But if we found any guilty we'll penalize you of the
$75,000
At the point of time if you are not about to pay this amount you will be behind the bars
Almost six to seven years and on your property assets will be seized by the federal government
Well that's a little bit extreme
Now Rebecca, if we give you a chance to rectify this situation outside of the courthouse, are you stable to come up with your outstanding balance?
Which you owe towards to the CRA, which here I can see it's $5476.
that's a lot of money, and it's Christmas and
So you know I just bought a bunch of presents. I really my my visa bill is really high right now
gifts for the Christmas now a Canada problem...
How much can you come up with, like how much are you short of the balance?
Well I might have be able to come up with a thousand dollars right now
But I won't be able to eat for a while so
...so sorry to hear about it... ok..
You need to grab your driver's licence, as usual and need you to start heading towards your car
Once you sit inside your car put me on loud speaker mode and say that you're inside the car..
You need to drive towards to the nearest ATM or to the bank where you can cash out the funds of $1000, ok?
Okay
Ok, no problem, I'll just do that now hold on a second.
Alright, yep.
Alright so, I'm inside my car now.
Just a warning right now, do not talk to me while driving, ok
It's for your own safety, alright, and we cannot drag the proctacle.
Alright, now put me on the loud speaker mode and start heading towards the nearest ATM or to the bank, ok?
Sure, no problem.
Ok, now you can start driving.
I'm at the bank now
Oh, you've reached the bank?
Yeup
Yeah, you need to cash down the funds of $1000
in mode of cash with you, okay, and once you have the cash of the $1000 come out of the
bank and sit inside the car and tell me that you have the particle level so I can provide you the
updated location where you need to drive down and register the $1000 all right?
inside the bank if any of the manager or the
colleagues on the officer asked you what the reasons of taking out this cash
Let us know that it's for your own personal use or tell them if you got an emergency case
but did not disclose that you did this for the CRA because they will just totally
All your banking accounts credit cards and property will be frozen and confiscated, alright now
You can start heading inside the bank.
Thank you.
Alright
Yeah, yeah, I'm there
Alright, so are you inside the bank?
Just, no, I'm just standing outside
Oh, so you got the funds of $1000?
Yep
Alright, are you inside your car now?
I'm just out on the street
Ok, not a problem, once you sit inside your car, let me know, ok so I can provide the other location
Sorry it's a bit windy..
Oh that's fine, not a problem, I understand it's Christmas and you have rainy season over here, ok I understand that.
yep.
Not, a problem
I'm in my car now
Alright, excellent.
(plays some extraneous accordion textures)
Sorry, bout that.. that's a car stereo
No, thats fine, that's fine, not a problem, I'm on the line.
I'm really into accordion, mus..
yeah, not a problem, I understand that maybe a radio, ok?
(starts playing Ceilito Lindo on accordion)
(still playing Ceilito Lindo)
(Starts singing the song Ceilito Lindo)
(singing continues...)
Okay, I've arrived
Oh, you've arrived at your location?
yep
Sorry the wind is a bit strong right now. I can't hear you very well
k, not a problem...
Okay go ahead
You need to drive over to another locations
Alright?
Oh...ok?
So sorry for that
Okay, I'll get back in the car then.
alright, yes.
(extranous accordion textures)
All right where am I going, okay?
Can you turn on your locations?
I'm guessing I'm guessing it's gonna be ten minutes from where I am now
Ok not a problem, you just start heading towards the location
just put me on loud speaker mode and make sure the line does not get disconnected, ok?
No problem, okay..
Thank you so much, yep
(extraneous accordion texture sounds)
(meditation bell dings)
Sorry somebody's calling me right now
The other line I'll just ignore it.
oh my god, those guys are playing trumpet outside. What the hell?
(extraneous trumpet squeals and then a fragment of the flight of the bumblebee played poorly)
(trumpet kisses, squeals and then a long, low trumpet fart sound)
Holy crap there's a crazy band outside
(trumpet plays short melody)
Ah they sound terrible!
Yeah, that's really terrible, you need to turn off that.
Sorry bout' that, ok..
Driving is for your own safety do not listen to the music, you might divert your mind.
Right..
Please drive
..drive safe...
(beginning of Star Wars Theme on accordion)
Sorry I turned on the radio again.
Ok, not a problem, not a problem, just safe drive, once you're at the location, let me know
Yeah, I'm almost like five more minutes maybe..
Oh five more minutes, ok, not a problem
(ukulele starts to play, "Darling, Take Your Time")
(starts singing the lyrics to Darling, Take Your Time)
Darling, take your time
I'll be here!
Cause, good things come to those who wait,
And I'm gonna give it a try
Days have turned to nights
You're still gone!
I'm starting to miss your loving
So please, come home right now!
Do do do do do
do do do do do
I'm starting to miss your loving
So please come home right now!
Okay, I think I've arrived
So have you arrive to the location?
Yeah, I'm outside here
Alright
Once you reached here let me know ok?
Yeah, I'm outside here, just a second
Oh, you're outside
(terrible flute playing..)
Hello?
Sorry there's buskers again, they're everywhere in Toronto
Oh that's fine, I understand that.
You know, ok, please Ma'am so (unintelligible)
(louder flute sounds)
Ok, umm
Can you hear me?
Yeah, sorry!
(more terrible flute sounds)
That's fine
(flute....)
God they're so loud
Hello?
Okay, sorry, I'm here now. I'm outside
Oh, do you see the Best Buy Store?
Yes
So once you enter the store,
You need to find a card section. Okay once you have the card section search for the
voucher which
Which is known as the STEAM voucher so okay this steam electronic voucher, okay?
And once you get that okay get two cards for $500 each
Go to the cashier pay the bill and once you are out of the store, sit inside the car and let me know ok?
Yep, no problem
yeup
(pretends to talk to someone) Hey there can you ah direct me to the vouchers, yeah..ok thanks..
(starts to play La Vie En Rose on accordion)
Okay, I'm sorry I'm outside and there's buskers again, uh I got it.
That's fine
Ok, just get inside the store ok?
yep
Oh you have the voucher?
yes
So how many voucher you got?
I have two for $500 each
Ok and can you verify me the colour of the voucher?
Yeah, they're blue
Okay
And is there any symbolic?
Yeah, there's a photo of like
um
A keyboard instrument with uh
with bellows, I think it's called an acc..
ACCORDION maybe..
yes, turn around one card okay with you, and
you need to peel over the silver panel very carefully with the help of a nail or a coin okay, so, peel that
silver panel very carefully alright, make sure the voucher and the numbers does not get damaged.
(dropping coins)
Oh sorry, I just dropped my change ah
ok
(still dropping coins)
Ok I got a coin
Oh, you got a coin?
Yeah
Ok, now scratch that with the help of a coin, scratch the silver panel okay?
(scratching sounds)
and provide me the reference number
Yeah, okay you ready?
the number is one six two five. I'll say it again.
It's um,
one
six
two
five
one
six
two
sorry the radio is on again...
that's fine, let's turn off your radio
I gotta turn the radio off again, sorry
ah, ok, no problem
It's one, six, two, five
um hum
yep
(piano plays progression)
ma'am, ma'am
hello?
Oh, sorry, the radio is on again
um
no, that's fine, that's fine, yeah
I believe that you're radio has a big problem.
I'm need to fix that, don't worry, yeah
Sorry, I'm
Once you resolve this, I'll come there and fix your radio, yes can you just recite the reference number?
Yeah sure sorry I'm really nervous so not working things very well right now
Because I don't have very much money in okay, so it's one
Six
Two
Five
One
And then go to the bridge and it's
three
dominant and then six dominant and
then two dominant
Then five dominant, and then we're back at the last
A is one
Six, two, five, one
I got it:
number one
number six
number two
number five
yep
yes, number one
number three
number six
number two
number five
number one
number six
number two
number five
number one
yeup, the bridge again is, is
is three dominant
and then
ah, six
two, dominant
five
one
six
two
Did I tell you that I'm a musician?
(trumpet ending riff)
Do you know that I'm a musician?
No, you never told me that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I've got all these instruments in my car with me. There's no buskers. It's just me
ok... I wanna thank you so much, it was lovely talking with you ok?
Really interested to know your story how you got here
Well I got a long story ok?
You gotta wait and watch, you need to call me back.
Thank you so much for today ok I gotta go now, ciao ciao, thank you.
Good luck! Bye
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