• From disliking a video game to not looking  nerdy, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
  of the best true stories from our subreddit  about the most ridiculous reasons someone
  broke up with us.
  I'm Hellbent and today I'll be your narrator.
  Number 10 was submitted by YaPaperHatBoiMason  Froggy
  One day, when she was in middle school, Froggy  was eating lunch with her boyfriend.
  She was eating, but her boyfriend never wanted  to eat school cafeteria food.
  So he watched while she ate the brownie that  came with the lunch.
  As soon as Froggy finished the brownie, her  boyfriend asked if he could have a bite.
  After swallowing the last piece, Froggy told  him that he should've asked before she finished
  it.
  He asked again, and she said that it was impossible.
  He then proceeded to call her a greedy bitch  and broke up with her right there in the cafeteria.
  Number 9 was submitted by ShinPlays Cidius  So one day Cid and his girlfriend went to
  Dairy Queen to get a blizzard.
  His girlfriend HATED the brownie-flavored  blizzard, but he didn't know that at the time.
  She got an Oreo blizzard and he got the brownie  blizzard.
  When she saw what Cid ordered, she fucking  flipped and grabbed his blizzard and threw
  it out the car window.
  She then said, "I hate you!
  I'm never talking to you again!"
  After that he never saw her again.
  Number 8 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross  CivilSpider
  When CivilSpider was 15, he briefly dated  a girl in his summer school class.
  They got along great, with her always calling  him her "little nerdling" because he wore
  glasses.
  A month or two into their relationship, CivilSpider  decided to try contact lenses.
  She didn't like that one bit.
  Since his dad spent a good amount of money  on the contacts and expected him to use them,
  he took CivilSpider's glasses away.
  After a few weeks, CivilSpider's girlfriend  dumped him because his contacts made him look
  less nerdy.
  Number 7 was submitted by ReThink_Logic SweetCommando  In 8th grade, SweetCommando took out a girl
  to a small, local diner and shared a large  order of ribs.
  She asked, "What do you plan to do with your  life after graduating high school?"
  SweetCommando paused, then said, "I think  I might join the Navy.
  Why?"
  She stood up, laughed, and said, "Nope," before  walking out the front door and putting her
  thumb up to hitchhike.
  Afterwards, whenever they passed each other  in the hall, she would say stuff like, "Don't
  drown" and "Hope you're not claustrophobic."
  Number 6 was submitted by bobbyisgone MKyleM  When he was 4th grade, MKyleM had a girlfriend
  who was the type of person who only liked  smart boys.
  At the time he had all A's, and so they went  out for about 2 months until midterms came
  up.
  He ended up getting one F.  When she saw MKyleM's grades, she saw the
  F and said, "Well, I guess F is for FUCK  OFF!"
  She then spat all over him, so MKyleM got  mad and pushed her.
  He was then taken out of the classroom.
  Number 5 was submitted by ssStarcutter Doopie  When Doopie was in 9th grade, she dated a
  boy she had a lot in common with.
  They liked video games and making art.
  One day, their parents took them to a restaurant  where they sat at separate tables.
  He started talking about Overwatch and said  that he had been playing it nonstop since
  it came out.
  Doopie said, "I'm not really into the  game" and started explaining why.
  He began to shake his fists violently and  looked really, REALLY mad.
  Then, midway through her explanation, he got  up and started yelling at her, saying, "You'll
  never be as good as Overwatch!" and "I hate  you!"
  That made everyone in the restaurant stare  at him.
  After his childish meltdown, he stormed out  of the restaurant.
  His parents awkwardly apologized for his behavior  and rushed out after him.
  Number 4 was submitted by CaptainLadybug Mimi  When Mimi was 16 years old, she met a guy
  at a New Year's Eve party.
  They dated for a couple of months, and she  thought it was going great... until he hit
  her with the, "We need to talk" text.
  So Mimi went to his house, where he sat her  down and said that he couldn't be with her
  anymore.
  When she asked why, he said, "You're just  too nice and it scares me.
  I've never seen you get angry at anyone, and  it makes you seem like a psychopath.
  Like one day I'm gonna wake up with an icepick  in my chest, with you grinning at me."
  When she heard this, Mimi cried and left his  house, dumped by someone she actually loved,
  just because he felt she was "too nice".
  When she looks back on it now, Mimi just laughs.
  Number 3 was submitted by Ja_Z_Girl Spincess  When Spincess was 19, she had a boyfriend,
  Tolop, who liked how she wore her hair, which  was straight.
  He said, "Wow, I love your hair!
  Don't ever change it."
  The next week, she got a fro-hawk.
  Tolop saw it and said, "Why did you change  your hair?
  Eww, it doesn't even go with what you're wearing."
  Spiness said, "I think it's cute."
  Tolop said, "Well, I don't.
  I think it's ugly.
  I just can't be with you.
  WE ARE OVER."
  Then, he walked out of the house and left  his stuff.
  So, Spincess took it to his mom's house and  told her, "He broke up with me because he
  said my hair was ugly."
  When Tolop came back and apologized, Spincess  told him, "It's too late, buddy.
  Your clothes and stuff are already at your  mom's house."
  Number 2 was submitted by yourealiseidontcare  Legna
  So when Legna had his first girlfriend, he  felt they were perfect for each other.
  But one day, she just broke up with him.
  When he asked why, she told him it was because  he was allergic to cats!
  Apparently, the common house cat is her favorite  animal.
  When she left, Legna went through a slew of  emotions, mostly anger.
  Now, whenever he goes on a date, he always  tells the girl he's with that he's allergic
  to cats.
  Number 1 – What was the 
  most ridiculous reason someone broke up with  me?
     
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