to confront the darkest whats in front of me
its necessary to alter my fear by courage
collect my ideas together
waiting the awful nights coming
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Molly Shannon Had a Slightly Violating Massage Experience - Duration: 2:55.-You have a story. You go to see an endric--
-Endocrinologist.
-What is that? -I do.
Well, that's somebody -- I have this thing called hypothyroid,
which is I think common with some women.
But basically I love my endocrinologist.
And I have this thing called ASMR.
It's like some type of neurological response
to soft voices and really --
And there's ASMR videos on YouTube where people go,
"Hi. I'm going to start the session,"
and they talk into microphones, but that doesn't trigger me.
I have to have real people who have soft voices.
And when they have a soft voice,
you get triggered into, like, a full --
you feel like you're getting a full body massage.
Like, you feel so relaxed.
-Oh, that's fantastic. -Yes.
-So this is kind of a nice thing to have.
-This is so nice.
So I kind of make appointments with him, just to see him,
because I love the sound of his voice.
I'll be like, "Dr. Cohen,
I just wanted to check my blood levels for my thyroid."
And then he's like "Molly, the blood levels look very good."
He's very calm. I'm not doing a good imitation.
He's so calm, and so he's just like,
"I think the blood looks very good."
I'm like, "Do I have Hashimoto's?"
And he's like -- This story's going nowhere.
-I have a follow-up question.
-Is he aware of what his voice is doing to you?
-I did. I told him, I go, "Dr. Cohen, I love your voice."
I go, "It's so calm."
And he was like, "Thank you."
He goes, "I actually did an emergency procedure
where we had with other doctors
practicing during a high-emergency situation
and they all said that I was too calm."
And I was like, "Yes, you are."
Yeah, so he just has such a soft voice.
-That's great.
But you also, you actually got an actual physical massage?
-Oh, yes. -That maybe crossed the line.
-Yes.
I was in Ojai, and I had a woman masseuse, and she was very --
She didn't speak English that well, but she was like,
"Oh, you know, take off the panties."
I was like, "Oh, okay. European style."
I was like, "Okay." 'Cause, you know.
So she's like massaging, massaging, massaging.
And then oils, I was like, "Ooh, so oily."
-You know, and then she's, like,
really kind of going down toward my butt.
I was like, "Whoo."
And then, like, more oils and really scooping down.
-Wow. -I was like really getting damp.
More oils, and I was like, "Oh, my God.
Is she -- Am I being violated?"
I was like, "I think I'm being violated,
but this feels so [bleep] good!"
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Is it safe to say that
had your endocrinologist been there at the same time talking,
you would have just exploded?
-Exactly. Literally.
-Thanks so much for being here, Molly.
Always a pleasure seeing you. Molly Shannon, everybody.
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How to Cream Butter and Sugar | Food Network - Duration: 1:15.NARRATOR: Creaming butter and sugar is the first step
in a lot of baked goods.
It helps to give structure by beating air into the butter
and the sugar helps to hold the air.
Start with room temperature butter.
Beat at low speed for 30 seconds to get the butter creamy
and whipped.
Add the sugar and beat on high until it's
a pale ivory color that looks fluffy and feels
like grainy soft clay.
Remember, beating air into the butter and sugar
results in light and delicate cakes, quick breads,
and muffins.
If you forgot to take your butter out, try this trick.
Grating.
You definitely don't want to melt it.
Master this proper creaming technique and your cakes
will always rise to the occasion.
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الفكيرة 191| فكيرات شهر يوليو و أخبار و منتجات July news, mini ideas - Duration: 9:12.Welcome to Fokaira channel
This video is "News"
and Ïdeas", I mean mini ideas
and products
First in the news
Women of Egypt Magazine
Wrote an article about
Egyptian women who are married to foreigners
And I was one of the women interviewed
So you can know more
How I got married to a foreigner
How we got to know each other
And get more info about the topic in general
From the link I will put in the description box
The article is written in English and in Arabic
The ideas I am preparing for Fokaira channel
A video about Dark chocolate
Some people don't like the taste of Dark chocolate
So they have a problem with it and this video
will try to solve the problem
Another idea about
the vegan pantry
If someone is vegan or want to try
being vegan or vegetarian
so what do u need to have in your pantry
healthy vegan products
The third idea
is the garden
I am just waiting for
the tomatoes to become red
The video will be a guide
for someone has no idea about gardening
As this is the first year I plant
so how can you plant
if you have a space and if you don't have
it will be a full guide
and of course I will show you how I designed the balcony
so I can plant different products
Now is the time for the mini ideas
This month I thought of many things but I chose two
First one is Facebook and death
If you checked your account on Facebook
if you have an account there, and checked settings
You will find a part in case of death
in case you died there are two choices
delegating the account
to someone you trust
so after your death he continues
and follow up with your profile
or to deactivate your profile
In this case all what you did
on Facebook, such as photos, posts
or anything else
will be deleted and disappear when you leave
so I wonder
What did you choose?
The second mini idea I thought about is the turtles
We know that humans live about
60 - 70 - 80- 90 -100
100 when
it is a record
but humans have dreams and ambitions
and goals to reach in life
and for sure at this age
they are not as excited as when they were young
when they first came to life
so the mini idea I thought about
was about turtles
Turtles live hundreds of years
and we know that turtles don't have dreams of ambitions
no goals, so how they manage
to live hundreds of years
with no goals all what they do is
to eat of course and do #1 and # 2
and reproduce
this was the second mini idea
If anyone has an opinion about this, let me know
Now for the products
This month I bought few products
I would like to present them to you
The first product is this invention
I was looking for something make me
to watch the mobile, YouTube
I am mostly watching YouTube
so something to make me able to watch the mobile
without using my hands
so I found this invention, I bought it from ebay
Here you but the mobile
and it really helps me
to not use my hands
so I can do other stuff
and it is not expensive it was about 5$
That was the first product
The second problem I had was that I wanted to read
before I sleep
and now it is summer time so we open
the balconies and the windows
so mosquitoes come specially when there is light
so how to read without turning on the light
I found this invention
It is useful in two ways
I can clip it on the book
on the page I am reading
and it lights the page only
so mosquitoes will not see this small light
but it is at the same time very good and
I can read
That is the second product
The third product
As I am a fan of crafting
so I needed something to make shapes
from the paper, something that is not expensive
because crafting for me is a hobby
I don't want to spend much money for it
There are other products in the market huge
cut papers in different shapes
but I was looking for a product with a cheap price
and do the same job
so I bought this tool
I also bought it from ebay
and it
comes as a machine
very small you can put it in your bag
and you can fix it on the table as you can see
it comes with a number of dies
in a shape of flower
it is in the package included in the price
it comes with a folder
I cut the paper to the folder size and put the die
and then I get
the shape I want, I need to buy dies for it
I have already ordered dies from ebay but I didn't get it yet
The first thing I did was
This tag
It cuts very well, but it is not for hard work
It is not for someone
a professional crafter who needs
to produce 10 cards per day or something
The fourth product
I needed something to help me to
spray oil in reasonable amounts
and finally I found
This bottle
I was looking for it for long time
It helps me not to put too much oil
or distribute the oil evenly
in salads for example
I am so happy with it
Those were the ideas, "mini ideas"
and the products and the news
If this video is useful or inspiring
Don't forget to like it in YouTube
If this is the first time you watch the channel, subscribe
and click on the bell
to be notified when a new video is uploaded
I will wait for your comments and opinions
and see you in a coming video
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POSITIV UTVIKLING!! - LSK vs SARPSBORG 08 | TRENINGSKAMPVLOG - Duration: 3:57.Hello people!
Welcome to a new footballvlog on my channel!
Today we going to a friendly-match.
So you know you have no video-ideas, when you
go to a friendly-match!
To get content.
But yes, let`s go to "Åråsen" (stadium)
And let`s win against Sarpsborg 08!
Be Free With Me (Instrumental Version)
Notice that it is a friendly-match,
when it`s so shit atmosphere
3-4-5 minutes before the match start.
Not a good atmosphere at all.
ehehe, rip.
(Celebracion En Favela 1 - Martin Landh)
(Match starts. Just music.)
EYYYY
(clap, clap, clap)
get rekt
1. half over. Really good half to be honest.
I think we do very much good.
It looks "bright out", to the end of the season.
Think this might be good.
Now we go to Rema (store).
Because we are thirsty. Yes.
Place it in the right corner.
YEEEEY
(clap, clap, clap)
Was what i said! HAHA
Match is over.
Yes, but that was all for this matchvlog.
Now I go home, and editing
that vlog who should be out yesterday..
On my 2nd channel (Emil)
Remember to check that channel out!
You can find it on the end-cards and in the description
The name is just "Emil"
There you can find vlogs from vacations etc.
Daily vlogged when I was in Stavanger,
daily vlogged now when Idar (cusin) was here.
Check it out, we are so close to 200 subscribers!
But anyways! Thank you for watching, leave a like,
comment some bullshit, see you in another video.
CYAAAAAAAAA <3
Valesco - Cloud 9
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10,000 SUBSCRIBERS!! WE DRINK MAGIC SODA! Family Vlog SURPRISE Special Episode! 🎁 TottyChoCho - Duration: 4:29.Cool!
You're in SLOW MOTION!
That was AWESOME!
TottyChoCho
What's up guys, we have a really special episode right now
we're so excited, we just got 10,000 Subscribers!
We couldn't have done it without you and we want to say thank-you and we hope to grow
bigger and be more awesome but right now we're waiting because YouTube is going to send us
a special package cause we got 10,000 Subscribers, it's so awesome, we can't wait!
Let's see what it is TOGETHER!
Lucy!
Who' at the door?!
Let's see, open the door!
I think it's here guys, it's so exciting.
The package is here!
Guys, it's from YouTube, this is so SWEET!
Let's check it out!
I'll read the note, you open the box.
It says congratulations on getting 10,000 subs.
And they sent us a special gift.
Doesn't say what it is though.
Quick-A Cola.
It's some kind of soda called Quick-A Cola.
and Cream Slow-Da.
That's weird.
Alright Sam, let me give this a try first because I don't know if it's SKETCHY or not.
Wow, so much sugar, is that my phone?!
Let me get my phone!
WOAH Dad!
You're in slow motion!
Woah! Sammy!
what happened just now!?
You were in Slow Motion!
Really!???
Want to give it a try?
1
2
3 JUMP!
WOAH!
Cool!
You're in slow motion!!!
That was AWESOME!!!
Sammy, if Cream Slow-Da was slow, I bet you Quick-A Cola makes you go really FAST!
Do you want to give it a try?!
Let's RACE!
WHY?!
Sammy did you cheat?
NO…
Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE!
See you guys next TUESDAY!
I want to try!
You want to try some?
Bye Bye Guys! (LOL)
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Molly Shannon Indoctrinated Her Children Using Fairies - Duration: 5:23.-So, this movie, "Fun Mom Dinner" --
it's about, as we can tell from the clip,
a bunch of moms going out. -Yes.
-You play the single mom. -I do.
I'm the single divorced mom, yes.
-And you actually talked to some of your friends
who are actually out on the dating scene,
like your character is in this film.
-I did, 'cause I wanted to do a little research.
So, my friend just got divorced recently.
And she's my age.
And I said, "What is it like dating?"
You know, she's doing, like, the swiping and going on dates.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-And she just said -- she was like, "Ohh, it's horrible."
She said, "All the men are like weary grandpas."
-[ Laughs ] -And she said
they're like Willy Loman-like salesman with jowls.
That's what she said. [ Laughter ]
She was like, "It's the worst." -That sounds --
-So it made me very happy to be married.
-Yeah, that's great.
-Yeah, I was like, "Ugh, I'm glad I don't..."
-It's funny how nothing makes you happier to be married
than hearing how lousy the other is.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, exactly.
-You're like, "Honey, I have great news --
I heard a horrible story."
[ Laughter ]
-Exactly.
-And when you're in a movie
and you actually have to have, like, a sex scene with somebody,
like, because you're married... -Mm-hmm. Yes.
-...and a lot of times,
the actor you're doing it with is also married.
-Yes. -Like, is it easy
to just be like, "I am an actor. This is work"?
-I think it's so funny, 'cause I've heard so many people --
like, I love listening to Howard Stern
when I'm driving the --
after I drop the kids off, not when I'm driving them to school.
-That's good. -But, anyhow...
But you always hear actors talking about how they --
Like, "Oh, it's very professional
when you do sex scenes or kissing scenes.
You don't feel anything."
And I'm like, "What are they talking about?
Like, I feel everything." [ Laughter ]
I get like -- It's so dirty and hot.
And I'm like -- It feels romantic.
And I'm like, "Am I falling in love?"
[ Laughter ] Like, I feel the total --
the total opposite. -Yeah.
-And have you been honest with your husband?
Have you told him that?
-I have -- just now.
[ Laughter ] Just kidding. Just kidding.
[ Applause ]
I'm kidding.
-I know you guys are very happy
and you have two beautiful children.
-Yes.
-You were saying backstage -- 12 and 13, yeah?
-12 and 13.
My daughter Stella's 13, and my son Nolan's 12.
And I love being a mom so much.
-And you -- I feel like you had --
you really took advantage of being a mom
and doing really fun things with your kid.
And when they were young, you sort of created
sort of a fairy mythology for your children.
-I did. My daughter was really --
she just loves the whole world of fairies and gnomes
and loved that whole thing.
So I actually hosted fairy camp at my house,
where all these kids come for like a week,
and I would pass out appetizers,
and they'd build, like, fairy houses in the back.
-Yep, here's a little fairy house that was built.
-Oh, yeah, that's -- I think that was --
-And that is definitely where a fairy lives, yeah.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
Definitely.
And, basically, I was a -- I grew up --
I was a practicing Catholic,
but I'm -- I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore,
but I love spiritual parts of the religion.
But since my kids don't go to church,
I wanted to impart their spiritual values somehow.
So I started leaving messages from the fairies to my kids,
and I was like, "I'm gonna name her fairy 'Gwendalyn.'
So I'd be up at like 1:00 in the morning.
They would leave, like, a note for the fairy,
and then I would write back as the fairy,
but I would imprint my spiritual values in the note,
like, "Dear Stella, it's Gwendalyn.
It's important to treat people really nicely,
'cause then goodness comes back to you."
And I'd write these long, like, you know...
-That's great. So you're indoctrinating...
-Indoctrinating the -- -...the fairy.
-Yes, yes, exactly. And, yeah, so that was all.
Yeah. -And do you feel like it worked?
-Yeah, yes. -Yeah.
-I think she really -- It really did work.
She took it very seriously.
-Have you come clean in recent years?
-No, I have not. -Oh that's great.
-Yeah, I haven't, no.
-Okay. So we can't let them watch this, either.
God, no one in your family can watch tonight's episode.
[ Laughter ] -I know.
It's like, "X," "X," "X," no.
-"How was 'Seth Meyers'?"
"We got -- It was cancelled. I didn't do it." Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Tell me about --
There was a time you pretended to be a nanny.
-Oh, yes.
I like to play games with my kids and everything
and, you know, dress up.
And because I'm an actress and I do characters,
I have a lot of wigs in the house.
So I said to my daughter --
We were actually interviewing nannies, and I said --
my daughter was like --
my daughter and i got together, and she said,
"Why don't we trick Nolan" -- my son, her brother --
and pretend like I'm one of the nannies interviewing for a job.
So she dressed me up in a wig and sunglasses
and, like, a scarf and a coat and makeup.
And then I went on the front lawn
disguised as this nanny
coming to the house to interview for a job.
And we got Nolan and his friend Bobby from the window upstairs.
Stella was like, "Look outside. The nanny's here!"
And -- And Nolan and his friend looked out,
and they were like, "Oh, she looks weird!"
[ Laughter ] And I pretended --
I looked up at the window, and I waved.
Then I took a leaf from the tree, and I waved.
[ Laughter ] And...
And I really tricked them.
Like, they really did not recognize me.
So...it was crazy. -That's great.
That is a really --
I had never realized how creepy someone waving a leaf is.
[ Laughter ]
But I feel like I'm going to be haunted now
by just hearing about it. -[ Laughs ] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'm gonna have the leaf nanny waving at me.
-Yeah, yeah.
-And you guys are going traveling?
You're gonna take your kids on a trip?
-We are, yes. We're actually going to Ireland this summer.
-That's great. And have they ever been?
-No. They've never been. I've never been, either...
-Oh, that's exciting.
-...even though I'm like full-blooded Irish.
-Yeah, I was gonna say -- Molly Shannon.
-I know.
-That feels like they would have had you back by now, yeah.
[ Laughter ] -I know.
Yes, so, we're gonna do the whole trip.
And then my husband goes back to work,
and then kids and I are going to Venice, Paris, and Amsterdam.
-That's really exciting. -I can't wait.
-That's great. -Yeah, yeah.
I feel like they should run into a weird Italian nanny
at some point -- just saying.
[ Laughter ] -Yes, yes.
-Not telling you how to do your trip.
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#TravelDuo - Plan your next trip with us! (ENG SUB) - Duration: 1:57.Hello everybody
Hi
We are Ruben & Elisa and TRAVEL DUO is our Youtube channel.
Travelling is our biggest passion
that's why we decided to open an ad hoc channel to share
tips, advices and information with other travellers all around the world.
Travel Duo is not a vlog channel, but a project that will help you planning your trip
by gathering useful information, timetables, prices, services, means of transport
scattered around the web and collected into a single channel.
In addition to the images and footage, we will also use the info box
to leave some useful links that we experienced firsthand.
We will take you with us during our explorations
(we usually walk because we like it)
we will taste typical beers and dishes
(vegetarian too)
and we will show you what it isn't usually written on blogs and tourist guides.
When we plan a trip, besides reading about the city or place on the various guides
we like to have a preview of what we are going to see.
This allows us to better organize our days
studying routes that won't be time wasting (going from one end of the city to another)
and that allows us to recognize the various points of interest once on the spot.
So we will leave you the pleasure of enjoying your holiday
and the place you are visiting according to your habits, rhythm and passions.
We will take care of that part behind the journey.
Subscribe to our channel to see all the videos we publish
please let us know if you think this project is interesting and useful
then share it with your friends!
So we're done for today and we wish you to
Have a great trip!
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