Thứ Hai, 25 tháng 12, 2017

Waching daily Dec 25 2017

Om Shanti !

Today's Murli Date Is 26th December 2017

( In todays Murli, Jeweller Shiv Baba says... )

Essence:Sweet children, the more jewels of knowledge you donate, the fuller your treasure-store will become;

your churning of the ocean of knowledge will continue and you will be able to imbibe jewels well.

( Todays teachings are to be imbibed especially to those of you who do not churn Murli points )

( When you donate jewels of knowledge, churning of Murli points happen and also you will imbibe knowledge )

Question:What are the signs of souls who don't have unlimited happiness in their fortune?

Answer: They listen to this knowledge, but they are like an upside-down pot; nothing sits in their intellects

They say that this knowledge is good and they praise it. They agree that it should be given to everyone

and that this path is very good, but they do not follow this path themselves.

Baba says: That is their fortune.

It is the duty of you children to do service. ( Sometimes BK teachers get disappointed when there are even zero results from service )

Hence Baba says... It is the duty of you children to do service. ( rest it is a matter of their fortune i.e of those getting served )

Continue to relate this to thousands of people.

At least subjects will be created. ( and you will attain high post )

Make effort in the same way that the mother and father do and claim your inheritance from the unlimited Father

Imbibe knowledge and continue to make others equal to yourselves.

Song: I have come having awakened my fortune.

Essence for dharna: ( 2 points )

1. In order to claim your full inheritance from the Father, become extremely sweet and full of all virtues.

Don't touch the inheritance of Ravan. ( dont even see !)

2. Imbibe knowledge and do service with spiritual intoxication.

In order to claim unlimited happiness, take all the advice that the Father gives and follow it.

Blessing:May you be a protector of the yagya and with the current of the vibrations of yoga, make the fortress strong.

Just as you Brahmins make plans to expand the family,

similarly, also make plans so that no soul steps away from the Brahmin family.

( All teachers and students, Hope you noted above point ?)

Make the fortress so strong that no one can go away.

Just as they put up electric fences everywhere, you also put up fences with the current of the vibrations of yoga.

When the thought has emerged in you to make the fortress of the yagya strong with powerful vibrations of yoga,

you would then be called protectors of the yagya.

( Above teachings reflect Baba's love for all we children )

Slogan: Knowledgeable souls are those whose stage is the most elevated even while they perform ordinary actions.

To the sweetest, beloved, long-lost and now-found children, love, remembrance and good morning from the Mother, the Father, BapDada.

The spiritual Father says namaste to the spiritual children.

We spiritual children convey to spiritual Baapdada, our love our remembrance, our good morning & our namaste namaste

Om Shanti !

For more infomation >> Essence Of Murli 26-12-2017 - Duration: 8:39.

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The Best Ever: Holiday Beverage 🎄☕ 😊 - Duration: 5:40.

- Hi, Naturally Curly world, I'm Gerilyn.

- I'm Grace.

- Hey, it's Nikki and this is The Best Ever.

- The Best Ever.

- The Best Ever, holiday beverage.

(instrumental Christmas music)

- So, the weather outside is frightful.

Only occasionally here in Texas.

However, today, it is a balmy 60 degrees and sunny outside.

So, we never have frightful weather for long.

- We just had, you know, a fake out snow.

It didn't stick to the ground

but that didn't stop me from having

a little bit of hot cider, which I've already had a sip of.

That is so good.

The cider is an apple cider.

You can use whatever cider that you like.

Easily accessible at your local grocery store or drug store.

- And my favorite holiday beverage

is Wassel, Wassail?

I still haven't quite learned to pronounce it.

It was introduced to me by one of my friends

at a holiday party and I've been obsessed

with it ever since.

Then, I thought you had to make it by hand

and then I saw it in Trader Joe's in a jug.

Look at it.

- I love the peppermint mocha at Starbucks.

It's a seasonal drink at Starbucks.

It's non-alcoholic so you can drink it all day, every day,

and no on will shame you.

Every time they come out with it, I'm like,

"oh yeah, the holiday season has started.

"The sleigh bells are ringing, are you listening?"

I definitely feel like, you know,

Frosty the Snowman should come on.

I'm ready for my Christmas specials.

And for the holiday cheer.

It's the time, it's the time of the year.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

- Now, you're probably thinking,

"there's nothing special about hot cider."

But, wait, you don't understand my hot cider.

We're gonna put in some cinnamon and some cloves

and a little bit of whiskey.

Oh, man.

I need to stop drinking this.

- "A festive beverage blend

"of apple, black currant, and lemon juices."

Ooh, "with, from concentrate", okay, whatever.

"Infused with holiday spices and orange peel."

Mmm, if you wanna make it even better,

invite your old friend Captain Morgan.

Throw some spiced rum in that bitch,

you're gonna have a great night (laughs), okay?

- It is delicious, I love mocha in general

but then you add a little peppermint

for the seasonality of it and it just elevates the mocha.

Minty, freshness, luscious, velvety, warm chocolate drink.

Peppermint and chocolate are best friends.

They always go together in the holidays.

So, why not drink them?

When you, like, taste it, it's just like

a nice, melted, gooey, brownie

with peppermint bits in it.

It feels like molten lava,

you know the center part of the molten lava cake?

That's what it's like.

- Now, my favorite whiskey is Jack Daniels, alright?

Black Label, and when I go home, Green Label.

And you just mix it all together.

You can either put it in the microwave

for, like, 30 to 45 seconds in a little mug

like this Naturally Curly mug.

If you wanna get really old school about it,

go ahead and boil (stammering) yourself a pot of water.

It sounds like I've been sipping on this,

I'm gonna sip, hold on, let me clear my thought.

That's good (chuckles).

Put, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing this right.

- Okay, oh God, I am not drunk yet but ya never know.

Okay.

- [Evelyn] (laughing) That was a lot.

- Did you see me pour it (laughing)?

I should probably heat this up but let me just try it.

Ooh, you can't even taste that rum.

This is dangerous, y'all, like, make this for your friends

but don't put too much rum in there,

and I'm drinking it lukewarm so it's not even

at its full potential yet and it tastes amazing.

- So you just put it in your mug, heat it up,

and just have yourself a merry little holiday time.

- Thick, rich, luscious, warm, velvety chocolate

and a pop of freshness with the peppermint

and it just screams holiday.

It screams you love yourself,

you're gifting yourself something.

You don't have to be naughty or nice

to get the peppermint mocha

you just have to have at least five dollars

to get yourself a tall.

You should get a venti, but, you know,

(chuckles) you get what you can get,

you know what I'm saying, get what you can afford.

- This is your perfect,

if you have a night in with your boo,

if you have a holiday party,

it's applicable to every situation.

If you wanna come to work and pretend, like,

"oh, this is my apple juice, I'm on a juice cleanse."

Cheers.

- In the comments below,

let me know what your favorite holiday beverage is

and if you liked this video,

go ahead and give it a like, share it, and subscribe.

We make - oh, hmm, (chuckles).

(beeps) Um, I should've ate.

Should've ate something.

(beeps) We su, we subscribe

(girls laughing) to these videos every Monday.

(beeps) Now, okay, for real, for real.

If you liked this video,

go ahead and give it a like, share it, and subscribe to us.

We show The Best Ever videos every Monday

so, we'll see you next year, bye.

(girls laughing)

How is this working so fast?

- [Grace] See you next year.

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12 Bollywood Actresses And Their Gorgeous Reception Day Look | Anushka Sharma, Aishwarya Rai, Asin - Duration: 3:35.

12 Bollywood Actresses And Their Gorgeous Reception Day Look

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DIY ROOM DECOR! 15 Easy Crafts Ideas at Home - Duration: 12:22.

I Hope you enjoy the video

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The Best Masters of Traditional Chinese Guqin music (relaxing instrumental music with water sound) - Duration: 56:17.

Clouds over Xiao and Xiang Rivers

Dialogue Between Fisherman and Woodcutter

Yang Guan San Die

Herons' Unawareness of Danger

Memory of Virtuous

Wild Geese Hovering over the Sands

Enjoyable Night

Three Variations on Plum Blossom

Chanting Incantations

The Best Masters of Traditional Chinese Guqin music (relaxing instrumental music with water sound)

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*version/ Dr EmiNou /Mr DîDøù تبكـــي لعيــــون/ 2017* - Duration: 4:13.

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Damso - Tueurs (Officiel) - Duration: 4:00.

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4 MOIS DE PRISON POUR DU CROSS BITUME ? - Duration: 5:52.

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5 MTB Tricks (Buon Natale!) - Duration: 2:31.

Mtb tricks, let's do it

firt trick, Wheelie and wheelie without one hand

You can find the video-lesson of this trick in the description let's get in to the next trick. Next trick is Manual

Next important trick Is the stoppie, or nose press. First on the stoppie after on the nose press.

Next trick is Bunny hop in two different ways this is the first one

Bunny hop is important for jumps, you can try it and I show you how you can jump on with bunny hop

So if you want to try those tricks go and check them videos out.

If you like this ideo make sure to leave a like and thank you for the attention

I remember you to subscribe. See your next time and happy holidays!

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Sports You Won't Believe Actually Exist - Duration: 4:18.

It might seem strange that so many people get excited when a team of humans toss a ball

back and forth, but life is full of mysteries.

Mainstream sports aren't nearly as weird, however, when you look at some of the truly

bizarre competitions that have sprung up over the years.

Here's a look at some crazy sports you won't believe actually exist.

Muggle Quidditch

After the fictional wizardly sport of quidditch was created by J.K.

Rowling for her Harry Potter novels, devoted readers became so enamored with it that they

began playing a version of the sport modified for non-magical folks.

Invented in 2005 by students at Vermont's Middlebury College, Muggle Quidditch uses

brooms, volleyballs, and a person with a tennis ball in a sock hanging from their pants to

emulate what it must be like to have magical powers.

It may sound weird, but apparently it's super fun to play, because there's now a 16-team

Major League as well as countless college and high school teams.

Underwater hockey

If the speed and violence of ice hockey aren't quite extreme enough for you, try adding the

danger of drowning to the mix.

Yes, it's underwater hockey, also known as "octopush."

Invented way back in the 1950s and boasting its own world championship competition, "underwater

hockey" is exactly what it sounds like - hockey played at the bottom of a swimming pool.

If you're waiting for an even crazier form of hockey… don't hold your breath.

Cheese rolling

Dating back to the 19th century, cheese rolling is a sport where people roll wheels of cheese

down a steep hill and then chase after them.

Much of the fun of the sport involves falling down a hill, and injuries are just part of

the game.

Cheese rolling has become so popular that a 2009 event had to be cancelled for safety

reasons after a whopping 15,000 people showed up the year before.

Unfortunately for purists, in 2013 the cheese was replaced with a foam wheel.

Good for rolling, not so great for eating on a cracker.

Cycleball

Also known as radball, the European sport known as cycleball is pretty simple: you play

soccer while riding a bicycle.

That's pretty much it!

The sport has been around since the 19th century, and anyone with a bike and a ball can play,

though hardcore enthusiasts modify their bikes for maximum raditude.

Because, of course they do.

Giant pumpkin kayaking

If you thought pumpkins were only useful for Jack O'Lanterns and pumpkin pie, well, you're

in for a big surprise.

According to Time magazine, monster pumpkins weighing up to 800-pounds can be carved out

and used as "kayaks," and there are even competitions to see who can grow the best pumpkin kayak.

No motors or modifications are allowed: the pumpkin must sink or float on its own, with

just you and a paddle to keep it going.

"pumpkins float, so… why not?

Linus would be so proud!

Toe wrestling

We do thumb wars in elementary school, then we graduate to arm wrestling.

All of this is pretty silly, but why would anyone presume that the body part championships

have to end there?

Welcome to toe wrestling, which has somehow been a thing since 1976.

It involves people using their big toe to try and pin their opponent's foot, which is

more dangerous than it sounds.

According to CBC, 2017 World Champion Alan Nash claims to have once broken four toes

in the semi-finals and still battle on to win the finals.

Now there's a guy who can stand on his own two feet.

Extreme sitting

If you think you're good at sitting, and you also consider yourself to be totally extreme,

then here's the perfect sport for you.

extreme sitting is a sport that involves doing a bunch of tricks

on a special stool called a "sporthocker" before sticking the landing with your butt.

Created in Germany, the sports industry trade show ISPO said in 2011 that extreme sitting

had become "more than just a product.

It is a movement, a trend, a new sport."

Look out, NFL!

Volcano boarding

Anybody can go surfing or snowboarding.

But if you want to kick things up another level, try the Nicaraguan sport of volcano

boarding, where people race each other down the hot black slopes of active volcanos while

riding anything from custom made "volcanoboards" to surfboards and even old mattresses.

Our suggestion is to just try volcano boarding atop a coffin, because really, why wait?

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Favorite Food Emojis | Food Network - Duration: 0:54.

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Monster Trucks Toys for Children + MORE Stories for Kids | Steve and Maggie by Wow English TV - Duration: 11:22.

Silly Steve.

Oh hello boys and girls.

Hi.

I'm playing with my monster trucks.

Oh.

This is the best thing in the world.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is Maggie.

No, I can make it much better.

What?

Abracadabra.

Oh Maggie.

What have you done?

I'm really small.

But that is really big.

Look at this huge monster truck.

Wow.

It's amazing.

I'd love to drive this monster truck.

Maggie, Maggie.

Can I drive the monster truck please.

Okay.

Get ready Steve.

Let's go.

Haha.

Yeah.

Oh Maggie.

Be careful.

Okay.

Go.

Thanks Maggie.

Hey this is gonna be fantastic.

Let's go.

Haha.

Hey.

Hello boys and girls.

I'm in monster truck number one.

And what color is monster truck number one?

Yeah.

It's blue.

Say it with me.

Come on.

It's a blue monster truck.

It's a blue monster truck.

It's a blue monster truck.

Hey.

Come on.

Let's enjoy this drive.

My monster truck is big and blue, big and blue, big and blue.

My monster truck is big and blue, my monster truck.

Oh.

Hey.

Wow.

That was fun.

Let's do it again.

Maggie please.

Can I do that again?

Please Maggie Please.

Okay Steve.

Abracadabra.

Look boys and girls.

What number is this monster truck?

Yeah.

It's number two and what color is it?

Yeah.

It's green.

Say with me.

It's a green monster truck.

It's a green monster truck.

It's a green monster truck.

Well done.

Come on and let's go faster.

My monster truck is big and green, big and green, big and green.

My monster truck is big and green, my monster truck.

Awesome.

Again, again, again.

Maggie.

Can I drive another monster truck, please.

Okay.

Here we go again.

Abracadabra.

Great.

Hey let's go.

Look boys and girls.

So what number is this monster truck?

Yeah.

It's number three and what color is it?

Yeah.

It's green.

What?

It isn't green.

Then what color is it?

Yeah.

It's yellow, you're right.

Sorry.

Say with me.

It's a yellow monster truck.

It's a yellow monster truck.

It's a yellow monster truck.

Oh.

So let's drive even faster.

My monster truck is big and yellow, big and yellow, big and yellow.

My monster truck is big and yellow, my monster truck.

That was amazing.

But hey the red monster truck looks really fast.

Maggie.

Can I drive the red monster truck now?

Oh please.

Okay.

But it's really fast.

Great.

Abracadabra.

Okay then what number is this monster truck?

Yeah.

It's number four and what color is monster truck number four?

You're right, it's red yay.

Say with me, come on.

It's a red monster truck.

It's a red monster truck.

It's a red monster truck.

So let's go really fast.

My monster truck is big and red, big and red, big and red.

My monster truck is big and red, my monster truck.

Cool blamy.

That was fast.

The black monster truck can't be any faster.

Can it?

Maggie.

Please please please.

Can I drive the black monster truck?

Okay, last one.

Abracadabra.

Great.

Let's go.

Okay then what number is this monster truck?

Yeah.

It's number five, this is my favorite monster truck.

What color is it?

Yeah, it's black.

Come on.

Say with me.

It's a black monster truck.

It's a black monster truck.

It's a black monster truck.

Come on and let's go super fast.

My monster truck is big and black, big and black, big and black.

My monster truck is big and black, my monster truck.

That was just crazy.

It's Steve and Maggie.

Yes.

Hoo.

I am going to win.

Oh no!

No!

No!

Ooh.

Game over.

Oh, Hello boys and girls.

I am playing computer games.

Do you like playing computer games?

I do.

Hey!

What was that?

There it was again.

Oh!

Look!

What is it?

Wow!

It's a robot!

Yeah!

AU!

Oh.

I think that was a ball.

What's going on?

Oh!

Look at this mess!

Who made this mess?

Oh.

What can you see?

Look, I can see – a ball and a toy car, a toy train, a robot, a dinosaur, a doll.

Ohh, what a mess.

And there are more toys coming from over there.

Oh no, a ball!

A doll!

A dinosaur!

A robot!

A plane!

A teddy bear!

Oh o, LEGO.

Oh no.

Great.

Come on, let's find out what's going on.

Ohh…

Oh look, there's a car.

And another ball.

It must be Maggie making this mess.

MAGGIE!

No!

Oh!

What was that?

Haha!

Hey Steve, what are you doing on the floor?

Are you sleeping?

Hihi!

Sleeping?

Sleeping?!

NO!

I am not sleeping.

I fell over on your ball.

Oh-o.

Oh, Maggie, look at all of this.

What is it?

A toy shop.

Hihi.

NO, Maggie!

It's a mess.

Oh.

I mean look.

Look here.

Hey, what is it?

What is it?

Help me.

Tell Maggie.

What is it?

Yeah!

It's a teddy bear.

And Maggie look, what's this?

What is it?

Tell Maggie.

What is it?

It's a doll.

And over here.

What's this Maggie?

What is it?

Tell Maggie.

Come on.

What is it?

YEAH!

It's a car.

A toy car.

Yeah.

And over here.

Look.

Look.

What's this?

What is it?

Oh-o.

What is it Maggie?

Help me, tell her.

What is it?

Yeah, it's a train.

A toy train.

Just look at this mess.

Oh Maggie, what are you doing?

I am looking for my pencil case.

Your pencil case?

Yeah!

Oh Maggie.

I think your pencil case is in my wardrobe.

Aha!

Oh…

What a naughty, naughty bird.

Hey, I hope your bedroom isn't so messy with toys everywhere.

You should tidy up.

Let's see if Maggie has found her pencil case.

Maggie!

Have you found your pencil case?

Oh, hey!

Maggie!

No!

No!

No!

Stop it!

Oh, you naughty naughty bird.

Here's my pencil case.

It's Steve and Maggie.

Hello again.

Come on.

Ride a toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, I'm in the toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, oh look.

There's a teddy bear there.

Stop.

A teddy bear, a teddy bear, a teddy bear, a teddy bear.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, I'm in the toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, oh look.

There's a ball there.

Stop.

A ball, a ball, a ball, a ball.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, I'm in the toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, oh look.

There's a doll just there.

Stop.

A doll, a doll, a doll, a doll, doll.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, I'm in the toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, oh look.

There's a puppet just there.

Stop.

A puppet, a puppet, a puppet, a puppet, a puppet.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, I'm in the toy train.

Chuff chuff, chuff chuff, goodbye from my toy train.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey.

Did you like that?

Yeah?

Then please like it, if you love it, you can subscribe.

Just touch here.

Go on.

If you want to watch another Steve and Maggie clip, touch here.

Yeah.

Thank you.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Duration: 1:39.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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Letting Go of the Past - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:34.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.

AND AS WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF CHRIST TODAY, LET'S REMEMBER

EVERYTHING THAT HE'S DONE FOR US.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS THAT HE'S DONE FOR US IS HE

TELLS US IN HIS WORD THAT WE CAN FORGET WHAT LIES BEHIND

AND WE CAN PRESS ON TO THE GOOD THINGS THAT ARE

AHEAD.

2 CORINTHIANS 5:17 SAYS: "IF ANYBODY IS IN CHRIST,

HE IS A NEW CREATURE.

OLD THINGS PASS AWAY, AND ALL THINGS BECOME BRAND NEW."

YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY GOOD NEWS.

IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE

IN THE PAST.

SO, I PRAY THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE TEACHING TODAY THAT ACTUALLY

SHARES MORE ABOUT THIS TOPIC.

THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US TODAY.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WELCOME TO "ENJOYING EVERYDAY LIFE."

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING TIME TO BE WITH US TODAY.

NOW, LET ME JUST SHARE WITH YOU THAT ANYTHING THAT YOU GIVE

TO GOD, HE ALWAYS MULTIPLIES IT BACK TO YOU.

SO, IN GIVING YOUR TIME TO STUDY THE WORD WITH US THIS MORNING,

I BELIEVE THAT TIME WILL BE MULTIPLIED BACK TO YOU, AND YOU

ARE GONNA HAVE AN EASIER DAY THAN YOU WOULD HAVE HAD IF YOU

WOULDN'T HAVE PUT GOD FIRST IN YOUR MORNING,

OR YOUR EVENING, OR WHENEVER IT IS YOU'RE WATCHIN'.

PHILIPPIANS CHAPTER 3, VERSE 10 IS WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

TODAY, AND IT ACTUALLY IS A VERY, VERY,

VERY POWERFUL VERSE.

PART OF WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO IN DOING THESE TEACHINGS HERE

IN THE STUDIO IS TO CONNECT WITH ALL OF YOU ON A LITTLE MORE

UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LEVEL, AND HOPEFULLY HELP YOU

UNDERSTAND HOW VERY IMPORTANT IT IS TO NOT JUST READ

THE BIBLE, BUT TO STUDY THE WORD.

AND I JUST FEEL LED TO ENCOURAGE YOU, DON'T THINK THAT YOU

CAN'T STUDY THE WORD.

SOME OF YOU MAY THINK, "WELL, I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO STUDY

THE WORD," OR, "HOW WOULD I KNOW IF I HAVE IT RIGHT?"

YOU KNOW, FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU WANNA STUDY THE WORD,

THE HOLY SPIRIT WILL HELP YOU.

AND HE IS YOUR TEACHER, AND HE CAN REVEAL THINGS TO YOU.

BUT ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS IS, IS TO DIGEST THE WORD SLOWLY.

I LOVE WHAT IT SAYS IN PSALMS SEVERAL TIMES.

AT THE END OF A PSALM, IT'LL SAY, "PAUSE

AND CALMLY THINK ABOUT THAT."

AND I DON'T THINK WE DO THAT ENOUGH IN OUR LIFE.

I THINK WE GET VERY CAUGHT UP IN TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH WE

CAN READ FOR QUANTITY RATHER THAN QUALITY.

SO, TODAY, MY TEACHING IS ALL COMING FROM ONE VERSE

IN THE BIBLE, PHILIPPIANS 3:10,

AND I'M GONNA READ THE VERSE FIRST OUT OF

THE AMPLIFIED TRANSLATION, AND THEN WE'LL BEGIN TO LOOK

AT THE POINTS I BELIEVE THAT IT MAKES, AND WE'LL LOOK AT A FEW

OTHER SCRIPTURES AS OFFSHOOTS OF THAT.

THE APOSTLE PAUL SAID: "[FOR MY DETERMINED PURPOSE IS]

THAT I MIGHT KNOW HIM [AND THAT I MIGHT BECOME

MORE DEEPLY AND INTIMATELY--]"

WELL, HE SAID, "[THAT I MAY PROGRESSIVELY BECOME MORE DEEPLY

AND INTIMATELY ACQUAINTED WITH HIM, PERCEIVING

AND RECOGNIZING AND UNDERSTANDING THE WONDERS

OF HIS PERSON MORE STRONGLY AND MORE CLEARLY],

AND THAT I MAY IN THAT SAME WAY COME TO KNOW THE POWER

OUTFLOWING FROM HIS RESURRECTION [WHICH IT EXERTS

OVER BELIEVERS], THAT I MAY SO SHARE HIS SUFFERINGS

AS TO BE CONTINUALLY TRANSFORMED [IN SPIRIT INTO HIS LIKENESS

EVEN] INTO HIS DEATH," AND THEN IT GOES ON

TO THE NEXT VERSE, WHICH WE'RE NOT GONNA LOOK AT

RIGHT NOW.

NOW, THAT'S A LOT, AND IT'S

VERY POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE HAVE READ THAT NUMEROUS TIMES

AND MAYBE DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE WHAT IT'S SAYIN'.

SO I WROTE DOWN NINE THINGS THAT I CLEARLY SEE

OUT OF THIS VERSE, AND WE'RE GONNA GO OVER THEM.

FIRST OF ALL, PAUL SAYS, "BE DETERMINED."

NOW, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T GET ANYTHING FROM GOD

JUST BY DETERMINATION.

BUT I THINK IT MIGHT ALSO BE PRETTY SAFE TO SAY WE DON'T GET

MUCH FROM HIM EITHER WITHOUT SOME DETERMINATION.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE THE DEVIL IS ALIVE AND WELL ON PLANET EARTH,

AND ANY TIME THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE ANY KIND OF PROGRESS

IN YOUR WALK WITH GOD, HE IS RIGHT THERE TO TRY AND STOP YOU.

I MEAN, EVEN IF YOU DECIDE, "OH, MAN, I LIKE THIS TEACHING.

I'M GONNA WATCH JOYCE'S PROGRAM EVERY DAY, AND I'M GONNA BRING

MY BIBLE, AND I'M GONNA BRING A NOTEBOOK," WELL, I CAN

GUARANTEE THAT WHEN THE NEXT DAY COMES FOR YOU TO WATCH,

THERE PROBABLY WILL BE SOMETHING THAT THE ENEMY WILL COME UP

WITH, AND YOU MAY NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE IT AS THE ENEMY.

IT MAY JUST BE SOMEBODY THAT ABSOLUTELY HAS TO TALK

TO YOU RIGHT THAT MINUTE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU COULD PUT YOUR PHONE

AWAY FOR 30 MINUTES, AND I DOUBT THAT THE WORLD WOULD STOP

TURNING ON ITS AXIS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS

TO YOUR PHONE.

LISTEN, I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED

TO MAKE A PHONE CALL, AND YOU WERE OUT ON THE ROAD DRIVING,

YOU HAD TO STOP AND GO TO A PAYPHONE ON THE SIDE

OF THE ROAD AND MAKE YOUR CALL.

AND I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, WE HAD

A FOUR-WAY PARTY LINE IN OUR HOUSE, AND PEOPLE DIDN'T

HANG ON THE PHONE ALL DAY, LET ALONE CARRY THE THING AROUND

WITH 'EM ALL THE TIME LIKE THEY WERE GONNA FALL APART

IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT EVERY TIME IT RANG.

AND WHEN YOU GOT ON THE PHONE, YOU STATED YOUR BUSINESS

AND GOT OFF BECAUSE THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING TO GET ON.

A LOT OF TIMES, YOU PICKED THE PHONE UP, THERE WAS SOMEBODY

ALREADY TALKIN' ON IT.

THEN YOU HAD TO FIGHT THE TEMPTATION OF BEING NOSY

AND SEE WHAT THEY WERE SAYIN'.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THINGS HAVE CHANGED SO DRASTICALLY, AND WE

LOVE ALL THE CONVENIENCES THAT WE HAVE TODAY, BUT DON'T

LET YOUR PHONE AND SOCIAL MEDIA CONTROL YOU, ESPECIALLY DON'T

LET IT TAKE YOU AWAY FROM TIME WITH GOD, BECAUSE THERE'S

NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN STUDYING HIS WORD.

SO, YOU GOTTA BE DETERMINED.

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE DETERMINED.

I HAVE A FAIR AMOUNT OF THAT DETERMINATION

IN MY PERSONALITY FROM GOD, AND I ACTUALLY REALLY FEEL

FOR PEOPLE WHO JUST ARE SO DRIVEN BY THEIR FEELINGS

THAT THEY ALWAYS JUST DO WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE DOING

RATHER THAN WHAT THEY KNOW THEY SHOULD DO.

THE NEXT THING HE SAYS IS, "TO REALLY KNOW HIM."

"I'M DETERMINED TO REALLY KNOW HIM."

NOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW ABOUT GOD.

A LOT OF 'EM, YOU KNOW, "DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?"

"OH, YEAH, I BELIEVE IN GOD."

A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT HIM, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HIM.

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE A SECONDHAND FAITH.

DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE YOUR MAMA BELIEVED IN GOD.

DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE YOUR GRANDMAMA BELIEVED IN GOD.

DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN GOD

OR BECAUSE YOUR PREACHER BELIEVES IN GOD.

BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE YOU KNOW HIM.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE ARE TO EXPERIENCE HIM IN OUR LIVES.

AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU USE THE WORD "EXPERIENCE,"

PEOPLE GET, "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA DO EVERYTHING BY FAITH,

NO EXPERIENCE."

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I TOTALLY AGREE THAT FAITH HAS TO COME FIRST, BUT GOD WANTS US

TO EXPERIENCE HIS GOODNESS, HIS LOVE, AND ONE OF THE WAYS

THAT YOU CAN REALLY EXPERIENCE THE LOVE OF GOD IN YOUR LIFE IS

TO WATCH FOR IT, TO BE CONSCIOUS AND AWARE OF IT, TO WATCH GOD

GIVE YOU FAVOR AND TO WATCH HIM OPEN DOORS FOR YOU.

GOD WANTS YOU TO HAVE AN EXPERIENTIAL RELATIONSHIP

WITH HIM.

NOT THAT YOU DEPEND ON EXPERIENCE.

IF I DON'T SEE SOME BIG THING HAPPEN EVERY DAY, I DON'T SAY,

"WELL, I GUESS, GOD'S NOT HERE.

I KNOW HE'S HERE BECAUSE THE WORD SAYS HE'S HERE."

BUT WE NEED THOSE TIMES IN OUR LIFE WHEN IT GETS

A LITTLE MORE REAL TO OUR SENSES.

AND SOME OF YOU HAVE TRIED TO BE A CHRISTIAN, OR YOU HAVE BEEN

A CHRISTIAN FOR 30, 40 YEARS,

AND YOU COULD NEVER REALLY SAY THAT YOU HAVE HAD AN EXPERIENCE

OF KNOWING, "THAT IS GOD WORKING IN MY LIFE.

HE OPENED THAT DOOR AND WOW, AM I AMAZED."

DON'T LET YOUR WALK WITH GOD JUST BE DEAD-LETTER LAW

FOLLOWING RULES AND REGULATIONS, BUT GET TO KNOW HIM, TO REALLY,

REALLY, REALLY KNOW HIM.

AND PAUL SAYS, AND THIS IS SO IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO REALIZE,

"TO PROGRESSIVELY KNOW HIM."

YOU SEE, GOD WORKS ON THE LAW OF GRADUAL GROWTH.

IT'S ALL OVER THE EARTH.

YOU CAN'T--A FLOWER, FOR EXAMPLE, GROWS SO SLOWLY

THAT IF YOU WATCH IT, YOU WON'T SEE IT GROW.

UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKIN' THROUGH A MICROSCOPE,

THEN YOU CAN MAYBE SEE IT.

WE SEE THOSE TV SHOWS WHERE YOU CAN SEE THEM GROW.

BUT NOW, IF YOU PLANT YOUR SEED AND YOU GO ON

ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, YOU WATER YOUR SEED, YOU KEEP THE WEEDS

FROM CHOKING IT OUT, YOU COME BACK AT THE RIGHT

SEASON--EVERYBODY SAY, "THE RIGHT SEASON."

AUDIENCE: THE RIGHT SEASON.

JOYCE: YOU COME BACK AT THE RIGHT SEASON,

YOU'RE GONNA GO, "WOW, ALL THAT FROM A SEED."

WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN'.

IT IS THE SAME WAY IN YOUR WALK WITH GOD.

YOU MAY NOT BE SEEING DRASTIC, MAJOR CHANGES IN YOU

OR IN YOUR LIFE OR YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES,

OR EVEN YOUR KIDS.

THAT'S WHERE YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH AND PATIENCE.

YOU NEED TO BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING.

THE BIBLE SAYS, "WE PLANT, WE WATER, AND GOD GIVES

THE INCREASE."

I'VE BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT THAT JUST EVEN AGAIN THIS LAST WEEK.

WE PLANT, WE WATER, GOD GIVES THE INCREASE.

YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD SOMETHIN' HAPPEN RECENTLY WHERE I HAD BEEN

PRAYIN' FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL ABOUT A CERTAIN THING

10, 12 YEARS, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.

AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN PRAYIN' FOR THE SAME THING

FOR A LONG TIME, AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU SEE

A LITTLE CHANGE, AND THEN THINGS SEEM TO FALL IN THE PIT AGAIN.

AND THEN YOU SEE A LITTLE CHANGE, AND THEN--YOU KNOW,

AFTER 12 YEARS, YOU CAN HAVE A DAY.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT HAVIN' A DAY?

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, "LORD, ARE YOU DOIN' ANYTHING OR NOT?"

WELL, I ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY DISCOURAGED ON ONE DAY.

AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU GET DISCOURAGED,

YOU JUST THINK, "I AIN'T PRAYIN' ABOUT THAT NO MORE."

YOU EVER DO THAT?

"I AM NOT PRAYIN' ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

I'M FINISHED PRAYIN', GOD.

IF YOU WANNA DO ANYTHING, YOU DO IT, BUT I'M NOT PRAYIN'

ANYMORE."

WELL, WE USUALLY GET OVER THAT THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE GOD WANTS

US TO BE PERSISTENT IN PRAYER.

BUT LO AND BEHOLD, ON A DAY WHEN I THOUGHT GOD WAS DOING NOTHING

BECAUSE I WASN'T FEELING ANYTHING OR SEEING ANYTHING,

I HEARD THAT THE VERY THING THAT I HAD BEEN PRAYIN' FOR

FOR 12 YEARS HAD HAPPENED.

YOU SEE, WE PLANT, WE WATER, AND GOD IS WORKING

BEHIND THE SCENES AND DOING THINGS THAT WE DON'T SEE

UNTIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

THEN WE SEE THE RESULT OF IT.

SO, IT'S LIKE THAT LITTLE FLOWER.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU TRY TO WATCH SOMEBODY CHANGE--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "WELL, YOU'RE NOT CHANGIN'.

WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE.

WELL, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CHANGIN' AT ALL."

OR IF YOU TRY TO WATCH YOURSELF CHANGE.

YOU KNOW, TRYIN' TO WATCH YOURSELF CHANGE IS LIKE PLAYIN'

THAT GAME, "WHACK-A-MOLE."

IT'S LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU BEAT DOWN ONE THING, AND IT

POPS BACK UP SOMEWHERE ELSE.

AND SO, WE HAVE TO GIVE GOD TIME TO WORK IN OUR HEARTS

AND TO CHANGE OUR HEARTS.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT HE WORKS

BY THE LAW OF GRADUAL GROWTH.

2 CORINTHIANS 3:18 SAYS THAT: "AS WE LOOK

INTO THE WORD OF GOD, AS WE CONTINUE," IT SAYS,

"TO LOOK INTO THE WORD OF GOD."

EVERYBODY SAY, "CONTINUE."

AUDIENCE: CONTINUE.

JOYCE: SAY IT AGAIN.

AUDIENCE: CONTINUE.

JOYCE: IF YOU'RE WHERE YOU CAN TALK RIGHT NOW, SAY,

"CONTINUE."

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN, SEE,

CONTINUE, AS WE CONTINUE, AND WE DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER

AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, WELL,

YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A LOT OF VICTORY IN MY LIFE NOW,

BUT I'VE BEEN DOIN' THIS 40 YEARS, 40 YEARS.

AND SO, SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE ON DAY 1, AND YOU'RE THINKIN',

"40 YEARS, MY GOSH."

WELL, BUT IT'S NOT THAT I ALL OF A SUDDEN HAD NOTHING

HAPPENING FOR 40 YEARS, AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN I'VE GOT

THIS DOWNLOAD OF VICTORY.

YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGE LITTLE BY LITTLE.

SOMETIMES, IT'S SO LITTLE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN

PAY ATTENTION TO IT LIKE YOU SHOULD.

THAT'S WHY I THINK WE NEED TO CELEBRATE EVEN OUR TINY

VICTORIES MORE THAN WE DO, MORE THAN WE DO.

YOU KNOW, MARILYN, ONE OF THE PEOPLE

HERE IN THE STUDIO TODAY, SHE HAD AN ILLNESS,

HORRIBLE PAIN, LOTS OF PROBLEMS, YEAR AND A HALF, 2 YEARS,

WHATEVER IT WAS, NUMBER OF SURGERIES, ON AND ON

AND ON, AND NOW SHE'S WELL.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I STILL, COUPLE TIMES A WEEK, THANK GOD FOR MARILYN'S HEALING.

SOMETIMES WE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE BEGGIN' GOD TO HELP US, AND BOY,

WE CAN SURE BE DILIGENT IN THAT.

WE'RE DETERMINED TO KEEP AT BEGGING GOD TO HELP US.

BUT THEN WE GET OUR VICTORY AND WE MIGHT BE THANKFUL

FOR A COUPLE DAYS, AND THEN WE GO ON TO ANOTHER PROBLEM WE

NEED GOD TO HELP US WITH.

AND I THINK IT'S GOOD TO KEEP A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT GOD

HAS DONE FOR US.

SO, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHEN WE'RE DISCOURAGED ABOUT

SOME NEW PROBLEM, WE CAN GO BACK TO THAT AND SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF GOD DID IT ONCE, HE CAN DO IT AGAIN."

AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SAY,

AND I SAY MYSELF, IS,

"GOD IS WORKING."

WHEN YOU FEEL THE MOST DISCOURAGED, OPEN YOUR MOUTH

AND SAY, "GOD IS WORKING."

AND I BELIEVE THAT WITH ALL MY HEART BECAUSE IF

YOU'RE FAITHFUL AND YOU LOVE GOD AND YOU'RE PRAYIN',

AND TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY, YOU'RE TRYIN' TO SERVE HIM,

AND YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANY FRUIT, THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO WATCH

A LITTLE BIT MORE CLOSELY AND CELEBRATE

YOUR LITTLE VICTORIES.

SOME OF YOU TODAY ARE PROBABLY REALLY DISCOURAGED

OVER SOMETHING YOU DID.

LIKE, "WELL, AM I EVEN SAVED?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M SAVED.

HOW CAN I BE SAVED AND EVEN ACT LIKE THAT?"

WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

LET'S THINK ABOUT THE WAY YOU USED TO BE A LONG TIME AGO.

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GOD HAS CHANGED ME, MAN.

I WAS TELLIN' SOMEBODY THIS MORNING, WHEN I

FIRST STARTED WALKIN' WITH GOD, I WAS NOT ALL THAT FRIENDLY.

I WAS A PRETTY--I MEAN, IT WASN'T LIKE A MEAN THING,

BUT I WAS JUST PRETTY INTENSE, AND INTO MYSELF, AND, YOU KNOW,

I JUST DIDN'T WANNA MESS WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

ESPECIALLY BEIN' FRIENDLY WITH STRANGERS.

I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO TALK TO A STRANGER?

I DIDN'T WANNA TALK TO A STRANGER.

I DIDN'T WANNA BE FRIENDLY WITH SOMEBODY ON A ELEVATOR

THAT I DIDN'T KNOW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

AND GOD HAS CHANGED ME SO MUCH THAT I WALK NOW EVERY MORNING,

AND I'VE STARTED CARRYIN' DOG TREATS WITH ME.

I AM FRIENDLY WITH THE DOGS ON THE STREET.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I MEAN, THERE'S WOODY, AND THERE'S FIONA, AND ALL

THESE DOG FRIENDS I HAVE NOW.

AND SO, I HAVE EVEN NOW GOT TO WHERE I FELLOWSHIP

WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S DOGS.

I MEAN, THAT'S GOIN' TO THE RADICAL EXTREME

OF BEIN' FRIENDLY.

EVERYBODY SAY, "GOD IS CHANGING ME."

AUDIENCE: GOD IS CHANGING ME.

JOYCE: AND GOD IS CHANGING YOU TOO.

AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD

THROUGH CHRIST, LET ME TELL YA, HE WANTS TO WORK IN YOUR LIFE.

AND THERE'S GONNA BE A NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.

AT THE END OF THIS PROGRAM, YOU CAN CALL IT, OR IF YOU WANT TO,

YOU CAN CALL IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU RECEIVING CHRIST IS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVEN HEARING THE REST OF WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.

AND YOU JUST--SOMEBODY THERE, YOU SAY, "I WAS WATCHIN'

THE PROGRAM, AND I WANNA RECEIVE CHRIST.

I WANT YOU TO PRAY WITH ME," AND SOMEBODY ON THAT PHONE

IS GONNA PRAY WITH YOU AND LEAD YOU INTO A RELATIONSHIP

WITH JESUS CHRIST.

DON'T LIVE A LONELY, ALONE LIFE TRYIN' TO DO EVERYTHING

YOURSELF.

GOD WANTS TO HELP YOU.

HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU,

BUT IT'S A PROCESS.

DON'T GET DISCOURAGED IF YOU'RE NOT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE.

ENJOY WHERE YOU'RE AT ON THE WAY TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

ENJOY WHERE YOU'RE AT ON THE WAY TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

IT'S TRAGIC TO NOT ENJOY

YOURSELF.

KNOW HIM DEEPLY IS ANOTHER POINT.

THAT'S POINT NUMBER FOUR.

KNOW HIM DEEPLY.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA DO AN INTERESTING BIBLE STUDY

SOMETIMES, AND ONE OF THE WAYS TO STUDY THE BIBLE IS TO USE

A CONCORDANCE.

I MEAN, IT'S SO EASY TODAY.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET ONLINE AND JUST PUT IN, "WHAT DOES

THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT DEEP RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD?"

I MEAN, YOU CAN ASK ANYTHING AND JUST GET A WHOLE LIST

OF SCRIPTURES.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

EVEN SOME OF MY STUFF COMES UP ON THERE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: YOU WRITE ON THERE, "QUOTES ABOUT RELATIONSHIP

WITH GOD," AND THERE IT COMES, LIKE, A LOT OF PEOPLE, AND I'M

ONE OF 'EM, THAT CAN TELL YOU ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

I KINDA GET A KICK OUT OF IT WHEN I'M ASKIN' THE COMPUTER

A QUESTION, AND IT GIVES ME MY ANSWER.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I THINK THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

"JOYCE MEYER SAID," AND I'M LIKE, "OH, DID I SAY THAT?"

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO STUDY NOW.

I MEAN, MY GOODNESS, STUDYIN' 40 YEARS AGO WAS

A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING THAN STUDYIN' NOW.

I MEAN, WE HAVE GOT A WEALTH OF INFORMATION AND KNOWLEDGE

RIGHT AT OUR FINGERTIPS.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE SO WRONG TO NOT STUDY THE WORD

BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NOT HARD.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS JUST SET ASIDE SOME TIME FOR IT.

JUST SET ASIDE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.

BUT ANYWAY, YOU COULD TAKE SOMETHING LIKE,

"WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT A DEEPER RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD?"

AND BOY, ALL THESE SCRIPTURES ARE GONNA COME UP

ABOUT DEPTH, DEPTH.

DON'T BE JUST A SURFACY, FLESHLY PERSON.

GET SOME DEPTH IN YOUR LIFE, WHERE YOU LOOK BEYOND THE WAY

THINGS LOOK LIKE TO WHAT THEY REALLY ARE, AND YOU GET TO KNOW

HIM DEEPLY.

KNOW HIS CHARACTER.

KNOW WHO HE IS.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE THINGS THAT HE'S DOING IN YOUR LIFE.

THE BIBLE SAYS, "WE ARE TO BE ROOTED AND FOUNDED

DEEP IN THE LOVE OF GOD," DEEP IN THE LOVE OF GOD.

THAT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW SO CERTAINLY THAT GOD LOVES YOU

THAT NO TRIAL, NO TRAGEDY, NO DIFFICULTY, NO DRY TIME WITH GOD

CAN EVER TAKE AWAY THE TRUTH THAT YOU BELIEVE

THAT GOD LOVES YOU.

AND LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD

IS LOOKIN' FOR.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S LOOKIN' FOR.

KNOW HIM DEEPLY.

KNOW HIM INTIMATELY.

AND I LOVE THAT.

LISTEN, DON'T HAVE ANY ROOMS IN YOUR LIFE CLOSED OFF TO GOD.

LET HIM INTO EVERY AREA.

YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ANYWAY.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ANYWAY.

DON'T EVER THINK, "WELL, I DON'T THINK I'LL TELL GOD THAT."

GUESS WHAT? HE KNOWS.

"KNOW HOW WONDERFUL HE IS," PAUL SAID.

OH, MY GOSH, HE IS SO WONDERFUL, SO AMAZING.

YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL HE IS.

I JUST MADE A QUICK LIST.

MAKE YOUR OWN LIST.

HE'S FAITHFUL, HE'S GOOD, HE'S KIND, HE'S MERCIFUL, HE'S

FORGIVING, HE'S LOVING, HE'S POWERFUL, HE'S UNDERSTANDING,

HE'S A GOD OF JUSTICE, HE'S BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING.

HE HEALS, HE RESTORES, HE RENEWS, HE REVITALIZES.

HE'S SO WONDERFUL.

I SCRATCH MY HEAD IN TOTAL LACK

OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHY ANYBODY WOULD NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP

WITH GOD.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAY THE WORLD IS GOING TODAY,

WHERE PEOPLE ARE--YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING REALLY HARD IN MY LIFE,

AND HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO HELPING PEOPLE KNOW GOD

AND TO HAVE FAITH IN GOD.

AND YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORKING

ABOUT AS HARD AS I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE NOT TO BELIEVE

IN GOD?

IT'S LIKE, I MEAN, IT IS A DEMONIC THING THAT'S GOIN' ON

IN OUR WORLD TODAY.

AND LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN'.

YOU GOT NOTHIN' IF YOU DON'T HAVE GOD IN YOUR LIFE.

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', THIS IS ALL

GONNA BE OVER SOMEDAY.

EVERYTHING THAT WE CURRENTLY SEE, THE BIBLE SAYS,

IS ALREADY PASSING AWAY.

YOU DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING INTO THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE NOT

GONNA TAKE ANYTHING OUT.

AND HOW LONELY IT WOULD BE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND ACTUALLY

THINK THAT YOU STRUGGLE THROUGH LIFE, AND THEN THERE'S NOTHING.

I MEAN, THERE'S LIFE AFTER THIS LIFE HERE.

IT'S CALLED ETERNITY, AND YOU'RE GONNA SPEND IT SOMEWHERE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND I CAN TELL YA, THE OPTIONS ARE NOT TOO MANY.

IT'S HEAVEN OR HELL, AND I THINK THAT YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO PICK

HEAVEN.

YOU WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH HIM.

AND JUST THINK ABOUT THIS.

HOWEVER YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, IF YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE

IT GOOD, WHEN YOU PASS OUT OF THIS LIFE AND YOU STAND

IN FRONT OF GOD, YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO STAND

THERE WITHOUT FEAR.

BUT IF YOU CHOOSE A WRETCHED LIFE OF SIN AND MISERY

AND TRYIN' TO MAKE EVERYBODY AROUND YOU MISERABLE, THE BIBLE

SAYS IN ROMANS 14:12 THAT: "THE TIME WILL COME

WHEN EVERY MAN," EVERY MAN, "WILL STAND BEFORE GOD

AND GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF."

AND I TELL YOU WHAT.

I WOULD NOT WANNA BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE

SPENT THEIR LIFE TRYING TO GET PEOPLE NOT TO BELIEVE IN GOD.

SO, ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST,

THERE'S GONNA BE A NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.

YOU CALL THAT.

LET SOMEBODY TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO BE

A CHRISTIAN.

MAYBE YOU'VE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH CHURCH,

OR YOU'VE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT

WAS GOD.

MAYBE YOU ASKED GOD TO HELP YOU AND YOU WENT TO A CHURCH

THAT JUST DUMPED ALL KINDS OF RULES AND REGULATIONS ON YOU.

OR MAYBE THEY WEREN'T EVEN FRIENDLY OR THEY DIDN'T WELCOME

YOU BECAUSE YOU HAD THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT THEY DIDN'T APPROVE OF.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.

THAT'S PEOPLE, IT'S NOT GOD.

THAT IS NOT GOD.

AND HIS ARMS ARE OPEN WIDE TO YOU TODAY.

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH.

HE WANTS TO HELP YOU.

HE WANTS TO GET INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE.

AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BELIEVE AND INVITE HIM

TO COME IN.

KNOW HOW WONDERFUL HE IS.

OH, AND I LOVE THE SEVENTH POINT.

KNOW HIS RESURRECTION POWER.

AND THE NEXT VERSE SAYS, "THAT LIFTS US OUT

FROM AMONG THE DEAD EVEN WHILE WE'RE IN THE BODY."

NOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T HAVE ANY ISSUES,

BUT HERE'S WHAT IT MEANS.

THERE'S A PLACE IN GOD THAT EVEN WHEN I AM HAVING TROUBLE, WHEN I

DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN MY LIFE, WHEN THINGS ARE NOT

WORKIN' OUT MY WAY, WHEN I'M SICK, WHEN I'M IN PAIN, THERE'S

A PLACE IN GOD THAT, ALTHOUGH I'M STILL HERE ON THIS EARTH

AND MY BODY IS SUFFERING, SPIRITUALLY, I CAN BE LIFTED

ABOVE THAT AND I CAN HAVE HOPE, HOPE.

I LOVE HOPE.

HOPE IS SO POWERFUL.

IT'S OUR INHERITANCE TO HAVE HOPE.

AND I CAN HAVE FAITH AND BELIEVE THAT GOD'S GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING

AND WORK IT OUT FOR GOOD, IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN,

EVERYTHING.

YOU CAN HAVE THAT HOPE.

YOU CAN HAVE THAT FAITH IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I FEEL VERY STRONGLY TODAY THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA

CALL AND GIVE THEIR LIFE TO CHRIST.

I FEEL THAT THERE'S SOME OF YOU, YOU JUST TURNED YOUR TELEVISION

ON TODAY AND YOU SAY, "WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY CAME

ACROSS THIS PROGRAM."

NO, YOU DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY DO ANYTHING.

GOD LED YOU, AND I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE DON'T TURN AWAY FROM GOD

ONE MORE TIME AND THINK YOU CAN PUT IT OFF TILL SOME OTHER TIME.

HE'S REACHING OUT TO YOU RIGHT NOW, SAYING, "COME UNTO ME,

ALL YOU THAT LABOR AND ARE HEAVY LADEN,

AND I WILL GIVE YOU REST."

CALL, LET US HELP YOU.

KNOW HIS RESURRECTION POWER.

NOW, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THE EIGHTH POINT,

BUT IT'S IN HERE, SO I GOTTA TELL IT TO YOU.

"AND SHARE HIS SUFFERINGS SO AS TO BE CONTINUALLY

TRANSFORMED INTO HIS IMAGE."

NOW, WE'RE WILLING TO GO

THROUGH THINGS IF THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE FOR GOD

TO CHANGE US, AMEN?

AND EVEN IN OUR TROUBLES, I CAN TELL YOU THERE ARE

THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS UPON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

THAT WOULD TELL YOU THAT IN THEIR DARKEST HOUR

WAS WHEN THEY GOT TO KNOW GOD THE MOST, AMEN?

IS THAT TRUE?

THAT'S VERY TRUE.

AND SO, THEN YOU ACTUALLY COME TO THE POINT OF SAYIN',

"I WOULDN'T TRADE MY TROUBLES FOR ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT WAS

DURING THOSE TIMES THAT I HAD NOBODY BUT GOD AND I REACHED

OUT TO HIM AND HE DID AMAZING, AMAZING THINGS IN MY LIFE.

AND, YOU KNOW, I WISH WE HAD A LOT MORE TIME TODAY,

BUT WE DON'T.

BUT GOOD NEWS, WE HAVE TEACHING RECORDED FOR YOU THAT YOU

CAN GET AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IN YOUR CAR, IN YOUR HOME.

PLEASE INVEST YOUR MONEY IN THE WORD OF GOD.

THERE'S--YOU'RE GONNA BUY SOMETHIN' PROBABLY TODAY.

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For more infomation >> Letting Go of the Past - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:34.

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Mabo Tofu Recipe - Cooking with Sebastiano Serafini - Duration: 8:06.

Here we have all kind of sauces that we're putting inside.

you see it's soft?

look at this happy dog!

it was kind of obvious that Seba's road to MasterChef did cross the border of the land of the rising sun!

so, today he is going to prepare a typical dish from the region of Sichuan in China!

the super spicy mabo tofu

will our hero survive?

we are here again in the lost land

like I promised I do another cooking video!

so, here before I start to travel around the world

I do another cooking with Seba video!

if your new to this channel, please subscribe!

Today we need to buy 2 boxes of Tofu, like these,

and then the Negi

here we have some strawberries, but I can't imagine the cost!

but I also want to buy some snacks!

well, we can also buy the mabo tofu directly in this box,

but we want to cook it!

I think I take this for lunch!

well, we spent like 16€!

so, we have everything for our mabo tofu.

We're at my friends house - Inuyasha

and we're preapring the mabo tofu!

I'm sorry for the noise!

Remember that when you cook the rice in Japan, you need to shake it like this

He said that if you want that the rice tastes better,

you need to do like he did before

now we're putting it here

look at how big the cooker is! it's family format

now its 6pm and in 46 minutes the rice will be ready!

ok now let's go on with the other ingredients!

today this mabu tofu will be perfect!

we are super prepared! I have my personal collaborator

also the gloves cant miss, so that the mabu will be fantastic

so, this is basically a chinese recipe from Sichuan

it tastes really good, but you need to do it super spicy!

here we have like all kind of sauces

the meat, the tofu, the tare sauce and some Niwa

and the chili peppers

so, let's see how the result will be! we open the tofu

then we have here some garlic

we are cutting it

so, now we're ready!

we cut also the tofu

and once the water boils, we put the tofu inside

in your opinion, would I be capable in cooking chinese dishes?

we will discover it in this episode of Sebastiano in Asia

it's not obligatory to boil the tofu

but my friend said that the tofu will be more soft, if you boil it

so, if you prefer more hard tofu you don't need to put it in the boiling water,

but if you want that a soft tofu, I recommend to boil it in warm water because it's better in my opinion.

chinese knifes cut very well!

my friend said I can't do it!

in reality it's not true, it's only that I like to cut them in a different way

so, that each tofu piece is original

because in my opinion you need to be original in life!

so, now our tofu is ready

see it's soft

like this it tastes like nothing

but we will add some other things.

we clean the pan, we turn the gas on

and we're ready for the sauce!

you put the oil

he said that chinese dishes contain a lot of oil

yes, you use oil a lot in chinese cuisine

our little dog is also here

we are cooking!

isn't he cute?

good, let's continue!

we put the meat with this smiley face!

some oil reached me

well, we have the fire under the pan, so I recommend to buy my song Fire on iTunes

and also on Spotify and Amazon, just a little advertising!

you need to know that this ladle did buy 5 CD's of fire, so you should also do it!

see? the meat did already changed color.

we are cutting the chili pepper

the rice is ready!

you put the garlic inside!

why are you laughing^^

some ginger

I didn't knew that you put also ginger in the mabu tofu

I'm going away from here, it's dangerous!

you will see this cooking video from far away!

because it's risky!

good, let the garlic roast

we put this mistery sauce, that is super spicy

well, it has inside some cilli peppers and

the mix of all these sauces!

the smell is soo good!

now we add the meat

like this

it smells like mabu tofu! good!

I'm super convinced that after this video I will partecipate at MasterChef

but with my partners, not alone...

now we put the niwa

you can also put it earlier inside

and also the cilli peppers

nice hair - like Beyonce! ^^

and then the niwa

now you add the tofu

they look like marshmellows, but they aren't

now this is a little bit difficult, because you need to let the sauce act on the tofu

without ruining the tofu

because they taste better like this.

Now you can add also some water,

it will be better.

It smells so good, this is by far my favourite chinese dish

I need to say that it's difficult to find a good one

here they do it like in every chinese restaurant

it's not so expensive, but sometimes it's difficult to find a good one!

now we add some chinese black pepper

look at this

Then you put some Sichuan oil

not to much, because it's super spicy!

they usually add one more sauce, but it was finished

you also want to try our mabu tofu?

let's try it as good chef, so that I can give my opinion!

the idea was very good, but your execution wasn't the best one!

it is below my expectations

no, I'm joking! it's delicious!

look how much rice arrived!

there is written that it's made with love by the farmers

and that they're super proud of this rice!

10 kilos of rice from Hokkaido

our dog is so happy right now!

and to complete our mabo tofu

we cut some negi!

good this is the final result!

I already tried it and it's soo good and super spicy!

it's very easy to prepare

and also not that expensive, I recommend to try it!

See you tomorrow with another video always at 2pm (GMT+1) and write in the comments if you liked this video about asian cuisine

leave a like and share it with all of your friends!

For more infomation >> Mabo Tofu Recipe - Cooking with Sebastiano Serafini - Duration: 8:06.

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CALVIN SAVES CHRISTMAS | Introducing Elfie *With Subtitles* - Duration: 7:40.

Ah ha, gonna rape me some Christmas.

Gonna destroy Hanukkah too.

Man, what a lovely day it is out here

I'm out saving the worlds, the universes

And uh, Christmas is coming up. I just wish it was snowing Bobby

Ugh, not good you know because Christmas it's suppose to snow but look at this...

Dude it is literally like, raining.

It's trasha dasha.

I don't know but, I said last month that there's danger coming

But, it ain't coming yet buuuuub

I guess we just gotta wait and see

Hopefully it does come

AHAH WOOOOOO

Are you sure you are ready for this because there is another one of you here too?

Alright.

We are gonna do it.

We're gonna rape this kid's Christmas.

It's finally happening man.

We're gonna rape Christmas

We're gonna take over, gonna go kill them all...

and destroy them!

You ready?

You ready to do this?

Ohno...

I gotta warn Calvin!

[Weird Evil Laugh]

CALVIN!

They're here!

They're here, it's finally happening?

They're taking over Christmas!

I knew it was coming, I told everyone and they did not believe me

I heard about it and came straight to you Calvin.

We gotta go right now!

It's me motherf@ckers

And we are gonna end Christmas...

Thanks to me and my new buddy...

EVIL CALVIN!

It can't be Calvin

How is that possible?

My god, Calvin...

We're not gonna let this happen, you know...

Yes, "We" are!

No.

You're not taking it over!

You're not stopping Christmas bub.

Me and my buddy, EVIL CALVIN...

is gonna end Christmas for both of you.

*Evil Calvin Laugh*

Y'all might try to take over Christmas but...

I'm not letting it happen!

*Sword Cling*

[Music]

This is what you get...

For trying to take over Christmas...

[Music]

You're not the real Calvin!

I made copies like I did to Calvin...

There's millions of me...

You'll have to kills us all to save Christmas!

[Dramatic Reveal Music]

Calvin!

There's so many!

Oh my god!

Oh my god...

There's so many of them.

What are we gonna do?

We gotta kill them, Calvin.

There's to many, but we've gotta kill them.

Save Christmas!

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

[EPIC GUNSHOT]

Well...

Elfie, take the gun...

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

[Guts spilling out]

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

[Stabbing sound]

Calvin...

There's so many!

[Blood dripping]

[Gunshot]

[Gunshot]

Dude you did good job there Bobby...

[Stabbing sound]

[Blood pouring out]

Outta ammo...

[Gun Reloading]

[Gunshot]

You're never gonna stop us...

we will end Christmas...

No you're not...

Today Christmas, tomorrow Hanukkah...

We will end all of it...

You will not win this fight...

You will die...

Or we will die trying.

Nobody is gonna stop our Christmas.

Nobody, nobody will.

I will live...

FOREVER!!!!

You are not gonna do anything today.

[Stabbing sound]

[Dying grunts]

[Gunshot]

We saved Christmas.

Yes we did, Calvin.

I knew this was coming a month ago...

I told everyone, they didn't believe me...

Now look where we are.

We did it.

We saved Christmas!

You know what...

I think we should go celebrate...

Lets go get some chewbacker

[Calvin speaking his language]

AHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HeHaha

[Music]

For more infomation >> CALVIN SAVES CHRISTMAS | Introducing Elfie *With Subtitles* - Duration: 7:40.

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12 Days of Christmas: Partridge in a Pear Tree (cc) - Duration: 4:18.

Merry Christmas, can we all go back to sleep now? I'm very tired.

oops I keep knocking the tree.

Bells Tolling

Hi guys, I'm Shelly and welcome to the 12 days of Christmas.

It's Christmas Day woohooo... Have you opened all your presents?

Are you asleep on the sofa yet? Is your granddad snoring? Throw things at him, it's fun.

Welcome to my new plan, which is to do 12 videos about the 12 days of Christmas.

Because it's Christmas Day and officially that is when the 12 days of Christmas, start.

No, the 12 days before Christmas or not the 12 days of Christmas.

I'm saying that rather a lot... I've done a bit of research on this.

And it seems, that the 12 days of Christmas, actually come from Christmas onward into the New Year.

They're not the 12 days before, which is actually Advent.

I say I've done research, I've wikipedia'd and googled and done the best that I can.

So, if I'm getting this wrong, don't have a go at me pretty please....

I made a plan, I'm making loads of videos I'm going with it

So on these 12 days that are Christmas...

There is a song to go with it, and day 1, is..

'On the 1st day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me, a Partridge in a Pear Tree'

Why you would do that? I'm gonna find out... I am going to look at the 12 days of Christmas,

the different verses, and find out these stories behind them.

Why they are what they are? Because, to be honest, it bugs the hell out of me.

So let's begin at the beginning. The 12 Days of Christmas Caroly/Song that it is now.

First started off our children's rhyum, in 1780

And it was about giving elaborate presents to your loved ones.

It's thought originally to be a French nursery rhyme, but the first published, written down version, was actually in London.

In the very early editions of the song, the word ON. So, On the 1st day of...

On the 2nd day, and On and On and a lot of On's...

It wasn't actually in the song, it seems we have added that over time.

In Scotland there is a similar rhyme, and it's called Yule Days. But it has 13 days instead of 12.

So whether we just lost our 13th day or whether they added one because they're just so epic.

It's also said that the song has Christianity basis,

So each verse represents something inside Christianity.

For example the Partridge in a Pear Tree, which we have today.

It's said to be Jesus, sitting in the tree mother to all, or father to all I suppose depending on which gender you decide to prefer.

As a decoy to predators down on the ground,

that are trying to kill, said partridges children.

So trying to kill Jesus's disciples. He's up in the tree going 'look at me' while all his people run off in the other direction.

To buy Partridges nowadays, will cost you about £40 quid.

So as a first present, not too bad.

But as we go along, this true love is going to have to fork out quite a lot of dough,

Towards their said, beloved.

Originally I'm guessing, A Partridge in a Pear Tree in layman's terms, just basically means...

I'll give you a Partridge and I'll stick it in your Tree........ Which could you know be taken as innuendo.

To be honest, besides the Christianity tale,

I could not find any reason why a Partridge is in the Pear tree.

Except to go woohoo look over here and don't you know shoot my kids.

So you know Merry Christmas!

It is quite traditional here in the UK, to have a hunt on Christmas Day.

I myself am not for that, in fact I'm quite against it. And there is a fox hunting ban in place.

But who's to say it won't come back again.

That is what the Ladies and Lords, did in the afternoon.

Where the rest of us fall asleep, in front of the telly watching Doctor Who.

Having their nap, you know playing a board game. The Well-To-Do people in England,

like to go and shoot things. So that's worrying!

Anyway I hope you guys good, I hope you guys have had a great Christmas.

Or are currently having, a great Christmas or having a nice little snooze on the sofa.

I'm in the onesie I'm ready for Christmas!

Wake me up when Doctor Who starts. I hope you guys are good, a very merry Christmas to all of you.

I will see you guys tomorrow for '2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree'

Bye.....

'We wish you a Merry Christmas,

We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a snowy new Year'

I wonder what Stitch would do with a Christmas tree??? Probably try to eat it!

They really should do a Stitch Christmas, because that will be hilarious.

For more infomation >> 12 Days of Christmas: Partridge in a Pear Tree (cc) - Duration: 4:18.

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EASIEST CHOCOLATE MOUSSE RECIPE EVER!!! - Duration: 4:00.

welcome to my channel

today I'm going to make something that will change your life

no probably not

one day you might have woken up and realized you wanted to eat

chocolate mousse

but you were really lazy to make it

there wasn't any at home

if you are that that lazy mofo sitting over there well I have the solution for you

basically the easiest chocolate mousse recipe I know of because I made it

it's really easy

you don't need heavy cream

butter

sugar

no bricks

you don't need oranges no bananas needed

no chicken

Basically very simple

this chocolate mousse only has two ingredients

chocolate and moose

I mean egg chocolate and egg that's basically it

1 egg because it's for 1 person

30 grams of chocolate

heat the chocolate in the electromagnetic radiation device

also known as microwave

for 30 seconds a time give it a stir and repeat until it's fully melted

now separate the egg whites and yolk

this is a really good exercise to train your muscles

look at that perfect

whip the egg whites until stiff

I'm going to make.. urgh..do the famous test

will it drop or will it not

you win

add the egg yolks and melted chocolate to the egg whites

fold it in until it looks like dog poo

hmmm... canine mammalian excrement

let it set in the fridge for at least 3-4 hours

let's see let's see if it's ready it is ready so here's the finished result

it doesn't drop

this serving contains 250 calories

subscribe like and comment down

below thank you for watching bye

For more infomation >> EASIEST CHOCOLATE MOUSSE RECIPE EVER!!! - Duration: 4:00.

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Noël 2017 - Duration: 1:30.

For more infomation >> Noël 2017 - Duration: 1:30.

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もしあなたがポーランド人だったら Gdybyś był POLAKIEM - Duration: 4:30.

What if you were born Polish?

What if you were born in Poland

Not in Japan but in Poland

Not in Japan

Not high buildings in Shijuku or Shibuya

Perhaps you'd live in the second world's biggest vodka drinkers country

"This is Absinthe, vodka and mint"

Maybe you'd be unemployed like 20% registrated people in 2003

"Maybe there will be some job offers for me"

Maybe you would be armred with machetes

"This is the neighbor place"

Maybe you'd be more collective than the Japanese

Maybe you'd go wrong and practice fighting

Maybe you'd watch football and wait for opportunity to start a riot

You'd wear tracksuit a most of the times

"Hey you..."

"Wanna get chopped?"

You'd know lot of swears about your neighbor

Maybe there would be a anti-thief national alert week

You'd be born in one of the aging societies in Europe

A carp would be a fish for christmass eve, killed in your bathtub

Good sushi would cost you 25% of your monthly earnings

And Japanese meals would be exotic delicacies

Maybe you'd like to cook Japanese food

Maybe you'd be half-Polish, half-Japanese

Maybe you'd be into Japanese heavy metal music

Maybe you'd study Japanese

STUDY JAPANESE!!

Poland, so stoned and drunken

My home coutry, or yours?

It's good that I am Japanese

Or is it true?

Passions to your hobbies

Jealous

Fashion? Just wear as you like

This fashion is not that bad

Funny?

Not funny?

You like it, right?

You would practice hard to make your parents proud

You go out for drinks with friends, well not that much as in Poland

You're shy to approach the girl you like

"Hello..."

"Happy birthday"

You would like to play in a band in a cafe bar

You miss those who left your life

Oh it's the same in Japan

Or it's totally different

different

different

It seems we are completely different, or maybe not at all

Probably we're all standing on the same foundations

With different destiny, different shape

It's up to you, you are creating your own history

If I were born in Poland

I would be alcoholic

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