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The Real Cause of Distorting Reality - Sadhguru - Duration: 41:28.
when we say creation we are talking about creation as we know it
when I say we're talking about creation as we know it the way we know it right
now is only through the five senses
generally ask people who know creation is only through the five sense organs in
the very nature of things sense organs always perceive everything only in
comparison with something else what you know in comparison is not perception it
is a distortion of reality so what you perceive in comparison is useful for
survival in a particular situation but it is not sufficient to know creation
the way it is today the physical sciences physics especially is
completely going off the rack talking about things which doesn't seem like
science which seems so much like science fiction not science anymore there they
are talking about different dimensions of reality existing right here which is
not in your perception this is something for ages we have been talking about and
the whole science of yoga is only about enhancing one's perception because what
you perceive is all you know what you perceive is what you know rest is just
your imagination without enhancing one's perception trying to know the ways of
the creation will only lead to all kinds of contradictory theories and confusions
one big manifestation of this is today the two most dominant theories
which are dominating and guiding which are guiding principles behind almost
every fundamental research that's going on in physics is the general relativity
and the quantum mechanics one is describing the ways of the cosmos
another is describing or defining the ways of the atomic on the subatomic but
what is really freaking the find this out is that the general theory of
relativity and the quantum theory can never agree with each other they
diametrically opposite to each other or in other words your perception or your
conception is that the atomic is working against the cosmic of the cosmic is
working against the atomic which is just absurd because they are not different
and what you call as the atomic is the building block for the cosmic there is
no way they can work against each other but now the two theories we have that's
what the suggest and scientists are aware today that this cannot be true so
we spend a lot of time propounding theories where it takes another 50 years
hundred years for us to disprove it this has been the way it's been going this
science has been useful because this science you can convert it into
technology and make it useful in so many different ways it is only for the value
of technology that science has become valuable I want to differentiate between
science and technology technology is their application part of it if you take
away the application part of it in terms of knowing the way science is approach
knowing has been very rudimentary and very
limited in so many different ways if you look at the aspects of science the
weight is being explode it is very relative and limited only because of
technology that comes out of this science it has become very relevant not
otherwise another reason why spirituality has become irrelevant in
large number of people's lives is people who talked spirituality could not
produce the necessary technology which will make a difference for people they
only talked about ultimate well-being by such a thing never occurred to anybody
because people could not make technology out of the spiritual sciences the
science the spiritual science became irrelevant because it is a subjective
science and it needed a completely different kind of laboratory and a
completely different kind of focus in perception it became more and more
irrelevant because people spoke of spirituality only as a philosophy today
people are talking about spirituality and philosophy as if they're the thing
spirituality is a science which is not concocted by you but philosophy is
something that you can caught something that you make up in your mind if
actually if we interview every one of you each one of you have your own kind
of philosophy there is nobody who is not philosopher on the planet do you know
this there is nobody on the planet who is not a philosopher everybody has his
own philosophy you ask anybody they have their own philosophy you meet a great
philosopher of course he has a very elaborate philosophy you meet a petty
criminal he has his own philosophy you talk to your servant maid and see she
has her own philosophy is it so you you just talk to the beggar
in the street actually he has his own philosophy
so philosophy is something that you concoct to create a certain
psychological comfort and a feeling of knowing which is not true spirituality
is not something that you can count it is something that you explore if you
want to explore these dimensions the only and only way is to enhance your
perception without having necessary methods to enhance your perception if
you approach it definitely it looks like a dead end
now when you say spirituality you're talking about something that you're
unable to perceive through the five senses you're talking about a dimension
which is beyond the physical and the five senses the very way they are made
they can perceive only that which is physical anything that is not physical
you cannot see it you cannot smell it you cannot taste it you cannot hear it
nor can you touch it so if your perception is limited to five senses
naturally the play of your life and the scope of your life will be only physical
but I talk to God every day that is also physical because God is just an idea for
most people it's not a living reality no no I feel it in my heart what you feel
in your heart is your emotion which is also made up by you the psychological
and the emotional states whatever you go through can be made up by you right now
isn't it so right now you can close your eyes and generate deep sense of love
toward somebody right now you can close your eyes or maybe open your eyes and
look at somebody here and generate a deep sense of hatred towards somebody
you can create whatever you want in your mind and the way you think is the way
you feel so what is happening in the psychological sphere of your life has
nothing to do with the spiritual today unfortunately the psychological
solace is being interpreted as spiritual to be psychologically in a pleasant
state is one of the side effects of spirituality but it is not spirituality
if you are in a certain inner state to have a pleasant state of mind is very
natural but to have a pleasant state of mind is not spiritual if you go and
watch the sunset in the evening maybe you'll feel wonderful within yourself if
you eat an ice cream you may feel wonderful it doesn't matter you go and
watch the cinema you may feel wonderful is this spiritual no you are just
creating a pleasant psychological state psychological status whether it is
coming out in the form of thought or emotion is fundamentally all yours you
can make anything out of it what you call as the physical is not all yours
there are many forces playing upon it what you call as the spiritual is not at
all yours it is you but it is not yours but what you call it the psychological
is all yours you can make it whichever way you want but right now because
people have no even control over their psychological that is become the biggest
problem when you say spirituality immediately people will add a rejoinder
peace of mind peace of mind is not spirituality please just if you have a
pet at home let's say if you have a dog at home just go home and see he sits
there quite peacefully doesn't he do you see the Bulls that are standing in Delhi
streets they're standing quite peacefully and the stomach is full they
are all peaceful this is not spirituality
this is just psychological pleasantness which everybody has to have must have
for which there are ways to have but when you talk about spirituality as a
science you are not talking about just psychological pleasantness
so what is a spiritual process to give it a very technical kind of definition
if your experience of life transcends the limitations of the physical then we
can say your spiritual psychological is still physical when I say still physical
so for example the microphone is physical the electricity that is
powering this is also physical maybe not so you know so physical in terms of
being able to see but it is all what is flowing through this wire is also
physical isn't it and what is coming out of the speaker's in the form of sound
waves is also physical isn't it so yes isn't it coming and hammering on your
eardrums so what you call as thought is physical what you call is emotion is
physical so the psychological is also belongs to the physical realm but on a
settlor space so what we are looking at as spiritual is a dimension which is
beyond the physical which is the source of the physical now the whole idea of
creator has entered human mind only because of our contact with the creation
there is no creation we wouldn't have thought for creator obviously what is
the most intimate part of creation that we know in our life is always this one
see anything that you experience through the five senses is not happening outside
it's always happening inside because the seed of your experience is within you
not outside of you right now you are looking at me it makes you believe that
I am here but that's not true right now as far as your experience is concerned
these lights or falling upon my body reflecting going
into your lenses here and projecting an inverted image you know all the story so
actually you're seeing me not here but in your mind you're hearing me also in
your mind not here isn't it not where I speak but where you perceive it within
you every experience is within you because the seed of your experience is
within you so this level of perception is sufficient for survival if survival
is all we have seeking this level of perception is sufficient if you have
started seeking the Creator then this level of perception is not enough if you
want to play in the creation five senses are more than enough you can live well
but now your life is not about living well you want to know the very source of
life now five senses are not sufficient perception you need a different
dimension of perception now this is the most intimate part of creation for you
because this is all you experience everything that you experience is only
within this if we have to look at it in terms of how this one has been happening
to you from the day you were born to this day when you were born you are only
this much now you become this much this did not happen with any external help
maybe we gave the raw material from outside in the form of food but the
whole creation process is happening from inside so what you refer to as the
Creator definitely functioning from within you isn't it you see
the gender problem but this is a language problem I'm sorry if I say he
is the creator within you is he there there is a problem with the ladies you
see there then this problem is it there that is also problem this is because the
language is logical and language exists only between the two dualities now with
this you can't play spirituality because that which you call a spiritual is
beyond the comparison because your sense organs always perceive everything in
comparison everything is dual and without this duality there is no
survival survival is possible only if you learn to do and juggle the duality
well only if you learn to do the right kind of circus with the duality you
survive well if you do not know the circus you cannot survive in this planet
but when you talk about that which is the source of creation you are not
talking about - you're talking about one so the gender becomes irrelevant all
your understanding of logical understanding of life becomes irrelevant
and your perception through the senses becomes irrelevant now if this is the
way then we should not try to think what it is because if you try to think what
it is whatever we think only comes from what we already know all our thought is
functioning from the data that has already been fed into it one cannot
perceive the nature of the Creator by thinking about it if you think about it
you will hell is innate after some time it can create psychological well-being
for most people largely God has been taught to them depending upon what kind
of community what kind of society which part of the world accordingly different
types of gods have been taught to them they believe it so because they believe
it they think about it naturally and it can become a very strong thought process
gives them certain sense of stability comfort confidence above all but no
clarity confidence without he can be disastrous you can't see clearly but
you're very confident could it be disastrous yes do you see
you your vision is not clear but you're very confident driver is it is it going
to be disastrous because what you need is not confidence what you need is
clarity if you see things clearly if you see everything the way it is then you
walk through the world effortlessly you can do things with confidence also now
you want to cross a busy busy street whatever is your sect or religion anyway
everybody has their own mantra you say Hail Mary on run or you say je serum and
run or you say Allah Akbar and run busy traffic is going on at high speed you
just run across shouting your mantra you may make it yes you may make it many
times people make it because quantum physics is also going about saying
everything is happening by chance in existence but if you try it a few times
then we will have to scrape you hop by the highway if you see things clearly
then you cross the street no confidence is needed you simply cross the street if
you see everything clearly the way it is so the same thing if you want across the
street from the physical to the spiritual what is needed is not belief
what is needed is not confidence what is needed is not imagination what is needed
is clarity how to bring about this clarity is only
instead of striving for clarity people are always striving for
confidence God is holding my hand you feel confident it makes you very
confident and this confidence has destroyed the world in so many ways so
many ways if you do something stupid today in your life tonight your
intelligence will bother you why did I do this but if you believe in something
100% and you believe you're doing God's work or whatever then you are utter
confidence whatever nonsense you do you have no regret at all you can go on
doing it with total confidence because God is endorsing your stupidity so where
is a need to hesitate about anything no hesitation but if you do something
stupid by yourself it definitely bothers you since it and
that's the function of the intellect that it has to bother you if you do
something foolish your intelligence has to poke you and bother you every day
then only it evolves isn't it what started as a spiritual process is one
time slowly became organized into your certain form and has created so much
nuisance and division humanity is divided almost permanently you know it's
when you look at it when are we going to put it together it looks like a faraway
reality it's all right to dream it's all right to have a vision it's all right to
work for it but when you really look at the world's human reality today when are
we going to put all the world together is a big question isn't it because
they're so deeply divided any of the division you are this party that party
you know people can change parties very easily
once you believe something as God's own stuff changing is very difficult because
it is heaven endorsed very very difficult and this is the biggest
impediment for spiritual process to happen if spiritual process has to
become a common reality for everybody it's extremely important that it is
presented as a science as a scientific method see today your intellect is made
this way only if I speak something logical you will listen if I speak
something in logical you are unwilling to listen isn't it true yes that means
only the ways of the modern science is acceptable to you anything other than
that is not acceptable to you so it's extremely important that spiritual
process also is cloaked in the same logical clothing because intellect is a
large part of you if I met you two thousand or ten thousand years ago your
intellect was not the most dominant part in you your emotion was the most
dominant part in you is it so if I happen to meet you ten thousand years
ago or even thousand years ago your emotion would have been the dominant
factor not your intellect but today things have changed and your intellect
is the dominant factor in you once your intellect is dominant anything illogical
it cannot come to terms with no way it will come to terms with at the same time
the greatest intellects on the planet who have become great scientists now
they are taking you to an absolutely illogical spot absolutely logical spot
what is coming out as a combination of this general theory of relativity and
quantum theory and which is people are trying to propound it as a string theory
is pure science fiction or it is like I don't know if you watch those
old movies what are those my agile and what are those what is that NT ramarao
movie something where people will appear here disappear there come here go there
you know the same man is in ten different forms he takes on all these
things scientists are beginning to talk like this movies now because they don't
have perception for this but their mathematical calculations is giving them
a Fela of what is to be expected so spiritual process is a way of exploring
the interior ot exploring that dimension which is the source of the physical
there is a whole science and technology for this the reason why it has become
ridiculous in many ways is one thing is because we did not or over a period of
time the necessary institutions did not survive the necessary investment in
terms of time money intellect resources people did not happen in that direction
so all kinds of people anybody who reads the second chapter of Bogota become
spiritual today yes because it's very easy now you can talk things that nobody
can a kind of logic which is unbeatable you know a kind of logic which is
totally unbeatable but nothing spiritual about you learning a book maybe the
person who spoke the book is talking about something else but you reading the
book and knowing it logically there is nothing spiritual about it
if you intellectually inclined yourself you're paving the way that's all the
road is not the destination isn't it you read the Gita you got inspired by
Krishna's words now maybe you're inclined but you are not spiritual I
want you to understand the distinction spirituality means a dimension beyond
the physical has become a living reality for you for you the creator is not
somebody who is sitting up there creator is not somebody that you look up to
creator is not somebody that you pray to create it is not somebody that you dream
off or imagine it is a living reality like your breath and your body
the source of creation also functions within you every moment of your life if
this happens then we say your spiritual otherwise we say you are on the path now
if you want to go to your dimension which is beyond the physical through our
physical means it is not going to happen you need a perception which is beyond
the physical only then you approach the dimension which you refer to as
spiritual the reason why this is not happened the way it should have happened
especially in this country which has such a large body of spiritual work
behind it when Mark Twain you know Mark Twain when Mark Twain visited India for
over three months he had a good guide who took him around to the right places
and when he was leaving his head anything that can ever be done either by
man or God has been done in this land this is probably one of the best
compliments India has ever received and it is so you might have lived in India
without knowing the real heartbeat of India because in every possible way that
you can explore the inert inner dimension it's been done nowhere else in
the planet as ever such a thing has happened the volume of spiritual work
that has happened in this land in spite of that why is it not alive in a real
sense being alive in everybody's life is simply because we did not are those
institutions which transmitted this kind of knowledge did not withstand the
rigors of time and history and it got it crumbled and later on for whatever
reasons we did not invest the necessary investment to make these things happen
especially today because people are talking in terms of you know everything
is fast fast food and fast whatever without investing the necessary time or
effort people want to do things because of this spiritual sciences are becoming
more and more ridiculous on the street side without any commitment people want
to do spirituality because of this because it became a commercial force by
itself because it became a product that could be sold and bought it became loose
because a subjective dimension cannot be approached without the necessary focus
in the sense say for example can somebody tell me what's the greatest
movie that you ever saw in your life a cinema ok
okay though aren't about a hot whatever so it had a why you're saying it's a
greatest movies it had a big impact on you so you went into the cinema theater
you sat in the dark house breathing everybody else's exhalation breathing in
everybody's exhalation sat there glued to the screen instead of
this kind of arrangement instead of this kind of very focused arrangement where
everything else was cut off darkroom means everything else is cut off your
whole attention is right there on the screen instead of this let us say you're
driving on the street every advertisement holding that you see turns
into your video screen and everywhere it's playing you are driving once in the
way you watch don't care about a hut and you saw the movie like this would it
have the same impact on you even a simple cinema needs a focused approach
otherwise you will miss the whole point isn't it so it's just two-dimensional
cinema is just two-dimensional and that needs total attention otherwise you'll
miss the whole import of what it is when this is so when you talk about spiritual
out of which every dimension in the existence has come out off you need
absolute focus and right now the necessary dedication to create this
focus and dedication is what is missing because of this spiritual sciences are
becoming a ridiculous process where scientists are just dismissing it as
nonsense but slowly it is taking its just getting its foothold here and there
somebody was mentioning three different for I one is a World Economic Forum for
the first time such a thing was unthinkable just two three years ago for
the first time this year they have a session called spirituality in science
this was just unheard of World Economic Forum is supposed to be totally of a
different scale and no question of spirituality there but for the first
time since spirituality segment has come up
there also because scientists are at a they're facing a wall they're not able
to look beyond that they need some help some how how to go beyond this because
the physical stops at a certain point how to explore beyond that because if
you do not explore that everything that you have explored in the physical seems
all contradictory and mixed up now exploring spirituality what it means say
if you if you just move your hand like this you can feel the air which normal
you did not feel isn't it right now you're sitting here this place is that
is Earth but you can't feel it though you're breathing it you still can't feel
it but if you just move it you can feel it suddenly little moment that you
created with your hand you are able to feel something that you could not you
are perceiving something that you normally do not so similarly that which
is the source of this creation if you want to feel it you have to create a
little moment inside without that little moment you will not feel it you have to
create a certain dimension of intensity inside all yogic sadhana is only towards
this yoga is not about giving you therapy it is not about your backache or
headache or asthma or whatever health benefits that come out of yoga are
purely side effects of yoga Yoga is not a therapy it's a discipline if you take
this as a discipline therapeutic values are their therapy will happen but you
never do yoga as a therapy it is done as a discipline because using it as a
therapy is like can I tell your story I seek your permission because the moment
I say once upon a time many people hear the light is right you will think it is
that time
let us say you have never seen an aircraft in your life you do not know
the very concept of flight and one day today morning you came out of your house
there's a huge airplane parked in front of your house what is the first thing
any unknown object means fear suspicion which is how you know which is how
everybody approaches me first fear then suspicion I have to work through all
that before they see what it is an airplane also faces the same thing
because it's a new dimension first fear then suspicion but then the braver lot
of you go and by chance you open the door and went inside there you saw rows
and rows of seats so immediately you - oh this is a bus the most the best bus
we have ever seen really wonderful and then one of you got the engine roaring
now you want to drive it but these two ugly things they are going to eat your
buildings lampposts and everything you don't like it so you thought this is a
wonderful bus with these two ugly appendages so you decided to do a
surgery and you chopped off these two wings and started driving this bus you
are very happy you got a great bus you're really happy but somebody who
knows what it means to fly if he sees you driving an aircraft with chopped off
wings he will cry so that which can be a ladder to the divine if you use it just
to cure your backache I'll feel like crying
but I am NOT belittling your backache when you have backache
that is the biggest thing who cares about the divine when you have a
backache even if God appears you will only ask
backache should go isn't it isn't it so body has that kind of power over you
once your body is in pain or in some kind of distress who is interested in
God have an Enlightenment nonsense the only thing that matters is right now
this problem should go because body has such a power over you once it begins to
hurt once it becomes to cause some suffering to you it dominates everything
so spiritual sciences being used as therapy no spiritual sciences should be
propagated as a discipline therapy will happen if you are well tuned within
yourself everything will function well in the system that is a natural
happening but using parts of spirituality as a way to cure yourself
of something or this or that you will only complicate your life in so many
different ways because this broken up spirituality this spirituality which
people want to do in segments and just for a particular benefit could
complicate life in so many different ways I will not go into that aspect but
now we are talking about an academy for spiritual sciences it's extremely
important that it is propagated in its holistic and subjective way without the
necessary subjectivity just the physicality of yoga as it's generally
happening in the West is like a stillbirth it's better not to get
pregnant then to have still birth isn't it if health is all that people are
seeking I would say instead of doing yoga just go play tennis climb a
mountain take a walk swim it'll do better
I'm not saying yoga will not give you health definitely it will but I'm saying
this is a ladder to the divine it is a way of climbing up to the highest
possibility within yourself it is a way of approaching
the Creator through the creation thank you very much sir you have mentioned
that yoga accentuates your perceptions and through yoga you reach the creator
that means those who do not learn or practice yoga cannot reach the creator
is that so no because there is nobody who is not practicing yoga
everybody is practicing yoga haphazardly
when we say the word when we use the word yoga we are not talking about a
particular practice there is nothing in the existence which is not yoga the word
yoga means everything has become one the word yoga means union so it's a grand
unification of the existence when we say yoga we are talking about a level of
perception where you have seen everything as one so you're sitting here
this is a kind of yoga just being able to sit in one place is a kind of yoga
and that's what most of the Yogi's did isn't it just sit in one place your
breathing there's another kind of yoga but are you doing yoga systematically or
are you doing it half as Ardley that's the only question but you're doing some
yoga isn't it your heart is beating it is a kind of yoga but is it happening in
the best possible way that's the only question isn't it so if I do not do yoga
can I does it mean to say I have no possibility no because yoga does not
mean twisting your body or tying yourself up into not holding your breath
or something like this see what you call as myself right now is only four
fundamental realities your body your mind your emotion and the energies which
make this happen so for these four fundamental
aspects we have four basic yoga's this is known as non yoga bhakti yoga karma
yoga and Kriya yoga Nana means yoga of intelligence bhakti means yoga of
emotion or devotion karma means yoga of action Kriya means yoga of transforming
your energies is there anybody here who is not doing this yoga's all of you are
doing it to what extent is the only question isn't it so now we are talking
about approaching these four activities which are anyway performing with better
understanding
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Hello everybody, welcome to another and It's Christmas Day, it's Christmas
Anyways welcome to another video inside my amazing flat world in Minecraft Xbox One
Anyways yeah it's pretty nice
it's Christmas, it's already here, feels like last years was yesterday
Let's go to my christmas area
Doors already open, that makes it alot easier
Let's see what presents Santa left me
Ooo, it's a legendary Diamond
Those things are things my Emerald has
The Overall Expensive Nether Star, well, I mean all those enchantments it must of been like 2 million XP
Powerful totem of undying Oh, can be used as a weapon while holding it, I die, I respond with it, pretty cool
(auto generated captions said "A cookies is a weapon hoarding it. I died. I don't respond with it)
Um next up is the extreme dragon egg, Sharpness V, all this stuff
Lets see if he left any additional ones
Golden Sword of Power. Santa, my Diamond Sword does more damage than that, but ok
(Old sort of power huh, you know my diamonds war does more damage. Yeah, okay?) - auto generated captions
Um, Deadly Dragon Head, Deadly for Spiders, Bane of Arthropods
Super super sharp creeper head, Sharpness V, probably the most logical one
Skeleton Skull of Doom, also probably logical cause I mean its a Skeleton Skull with Smite on it
It gets undead mobs and that skull is an undead skull
Armor of Protection and Power, Protection IV and Sharpness V
I can wear it as armor ans also use it as a weapon
Lucky Fishing Rod, Lure III, Luck of the Sea, all this stuff
(Lucky fishing rod or three (f word) of the thief stuff) - auto generated captions
All mainly weapons
This all? looks like it, ok
As you can see my fire place was running all night, it's nice and cozy in here
Let's just go upstairs and end the video off there
Anyways, thats the video every one, see you later, by-- wait whats that noise???
TAKE COVER,
Oh, ok I will take cover here
OH MY GOD MY POWER WENT OUT
(TAKE COVER ELSEWHERE DUDE, or not, thats cool too)
Oh (house violently shakes) (falls down broken hole in wall) WOOOOOOOOOOOOW (CRASH)
(Freaked out llama)
What? What happened?
Gotta break through these blocks
(Breaks Block)
My power went out!
Why am I shooting arrows at my door?
(I don't know)
Well this is bad
Even my Trash Can??? What?
Lets try opening that door
Um...
Right, Cause my power went out!
(Ya think?)
Everyone ok though?
You ok?
(Herobrine? What is this kid saying
You all better be ok!
I'll break through this wall I guess
Who are you all, how did you all get in here?
Santa?
Oh my god!!!
Who are you?
Zac Funpack?... Funpack?
Matt Funpack
Owen? Chris? Michael? Oh I know these guys
Kristen
David, Owen, Chris, over there's Zac, Micheal, Alyssa
How did they get here? What happened here?
Santa seriously crash his sleigh?
Hey Santa, what happened?
"oh, ho ho, I'm so sorry Jason, my raindeer all crashed on me and I ended up crashing into the back of your house, I'm sorry!"
well, um
Lets check out the damage
Oh my god, what?
That Rudolph?
(Yes)
I see his red nose
Cut through all my redstone... Power or whatever
It's Rudolph!
Is he dead?
Hey Santa
Do you think your raindeer are still alive after this
"no"
I don't think they are either, cause this one is not moving
well, I mean, this is a very bad start to Christmas
Oh my god, I found rubel
(struggles to say "rubel" 4 times) ahh, I can't say it
Um...
This is Stampy's statue
I guess the raindeer narrowly dodged my statue, hit the back of this one, then tilted backwards and collapsed on mine!
What?
How?
Um...
the Rubel goes all the way back to here
Oh my go-- like
There's three dead bodies
That one's nose popped off!
One over there and right there
Dead raindeer bodies everywhere
Dead body and a downed powerline even
Don't wanna go near that
(good)
But I gotta see if everyone in this house is ok!
(Don't go near it, kid)
I guess it's worth the risk
(It's not)
Um...
Can I...
(Powerline)
uhhh
(Opens Door)
Hello, is everyone ok?
OH MY GOD there a live wire, I'm out
(Told you it wasn't a good idea)
If that raindeer was still alive, I would bother him his whole life on how he kept that pose when he's dead
(Same)
These raindeer must have strong bodies...
...especially when your body crashes through a concrete wall like that
Um...
(2,000 Um's later)
Wow
(says something) My other statue too is destroyed
The Sword snapped off
Um...
(Anymore "Um's" to share)
Well this is bad (jumps) oh
Um...
Well that sword really punched a hole into the ground
Uhhh...
(Finally something other than "Um")
Wow
Break this
Oh yeah there's a dead body right there
(I wonder what you expected)
There's a raindeer antler right here
(That voice crack tho)
(figure out what you are trying to say, then talk)
That hole right there is meant to happen
That's his door to exit
(with his raindeer, that is)
But there's a tiny little part on the top that shouldn't be there
I don' know where the other antler's are, but... ok... yeah
Very, Very bad
(of course it is)
One raindeer accident turned into a disaster
(Monstrosity means something is big or unsightly, you meant disaster, kid
Looks like everything in here is ok
He's obviously at my house, not here
Um...
(Here we go with the "Um's" again)
Yeah
This is...
...bad
I'll have to carefully jump off here
(Your in creative though, why be careful?)
ooof
Well...
...now how am I suppose to get back into my house?... oh, I did it before where I jumped on the raindeers foot
because my front door is...
...dead
Cause it also uses power like everything else in my house
I have to go around all this just to get to my house
(Was that an ambulance or a cat?)
Well that's a bad, bad christmas, I gotta say
I will see you all when the power comes back on and when everything's repaired.
(Happy Dog)
Alright, well
(Happy Parrots & Horse)
Powers back on
(Happy Cats)
As you can see
Everything was actually dead, like...
...my front door didn't work, door to the christmas room didn't work so obvisouly everything else wouldn't work
I mean...
...we like... we worked pretty hard, pretty fast
The Family Fun Pack guys...
...they went to there own house
so, yeah
Fixed the wall
got that
Everything's fixed
Fire place, still going
Pretty cold outside
Yeah
So
Santa thought it would be a good idea if I had a dinner party and sleep over at his house
So lets just go over there now
(Unextends piston and opens door)
Yeah
Pretty nice of him
Santa...
...accidentally crashed into my house
(Speak up)
Anyways, what...
he
had
wut
Hows your guys Christmas?
Mines already horrible, I mean, Santa crashed into the back of my house
Hope you all are having a better Christmas than I am
Others out there are probably having worst
(What?)
(you say Hinder?)
Obviously I'm not gonna eat on camera
(Thank god)
That would be wierd
(Yes it would be)
I'm gonna edit it all...
...I'm just gonna...
...pause the recording and stuff
(Edit it out or pause?)
(You better or I will report your channel)
Yeah, Lets...
...go to his house
(Your already there)
Right here
Santa?
Santa?
"Ho, I'm up here"
I'm right up here
ok
Hi Santa
"Hi"
"Hi Jason"
"How are you doing?"
I'm doing great, Santa
"I got your bed setup"
"I'm sorry for what happened on Christmas"
Ok, You have alot of undelivered presents here, what are you gonna do with that?
"I'll deliver them tomorrow
Ok
Yeah cause these presents here haven't moved
I'm gonna say hi to your raindeer
Um...
(Please, no more "Um's")
Yeah
That's...
There's Dasher...
...Dancer...
...Prancer...
...Vixon...
...Comet...
...Cupid...
...Donnar...
...Blitzen...
(But do you recall, the most famous raindeer of all)
...Rudolph
So yeah
Those are his raindeers
I will see you all in the morning I guess
get a good night sleep and dinner and stuff
yeah
Alright
(Snowstorm that sounds like rain)
4 days after Christmas, and
Snow, sounds more like rain
(Something outside)
(The Snow, that sounds like rain, looks like hail)
Santa's already...
...delivering presents like he said he would
Oh my god
(Shiver)
He's already...
...closing up shop already as you can see
(Shiver)
(Shiver)
Way, WAY, way to cold
I'll meet you all at the house
(Shiver)
ok (Animals excited their owners home)
were back at the amazing house, lets turn the heater on
ok, its already on
yeah
(Shiver) (Happy Parrots mocking the Dogs)
Wow
(Happy Cats)
Thing is on, good
Surprised it's still running
Um...
(NO MORE "UM'S" KID)
Come on
Horrible Christmas, I got to say
WOW
Bad, bad Christmas
Hope you all enjoyed this...
Christmas special
(I didn't)
Very cold today
I'll see you later
Bye
(Fakes coughing, no but really, runny noses suck
(Well, that was fun)
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Hello! Hehe
How is it going?!
Well... hue hueh... here I am making this video!
well, as you know, the lad has been a little bit busy of late...
and drowning himself with work
so he asked me to make this vi-
Arith: I can hear you!
Arith: Help!
Arith: I'm in the bathroom!
well . . . anyway . . .
unff..
I'm making this video because-
this December . . .
this channel makes 1 year !!111!!!!1
hue hehe heee
and I've also heard that a famous man called Jesus-
well, it's also his birthday
but I've never heard of him
unf... it doesn't matter! :D
This channel makes ONE YEAR!
and on behalf of the la..rrree...
Arith: Help! I'm being repressed!
Gah!
RWAAAaaaaw!
uh.. uff...
where was I ?!
oh yes!
this channel makes 1 year!
and on behalf of the lad there...
and myself!
I'm here to thank you all for the... err...
the feedback!
errr....
the support!
well, whatever it is you do in there
I'm not quite sure because I just hang around
Hey what?!
Dog: Sir! Sir! Mr. Goat: *bleating*
Dog: Can we thank them too?
oh yes of course!
Dog: Thank you! See you next year! hehe Mr. Goat: *Bleating uncontrollably*
eh... you silly lads!
go with your master!
well, as I was saying...
thank you all for this wonderful year!
and, well, I see you on the next one!
well, most likely...
probably...
maybe...
perhaps!
eh... well...
Happy season and a Happy New Year!
hue hehe See you next year!
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My breath whitens. The snow dances
Can you hear me Mr.Santa? I have one wish.
I've been in love. I love it when he watches me.
My wish is to have a time with my darling
When I take his hand, the bell rings
A wedding bell that angle rings
I just can't help but in love with him
When you touch me, I melt
A light illuminates the night
Can you hear my last wish, Mr.Santa?
I've been in love forever. Come closer to me
I don't want to let go of you anymore
When I take your hand, the bell rings
A wedding bell that angle rings
I just love everything about you
I love it when I touch and feel you
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Hi, I'm Sami, from Fawzi academy, In this video, I will talk about,
How to View or delete search history in YouTube.
If you are trying to find a particular video you have searched for in the past, Search history may help.
Your YouTube search history lets you view your previous search queries on YouTube. Your YouTube and Google search history, also
influence the recommendations that you see on your Home. You are in control.
You can clear your entire search history. Remove individual search entries from search suggestions.
Or pause your search history. Search entries you delete will no longer influence your recommendations.
After clearing your search history, your past searches will no longer show as suggestions in the search box.
Search queries you enter while your search history is paused will not be saved in your search history.
Keep in mind that any searches you make while logged in to your account will appear in your account's search history across devices.
To view or delete what you've previously watched on YouTube, check out your watch history. Access your search history by selecting History
in the Guide And selecting the Search history tab. Remove an individual search entry.
Select the X to the right of the search entry to remove it from the Search History. Delete your entire search history.
Select clear all search history to delete your entire search history. Pause your search history.
Select Pause search history to pause your search history. Hope, this information, is helpful,
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Training is essentially the demo level.
We've already seen that blob in the demo secret.
The pillars are used normally in the game.
The level seems to be wide open.
Wait, why can't I hear anything?
Updates are ready. For my Windows XP. Or Windows WEPos / POSReady, to be now (those are Win XP SP3 that have updates until 2019... :D )
Let's hope anything else didn't get screwed, we don't really need audio for this level.
Skineri: "I would like to use a hammer now."
Doesn't really work I guess.
I would like to (for a third time) tell you that this was made when games were either 2D or very primitive 3D. This was like if somebody had a time machine back then.
Oh. Reflections are hard to make fully, and this is actually a false reflection of the player character. Do you know how I know? The moments aren't exactly the same. Basically there is a dummy player model in a mirrored world, which is trying to copy the player, and we see that.
Also known as a pretty simple way to make complex reflections a basic thing. :D
Also very nice.
One has a panic attack.
And that seems to be absolutely everything for the First Encounter. The next series from the Serious Sam franchise will be the expansion, the Second Encounter.
And I can even save here!
Zero of everything
And that's it for this series!! Hope you have enjoyed it! Please comment if you do, it means a lot to me. :(
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Hey, even if I were to wake up now,
I would still pretend to sleep.
Once the magic is solved,
we'll go back to being our usual selves.
So, let's stay this way for a little while longer,
and let me stare at you, okay?
Merry Christmas, my Hero.
Merry Christmas...
Please show me only happiness beyond this.
If you're with me,
I'll be alright.
My hero…
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