I'm gonna hack this game right now
I'm gonna put a reticle on the screen
tape
scissors
there we go I've got a reticle
yep
perfect
OOOHH! he vomited in my face
just what I always wanted
"actions speak louder than words"
(bangs desk like a frustrated unspecified person)
(this guy's strong)
(poor keyboard) *cry
"I'm really bad at video games"
(drops most expensiveest Dell keyboard in the world)
I'd say that one's plausible ** not a Yandere Simulator Myth
♯ dun dun dun-a-lun-dun-a-lun dun dun ♯
♯ dun-a-lun-dun-a-lun dun dun ♯
♯ blem blem blem blem blem blem ♯
♯ blem blem blem blem blem blem ♯
♯ la la la la la la ♯ (in super high pitch. don't dis my singing. I kill u!)
♯ gonna chop your butt-butt ♯
oh I thought you were gonna spin
that's why I didn't chop your butt, girl--
--guy
is it a girl or guy?
I don't know either way--
I wouldn't do you
I can't even read that shit
"middle of night"
"gonna die"
Smiley face ㋛
(super realistic KNIFE sound effects)
(feelin da beat)
(yup. he likes kanifus)
(I have a bad feeling about this)
(knife motorboat)
(knife metal music)
(Carcass' Heartwork remixed by AzzMan with awesome knife sound effects)
(Is AzzMan a headbanger?)
yep
okay
now that we have a headache and some nice music
let us
go and do some methodical exploration
I'm looting dead bums
I had fallen on my back and Gonta was right above me
breathing hard
(um)
(WTF)
he was.. uh.. raised by wolves
so he got to sound like a wolf
(r u okay?)
wut
no that's a pervert's breathing
sorry I get the two mixed up all the time
get along with everyone else even though they're 3D
"Okay" in Japanese
"EEEE-AWWW" (immitates Oka Ruto)
I didn't tell you to be a donkey
someone got killed and there was no scream!
I told her to get along with everyone
(shock awe. Why you such a bad actor?)
Is that her version of "getting along"?
so this is my fault?
there was is an incident of school resulting in
people getting along too well where they stabbed each other to death
I was chopping when he was chopping
I guess an axe always beats
a little Bastard Sword
if only my sword had two married parents
today we have the exclusive privilege
of meeting with a real-life
Yanderrrr
ヤンデレ (Yandere)
Young Dairy
ヤンデレ (Yandere)
Young Dilly
ヤンデレ (Yandere)
Yun Daily
ヤンデレ (Yandere)
Yan..... Dairy?
(y u so stoopid)
(I think he gonna die)
oh they've gone back to work
these guys are such diligent workers aren't they
that's how you keep your panties warm
put them on your face and then you can
breathe for them that way when you put them on
your vagina doesn't get freezing cold
dude
u da bomb
"what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"
(what a dum bichhhh)
(showoff)
Nah, it's the same
okay we're doing good
doing good
no we're not
(y u laff. U liek dyin'?)
doing okay
doing okay
leave the light on
I like paying really high
electricity power bills
WUT
such happy music
♯ ready for death ♯
♯ ready to die ♯
♯ yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna die ♯
hey fellas
close the door
and let's put our finger in the socket
nope didn't work
we need the spoon to do that right
that's how you electrocute yourself
you get the spoon
shove it in the plug
Mino-Den Dual
Uchiga-ba-gaba-gaga-ba
it's very good
look how familiar I am with it
I'm very familiar with it
I don't show it much respect
ohhh look at the bulge in his pants
is it skewed to the side
his balls look crushed
I think that's why
he's
kind of a bit annoyed
I wonder if that shop sells bacon
this place confusing
I'm not used to hanging out in mines
"the water kind of gross but I'm using a lot of soap"
why is it gross?
do I live in a city without any fresh running water?
is it pumped out of a well with a dead girl inside?
it's too confusing I clicked on the wrong person
go away!
(AzzMan is a pussy confirmed)
"there's a monster coming from the hole"
which hole?
this whole thing's a hole
this whole thing is a hole (homonym jokes are fun)
I don't know what happened
all the lights are off
BOO SUKAZZZ!
(I think he pooped a little)
(Azz likes poop jokes?)
I don't know what I'm meant to do
WEEEEEE
let's get some air freshmen here dude
you're farting too much
"first-o kiss-a"
"ah"
"ug. he-he-he"
"he-he-he" (imitating Evil AzzMan)
does my saliva taste like holy water?
I was just kissing a High Priestess
♯ do-do-do-do do do do-do ♯
it's just like a dance
a prom dance
with a really-really ugly girl
you just want to keep your distance
you know
are you dead?
die!
yeah!
whee!
oh thanks
"dash" did help
(UTTER DESPAIR STRIKES!!!!)
what the fu--K
I thought he was dead
he wasn't dead when he died
you can't rest in peace and make me rest in peace at the same time
you cheating game
♯ bump-ba-dump ba-bump ba-dump bump bum ♯
♯ asshole's coming asshole's coming ♯
yeah he's an asshole because he farts a lot
gas
he got bad gas
that's why so angry
you ever had really bad gas?
it's painful
that's what this guy's problem is
that is a fun picture
it's a monster checking out our "oppais"
"oh my god"
"look at those things"
"I would so devour them with some...
...... (the sound of ghosts groaning seems to disturb AzzMan, interrupting his train of thought)
tomato sauce"
Uh... we're getting closer
almost there
oooooo bu-bu
quaky-gwakud-BhAAA!
(is us in pains?)
(100% genuine laughter)
ahhhhhhh
gee-ga-ge-ba-da
(he sounds constipated now)
so close
oh-oh
oh
ah!
OHHHHHH BABY!
(girly whimper)
"What does everyone think about us having lunch together?" (Rabi the rabbit asks in Japanese)
oh come on
we don't want to eat carrots
but sure
whatever
let's it's all eat carrots for lunch
come on guys the carrots are getting cold
oh wait
carrots are getting...
rotten
I hope it was carrot cake
I would have been happy with that
that's the kind of carrots that I like
I need another log guys
give me a log so I can get up to your side of the village
it's like there's lots of partying going on there
lots of fireworks and crap
Coconuts I'm spoken to you in a very long time
"whimper whimper whine"
oh that's why I don't talk with her
cuz she always whines it tells me not to look at her
hello Mr. Frankenstein
bye bye Mr. Frankenstein
(ghost groaning and crying)
awww I hurt his feelings
why am i knocking all the trees down?
am I trying to build it dam?
am I a beaver?
is this another girl that made a contract with the Devil?
she said "I want to fly"
and I--
"I want 'ha-ha's that hurt people"
oh, you're not spoiled you're just stupid
I need your help
tell me about food
do you like licking wounds?
はい Hai
"Russian tea loaded with jam"
hmmmmm
if you can't give me some ointment
and good stuff like that
at least try to kiss it better
(alien tentacle slug sploshing sounds)
very sloppy
let's carry on
(can't touch that!)
oh fine you could do that one
whatever
we'll do one each
how do you how you like
you got lightning I got purple shit on my sword
purple shit's always better than lightning
なんだい (nundai?) (What is it?)
"nun-die"
who's gonna die?
Nandai?
what the?!
do-do do-do
What the?!
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO!
(farting tractor sounds)
(I just don't know anymore)
oh yeah here we go
SURPRISE MUTHUFUKA!
a different one
I got a different one--
I don't--
wut
(r u fwustwated?)
nope
(NPC says something Japanese that sounds like "pussy")
yea I'm a pussy
I do a special roll
it's the pussy roll
(imitating Sal)
(perfectly)
I don't quite believe you
oh what da fuk?!
what?
where is that meant to go from there?
what the--I don't understand
I was meant to bounce back
um... I won't jump forward or next time
I was like "well there's nothing to go forward to"
"so I'll jump on top of the boss's mouth and let him eat me"
"that sounds like a good plan"
"yes"
OH!
(ded)
look at this guy down there
"ouuuh?"
"what happened?"
"It's raining men hallelujah"
"the only disability in life is a bad attitude"
well I have a fucking bad attitude
why can't I park in disability parking spaces?
(approving grunt)
I still don't get it
"the water's kind of gross...
...but that's what golden showers are
shaving foam time
you guys are so mean
come on I hope that dick dies
come on die dick
die dick
(smack)
ah!
(whack)
(quack)
get away!
I can't throw and back-up at the same time
I'm so inept
I should be a woman so I can multitask better
oh wow, he is so scary
pick words more carefully next time
otherwise I won't like you so much
my new girlfriend
ohhhh
is she crying
I don't know what's improper?
go away
you're just weird I don't understand you
what are you doing with the umbrella
I have an umbrella too
we have lots in common
let's not make babies
"stop-a" - Ebola Chan 2017
stop what?
"first-o kiss something-something-something"
the first kiss and I got ebola
I'm so unlucky
ug
luk at dat butt
oh shhhh
I shouldn't'a kicked the bucket
that's what happens when you kick the bucket
you end up kicking the bucket
with a samurai's sword in your neck
I want to insult you actually
(a woman protesting too much)
it didn't seem to have any effect on you at all
you didn't seem to care at all
that's why you look so
grum- (AH!!!) -py beep beep
put out the lights you super ugly
don't worry about that
harmless mistake
I often get mistaken as a woman
I think I'd much rather be
very nimble and very quick
and have a really-really long dick
than
being
full of defence and heavy
fine oh just read the blog or watch Yandere Dev's update videos
ah yes that wise choice
it's always best to spoil the Final Boss
before the game is fully developed
(LIT MUSIK)
(u so naaaaasty)
dude I'm gonna rock your world
I don't know I'm confused what
thundere. wut?
I can't put him in a little cubbyhole
actually I can put him in a pigeonhole
I can pigeonhole him
(why u laf? dat not PC!)
because he's so tiny
"I saw him" - NPC with scummy London accent
I saw him
I swear
tell mummy
she'll be hap- pleased with me
and bake me some pottige pie (WTF is pottige pie, Azz?)
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