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YOUTUBE'S SECRET UNCOVERED! - Duration: 13:20.Just keep hearing the fucking numbers!
(robotish voice) It's a broadcast, Mason.
The numbers are a Broadcast.
(robotish voice) You've been brainwashed.
THE NUMBERS...
THE NUMBERS, MASON...
WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
ah.....
Let me just explain...
what is going on,
in case you've been living under a rock.
Basically, I am the cause of the "adpocalypse."
You may have heard of it.
"You know Pewdiepie is actually the cause of the adpocalypse"
"Pewdiepie singlehandedly ruined almost all of youtube"
That's right.
That was me.
Okay. I take full responsibility.
it's written ther-, I take full responsibility--
That was definitely me putting those ads
on those, uh....
Videos.
That was me.
That was all me.
You're right.
Uh, sumimasen.
The adpocalypse basically leading to a ton of ads pulling out of YouTube,
and uhhh...
effectively a ton of our videos
constantly getting demonetized.
constantly the yellow symbol flying across..
the board.
You probably heard a ton of creators complain about this already,
Just want to make sure we're on the same page.
Now recently a lot of youtubers struggling with the de--
the demonetization,
have noticed a striking
Sss...pattern
"...When a video gets demonetized..
it gets a FRACTION of the views.
Does anyone else experience this?"
(ticking sounds)
"Once it's yellow, It is removed from any form of recommendation or trending"
(ticking sounds)
Even I, noticed this,
"I noticed this too, Make sense from a business perspective even though it's dumb as hell."
(more ticking sounds)
So basically, once the video hits yellow,
the views goes "hell"o
I mean, bye,
they go bye,
that's what I've noticed,
a lot of people did as well
okay,
but then YouTube--YouTube reply and be like
"Eh, no!
That's not the case!"
basically saying that
the yellow icon alone doesn't impact search and discovery
But, if the video is also not suitable for a wider audience,
then you might see a poor performance
So they're basically saying
"if a video gets to demonetized it has nothing to do with lower views
okay?
But if a video has...
ehhhh,
Explicit content
Then it's not gonna get as many views
but your video is demonetized...
Because you don't have explicit content."
Ehhh, they're saying yes, and no at the same time.
It's like tennis.
It's a going back and forth.
(tennis sounds)
we--we aye--
we dodged around the issue."
(COD:Black ops) Gah,
just keep hearing, the fucking numbers!
The numbers!
What do they mean?
Now something recently,
uh,
very interesting came to light,
Thanks to a study
that showed that according to their analysis,
YouTube is systematically suppressing content,
that have limited monetization
or have been completely demonetized.
How did they notice this you ask?
Through the numbers!
(COD:black ops) Focus Mason!
We are out of fucking time!
The numbers what do they mean?
(COD:black ops) Keep hearing the fucking numbers!
Just want to point out,
This is a Swedish study,
So you know 100% how legit it is.
Now, YouTube have a hidden variable
called "Excluded_Ads"
in the source code of all videos with monetization enabled
You can access this variable by right-clicking and selecting
"view page source"
then simply press ctrl F
and search for "excluded_ads".
If your video is demonetized,
It will have one of the following key variables:
102, 104 or 109
(COD: Black Ops) Mason: "Oh my god,
the numbers are real!!"
Unknown: They've always been real, Mason!
Let's go and check this out,
let's go to my demonetize section,
which I also like to call
all my content!
*claps*
Okay, okay, all right
Excluded
Ads
there we go
46
64
76
89
106
115
keep hearing the fucking numbers
Now after noticing these numbers
youtubers
started to try and figure out,
What are the numbers mean?
What are they mean?
Thanks to the channel "Nerd City"
the numbers so far that have been discovered
102:
profanity and rough language
104 means
sexually suggestive content
109: sensational and shocking
113: tragedy and conflict,
115: sensitive social issues.
I don't know, okay.
People are still trying to figure it out
And if your video got demonetized
do help out
and share the cause.
Butt
what the study also discovered
was that videos that did get demonetised
significantly
Got less traction
than the videos that were monetized,
at least if they have lower viewership
So what our research shows
is that demonetized videos,
especially with lower viewership,
are less promoted than monetized videos with the same viewership
to a very great extent
Such a significant difference can only be caused
if YouTube is actively devaluing demonetized videos
using some sort of function
So videos with lower viewership can't compete against monetized videos
But as the views gets higher,
more and more videos are able to push through
despite with the evaluation
Thereby causing the visible pattern in the graph,
which otherwise would not exist.
so basically,
uh
videos like mine
should technically push through
even if they do get demonetized,
but if you have a smaller channel,
uh
GOODBYE.
you need some prior knowledge,
and if you watched my last video on AI
then you will easierly understand
this video
isn't that great?
because, YouTube...
the way YouTube runs, its recommendation system
and their Demonetization system,
is run through an AI
a deep neural network,
which we know what that is
It's a self-taught AI
which basically means...
it's not YouTube going
"hey! do this! okay, huh?"
It's a- it's a- it's a- it's a-
Entity.
if people didn't fear AI before,
just think of how much I fear
the YouTube recommendation AI
There's basic- there--
There's document about this published-ized,
and it's actually really interesting
I love how advanced this is
especially if you go back,
because back in the day with--with the--
The reason for an AI to even exist to have recommendation videos
is because back in the day on YouTube
The only way you would find a video
was for searching the title, or the tags
Now people started to immediately
abuse this
by writing the exact same title
and the exact same tags as the video.
Remember boob girls--
Reply girls- sorry that's their name
They would basically show up in the recommended bar for popular videos
because they would copy their title and their tags.
So people started abusing
the system,
and it just didn't work anymore
and YouTube had to come up with something better
So it's really funny to me,
How this is, uh...they had--
this "advanced study" on neural networks.
It's thanks to boob girls
Thank You boob girls
now it's really interesting because uh--
A neural network needs a goal
an incentive.
They work just like human beings,
if you know because you watch my video,
for example the MarI/O
self-taught AI,
which was an AI that taught itself how to play Mario,
It's incentive
which was named in this case, Fitness,
Was increased by walking in the right axis.
You see the Fitness increases,
That's his goal.
And then through trial and error
Mario improves, and can play the game better.
YouTube's
recommendation works in the exact same way,
or in at least a very similar
where
It's incentive is based on watch time.
The--the AI takes videos
that they think will increase the watch time
test it on a few people
Did it increase watch time?
a--if the answer is yes?
Throw it--you know, throw it--
here's ah here's the video to everyone
because it increases watch time on YouTube
This one was demonetised
Uh, Most likely uh- go away, ok?
and it's a really interesting solution to this problem
because if you solely based
video recommendation on likes,
then, controversial videos wouldn't make it
to recommended
But at least now we can better understand why
demonetized videos
doesn't get recommended
or why they don't get as many views
Becuase recommended is a huge part of our viewership
since YouTube has really thrown out the whole subscription
idea more and more out the window
because their goal is to increase watch time
That's what gonna give them better ads
and it makes sense
I will say Tom Scott did a video about this
where he explains how the YouTube algorithm works
He explains his thousand times better than I do
But I did find it really interesting
how he pointed out that the flaw in this AI
Which is, that
even though its goal is to increase watch time,
it can't determine what the quality of the video is,
it doesn't know exactly
What- what the video is about,
what -what does it contain?
And that's what it's been trying to do
now with the demonetization in picture
where--where the AI will scan the video,
it will scan the thumbnail,
we know there's technology to do this
We can use an example here.
Here's my thumbnail.
It's a person.
It's okay
It scans the title,
it scans the description,
the tags,
and the caption
to determine if the video is
monetizable or not,
because there's no way YouTube would be able to do this on all its content because
An- it- so much is uploaded on YouTube every single day
it needs an AI to fully function
But I found it really interesting how he points out
the flaw in AI.
It can't tell the difference between videos that are suitable for children
made with education in mind
and
Creepy
trademark, infringing, unofficial efforts
it just knows
What kids click on
and what they watch.
so the YouTube algorithm promotes stuff that gets more watch time..
But it doesn't really know what it is
It can do its best effort, too,
And you can tell this is
Something that YouTube had to do last minute
because it recently came out
what people call Adpocalypse II,
and I'm not responsible for this one
Thank you.
Ads are pulling out now
because it was discovered that really creepy and disturbing videos were shown
and promoted to millions of kids
because it was picked up by the algorithm
and promoted to them
Tom predicted it,
it's kind of interesting
there was also a search result,
basically when you type in "how to..."
it showed up "how to have s*x with your kids"
it showed how to have sex with your kids.
It's weird.
Wasn't this video
Educational?
Don't we all understand each other a little better?
BUT THE NUMBERS?!
What do they mean?
Only you can tell us what the codes mean.
I find it really interesting because this is what happens constantly,
Where Youtube
can't say what they're doing
because if they explain what they're doing
people are gonna abuse the algorithm
but it also leads to the effect of people discovering numbers
and trying to figure out what they mean
and they--we have every right to trying to,
like this is our job.
This is our livelihood
We depend on this,
having the videos demonetized is a huge deal
and especially as we've seen now for smaller channels
Obviously we as creators, need to work together to figure out all these things, but at the same time YouTube
They need to hide the information from us, but
in--inevitably leads to chaos
every single time
Who wins here?
No one.
That seems to be a common census in all my videos.
Now is a great time
if you want to support your creators
Buy their merch, support their patron,
especially if they are smaller
Hopefully the AI will improve
that's what they're saying
and that's how self taught neural networks work.
This has been PewDiePie
leave a like
and
hopefully we can get this to trending
if you share,
like,
and watch the whole thing
twice
watch it again
Again
and again,
see this is what you really should be telling at the end of the video
Hey watch the video again,
shithead
you going somewhere?
Open a new tab
and click again!!
alright
squad fam out.
we did it Kyle,
we got it
(the terminator rises)
No!!!
NO!!
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WHO WORE IT BETTER? - Duration: 11:01.Leave your entries in the sub reddit bros!(SKRATADAAAHH FLUORIDAHHH)
and I'll watch submissions
in the next episode of LWIAY.
Welcome to LWIAY, the brand-new original show that we're done episode
14!! Wow, time goes by fast when you're having fun. Isn't that right? At least I haven't done
379 of these. 14 is not such a bad number all the sudden...
Hope you enjoyed the original intro. It's made by Day by Dave. Thank you very much now
Let's go into the memes if you want to submit your meme, the link is in the description
Don't be shy I know you're sitting on a really good meme for a while now, and you haven't submitted it
How are you gonna become?
Anywhere in life if you haven't submitted to the PewDiePie submission yet clearly you're doing wrong things in life
You haven't gotten anywhere. This could be your hit
This could be your make it moment you could submit a meme. That would get upvotes on the pewdiepie subreddit
Do you understand the opportunities that I am presenting to you, okay?
This is not me taking content from you. This is me giving you
Opportunities you are welcome. I know I am a saint
I am the nicest guy ever nice guy PewDiePie Christian Channel. Let's go
Remember happy wheels this is it now feel old yet?
original content original game ideas
Be careful you call ugly in middle school. What do we got lost oh?
Very Nice..good old giggle
Only true PewDiePie fans will understand this meme okay only only
hardcore watch every single video everyday twice, to increase his watch time
Pewdiepie fans fam squads
post the dankest memes you can find the bros squad fam hold my beer
skrattar du
Yeah, this pretty much summarizes the whole reddit, good job everybody!
Can't tell if it's a good thing or if it's just sad.
Did you laugh or did you lose?
Hey, man, it's a simple question I still don't--
I haven't gotten a single person answering a second times the cha-
oh HERE WE GO AGAIN
Well done, I need to do another green screen soon.. Let me let me do that for next time.
wait what the fuck
wait what the f**k???
Did you laugh or did you lose? I don't even get the meme. It's a loss meme you guys aren't ahead of me
I know hahaha, I understand the meme haha
I get it,
EA-- ee -- OH! I see it now!
*Laughs in Swedish*
Well done.. pft, poor EA I mean no, there's no poor EA..
Well-written structured original joke.. loss
It's kind of true, I don't know why it's funny don't think about it too much it gets weird
Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how he got there? It's been a tough year ok it's been
It's not been the best year for 2017 okay
I didn't let's just say I don't want to relive it.
Could this compete with Pewd's chair-- esscuse mehh
ESCUSE ME
This chair is much BETTER
CAN THE CHAIR DO THIS?
I DON'T THINK SO!
the chair is 399 -- and I'm --
Perfect holiday gift for you and your friends
"who wore it better--" pss
eugh, that's it that's a thick A$$
Stranger yung lean shirt, and I will not have you discriminate it for some sort of Disney product. Thank you very much
How would you even get in and out of that huh pathetic guys if I installed Windows 7 of?
32 bits 2 times will it become 64 bits help please yes, but it will also become Windows 14.
I don't think this was meant to be this dark
Shoot The Kids
Hang The Family
Frame Them All
Christian channel, please what no one no one saw --
Shoot the kids--
hang the family--
f r a m e D e m
graduating from MIT, watching all seasons of Rick and Morty--
understanding PewDiePie's stance on net neurtality
EUGH ehehe oh man--
I had to take the video down and correct myself because I was literally arguing agai- for net neutrality but
Accidentally against at the same time. It's a it's a complicated a lot of people don't understand
It's the kind of you laugh, or did you laugh?
Or did you lose kind of thing and not a lot of people you need to have a pretty much this level of IQ
Perspective on Pewds, what his parent think he does?
What his viewer thinks he does how to remove copyright claim 100% solved what Marzia thinks he does respect women
What the media thinks he does? This is a very accurate so far what the haters thinks he does PewDiePie spi--
That's actually true what he actually does--
Just read off how to videos good job everybody
rich female celebrities with hair like this have a
125 per chance I'm telling you how oppressed women are hey, I don't have that haircut anymore
hey, I'm not a wahmen
I respect them that doesn't mean.
Well, This is just science again. That's true. It's science its scientific
It must be hard it must be hard ok. Oh wait did
I just self diss damn it
While watching PewDiePie videos after a week watching PewDiePie's videos every day
Watching the video right after making it public so you managed to watch the original
before it gets demonetised
Yeah now now when I take a video down it just cuts up everyone like
Before you could finish the video even if I took the video down YouTube
2017 everybody not just me who pays the price now, huh?
How 'bout that
When you make a subreddit and your fans just use it to spam the same memes over and over again
I made some mistake fuck shit f**K
I made some mistake
shut the fuc- shut the fuc- shut the f- christian-
Be quiet, be quiet please. Net Neutrality got repealed recently
I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever repealed it, was probably more happy to see it go then
I'm sad to lose it
No, no
You don't did he make this did shenanigans make this is this an original did he just meme his own mean I got layers boy
That's impressive end world hunger end world poverty sue kids for cheating
It was surprising how many of you actually thought they were fine to sue the kid.
Apparently I made another mistake there
The reason why he got sued was because he counterclaimed the video
Which the only option after that is to take legal action so really EPIC Games were just cornered
Oopsie I made a mistake again oopsy-daisy. No one cares, please keep watching
PewDiePie filming his- I never seen this meme oh, I never seen that one
That's really good
Never seen this meme never ever have I seen this meme, please keep posting it if you don't have a core message
That is making a positive impact on the planet what the fuck are you doing?
That's right Sorsha ok I'm making a positive impact. I can't even say it
East Coast West Coast
Please guys, please stop the Nazi memes. It's been eight months
They're gonna make another compilation okay?
They'll make a anniversary edition. I'm sure please stop.
how to reach the ten minute mark quality content get the door
Oh.
Sorry
*Trying to reach 10 minute mark*
Sorry I had to
Make a visit to the restroom. I'm sure my editor will just cut it out
Fuck you pewds. Love though I stopped slavery
I stopped the Nazis. I stopped apartheid I stopp-
That wasn't me why do everyone keep being so salty at me like oh it was your fault
Why are you complaining about demonitize? Am I the one that put the ads in the video? Oh yeah?
No, you're right. I did I undercover uploaded a bunch of okay. I mean let's get really with me now
You know what fuck you fuck you it's a Power Move by the media because they canceled my TV show okay
They're like. Aye, YouTube does whatever we tell them
Bunch of losers let's keep striking, okay, if YouTube kept my show the ad pocalypse would never have happened
YouTube is the fault stop blaming me sexy hiking with feet of fire. That's awesome Killian Wagner
That's awesome. Thank you very much
That's so dope that's perfect for like a phone background
And we are hitting the final page where the top memes are all
Located. This is the top percent of the 1%
Let's watch original content Fridays with PewDiePie
Let's play oh, I see I'm jumping all over it you're never gonna. Let it go huh?
Me while watching a new pew-
Marzia, why is she doing that?
What is she doing
I've never ever seen her do this. What in the world I respect this meme as a Swistian when you spend three hours
Photoshopping a meme to get five up votes
Yeah, well you need to promote your memes, okay?
It's not just about you got a network for the memes and this one made it somehow
So I don't know listen if you want to make it to the top
You gotta work for it alright the PDP's submission reddit is one of the finest subreddits of all time
It doesn't get better than this it doesn't get better when you're too broke to buy a game
So you just watch people play it on YouTube. This is a microaggression. I think this is a microaggression
Okay, just because you're an african-american gentleman doesn't mean that you have any less access to
Monetary gains new you laughs you lose. Demonitize
Reupl-
Yes, that was good well done, you know what you get a you get an
b64 in review what the fuck
please submit your memes for the next one don't forget to leave a like
this is a family-friendly Christian channel, so do tell all your kids to subscribe watch the video three times and
Get it to trending come on come on. I haven't seen a single one of my videos get to trending in 84 years
Please, squad fam out.
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E N O U G H ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! - Duration: 11:28.You think I can't beat...
This easy game?
EAAAA-SAAAH
EASY!
Ohhhh
How many times have I died?
Oh
OH that's right
He hasn't died
Oh, oh look at--
Look at him!
He's doing it...
Perfectly.
I wonder how.
It's not like I've done this
a million fucking times...
by now.
*soft laugh*
Oh, you cheeky bastard. Huh?
You thought you could...
do a little...
(???) on me?
Can you fuck off?
If you think this game is hard...
Then I'll tell you what;
You might want to check your
privilege there, buddy.
If this game was life,
this game would be...
s t r a i g h t w h i t e m a l e.
Oh, shit
Now.
Let's go to the fucking place...
where dreams are died-- *nice grammar*
dead.
Dreams DIE here.
Oh look!
Mr. Orange we meet again.
Goodbye
Goodbye Mr. Orange.
Goodby--
Oh Jesus
*sighs*
This bit sucks so fucking much.
I'm legit just sick of it.
ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION
sssss---
Easy.
That was not easy you fucking idiot,
listen to me.
Okay,
all right,
watch this.
Acceptance Of Consequences
Easy.
ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION PT. 2
Ohh..
I'm out of mouse space *This is where he knew...*
what the f- *He fucked up.*
DO I DO?!!
STOP
you've--no.
Do I need a hanger ship for my mousepad?!
I ran out of space.
What do I do?
What the fuck mouse?!
I'm adding an extra
because this is ridiculous.
This mountain makes no sense, by the way
Fuck you.
you know what fuck off pace
Get me back up
Stop sliding, please
Okay,
double mouse
strat clearly doesn't work.
Okay?
Slow...
Slow...
Slow- *slides off*
Oh god
stop
I don't know how people do this, bit.
I just don't understand it
I keep sliding down no matter what I do
and I don't have that big of a mouse mat.
I'm sorry
So I'm gonna have to go with the (???) strat
(???) strat doesn't work
No keep falling.
I don't care
Razor
You make the worst fucking mouse pad
I've ever seen.
How can you fuck up a mouse pad?
It's not that fucking hard.
This fucking bit...
*Fucking bit... Kinky.*
Can suck my fucking--
Keep falling keep falling. *hint of malice*
I dare you.
(Extreme noises up ahead)
*The usual violent cat that hisses at you*
HAH!
HWUHHH!
UHHHH!
OOFWEHHH!
*Crazed laughter with a spice of relief*
OH WOW!
Wow everybody!
He did it!!!
He did it!!!
Yatta!
BAAAH!
You thought I couldn't do it?
EASY-SAHHH
EASY-SEHHH
Go away Edgar.
Oh, okay
All right.
I get it.
Oh, it's gonna be hard now because you--
BAAAH
fuck off
easy
Hey a little thumbs up
isn't that cute?
oh now--now it's when the game really gets hard pewds
Now it's when to b--
Fuck Off.
Thank you...
thumbs up.
Thank you.
I think I'm actually stuck with it
oh wow
that is a
Tiny little thumb
BRRRRRAAAP
OH OHHHH
You tried to scare me,
but I don't get scared
ever
Not sure how to do this bit,
BUT I DON'T CARE
Oh no
hey hey hey hey thumbs
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Oh, this time is gonna be easy.
I done it once before
should be easy to do this again, man
Yeah, boy.
I'm coming up
I want the world to know
you gotta let it show
coming--
I'm coming up
I want the--*gibberish*
EHHH
I want the world to know *DEMON CHILD VOICE*
you've gotta let it show *AHHHHHH*
*Is that demon child... Masturbating?
EHEHEHE
EHEHEHE
What once seemed impossible,
is now extremely doable!
Just like your mother! *horns blazing*
*Laugh of a corrupt nobleman*
Hey tiger.
Listen here.
I ain't got time for you.
while making this game;
"How--can we make that, can we make it steeper?
please?
Let's make it steeper"
Hello
Mr. Thumb
We meet again!
It's been written
Mr. Thumb
Why did you do that?
That is just stupid
Keep falling
I fucking dare you
you know what?
you know what?
see if I give a shit
keep falling
you think I care?
You think I fucking care?
take me back.
Take me back all the way
Can't even--
oh
Oh no, I keep--
shut the fuck up
I'm back baby.
Ohhhhhh
ohhhhh
You thought I was gonna go away did ya?
You thought I was gonna fucking go--
WHAT THE F--
That's fine
Not a big deal at all.
Ahh, you messed that fucking shit up.
Getting a little sweaty now... HAHA
*LICKING POWER 9000*
Come on bitch
What you got?
Huh?
What you got?
Bish show me.
Bish show me what you got.
oh
my
god
*IT'S OFF THE SPECTRUM!*
Oh... You like Happy Meals
on McDonald's?
ohhhh
I bet you doooo
Edgar, sit the fuck still
It's like I'm--uuhuhuhuh
enough distractions
bish
Do you like Happy Meals
on McDonaAAAAAAH
WAAAAAH
AHHHHH
Listen here.
I don't care.
You need to go--
you need to go Edgar.
You need to go.
I'm not your dad
fuck off
Okay, I don't have to pay child services for more...
whatever
this bit sucks so much
that I could become a titty dispenser *Uhhh wut?*
you know I'm saying? *No...*
Grab the rock *bow chicka bow wow*
move it slow *I see what you did there poods*
No, no no no
no no no no
It is fine.
You try again.
Little pewdiepie
Just try again
my
poodie friend
ohhhhhhh
You've done this many times
you can do it again
You can do it again pewds
Just believe
you got your friends,
ORRLY?
their waiting for you to do it
ohhhh
Come on poods,
Please
we want you to do the thing
Please just do the thing
*His tongue sure is big...*
Oh, I'm doing it.
Ah, I'm out of mouse space
I'm out of my mouse--
I am leg--
not joking
I am at the edge
of
Them--
but I'm at the edge of my--
I'm using my hand now.
Oh, it does not work
Uhhhh
NO!
THIS SLIDE, I'M SO SICK OF IT
I'm back!!! *We slowly witness Felix go coco*
*laughs*
*He is dying inside you know?*
you thought I was gonna quit, did ya?
Oh no no no no
I'm not just some casual
Little youtuber
who's like
"oh dis game is very hard,
Oh, I feel so angry
Well cuz the game is a little more trickier than I'm used to
so I'm so angry"
Oh, that ain't me, man
no no no no no
that ain't me, man
That ain't me
That ain't me man
that ain't me
that ain't me
okay?
alright everybody
Don't go too slow
cuz you'll run out of mouse space
oh,
oh
mai wa--
I'm--I'm out of mouse space
I'm out of mouse space
I'm not joking
I'm not joking
put it down,
put it down,
put it down,
put it down,
put a down,
put a down
put it down (x5)
Oh! How nice everybody?
oh
He's killing it, everybody
we're watching live poodiepie
fucking suck the...
Okay, Wow!
Great
it's great commentary coming from Pewdiepie
He does this for a living
He says
Wow incredible
hello little Catty kudu katta
Alright,
you want some of this?
alright
Don't extend your arm.
Okay?
Do not extend your arms
cause you'll flick yourself out
And that's what he wants you to do
do not do that
do not do what he wants you to do
Hah?
aye yae yae yae
careful there, buddy
aye
You being--be real
hey you gotta be...
Fuck you,
huh?
how about that?
fuck you
Do not extend
do not extend your arm, Felix
aye, ay, ay, ay,
Mr. Pussycat
do you wanna--
Nahnahnahnah nah fam
you're leaning the wrong way
oh, no no no no
there you go.
Ay holmes
Do not EXTEND
DO NOT EXTEND
catch it.
Catch it.
Catch it
EASY
oh you thought I would die
oh, no, no
do not extend
the arm
Don't extend
suck a dick.
Oh don't even fucking try to do that
don't extend the fucking arm
Ay Mr. Thumbie
oh, that's gonna push me down isn't it?
oh?
oh, Okay, okay,
Okay!
Okay, everybody! *Omae wa...*
Okay! *Mou shindeiru!*
Huh...????
N A N I ? ! ? !
You think this is funny?
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Look at Vayne
She turned back! Nice!
Wow, Oh my God
Mystic is down!
brTT- The Comeback Kid
Robo can stop him...
Go brTT! Go Dioud! Double Kill!
There it is! Ace!
Quadrakill brTT!
IgNar- Playmaker
The team's gonna have to meet him on the other side
The cleanse comes out- OH!!!
He's fishing for Nukeduck- OH!!!
Faker- The Demon King
GG!
GG!
GG!
Ziv- Supernova
E and Flash! Oh!
Solokilled Marin! What?!
Slam Dunk kills Lee Sin, hits the Q
Wow!
Sneaky- The Man, the Meme, the Legend
So much pressure put on Cloud 9, they lose the--
Oh my God he stole the Elder Dragon!
That definitely--
Oh wow! Deadly Flourish! Sneaky!
Levi- The Hitman
Knocked back with Unraveled Earth, but so much damage!
First blood for Levi!
Archie still alive, Stark Flashed
Kill comes from Levi!
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DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - YLYL #0012 - Duration: 10:04.You laugh-
you lose!
The rules...
they're simple.
You laugh-
you lose
man
Do you understand?
You get it?
Good.
Then, let's go!!
You laugh....
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Was that a... dog?
And a fence?
Oh, he's trying to jump over it- I get it
heh heh
I was like, 'what is happening'
Aww, poor dog
Just wanted to jump the fence. You almost had it buddy, you almost-
Okay, moving- moving on. I did not laugh, so far have not laughed...
batgirl...
What do you like about Batgirl?
I'm actually really enjoying this Black Canary storyline.
I LOVED Black Canary.
Hey there! What's in the bag?
huh? *wtf*
I'm from geek TV and today, we're talking to local comic fans and finding out what they're purchasing. So what's in the bag?
(im fuked)
(oh shit oh shiiiiiii-)
uh *swallows*
It's called brother-sister
That's awesome! And what is that about- like a brother-sister crime-fighting duo?
(uhhh...)
It's about a brother and a sister... that-
Fu- CHRISTIAN CHANNEL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
*snickers*
Brother sister, it's a nice little crime-fighting drama-... this guy's a
-legendary troll. "As a small group of protesters prayed, hundreds waited for tickets to the unveiling of-
"- an 8-foot tall bronze statue."
This is so fucking good. "I'm just excited to see my Lord and Savior Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone-"
"-I'll do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized. I don't know- notice me senpai, notice me."
In this glorious in tallien stone represented in such glorious italian stone
No
Satan's pretty cool. No. There's no way this is real. Are you kidding me?
How did this make it- how did this make it through to news
I don't know, satan's pretty cool, I guess
Christian Channel, I do not I do not support this message by any means okay?
It's like you can't have one without the other you know. Oh my god. There's more?
Cement and covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean
But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency
That's surround my poor soul? so I carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker lost in the hills of
misfortune looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again
I find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness. He goes on for a full two minutes
To be fair she did get three strikes, let's count them okay?
You get one two three, and you're out. Okay? Thank you. All right this next one's an actual outtake
I remember this Donald Trump was here taping something called Donald Trump secrets for us
And we asked him to start the bit by just pouring himself a glass of water
That's all we asked him to do and here's what he did
You didn't think of that did you?
Alright? Is that okay with you?
You like it or not, but true that is an option
You didn't think I was gonna do that did ya?
He's so proud of it, too
I've seen this one holy shit. That's fucking wicked
Come on it doesn't even have the tags on it
What are you screaming like a little child for okay? I would never scream like a little child. This is not a funny meme
So dumb no way I'm laughing at this
Shut the fuck up goddamn it. "I don't like him putting chemicals in the water
that turn the fricking frogs gay"
Oh, hell yeah
"fight for your life"
Let's get slippy in here. Hey slippy, what are you? What do you think of this?
What he is saying is true. A long time ago, my village was full of nothing but
heterosexual frogs and toads and
then
one day Hillary Clinton dumped toxic chemicals into our local water source and all of us
including me
slippy the Frog became gay. that's great
Did you just flip me off
Moving on.
oh, Russia
You know- you know someone who's asked him like "Hey, dude do something that looks important."
Is it the reebok or the nike?
You're looking a little rough around the edges
Some are just disappointing when you laugh at them.
My god finally one that made me laugh, okay
by that we're gonna end this episode of another episode of the first episode of
skrattar du förlorar du
Thank you guys for watching really appreciate all the likes
Can we hit a lot of likes on this one? Can we get it to trending?
That would be great
Because it'd be impossible
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We Need To Talk About The Disturbing Exploitation Of Kids On YouTube... - Duration: 7:18.Sup you beautiful bastard hope you're having
fantastic Thursday
fantastic Thanksgiving
Welcome back to the show whether you are watching this to escape your family or your this is actually this would be a weird one
To show your family where you get some of your news that's because today is a weird disturbing one
But it does kind of fit in the theme of
Thanksgiving about family unfortunately
It doesn't seem to be about a good
families the reason for that is this kind of an update in addition to a story we covered last week about
Really really inappropriate content on YouTube that was geared towards children
We saw a lot of animation and live-action of characters hurting each other doing weird sex fetish stuff together
Characters eating poop tricking each other into drinking each other's pee need a recap of that and that whole Elsa gate thing
I'll link to that video down below, but in that video
I mentioned Child Exploitation said that we would get to that as well because that is also a very big issue
There's a good number of people that have a different idea in general what they think about Child Exploitation
Some people have a low bar of just having a channel that is that is focused on a child or children
That by itself is exploitation to that I say I understand where you're coming from the mindset there
But I don't that that's I think too low a bar that bar includes channels like ryan toysreview
Which is a massively successful channel?
And they were accused of biting a brought him onto the show met the family met the kid that that child that child is having
A blast making those videos that child wants to make the videos far more than the parents it is new silly family stuff in their
Videos now if at any point one of the kids in a video doesn't want to do it
They still have to do it boom that's exploitation. You could argue. That's abuse at that point
You're essentially forcing a child to work reason
I mentioned that kind of channel that's geared towards children is because what we're about to compare it to is
Oh my god channels
We saw on YouTube like toy freak eight million Plus subscribers millions and millions of views on
tons of video and the videos included things like the father
terrifying the daughters filming them while they were in the
Bathtub and shower of them spit up food or force feet up or having pretend to be babies
There's one video where it looks like the girl peed or they just try and make it look like the girl peed on her so
I would you embrace a pee fetish video with your family like I've seen the reports that he's done interviews
And he said you know he's trying to follow a trend.
That's your family
How could you put a video out of one of your daughters
Peeing on the other even if you just insinuate to ensure the wet spot on one of your children after
Does that how do you think this is going to affect them mentally?
And I'm so tired of parents that do this, and they're like the kid says it's okay
You're the parent you're putting your child a minor in a position where they're incentivized to go along with whatever you say
it's why I say I
Understand where people come from where even if a channel is just focused on a child
They think it's messed up for videos like this or the DaddyO5 situation. We've talked about in the past
It's like come on when you find a lot of these inappropriate videos
It does feel like many of them are just copying one another
They're they're doing the same thing but but taking just a different character
Or a different person these are your daughters also keep in mind. It's not just Greg Chisolm there
There are a ton of accounts and weird
Genres the report that came out from a BuzzFeed around this they talked about Greg what they also talked about just the genre of
Children acting like babies the videos that got featured there were then removed and in fact one of the reasons
I mentioned this isn't just to say that there is a problem
Just like many of these other outlets have been doing
But it's also to point out that YouTube is listening and doing something about it right now Greg Chisolm
the toy freaks channel got shut down YouTube also saying in a statement this week in the last week we
Terminated over 50 channels and removed thousands of videos under these guidelines. You've also said in a recent announcement
They're going a step further to block comments on a lot of these videos with young kids you have a lot of inappropriate sexual
or predatory comment Jim said they're getting even more aggressive here where they're just going to turn off the comments in general on videos where
They find that adding across the board we have scaled up resources to ensure that
Thousands of people are working around the clock to monitor review and make the right decisions across our ads and content policy these latest enforcement
Changes will take shape over the weeks and months ahead as we work to tackle this evolving challenge
That's fantastic
But hopefully YouTube realizes that this is not just a moment in time
This has to be a change moving forward even after all those channels were shut down videos were removed
It's still very easy to find very troubling videos
There's some channels that are debatable and they shouldn't be compared one to one that being kind of like young gymnast channels
some of those
Channels seem to include. Just little girls that like gymnastics, and it's like hey
I learned a new movie, then there are those channels
But the the camerawork zooms in like in a way that I can't show you in this video
and I wouldn't want to sometimes they seemingly go out of their way to wear less clothes in the video the
Thumbnails are incredibly troubling you also have channels like Lady Diana that seem to show children in trouble constant little kids tied up
There's kidnapping fake torture channels like mr.. Tisha you have a scary clown
That's like kidnapping a kid I seems to
Advertise pain and discomfort for children giant ant bites child another one of the kids bleeding from his good mind
It's not the case for every kind of video, but some of the videos that we're talking about here
End up getting monetize
And that's without even going into the weird random shit that pops up if you search webcam videos
We got channels like seven fabulous teen and this channel might sound familiar because a while ago Daniel Tosh on his show tosh point-o he
Pointed it out
Yeah Videos like the naughty elf on show where this teenage girl gets an elf on the shelf
And then it kidnaps her then dragging and taping her
Unconscious body against a wall the Elf on a shelf then eats the marshmallow in slow motion
And this is a channel that on
It's about page says is a parentally control moderated shadow the parents are responsible for all uploads once again
I'm not making this video to shame YouTube. I acknowledge that they are trying
They are trying a lot more than it seems they have for a while
But making a video on this for a few reasons one to acknowledge that YouTube is trying and they will need to
Continue to try moving forward. This is not a moment in time. You are just playing a ton of catch
They are currently trying to do something so I want to give them props for that because it's very easy to complain
I also want to acknowledge good chain the second is to showcase more channels and and to remind
friends and family of children kids can still come across things like this YouTube can try
And I think they will try their best to stop stuff like this because it is in their best interest if channels like rainbow rhymes
They have a 25 minute video
Beautifully in the middle of this video that seems to be for babies a plane crash is killing all of purple bears friends
This is another channel called a mental ATT vit once again a lot of these channels follow the same theme this channel
Also has a naughty Elf on a shelf video obviously the biggest difference here
Is that an even younger child is taped against the wall guy videos like this with the title wound with knife?
Giant right from beginning the kids crying thumbnails where there's a hand
Closing and on a nose another where it looks like a car is about to run over her where her face is all bandaged up
And she's bleeding there's always going to be something that slips through the cracks, so don't let YouTube kids
Don't let the YouTube app be your child's parent at the very least just try and keep an eye on
What they're watching and when you see something that's really messed up
Flag away YouTube is a massive website the reason they're talking about trying to perfect their
Algorithm to find it to not just rely on human beings is because there's just so much content
And if anything it's good to see that there. There are some issues that it's not really a partisan issue
I've seen people on the left and the right
Calling this out because everyone wants just to protect the kids that is we're gonna end today's show I of course do want to pass
a question offs you
With these stories coming out does it doesn't make you
Concerned about YouTube kids you feel like it falls more on YouTube or the parents in general
I'd love to know your thoughts on this story remember if you like this video like what I'm trying to do on this channel hit
That like button if you're new here hit that subscribe button so if you missed the last philip defranco show you want to catch up
Click or tap right there to watch that well if you want to see the newest behind the scenes vlog click or tap right there to
Watch that lot so that's it of course as always my name's philip defranco. You've just been phill'd in I
Love yo faces, and i'll see you next time
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THIS KID IS GETTING SUED *and you'll never guess why* - Duration: 11:24.If there's one thing that makes me really angry.
*swedish inner hulk*
It just makes my blood just wanna go and...
*Grunt*
I just wanna scream!
*hulk gasm*
it's cheaters
I don't--I don't like em
I don't like em *unknown gibberish* I don't like cheaters
*more hulk gasm*
But no one
dislikes cheaters
As much as Epic games.
I thank you Epic games
For your noble deeds.
You may have heard the story.
"Epic games is suing a 14-year old for cheating in Fortnite, and his mother is fighting back".
Hell yeah.
Epic games.
This is Epic games, and this is haters,
Sue you. I'm gonna sue you.
Suing you left and right
That's great
that there's Epic games is suing this 14 year old and all
but do they know?
Have they confirmed if it's Clara or not?
HAAAA
Wait what the fuck?
Clara!
Hold on
Clara.
Give me one second
Clara!
Let me just message this girl.
Give me one second.
Why the f*ck is this on my computer right now?
Where is this?
How do I close this?
Yo rock I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now
What the f*ck is that?
Hello?
I bet it was Clara.
That son of a sneaky, sneaky snake.
That sneaky snake.
Clara always coming in with her cheats.
Now. If you haven't played Fortnite.
It's a battle royale, uh, type of game
good old fun.
And, uh, people like to cheat in it.
T-E-M-P-Z
Ghost
Yeah, dude.
Yo he just stopped and medded and
literally now there's a fight right in front of him
that he--there's no vision of whatsoever
Yep
instant headshot again
Anoth--And he just shot at somebody that you couldn't even see.
Uh, Yep another one,
another one, yeah, he's a hundred percent
fucking cheating.
Oh my god. I'm fucking recording this shit.
Is that Clara?
that's cl--that's--that's--I think that's Clara
now don't get me wrong I-I-I
Don't understand why you would cheat?
and that's not me making some.
I don't understand how someone could possibly cheat in the game
It's more like
How fun is it to?
Just watch the computer play the game for you, like
you're not playing the game if you're cheating in a first-person shooter
And you're being an asshole,
okay, you're being an ass so stop cheating.
That's right.
Family fr--
nice guy PewDiePie
telling you here, right as it is now
don't cheat in video games.
Cheating is a huge problem for
fortnite and, uh
So what does epic games the creator of fortnite do?
they make a statement.
They made a statement on their website saying that they're gonna strike down on these cheaters.
They're gonna. They're gonna
They're gonna get them. They didn't say how though
They said
"We don't want to give too many clues about what we're doing
but we're going to roll out tools"
epic games just going like
Hehehe
ehhh, we're not--we're not gonna give too many clues,
how we're gonna stop these cheaters
but, ahhh, we got--we have some ideas
about a week later,
it comes out that Epic sues Fortnight cheaters for
copyright infringement
It seems a bit weird to sue someone
cheating for copyright infringement
like that's how they strike down on them
But apparently I might be wrong
I don't really understand the whole coding bit,
but they're (the cheaters) changing
the coding
Which they don't own the copyright to
and they're not allowed to do that
so that's copyright infringement
I don't...I don't
how do you mod then?
what's--what's modding then? is modding illegal?
Uh, in their legal document though, they
They wrote, "cheats give a cheater power to do or see things that other players cannot
for instance a cheat might enable a cheater
to see through solid objects,
teleport,
or make moves other players cannot,
such as a spin
followed by
an instant headshot to another player".
I'd never thought
I'd see a 360 no-scope being described in legal terms
well done, Epic games
Literally any online game will lose players
if it gets infested by cheaters
It's statistically proven every time that cheaters drive players away
and for good reasons
No one likes to play with the cheater
It's--it's not fun
their approach to this was to
sue these players
to stop people from cheating
people are saying they're making an example out of these people
both defendants face up to
$150,000 statutory damages
for copyright infringement
Now I've seen arguments on both side of this saying
This is ridiculous
Even by game publisher standards
ban the offenders and move on
if your game is easily broken
it's on you
but then I have the other side of people saying
Good. You know, we don't like cheaters.
They're ruining the game
I'm glad they are striking down on them.
It's a very
Divided topic
and that's what we discuss here on the PewDiePie channel
the thing though that this comment, eh
Isn't taken into account
is that Fortnite is a free-to-play game
You can't just ban the player
They're just gonna make a new an account
and that's what was happening with one of the cheaters
is that they made new accounts over
and over and over and
That's why they finally decided okay.
We need to stop these guys
Now then it came out
through a document sent by the mother of one of the cheaters
that he is
14 year old
there was a plea sent to the jer- uh- judge from the mother who...
People speculate as a lawyer,
and she makes a pretty good case against Epic Games actually
she basically states that Fortnite needs
a legal parents consent for minors
And that she never gave this consent
epic games also claimed that they lost
profit because of cheaters
and that they are to blame for that
But she's saying there's no way you can actually prove that
She says that it's wrong for them to go against the players
instead of the websites
distributing the cheats
and she's also pointing out that her son's name
publicly was mad--was made public
and that's against Delaware laws,
so she makes a pretty good point.
Atatatata
so you might think okay
Well Epic Games, you know they overreacted they--
$150,000 that's just stupid. Okay.
It's a fourteen-year-old kid,
but you go to the...
The fourteen-year-old's channel
And it has quality-quality content
such as "GTA V MOD TROLLING (FT RAPIST)"
Quality
just the finest
there's him
cheating in GTA 5
I pressed y and I flew out of the car and smoothed across the ground
into the bush
alright, alright, say whatever you want
he's not even back
Alright. Yeah. We officially proved that you're the hacker man
How to mod COD BlackOps on Xbox.
storage and then a hover over--
All right now once you booted up the...you guys wanna click on the new authors
And he also made a response video
to the lawsuit which is
It's hard to empathize with the guy.
Yo, what's going on guys, Sky Orbit here
in this video guys
This isn't a modding video, so this is just gonna be talking about my a lawsuit with epic games,
so yeah, uh,
Let's get started
alright
So what happened was I was basically cheating and uh...
The game Fortnite, and I'm pretty sure all of you know this
really good that he just admitted it
Well done!
You know I downloaded a sheet from the internet
unknown cheats taught me--
He promotes the cheating website... *inner facepalm*
fucking hell, this guy's an idiot
Well Fortnite cheats are fucking everywhere
you can get them from any place, anytime, anywhere
now in this lawsuit, Epic games is basically
Saying that I coded a cheat
and I was selling it and
I admitted to me making the cheat
Which I never made that cheat
I never coded the cheat
I never sold the cheat
It was free to public.
you could actually get it on unknowncheats.me
If you guys know that website is
it's basically just downloading hacks.
It's a free hack
You can get it from anywhere.
So basically he was streaming himself cheating
showing that he was cheating
telling players
Where to download the cheat and how they can cheat as well.
Pretty scumbag thing to do
Epic's response to this was basically
"Epic is not okay with ongoing cheating or copyright infringement from anyone at any age."
I don't really understand
How its copyright infringement eh...
Feel free to educate me on that
there was another legal document filed
From Epic Games where they quote the cheaters saying uh...
"New (Now) method is exposed Epic Eat my ass."
Defendant posted in...
Defendant posted his
Circumvention method to the cheat providers discussion channel
so that other cheaters could use it
and bragged "Now method is exposed."
"Epic eat my ass."
Also one of the other cheaters is
a moderator and member of...
addictedcheats.net
so it doesn't look great for the kid
it really doesn't
I don't think he deserves it
When..eh...I think when you're 14
you do a lot of dumb shit and
downloading a cheat
and having your parents having to pay $150,000
that doesn't really seem fair to me
Even if you want to set an example...
I cheated when I was a kid at games
I cheated in tibia where basically the game would play itself
But that felt like I'm--
I'm cheating the the game
not other players
you could argue that it was
but it's different to me in a first-person game
Cuz you're ruining the game for cheating it.
I don't understand why you would
but kids like to do it
uh, but I can't say that I don't understand, why kids don't do it
kids are stupid
I think epic is uh- doing the right thing
to strike down on cheaters.
I absolutely do
but at the same time
I don't think this is gonna stop cheaters.
Strike down on the websites distributing the cheats
focus on having counter measurement
to the cheats.
I'm sure they've already working on that
But...
They own the engine
it shouldn't be impossible
to figure some system out.
There's always gonna be cheaters
But
this just seems like a whole mess to me
And the kind of case where just everyone loses
The kids parents are gonna lose money and time and effort
and epic games are gonna lose some of their PR
at the end of the day
no one likes a cheater.
I don't like cheaters either
Don't cheat
because cheating is bad
You heard it here first
What do you think?
Leave a comment down below.
Who is right?
Epic Games?
14 year old kid?
Let me know in the comments
and as always...
Don't cheat because your...
No
Just don't do it
Leave a like. *thumbs up*
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THE MOST HATED PERSON ON THE INTERNET - Duration: 12:18.Kids have bundles of energy,
but they need the right snacks to keep them going
that's why I give my kids,
Fruit-E Bars
*laughs*
"Why am I not surprised that you haven't done a video on net neutrality Pewdiepie.
It's sad how much you're disconnected from regular people."
"PewDiePie, please make a video about net neutrality and spread awareness about it.
PLEASE."
"PewPie please everyone is waiting on you from the community to help make a video
about stop FCC
Taking control of net neutrality"
"Do a vid on net neutrality. Please we need you"
"I'm surprised the biggest guy on YouTube, a career in the internet, isn't just a little concerned with net neutrality
unless I'm missing something otherwise,
it would really help if someone who has access to more than 50 million subs to spread awareness through
I don't know
maybe a video PSA at least,
but you know that's just a thought.
Well carry on everybody
Have a good day"
URGENT
if you're not freaking out about net neutrality right now
You're not paying attention
listen here, okay.
I know what it's like
to have bad internet
alright
Don't come to me
being all like
uh, net neutrality and everything is gonna be bad
Ohhh
listen, everyone knows we want net neutrality.
What do you want me to say about it? Its...
been all over Internet.
It's literally been blasted.
How do you not know about this?
ehh, Your favorite youtuber has made a video about it
everyone has talked about it.
What do you want me to say about it?
First of all
in case you, for some reason, don't know what net neutrality is
let's look it up
"Net neutrality is the principle that Internet service providers
and governments regulating the internet must treat all data
on the Internet the same
and not discriminate or charge
deferentially by user, content, website, platform, application,
type of attach--
okay, I don't care
I immediately don't care
okay?
"But he isn't in the US
so unless the UK government is retarded
It doesn't affect him."
Oh!
it would seem this doesn't affect me
Suck it America.
No for real.
Sorry,
okay, the memes got ahead of me
of course It's a serious issue
of course it is
let's see what--what people are saying about net neutrality
Okay here we go on
Come Onnn, ugh
come on
Still loading?
still loading
still loading
have you ever been stuck
on a really slow internet connection
-One so slow that you just can't stream video -yes
Or you have to give up on using certain sites or apps
-because they just take too long to load? -Yeah, yes yes
How did you know this?
well imagine that certain sites were permanently confined to a slow lane like that?
Practically they are!
While others were allowed to operate at full speed.
Oh my god!
unless
What-the-what-the-what-the-what
I already have this problem
You trying to sell me an issue that I already have?
No, thank you.
Okay.
It would be like paying to board earlier for an airplane
But for just about anything that you do online
I love paying...
extra, so I can get it earlier
it's great!
I don't have to stand in line with all the weirdos
The idea that Internet service providers
shouldn't be allowed to discriminate against
or grant preferential treatment
to particular sites
also sorry,
but--eh--stripe
you can't wear stripe on camera
like did no one tell you that?
without net neutrality
broadband providers like Comcast, Charter
as well as mobile carriers like, AT&T and Verizon
Could slow Netflix to a crawl
in order to keep you paying for their television package
Get that
excuse me
get that man out of my face
basically a world without net neutrality
Might mean that you have to pay more
to access the Internet content you want
but it could also crush innovation
because without a level playing field
New apps and services won't be able to compete with entrenched companies
like anyone gives a shit
come on let's get real here
people want net neutrality because they don't want the government to interfere with the internet
ATATATATA
Not so fast
Pewds from the past here, made a big mistake here
my microphone stopped working.
I'm sorry
It's late
But I feel like it's important
cuz I don't want to spread misinformation on
what's clearly already a very confusing topic
Uhhh, The FCC is a government agency
and the government wanting to repeal net neutrality
my immediate thought was
oh, okay, so
the government wants to take more control over the Internet
And that's why everyone is so outraged
when this is actually a rare case of the government saying
hey, we want less control here
and more into the ISPs
net neutrality is
the government
sort of controlling
and making sure that ISPs are held to a certain standard
that they can't block access to certain websites
and keeping the internet free and neutral,
and I think that's very, very important,
so I clearly got it wrong
and, uh
I wanted to apologize and
set the record straight
the head of FCC
also villain of the internet
Ajit Pai
has come forward to explain
Hi, I'm Ajit Pai.
I'm the chairman of the FCC
I really enjoyed the public debate about the future of the Internet
No, no
No you fucking don't
Shut the--shut the fuck up.
You're already lying
Now, Ajit Pai has been on a media campaign
to twist the public's
uh, idea of
Net neutrality
to sort of switch it around
and it's not
It's not going great for Ajit
I always tell the truth
Basing on any video with him in
and the dislike bar
so the F(CC)--so basically
For those of you who don't know
back in 2015 this whole discussion
Had already happened.
I don't know if you guys remember
Remember Kony 2012?
well, then it was Net Neutrality 2015
and here we are again, Net Neutrality 2017
--system is working
Yet Mr. Chairman you are proposing
to
undo the open internet border
Uh, what is the problem Mr. Chairman?
That you are trying to fix?
Yes! Thank you, finally.
I want the answer of this
Thank you for the question senator
Uh, I think one of the concerns that we have raised is that
these regulations might be dampening infrastructure investment
They might be, but there's no evidence of it
Well there has been evidence raised
and that's part of the reason why we are testing this proposition
in the context of the newest proposed rulemaking
some had suggested the FCC should
Simply issue a declaratory ruling
Saying that the facts in the law are so
and that's the way it's going to be
But we wanted to test this proposition in an open and public process
wha--? what--what the--what the--what the--
what are you--what are--
What are you saying?
at this rate, I'm convinced that Ajit
just wants to remove net neutrality
so he can delete all the mean comments about him on the Internet
Uh, he's been on Fox News
where they try to twist
Repealing net neutrality as a left and right issue
the mainstream
media
Maybe we should just call it call them what they are the leftist media
They're the Washington Post anyway
writes this today, sir
so they're basically trying to angle it like
oh it's the left media the--
ah those stupid leftists
when really according to
Uh, polling
everyone is against net neutrality
Is not a political left and right sort of question
a lot of celebrities have been tweeting about the FCC,
Cher
Tweeted
"Net Neutrality means Trump can change the internet
it will include less Americans not more"
I-I-I don't know. I can't read this.
This is so incoherent but
Uh, Pai replied to this saying
"Another concern I've heard is that the plan will harm
rural and low-income Americans
Cher, for example has tweeted
that the internet will include less Americans not more
if my proposal is adopted. But the opposite is true
The digital divide is all too real
too many rural and low-income Americans
are still unable to get high-speed Internet
so basically a big argument for--uh--to repeal net neutrality
is so that more people
The government can build out for more people
to get access to the Internet
so really he's just looking after all of us
Why can't the government do that without
Repealing net neutrality?
I have no idea
why is it, if that's what he wants
Why does the FCC
Want mobile data to count as broadband internet?
that idea
which is an idea that would further cut off
poor and rural areas from decent internet.
you're kind of getting--you're saying one thing
but you're showing the other
Uh, the FCC also made a
myth vs. fact to sort of
Clear out what the facts are saying that
This is the end of the Internet as we know it.
They're saying
No, that's not true
Startups will not be able to compete with Title II regulations
They're saying. No, that's not true
Internet service providers will block you from visiting the website you want to visit
They're saying. No, that's not true
and basically anything that people are saying about the--
uhmmm
about net neutrality
They're saying that's incorrect
actually, that's not how it's gonna work
But it doesn't say how?
or why?
or when?
and really I haven't seen any convincing argument for
Should we ruin something that is already clearly working fine?
It's just
"Oh more people will have access to the Internet"?
sure buddy,
sure
Since I'm re-recording this bit
I might as well add that,
since you guys told me,
the reason why Ajit thinks that
this will bring out more
Infrastructure to rural areas
is because there will be more competition, with the government interfering less.
This is all speculation
But I will say, I think it's worth mentioning that
Ajit used to work for one of the biggest internet service providers in USA
Verizon
and it sort of make you question, like
what's the motive here?
is he just helping out his buddies from his old company?
it doesn't really make sense and
I'm sure the way net neutrality is presented by a lot of
Media campaigns and that it's so bad
I'm sure it's not as bad as people are saying,
but I'm--but I also haven't seen any argument for why?
It's a good idea to repeal net neutrality
the whole thing is just absurd
no one believes a Ajit Pai and like I said
I'm convinced.
This is just his personal vendetta with the Internet at this at this--
at this point
but there as always, the memes
*smacks lips*
Is a very tasty
From this
complain all you want
it's never ever, ever, ever, gonna stop
come on, how bad can it possibly be?
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building the economy.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Just look at me, petting this puppy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
a portion of proceeds, goes to charity
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad could I possibly be?
let's see
Sounds familiar doesn't it?
Yup I'm talking about this...
net neutrality
We need to speak up
just like everyone else says
if we don't speak up...
bye-bye fandoms
bye-bye memes
bye-bye fanart
bye-bye fanfics
God damnit
Why net neutrality is important
just imagine EA
is your internet provider
Yeah, no
my internet is so good
Support net neutrality
the Internet should be free
if you want to build out rural areas
I'm sure you can do it
without fucking with the internet.
Okay?
just leave
leave our memes alone.
Thank you
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