Waching daily Aug 17 2017

Hey, dude!

That was lag! I think I killed one

I screwed it up

I had just the perfect position

And...

wtf?

Did you see it?

Okay, nevermind

Two are dead

All three are dead

We got machine gun

The gun fell to me, good

Damn

I'm such a greedy bastard, I want there...

No, I..

I'm going to die, f*ck it

They'd looted it already, f*ck it

Even Popolnik wrote: RUN AWAY

F*ck, I'm such a greedy bastard

Which way is home?

To the left

He's dead

Let's go

Yeah, we can

I'm still crafting

Caption: What is happening? #AutistLife

Black, fetch!

Heli, bitches

Fetch!

Really, Black?

If someone shoots me with a shotgun, I'm leaving the game

Isn't it time for heli now?

Guys! guys!

Heli, guys!

Hush, silence!

Go and shoot it, damnit!

Ammo is next to you

Isn't heli going now?

Sh*t, maybe it is

Heli! Sh*t

Damn, let's go

F*ck

Bio, damnit

Bio, damnit!

Tha ammo is next to you

Bio!

Wait, is heli going? What's going on?

Bio!

Bio, heli is going, if you didn't know

Wait, the heli is going!

Really? The heli is going

Dude!

We are so cringy

Two hits

Don't kill me

Watch out, there was a guy with thompson

By the rocks on the left

(dramatic reloading)

Maybe they know about you

There was a naked guy on a rock

Someone help me

Careful, Black, he knows about you

Both are dead

lol, really?

How could I run around?

You can go from your side, I'll cover you

Do you have any weapon for me?

No

I have semiautomatic rifle, but probably no ammo

You didn't take AK?

Black has AK

Is it not possible to run around?

I see guy with shotgun, half-geared and no helmet

Blus pants, white...

One dead!

Is he up there?

On the third from you

Okay

I'll bait him

so you don't die

There is a guy... he's not dead

He got headshot

He must have syringes

The middle one?

No, on the back one. Where are you?

On some stairs

Me too

Loot Nobody, idk where he died

Up there, on the third one

You died on the third one?

Give some syringes to me

I only have one

Give it to me

I have 57 HP

One is dead

Up there

Which one?

On the last one

Is that you? Go

Watch out, up there

There is the last one

He's peeking

He's dead

He wanted to jump down

Poor guy, jeez

Was that everyone?

Yeah, they're all dead

Dude

What?

Nobody, come here

Come here, quickly

I have no clothes

I'll bring you some, can you cover this?

I took his AK

What the f*ck?

And I took his AK

Damn. Take the face mask

I'm jumping

Sh*t, I'm far from you. I'll be your back-up

Okay, move it

There's a guy in front of us

He's fighting near the base

You are not shooting, then?

No.. do we go now?

Quickly, he saw us

Headshot

I missed

Unfortunate

Oh, come on, I messed it up

Thanks for the follow

He's in the base

He hit someone now

Yeah, me

Headshot

He's in the base.. it's their raid base

Rocket launcher is dead

Both are dead

I need to find Starda

He's in the heli and I'm up here on the rock

I'll try to run there

There's sulphur, lots of it

ANd 1000 gunpowder

I need syringes, dudes, or I'll die

Damn, dudes, there's so much!

F*ck

Damn

Cool

Let's take it and go

Someone, cover us

Sh*t, that boosted us

The cloth is useful

They're shooting like crazy

I'm dead, machine gun is gone

Bio, are you here somewhere?

I'm going to watch stream

Do you have the machine gun?

No

Someone's here

He's lying here

Are you shooting?

Yeah, I hit him 1000 times, he has the machine gun

He's dead

Nice

Black, there's your machine gun

It's next to the wall, okay?

The one where Starda is?

Yeah, exactly

I got it

I got one minute

Let's loot the guy I just killed

Where is he?

Right here

I have a wall

Me too, actually I have five

I don't know if he has machine gun

Loot him

No, he didn't have machine gun

The one with machine is still dead where I killed him

Where is he?

Down the hill

Down the hill? I'll go there

I'm dead, watch out, he has silencer

Did you have thompson?

F*ck

Yeah, I had thompson

He's still there, he got 3 hits

I'm dead

He's dead

I have 10 seconds

I have 80

He had machine gun, we have two now

Nice

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N. SANE N. THE MEMBRANE | N. Sane Trilogy: Warped Compilation - Duration: 11:19.

we will find out which one is more power soon enough and I tell is just in the

back like oh yeah I don't think I got a crystal I should pay attention

oh hey ah refine Oh Oh God sluts close calls ah dang it hey see you

buddy

oh good we already have bonus paths with bonus gems and bonus this and bones

shards in boneyards okay so so who the what now oh boy I'm so awesome from sort

of insect hello hello friend goodbye friend haha bonus time bonus time lol so

are the crystals that cryst Alice oh here we go we're just start dying

you start dying but fine fine please be okay hey nice to play it all the time

ah on the side if you guys the word ruin why I'm doing so well today

okay now is the arena My dear male a man like oh I think I needed it

oh you enjoyed the Bandicoot but um hey okay okay okay okay all right let's go

come on come on come on come on

No oh my god no dang it come on yes come on come on come on come

on come on please ah well then get out of the way and I won't hit you I thought

you moved how about you move can you move

thank you get out of the road if you don't know how to drive

stay behind me friend stay behind me friend yes you don't have to Billy Bobby

you stay below the sound track these games is just go might like chicken and

keep to the other side it alright onwards was a good start

oh come on it wasn't even I didn't touch it I didn't touch it

broken yeah I'm just gonna just gonna go why yeah why yeah no I'm not gonna ride

stuff I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna have fun riding things if it's good I

keep shit what do you do you do there slow down

what Oh what's up don't understand the Dragons hurt like whatever dude what

this way too much we've done so well we've come so far

come on just go just go just go just go just go just go just go okay we're fine

we're fine oh you don't want my toaster using a

dial crikey I'd like to see something a job

sighs Tiffany say something to the kids dude wah wah wah that's fancy super

fancy I'm still gonna wait I don't want to get hurt pretty sure I can still get

hurt even though I have mr. Dino howl mr. Dino I love you you kid what are you

gonna do I'm writing a frickin Raptor Bru I think he's right maybe it's a baby

t-rex oh I've been losing a lot of lives oh so why no why the antonov late night

jolted I was back I was having a little bit of like audio issues for a second

there like I was here in Albany I mean it eventually the game so going

around this tourney - and we're gonna go out down here and not spend not spend

the bomb this I know don't touch it showers out oh come on uh oh

let's go up uh what is zoom special Jim lies at the end of the death route yeah

we knew that I'm gonna make this I'm gonna get the first skull crystal right

now okay we're fine so far so far so good

Oh fuckin monkey

can I just read you can I just read you I got hair in my eye

ha ha ha stop it ha ha ha I can't focus with his hair in my eyeball just right

I'm so cursed get out fly ah come on it's getting just

go just go just go it's good please please please please please oh my god ah

come on go go go go go go go go go yes oh your dog I that was so stressful

yay hey can I kill you can't belly-flop you

oh look was all I was glows did you see that yes

whoa okay so doggy dodge or dying what

are you going to slowed it are you gonna float it okay whoa

okay we're back to where we got the space all right this is checkpoint

thankful oh my god did I really just do that I guess I'll wait okay now Kubelik

Bobby I'm screw you buddy I'm gonna ship

them don't know me

really ah fine I read an ad no we've decide to go up

and down a little okay literally play the waiting game

or pimply player da wow that was easy was that it yeah I'm just gonna go whoa

close one good okay we're fine freakin heck dude one I just keep

getting here bile okay let's go let's go vehicle D score let's go dear score

we're good we're good okay watch out mr. Sood Hey No I just

want to beat us no I just want to beat the level oh just crawl you won't die

you're fine kook is all up in that laser beam though here's just like ah modify

I'm on Luka sounds like a blow them up blow them up okay we're fine were fall

this is awesome this is the coolest boss fight it's all good TV that's what we

say here at JC bean incorporated watch this ploop gotta remember what Papa told

me about riding motorcycles she just got to go fast if you're not first you're

last oh well they moved oh Jesus okay all

right all right all right all right all right here goes

tag it and don't Ram you do don't really do dude uh-huh yeah yes

yeah yeah yes all right I'm glad they peek before they throw then how else

would I be able to take care of them and you know what I mean by taking care of

them don't you yeah buddy heck dude how you're supposed to do bear

rolls Dundrum anticipation these guys don't really do anything

I'll get him you know get ohno ohno

successive substitution this makes the hair is the root man I

was like your focus mode just then as you guys could probably tell by the no

commentary there's no like

dr. neocortex bring it on let's go

I died two seconds into the match okay all right so don't let them hit you

knock me to the hole ya know getting a hole buddy I beat him defeated again

this is not fair maybe I should retire to a nice big

beach with a nice big drink and the woman with nice big

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JBB 2015 [4tel-Finale 1/4] - NEO vs. EmGi (English Subtitles) - Duration: 7:55.

EmGis video is below the standard and additional cause epilepsy, moreover he can't even his text by heart...

What can I say about the video? Its sadly the last crap, as much as I wish I can...

And you're EmGi, a wooden-headed dumbass with cap

Till here but not further, the shit is to heavy for you

Your wildcard slash whore bonus for wannabe rappers illustrates

That Julien really likes your blowjob skills

I have no words for your whackness, but in my defence

Not even Julien finds a suitable insult

And after I saw whats all on your site

I realized what for a worthless piece of shit you are

You look like you hobo needs help by the Caritas (aid agency for people in need)

Do you want to imitate BenZon (rapper) or why do you wear always the same cap?

I hack your server and check your browser

Edathy surely would be jealous of the stuff you have on your computer (child porn)

You look like you don't think highly from food

The highlight of your round is when you finally shut your mouth

And when its time for Julien to analyse you, he means your pussy when he says you're "thight"

You're rapping since 2006

But still is nobody interested in your shit

That you're never achieve anything meaningful

Is predictable like the fact who will be out and who remains

Because you asshole rapping since 2006

But still is nobody interested in your shit

That you don't achieved something in that time

Is because you were whack, are whack and will remain whack forever

You're getting bitchslaps, roundhousekicks and uppercuts

And if you're fool around any longer, I'll piss again in your apple juice

I've heard that you're hating me? I don't believe that

I swear on your mother that you're the first one who buys my album

You pussy get a hefty neck like a bodybuilder

Meanwhile you're bitch sends me pictures of her body

And what you're calling a hook can nobody listen to

They sound like you still have Juliens dick in your throat

With pocket money from grandma he's on his tricycle on the road

Not me but your puberty is your hardest opponent

You impotent cocksucker can't offer a woman something

Therefore your slut already tries to get my number for weeks

Come up with something to keep your bitch busy

And tell her that she shall stop to annoy me on Facebook

I install everywhere in your booth cameras and cum on your pillow when I visit your mum again

To be in your skin is certainly not easy, but I'm sorry for everyone who has personal contact to you

One has to prohibit that you try to be a father, because nobody deserve inherit debts from this loser

I imagine that to be in your skin is certainly not easy, but I'm sorry for everyone who has personal contact to you

One has to prohibit that you try to be a father, because nobody deserve inherit debts from this loser

I've heard a short while ago that you want to travel to Thailand

You pedo just wants to pick up underage women

Thats easy just a lie to avoid the hate, because then you can say "I had no time to write something awesome"

Your performance is just miserable, if you hear the word 'perform/inguinal' you only think that thai whores with HIV open her legs (german pun)

And because you're such a dumbass we bet

Who will fuck this pussy the hardest

You shithead are not even worth enough to be mentioned

In the video you look like you don't even want to live

I really begin to be ashamed for this bastard

With this arms you surely don't accomplish to lift the standard

Call the hearse because today this rapper will be killed

Rather stay in the VBT because you fit better there

I can read on your forehead who will lose this battle

Because you get a crown at the most when someone smashes your face

To be in your skin is certainly not easy, but I'm sorry for everyone who has personal contact to you

One has to prohibit that you try to be a father, because nobody deserve inherit debts from this loser

I imagine that to be in your skin is certainly not easy, but I'm sorry for everyone who has personal contact to you

One has to prohibit that you try to be a father, because nobody deserve inherit debts from this loser

3 whole years past since your last participation in the tournament

And you don't manage to arrange a decent video

Every rapper is valid in the JBB expect you

You'll never get what quality means, no matter what happens

Whole 3 years, most people accomplish to be a high-school graduate and you not even manage to memorize a text

To perform well don't seem to be all too important in your life

Because besides you even Jaspa (rapper/homeless) appears like the biggest businessman

You're really think that your music is dope, tell me how you can live with this lie

Not even this Colin Montana has respect for you, otherwise he had made more effort for your video

And you think that your miserable comment prevented that the people resent your dirty accomplishment

But with that you only managed that all your fans unsubscribe and begin to be ashamed for you

The beat was the only relevant thing in your round against Maddust, despite your special condition

In the contrast to the video of your first round appear my handycamvideos like productions from Warner Bros

All what you deliver is exaggerated whack - EmGi

Therefore you should be ready that your vicarious embarrassment carrier comes to a end

What's got into you, asshole?

You're running after your peak form since years

Your time is over, because meanwhile you sound like you unlearnt our language

Dude, you're slim like a stick

Neo could use your torso as a baseball bat

EmGi - You're ugly, your internet relationships end after the first selfie

You were easy not here without wildcard

You're a hopeless case

Dude, that you're here shows that Julien suffices a little whore bonus

Neo will confront you, although your forehead is really big (german pun)

Ey, you sing the hooks though you motherfucker never hit the right tone

He wasn't a bad person, he was just different from most people

Because it was never important to him to accomplish something

"I hate you Neo" he wrote in his farewell letter

Day of death: 8.14, Cause: Suicide

Nobody here will remember you

Nobody on earth misses your disabled songs

And your little brothers only argue about who gets your room after your death

And your friends are happy now, because now they don't need to pretend to be fancy to rap with you dumbass

And even your mother is more than relieved, because now she don't have to meet me secretly anymore

Your life was useless, because before your death you only have chilled permanently

And nobody believes what you try to substantiate

Everybody is wondering about who they talking about if the newspaper says "Marius G. has killed himself"

But you're so irrelevant, not even Julien would mention it in his 'Battlenews'

Everything takes its course now, so enjoy your last meaningless minutes of your shitty years

The highlight of your shitty life is that you can say that I heeded you

After this you're in the past, since after this nobody will know who you are

Because in this tournament you were the only one who was more faceless than me

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HOW TO MAKE A FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO - Duration: 4:14.

Hi, I'm Abbey.

I'm the creator of the sketch comedy channel HoweFunny.

I'm gunna take you behind the scenes to see how we created this sketch comedy video and

how you can do it too!

Step One: Write a sketch.

Step Two: Have a production meeting with your director.

What did we do in our production meeting?

Well, we decided kind of how we wanted the feel of the sketch to be.

We decided what the shots were gunna look like.

And how we were going to run the production when we get to the location.

And these are really, really important things to do so that you're organized when you're

shooting.

Because if you don't have this set out, you can spend a lot of time trying to set this

up beforehand and you end up wasting a lot of time.

Since some of these shots have to be shot outside, we have to make sure that we're on

time, utilizing the space correctly.

And we're not just wasting time trying to set up or figure out where shots are.

Well said.

See ya on the flip side!

Drive to the location!

Have awesome friends that want to shoot stuff with you.

Hey, my name is Josh Odsess-Rubin and I'm playing Clifford.

Hi, I'm Adjoa Skinner and I play the role of Stella the worship leader.

Seriina Covarrubias and I'm the director.

Hey, my name is Mike Jimenez and I am playing Pastor Matthew.

My name is Chris and I am playing parishioner.

Hey, I'm Lisa, the director of photography.

My name is Richard and I'm here for moral support.

Set up your equipment.

It's invisible ink.

Step six: Shoot it.

Scene One, Take B

Let's go.

Let's go.

Ugh, we're gunna start with this.

Three B, take one.

We're going to church!

We're going to church!

More youth!

Just gunna be amazing!

Take it.

What are you thinking?

Are you crazy?

$10,000 Just take the damn money.

Of course!

Come on!

What are you doing to us?

Pastor.

Sorry.

I know, it's so on fleek!

Super fleek, super fleek, it's super fleeky, yeah!

So nice.

High five.

(OS) Look at this height difference.

Mike, Seriina.

I hate you so much, Lisa.

Wait, isn't this seriously superficial?

No, as LA begins to be taken over by mega hipster churchers...

then, this will be a thing that happens.

Oh, you look so smart, but you're so stupid.

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*Breathe, air* I just tripped.

We're going to have the original video linked down below so you can go watch it.

Please make sure to like and subscribe.

It really helps us make more HoweFunny videos.

I hope that you get to go out and make your own content.

Your own funny stuff.

Get your friends together and make something awesome.

Thanks for watching and have a lovely day!

Goodbye.