Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 8, 2017

Waching daily Aug 18 2017

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

JOYCE: I REMEMBER ONE TIME SAYING TO GOD, STUPID THING I

SAID, BUT I SAID IT YEARS AGO.

I WAS WORKING SO HARD IN THE MINISTRY AND I SAID TO GOD

ONE DAY, "WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?"

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: MATTHEW 5:10,

"BLESSED, HAPPY, FORTUNATE

AND SPIRITUALLY PROSPEROUS (IN THE STATE IN WHICH

THE BORN-AGAIN CHILD OF GOD ENJOYS AND FINDS SATISFACTION

IN GOD'S FAVOR, REGARDLESS OF HIS OUTWARD

CONDITIONS) ARE THOSE WHO ARE PERSECUTED FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS'

SAKE (FOR BEING AND DOING RIGHT), FOR THEIRS IS

THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!" NOW THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF

THE OUCHIEST ONES OUT OF ALL OF THESE.

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO THINK THAT YOU'RE BLESSED WHEN YOU'VE

DONE WHAT'S RIGHT AND YOU'RE SUFFERING FOR IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN.

"BLESSED (HAPPY, TO BE ENVIED, AND SPIRITUALLY PROSPEROUS--WITH

LIFE-JOY AND SATISFACTION IN GOD'S FAVOR AND SALVATION,

REGARDLESS OF YOUR OUTWARD CONDITIONS) ARE YOU WHEN PEOPLE

REVILE YOU AND PERSECUTE YOU AND SAY ALL KINDS OF EVIL THINGS

AGAINST YOU FALSELY ON MY ACCOUNT."

OH BOY, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

I'VE BECOME A CHRISTIAN NOW EVERYBODY AT WORK IS TALKING

ABOUT ME AND NOBODY WANTS TO EAT LUNCH WITH ME ANYMORE.

ISN'T THIS THRILLING?

COME ON.

I GOT CALLED TO PREACH THE GOSPEL AND GOT ASKED TO LEAVE MY

CHURCH AND LOST ALL MY FRIENDS.

WHOO-HOO, BOY THAT WAS EXCITING.

I TELL YOU WHAT, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BLESSED.

I HADN'T GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BIBLE YET.

VERSE 12, "BE GLAD AND SUPREMELY JOYFUL, FOR YOUR REWARD IN

HEAVEN IS GREAT (STRONG AND INTENSE), FOR IN THIS SAME WAY

PEOPLE PERSECUTED THE PROPHETS WHO WERE BEFORE YOU."

YOU KNOW, PASTOR MIKE WHO'S BEEN UP HERE SHARING, HE AND HIS WIFE

AND OUR SON DAVID WERE ON A MISSIONS TRIP TO MEXICO AND THEY

WERE DETAINED AT THE BORDER.

I GUESS YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY ARRESTED, WERE YOU?

YOU WERE ARRESTED?

YEAH, THEY WERE ARRESTED.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT BAD BUT THEY WERE ARRESTED

AND IN ORDER TO BE LET GO AND BE ABLE TO COME BACK INTO THE U.S.,

THEY HAD TO SIGN A PAPER SAYING THAT THEY WERE GUILTY OF

PREACHING THE GOSPEL AND TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE OUT OF HELL.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WHOO!

THAT'S ME, I'M GUILTY OF THAT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE

EVER HEARD?

I'M GUILTY OF PREACHING THE GOSPEL AND TRYING TO

SAVE PEOPLE OUT OF HELL.

PERSECUTED FOR DOING WHAT'S RIGHT.

NOW I'M GONNA READ YOU A COUPLE OF SCRIPTURES AND LET YOU LOOK

AT THEM WITH ME THAT ARE PROBABLY A COUPLE OF THE HARDEST

IN THE BIBLE TO SWALLOW, BUT I GOT THE RIGHT GROUP HERE TODAY.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I MEAN YOU GUYS COULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME AND WATCHED

CARTOONS WITH YOUR KIDS AND HERE YOU ARE WANTING TO FIND OUT HOW

TO BE HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE PERSECUTED.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY.

OF COURSE SOME OF YOU THINK, "OH, THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I

THOUGHT I CAME FOR BUT--" LISTEN, HERE'S THE POINT, GOD

HAS GIVEN US A WAY TO NOT LET THE WORLD STEAL OUR JOY.

HE'S GIVEN US A WAY TO NOT LET OUR CIRCUMSTANCES DISTURB US, TO

NOT LET WHAT PEOPLE SAY OR DO RATTLE US.

IT IS REALLY A SPIRITUAL SECRET.

IF YOU SEE THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT ALL THERE IS

TO LIFE.

THIS IS ALL THERE IS TO LIFE ON EARTH, THESE EIGHTY YEARS OR

NINETY OR EVEN IF YOU LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED.

I HEARD ABOUT SOME LADY THE OTHER DAY THAT WAS 118 AND I

THOUGHT, OH, LORD, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BELIEVE FOR THAT

OR NOT BUT, YOU KNOW.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT I MEAN HONESTLY AND TRULY THE TIME WE SPEND HERE

IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ETERNITY AND I THINK MAYBE WE DON'T THINK

ENOUGH ABOUT ETERNITY.

AND THE TIME THAT WE SPEND HERE, I MEAN TO BE HONEST, EVEN IF WE

HAD TO BE PERSECUTED THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE HERE FOR OUR

FAITH, HOW MANY KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE REALLY GLAD WHEN JESUS SPLITS

THE EASTERN SKY AND COMES BACK THAT WE DIDN'T THROW IN

THE TOWEL AND GIVE UP?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT'S ALL GONNA BE EASY.

IT WASN'T EASY FOR ME WHEN I LOST MY FRIENDS AND WAS ASKED TO

LEAVE MY CHURCH.

IT WAS EMBARRASSING. IT WAS HARD.

BUT HEY, I'M NOT THERE ANYMORE.

I'M HERE NOW AND THAT'S THE THING YOU'VE GOTTA REALIZE.

EVERY TIME YOU GO THROUGH SOMETHING HARD LIKE THAT AND

SOMEBODY COMES AGAINST YOU BUT YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT

YOU'VE DONE WHAT GOD ASKED YOU TO DO, YOU JUST HANG ON BECAUSE

I AM TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE GOT A BLESSING COMING AND YOU WILL

SEE IT AND LIVE IN IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LIKE TO SAY?

PAYDAY'S COMING.

PAYDAY IS COMING.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE MUST BELIEVE THAT HE IS AND THAT HE

IS A REWARDER OF THOSE WHO DILIGENTLY SEEK HIM.

AND IF WE DILIGENTLY SEEK GOD AND WE PUT KNOWING HIM ABOVE

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF US, PUTTING WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT US ABOVE WHAT

PEOPLE SAY ABOUT US, PUTTING SPENDING TIME WITH HIM ABOVE,

DON'T TRADE THAT FOR SPENDING TIME WITH PEOPLE WHO REALLY

DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANYWAY.

ANYBODY THAT'S REALLY A TRUE FRIEND OF YOURS IS GONNA URGE

YOU TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART.

EVEN IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE, THEY'RE GONNA

REALIZE THAT AS AN INDIVIDUAL YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO FOLLOW YOUR

OWN HEART AND IF YOU WANT TO SERVE GOD, THEN THEY'RE GONNA

ENCOURAGE YOU TO SERVE GOD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: 1 PETER 4:12, I GOTTA GET THROUGH THE PERSECUTION

'CAUSE I GOTTA SAVE SOME TIME FOR SELFISHNESS.

OH, OH.

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MISS THAT ONE, DO YA?

"BELOVED, DON'T BE AMAZED AND BEWILDERED AT THE FIERY ORDEAL

WHICH IS TAKING PLACE TO TEST YOUR QUALITY, AS THOUGH

SOMETHING STRANGE (UNUSUAL AND ALIEN TO YOU AND YOUR POSITION)

WERE BEFALLING YOU."

YOU KNOW, PRETTY MUCH WE--IF YOU'RE SMART, ANYTHING YOU'RE

GONNA BUY AND BRING INTO YOUR HOME YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT

SOME KIND OF TEST.

YOU KNOW IF I WAS GONNA GO OUT AND BUY A CHAIR AND YOU WOULD

ALL BE THE SAME WAY, THERE'S NOT ONE OF YOU THAT WOULD TAKE THAT

CHAIR HOME WITHOUT SITTING IN IT.

YOU'RE WHAT? YOU'RE TESTING IT.

YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE SAY WE BELIEVE, EVEN WE ONLY

KNOW WHAT WE REALLY BELIEVE WHEN WE'RE PUT TO THE TEST.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SEE, I CAN SAY THAT I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE

THINK ABOUT ME, BUT WAIT TILL SOMEBODY COMES AGAINST ME

AND TELLS A LIE ABOUT ME AND SAYS SOMETHING THAT'S NOT TRUE,

THEN I'M GOT FIND OUT IF I REALLY DON'T CARE.

AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT DOESN'T HURT BUT I'M SAYING WE

SHOULDN'T LET THOSE THINGS DETERMINE OUR DECISIONS.

AND I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE THOSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW YOU'RE

GOING THROUGH EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE BEING PERSECUTED IN SOME WAY FOR

SERVING GOD IN FAMILY, WITH FRIENDS, ON THE JOB?

YOU KNOW MAYBE YOU DESERVE A PROMOTION AT WORK BUT THEY

WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A JESUS PERSON.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU HOLD STEADY, YOU'LL GET A PROMOTION IN HEAVEN.

GOD WILL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU THAT NO PERSON ON EARTH COULD DO

FOR YOU.

HE'S ALSO CAPABLE OF GETTING YOU A BETTER JOB BUT EVEN IF HE

DOESN'T DO THAT, I'VE DECIDED GOD IS MY PORTION.

I REMEMBER ONE TIME SAYING TO GOD, STUPID THING I SAID BUT I

SAID IT YEARS AGO.

I WAS WORKING SO HARD IN THE MINISTRY AND SAID TO GOD ONE

DAY, "WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?"

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

"ME."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WELL, I JUST HAD TO TELL ON MYSELF, THANK GOD IT WAS

YEARS AGO.

PRAISE THE LORD.

VERSE 13, "BUT INSOFAR AS YOU ARE SHARING CHRIST'S SUFFERINGS,

REJOICE, SO THAT WHEN HIS GLORY [FULL OF RADIANCE AND SPLENDOR]

IS REVEALED, YOU MAY ALSO REJOICE WITH TRIUMPH

[EXULTANTLY]

IF YOU'RE CENSURED AND SUFFER ABUSE [BECAUSE YOU BEAR] THE

NAME OF CHRIST, BLESSED [ARE YOU HAPPY, FORTUNATE, TO BE

ENVIED, WITH LIFE-JOY, AND SATISFACTION IN GOD'S FAVOR

AND SALVATION, REGARDLESS OF YOUR OUTWARD CONDITIONS]"

THERE'S THOSE BEATITUDES AGAIN.

"BECAUSE THE SPIRIT OF GLORY, THE SPIRIT OF GOD, IS RESTING

UPON YOU."

OKAY I DON'T HAVE YOU EXCITED YET.

WE'LL TRY ONE MORE.

1 PETER 2:19, WE'RE GONNA GET THERE.

OH, THIS ONE I THOUGHT WAS JUST GONNA RIP MY GUTS OUT THE FIRST

TIME I STUDIED THIS.

1 PETER 2:19, "FOR ONE IS REGARDED FAVORABLY (IS APPROVED,

ACCEPTABLE, AND THANKWORTHY) IF, AS IN THE SIGHT OF GOD, HE

ENDURES THE PAIN OF UNJUST SUFFERING."

I MEAN TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I COULDN'T LINE THAT UP WITH

THE JUST, FAIR, LOVING GOD THAT I KNEW.

I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW, COME ON.

LET'S KEEP READING A LITTLE BIT.

"[AFTER ALL] WHAT KIND OF GLORY [IS THERE IN IT], WHEN YOU DO

WRONG AND YOU'RE PUNISHED FOR IT, YOU TAKE IT PATIENTLY?

BUT IF YOU BEAR PATIENTLY WITH SUFFERING [WHICH RESULTS] WHEN

YOU DO RIGHT AND THAT IS UNDESERVED, NOW THIS IS

ACCEPTABLE AND PLEASING TO GOD."

SO WAIT A MINUTE, IS THIS TELLING ME GOD LIKES IT

WHEN I SUFFER?

NO, ACTUALLY THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SAYING.

IT'S SAYING IT'S NOT THAT GOD LIKES IT WHEN WE SUFFER, BUT HE

LIKES IT WHEN WE STAY STABLE, AND FIRM, AND STEADFAST, AND WE

WON'T GIVE UP, AND WE WON'T QUIT ON HIM, AND WE PUT HIM ABOVE

WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THAT'S WHAT PUTS A SMILE ON HIS FACE.

"LOOK AT THEM.

LOOK AT THAT.

LOOK AT ALL THEY'RE GOING THROUGH AND THEY STILL LOVE ME

JUST AS MUCH AS THEY DID WHEN EVERYTHING WAS GOOD."

YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA LOVE GOD AS MUCH IN THE WILDERNESS AS YOU

DID ON THE MOUNTAINTOP.

MMM, NO, THIS IS DEEP.

GOOD STUFF.

"FOR EVEN TO THIS WERE YOU CALLED," LORD HAVE MERCY,

"[IT IS INSEPARABLE FROM YOUR VOCATION]

FOR CHRIST ALSO SUFFERED FOR YOU, LEAVING YOU [HIS PERSONAL]

EXAMPLE, SO THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS."

TO ME, THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO GRASP

A HOLD OF.

WHAT TYPES OF PERSECUTIONS MIGHT WE EXPERIENCE TODAY ESPECIALLY

HERE IN THE WESTERN WORLD WHERE FIRST OF ALL, THERE ARE PARTS OF

THE WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE BEING PHYSICALLY STILL TORTURED FOR

THEIR FAITH, AND DON'T THINK THERE'S NOT.

THERE'S ACTUALLY A LOT OF IT.

WE'RE NOT TOO LIKELY TO EXPERIENCE THAT HERE IN THIS

WESTERN CULTURE BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT THE ENEMY

BRINGS AGAINST US, REJECTION WHICH IS VERY PAINFUL, BEING

LEFT OUT, NOT BEING INVITED, NOT BEING INCLUDED,

BEING MADE FUN OF, BEING MOCKED, BEING MADE

THE BRUNT OF JOKES THAT AREN'T REALLY FUNNY, BEING INSULTED,

BEING JUDGED CRITICALLY, AND TALKED ABOUT, AND THOUGHT OF IN

AN UNKIND WAY, BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.

AS I SAID, YOU MIGHT NOT GET A PROMOTION AT WORK BECAUSE

YOU REFUSED TO DO THE DISHONEST THING YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU THAT

YOU HAD TO DO.

AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE PUBLIC LIKE I AM YOU'RE VERY

LIKELY TO GET PERSECUTED IN THE MEDIA AND HAVE LIES

TOLD ABOUT YOU AND HAVE NO RECOURSE WHATSOEVER

TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT JUST HOPE AND PRAY THAT

PEOPLE HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO NOT BELIEVE IT.

I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY THAT I WENT TO THE STARBUCKS IN MY TOWN

TO GET COFFEE AND THERE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER

WAS A BIG PICTURE OF ME, NOT A LITTLE PICTURE,

A BIG PICTURE WITH THEY HAD CAPTURED ME WHEN I HAD LIKE

ONE OF THE MOST UGLY PREACHING FACES WHERE I WAS JUST LIKE--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THE BACKGROUND WAS ALL THE USHERS LINED UP WITH

THE OFFERING BUCKETS.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY WAS THAT I WAS STEALING

PEOPLE'S MONEY ON TV AND USING IT PERSONALLY, WHICH I

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT.

MATTER OF FACT, I GIVE MORE TO THE MINISTRY THAN I MAKE,

SO THERE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: BUT THE POINT IS THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

ABOUT IT.

AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE INTERNET, ANYTHING THAT ANYBODY

WANTS TO SAY AND PUT ON THE INTERNET, IT'S THERE FOREVER.

AND SO YOU REALLY GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU BELIEVE TODAY.

NO WONDER THE BIBLE SAYS, "DON'T ACCEPT AN ACCUSATION AGAINST

SOMEBODY EXCEPT IN THE MOUTH OF TWO OR THREE

RELIABLE WITNESSES."

AND I DON'T MEAN TO BE INSULTING BUT A LOT OF THE MEDIA TODAY IS

NOT RELIABLE.

SOME OF IT MAYBE IS BUT A LOT OF IT'S NOT.

NOW, CAN'T SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE TIME TO

HELP YOU TO GO HOME AND NOT BE SELFISH.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MATTHEW 5:13.

NOW JUST SO YOU KNOW EVERYBODY STARTS OUT SELFISH SO IF YOU'RE

SITTING HERE THINKING, "I'M GUILTY AND SHE HASN'T EVEN

OPENED HER MOUTH," THEN, YOU KNOW, WE ALL START OUT THAT WAY.

THAT WAS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM, ME, ME, ME.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MATTHEW 5:13.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN TEACH ON SELFISHNESS ANYMORE

WITHOUT HAVING TO DO THE ROBOT.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU LET ME FINISH MY MESSAGE, I'LL DO IT

FOR YOU AT THE END.

OKAY, VERSE 13, "YOU ARE THE SALT OF THE EARTH, BUT IF SALT

HAS LOST ITS TASTE (ITS STRENGTH, ITS QUALITY), HOW CAN

ITS SALTNESS BE RESTORED?

IT'S NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING ANY LONGER BUT TO BE THROWN OUT

AND TRODDEN UNDERFOOT BY MEN."

YOU KNOW, SALT GIVES FLAVOR TO THINGS AND WE'RE

THE SALT OF THE EARTH.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE THE FLAVOR OF THE EARTH.

EVERYTHING'S DULL AND BLAND AND BORING IF YOU DON'T SPRINKLE

SOME GOD ON IT.

AMEN?

I LIKE THAT SO WE LIKE GO AROUND AND SPRINKLE GOD ON STUFF.

I NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE, I LIKE THAT.

"YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD.

A CITY SET ON A HILL CANNOT BE HIDDEN.

NOR DO MEN LIGHT A LAMP AND PUT IT UNDER A PECK MEASURE, BUT ON

A LAMPSTAND, AND IT GIVES LIGHT TO ALL IN THE HOUSE."

IN OTHER WORDS, DON'T BE A CHRISTIAN WHO IS ASHAMED TO BE

A CHRISTIAN AND YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO HIDE IT.

GET YOUR LAMP OUT AND PUT IT ON A LAMPSTAND.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT AND BE OBNOXIOUSLY

RELIGIOUS, BUT YOU DO NEED TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE

AND NOT HIDE YOUR FAITH IN GOD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I MEAN WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN A RESTAURANT EATING, IF

YOU'RE GONNA PRAY OVER YOUR MEAL, THEN PRAY.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM OUT LOUD, BUT YOU CAN MAKE IT

OBVIOUS YOU'RE PRAYING.

DON'T DO ONE OF THESE THINGS.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: LIKE MAYBE YOU'RE TRYING TO RUB OFF A HEADACHE AND

YOU'RE WANTING TO PLEASE GOD BUT NOT BE JUDGED AND CRITICIZED.

VERSE 16, "LET YOUR LIGHT SO SHINE BEFORE MEN THAT THEY MAY

SEE YOUR MORAL EXCELLENCE."

THERE IT IS, VIRTUE, MORAL EXCELLENCE.

ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IN THE BEATITUDES,

THE WORD "VIRTUE" IS EITHER TRANSLATED POWER OR IT'S

TRANSLATED MORAL EXCELLENCE AND THE WHOLE GIST OF WHAT I'VE BEEN

TRYING TO GET ACROSS IS WHEN WE WORK WITH GOD TO DEVELOP THESE

MORAL EXCELLENCIES IN OUR SOUL AND WE HAVE THESE VIRTUES, THESE

CHRIST-LIKE VIRTUES IN OUR LIFE, WE ARE BLESSED, WE'RE SO HAPPY

WE DON'T HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OURSELVES, AND WE HAVE

POWER WITH GOD THAT ENABLES US TO DO WHATEVER WE NEED TO DO IN

EVERY SITUATION.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO WHEN THE WORLD SEES YOUR MORAL EXCELLENCE, YOUR

PRAISEWORTHY, NOBLE, AND GOOD DEEDS AND RECOGNIZE AND HONOR

AND PRAISE AND GLORIFY YOUR FATHER WHO IS IN HEAVEN."

NOW WE DON'T DO GOOD THINGS TO BE SEEN OF MEN BUT IF YOU DO

GOOD THINGS, PEOPLE WILL SEE IT AND, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M GONNA

SAY, IF YOU DO IT CONSISTENTLY,

IF YOU DO IT CONSISTENTLY AND

PEOPLE BEGIN TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE STABLE AND PRETTY MUCH THE

SAME ALL THE TIME AND THAT THEY CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON YOU AND

COUNT ON YOU TO KEEP YOUR WORD, TO HELP THEM IN TIME OF NEED, TO

BE THERE FOR THEM, TO BE KIND, TO BE MERCIFUL.

IF PEOPLE SEE THAT STABILITY IN YOU ALL THE TIME, IT IS GOING TO

MAKE THEM THIRSTY AND HUNGRY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE IF THEY DON'T

HAVE IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO WE ALL HAVE A JOB TO DO OUT IN THE WORLD AND IT'S

TO GO AND TAKE THE LOVE WITH WHICH GOD LOVED US AND LOVED

THE WORLD WITH IT.

THE MOST IMPORTANT COMMANDMENT IS, "YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD

YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, WITH ALL

YOUR MIND AND ALL YOUR STRENGTH."

AND THE SECOND IS LIKE IT, "YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR

AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF."

AND I ALWAYS SAY THAT WE NEED TO LOVE GOD, RECEIVE HIS LOVE

AND LOVE OURSELVES IN A BALANCED WAY.

DON'T BE IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT LOVE YOURSELF.

APPRECIATE THE YOU THAT GOD HAS CREATED AND THEN OUT OF THAT YOU

CAN BEGIN TO LOVE OTHER PEOPLE IN A BALANCED WAY, NOT LET THEM

WALK ALL OVER YOU, NOT LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, BUT

YOU'RE GONNA BE CONSISTENT AND BE THERE AND BE KIND TO PEOPLE

ON A REGULAR BASIS.

YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH THE WORLD IS TODAY?

2 TIMOTHY 3:1 AND 2.

I PUT A CHALLENGE OUT TO PEOPLE THE LAST FEW YEARS,

MAKE A DECISION THAT YOUR GOAL IS GONNA BE TO PUT A SMILE

ON AT LEAST THREE FACES EVERY DAY.

2 TIMOTHY 3:1, "BUT UNDERSTAND THIS,

THAT IN THE LAST DAYS WILL COME AND (SET IN) PERILOUS TIMES

OF GREAT STRESS AND TROUBLE [HARD TO DEAL WITH

AND HARD TO BEAR]

FOR PEOPLE WILL BE LOVERS OF SELF,

[UTTERLY] SELF-CENTERED, LOVERS OF MONEY,

AROUSED BY AN INORDINATE [GREEDY] DESIRE FOR WEALTH,

PROUD AND ARROGANT, CONTEMPTUOUS BOASTERS.

THEY WILL BE ABUSIVE (BLASPHEMOUS, SCOFFING),

DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS, UNGRATEFUL, UNHOLY, UNPROFANED."

AND IT JUST GETS WORSE EVERY VERSE THAT YOU READ.

IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE BEING TOLD RIGHT HERE ABOUT THE DAYS

THAT WE'RE LIVING IN RIGHT NOW.

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN THE WORST OF TIMES

AND THE BEST OF TIMES.

YOU SAY, "WELL, HOW CAN THIS BE THE BEST OF TIMES?"

BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE MORE OPPORTUNITY

TO STAND UP STRONG AND BE A BRIGHT LIGHT SHINING

OUT IN A DARK WORLD THAN EVER BEFORE IN HISTORY, RIGHT NOW.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THAT.

AND I DO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE GONNA HAVE A MIGHTY OUTPOURING

HERE IN THE U.S.

THERE'S THINGS HAPPENING IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.

WE JUST READ A GREAT REPORT ABOUT HOLLAND AND HOW THE YOUTH

ARE RISING UP OVER THERE, AND THEY'RE MEETING IN WAREHOUSES

IN THE STREETS, AND IN HOMES, AND THEY'RE JUST FED UP

WITH SOCIALISM.

THEY'RE FED UP WITH SIN.

THERE'S AN OUTCRY FOR CHRISTIANITY

AND I THINK SOMETIMES-- THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK,

I THINK SOMETIMES GOD BACKS OFF AND JUST LETS PEOPLE

HAVE THEIR SIN LONG ENOUGH THAT THEY FINALLY GET FED UP WITH IT.

AND I THINK THAT EVEN SINNERS ARE GETTING FED UP WITH SIN,

AMEN?

AND I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE,

THAT IF WE DO WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING,

THAT GOD IS STILL GONNA POUR HIS SPIRIT OUT AND THERE'S

GONNA BE A REMNANT OF HIS PEOPLE THAT WILL RISE UP AND

LEAD MANY INTO RIGHTEOUSNESS.

THERE'S GONNA BE A GREAT FALLING AWAY,

BUT THERE'S ALSO GONNA BE A GREAT INGATHERING AND WE STAND

ON THE BRINK OF THAT AND WE NEED TO BE READY AND PREPARED.

JOYCE: I WANT TO REALLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO TAKE TIME

TO STUDY THE ATTITUDES THAT ARE FOUND

IN MATTHEW CHAPTER 5 BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY LIFE CHANGING.

THESE ATTITUDES ARE HERE TO HELP PREPARE US

FOR LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES AND HELP US TO BE A GREAT

WITNESS TO THE WORLD AROUND US.

TODAY, WE'RE OFFERING SOME TEACHING CALLED

"9 ATTITUDES THAT KEEP YOU HAPPY."

I THINK EVERY ONE OF US COULD USE THAT.

IT MIGHT EVEN HELP ME TO GO BACK AND LISTEN TO MY OWN TEACHING.

ATTITUDE IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF EVERYDAY LIFE

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JOYCE: WELL, WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO WELCOME JOHN GRAY

TO THE 2017 LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE.

JOHN.

JOHN: YES.

JOYCE: YOU WERE SUCH A HUGE HIT LAST YEAR, WE ABSOLUTELY

HAD TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN.

JOHN: I'M SO GRATEFUL.

ST. LOUIS WAS A GAME CHANGER FOR ME.

BEING RAISED BY STRONG WOMEN OF FAITH, WOMEN OF GOD,

AND BEING IN THAT ATMOSPHERE, I HAD NEVER SEEN

ANYTHING LIKE IT.

THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WORSHIPING GOD

AND NOT JUST THE SUPERNATURAL, BUT THE PRACTICAL APPLICATION

OF THE WORD.

IT WAS AMAZING.

JOYCE: WELL, YOU'RE NOT ONLY A GREAT SPEAKER THAT BRINGS

FORTH GOOD CONTENT, BUT YOU ARE ALSO EXTREMELY FUNNY.

JOHN: YOU GOTTA LAUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA LOVE YOUR LIFE.

JOYCE: WE NEED THAT, DON'T WE?

JOHN: ABSOLUTELY, IF YOU ARE A WOMAN

THAT NEEDS JUST THAT SPARK, THIS IS THE CONFERENCE FOR YOU.

JOYCE: WELL JOHN, WE CAN'T WAIT

UNTIL YOU'RE BACK THIS YEAR.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE REALLY, REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU THERE.

IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME IF YOU DON'T COME.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU INVITE A FRIEND, CONTACT US,

AND REGISTER TODAY.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: AND EVERY TIME YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY,

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MAINTAINING A GOOD ATTITUDE DURING TROUBLE

IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN GETTING RID OF THE TROUBLE.

ONE MORE TIME, MAINTAINING A GOOD ATTITUDE IN TROUBLE--

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JOYCE: OH, LET'S PICK ON THE PEOPLE WATCHING BY TV

JUST IN CASE YOU THINK I'M ONLY TALKING

TO THE PEOPLE HERE IN THIS ROOM.

MAINTAINING A GOOD ATTITUDE IN TROUBLE IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT

THAN GETTING RID OF THE TROUBLE.

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جورب على عصا | عالم غامبول المدهش | كرتون نتورك - Duration: 1:30.

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Can We Still Pass An Elementary School Test?! 😅📚🏫 - Duration: 9:04.

- Hey naturally curly world! I'm Evelyn.

- And I'm Nikki.

- And here on this channel, we believe in education.

Okay? Freein' your mind.

And summer vacation is coming to an end.

And it is time to hit the books again.

- We've been out of school for quite some time now.

But with the start of school, we thought we could

put our U.S. public education to the test.

- Can we pass elementary school?

- Okay, so in elementary school, I was pretty much a dweeb.

And I was really, really shy.

I went to a few elementary schools.

My mom was bouncin' around, all over Houston, Texas.

But, I was good at drawing.

I was great at art.

Uh, I loved reading and writing.

How do I think I'll do today?

I don't know, if there's a lot of math

and science questions, I'ma be makin' stuff up.

So we'll see how it goes.

I BS'd my way all through elementary,

middle school, high school, college.

So maybe I'll be able to BS my way through this test.

I have no idea.

- What was I like in elementary school?

Um, I was a nerd. I was such a nerd.

I also wasn't allowed to be bad at anything.

So, I was in my books, all the time.

I did well in everything, but I especially loved

writing and reading because you could be, like, creative.

In school, they'd teach us like rote memorization.

We don't retain anything, so, ah,

I don't have high expectations.

But I got my degree, so do it really matter in the end?

- [Grace] Okay, you guys ready?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Although, is this graded on a curve?

(Laughs)

- [Grace] First grade social studies.

- 5 of the U.S. federal holidays fall on

what day of the week?

- What?

- Please, God.

- I remember growing up, uh, they tried to call

MLK Day like just a teacher's work day.

And my dad was like "Nope! It's MLK Day!"

- [Grace] Yay!

- Ah! Ah! Ah!

- Startin' to sweat a little bit!

- [Grace] This one's funny.

Okay. Second grade measurements.

- Okay. 30 days, hath September.

April, June and November. - I cannot stand her.

All the rest have 31!

- What a nerd! Like, what a nerd.

I'ma guess on this one, we just gonna see.

- Did we learn this in school?

- Mom, I'm so sorry you spent so much money on my education.

- We didn't learn this.

- [Grace] Okay, you ready? - Yes.

- [Grace] Show me your answers.

You's both wrong.

- I knew it! I wasn't gonna sit here, count the days.

- I was gonna say Friday...was it...

- [Grace] It was Saturday.

- Ahh!

- [Grace] Third grade history.

- Oh my God, y'all, I'm sorry!

- We're both wrong? - Is it Pennsylvania?

- Gettysburg, Pennsylvania? - I knew it,

I was like Virginia or Pennsylvania.

Both of 'em racist! - Wait,

the civil war was in Pennsylvania?

- Poly means many, right?

- And -gon means a shape! - So...

- Or a side!

- So like, octagon, pentagon, hexagon.

- Right, the only thing that's not a polygon

is a line, right?

- Right!

(Laughing)

- [Grace] What is that? Frue?

(Laughing)

It's true, it's true.

- Oh I was!

(Laughs) - Yes!

(Laughing)

Africa, South America, or Asia?

(Laughing)

- [Grace] It's Africa!

- Yes!

The motherland!

- Out of ten, we are failing! We are both failing!

- [Grace] Fifth grade life science.

Hm! Do fifth graders know this?

Okay.

- Bruh, I didn't even know how the vagina worked

until last week.

(Laughing)

- The adrenal gland is adrenaline.

- Alright.

- It's your fight or flight.

- Right.

- So, why would it be like, above the stomach?

That don't make sense!

- That makes no sense!

You know, so there's the endocrine system, right?

(Laughing)

Caridiovascular...(Laughs) Just gonna...

I don't really know...

- What did you say?

- Large intestine!

- [Grace] You spelled that so wrong.

Instine is how you spelled intestine.

- Is it intestine? - Is it the brain?

- [Grace] It is directly above the kidney.

- Oh.

- Bish! Let me go ahead and write this down!

- We are writers! We are scholars!

- [Grace] Go ahead.

You're right.

- Lit!

- [Grace] Let's do some basic algebra.

- We was...we was doin' algebra in fifth grade?

- Look at her! You are so perplexed!

- When I tell you I do not even know where to begin?

- [Grace] Evelyn's right.

- Yes!

At first I was doin' math and I'm like,

she's not asking us to do any math.

- Whatever, man.

- [Grace] It's the transitive property, you guys.

- It's the what?

- [Grace] Transitive property!

- I don't know about no transitive property!

- You only get two terms.

- Yes.

- Which means, if it's four times, somebody had to die.

- [Grace] No. - No?

- [Grace] That's wrong.

- I feel like this old school.

It's a old, old white man.

So we ain't gonna go Obama years.

- Yes!

- [Grace] You got it. That's why I was like...

It wasn't Teddy Roosevelt.

- I feel like Grover Cleveland and Teddy look alike.

They probably both chubby with a mustache

- They probably don't look anything alike

and like, spectacles. This dumb!

- [Grace] One day, one month, or one year?

- The moon...(laughs)

- [Grace] It's one month.

- A day?

A day?

- You see it all the time, you know what I'm sayin.

I got three right.

That's not bad.

- That's one,

two,

three,

- Can you count faster?

I mean did they teach you that in elementary school?

- How to count? Hmmm? - Six,

seven, I got a 70.

- If you combine our, uh, scores, we got 100%!

- But what did you get by yourself?

- I got 30%!

- I'm the winner.

- I'm gainfully employed, you know what I'm sayin'?

Has a degree.

(Laughing)

- Uh, uh, uh, uh

uh...uh

- How do I feel now?

Uh, I feel great! A little hot, 'cause you know

the questions were...

Making me sweat a little bit.

I thought about like oh, I'll just like...you know...

Study up. But then I was like, who cares?

What does this knowledge do for me?

Nothing! Does it add to my bank account? No.

Advice for people in elementary school.

Get naps.

Take advantage of your recess, 'cause it's gone

in middle school. It's gone in high school.

You don't get naps or recess.

As far as learning, do what you can!

Um, it's okay to be a nerd and learn everything you can.

Because eventually when you're my age,

it's gonna disappear and no one will care.

- Um, I feel pretty great.

Um, I'm feeling like

I haven't lost my mojo.

I did get a 70, which is barely passing.

But I have since evolved from my emotional breakdowns

of getting like 89s.

And now, as long as I pass,

I'm good.

Public education is really just about knowing

a bunch of facts,

like factoids.

So like, if you're a horrible person,

but you know the Gettysburg Address was in Pennsylvania,

Like...

So?

In the comments below, let us know what you were like

in elementary school.

Were you a good student, were you a bad student?

Does it matter anymore?

If you are a literal child watching this video,

stay in school. Don't rush to be a grownup.

It kind of sucks.

- Don't forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe.

We make videos every Friday,

so we'll see you next Friday.

- Bye! - Bye!

- So, the adrenal gland leaks out adrenaline.

- Yes, does it come to your brain?

- [Grace] (Laughing) It leaks out!

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How does an action become our future? /Subtitles/ From satsang on 26/07/2014 - Duration: 0:57.

Actions, actions...

All the actions, karma* (*thoughts, words, and deeds) become your future.

Do you understand?

In this life you get not only the resul of those actions

You are doing now.

It happens that you meet somebody for the first time,

And immediately you have such a pleasant feeling towards this person!

Radhe radhe.

And then you meet somebody else, and have completely different feelig.

What does a bad karma give you?

It gives you suffering,

it gives you various bad things, that do harm to you...

So that you feel bad.

But a good karma will always

give you good things.

Radhe radhe.

So that you'll always be happy,

so that everything is good in your life.

Radhe radhe.

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Do you like it. Thank for watching

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LE PICCOLE COSE BELLE l MARTINA LACETERA - Duration: 1:36.

Hi boys and hi girls, here I am back in a video, I'm Martina, for those who did not know me, and today I want to talk you about the little beautiful things that make our life beautiful, as said a song that had won ''lo zecchino d'oro'' many years ago!

Stop on little things isn't a characteristic of everyone.

For me the little gestures are important, but for some people no, 'cause they consider these gestures to be due or insignificant...

but to me they change the day!

Like a whispered goodmornig,

a shared breakfast,

an unexpected hug,

a 32-teeth smile, a laugh, a sweet gesture to you!

I stop on the little things!

For example, I love that when I walk down the street someone smile at me or share my smile!

And I hate people who look at me badly and take me crazy.

I love when someone is kind to me, type I falls a gripper or anything else and there's a person from nothing that collects it!

I love when someone remembers my oddities 'cause it is known that superficial things remind everyone!

If I can give you a tip, notice the little things and do not give anything for granted!

I really hope the video you liked, if so let a nice thumb up and let me know below in the comments if you are also person who stop on the little things!

I thank you for seeing the video and we will see next Friday! By!

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Closing Time - Bored Ep 88 - VLDL - Duration: 3:12.

Yep!

Heeeey! Hello!

Hey sir - just letting you know we are JUST about to close

That's okay, I know exactly what I want!

I want a Z270 TOMAHAWK

If there's any more in stock?

Follow me sir

Ah thats okay, you can just point in the direction and I can grab -

No no - I'll show you where it is

Follow me!!

Okay so is this the one that you want?

Yep thats it

Well lets open it up and make sure its in there

oh... okay

*Rowan making sexy music noises*

Sorry - its a bit strange that you're doing this

Did you know this has 16GB of Intel Optane Memory

For free!

Yep - thats one of the reasons why I want to buy it!

The combo package is actually cheaper

than if you were to buy these separately

Yeah I'm already gonna buy it - you dont need to sell me on it

Cheeeeeeea

Yeah... okay

Well lets make this... relationship...

official

the.... me and the TOMAHAWK you mean?

lets do this

OKAY!

Lets get this product sold to you sir!

Yes pleeeeeease

Okay - are you going to pay for that with cash or credit?

credit!

You've made a bloody good choice this one!

These are selling out like hot cakes!

Yeah - thank you - can't wait to get her home

And there.... we.....

Go!

Just goooooo!

This green button I think you want

ummm, it's just hit 5 o'clock

yeah - do you just hit the green button and I put in my pin and...

ah no no no I mean its just turned 5 o'clock now

so the stores closed...

Yeah but we're still here so we're just about to finish a transaction

Its just ummm...

Like I said earlier the store closes at 5...

Yeah but we are literally 10 seconds away from finishing the transaction

I know! Isn't that annoying?!

It's just now that the stores closed... I'll have to get you to come back tomorrow

No we're just about to finish - just let me take it home!

What I'm going to get you to do is just keep your voice down sir

Cause you're being highly aggressive

I'm not being highly aggressive okay - I'm NOT LEAVING do you understand?!

You're trespassing now sir!

Oh I'm sorry - didn't realise

Okay - I'm going to let that slide

Thank you - that's very kind of you

Ummm so you open at 9...?

Yeah we open at 9 - but give or take - we're pretty lax about it.

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Accounting for Beginners #67 / Fixed Costs / Variable Costs / Managerial Accounting Tutorial 101 - Duration: 13:55.

yo yo yo what have I gotten myself into who am i what am i doing what's the

dealio what's going on I don't even know anymore hold on get together get it

together this is CPA strength I am the strongest

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don't make all your dreams come true I think all your food not have any

calories in it so that's really important and also find companionship if

you're looking for that so really a one-stop shop basically is what I'm

trying to say I have a classic series sixth series dang it aah dang it man

angry anyway and dang me this is my classic series right number 67 of the

classic series can't believe them on 67 already can't believe it hot in here I

was having a bad hair day what it's hot so verse crapola so the hair comments

because it's too hot to have a hat on right now probably number 67 it's going

to be fixed in variable costs we're going to have a fixed and variable costs

let's go let's get into this now we're going to Zone in it's me me and my squad

my DC Aylor squad my got my strippers up caring what I what up now this I know

what you're going to say this is an incident financially can we do financial

accounting well this is accounting basics this is a managerial accounting

book I get so many more in all the comments I do have a lot of people in

college taking Friday into accounting but there's also going

to be some people in college taking managerial accounting this is managerial

accounting so we're going to do some videos around here in accounting zips

what I feel like doing for right now also you know if you have if you're

starting up a small business so I have I do have a quite a few small business

owners that that watch this or people are trying to get a job and this might

be in a enter more their job interviews so is just a good thing to have it's

just a good knowledge base to have and I think it's real life to like I've used

this before I I was always doing you know breakeven analysis and stuff and

like how much how many widgets do I have to sell to make some money you know

breakeven because I got my I got my rent I got my car insurance you know I got

gas and that's a variable cost and buh-buh-buh-buh fixed and variable costs

let me just let me just let me just try to run through this and hopefully I can

explain everything between the fixed and variable costs all right we're in these

examples we're where we have actually might you know a stripped down bare

bones Dorn CPA LLC taxes an S corp I like that hybrid you know saying fixed

costs stay the same no matter how many tax returns we sell all right like look

like the rent this is per month the rents going to be $400 a month whether

we sell here's our little chart down here okay here's our expenses and here's

our tax returns so here's our here's our fixed fixed costs down here it's the

saying no matter how many tax returns you sell and like we could sell zero to

six tax returns and our fixed costs are always going to be $600 right because

rent doesn't matter if it sells zero or six tax returns our rent still going to

be $400 then we got our we fee or our internet it doesn't matter how many how

many tax returns we sell zero or six tax returns

it's still the wee-fee is still going to be $100 same as the phone it's a fixed

cost it's fixed it stays the same it's fit doesn't matter for our cost doesn't

matter if we sell zero or six of them it's going to be fixed if you you know

no matter how many you sells they're going to be $600 $600 now here's the the

fun of the fun I guess the front of this is the variable cost now look I did I

did so so sorry our rent four dollars we $300 and $400 600 ollars a month's of

fixed fixed costs we tell we sell zero tax returns we still have to pay rent we

still have to pay air we through stuff to your phone so we're out $600 variable

costs look I wrote I underlined under vary from barrel costs that vary upon

how many sold all right so you can go variable variable fixed fixed it's fixed

it's done it's over with variable very very very very done how many I sell

variant varies so on RK attacked our variable cost is tax preparation

software which costs $50 per return it's the software where I where I can put my

stuff in and it's really worth it to me because if I had to do a tax return by

hand without the software would take me so much time would take me days so it's

worth it to me that's our variable constant that's 50 $50 per part tax

return and now the other thing so that's all our costs

that's all our costs we have we have our fixed costs that are going to change and

then we only do one thing we sell tax returns and every tax return we sell it

costs us $50 on top of the fixed costs that's our variable costs we sell tax

returns for $200 all right that's our that's our selling price for $200 so

really you've got you've got your costs and your revenue so now you've got to

figure out stuff I mean you got to figure out you have you have

a certain certain amount of money in the bank you got to say hey like you know

how many tax returns can I do if I don't do any tax or tell

me how many months can I stay in business but that's that fixed costs you

know and let's say I do a couple of how many how many how many tat you know this

is a huge one really is a break-even point it's like how many tax returns do

I have to do per month to break-even to have my revenue equal my cost so that's

super important right and and everyone's in business to make money so you want to

know what your break-even point and do a couple more than that you know before

you before you get in any business you should really figure out this breakeven

points it's like if I'm if I'm doing this and and my break-even point is like

say 40 tax returns or months and there's no way I can do that many tax returns at

a month you know like the most I can do is 20 tax returns then my business model

is not going to work these are fixed costs of purple that I went to our very

I make variable costs in blue here I thought to have you nice to have

variable cost in blue and I made this nice little

graph so let's just go in the ground we're going to look filled with tax

returns we sell zero tax returns that's all fixed cost then of $600 and

that's how that's how much our costs are to produce your tax returns and then we

sold your tax return so our revenue is zero dollars so we're we're in the whole

six hundred bucks now what happens if we do one tax return one tax return well

you're going to have all of the $600 615 to the cost you $50 additional because

that's how much the tax software cost so for one tax return you're going to have

six hundred fifty dollars of costs six hundred fix 50 variable and then you're

going to make $200 so one tax return you're going to be in the hole for 50

what happens when you tell what happens when you sell to tax returns well six

are dollars of fixed costs of course now to to tax returns is going to be an

extra $100 $50 each of variable costs can be $1 of variable costs and then if

you sell two tax returns it's going to be $700 $700 and costs 600

fixed 100 variable and then you're going to have $400 so you're going to be in

the hole $300 see you're the hole little bit less every time you sell one with

our our factors are going let's see what happens when you sell would sell three

tax returns that money again $600 of fixed costs then three three tax returns

that's going to be $50 each $150 from variable costs so three boom boom boom

boom boom yeah 750 it's going to cost you $750 and then you're going to make

six hundred they're going to make six hundred ollars so you don't need a whole

150 what happens when you so what happens when you sell for for tax

returns $600 and six costs and then four well we have $50 each and tax off tax

software variable cost that's 200 more dollars in variable costs so boom boom

boom boom boom boom boom boom that's going to be $800 so you have six $600

and fixed 400 and variable and look at this and you solve for and now you've

made 800 so so four is our break-even point four is our break-even point so

that's important to know right break even for four

all right but works dude we're trying we're trying to at least get some money

take my girl out just like that to 420 Applebee's I mean at least right I mean

she's like you work all you do all you do is work

you lose money what sense does that make exactly so but we gotta we gotta at

least sell for we got at least so for to not lose money or you know actually sell

three we're not losing that much money you get the gist is just you need to

figure this out when you're starting a business say sell five tax returns now

hopefully we're going to make a profit right because if we just if we just

broke even because look are now you would think

because our fixed costs are the same right and here comes here comes in the

stuff our fixed costs are the same we just broke even on four so now with one

tax return we make $200 right we're making $200 but we have a variable cost

of 50 so for every unit we make above and beyond the fixed costs we make $150

profit so I assume that now we're going to make a 100 we are we were broken even

at four units sold now with five units sold look we're going to put we're going

to make 150 dollars profit and then with six we're going to make 300 oh we're

going to make a $300 profit let's just finish the start up with five look six

hours in fixed cost boom boom boom boom boom boom boom five five times five for

our variable cost for our tax return software it's going to be the next for

$250 so $850 is our costs and then if we if we sell five tax returns at 200 each

at $1,000 so see four we were broken even now now we sell five and now we now

we made $150 in profit what about when we sell six still $600 for fixed cost

you get the point now I tried to you know abuse you with the fixed cost you

get to fix house I don't change

so now we've sold out your soul nouns now we've sold six tax returns this

month hence key dollars each variable cost is going to be $300 more in

variable costs so we have a nut $900 total six nine three nine hours total of

costs and look we made another 150 profit and a total total we've made

three hundred dollars profit for the ones every every more every unit we sell

we're going to make $150 more now I'm a profit every unit we sell so once it hit

that breakeven point it's like let's let's make it let's get our chippers up

you know juices

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Heroes For A Day Review: Iron Factory: IF EX-14 Ultimate Commander (English Subs) - Duration: 24:42.

And there he is, boys and girls! Just arrived from abroad!

To my extreme joy and pleasure, a small Optimus has come

kinda "Optimus…"

a small Optimus to fill the big void in my heart.

We have Ultimate Commander by Iron Factory.

It's my first one by a 3rd party manufacturer.

Let's go ahead and take a look.

Of course I'm forgetting something! I'm Argyris and you're tuned in to a new Heroes For A Day video!

Where was I? Ah yes! Let's open the box, which is pretty nice.

Inside everything is neatly put

in plastic trays.

Here's the first tray. It's Optimus and some parts.

And this is the second tray with the rest of the parts.

Really nice!

Nicely placed. No need to look for anything.

Exactly what a compulsive wants and the one doing the video is no exception.

So, shall we convert him form robot to vehicle or vehicle to robot?

I'll do it traditionally and go for the vehicle to robot.

This is the vehicle mode.

The main cab and the trailer, as you can see.

I think it's stylized after Optimus' form in the War Within comic saga or something like that.

It's a little more Cybertronian or futuristic.

It fits in my palm; it's so "big and bulky"!

It matters not. We like all Transformers, big or small, as long as they're of good quality.

And here it is combined with the trailer.

I think it looks better with the trailer.

Just the cab is not something extraordinary, but with the trailer it looks so much better.

Let's transform it form truck to robot.

Remove the cannons, remove the smokestacks, and we're left with this.

The zooming might be somewhat difficult due to the small size.

Come to the sides and unpeg them both.

Extend the legs as long as they can go; no need for extra pressure.

Reveal the feet.

Come to the front wheels,

bring the shoulders forward, peg them and rotate them up just a bit.

Raise this piece and rotate the crotch.

Slide up the knees; careful because they might come off,

But don't be afraid, they go back in.

Now pull the truck front section just a bit,

flip it forward and close it again.

Bring the back piece up, bring the windshield section on top of it.

Rotate the elbows backwards, bring them down, line up the fists

And come to the "nose", pull it forward a bit, rotate the head forward,

put it back to place and he is ready!

NOT Optimus/Ultimate Commander is ready in his standard robot mode.

A nice figure. I like the design being more Cybertronian,

something out of the ordinary, more "Earthly" designs.

Nice torso.

A job well done. If he was a little taller, I'd like that, but I'm happy as it is as well.

It has articulation. It has ball joints, but they're a bit tight.

I don't know if it's due to being a 3rd party or any other cause.

Nice swivels on the elbows, rotating fists.

In theory it could be posable enough.

The leg movement is a bit hindered by the crotch piece.

Good overall articulation, it's just somewhat tight,

so you need to be careful with the pressure.

This is his standard firearm, molded after Optimus' classic ion blaster.

What I particularly like in this figure, besides the nice, futuristic design,

is another mode that Optimus -rather Ultimate Commander, if you want to get technical- has.

It is called Heavy Arms Mode and I'll show it right now.

First of all, remove the ion blaster, put on his smokestacks from the vehicle mode,

put this pair of cannons on his back,

and he comes with a new pair of blasters designed like this.

They're identical.

And he looks like this!

He looks really cool, armed with cannons.

He had this form in the comics too; it was a nice saga,

not many issues but nice nevertheless.

It's called "Stormbringer"; read it!

It was a nice story, but it reminded me of the movie or the TF:Prime motif,

where everything happens while Optimus makes plans and tactics,

and he just shows up in the end and kicks major ass.

In this context, he had this form.

It was a nice addition that made me choose the figure.

But, it's not the only power-up, because we also have a trailer.

What will we do with it? You'll see right away!

For his Ultimate Mode we'll have to partially transform him.

Flip the feet backward. No need to press too hard.

Gently because it's small and has sensitive parts.

The head has to go back in; as far as it can go.

It's a bit difficult to line it up.

And he stays like this.

Leave it on the side and grab the trailer.

I quite like the design.

It certainly looks like parts of something else, it has grown on me.

So just split it into pieces.

First, remove these blue pieces.

Take this piece, and rotate the panel forward.

It pegs there.

Do the same on this one too.

Rotate and peg.

And this round peg goes to this hole.

Same on the other side.

And just like that, it gains a little more height.

On the rest of the trailer, unpeg the wings,

and continue to unpeg all the other pieces one by one.

Pull up this piece. There's no peg. It just stays with friction.

Flip this down.

Remove these red pieces from the bottom.

Remove the blue pieces and split them.

So, let's try to assemble them.

This is a gauntlet; it opens on the back side

and pegs on top of the forearm.

And there's the new hand; slightly lengthier.

Open the second gauntlet.

Peg it.

Take this piece and just slide it on the crotch section.

It doesn't go all the way and just stays there due to the friction.

Then, take these pieces and place them on the shoulders.

There is a hole, where it pegs in.

Same on the other one.

You can see it slowly forms up.

Take the jetpack, spread the wings, flip this piece down

and turn the whole thing over.

This hole pegs on his back.

And raise the wings a bit if you like.

Come to the torso again. As I told you, it raises a bit.

Careful of the crotch.

Finally, take this piece

and reveal the new head.

It's on a ball joint.

So just slide it inside.

Does he remind you of anyone?

God Ginrai of course!

He is stylized after God Ginrai.

Oops! I forgot to unfold the railguns.

I really love this part, the combination of wings and railguns is awesome.

I really like it.

He is rolling actually, because he has wheels on his feet.

I think it's nicely done.

There also a weapon which I didn't show you.

It's this one. An axe-sword.

Personally I love it. It's really cool.

It resembles a "Fall of Cybertron" or "War for Cybertron" style.

And of course it can separate into a sword and an axe.

Let's put them on.

I actually like it, but I like it even more as a whole piece.

I like first to put the sword and then peg the lower part,

so as not to look like he's holding it from the bottom.

To have a better grip.

I LOVE him. He's really beautiful.

I just like him for his looks. Both the Ultimate and the Heavy Arms Modes.

It's not like he's perfect. He has some issues.

And of course I'm not referring to the size. I'm not whiny!

The torso with the God Ginrai head, for instance, does not stay on.

It's loose and has the tendency to fall off, so be careful.

Be careful when lining up the limbs and joints as well.

Generally it needs to be treated with some caution.

It's not too easy but it's not too difficult either.

Some caution is recommended. It's not one of the easiest Transformers.

As a sculpt, as an overall form, it is very successful and I like it.

From the first moment I saw some pictures online.

So, another video review has come to an end.

I really liked presenting something made by a 3rd party manufacturer.

And it ended up pretty good!

See you next time!

I don't know if we'll have a break from Transformers to review anything else.

Apparently, a break is needed.

Until then, take care and…

The Heroic Continues!

For more infomation >> Heroes For A Day Review: Iron Factory: IF EX-14 Ultimate Commander (English Subs) - Duration: 24:42.

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How to draw GENIE LAMP - Duration: 3:16.

How to draw GENIE LAMP

For more infomation >> How to draw GENIE LAMP - Duration: 3:16.

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Making a concrete pagoda lantern looking like limestone - Duration: 11:20.

To make the base slab forms I used perticleboard

I used silicone caulk to seal the edges of the form

The client wanted a weathered look lantern, so I used sandblasting gun to lay the first layer of concrete,

this will separate the concrete mixture and it will give me that weathered look

Than I keep pouring the concrete

When the concrete level reaches the midle of the form I place the remesh

Here I'm using a drill to vibrate the concrete

After 48 hours I can remove the form

I'm using 8mm rebar to reinforce the concrete

If you want to see how I made the forms please check the end screens at the end of this video

To make the limestone color I'm using White cement, gray cement, yellow iron oxide, red iron oxide and yellow sand

To make the window openings I'm using polystirene foam

I put a piece of 8 mm threaded rod In the cap so later I can secure the whole lantern

I'm using a paste of white cement and yellow oxide to fill in the pores

Here I'm using 80 grit sand paper to sand the concrete

For more infomation >> Making a concrete pagoda lantern looking like limestone - Duration: 11:20.

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Upside-Down Kiss Scene | Spider-Man (2002) Movie Clip - Duration: 2:58.

I better run, tiger.

Hey, check it out, man.

Come on, man.

Hey, where you going, baby? Come on!

Get off me!

Wait!

You have a knack for getting in trouble.

You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.

I was in the neighborhood.

You are amazing.

Some people don't think so.

- But you are. - Nice to have a fan.

Do I get to say thank you this time?

Wait.

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