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Waching daily Dec 5 2017

Hey bitches welcome back to my channel and first I'm gonna try to give this video without any

Tongue twisters because that has been happening every time I've tried to record it and - I would like to ask everyone to please

Subscribe to my vlog channel, which is the top of the list down below?

It would be greatly appreciated, and I am doing vlogmas and I've stuck to every day so far which is

My goal to do all 25 days, and I heard that vlogmas

It's actually supposed to start after

Thanksgiving and you're not supposed to wait till the person December so I guess I ought to wait till next year to do that because

I totally missed the bucket boat

Oh that one, but if you do please subscribe to be greatly appreciated and let's get into this video at first

I would I'm gonna make this video because I figured it would piss a lot of people off and people have very passionate fans out

There and they come to other people's videos, and they won't even watch your video

And they'll just hear something about it

And they will automatically comment something negative towards you which I'm gonna do a whole video reading hate comments

I think it's hilarious that I haven't done one yet because guys I get

the funniest ones ever that's not what this video is about this video is about how your favorite youtubers are lying to you and

This does involve patreon

I know a lot of people have made videos regarding patreon, and how they feel about it

But I only wanted to give you guys my two cents because I've only come across a handful of

People that I would actually pay to see if I would pay to see them at all and that's Trisha Paytas and Shannon Rosen

That's not me kissing ass at all

That's because Trisha Paytas is very flamboyant and sexual and she

Talks about sex so she needs to make money off of that if her videos are gonna get dumontet so that she needs to make

Money off of it and shannon grows as well because she does story times about porn and all of that raunchy stuff

Which is why I actually subscribed to him in the first place because I fucking love videos like that

But you have channels like wow presents

And if you don't know what wow presents is it's basically like a channel with a bunch of drag queens from RuPaul's Drag Race

they do tooten boot with Raja and Ravan they had milks legendary looks and I think

But some of the transformations with James and James which I love now

Do you remember when it was like?

Oh my god gay

People are getting demonetized on YouTube gay people can't put certain keywords gay people can't do this gay. Gay. Gay gay gay

well

I fucking do I remember it because it happened to me a lot of people are still milking that and well presents' has taken it

Upon themselves to create their own out, which one. I want to say before anything. I think it's fucking great

I think it's great thinking with an app, and I I think it's great that people are gonna pay for content

But here's what's fucking wrong with it

They fucking have taken everything that is free off of their channel and put it on to this app

now a lot of their subscribers are

Demographic from 13 to 18 so a lot of those kids don't have fucking

399 a month and mommy and daddy aren't gonna pay 399 a month now. I don't know the numbers that are going for their app

But I mean one. I hope it's good. It'll been successful, but they took milks thing off of there

They took basically everything. I think win that own show with Trixie and Katya left

It's when they decided to like overcharge everything so what they do on their channel is they upload fucking previews

It's a minute long preview every day

And you can read the comment you guys you can read the comments underneath and no one's fucking happy about it nobody wants to paint

The shit that they had for free what they should have done

Is let the free shit, maybe taking a few things off

But let the free shit got their new segments with Valentina and all those girls and charge for that

but also had extra content from the shows that they had for free on there because then people wouldn't be in such an uproar and

People wouldn't be pissed about having to pay for shit

That was sprayed before and I understand that they probably have to pay those people

But I mean this is not like a movie production that you guys get what I'm saying, but a lot of youtubers are also saying

If you guys wanna get into my private life

Where I'm like taking a shit and all this first of all you guys

This is why I'll never have a patreon because let's have some real chocolate just put my hand on my knee like this

Let's that's some real talk

I would never have a patreon because what I do

And I'm very vocal about this what I do right here where I sit in front of my camera

And I talk bullshit with you guys should not cost anything it shouldn't now I'm not doing all these sexual story times

But I'm gonna get Dee monetized and trust me I have been hit with the D monetization

But I don't cry and bitch about it

Because you always have to have your hand in a different jar and have a different for something like forms of income

That's common

Sense you can't rely on just YouTube toward that because some videos you can have like 10,000 views on it

And you'll make like three dollars another video you have

15,000 you made $200 it's very different, so you can't just rely on YouTube at all

But a reason I won't have patreon is because as I said what I sit here in do

I'm not editing with a green screen

I'm not basically putting pictures all over popping up things all this editing time I sit down a record for you guys

Sometimes I edit them

They're just straight up because I don't have anything

I want to edit out of it

so I don't need you shot to pay for that and a lot of these youtubers really think that you should and

They're giving you such bullshit reasons why I can't afford to eat get a job

Get a fucking job. Okay, because unless you are like a Trisha penis never you know when you start making good money

I heard is like when you have like a hundred thousand subscribers because then you get basically a certain amount of views each video

So you can kind of live off of that?

But I mean you can't quit your job you have to have other forms of income you to be creative you have to actually

Do something so I've seen so many fucking youtubers sit down and be like you know

YouTube isn't what it was and I'm not making as much money as it was

And these are some of these people are have like 500 cigars mind you

And they're like and you guys I don't know if I'm able to eat next week and blah this woe is me when did YouTube

Become the fucking begging central honest to god YouTube is such a fucking beggars fucking mark your place

I really think that that's what it's become like everyone has a condition

Everyone has a problem everyone has a reason why they can't eat and everyone has a reason why you should give them PayPal I've seen

youtubers with PayPal links in their fucking descriptions

What?

Are you fucking kidding? Me? It's thank you guys

Thank you

So a lot of youtubers actually and I'm not gonna name their names in this video because I'm not gonna call anyone out like that

But just watch for what it is because just go to their links listen to them and they talk about

patreon and if this is something that you want to subscribe to and something that you want to actually pay cuz you're that invested and

You want to support someone that's not a problem

I'm not coming for you at all, but when you spend your money make sure it's going to something good

And you're actually getting quality content, and you're actually getting

Something that's worth the money. They're trying to charge

That's all I'm saying

But definitely check out some of the youtubers with a PayPal in

Their fucking description and some of the fucking youtubers that are pretending the videos are gonna be able to eat next week because YouTube

Get a fucking job and stop being fucking lazy

At least be creative and find different ways to fucking come out with with fucking money

Which reminds me everyone which lucky reminds me Merry Christmas bitches is down in the description now. You don't have to get one

I'm not begging you to get one, but if you want money

I'm just saying it's really comfortable, and it's affordable so that's just that but I would never have a patreon

I would never have a PayPal link and

Thank you very much, because I don't deserve one because I'm not that fucking interesting

So I love you guys please subscribe to my vlog channel

Which is listed down below as I said at the beginning this video?

I love you, and I'll see you guys in my next one. Bye

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STORYTIME: GETTING UNWANTED NUDES (FUNNY) - Duration: 4:13.

I'm so pale it's in -- it's incredible

It's incredible how pale I am

* intro music*

hey guys it's amanda and welcome back to my channel

today i'm doing a storytime

I don't do many of these um so

Sit your ass down , it's gunna be good

this story time is about the good stuff

The good stuff, yes i mean the nudes

the nudes , the good stuff, all that junk shit yeah

we're gunna talk about that

so, i don't know if any of you could relate with me but

sometimes i feel like you're just scrolling through your phone

on snapchat you get a little snap from someone that usually doesn't snap you

or you don't really know who they are, and you open it

and you're like ou what'd they say, and you open it

and it's a picture of someones junk

that you just don't wanna see like, i'm, i'm sitting on the metro

i'm sitting in the bus, i'm sitting in class god damn it

like, i'm not trynna see your good stuff okay

and let me tell you

that stuff aint that good

yeah this is just like a video talking about unwanted nudes

aye um

i dont know if anyone can relate to me but i get some unwanted stuff

from both girls and boys, mostly boys but some girls

um, and it's just like, sis whatcha doing, why you why why why

why are you sending me that shit like I

don't want to see what you look like under your clothes, like please if you're gunna send me

a picture , please have some pants and some shirts on okay?

double them, have three pants have three shirts, i don't wanna see you without anything

because, frankly, i don't really give a fuck

what you look like and what your stuff looks like

um, so keep that behind the closed doors

i don't know what to say but um it's so frustrating

when you're literally doing stuff, you're in public, there are people next to me

and i'm opening up an unwanted nude

and what makes me laugh the most is when it's the same people

sometimes i get people that have sent me unwanted stuff and i was like

i answered them, and i was like fuck you or like i don't want that or thanks but no thanks

and they just keep doing it, so i leave them on read and they keep sending it so i block them

and then they're like oh why did you block me

like sis, why do you think so

i don't know it's just like so weird because I

don't know why people think that it's okay to just send you something

that you never asked for

um , yeah

this story time I guess, um

i'm gunna tell you about a story when i opened up something on the bus

um,it was really weird

um, i was sitting on the bus and this person that lives in my city

snapchatted me , and I don't talk to them so I thought it was just something like random

and, um, I was thinking to myself , should I open it? Should I not?

and I was like hey, what's it gunna be? Their face? Like, I open it

and it is a picture of this persons dick and I'm like oh

oh, oh

I closed that shit and I was like honey, first of all that ain't cute second of all why the fuck

third of all, why

and, it's just like it doesn't make sense to me it really doesn't make sense

this video is all over the place i already know that

um, but the lesson of this video is

to keep your good stuff to yourself

beacause 1) it's not always good stuff for everyone

2) when people don't want them, don't send them

3) nobody likes an unwanted nude

so basically, that's the end of this video

i don't even know what the fuck that was

um, but i hope y'all dont send some unwanted shit because it is not fun to open

that and yeah, dont, dont , dont

like dont

if you guys enjoyed this, please give it a thumbs up and subscribe to me below

i will be posting more videos every single week

um, so join the fam , you know , my wonderful fam

that's, i don't even know, i don't know what im saying

yeah, if you enjoyed it please give it a big thumbs up , subscribe below and i'll see you next time

and remember, live life, don't think twice, i'm outta here

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A Christmas Carol | Stave 1 - Duration: 44:28.

STAVE ONE.

MARLEY'S GHOST.

Marley

was dead: to begin with.

There is no doubt whatever about that.

The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and

the chief mourner.

Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he chose

to put his hand to.

Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

Mind!

I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead

about a door-nail.

I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery

in the trade.

But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not

disturb it, or the Country's done for.

You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

Scrooge knew he was dead?

Of course he did.

How could it be otherwise?

Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years.

Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee,

his sole friend, and sole mourner.

And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent

man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.

The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to the point I started from.

There is no doubt that Marley was dead.

This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going

to relate.

If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there would

be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon

his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning

out after dark in a breezy spot—say Saint Paul's Churchyard for instance—literally

to astonish his son's weak mind.

Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name.

There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley.

The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley.

Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but

he answered to both names.

It was all the same to him.

Oh!

But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping,

scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!

Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret,

and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster.

The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek,

stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in

his grating voice.

A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin.

He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the

dog-days; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.

External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge.

No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him.

No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose,

no pelting rain less open to entreaty.

Foul weather didn't know where to have him.

The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet, could boast of the advantage over him

in only one respect.

They often "came down" handsomely, and Scrooge never did.

Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, "My dear Scrooge, how

are you?

When will you come to see me?"

No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was o'clock,

no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place,

of Scrooge.

Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would

tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as though they

said, "No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!"

But what did Scrooge care!

It was the very thing he liked.

To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its

distance, was what the knowing ones call "nuts" to Scrooge.

Once upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge sat

busy in his counting-house.

It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the

court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping

their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them.

The city clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already—it had not

been light all day—and candles were flaring in the windows of the neighbouring offices,

like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air.

The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that although

the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms.

To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might have thought

that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale.

The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open that he might keep his eye upon his clerk,

who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters.

Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked

like one coal.

But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room; and so

surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary

for them to part.

Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle; in

which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination, he failed.

"A merry Christmas, uncle!

God save you!" cried a cheerful voice.

It was the voice of Scrooge's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the

first intimation he had of his approach.

"Bah!" said Scrooge, "Humbug!"

He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's,

that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath

smoked again.

"Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew.

"You don't mean that, I am sure?"

"I do," said Scrooge.

"Merry Christmas!

What right have you to be merry?

What reason have you to be merry?

You're poor enough."

"Come, then," returned the nephew gaily.

"What right have you to be dismal?

What reason have you to be morose?

You're rich enough."

Scrooge having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said, "Bah!" again;

and followed it up with "Humbug."

"Don't be cross, uncle!" said the nephew.

"What else can I be," returned the uncle, "when I live in such a world of fools as

this?

Merry Christmas!

Out upon merry Christmas!

What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for

finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books

and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you?

If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry

Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake

of holly through his heart.

He should!"

"Uncle!" pleaded the nephew.

"Nephew!" returned the uncle sternly, "keep Christmas in your own way, and let

me keep it in mine."

"Keep it!"

repeated Scrooge's nephew.

"But you don't keep it."

"Let me leave it alone, then," said Scrooge.

"Much good may it do you!

Much good it has ever done you!"

"There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited,

I dare say," returned the nephew.

"Christmas among the rest.

But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from

the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be

apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the

only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one

consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they

really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on

other journeys.

And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,

I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"

The clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded.

Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished the last

frail spark for ever.

"Let me hear another sound from you," said Scrooge, "and you'll keep your Christmas

by losing your situation!

You're quite a powerful speaker, sir," he added, turning to his nephew.

"I wonder you don't go into Parliament."

"Don't be angry, uncle.

Come!

Dine with us to-morrow."

Scrooge said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did.

He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity

first.

"But why?"

cried Scrooge's nephew.

"Why?"

"Why did you get married?" said Scrooge.

"Because I fell in love."

"Because you fell in love!" growled Scrooge, as if that were the only one thing in the

world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas.

"Good afternoon!"

"Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened.

Why give it as a reason for not coming now?"

"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.

"I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?"

"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.

"I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute.

We have never had any quarrel, to which I have been a party.

But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour to the

last.

So A Merry Christmas, uncle!"

"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.

"And A Happy New Year!"

"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.

His nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding.

He stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who,

cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially.

"There's another fellow," muttered Scrooge; who overheard him: "my clerk, with fifteen

shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas.

I'll retire to Bedlam."

This lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had let two other people in.

They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge's

office.

They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed to him.

"Scrooge and Marley's, I believe," said one of the gentlemen, referring to his list.

"Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?"

"Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years," Scrooge replied.

"He died seven years ago, this very night."

"We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner," said

the gentleman, presenting his credentials.

It certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits.

At the ominous word "liberality," Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and handed the

credentials back.

"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up

a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision

for the Poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time.

Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common

comforts, sir."

"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?"

demanded Scrooge.

"Are they still in operation?"

"They are.

Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

"Both very busy, sir."

"Oh!

I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in

their useful course," said Scrooge.

"I'm very glad to hear it."

"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to

the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a

fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.

We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and

Abundance rejoices.

What shall I put you down for?"

"Nothing!"

Scrooge replied.

"You wish to be anonymous?"

"I wish to be left alone," said Scrooge.

"Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer.

I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry.

I help to support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough; and those who

are badly off must go there."

"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the

surplus population.

Besides—excuse me—I don't know that."

"But you might know it," observed the gentleman.

"It's not my business," Scrooge returned.

"It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other

people's.

Mine occupies me constantly.

Good afternoon, gentlemen!"

Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew.

Scrooge resumed his labours with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more facetious

temper than was usual with him.

Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links,

proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way.

The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at

Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours and

quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering

in its frozen head up there.

The cold became intense.

In the main street, at the corner of the court, some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes,

and had lighted a great fire in a brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys

were gathered: warming their hands and winking their eyes before the blaze in rapture.

The water-plug being left in solitude, its overflowings sullenly congealed, and turned

to misanthropic ice.

The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the

windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed.

Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant, with

which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale

had anything to do.

The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks

and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should; and even the little tailor,

whom he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for being drunk and bloodthirsty in

the streets, stirred up to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean wife and the

baby sallied out to buy the beef.

Foggier yet, and colder.

Piercing, searching, biting cold.

If the good Saint Dunstan had but nipped the Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such

weather as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then indeed he would have roared

to lusty purpose.

The owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold as bones are

gnawed by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with a Christmas carol:

but at the first sound of "God bless you, merry gentleman!

May nothing you dismay!"

Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled in terror,

leaving the keyhole to the fog and even more congenial frost.

At length the hour of shutting up the counting-house arrived.

With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the

expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.

"You'll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?" said Scrooge.

"If quite convenient, sir."

"It's not convenient," said Scrooge, "and it's not fair.

If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself ill-used, I'll be bound?"

The clerk smiled faintly.

"And yet," said Scrooge, "you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's wages

for no work."

The clerk observed that it was only once a year.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!" said Scrooge,

buttoning his great-coat to the chin.

"But I suppose you must have the whole day.

Be here all the earlier next morning."

The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl.

The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white

comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no great-coat), went down a slide

on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas

Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play at blindman's-buff.

Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all

the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker's-book, went home

to bed.

He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner.

They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so

little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when

it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out

again.

It was old enough now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the other

rooms being all let out as offices.

The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to grope with

his hands.

The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway of the house, that it seemed as

if the Genius of the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.

Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the

door, except that it was very large.

It is also a fact, that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence

in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man

in the city of London, even including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen,

and livery.

Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley, since

his last mention of his seven years' dead partner that afternoon.

And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having

his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate

process of change—not a knocker, but Marley's face.

Marley's face.

It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal

light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.

It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly

spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead.

The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide

open, they were perfectly motionless.

That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the

face and beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.

As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.

To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation

to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue.

But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted

his candle.

He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously

behind it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's

pigtail sticking out into the hall.

But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker

on, so he said "Pooh, pooh!" and closed it with a bang.

The sound resounded through the house like thunder.

Every room above, and every cask in the wine-merchant's cellars below, appeared to have a separate

peal of echoes of its own.

Scrooge was not a man to be frightened by echoes.

He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming

his candle as he went.

You may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six up a good old flight of stairs, or through

a bad young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you might have got a hearse up that

staircase, and taken it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall and the door

towards the balustrades: and done it easy.

There was plenty of width for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason why

Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom.

Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn't have lighted the entry too well, so you may

suppose that it was pretty dark with Scrooge's dip.

Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that.

Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it.

But before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right.

He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do that.

Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room.

All as they should be.

Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin

ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob.

Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging

up in a suspicious attitude against the wall.

Lumber-room as usual.

Old fire-guard, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.

Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked himself in, which

was not his custom.

Thus secured against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers,

and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel.

It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night.

He was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least

sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel.

The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago, and paved all round

with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures.

There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh's daughters; Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending

through the air on clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off

to sea in butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts; and yet that face

of Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed up

the whole.

If each smooth tile had been a blank at first, with power to shape some picture on its surface

from the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would have been a copy of old Marley's

head on every one.

"Humbug!" said Scrooge; and walked across the room.

After several turns, he sat down again.

As he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused

bell, that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten with a chamber

in the highest story of the building.

It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that as he looked,

he saw this bell begin to swing.

It swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly,

and so did every bell in the house.

This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour.

The bells ceased as they had begun, together.

They were succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person were dragging

a heavy chain over the casks in the wine-merchant's cellar.

Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as

dragging chains.

The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder, on

the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.

"It's humbug still!" said Scrooge.

"I won't believe it."

His colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door,

and passed into the room before his eyes.

Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, "I know him; Marley's

Ghost!" and fell again.

Marley's Ghost Marley's Ghost

The same face: the very same.

Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling,

like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head.

The chain he drew was clasped about his middle.

It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed it closely)

of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel.

His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat,

could see the two buttons on his coat behind.

Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never believed it

until now.

No, nor did he believe it even now.

Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he

felt the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture of the folded

kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was

still incredulous, and fought against his senses.

"How now!" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever.

"What do you want with me?"

"Much!"—Marley's voice, no doubt about it.

"Who are you?"

"Ask me who I was."

"Who were you then?" said Scrooge, raising his voice.

"You're particular, for a shade."

He was going to say "to a shade," but substituted this, as more appropriate.

"In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley."

"Can you—can you sit down?" asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him.

"I can."

"Do it, then."

Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent might

find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event of its being impossible,

it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation.

But the ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used

to it.

"You don't believe in me," observed the Ghost.

"I don't," said Scrooge.

"What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your senses?"

"I don't know," said Scrooge.

"Why do you doubt your senses?"

"Because," said Scrooge, "a little thing affects them.

A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats.

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment

of an underdone potato.

There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"

Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he feel, in his heart, by any

means waggish then.

The truth is, that he tried to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention,

and keeping down his terror; for the spectre's voice disturbed the very marrow in his bones.

To sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence for a moment, would play, Scrooge

felt, the very deuce with him.

There was something very awful, too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal

atmosphere of its own.

Scrooge could not feel it himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the Ghost

sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels, were still agitated as by the

hot vapour from an oven.

"You see this toothpick?" said Scrooge, returning quickly to the charge, for the reason

just assigned; and wishing, though it were only for a second, to divert the vision's

stony gaze from himself.

"I do," replied the Ghost.

"You are not looking at it," said Scrooge.

"But I see it," said the Ghost, "notwithstanding."

"Well!" returned Scrooge, "I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my

days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation.

Humbug, I tell you! humbug!"

At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and

appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself from falling

in a swoon.

But how much greater was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage round its

head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!

Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.

"Mercy!" he said.

"Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?"

"Man of the worldly mind!" replied the Ghost, "do you believe in me or not?"

"I do," said Scrooge.

"I must.

But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?"

"It is required of every man," the Ghost returned, "that the spirit within him should

walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that spirit goes not

forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death.

It is doomed to wander through the world—oh, woe is me!—and witness what it cannot share,

but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!"

Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.

"You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling.

"Tell me why?"

"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost.

"I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of

my own free will I wore it.

Is its pattern strange to you?"

Scrooge trembled more and more.

"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and length of the strong coil

you bear yourself?

It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago.

You have laboured on it, since.

It is a ponderous chain!"

Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded

by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see nothing.

"Jacob," he said, imploringly.

"Old Jacob Marley, tell me more.

Speak comfort to me, Jacob!"

"I have none to give," the Ghost replied.

"It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other

kinds of men.

Nor can I tell you what I would.

A very little more is all permitted to me.

I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere.

My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house—mark me!—in life my spirit never roved beyond

the narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!"

It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches

pockets.

Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now, but without lifting up his eyes, or

getting off his knees.

"You must have been very slow about it, Jacob," Scrooge observed, in a business-like

manner, though with humility and deference.

"Slow!" the Ghost repeated.

"Seven years dead," mused Scrooge.

"And travelling all the time!"

"The whole time," said the Ghost.

"No rest, no peace.

Incessant torture of remorse."

"You travel fast?" said Scrooge.

"On the wings of the wind," replied the Ghost.

"You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years," said Scrooge.

The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its chain so hideously in

the dead silence of the night, that the Ward would have been justified in indicting it

for a nuisance.

"Oh!

captive, bound, and double-ironed," cried the phantom, "not to know, that ages of

incessant labour by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into eternity before

the good of which it is susceptible is all developed.

Not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may

be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness.

Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused!

Yet such was I!

Oh!

such was I!"

"But you were always a good man of business, Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now began

to apply this to himself.

"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again.

"Mankind was my business.

The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were,

all, my business.

The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"

It held up its chain at arm's length, as if that were the cause of all its unavailing

grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground again.

"At this time of the rolling year," the spectre said, "I suffer most.

Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise

them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode!

Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me!"

Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, and began to

quake exceedingly.

"Hear me!"

cried the Ghost.

"My time is nearly gone."

"I will," said Scrooge.

"But don't be hard upon me!

Don't be flowery, Jacob!

Pray!"

"How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell.

I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day."

It was not an agreeable idea.

Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration from his brow.

"That is no light part of my penance," pursued the Ghost.

"I am here to-night to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my

fate.

A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer."

"You were always a good friend to me," said Scrooge.

"Thank'ee!"

"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

"Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.

"It is."

"I—I think I'd rather not," said Scrooge.

"Without their visits," said the Ghost, "you cannot hope to shun the path I tread.

Expect the first to-morrow, when the bell tolls One."

"Couldn't I take 'em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?"

hinted Scrooge.

"Expect the second on the next night at the same hour.

The third upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate.

Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed

between us!"

When it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, and bound

it round its head, as before.

Scrooge knew this, by the smart sound its teeth made, when the jaws were brought together

by the bandage.

He ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in

an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.

The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, the window raised itself

a little, so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open.

It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did.

When they were within two paces of each other, Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning

him to come no nearer.

Scrooge stopped.

Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand, he became

sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings

inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory.

The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated

out upon the bleak, dark night.

Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity.

He looked out.

The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and

moaning as they went.

Every one of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments)

were linked together; none were free.

Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives.

He had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron

safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman

with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step.

The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human

matters, and had lost the power for ever.

Ghosts of Departed Usurers

Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he could not tell.

But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had been when he

walked home.

Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered.

It was double-locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed.

He tried to say "Humbug!" but stopped at the first syllable.

And being, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse

of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour,

much in need of repose; went straight to bed, without undressing, and fell asleep upon the

instant.

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