• From disliking a video game to not looking nerdy, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most ridiculous reasons someone
broke up with us.
I'm Hellbent and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by YaPaperHatBoiMason Froggy
One day, when she was in middle school, Froggy was eating lunch with her boyfriend.
She was eating, but her boyfriend never wanted to eat school cafeteria food.
So he watched while she ate the brownie that came with the lunch.
As soon as Froggy finished the brownie, her boyfriend asked if he could have a bite.
After swallowing the last piece, Froggy told him that he should've asked before she finished
it.
He asked again, and she said that it was impossible.
He then proceeded to call her a greedy bitch and broke up with her right there in the cafeteria.
Number 9 was submitted by ShinPlays Cidius So one day Cid and his girlfriend went to
Dairy Queen to get a blizzard.
His girlfriend HATED the brownie-flavored blizzard, but he didn't know that at the time.
She got an Oreo blizzard and he got the brownie blizzard.
When she saw what Cid ordered, she fucking flipped and grabbed his blizzard and threw
it out the car window.
She then said, "I hate you!
I'm never talking to you again!"
After that he never saw her again.
Number 8 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross CivilSpider
When CivilSpider was 15, he briefly dated a girl in his summer school class.
They got along great, with her always calling him her "little nerdling" because he wore
glasses.
A month or two into their relationship, CivilSpider decided to try contact lenses.
She didn't like that one bit.
Since his dad spent a good amount of money on the contacts and expected him to use them,
he took CivilSpider's glasses away.
After a few weeks, CivilSpider's girlfriend dumped him because his contacts made him look
less nerdy.
Number 7 was submitted by ReThink_Logic SweetCommando In 8th grade, SweetCommando took out a girl
to a small, local diner and shared a large order of ribs.
She asked, "What do you plan to do with your life after graduating high school?"
SweetCommando paused, then said, "I think I might join the Navy.
Why?"
She stood up, laughed, and said, "Nope," before walking out the front door and putting her
thumb up to hitchhike.
Afterwards, whenever they passed each other in the hall, she would say stuff like, "Don't
drown" and "Hope you're not claustrophobic."
Number 6 was submitted by bobbyisgone MKyleM When he was 4th grade, MKyleM had a girlfriend
who was the type of person who only liked smart boys.
At the time he had all A's, and so they went out for about 2 months until midterms came
up.
He ended up getting one F. When she saw MKyleM's grades, she saw the
F and said, "Well, I guess F is for FUCK OFF!"
She then spat all over him, so MKyleM got mad and pushed her.
He was then taken out of the classroom.
Number 5 was submitted by ssStarcutter Doopie When Doopie was in 9th grade, she dated a
boy she had a lot in common with.
They liked video games and making art.
One day, their parents took them to a restaurant where they sat at separate tables.
He started talking about Overwatch and said that he had been playing it nonstop since
it came out.
Doopie said, "I'm not really into the game" and started explaining why.
He began to shake his fists violently and looked really, REALLY mad.
Then, midway through her explanation, he got up and started yelling at her, saying, "You'll
never be as good as Overwatch!" and "I hate you!"
That made everyone in the restaurant stare at him.
After his childish meltdown, he stormed out of the restaurant.
His parents awkwardly apologized for his behavior and rushed out after him.
Number 4 was submitted by CaptainLadybug Mimi When Mimi was 16 years old, she met a guy
at a New Year's Eve party.
They dated for a couple of months, and she thought it was going great... until he hit
her with the, "We need to talk" text.
So Mimi went to his house, where he sat her down and said that he couldn't be with her
anymore.
When she asked why, he said, "You're just too nice and it scares me.
I've never seen you get angry at anyone, and it makes you seem like a psychopath.
Like one day I'm gonna wake up with an icepick in my chest, with you grinning at me."
When she heard this, Mimi cried and left his house, dumped by someone she actually loved,
just because he felt she was "too nice".
When she looks back on it now, Mimi just laughs.
Number 3 was submitted by Ja_Z_Girl Spincess When Spincess was 19, she had a boyfriend,
Tolop, who liked how she wore her hair, which was straight.
He said, "Wow, I love your hair!
Don't ever change it."
The next week, she got a fro-hawk.
Tolop saw it and said, "Why did you change your hair?
Eww, it doesn't even go with what you're wearing."
Spiness said, "I think it's cute."
Tolop said, "Well, I don't.
I think it's ugly.
I just can't be with you.
WE ARE OVER."
Then, he walked out of the house and left his stuff.
So, Spincess took it to his mom's house and told her, "He broke up with me because he
said my hair was ugly."
When Tolop came back and apologized, Spincess told him, "It's too late, buddy.
Your clothes and stuff are already at your mom's house."
Number 2 was submitted by yourealiseidontcare Legna
So when Legna had his first girlfriend, he felt they were perfect for each other.
But one day, she just broke up with him.
When he asked why, she told him it was because he was allergic to cats!
Apparently, the common house cat is her favorite animal.
When she left, Legna went through a slew of emotions, mostly anger.
Now, whenever he goes on a date, he always tells the girl he's with that he's allergic
to cats.
Number 1 – What was the
most ridiculous reason someone broke up with me?
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