do I go?
You don't. You've got your work experience to finish and when you finish that maybe you can do something else.
Come on, you can do it.
I'm gonna miss you.
Look if you cry I'll unfriend you so don't.
When I first met you I thought you're a right old wassock.
Yes but now that you know me you can see I'm a deep and meaningful person.
No I still think you're a wassock but I've gotten used to you.
And you're the best manager I've ever had that I didn't possibly get pregnant.
[SININGING] "Do do do do do it's Lovejoy"
Get off me!
Well I'll see you guys unless you're going to keep filming?
Was a door opening for a new life for Ryan Marten? Or two doors?
Meanwhile Darren resumes gunge footspa duties.
Here we go... oooh.
Crank it up! [LAUGHS]
Used to be my catchphrase on the telly you know.
We never saw it.
You bunch of c---
Ryan is vlogging.
Hey all you Ryanos out there.
Get this - I am possibly going to be a daddy. That's right.
Ryan, you're very sweet.
Dee has Ryan's paternity test results.
I had to look.
Negative.
You're going to be fine.
Ryan Marten has been dumped again.
[MUSIC] "But I go forever and come again no more."
Dave Benson Phillips has patched things up with TV rival Pat Sharp.
Pat, you'll know this. Ready.
[HUMS LOVEJOY THEME TUNE]
"It's Lovejoy, it's Lovejoy..."
And the dream team was back together.
Funny - I thought he was dead.
[OVERDOING LOVEJOY THEME TUNE]
No.
I lot of people say family breakdowns were caused
after children got their parents gunged on Dave's show Get Your Own Back.
I don't buy that.
My father never loved me anyway.
That's why I went on the show.
Dee has driven away with baby Luke who is not Ryan's.
Took my bag as well. [TUTS]
Pat Sharp gets his paternity test results.
It seems I'm the daddy.
I knew it. Yay. Baby daddy!
The Sharp lineage was once again assured with a new master of the mullet.
Luke, I am your father.
[CRYING] [FUN HOUSE STING]
Do you think you've learned anything, Ryan?
Umm... No. Not really.
Darren, I've got something for you. A whole £10. Your first paycheck.
This is all I've ever dreamed about.
- No it isn't you dreamt about Mrs. Benson Phillips... - Thanks, Mr Benson Phillips.
Mrs Benson Phillips was not amused.
Have you got everything you need?
Have you got Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat?
How are we going to keep in touch?
To add dome tension to the end of the documentary the crew show Pat footage of Dave's slagging him off.
Pat takes all the credit, it was my fuel, my video tape. I tell you he is a complete and utter [BLEEPED]
Dave Benson Phillips. What an absolute [BLEEPED[
You know, if there's one thing I like doing, it's sitting in my garden.
Hey, Benson!
What?
I want a word with you!
No no no - what's up, mate?!
I'll tell you what's up. I've seen the evidence! I've seen the whole thing!
Not the footage. They took it out of context!
Get off me!
I've done Tai chi!
They took it out of context!
You nutter! Get off!
Don't even film this!
As Dave recouperates in an arm sling, a familiar superfan is trying to gain entry to his house.
So ultimately Newcastle wasn't the right place for me.
She broke his heart again.
Well as I always said: we've all been there, fella.
Who's he?
The President of the Get Your Own Back Fan Club. Who will probably never want to leave.
[STIRRING MUSIC]
- Pat Sharp? - Pat Sharp.
So what's next?
Well I've got some ideas for some new companies. With Dave Benson Phillips.
And we will leave Ryan and Darren getting back with Dave Benson Phillips.
It's the name of the show.
Never mind.
I'm documenting the life of the presenter of gungey gameshow Get Your Own Back, Dave Benson Phillips.
Well call it perv cam.
Oh not again!
Bungle from Rainbow.
[THEME TUNE]
Mwah ha ha. How was that, was that alright?
Thank you.
Thank you
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Hello viewers!
I am Rakib.
In this lesson, I will show you some of the cool text effects that are inside Photoshop,
and how you can apply them in your text by using just a single click.
So these are the 10 effects that I will show you how to create.
So let's check this layer first, and type some text here.
So our layer is behind this background.
We have to bring it in front like this.
Let's create a duplicate layer and select this layer and go to the action panel which
is here.
You may not see it here.
If you can't see it then you need to go to: Window, and Actions and then it will appear.
So when you are in the action pallete, you may only see this default actions then you
have to click here and select this text effects and this text effects will appear here and
then you can select any of these text effects to apply in your text.
So, let's do it.
So our layer is selected, if we select this action and click the Play button, that Thin
outline text effect will be applied here.
Duplicate this layer, before you apply this text effects in your text, make sure you change
this foreground color to a different color than this background because any of these
action can use this foreground color and if it does then the color of the text will be
the same as this background and so it will seem to be disappeared.
So let's select this second text layer and choose this Medium outline action and click
to play.
So this is our second text effect.
Let's duplicate it again.
Each time I am creating a duplicate layer before applying the action, because sometimes
these actions may rasterize this text layer and you will lose the editing ability of this
text.
So it is a good practise to keep a backup copy before you go through this process.
Let's select this layer and choose the Bold outline and play it.
So that's our third effect.
Let's duplicate.
Let's select the Brushed metal, click here.
This is our Brushed metal effect.
Let's select this one and select the Cast shadow, click here, so that's the Cast shadow
effect and you can also change the positioning of this effect like this.
Let's duplicate.
Again let's select this layer, and select the Clear emboss and click here, so that's
the Clear emboss effect.
Select the Sprayed stencil.
Select this layer and click Water reflection, that's our Water reflection effect.
Let's click this Wood paneling effect, so here is the Wood paneling effect and the last
one is the Confetti.
You can also change the opacity of this effect like this.
You may wonder what these actions are.
Basically, these are a series of commands which are recorded and you can apply these
commands in any text you want.
I will show you how can create these kind of actions by yourself in the chapter 7 which
is the last chapter of this tutorial series and as you can see, there are some other text
effects but those have some issues so, you can't use them with just one click and a
few of them are not that good to use.
So, among these text effects, I like this Sprayed stencil the most.
You can also let me know which one you like the most in the comment section.
So thanks for watching this video.
With this lesson we have completed our chapter 3 and from the next lesson we will start chapter
4 which is about different correction tools.
So, hope to see you guys in the next lesson.
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