(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
Which of the two would be better?
You'll eat both anyway.
No, the style of guy that would suit us.
Would a sexy guy be better or a cute guy?
I like a cutie like Myeonghun!
Cutie!
I'll grab your hair.
Need some help?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps lusting after my lips.
- Scumbag! / - Scumbag!
Scumbag!
It was snowing hard a few days ago.
I made a snowball and threw it at you.
Then you pushed me against the wall
and whispered something to me.
What did you say then?
Tell me!
"Close your eyes and hold still."
"Close your eyes and hold still."
Don't glare at me or I'll beat you up.
How could you put dog poop in the snowball?
Why are you doing this?
Congratulate me, guys.
I think I'm going to date Park Seojun.
- Must be nice. / - Must be nice.
Must be a mistake.
My curfew is at 6 p.m.
So I got up to go home.
He hugged me from behind. Guess what he said.
"I got you! Don't move!"
"I got you! Don't move!"
"I got you, hagfish."
You really do resemble anything.
What are you doing?
Geez!
I can't believe this happened.
A pig fell in the well?
No.
I was dancing like this at a club...
Then a handsome guy approached me.
Guess what he said to me.
"Excuse me, let's spend our Friday night together."
"Excuse me, let's spend our Friday night together."
"Excuse me, you look like a brown bear."
That really doesn't look good.
Myeonghun, your hair really grew.
Should we all go to the salon with you?
- Let's go. / - Let's go.
Let's not.
What kind of style would suit Myeonghun?
A shaggy cut?
A dandy cut?
Uppercut!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
- It's already December. / - Yes.
♪ Today is children's day ♪
♪ It's our day ♪
- What? / - I just sang anything!
- You already know. / - Yes, yes.
Let's meet the first contestant now.
I hope my makeup tastes good.
She wasn't applying makeup! She ate it!
- Amazing. / - Yes!
But still...
Minkyoung only eats 3 meals.
A day?
In an hour.
3 meals an hour.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Are you all ready for some fun?
Yes!
Are you all ready for some fun?
Yes!
Say my name!
Nobody knows his name!
He'll be in search engines for being on this episode.
Right. People, in the search box
type in Park Yeongjin.
Search for Jang Giyeong more!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Cut!
Is he a movie director?
How should I do your hair?
- Cut it. / - Sure.
He wasn't a movie director,
he was just a customer at a salon!
Cut!
Your hair?
I have something stuck in my throat.
Let's meet the next contestant.
The Dragon King in the sea?
The Dragon King...
That's how he talks underwater!
Are you talking underwater?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Gongju!
- Gongju! / - A prince looking for his princess?
- I'll take you to Gongju for $30. / - Agreed!
Go, go!
He wasn't looking for a princess,
he wanted a taxi to Gongju!
Taek!
Taek!
Yoon Taek, I like your show.
Let's go, Lee Seungyun!
Let's meet the next contestant.
I got badmouthed today.
- Again? / - Yeah.
Put some in my mouth too.
She's jealous of being badmouthed!
- Amazing. / - What an appetite.
Now that's an appetite.
But there are many things Minkyoung can't eat.
Really?
- Like the bowls. / - Yes.
- Display stands. / - She can't eat those.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a king?
Sejong!
- $50 to Sejong! / - Agreed!
It's the same taxi driver again!
Amazing!
That taxi driver deserves a praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
You need to be talented in soccer.
Will he do some soccer tricks?
Hello, my talent is my Ro Hongchul impression!
Great! It's going up!
- Amazing! / - Amazing.
He showed us an impression
instead of soccer moves.
You're good at impressions too.
I love you, "Entertainment Weekly."
Was that Tom Cruise?
The director of "Entertainment Weekly."
Alright.
Let's meet the next contestant.
You want 20 hits?
I'll take 30.
Hold them out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
He wasn't asking his age! It was a beating!
- Amazing. / - Yeongjin, you're in your 30s, right?
I'm an old guy.
Let's meet the next contestant.
1, 2, 1, 2...
Is it a mic test?
Raise up the volume please.
Not the volume of the mic! Something else grew!
Is it a mic test?
One iced Americano.
Next! Next!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a fairy.
This stinking cigarette smoke!
The smoke was cigarette smoke!
A smoking statement.
These days, a pack of cigarettes
is like a 60th birthday party.
- Invite me to your 70th. / - Yes.
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster young radish kimchi...
And commentator married kimchi.
Hello!
(Quarreling Brothers)
This really hurts.
Hey.
Get over here.
What?
What's with your face? Did you get in a fight?
I hurt myself playing soccer.
From playing soccer?
Let me see.
Let me see!
You fought!
Hey! Who beat you up?
Actually, my friend...
It sure makes me happy to see you beaten up.
Why would you take a photo?
No, this is my cell phone.
It's my face.
- I can do what I want. / - I have feelings too!
- Where are your feelings? / - Give it!
- No! No! / - Give it! Give it!
- Give it! / - No!
- Give it! Dang it! / - Dang it!
My screen!
The screen...
It isn't cracked.
Then I should crack your skull.
Geez! You're the one that got beaten up.
Hey!
Stop making trouble, you young punk!
Stop beating up on people, you old punk.
Man! I hate you! Geez!
- What? What? What? / - Man! Man! Man!
What? What?
- Who is it? / - Who is it?
Is it this house?
Yeah. He's the one that hit me.
Boy.
Are you a thug?
Look at my son's face.
Gosh... What will you do about this?
What will you do about this?
- He hit me first... / - Hey!
Causing trouble like this...
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
I'm his older brother, I'll apologize on his behalf.
How have you been teaching
that younger brother of yours?
I'm very sorry. I'll give him a scolding. I'm sorry.
Is saying sorry enough?
Well, is it?
You're just like your little brother.
Geez! Let's just go!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sorry, bro...
Did you eat?
Not yet.
Hey, fool... You should... You should...
Order black bean noodles. That's your favorite.
Can I order the large size?
Man! Alright, alright.
Just order it.
You're paying?
You should pay.
This is when the older brother should...
You're the one that messed up.
But right now...
Geez! Mom!
- Know what Jaebaek did? / - Alright, alright!
I'll pay for it.
Two large bowls of black bean noodles please.
Nice! The large! Yeah!
The large size!
I finally got you to buy me a meal! Yeah!
So where did you get the money?
It was in your drawer.
That's my money!
Hello? I'd like to cancel the noodles...
- Your noodles are here. / - What the....
- Move. / - Why were you so fast?
Did you make the food on the way here?
Dang it!
Alright! Black bean noodles!
- Gosh! I hate you... / - Black bean noodles.
- Geez! / - Let's eat.
Move it.
Why'd you hit me again?
I was mixing my noodles.
Who mixes their noodles like that?
This is how I mix them!
Then I'll mix mine like this too!
Why are you copying me? Don't copy me!
You stop!
The noodles will swell up!
Can't let that happen.
This looks good.
Free meals taste the best.
You didn't even chip in... Give me that.
Hey!
Bring that here.
You're taking too much!
Gross! What's your problem?
Why do you keep hitting me? That hurts!
You're so annoying...
Hey.
You need to stop it with that mumbling.
I hate hearing that!
I can say what I want. You're not my boss.
Hey, stop mumbling.
I wasn't mumbling.
I said to stop mumbling!
- Dang it! / - What? What? What?
Man!
- I ought to just... Geez! / - What? What? What?
- Man... / - What?
Why you...
You made me lose my appetite. Clear this stuff.
You clear it.
Always making me do it...
You're making me mad!
Man!
Hey!
Come here.
Why aren't you clearing this?
You clear that.
Just clear it!
You do it.
Dang it!
Those are coupons.
You can order when you're broke.
Hey, man... Well...
As they say... Many drops make a shower...
When did you save all those?
They were in your drawer.
You stole from me again!
Get over here!
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings
you might not know.
I'm the 1,067th male celebrity you want to
meet in person, Yang Seonil.
People...
What do you say when you run into
an ex on the street?
That's why we prepared this.
The top 3 comments said when you run into an ex.
3rd!
You look good.
2nd!
How are you doing?
1st!
Hey!
But these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when you run into your ex.
487th!
Long time no see...
Yeah...
I have something to say.
What is it?
Call me if you need a used car.
I'll give you a really good deal.
732nd!
Long time no see.
Yeah...
Time sure flies.
You've already been released.
Hey, keep it down.
920th!
Do you agree?
There are more rankings outside the rankings.
People...
What do you say to your friend
when they send you a wedding invitation?
That's why we looked into it.
Comment said when you get
a wedding invite from a friend.
3rd!
Send it to my phone!
2nd!
Dang... This is like a bill.
1st!
Did you get knocked up?
Those that have gotten at least 10 invitations
in spring and fall will relate to these.
But these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when you get
a wedding invite from a friend. 58th!
Congratulate me. I'm getting married.
Oh, I'm busy that day.
I haven't told you the date yet.
215th!
I'm getting married. Can you be the host?
I'm your ex-boyfriend!
389th!
Congratulate me. I'm getting married.
Again?
982nd!
Congratulate me. I'm getting married to Mincheol.
You two...
Are siblings!
This has been Rankings Outside the Rankings.
(Countryside Love)
Where is this fool?
- That stinks. / - Where is he?
The smell...
Hey!
What's with you?
Why are you covered in chicken feathers?
Well...
Your chicken was tired.
So I sat on her eggs for her.
With a friend like you, I don't need to get married.
I won't get married either.
- Let me get those feathers off you. / - Yeah.
Hello.
That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
What's your deal?
What's your deal?
A hick like you doesn't belong with a girl from Seoul.
Why not?
Bet you can't even talk to her.
Why wouldn't I be able to talk to her?
Then...
Do you know hot body?
Hot body. Know what that is?
You don't!
I know hot body.
What is it? Tell me if you know.
What's hot body?
Healthy pickles.
So you know.
I told you!
It's a good thing I watched that documentary!
Anyway, you'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her.
There's a run in my stocking.
Excuse me.
- Your stockings have a hole? / - Yes.
Take this then.
What's that?
What is this?
Stretchy pants.
You ogler!
Trying to get a girl with stretchy pants?
I should beat you up and stretch you out.
♪ What do I do? ♪
♪ I think my heart is broken ♪
That was pretty soulful.
Looks like I'll get married.
Gosh, those stretchy pants aren't stylish.
Put this on.
I'll take the onions.
They're good when stir-fried.
Look how frugal you are.
I guess my frugalness will get me married.
- It won't be enough. / - Song Yeonggil?
Yes, that's me.
- Gwak Beom. / - Yes, that's me.
Here.
What is this?
What is it?
- My eyes are bad. I can't read this. / - What is it?
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
- Did you learn to read? / - Yes.
Read this and tell me what it says.
Incentive zoning?
That's my property.
My property value will go up three-fold!
Ogler! Move it.
Move. I got something too.
Gosh...
Read it out loud.
Unpaid water bill?
The late fee is three times the bill.
Hey! Is this a mistake?
- Gosh! / - What?
Why are you guys fighting?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first...
- That's the way of life! / - Way of life!
So you know.
What the...
Why is that woman here again?
Don't...
Look here!
Why are you so selfish?
What?
Your face and body!
They're both so perfect!
He got us...
You cheater! Get over here.
What is this?
Subcutaneous fat and visceral fat!
I just can't lose weight!
Talk to a doctor about that.
Stop fighting!
- You! / - What's your deal?
Why do you keep hitting on her?
Yeah!
- Why? / - What are you saying?
I'm not interested.
Stand aside!
Look here.
If you're going to be that way,
just live alone.
Just live alone!
Alone?
That's right! As my fiancee!
You punk, get over here.
Grab him.
Grab him.
- Lives there! Lives there! / - What?
A ghost lives in my house!
It followed me here!
What are you saying?
Beat it!
Lives there! Lives there!
There's a bum living in my stomach.
Stop eating so much!
Go to the clinic!
Hwang Jeonghye.
Hwang Jeonghye?
Yes, that's me.
- I forgot to drop off this parcel. / - Oh, yes.
You owe me $2.50 for the delivery.
I don't have any change right now.
Mr. Postman.
I'll go home and split open my piggy bank.
Just wait.
My friend gives out loans. I'll get money from him.
Guys!
Guys, don't you have any pride?
And you.
I can't believe this...
We have to pay for your parcel delivery fee?
Don't be ridiculous!
What are you crying about?
Geez...
That's for the parcel delivery fee
and we'll use the rest for our marriage.
Oh...
And...
Stop dropping these jewels.
- You win! / - You win!
(Group Assignment)
Nobody showed up for the group assignment?
I think I have the most seniority.
I can't believe these guys.
Hey, Sora.
- You should say hello to your senior... / - Hello.
- You should face me and... / - Hello.
- You should bow... / - Hello.
Happy?
Thanks.
When are the others getting here?
Hey, hey.
What are your plans tomorrow?
I'm going to the library.
- The library... / - Hey!
Look at the time!
Hey! Look at the time!
You were late too.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I'll take care of the underclassmen. You just sit.
Alright.
Hey.
Are you taking him for a fool because
he got mugged by some middle school kids?
- Do you take him for a fool? / - No.
It was 3 on 1.
You were on the side with 3.
That's a secret.
- It's a secret. / - Okay.
- Respect your seniors. / - Okay.
Yunseung, I respect you.
Alright, thanks.
Anyway, this architecture class is important.
Who wants to present?
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I made a presentation on
the history of the world's architecture.
- You made a presentation? / - Yes.
You all should be more like Huiryeong.
- Let's all watch. / - Yes.
Alright...
I'll start group 6's presentation
on the history of the world's architecture.
That page looks a bit plain and boring.
- Oh, really? / - Yeah.
Before we learn about the history of architecture...
Hold on.
Why is Bonobono there?
You said it looked boring.
No...
It's too childish.
Oh... Okay.
- Before we learn the history of... / - No, no.
I didn't mean to make him look older.
Make it so I can't see Bonobono.
So he can't see? Sure.
- So... / - No! Not so he can't see!
I don't want to see him.
Just get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
Bye.
Next, I'll talk about the characteristics of a hanok.
Hanoks feature
hinged doors and sliding doors.
Hold it.
Hold on.
What was that just now?
What?
Open the doors.
Okay.
Come on!
Take Bonobono out!
Alright.
- So the hanok... / - No!
Not take him outside!
Get him out of the presentation!
Alright.
Please...
Next is the architectural mystery,
the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa leans more every year.
It's leaning at...
- An 84.5 degree angle... / - Stop it!
Stop it! Just don't do it!
Gosh!
Why are you measuring the angle
with Bonobono's armpit?
♪ I'm the chef today ♪
♪ Instant black bean noodles ♪
Oh, hello, Yunseung.
Hey.
Why were you so late?
I was late so I didn't even have time to eat.
- You didn't eat? / - Yes.
I see black bean sauce on your face.
This is a mole.
A mole can come off?
That's my lucky mole! Why'd you take it off?
- Calm down, Yunseung... / - Lucky mole?
Listen to this guy.
Calm down.
Just sit down.
Yeah.
A TWICE concert?
I'm all ready to go.
You want to go now?
Alright.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
My mom is giving birth and I have to go.
Your mom is giving birth?
Your mom is giving birth?
You think I'd lie about my family?
- Is this for real? / - Yes.
- Go then. / - Alright.
♪ Likey, likey, likey ♪
♪ Likey, likey ♪
Stop right there.
Yunseung, Yunseung...
- Stop right there. / - Calm down.
Anyone can tell...
You're dressed for a concert.
I'm going to the hospital to meet my younger sibling!
Why does your shirt say TWICE?
Two kids.
She's having twins.
What's with the photo?
This is the ultrasound photo!
Their dream is to be singers!
- ♪ Cheer up, baby, cheer up ♪ / - That's ridiculous!
- Let me go. / - Calm down.
Let me go.
Forget all you.
I'll do it by myself.
All of you, out!
Alright, let's do that then.
- No, no. / - Work hard.
I just said it out of anger.
I'm doing another group assignment alone.
This is so tiring.
Yunseung!
You're the best, Huiryeong.
Remember to lock up when you leave.
Why is there Bonobono here again? Geez!
Group assignments are so hard!
(Inner Voices)
Guys.
Ready for the shoot?
Yes, Jungeun!
A famous director is here today.
If you do a good job, you all might get casted.
I'm fine so you guys will be the stars.
- Alright? / - Yes!
Nope.
Only I'll be the star.
Today's star is me, it's me!
The shoot is starting.
Let's work hard, guys.
Hey!
Chairman.
Hello.
Are you insane?
How could you let the patient get like this?
You call yourself a doctor?
Why is he going so overboard?
He really wants to be the star.
So what happened was...
I don't want to hear excuses, fool!
Grabbing my collar wasn't in the script.
Huh? He's avoiding eye-contact.
- I'm sorry. / - What are you doing?
Check the ultrasound.
Yes, alright.
Why does he keep rubbing there?
There are other places.
Geez! You can't even do that right!
How frustrating!
Geez!
That girl looks like Song Yeonggil.
Wow.
If you're going to be like this...
You should get out!
That's my wife!
Why isn't she wearing makeup?
Dang it...
Who's paging me now?
Watch the patients!
Yes.
Why aren't you following me out?
Hey!
Jeong Jinyeong!
Nice! My name was said on TV.
Sir, why haven't you eaten?
Sir. You need to eat up.
Yes.
Mom.
That's the end of my role.
I'll be eating dinner before I come home.
Sir, are you okay?
Sir!
Hey! Bring the defibrillator!
I brought the defibrillator!
Take it out!
I brought irons.
Why am I so nervous?
This stage fright...
Geez...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
CPR!
Stop rubbing me there.
My nipple will come off.
Curses!
It's over.
Doctor!
Are you giving up?
Even if the patient has a 1% chance,
a doctor must try their best to save them!
If you try your best...
Can we get married?
What was that nonsense about?
Why am I so nervous? This stupid stage fright...
What are you doing?
Sir!
Get it together, sir!
Dr. Song!
What's going on?
He suddenly fell into arrest.
Arrest?
But he doesn't have heart problems.
We'll give him epinephrine
and once his MRI is confirmed...
You should... I'm sorry!
- That's right. / - Hold on please.
Hold on.
Let me practice.
Go ahead and practice.
But he doesn't have heart problems.
We'll give him epinephrine
and once his MRI is confirmed,
get the graph
and don't forget to give him the medicine.
Good, that's how you should do it.
Sir!
Sir!
Dr. Song!
Dr. Kim.
What happened?
He suddenly fell into arrest.
But he doesn't have heart problems.
We'll give him epinephrine
and once his MRI is confirmed
get the graph
and don't forget to give him the medicine.
I memorized the entire thing!
That one part really threw me off.
Hey. Why is nobody laughing?
It was too serious.
Oh, no!
Hey.
What's your deal?
What were you doing while
the patient fell into arrest?
Just quit if you'll work like this. Just quit!
I won't quit!
You won't quit?
Then I'll take it off.
Okay, they laughed.
Stripping is always better than a funny line.
Geez...
- He's so disgusting. / - He's so disgusting.
(Child Romance)
Suji, let's play!
Mom, I'm going to draw my picture diary with Byeoli.
Byeoli!
Good work.
My bad.
You're pulling out all the stops now.
Suji.
We need to talk.
Make it fast.
I have to warm my throat up for a speech contest.
This speaker is telling you all!
Suji.
Why are you dressed so cold?
Wear my jacket.
No.
You'll catch a cold.
Put it on.
Stop it.
- Put it on. / - I said I'm not putting this on.
I don't want to.
Suji, you really grew.
You're making me look pathetic.
Hey, this doesn't fit me anymore.
Just like the two of us.
Accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
What does that mean?
We should stop seeing each other.
Why, Suji? You enjoyed our dates.
Dates?
The school field,
the playground at the park...
Suji...
You've never even taken me to a kid's cafe.
Suji...
We had fun in the park.
It was fun for you!
Kongjwi...
Patjwi...
And you call yourself a man?
Why are you being like this, Suji?
Please let me go!
Hey, son! So there you are!
Oh, you're with Suji again.
Hello.
Suji, I gave Mungyu a spelling test.
But...
He only got 20% right!
Stop it!
♪ Neener, neener ♪
20%!
I wish Mungyu was as smart as Suji.
Suji, teach Mungyu since you're so smart.
I'll buy you some yummy pizza!
Yes, yes! I'd like that!
I'm going home first.
Good-bye.
Gosh...
It looks like it's raining wrong answers!
Hey.
You think you can date me with these qualifications?
Don't get it twisted.
You spelled chicken wrong.
This isn't how you spell it.
Oh, never mind. It's right.
You're so ignorant, Suji.
Don't speak to me so casually.
You're so ignorant.
You think you're so great for being pretty?
Yeah, being pretty makes me great.
See you.
Wait, Suji!
Did you forget about our happy memories?
Happy memories?
Don't waste my time.
A sparrow goes...
Chirp, chirp.
A chick goes...
Cheep, cheep!
A chicken goes...
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
No!
Suji.
Mungyu.
I have something to say.
Don't try to tame me.
Later.
Suji...
Suji!
Sangeun.
You're here to see your cutie.
- So here you are, Suji. / - Yes.
So the bad guy that stole Suji is back.
Mungyu.
I think I told you last time.
Please let Suji go.
Don't be ridiculous!
I can't live without Suji.
Humph.
That's too bad.
Because Suji can't live without me.
So...
Take this and let Suji go.
It's the car that transforms!
That's right.
I stole it from my cousin during the holidays.
Get it together, Sangeun.
You said you couldn't visit your relatives again
because of this.
It's fine.
I'll spend the holidays with you now.
I'm sorry, great grandma.
I won't be there for the memorial ceremony.
Here.
Please drive safely.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
Suji, you're so pretty!
See that?
Suji is mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Yeah.
Hold it!
I can't just let you go.
Let's throw down like men.
Humph.
Men?
Mungyu.
I admire your courage.
Alright then.
What is it?
This chicken.
Whoever finishes it first gets to be Suji's man.
Alright.
That's a piece of cake.
But...
What if it's whole chicken soup?
I've seen that at my school cafeteria.
I'm fine.
So...
I wish you good luck.
No...
I won't lose next time...
Sorry...
Sangeun!
Hold on.
Sangeun can eat whole chicken soup.
What happened?
Actually...
I put ginseng in Sangeun's piece of chicken.
To make you mine,
I have to cheat sometimes.
You really are a bad boy.
You're going to be punished now.
Boogeyman!
Mungyu told a lie!
Don't!
Why isn't the Boogeyman taking you away?
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
And you're single!
The one in the grey sweater.
You're single?
Alright, come on up.
Hi.
My name is Sapan.
My surname is Ban.
I'm Ban Sapan.
So radiant!
I'm a newbie actress that just debuted.
Here comes my manager.
Oh, you're here.
Today...
The lines...
The lines...
There are none.
But you get to catch a taxi in this role.
You'll do a good job.
You were great as a zombie
on "The Train to Busan."
That was amazing.
I wish I could see it again...
Acting like a zombie...
No, that's a squid alien.
You played a zombie too.
Yeah, that's it!
I know you'll become a superstar.
Gosh, it sure is cold.
Hold on.
Put this on.
And have some bread.
Is everyone on stand-by?
Hello, director!
Say hello.
This is newbie actress, Ban Sapan.
Oh, we've never met.
Nice to meet you.
What are you eating there?
There was some bread in the back.
You shouldn't eat that.
Is it a prop?
It's my bread.
It's my bread!
I don't care about bloopers or if you can't act!
But I can't stand it when someone eats my bread!
You shouldn't touch things that aren't yours.
You're just a stupid extra...
What did you just say?
She might look like a stupid extra to you...
But to me...
She's like Kim Taehee, Gianna Jun...
And Song Hyekyo.
Now...
I will no longer
manage your schedule as your manager.
I want to manage your life
as your man.
Can you put the bread down?
Will you become my girl?
Hands.
I'm sorry but we have to start shooting.
Oh, the shoot. Yes.
- That's enough. / - Yes.
Director Song, hello.
Here are my leading actors!
Thanks for coming.
- Get ready please. / - Yes.
We'll start right away.
Roll cameras.
Action!
I've met countless women in my life...
But I've never met a girl like you.
Will you be...
My last love?
What are you doing?
I'm the lead in this movie.
Yeah! You're the lead in this movie.
But...
The lead in my life...
Is you.
I love you, Sapan.
- Manager, get my car ready. / - Somi.
Gosh...
Gosh?
Nothing.
What was that?
Listen up. Sapan is my girl.
She's your... No, she's my girl.
Nonsense. She's my girl!
What are you doing? This is a shoot!
Right. It's a shoot.
Since Somi left...
We'll do what Geunji wants.
- Sapan, you'll be the female lead. / - Really?
Great! High-five.
- We'll do the next scene now. / - Yes.
- A kissing scene? / - No.
The female lead slaps the male lead.
Let's start now.
That's in the script?
I just added it.
- Just now? / - Yes.
It would be awkward to do it twice
so slap him hard the first time.
Hit me hard and let's finish in one take.
Alright, let's do this.
Hey.
I want to break up.
Was that okay?
It wasn't believable at all.
No, no.
Hey.
I don't like you! Let's break up!
Nice! Very believable!
Where am I?
That was great. Very believable.
For the next scene the male lead...
- Slaps the female lead. / - Oh, yes.
Let's start now.
This is what makes it fair.
Stick your cheek out.
Hold on.
I can't let my actress be struck.
I'll fill in for her.
Director Song!
Chairman.
Say hello. He's the investor for this movie.
Hello!
What brings you here?
Who said you could cut An Somi?
- I'm sorry. / - Are you insane?
This movie...
I'm not investing in it.
Got it?
And...
Who's the lead actress here?
Who is the woman that...
Oh, my God!
Rewind!
I'm not investing in this movie!
Sapan.
I'll only invest in you.
What the...
Will she?
No! No!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm here to shoot a movie.
Not to see you guys fight.
I quit this movie!
- The food cart is here. / - Let's start after we eat!
What the... Does he have dual personalities?
Today's main dish is...
It's time to choose now.
I told them not to joke around with food.
He's really mad.
I'll hit last place on the head really hard.
Here I go.
1, 2, 3!
Why did you deliberate for so long?
I'm not investing!
Next is second.
1, 2, 3!
Sapan!
(YOLO Inn)
This old fart...
He stayed out all night?
I'll break his legs when he gets home.
Okbun!
- Dear! / - Yes.
You stayed out all night?
It's not like that.
This jacket is trendy these days.
You have to get in line to buy this.
So I stood in line all night to buy you one.
Is that what it was?
Try it on.
I really wanted a jacket.
Gosh, good work. Thank you.
How does it look on me?
Great.
Why does it say White House Nightclub?
You must go really often to get this!
Come with me.
- I'm with people. / - Come here!
I can't handle alcohol.
You old fart! Get it together!
- I'm sorry! / - You old fart!
I'm sorry.
- You must be insane. / - Grandpa!
It's good you came.
Grandpa, we're bored.
- Let's play. / - Yeah?
Then should we play the word-linking game?
- The word-linking game? / - Yeah.
Alright. You go first.
Kim Junho.
Sucker.
Stinky.
My husband.
I feel slightly offended.
It's just your imagination.
Yeah?
Let's play again.
I'll give you a hard one.
Aluminum.
Sucker.
Stinky.
My husband.
You're teasing me!
See? He knows when you're badmouthing him.
He's amazing.
You brats! Why are you here?
Buy a robot vacuum cleaner.
It's $300 but you can have it for $30.
That's a great deal!
- A robot vacuum cleaner? / - Buy it.
- $30... / - We need one.
- Here's your $30. / - Thank you!
- A robot vacuum cleaner? / - That's cheap.
Only rich people use robot vacuum cleaners.
What's this?
It works really well.
- This is a robot vacuum cleaner? / - Yes.
- I sweep like this? / - Yes.
Like this? Like this?
- Like this? / - Run for it!
Those brats!
Dear, they're cute. Don't be mad.
Dear, when you're angry...
- Drink something hot to calm down. / - Alright.
I have honey tea.
Honey tea? We have some?
I prepared some honey tea.
- Why is it dripping? / - You like honey tea.
I'll stir it up.
Hold on...
Wow, that's a big one.
- You have to stir honey tea. / - Really?
Drink your honey tea.
I think this is snot.
Why would you say that?
It's honey tea. Drink it up.
How is it? Sweet?
It tastes like snot.
Why would you say that?
Okbun, you love steamed buns in the winter.
- I do. / - I brought a steamed bun.
Gosh...
I'll go heat it up.
No, no. I can heat it.
- How? / - Just wait.
Gosh...
All done.
- Here. / - What's this?
A hot steamed bun.
More like steamed butt.
Steamed butt? It's a steamed bun!
That's disgusting. I can't eat that.
Eat it.
Why are you getting so serious?
- I'm not eating it. / - I drank...
- That's disgusting. / - Eat it!
Why do I always eat the gross stuff?
- Sir! Hello! / - Hello!
We're here to spend the night again.
- Eat up and enjoy yourselves. / - Okay.
Hey! A steamed bun!
That looks great! It's mine!
No! I'm eating it.
You're on a diet.
I won't gain weight if I enjoy it.
Gosh...
This steamed bun...
Tastes like pizza!
I ate pizza before bed last night.
Delicious!
There's honey tea too.
You can drink some of this.
You sure can drink that.
Wow! Delicious!
- You like it? / - Thank you!
- Enjoy that. / - Thank you!
Eat it all up.
Gosh, there's some money.
Hey, pig.
I found money because the pig came.
That's my pig.
What a great day!
What's going on?
- Mr. Kim, great news. / - What is it?
My son is on the Korean team
for the Pyeongchang Olympics!
That is great news!
Sir, it's a party! Slaughter a pig!
Let's slaughter this pig today!
- Come here. / - Seunghye.
- Yeah? / - Come here.
Why?
Seunghye, your eyes, nose
and mouth look so pretty today.
Honey, you're embarrassing me.
- I'm not. / - Honey.
- I feel like someone's watching us. / - Who is?
Make the fire bigger.
- Yeah, that's it. / - It's nothing.
The pig is cooking the old man.
What are you saying?
It's for real.
Honey, it feels a bit cold though.
Should I turn the heater on?
No. You can just hold me.
- Alright, I'll hold you. / - Okay.
Dear, what are you doing?
Run for it!
What are you all doing?
What are you all doing?
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Wasn't that movie great?
Why is Sim Hyeongrae so funny looking?
When else will we see something that funny?
I see it every day.
- You joker! / - I wasn't joking.
Anyway, you know it's my dad's birthday today, right?
Don't be late for dinner.
- I invited the Seoul city boy too. / - Okay.
Daehui! Let's watch a movie again next time.
What was that movie again?
It's a movie where turtles do martial arts in the U.S.
- What's that? / - Oh! The Ginger Turtles.
What are you babbling about?
Geez...
What's wrong with him?
He's not going through puberty.
Is his urethra moody?
Let's eat.
Dad, know what day today is?
Of course I know.
I've been waiting for today.
I prepared a little something for later.
Oh, yeah?
So what did you prepare?
A stick to beat you with?
What?
You get your report card today.
I've been waiting for today.
Bring me your report card.
What's this?
An F?
Another F?
Another one?
I knew it!
You never study!
All you do is go out to party!
I knew this would happen!
Do you know what they call people like you?
A waste of space!
What?
A waste of space?
That's right! I'm a waste of space!
You're so lucky, dad! You have a useless son!
What, boy?
Honestly, all you do is get angry at me.
What have you ever done for me?
You brat!
♪ Congratulations, congratulations ♪
♪ Congratulations on your birthday, sir ♪
I'll let it slide since today is a special day.
Have a seat.
Alright.
Let's eat.
Do you kids study hard in school?
- Yes. / - Of course.
Bongseon's grades went up.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
You didn't have to mention that.
Sejin got a scholarship.
That's dynamite!
Wow...
Sejin, I'm sure your parents are proud.
Their son getting a scholarship...
But this fool gets Fs!
F!
F!
Just relax and eat.
Let's eat now. Come on.
Daehui, you should eat too.
I'm not eating.
Since I'm a waste of space.
Why you...
Sir, you look so young today.
You do look young.
Yeah? Do I look young today?
It's true.
I do hear often that I look younger than my age
but that fool got Fs!
F!
F!
Geez...
Sir.
Please calm down.
Daehui is always thinking about you.
He even worked a part-time job
to prepare for your birthday.
Don't say things like that.
Since I'm a waste of space!
He even got you a gift.
- A gift? / - Yes.
I didn't know that...
Daehui, I was a bit harsh on you.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's not like I did anything right.
I'll study hard from now on.
Alright, good.
Sir, I got you a gift too.
Long johns for you to have a warm winter.
Gosh! You shouldn't have!
Sir, I got you some shorts and an undershirt
so you can be comfortable.
Gosh! Thank you.
You ride a motorcycle these days, dad.
Your helmet and boots looked worn out.
So I got you a helmet and boots.
I don't know about anything else!
But I sure raised a great son!
Dad, try them on.
Go try them on.
Alright. I'm so excited because of my son!
Try them on.
Guys, thanks for coming.
It was nothing.
Should I make us a snack after we finish eating?
Don't.
Gosh...
The long johns are warm
and these shorts are a perfect fit.
The helmet and boots look so cool!
Dad, come out if you're all dressed.
I think he likes them.
Let's eat.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Hello.
I was born in 1977 and I love this era.
I'm Park Hwisun.
Okay, Hwisun.
What's that book in your hand?
Hwisun of 2017 wrote a letter
to Hwisun in the past.
Really? Let's hear it.
To the past Hwisun preparing to cheer on the streets
for the 2002 World Cup.
Hwisun.
You're getting ready to go cheer
in the streets wearing a red devil t-shirt.
Korea's going to the quarterfinals thanks to...
- Hong Myeongbo's goal in the shoot-out. / - Right.
After he scores that goal,
the girl next to you will try to hug you.
Don't hug her.
You'll lose your wallet.
You'll end up walking from Sangam to Suwon.
You get tired along the way and cry 3 times.
And when the people that are cheering
ask you to climb on top of a car
and cheer for Korea...
Do not go up on that car.
It's a police car.
And you'll become close to the guy
that's nice to you in the holding cell.
Do not befriend him.
He'll swindle you for $20,000 in 4 years.
Hwisun of 2002, did you listen carefully?
Your life isn't that easy.
Alright, nice job, Hwisun.
- Was that good? / - Yes.
So who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
I'm Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
You should say hello since you're up here.
I won't since you told me to.
- Then don't! / - Then I will.
Hello, everyone.
You're so twisted.
I prepared a gift for you all.
You all know the leader of NU'EST W....
- JR, right? / - JR!
- Do you like him? / - Yes!
- Do you want to see him? / - Yes!
That's why he isn't here!
That's why I didn't bring him!
Take that!
I'm the star so only look at me.
- I'm the star. / - What's wrong with you?
This is why the others won't hang out with you.
That's right. The others won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought toys for them...
Toys?
I brought toys to have fun with the others.
What is it?
This...
- This is a lot of fun. / - Hold on.
You're trying to put these clothespins
on their faces and pull them off.
Wow... That's right. This really hurts.
It hurts! Don't do it.
Don't do it? Then I'll do more!
You should really stop that.
Stop? Then I'll do more!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Then... I'll do more...
I'll do more!
- I'll do more! / - Hey, hey.
Whatever happens...
- Don't put one on your nose. / - Yeah.
Then I'll put one on my nose!
Hold on...
What's this?
Is this bowling ball for...
You'll roll this... Do not roll this ball!
Don't roll it?
Then I'll roll it!
Hey, hey!
Roll it gently.
Roll it gently?
Then I'll roll it hard!
That must've really hurt.
It didn't hurt!
It didn't hurt!
Alright, go sit down.
- Not if you tell me to. / - Don't sit down!
Then I'll go sit.
So why is this guy so late today?
Teacher!
Teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
So why were you late?
- From putting on my mic. / - What about your mic?
- It's so uncomfortable to put on a mic! / - How?
Let me fix your mic.
- Long legs... / - All done.
My long legs... I hate them! I hate them!
What the...
You look like you're laughing.
- I'm crying from being sad. / - Really?
Gosh...
But... Hey...
What's with your shirt?
Why is your chest exposed?
I'm not exposing my chest because I want to.
No matter how I try to button up...
The buttons won't stay buttoned!
I hate my body! I hate it!
What's his deal?
I'm sure he's laughing.
I'm crying from being sad.
Hey!
I'm so jealous of an ordinary body like yours!
Teacher, I hate my body! I hate it!
You seem like you like it.
I'm whipping myself.
- I hate you, teacher! / - Go sit down.
What was that all about?
Put a shirt on.
Alright, who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're having fun with your family ♪
♪ At Haeundae seeing the sea during winter ♪
♪ But then your dad tells you ♪
♪ This is where he first kissed your mom ♪
♪ That's when my mom said ♪
♪ It's my first time here, scumbag ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
Um...
♪ I'm sorry ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of knee pads ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ You're scared because gangsters act up ♪
♪ At the restaurant you're at with your dad ♪
♪ But then my dad pounds on the table ♪
♪ And tells them to beat it looking real cool ♪
♪ The gangsters left and my dad said ♪
♪ I need a change of underwear, son ♪
♪ My dad also said ♪
♪ Call the cops before they come back, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of portable chamber pots ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
Good job.
Now I suddenly miss those guys.
Wife. Wife.
Wife.
I've seen you two on TV a lot
on "Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello, I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
Chunami.
I really enjoy watching you two.
Chunami, what about you did
Songvely fall for?
Rather than my external beauty,
he fell for my sexy brain and intelligence.
I don't speak Chinese.
What did that mean?
She's an idiot.
Who's the first president of the United States?
I didn't invite him!
You must be crazy!
I'll invite your lips to my lips.
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- Why are you crying? / - Don't cry.
Songvely, what about Chunami
do you like the best?
I love my wife. I love when she pays.
I love my wife's credit card!
You must be crazy!
I love jokes. This is when I love my wife.
I love her backside!
You must be crazy!
I love it.
I don't like it.
I'll cook for you in just an apron today.
I really wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- Go sit down. / - Why are you crying?
- Don't cry. / - He's pleading her to die first.
Let's start the class now.
It's your favorite time. It's history class.
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Rock-carved triad Buddha in Seosan.
Look at this statue of Buddha.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's so beautiful.
This statue will become a national treasure.
- What? A national treasure? / - That's right!
National treasure!
♪ National treasure ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
That came out of nowhere.
Teacher, we'll show you how history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Yi Seong-gye's Wihwado Retreat.
Invasion is pointless!
- Turn the troops around! / - No, general!
I'll change the world.
How will you change the world?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
That looks tiring.
Why are you so tired by this?
- You should overcome this on stage! / - What?
Recover?
♪ Recover ♪
Yes, baby!
That's enough. This is disgusting.
Teacher.
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Good job, Fun Bros.
Next, let's hear from Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this!
A wildlife protection sign.
- This sign is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people still speed.
Because it's weak!
Make the face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
A powerful beast! PB!
PB!
Make the body powerful!
- A powerful body! PB! / - PB!
Lastly, let's give it some impact!
- A powerful fire! PF! / - PF!
That's not all.
Men these days are so weak.
They put on these helmets to do headspins.
One rotation, two rotation...
This is too weak.
Be powerful when you do headspins!
I'm a dizzy man!
DM!
I wonder if she's down from the mountain?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
Dosi, I'm sure you get a lot of TV casting calls
if you live in the mountains.
They wanted me to be on "VJs on the Scene."
They wanted to film me building a shack in nature.
That's why I cut down some wood myself
and took 10 hours to build...
- So did you build a nice shack? / - I was edited out.
I cussed because it was so tiring
and it wasn't acceptable for TV.
But how could you edit me out entirely, you jerks?
Cell phones don't work well in the mountains.
What do you do if you urgently need to
call someone?
I have a well-trained bird.
When I urgently need to contact someone,
I tie a letter to the bird's leg and send it flying.
Do you get a response?
What do you think?
Stop pretending to be so naive.
Everyone, be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
A lot of people recognize me these days.
Someone passed me in a car from afar
and recognized me.
People come first.
I practiced all night to pull that off.
Nice one!
You're good at making up stories!
I love you.
It's the end of the year so I bet you all have
a lot of year-end parties for work.
For year-end work parties,
there are many usual events.
First, declawing the opening.
Declaring the opening.
Next, congwatuwatowy speech fwom the CEO.
Congratulatory speech from the CEO.
And the highlight...
The talent show.
1st pwace, 2nd pwace, popuwawity award,
consowation pwize and award cewemony.
1st place, 2nd place, popularity award,
consolation prize and award ceremony.
I prepared an impression for the talent show.
- Would you like to hear it? / - We'd like that.
Can you tell who I am?
Why won't you pick up my calls?
Don't I sound just like Yoon Kyesang
from "The Outlaws?"
- I love you. / - Don't do that anywhere else.
Alright.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
Me!
- Me! / - Me!
One at a time.
Again, again, again, again.
Eongjae.
♪ I have another, another, another question ♪
I've become so popular these days.
A lot of people recognize me now.
They won't recognize me if I do this, right?
They won't recognize you without the mask.
What Eongjae needs now...
Is two bags of fame.
Please support Eongjae, people.
Again, again, again, again!
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