Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 12, 2017

Waching daily Dec 7 2017

Hello, hello!

It's Vlogmas Day 6!

And TODAY...

[Snaps]

I'm gonna share with you some things that are on my Amazon Wish List!!

This video is inspired by Rikki Poynter who did this yesterday, so...

Like I told her, I thought, "This is a really fun getting-to-know-you exercise" so...

Let's start.

Okay, so I try to keep my list organized by category, like... shops at a mall or aisles

at the store.

And I have about 7 categories.

1) Stickers

2) Disability... related stuff

3) Clothes. And they should be from like top of the body to the bottom of the body.

4) Accessories... uh usually includes sunglasses, key chains, enamel pins, bags, and make up.

5) Entertainment, uh, that'd be movies, books, toys...

6) Tech. Mostly YouTube related stuff and possibly disability related, like Echo, um, which is voice

control tech.

7) Home. So that's stuff like furniture, wall art, decor.

So starting up at the stickers I have a rainbow Accessibility Matters sticker and

an Annie Elainey mermaid sticker.

I love stickers, I collect them, uh, but I actually, have way too much in anxiety to actually stick

them anywhere, so I just keep them all in a box forever, actually.

Same with a lot of temporary tattoos which I sometimes use to cover up bruises if I'm

going out somewhere.

Then disability related stuff I have a cool Vogmask, uh, supportive compression tights,

a self-heating neck wrap, and toe socks!

"Annie, why are toe socks in the disability category??"

[Snaps]

That's a good question, I'll tell you.

At home, I try and walk as much as I can, it's not a lot, every time I stand up my legs

start a 60 second timer before I go down again.

Walking barefoot hurts a lot so I wear these specifically arched, um, sandals and they help.

So that's the first part of the explanation.

Um...

The second part is that because of my dysautonomia, um, sometimes my feet get really cold...

That's the explanation.

Have you ever tried to wear socks and sandals before... the thong kind....

before?

It's not fun.

I need toe socks!!

Oh, and I also have a second wish list of just medical/EDS related stuff.

Ooh!

Clothes section has a lot of fun stuff like these metallic jackets, an EDS shirt, a Disability

is An Intersection shirt, Harry Potter apparel, lots of Harry Potter apparel, this tropical

button up, and a yellow skirt.

Accessories!

Okay, enamel pins really excite me, um, but particularly this poison apple!

I'm obsessed with it.

Story time, I've told it before but not on this channel so..

It's time.

Okay. Once my friend and I were chatting online and my obsession with Snow White art came

up again and my absolute admiration with the poison apple illustration, and I said,

"I don't even know why I'm so obsessed with this thing, I just love it!!"

And she said to me, "Well, you said when you were little you had a crush on the Evil Queen...

Right?"

"Yeah."

And then she gave me the analysis that would forever deepen my love for this damn poison

apple.

She said, "Well, there you go, maybe that's why you like the imagery so much.

The apple represents forbidden fruit or temptation..."

And I died.

This poison apple for me, me, may represent my experience with the forbidden-ness of being

queer youth.

[Body thuds onto bed]

So yeah, I really like that one.

Then there's the Still Alive blue ribbon, Tomboy Femme, and ooh!

I also really love this Expecto Patronum key chain.

Expecto Patronum is my favorite spell in Harry Potter for it's direct metaphor with fighting depression.

It...

It means "I expect protection" or "I expect a protector" and in order for it to work, um,

and repel the dementor which is just like pure darkness and sucks your very soul

until you no longer WANT to live. Does that sound familiar?

Um...

Yeah. In order to...

Defeat it, for the spell to work...

You have to fill yourself up with light, to think of your happiest memory

or thought.

Uh..

And so I hold that spell with me like a prayer, all the time.

Ahh!

Another poison apple.

This time in bag form.

Ahh!

Stop Kiss, the only lesbian play I got to experience in school.

Um...

And some cast productions of musicals I want; Sweeney, Phantom, Company, and Noises Off.

I've seen all of them but I want to OWN these, they are all beautiful.. and Noises Off is so funny!

Um, and I want to show them to guests when they're over.

Tech stuff is pretty self-explanatory, um, it's filming stuff for YouTube and my attempts at turning my room

into a Smart Room, uh, with Alexa and... [stops]

I thought I turned her on but she is unplugged right now!

Ugh and these storage benches.

I've been wanting one forever.

My room used to be set up more like a den then a bedroom and that's

really the way I like it.

I've never really enjoyed the vibe of a bedroom. That might be weird. I don't know.

I just. I don't-I don't vibe with it. It's a weird, almost cruel irony that I would

become chronically ill and would have to stay in bed all the time because I've never enjoyed having a real

bed in my room, aesthetically... in a- in a decoration way.

My favorite version of my room was when I had a

2 person loveseat, um, and a futon that I kept in couch position at all times so

the 2 seats formed an L shape against the walls. And then there was the TV and basically it

looked like a social space.

Right? Like an L form of a seats, a television at the center, it's like a little den.

But the futon is ultimately not good for one's back.

My mom had to force it away from me and get me a proper bed, which I'm grateful for, of course.

But I do still really miss that L shape in my room!

Um...

And having a place for people to sit when then visit!

The bed doesn't really leave much room for a love seat but a bench right under the window,

that would work.

And that's my wish list!!

I will link it below in case you wanted to add anything I mentioned onto your wish list,

or if you want to check out my medical wish list for any ideas, or you know...

[voice softens] ...if you'd like to get me something from my wish list, haha!

But of course you don't have to!

Um...

So please let me know in the comments what are some things on your wish list and why!

I really do think we can get to know each other a little better this way!

[Drums on table]

And I'll see you all eventually.. oh, just kidding! Tomorrow!

Cuz it's Vlogmas!!

I'll see you tomorrow. Bye!

[outro music]

For more infomation >> What's On My Xmas Wishlist 2017 | VLOGMAS DAY 6 [CC] - Duration: 11:15.

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Social Media For Dentists | Dental Facebook Posts - Duration: 10:49.

hey what's up my friends my name is Nicolas and if you're on this video that

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probably means that you're looking for some more information on how to leverage

social media to grow your dental practice so that's exactly what we'll be

getting into here in a moment now before we do if you I just want to let you know

that I do have a free video training that goes into depth a little bit

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description you can go ahead and click that it'll take you over to the free

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again if you do want that free video specific for dentist then you can go

ahead and click the link that is down in video description and without further

ado let's get into this stuff okay so you know when we're we do a lot of

different business with a lot of different companies they've been doing

this type of stuff for over six years now and helping different companies use

social media to increase their profits okay it doesn't really matter what

business it is you know if you have the core concept of marketing and you're

utilizing updated technology you can have results so here's one of the thing

I where they want to give you a big tip and help you understand this stuff and

then actually won't dive in my computer and show you how to set this type of

stuff up but the reason I want to make this video is because we we talk to a

lot of businesses and new businesses that we want to onboard to so we can

help them and well sometimes we get some objections obviously I mean that's

business so we talk to them and one of their biggest objections that we tell

them how we can come in and help out their Facebook campaigns and really

start generating new customers and one of the objections that we get from time

to time is that oh we already have a guy that's managing our facebook and he's

doing well you know he's making post and you know keeping uh keeping the loyalty

within our fans and our customers there and we say that's great that's awesome

it really is and a lot of times we will even look at the post that they're

putting up in there good post okay but here's the thing it doesn't matter how

good your posts are if it's only reaching your current

audience okay your your fans and your your already customers right because

because we know as business owners if you really want to grow your business

then you need to start marketing to new people that are gonna buy your products

and services okay you can't just rely on your loyal customers and word-of-mouth

that you know that stuff's great and all but if you really want to grow it at

scale and exponentially increase your business you have to reach new targeted

customers if you want to grow if you don't want to grow that's fine but you

know we're in the business of growing and honestly if you're if you're not

doing this type of stuff sooner or later your competition is and your people

helped in the dust and then eventually when all your competition is doing it

and surpassing you then that's when you're gonna want to jump on board it's

gonna be even more expensive and you're gonna just be behind behind the trend

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and that's not a good place to be in trust me I've been there before so the

big thing is is no matter how good your post is or how good your message is you

always have to be reaching new people in addition to your customers and your

current audience okay so I want to jump into my computer screen and show you how

to set this up within Facebook and you can just spend a couple you know five

bucks a day and those simple little ads or just like boosted posts to really

start increasing this stuff okay so let's jump on into my computer screen

and I'll show you exactly how to set this up okay so here we are in facebook

and this is just kind of a test account we had set up quite a while back but I

just want to utilize this to show you how to actually do this type of stuff

and this is just one specific method there's a lot of different ways on how

you can go about this but this is probably the simplest and easiest to get

going right away okay so we'll come down here and you

know you you're making your posts and everything and you have a bunch of stuff

on here then what you can do is actually boost your post and this is on your fan

page obviously if you did not know that already you can only do this type of

stuff on a fan page so once you good post maybe you see that you're

getting some good interaction from your tournament fans then what you would do

is just click on boost post okay and what you want to do is come down through

here and click on the people you choose through targeting okay you don't want to

do Facebook smart targeting and you don't really want to just target your

fans or people that are your fans and their friends you can do that that's one

way but I think the best way to do this is through your targeting you know

exactly the people that you're gonna reach okay so it's very important to

know who your target patient as your target customer is it men is that women

is that both is that what ages are they are they know 18 to 65 or is it more

like twenty to forty or is it like fifty you know thirty to sixty or what is it

you know you just have to know your customer and that's not really something

I can tell you you have to know through your through how long ever you've been

running a business you have to kind of go back through the records and

understand your customer a little bit more and see who it is that's most the

time coming in and buying your services okay so you can you can test a lot of

different things to that's the beauty of you know this social media stuff is you

know you can run one campaign for just men you can run the other one for women

and see which one's actually working best and then you know you pick the ages

so we'll just say like the customer is let's say 26 to 57 okay now here's the

big thing and this is why it's very very simple you're on Facebook and especially

for local businesses like dentist so you obviously want to be targeting people

that are in your area it does you no good to target people that are across

the world from you right you can only you can only help people that can come

into your office your clinic so what you can do is just target your specific city

so I'm in the Scottsdale Arizona area so if I had a dental practice in this area

what I would do is just type in my city Scottsdale Arizona and plug that in and

what's cool down here is that you can target based on a radius whether that's

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ten mile radius or up to a 50 mile radius so if you were in a kind of a

rural area you probably won't have a bigger circumference but if you're in a

very densely populated area like let's say New York City then you would

probably want to drop it down to maybe like a 10 because it's just so densely

populated right so you can simply just run that alone and especially if your

post and your message has the potential to really pick up and go viral people

start sharing it and liking it and commenting on it then that can really

build up some steam but if you want to target a little bit more specific maybe

target people that are interested in the dentist or or teeth-cleaning then you

can come down here and type that out you can put in something like dentist and

then you can just target people that have an interest in the dentist now it's

going to get fairly specific on that sometimes if that is the case then we

want to open it up a little bit more and you can see right now I'm gonna target

over 20 excuse me yeah right around 20,000 people I thought it said under

for some reason you're targeting potentially 20,000 people that are in

your area and are interested in the dentist so that's a good audience to

have so you just click Save and then you know even still it says it's too

specific I mean there's no you you always want to test with different

things you know obviously you probably want a bigger audience but 20,000 people

is still a lot of people to target okay so then when you're ready you just set

the budget how much you want to spend on this how long you want it to run and

then obviously you have to put a payment method and you can't just you have to

pay for it right so once you have that ready then you should click on boost and

then boom once it is approved you're good to go and then you're you know new

people are going to see based on your targeting who it was are going to see

your post and if it has an offer for them to come in or maybe you give a

discount for a teeth cleaning or a teeth whitening or something that gives them a

reason to come in then you know obviously it can definitely help you

grow your practice and start getting new patients okay so I hope you're seeing

the power within this is this again this is just one simple way this is the

simplest way on how to do things there's more complex things and and more

different options but I just want to give you something that you can

take and really start applying so that you can go out there and start seeing

some results immediately okay this stuff can happen really

quickly especially Facebook and just advertising you you're just paying for

your reach and it's automatically reaching people as long as you're giving

Facebook some money so that's the rundown on this type of stuff thank you

for watching this video now I have a few things that I want to touch on again I

have a free video that goes into much more depth about this type of stuff so

if you would like to check that out head on over to our website there is a link

down in the video description or you can just head on over to our general website

which is we increase results calm and I have a lot of information about just

local businesses in general but if you want the dentist specific one hit the

link in the video description all right so the other thing is that if you see

the potential with this and you see that it can definitely help out your practice

but you don't necessarily want to dive into this type of stuff you just you

don't see yourself doing this we can also just help you specifically like

instead of you trying to do all this stuff why don't you just stick out stick

to what you're good at and we'll stick to what we're gonna so there will be

some my contact information below this video just get in touch with me let me

know what's going on and then we can jump on the phone or a Skype call and

see if we can really help you we can't help everyone we can only work with a

specific amount of people at a time so because our time is limited or not stuff

and that stuff but if it is a good fit we'd love to help you out a little bit

more and so you can focus on what you're good at and we can focus on what we're

good at and just cohesively get you some solid results okay so all the contact

information will be down below and then the contact information will be on our

website at we increase results calm as well okay but thank you for watching

this video hopefully that all made sense if you have any questions please hit us

up on social media or in the comments or you know however you can get in touch

with us on the web on our website and everything like that so thanks for

watching this video appreciate your time and look forward to talking to you on

the next video

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Trump recognizes Jerusalem as Israel's capital - Duration: 2:41.

Now for a look at stories making headlines around the world…and we start with a historic

shift in U.S. foreign policy.

President Donald Trump has announced that the United States now recognizes Jerusalem

as Israel's capital.

For a closer look let's turn to our Ro Aram…

Aram…

Israel is naturally delighted with the move, but it's already facing a strong backlash

from others….

That's right Semin…

Wednesday's announcement by President Trump abruptly reversed decades of U.S. policy.

It also defied warnings from several leaders from western nations and the Middle East that

the gesture could further drive a wedge between Israel and the Palestinians.

(English) AP 4129430 / 2 "I have determined that it is time to officially

recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

While previous presidents have made this a major campaign promise they failed to deliver.

Today, I am delivering.

I've judged this course of action to be in the best interests of the United States of

America and the pursuit of peace between Israel and the Palestinians."

Trump also said his administration would begin a process of moving the U.S. embassy in Tel

Aviv to Jerusalem, which is expected to take years.

In Israel, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said his nation was "profoundly grateful"

and Trump's announcement was an "important step toward peace."

However, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas said the U.S. shift "is a declaration of withdrawal

from the role it has played in the peace process."

He also warned of "dangerous consequences".

In Gaza, hundreds of Palestinian protesters burned American and Israeli flags and waved

banners proclaiming Jerusalem as their "eternal capital," language that Israelis use as well.

Even America's closest allies in Europe, including Germany and France, questioned the wisdom

of Trump's departure from Washington's long-standing neutral position over the sovereignty of the

city.

Jerusalem is home to sites sacred to Muslims, Jews and Christians and its status is one

of the thorniest obstacles to reaching a peace deal between Israel and the Palestinians.

The international community does not recognize Israeli sovereignty over the entire city,

believing its status should be resolved through negotiations.

The U.S. would be only country to move its embassy away Tel Aviv.

For more infomation >> Trump recognizes Jerusalem as Israel's capital - Duration: 2:41.

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WYFF News 4's Nigel Robertson tries out curling - Duration: 2:58.

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Tales From My D&D Campaign #44 - Duration: 16:23.

Tales from my D&D Campaign

Previously...

You have two options; You're our prisonner - or we kill you right here

Dammit!

Dammit! …and he knows you're not bluffing, because

you already attacked his hostage.

The double-doors are blown off by some kind of alchemical explosion

Then he hits Draven with Death Mark - or rather the cold version of Death Mark

DON'T…

ATTACK…

DRAVEN!

Urgh!

Ya did it!

Ya killed a damned monitor!

The rest of the party teleports back I found some symbol I couldn't identify, down

in the basement Someone's been here before us?

Son-of-a! …a marker, used by members of the Hand of Sirius

Ginaron's data cross-references with the energy spike we previously discussed, approximately

one year ago.

What?

A small entity transferred through the portal Your humunculus!

Seven? Came through to here?

A primitive construct, heavily damaged, emerged from the portal

It was placed in a repair bay.

Once physically restored, it left the facility.

Whaaa...

Down the tunnel?

Or into the Arctic?

The Arctic.

Draven's connection had been broken as Seven entered Ginaron's failing portal, but it seemed

Seven had survived - though possibly changed by the incident.

Suddenly that basic Hand of Sirius symbol made a lot more sense...

I'm casting Sending!

...aaaand you don't get anything.

It's probably not even on the same plane anymore...

If Seven's still alive...

I've got to look up Scrying... oh, but it needs an expensive material focus.

...a fancy mirror...

Thousand-gold-piece mirror?

Yes.

For Scrying.

Ya.

They have one.

Up in the labs. Bonus.

Unlike Sending, you CAN Scrye someone on another plane.

Let me look up the Scrying modifiers...

I am definitely "familiar" with the subject.

It was your Familiar.

Seven's made with your blood, right?

Exactly.

Soon enough, they are gathered around the Scrying mirror and Draven's concentrating

on the powerful Divination.

Scrying attempts to either look- or listen-in on a creature and the space around that creature

for 1 minute per caster-level, no matter where the target is (give or take a thin sheet of

lead).

The target gets a saving throw against the Scrying, with +5 to defend against it if they

are on another plane, and more bonuses if you've never met the individual, but if you

are very familiar with the individual, they get -5 to the save, and who could be more

familiar than Draven's arcane familiar!

You see Seven.

It does look a little bit different; a bunch of its parts have been replaced with similarly

shaped bits of the blue metal, and based on that, it almost looks like part of it were

disintegrated, before Polaron repaired it.

[like a chunk of his right side cut off sharply at an angle including a wing

pottery clay, sculpting, like the oldschool homunculus look]

Seven appears to be flying down some kind of natural tunnel.

It passes through an extremely narrow space (which it can do, being tiny), but then the

tunnel widens into a room with a number of angular rock cuts.

There, Seven stops, watching, then you see several ant-like humanoids pass by - Seven

doesn't greet them or anything.

It appears to be spying on them.

Mora got a natural 20 on her Bardic Knowledge check!

20 or no, I'm afraid this isn't a very Bardic Knowledge-y situation - there's no way she

can learn much about the location from what Draven describes of his vision.

But she does have a good idea of where in the Feywild the Formians are occupying (at

least, as of a couple years ago).

The Formian occupation was why the Elves were heading back to their lands, a lot of them

going through to support the Eladrin there.

The FEYWILD?

What's he doing in the Feywild?

I was just going to teleport to him...

Not in the Feywild you aren't.

Wait, caverns?

You can't go down in the Feywild?

There are some weird exceptions, certain places where caverns already exist in the Fadelands

might be diggable, or if you piled up a bunch of dirt or rock, it should take centuries

for the planar "bottom" to adjust.

But it's still weird.

Very.

Draven watches the homunculus for the rest of the spell's duration, enough to be quite

certain that Seven wasn't working *with* the Formians, but little else was certain.

Planeshift plus another Eldritch Eye (or two), leading to the middle of Formian territory,

with no understanding of what Seven was doing or why...

It was just too much for right now, especially when they were supposed to be planning to

rescue Zaheer from a Vampire King.

I guess I can Scrye it again later...

So for the present, they move on to interrogating the surviving Dragonborn.

What's your moral compass on torturing people?

hahahaha We'll see.

I'm not in favor of freaky, disfiguring, or long-term tortures.

Slapping someone around a little bit?

Whatever.

The Blue-scaled Dragonborn, whose name as Imasa - the one with some martial maneuvers

- was pretty secure, surrounded by golems.

Are they keeping charges on him all the time?

Uh, no.

Technically I haven't made any game rule against them doing that - they don't have limited

uses, particularly in the facility - but there are non-tangible, common-sense, unquantified

energy usage limitations.

So even though they can certainly march around 24-7, then aren't going to be using all of

their abilities all the time like that.

They all have readied actions though?

In case he tries something?

Definitely.

I know why I'm here, but why are you here?

We came for the Ley Line.

What did you want with it?

Wasn't really my department.

You could ask Fadeer... if your friend hadn't killed him.

We can still ask him.

hahaha He seems slightly disconcerted by that.

Why did he want the Ley Line?

I don't understand all these things, but Fadeer planned to use it somehow to help counter

the power of the Red Dragon-Lords.

Why didn't you say that?

That's interesting...

Maybe if you hadn't attacked us...

This place was supposed to be uninhabited; nothing but dangerous machines.

You can't just come in attacking everyone in sight.

Sometimes you lose.

Yes.

Seems like *we* let everyone in.

Nobody can get in, we show up, in half a day everyone can get in.

It's unfortunate that you tried to get in, when everyone's on high alert.

I'd like to think that Angel wouldn't have killed your friend otherwise, but...

Angel...

You know that your "Angel" attacked our hostage.

What did she do?

I'm sure you saw the woman - the human that we brought here; it was your friend that nearly

killed her.

Did you threaten to kill her?

Probably.

I would have done the same thing.

Probably hahahahaha Well...

I probably would have just attacked the enemy; risked her life, but not actually attack her.

I don't think Angel is that concerned.

No moral code is a big advantage.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Would you have killed the hostage?

Not a chance.

What about the other members of her expedition?

She was alone when we found her.

It turns out she was actually from a previous expedition - not the one that was captured

by the orcs (and killed by Hag and her boyz).

Ever since Orcs destroyed Zaheer's village, there had been a rise in groups searching

for the kind of lost treasures Zaheer's people used to recover and sell.

A Detect Alignment spell shows Imasa to be Lawful Neutral, which tells them little about

his side's motivations, so they move on to his dead partner, Fadeer.

While LittleOne stays in the Secondary Armory to keep watch over Imasa, the others gather

around Fadeer's body in one of the empty labs and Black casts Speak with Dead - which could

answer quite a few questions now, between his increased caster level, and not suffering

the 50% penalty I applied when using the spell on a Warforged.

How were you going to draw power from the Ley Lines?

The Master was going to use her amulet.

Master?

Who's the Master?

We could ask the live one that...

Is the Master a dragon?

That's a yes-or-no question; there must be a better way to ask that.

What is the name of your Master?

Lady Myulana

Bardic Knowledge?

Mora really hasn't heard anything about this person, but given the context, it does sound

like a Dragon name?

I wonder what color she is?

I should remind you that in this world, the alignment only follows the color about 50%

of the time; so a metallic dragon's not necessarily good, and a chromatic dragon is not necessarily

evil - it's correlation, but not causation.

Where is the amulet?

Uh, Fadeer's spirit, or body, or however this thing works - he saves this time - no answer

to that one.

Could the lady explorer be the dragon?

As soon as you started asking that, I was like - that would be the twist.

Is the lady archaeologist the dragon?

I'm afraid he saves again.

Did Angel Detect Thoughts her?

She saved.

Dammit; where is she?

Well SOMEBODY is with her.

Angel was clear that she's always being watched.

You're not leaving her alone.

So who's with her, who's with the Speak with Dead?

Are you moving back and forth?

Mora's with the Lady.

We've cast detect magic, the amulet would stand out like a sore thumb.

Polymorph might hide that.

I'll cast True Seeing.

Then walk over there.

I've been itching to fight a dragon... rrr...

Okay, Black's got to stay with the body.

We'll say you have her chillin' in another lab nearby, while you do the creepy divine

necromancy stuff.

I'm gonna True Seeing her, see what happens.

This would have to be the most ridiculous Xanatos Gambit for her to be the dragon.

But I'm still gonna check...

Okay.

Huge $&*#ing blue dragon.

Are you serious?

Yes.

So I peek in the door, calmly lean back out, then try to get the others' attention.

[A You could cast Message...

GM Message is one-way D And I don't have it prepared.]

If Black leaves the area, the Speak with Dead will end.

You still have minutes and questions left.

I don't think that's important now...

She's a $#&@ing dragon!

I'm so screwed...

Any second of calm I had, like the poker face at that moment, is gone.

SHE'S A DRAGON!

GM said the alignment doesn't necessarily match.

Since you were using True Seeing, you can see that even though her human form has no

equipment beyond crappy clothes, polymorphed into her she does in fact have an amulet,

which she apparently just wears around a finger, as well as two rings, and some kind of metal

guards on her claws which probably occupy a glove slot.

A dragon... with Gear...

The Lady is a dragon; get everyone together, but keep it very quiet, because dragons have

very good hearing.

Angel runs down to catch LittleOne up on the situation.

So, um, your Lady wants to use the amulet to displace the Red Dragons - to end their

tyranny, you said.

Yes.

Does she want to replace it with her own tyranny?

What's her motivation?

Her motivations are her own, we merely serve.

Of your own free will?

Yes.

Why?

Because she's our Master.

He's not in a trance or anything; he answers firmly, but he does look like he's still thinking

about the question a bit afterward.

If the Dragonborn did not have to serve Dragons, would they?

The decent ones...

Are there decent Dragons?

The decent Dragonborn.

Oh the decent Dragonborn would serve.

I see.

It tells me nothing.

She could be either evil or good.

Only one way to find out...

Kill her and analyze her brain?

I was gonna say ask her.

I'll talk to her.

When you get there, these three are standing outside the room.

Mass Resist: Electricity.

A Dragonborn's scale color might not match its breath weapon, and Dragon alignments aren't

guaranteed here, but a true Dragon's color definitely still determines its stats and

its breath weapon, and Blue Dragons breathe Lightning.

So I walk into the room.

Here's a question, who if any among the NPCs did you share this message with?

I used a Message spell to tell Mora to back off and not act suspicious.

You can generally expect Mora to be subtle.

I'll follow him in.

Draven's lurking in the doorway.

No, I'll come into the room.

But definitely not entering melee range.

That could be tricky...

Ugh...

I think we need to start from scratch; I never introduced myself properly when we arrived.

My name is LittleOne, son of the Bronze Death - a Bronze Dragon.

Your turn?

I am Lady Myulana.

She has an eyebrow arched, though she doesn't seem very surprised that you seem to have

guessed that she's a dragon.

Lady Who?

She just ignores him.

Where do we go from here?

Are we gonna fight to the death?

Or are we gonna be able to speak with each other first.

I don't wanna die... but I wanna loot.

Also: Dragons are made of rare spell components.

As long as we're dropping the pretext, I want to know: Where Is That Man?

Is he just waiting to teleport in, as you were?

You're going to have to be more specific.

Yeah...

His scent is all over this place, all over you , and *You* . Ever since I entered this

place it's been obvious.

Again, going to have to be more specific.

Who the hell...

Where...

Is...

Darius.

It doesn't particularly ring a bell...

Mora gets a 30 on her Bardic Knowledge...

She looks perplexed for a moment, mentally stretching...

Darius... of the Frozen Wastes?

He wasn't "of" anywhere; he goes where he pleases, as I do.

Wait, did we come across another #@$&^ dragon?

I'm sure we would have noticed if we killed a dragon.

Shapechangers revert upon death.

Is Darius a dragon?

No.

This Darius... his scent is especially strong on me and Angel?

We're trying our best here.

But nobody we know of is going to be teleporting in.

Back to the matter at hand, though, are we going to have to kill each other?

I don't care about that right now.

I just want to know why his scent is all over you.

If he attacked me, I might have killed him.

It's not impossible, but I sincerely doubt you would have done so without noticing...]]

Rainbowdash?

WAIT... is there a chance he could be my father?

I never knew him...

And you probably smell like him...

Who did you say was your mother?

The Bronze Death; Lady Vassarras.

You never even met him?

Never met him, don't know his name, don't give two shits about him...

What was your intention, if you found him?

Rip out his spleen?

Or...

I... don't know!

When I find him, we'll SEE if I kill him on sight... and we'll go from there.

She's looking at you funny now...

That's a pretty #$&'ed up situation.

And you know nothing of where he is?

My dad?

I don't even know if he's still alive.

Making love to a dragon can't be too safe...

Hahaha Or two dragons...

WOAHHHHHHHH!

WOAH-HO-HO!

Oh Wow...

No wonder she doesn't know what she wants to do with him!

He was playin the field...

WOAH-HO-HO-HO-HO

He likes the lightning ladies.

Ride the lightning...

Ride the lightning... wow...

Okay okay...

I suddenly feel the need to stab something.

I don't know why.

We've got to get back to: Why did you want the Ley Line?

It's the whole reason why you're here...

I don't even care about that anymore, it was probably a foolish notion anyway... certainly

cost me too much already...

I have an amulet in my possession.

Historically, it is said to have played a part in the downfall of Lord Arkathrax.

The great Red Dragon slain in the Freeborn rebellion...

Ya, that one...

Some of them knew bits and pieces about those events, but Mora later explained that Lord

Arkathrax was one of the foremost Dragon Lords ruling Novendil, and was slain by the Dragonborn

when they rebelled - and killing him shook the others.

It was a major factor leading the surviving dragons to abandon the continent... for a

time.

Well the state of the amulet when I got it was significantly less impressive than in

the tales.

It should have far more potential.

According to my research, when Ashur crafted it from his own eye, he did so using the Volcanic

Ley Lines.

I was hoping that Fadeer and I could "recharge" it in some fashion, returning it to its former

power, so I could use it to assert myself and return to... my lands...

Re-assert herself.

Wow.

So...

So... Help or hinder? What do we do?

Next time, on Tales From My D&D Campaign!

Myulana: Or TWO Dragons...

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Gentlemen, these planets designated P3-575 and P3A-577...

have been submitted by Captain Carter's team

as possible destinations for your next mission.

SG units one and two will operate concurrent.

I'm kind of partial to P3-575 if you don't mind taking P3A-577.

I'll take it.

I'm not married to it.

I want to be fair. How about we flip?

How about you go where I tell you?

As far as I'm concerned...

(ALARM SOUNDING)

MAN: Alert! Inbound traveler!

Repeat! Inbound traveler!

Damn, those Goa'ulds are persistent.

I think we pissed 'em off.

Closing the iris!

(BEEPING)

Alert! All defense teams, stand by.

Set the base autodestruct countdown to three minutes.

I'm not going anywhere as long as the Goa'ulds keep up these attacks.

They can't keep this up forever.

Can they?

Whoa.

Once they realize our gate's impenetrable, they should just give up.

Part of me wants to let 'em through,

give 'em the fight they want.

(BEEPING)

Radiation team, move in.

Well, there gotta be worse ways to go.

You don't think the Goa'ulds are sending people through, do you?

Be like bugs on a windshield.

Team reports all clear.

Stand down from alert. Abort countdown.

(GROANS LIGHTLY)

Kawalsky, what's the matter?

Headache. I took a fistful of aspirin, but nothing helps.

Get down to the infirmary. Get it checked out.

I think I'll do that. Sir, with your permission?

By all means, Major. I need you to lead your team to P3-575.

Inbound traveler! Inbound traveler!

Reset the count. Here we go again.

All defense teams, remain in position.

So this iris is gonna hold, right?

Pure titanium. Less than 3 micrometers from the event horizon.

It won't even allow matter to fully reintegrate.

So this iris is gonna hold, right?

If it doesn't, the failsafe device will detonate...

this whole mountain will vaporize,

and there'll be nothing to worry about.

Ah, good. I feel much better.

HAMMOND: Come.

I can understand how Kawalsky feels.

This job gives me a headache too.

What's the bad news, General?

Not much for small talk, are you?

How was your weekend? Get any fishing in?

I'm rejecting your request to have Teal'c join SG-1. Wasn't my choice.

Colonel Kennedy is en route from the Pentagon right now.

He'll be asking your friend some questions.

What kind of questions?

What we're up against-- troop strength, technology, weaponry.

I'd like to know the answers to those questions too, but after they're done--

There'll be more questions, possibly a test.

After all, he's carrying the larval form of a hostile--

a very formidable enemy inside his body.

What kind of tests are we talking about?

Maybe you haven't noticed, Colonel...

but he is the first alien species we've actually run into.

You don't think that qualifies your friend as a scientific interest?

A subject?

He is what he is.

With all due respect, I don't think he saved the lives of my team

or came over to our side so he could become a guinea pig for Intelligence.

Back up, Colonel.

He switched sides once.

Are you 100% positive he won't switch back?

Yes, sir.

You're alone in that assertion.

Colonel Kennedy arrives within the hour.

I promise Teal'c will be treated with dignity and respect for as long

as he remains a guest of this facility.

Beyond that, I can't promise a damn thing.

Dismissed.

Hey, am I interrupting anything?

Yes.

Why don't I come back?

The people from Chulak--

We put them through the gate before the Goa'ulds started knocking at the door.

Good.

Thanks to you.

So, how long do you think they'll keep it up?

One, perhaps two more attempts.

They will believe their weapons have destroyed you.

They won't send warriors through for a while to make sure of your destruction.

They'll be in for a surprise, huh?

Your iris will be closed.

They will be crushed.

Surprise.

Am I a prisoner?

Yeah.

I understand.

We're not exactly living up to your expectations of us, are we?

See, Teal'c, we've been living alone in our little corner of the galaxy

for quite a while, and I think--

The people I work for just need to get to know you a little better.

Your knowledge of the Goa'ulds alone makes them curious.

I will give that knowledge freely.

I know, and we'll put it to good use.

I will pledge my allegiance to this world.

I'm just not sure that's ever gonna be enough for them to trust you.

To be honest, I think they're scared of you.

I understand.

You must be used to that.

I am a Jaffa.

I have served as a warrior for your enemy.

I have carried your enemy within me.

It's kind of a human thing.

We tend to be afraid of things we don't know.

Why is O'Neill not afraid?

Teal'c, I saw you stand up to a god. You refused to kill.

I saw you make that decision.

Yes.

At that moment, I learned everything I needed to know to trust you.

If I had killed you then, I would not be here now.

Neither would I.

I will prove my allegiance, O'Neill.

Teal'c, I sure wish you didn't have to.

When I do...

you will show me this world.

You bet.

Just not all at once though.

(KNOCKS)

It's big.

DOCTOR: And these headaches, Major...

they started when you came back from your last mission?

Yeah, and they've been gettin' worse.

Anybody else on the team experienced these symptoms?

No. Why?

It could be a reaction to gate travel.

Look, Doc, just give me a horse pill for the pain or something.

It's a damn headache.

What's this?

You didn't notice this?

Notice what?

(SCREAMING)

Major!

(SNAPS NECK)

JACKSON: So, the device should be on every planet we find.

I studied the one on Abydos for months.

It's sort of like a--

Telephone.

Telephone. I like that.

In order to get back home, all you have to do is dial Earth...

which is--

which is what we're here to talk about.

What is Major Kawalsky doing in the embarkation room?

Page Colonel O'Neill and General Hammond to the embarkation room now.

MAN: Yes, ma'am.

Charlie? Major Kawalsky?

Jack?

What am I doing here?

We got a sick man here.

Where the hell is he?

Was the doctor here before?

I don't remember.

Sorry. Dr. Nimziki was supposed to be on call.

Dr. Warner, chief surgeon. What's the problem?

Headache.

Little more than a headache, Doc.

He just had a blackout.

We'll do an MRI right away. See what's going on in there.

Take care of him, Doc. We need him.

Thank you.

Welcome, Teal'c. This is Colonel Kennedy.

I'm extraordinarily pleased to meet you, sir.

Colonel Kennedy's job is to gather information--

knowledge-- about our potential enemies.

I offer my knowledge of the Goa'ulds.

I offer my skills as a warrior in defeating them.

I pledge my honor and my life to this world.

KENNEDY: Well, thank you.

HAMMOND: This is just an informal meeting, son.

Take a seat.

I have a lot of questions to ask, so if there are no objections--

What can you tell us about the power source the Goa'ulds use

to power their weapons, ships?

Nothing.

I see.

Do you, yourself, have an understanding of

the physics behind the Stargate?

No.

I see.

Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is forbidden.

O'NEILL: It's not magic, Teal'c.

They just want you to think that.

Permission to barge in, sir?

Colonel O'Neill.

KENNEDY: I was hoping to meet you.

Your mission report from Chulak

made for the most engrossing analysis of my career.

Thanks. What was your favorite part?

Perhaps now is not the time, Colonel.

General, you know what I went and did?

I told Teal'c how we all respect a person's rights in this country.

I assure you, there's nothing untoward taking place here, Colonel.

Please, join us.

Thank you. Hey, Teal'c.

O'Neill.

That's Teal'c, with an apostrophe-- T-E-A-L apostrophe C.

Colonel...

Yes, sir.

Very well. Teal'c. What can you tell me about the Goa'ulds?

They rule by force.

Their numbers were very few, but they are growing.

How many worlds do they control?

Many hundreds. Perhaps more.

And should we expect to encounter these Goa'ulds everywhere we go?

It is possible.

"We"?

But there are many more worlds that the Goa'ulds have no use for.

On those worlds, people are abandoned,

and left to fend for themselves.

Is there a leadership or government with which we could negotiate a peace?

Some, like Apophis...

are great kings, and rule over many worlds as their gods.

But they have no need for peace.

If they could kill you, they would.

Could they? They have spacecraft, right?

Yes.

Without the Stargate, such a journey would take many months.

Perhaps even years.

It would take many vessels, many slave armies.

We're not that much of a nuisance just yet.

These slaves, where do they come from?

There is a tale of a primitive world the Goa'ulds discovered millennia ago.

The Tauri--

first world where forms of this type evolved.

It is said the Goa'ulds harvested among the primitives.

Some became Goa'uld hosts.

Others became Jaffa. The rest were taken as slaves...

and seeded among the stars to serve them.

But that world has been lost for centuries.

Beings of this form evolved here on Earth.

This world?

O'NEILL: Is the world you're talking about.

Ra came here.

If our ancestors hadn't rebelled and buried the Stargate--

You would have not become strong enough to challenge them.

Then the galaxy is populated by the ancient peoples of Earth--

There could be millions by now.

Then you are their greatest hope.

And mine.

(BEEPING)

I wanna drop by the control room.

By the silence around here, it seems like the Goa'ulds have finally given up.

When was the last time you slept?

I don't know.

It doesn't help when the whole base goes on alert every two hours.

No, it's not that. It's just my mind races.

I can't stop thinking about Sha're-- where she is, what she's become.

I know, but you can't stay awake forever.

I can try.

You're right. I'll meet you at the next briefing.

All right.

Major Kawalsky, we're all done here...

but I'm taking you off active duty as of now.

Major?

MAN ON P.A.: Security to the infirmary.

Set, condition red!

Kawalsky, what the hell are you doing?

Close the blast doors! Emergency in the control room!

(IN DIFFERENT VOICE) Help me.

Kawalsky!

Don't shoot.

You know they won't let you out of this mountain alive.

When those doors open, they'll shoot on sight. You know that.

Someone inside the elevator hit the emergency stop.

Get those doors open!

It's about time. Give me a hand here!

What the hell's going on?

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I don't know, but she's hurt bad.

We have to get her to the infirmary.

The parasite's wrapped around his spine.

It's a-- It's a Goa'uld.

Probably an infant.

They think it hasn't been able to take you over because it's not mature yet.

It's what causing your blackouts.

What are you saying?

I got one of those parasites in me?

How in the hell does that happen?

O'NEILL: We're hoping you can tell us.

You didn't feel it happening?

No.

When was the first time you blacked out?

I was here.

We'd just come back through from Chulak.

I thought it was just from coming back through the Stargate.

We were helpin' that kid. Casey was his name.

It was a-- a sharp--

Oh, God, Jack. I thought I wrenched my neck.

Anyway, Casey, he was all right.

They took him outta there.

Oh, God, Jack, you gotta help me.

You gotta get this thing out of me.

That's the plan.

I've taken Major Kawalsky off all pain medication to increase his alertness.

This should increase his ability to resist.

When can you remove it?

It would be an extremely complex operation.

The parasite has literally woven itself around his nervous system.

Can it be done or not?

Without killing him, possibly.

Without making him a quadriplegic,

that's a whole different story.

You just tell me who you need to assist, anyone in the world.

I'll have them here within 24 hours.

Yes, sir.

When I was out, did I hurt anybody?

There's one man dead, a few more hurt.

Captain Carter's gonna be all right. I was gonna go check on her.

I didn't mean to--

No, she doesn't blame you.

You're not responsible. It's not your fault.

It's that damn thing that's inside you.

Look, as soon as they know how to do it, they'll cut it out of you.

Right now you gotta fight it.

I don't mind tellin' you, this is scaring me big-time.

Teal'c, stand and face this way, please.

What is the emergency? They would not tell me.

That's none of your concern now.

Kawalsky's infected with a Goa'uld.

And you wish to see if I still carry the Goa'uld within me?

Yes, now, please.

God, I hate those things.

Have you seen enough?

You understand we had to look--

What are its demands?

It's only managed to rear its butt ugly head when Kawalsky blacks out.

It's already killed a man.

Then there will be a struggle for the host body.

It must've sought a host in desperation before it was mature.

We intend to remove it before that happens.

It will kill the host if you try.

Once it is one with the host, it is capable of killing him.

So, what do we do?

(GRUNTING IN PAIN)

Charlie, we got General Hammond here.

General, please.

You gotta tell 'em to do something. The pain is too much.

We are. You just have to hold on.

Don't give me that "good soldier" crap!

Order them to cut this thing out of me!

Teal'c says if they do that, you might die.

I don't care!

Look, Charlie.

They want to talk to it.

What the hell is there to talk about?

We must offer it life to save yours.

No. I want you to kill it!

TEAL'C: We must talk to the Goa'uld within you.

Jack, please help me.

Just let 'em do their job.

Don't let them do this! I want you to kill it!

His heart rate just doubled.

Kill it! Kill it!

(HEART RATE ACCELERATING)

(HEART RATE STABILIZES)

(IN DIFFERENT VOICE) Name is Kree. I won't speak to the traitor.

You are their leader?

I am.

Speak.

I'm General George Hammond, United States Air Force.

Commander in Chief of the SGC. And you are?

Interested only in returning through the Stargate, now!

You are in no position to make demands. I have a proposition--

Release me now, or I will destroy you.

If you leave this man's body...

we will allow you to live, and send you back through the Stargate...

in your natural form.

This body is mine.

If you're unwilling to leave, we will be forced to surgically--

Hold him!

Release me now, or I will destroy you!

Do not attempt to escape.

I command you.

We will open fire! Colonel, stand aside.

Release me now!

Take aim!

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Don't shoot!

Hold your fire.

Oh, God!

It's all right, son. I won't put you through that again.

Oh, Jack, what did I do?

Nothin'. Just got a little mouthy. Nothin' serious.

Dr. Warner, I want to know the minute that godforsaken thing...

can be taken out of my officer, is that clear?

Yes, sir.

This conversation is over.

As you were, people.

In light of today, Colonel Kennedy has chosen to make recommendations...

to my superiors that I want to share with all of you.

I know that many of you have served with Major Kawalsky...

so please forgive me if what I'm about to suggest appears callous.

But I believe surgical removal of the parasite may be a mistake.

This is a waste of time Kawalsky does not have.

Dr. Warner, what are Kawalsky's chances of surviving the procedure?

Ten, twelve percent at most.

And the parasite?

It is an intelligent being after all, isn't it?

I believe I first read that in your report.

The parasite itself would not survive the procedure.

So, we're faced with destroying one life

in the hopeless attempt to save another.

You see the ethical dilemma.

No, I don't.

My team and I are completely prepared to perform the procedure.

We'll do our best.

KENNEDY: Of course you will.

Please don't misunderstand. We all wish the invading parasite

in Kawalsky's body could be safely removed.

But the facts are the facts.

What was your point?

If we proceed with this operation,

Kawalsky will have died in vain.

And if we don't?

Let's consider that.

These infant Goa'ulds, if they're so young and fragile...

in their larval state that they require--

Sorry. What is it you called yourself?

Jaffa.

For want of a better translation-- what-- incubator?

How is it that they're so intelligent?

A Goa'uld is born with the knowledge of all Goa'ulds that came before it.

Genetic memory. That's amazing.

Yes, it is. All the knowledge of the Goa'ulds.

I just want you all to think on that before we just throw it away.

I've thought about it. You thought about it?

I think we've all thought about it.

Any more thinking to be done?

Colonel.

Imagine if we could convince this Goa'uld to share that knowledge.

A Goa'uld would not willingly share.

Teal'c is right. To them we're nothing-- less than nothing.

They've taken on the roles of our ancient gods. What does that tell you?

KENNEDY: All right, what if we just studied it?

How much could we learn from that?

What if we just faced up to the fact of Kawalsky's slim chances of survival...

and realized that the greatest enemy mankind may ever face...

has just been delivered right to our doorstep.

Even if we let it return through the Stargate as a gesture of good faith--

Just what kind of an officer are you, Colonel?

Sir?

As long as there is a snowball's chance in hell that my officer

will come out of this procedure alive, we'll go ahead with it.

With respect, I feel I should take this to my superiors.

Well, me, I'll probably just call the president...

and get approval right from the horse's mouth.

But you go right ahead. Talk to your superiors.

In the meantime, people, let's get the job done.

(SCREECHING)

Do you have any sense that the new anaesthetic

is working better than the last one we tried?

Yes.

But you're not sure?

There's no communication at all between you and the symbiote?

A Jaffa does not communicate with the Goa'uld it carries.

Well, keep your fingers crossed.

Nurse, you can stop this IV and release the patient. We'll go with this one.

They're getting ready.

It's about time.

How's the pain?

Maybe I'm just getting used to it.

If this doesn't work--

Hey, come on. It's a cakewalk.

It hurts to talk. Will you shut up for a second?

I wanna be cremated.

I don't want there to be anything left of that thing inside me.

You make sure, all right?

Can we not talk about this?

When am I gonna talk about it?

This could be my last conversation.

For crying out loud, it's not your last conversation.

Hey, I spoke to the doc. He told me the odds.

Don't give me any crap.

Okay. It's our last conversation.

You'll be off on some other planet anyway.

Yeah, P3A-575.

Whatever.

This was gonna be my first real command. I was looking forward to it.

You still can.

They got me all tied up here.

Give me your hand.

I want you to know, no matter what happens...

it was an honor to serve with you...

sir.

Listen.

I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.

We're friends.

If you don't make it...

can I have your stereo?

(LAUGHS WEAKLY)

What?

(COUGHING)

It hurts to laugh.

You all right?

Oh, never better.

I've held back on the use of anaesthetic until it can be administered...

to both patient and creature simultaneously.

Major Kawalsky, we're going to begin the operation.

Are you ready?

I wanna say something. General Hammond, sir.

HAMMOND ON P.A.: I'm here, son.

If this doesn't work...

I want you to give the order.

I wanna wake up as me, or not at all.

You have my word, son.

Scalpel.

Injecting anaesthetic.

All right, start the clock.

I'm making the first incision.

I'm separating the primary ganglia...

attaching the parasite to the spinal cord now.

It's coming away more easily than I'd hoped.

Must be the anaesthetic.

At least it's going well.

That's fantastic.

If we can reverse what's happened,

then there's still a chance for Sha're.

Let's hope.

The ganglia are still constricting periodically.

Obviously, there still seems to be some sign of life in this symbiote.

I don't know how.

Scissors.

There are thin filaments...

extending up and into the brain.

I'm going to sever them.

(BEEPING)

Hold him still!

What's happening?

I don't know, sir. I don't think it was anything I did.

I'd like to proceed.

How much longer?

Almost there.

Almost.

Large clamp.

I'm taking it out...

now.

I think we did it.

WARNER: Close for me.

Well done, everyone.

O'NEILL: That's right, Dorothy. It was all a dream.

Can you move your fingers?

Toes?

Hey!

Congratulations, Major. You've already exceeded my wildest expectations.

Thirsty.

Here.

(COUGHS)

Easy, big fella. You're not drinkin' for two anymore.

I made it.

See? Told ya. Piece of cake.

I heard the operation was a complete success.

Congratulations. And I have my orders to return to Langley.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

With Teal'c, sir. I have his travel orders, as well.

You do realize that without his cooperation in finding an anaesthetic...

the operation might have been a failure.

I think we owe him.

Unfortunately, Teal'c is now carrying the only Goa'uld available for study.

And we do need to study it. Make no mistake on that.

These aliens are possibly the greatest threat this country has ever known.

I'm well aware of the threat.

This facility is the front line.

It's the reason this command exists.

We just go about things differently around here.

I see. Well, I'll make the transport arrangements in the morning.

You do that.

Anyway, Colonel Kennedy's probably gonna want to take it with him...

so if you wanna see it once before he--

That thing in my head?

Daniel thinks it's fascinating.

I thought you might wanna see it.

No, thanks.

I just heard. They're shipping Teal'c out to Langley.

Kennedy's taking him with him.

What for?

Study. That's Kennedy's word.

Like a damned lab rat. Apparently, Kennedy's ethics are selective.

In case the colonel can't talk him out of it...

I'd like a minute alone with Teal'c before they ship him out.

He helped get me through this.

I gotta thank him.

I think that can be arranged.

Hey.

Come on over here. I wanna shake hands

with the man who helped save my life.

I'd like a minute alone with my friend.

I'll make it an order. Does that make you feel better?

(IN DIFFERENT VOICE) Jaffa.

What they removed was merely a dead husk.

I'd already become one with the host.

I give you this chance.

Serve me, and you may live.

I will not.

Then die.

I'm doing everything I can.

Because he wasn't born on this planet, he doesn't have any rights anymore?

Get out!

What happened?

The Goa'uld has won. It's taken control of him.

But how?

It deceived us.

Jaffa.

You cannot pass.

What happened?

He set the coordinates for Chulak.

(YELLS)

HAMMOND: He set the autodestruct sequence.

How'd he have the code?

I don't know, but I need two ranking officers to override, and you're it.

That did it. Open the blast doors.

Teal'c!

Hold him there!

Shut it down now!

He was your friend.

My friend died on the table.

If anything, the fact that he knew how to set the autodestruct code

proves that there's hope for Sha're and Skaara.

How?

Only Kawalsky could have known it.

So something of the host must survive.

Absolutely.

That's good to hear.

Any time, sir. You just come on down. We'd be glad to have you.

Well, hell, sir, he's right here.

Why don't you tell him yourself?

I'm sure he'd like to hear it from you.

Yes, Mr. President?

Yes, sir.

O'Neill, is SG-1 ready to ship out?

We are, sir.

Then you have a go for a standard recon mission on P3-575.

Reporting as ordered.

"Sir."

Sir.

Welcome aboard, son.

CARTER: The report is conditions on the planet are favorable.

Well...

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Come for the company, stay 'cuz you tried to catch an axe with yer teeth | 22 Minutes - Duration: 2:30.

Oh, 'ello.

Welcome back to Bragg & Songs Variety.

I'm Albert Bragg, this here's Jim Sons.

You may 'member us from our Black Friday sale, buy an envelope full of dope, get a free soap

on a rope.

Well now we got nothin' left to sell, eh?

We loves being entrepreneurs don't we Jim?

*inhales* Yeup.

Entrepreneur, dat's French for unemployed, right?

So yer favourite shed store is now a shed pub.

And we got every spirit imaginable, buddy: rum, dark rum, Lamb's Rum, vodka, gin, tequila,

ghosts.

*inhales* Yeup.

We got all kinds of mix too: we got Pepsi, coke, tang, pickle juice, rain, diet Pepsi,

diet cocaine, Big 8, Tetley Tea, dish suds and on tap we even got water, but the waters

brown, right?

Dat's the bad news, but the good news is that we've got every kind of beer imaginable: Coors

Light.

*inhales* Loves it.

That's all we got, right, 'cause that's just how Jesus would want it, eh?

*inhales* Amen.

And we got activities too: cards, darts, hearts, tarts, arts, farts but no sharts.

*inhales* My bad.

S'alright, that was just one time now, that's okay my friend.

*inhales* Two times.

Dat was the second time was different than the first time -

*inhales* Three times.

'K da third time I blames the beans.

We got non-rhyming activities too: cod filletin', taxidermy, bingo, getting drunk 'n tellin'

yer buddies ya loves 'em, prayers, Jim playing the harmonica but only the notes where ya

breathes in, right?

*harmonica sounds* Yeeees. On Tuesday's we got ax catchin'.

Right?

Like ax' trowin' but for b'ys with guts.

Jim loves it, don't cha Jim?

*inhales* No, b'y!

Yes you loves it, show 'em b'y.

Look, look, look, look!

Hiss.

He loves it!

And if that's not dangerous enough on Monday afternoons you can come sit in the tub and

we'll chuck toasters at ya. *inhales* Annnnnnd

Oh yis, yis, yis - check 'dis out, Jim also wants ta let ya know that every Sunday is

scuba Sunday!

Buy a half case get a free scuba lesson in da tub!

Jim's deadly at scuba, right?

Cause he never exhales, he's like a guppy.

*inhales* Loves scuba.

He loves it, I loves you too buddy.

So come on down for happy hour, 2 for 1 drinks from two to one, or you can come down 3am:

sad hour.

That's half price rum in memory of Stan Wright, who tragically lost his life in a completely

unavoidable ax catching incident.

Bragg & Sons Shed Bar!

Come for the company, stay 'cause you tried to catch an ax with your teeth.

You should put some butter on that.

Hiss.

Don't worry... *inahles* Go way!

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Unwritten Rules Of Liposuction-Dr.Hourglass - Duration: 6:39.

Hi, this is Dr. Hourglass, and welcome to another video in our channel Star Bodies.

Today we are going to discuss: 3 Unwritten rules of liposuction.

In this channel we discuss everything you need to know to get that star body that you want.

Welcome back!

Liposuction is a major operation.

There are certain written and emphasized rules to perform the procedure,

and then there are certain unwritten rules of liposuction.

While they are not always clearly stated, most plastic surgeons are well aware of these rules

and always abide by them.

The unwritten rules of liposuction are meant to keep you safe during the operation and

deliver you the desired outcomes.

In this video, we'll discuss the three unwritten rules of liposuction.

Rule no. 1: Perform the operation on a good candidate.

While most people think of liposuction as a simple and risk-free procedure,

plastic surgeons are aware of the risks associated with the operation.

As such, they prefer to perform the surgery only on good candidates.

The surgeon's examination of your overall health, assessment of your body, and attempts to know

and understand your aesthetic expectations are all geared toward making certain you are a good candidate

for the intervention.

If you have serious health conditions like diabetes, heart disease, a blood disorder, respiratory problem,

or autoimmune diseases, the surgeon may advise you to avoid the procedure as it can be highly risky

and even life-threatening for you.

A good candidate for liposuction is someone who is in good physical and mental health,

has a stable and normal weight, has stubborn fat pockets in localized areas of the body,

and has realistic expectation from the procedure.

Rule no. 2: Continuously monitor the patient's condition during the surgery.

Liposuction is typically performed under general anesthesia; however, most patients prefer to remain

fully asleep during the surgery.

As a result, general anesthesia is mostly used.

There are risks associated with general anesthesia.

However, only some patients are aware of this.

The surgeons take your stability when under anesthesia very seriously.

In order to keep you safe, a professional anesthesiologist will administer the anesthesia

and the surgery team will continuously monitor your health all throughout the operation.

Your heart rate, respiratory pattern, anesthesia level in the blood, and stability will be monitored

by using an established system put in place for your safety during the surgery.

Rule no. 3: The operation does not end when the procedure is over.

Never think everything is done when the surgery is over.

Your actual journey toward achieving the figure of your dreams starts after the procedure.

You will be required to go through a complete recovery process, follow the surgeon's instruction,

avoid physical activities during the recovery, wear your compression garments for the recommended

time period, and maintain a stable weight after the procedure.

Only then will you achieve the desired aesthetic results.

In this video, we discuss: 3 Unwritten rules of liposuction.

In the next video, we will discuss: 3 Tips to recover faster after liposuction.

Remember to comment below, share this video, like this video, and subscribe to our channel

for more information, here at the Star Bodies channel, only on YouTube.

Also, you can log in to our website,

for more information about your procedure and to see amazing surgical results.

Remember to log on to our Hourglass TV for more information about your surgical procedures.

On Monday we have Bootyman for everything related to buttock enhancement procedures.

Tuesdays: Wonder Breasts where we discuss topics related to cosmetic breast surgery.

Wednesdays we have Star Bodies. If you want to have a star body log on to our Hourglass TV.

Thursdays: Hourglass OR you're going to see me doing live surgeries with before and after pictures.

Also Shoddy where we discuss cases that require cosmetic surgical revision.

And Friday SuperHourGlass for topics related to have that Hourglass figure that you want.

And finally live broadcast surgeries every day of the week on Facebook live, Periscope and SnapChat.

All these and more in the Hourglass TV!

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! - Duration: 0:56.

Oh, hi thank you for tuning into this video for this announcement that I have just been dying to let everybody know and

That is that

I'm back

The viewers voice is coming back officially on December 30th for Festivus this year

And if you don't know what Festivus is it's basically where you air all of your grievances and leave everything negative in the past where

it belongs and

after that you guys

We're back in full swing because the viewers voice is gonna be doing live streams every Saturday night at 10:00 p.m.

There will be weekly videos as a lot of people been asking me Nick. Why don't you do drama videos anymore?

Why do you give your opinion on this and you know I?

Should because I have a lot of opinions

but if you have ever been talked about on this channel before just know that you will never be talked about again because we only

Talk about relevant people so that's my quick little news for you guys

I cannot wait to see you guys all at Festivus there might be a hangout this Saturday

You never know so I love you guys and I cannot wait to chat with you. Bye

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10 things you never knew about erections - Duration: 5:35.

10 things you never knew about erections

Thought you knew all there is to know about the male member? Think again. According to IFLS, here are some little-known hard facts about what happens when schlongs stand to attention and some of them are truly shocking.

You can get an erection in the womb It turns out guys don't even need to be born to get hard.

Since the genitals start to develop while the baby is still in the womb, it's possible for a foetus to get an erection at just 10 weeks old.

There are three different types of erection If you start watching something sexy or start thinking about your wildest fantasies, you'll get a psychogenic erection. But if you get hard at night time it's dubbed a nocturnal erection.

Last up is a reflexogenic erection which is what happens when you get physical. Men have multiple erections per day The average man has a staggering 11 erections throughout the day – and three to five as he sleeps.

You can get an erection after death This bizarre phenomenon, dubbed "angel lust", is actually just a trick of gravity and not real life after death.

If a man dies in a vertical position, gravity will cause the blood to pool in the legs but as they get filled up some will be pushed into the penis, giving a guy a post-mortem erection.

This is the average penis size Penises come in all shapes and sizes and there really isnt such thing as "normal" but here's the average todger size according to science.

The mean length of the erect penis is about 5.2 inches (13.2cm) in length and 4.6 inches (11.7cm) in circumference.

And at normal temperatures a non-erect penis usually measures 3.6 inches (9.1cm) from tip to base and 3.7 (9.3cm) inches in circumference. Most men fall into the normal range, however some men suffer from a micropenis condition.

This is defined as 2.5 inches or less when fully erect.

Related videos   Health Decoder - Can You Break Your Penis Health Decoder - Can You Break Your Penis   The Penis. Does Size (or Shape) Matter The Penis.

Does Size (or Shape) Matter   New coffee gives men an ERECTION with every cup New coffee said to give men an erection with every cup. Penises respond to certain scents Different smells can cause the penis to stand to attention.

A study found that the scent of black liquorice and doughnuts increased the blood flow to the penis by 32%, while doughnuts mixed with pumpkin pie spiked blood flow by 20%.

But for the biggest increase, lads should whiff the combo of lavender and pumpkin pie to rev up their penile blood flow by a whopping 40%.

Never-ending erections exist Priapism is a disorder in which men have to endure consistent and painful erections to the point where sex isnt even pleasurable.

Priapism is a medical emergency, meaning you should rush to the hospital if it happens, because if it isn't treated within 24 hours you may damage your schlong for life.

A prolonged erection can permanently damage the penile tissues making it difficult to get hard in the future.

Penises don't actually contain a bone Most mammals have a baculum (penis bone) but humans don't. Interestingly other primates like gorillas and chimpanzees do have one.

Your penis is shaped like a boomerang This shocking discovery was made a French researcher who studied couples having sex in an MRI machine.

It turns out the penis is boomerang-shaped but you'd never know it because the "root" is hidden by the pelvis.

You can be a grower or a shower According to a study, penises that are smaller when flaccid actually get longer when erect, compared to larger flaccid schlongs.

For more infomation >> 10 things you never knew about erections - Duration: 5:35.

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Bangla Amar Ma | Monir Khan | Shahriaz | Toma Mirza | Bangla New Song 2017 | By Monjur islam roni - Duration: 1:23.

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How be a good Youtuber - Duration: 7:05.

- video "How be a good Youtuber" scene 1 takes 1

hi!

- I've hearded to lot people saying "be youtuber..."

not, don't is like this right?

sorry, I'm sorry, so sorry

- ok, don't worry, carry on!

- video "how be a good Youtuber" scene 1 takes 2

hi...I carrying a little...

I'm sorry, realy, I'm promise I don't go to wrong

I'm sorry x4

- continue!

- video "how be a good Youtuber" scene 1 takes 3

hi!

I carrying more than 3 years in Youtube

and I've hearded a lot people sayin "be Youtuber don't is a good..."

fuck! realy

seriously... I'm promise... it is the last

now yesss! I'msorry! the last! right!

"some cliches of humor more later"

- video "how be a good Youtuber" scene 1 takes 56...

by the way! how many you go to pay me for this?

nothing, right?

- video "how be a good Youtuber" scene 1 takes 568

hi!.. I carryin more than 3 years in Youtube here

- not, seriously, I dont kn...

- what the fu*k is up!

come here motherFuc*er!

come here, you will concentrate and you gonna say the script correctly

DEALl?! you understand!

understand?!

ok, right just give me "action" and...

... gonna say correctly

I'm promise!

- video "how be a good Youtuber scene 1 takes 569"

- hi!

I carryin little more than 3 years in youtube

and I've hearded and seen to lot people

saying "Youtube it's not real work"

or "be youtuber is easy"

and in reality not!

or we could say it's some relative

for that!

today I'm gonna present you the steps you must follow

for be a good youtuber

- see! I said the script correctly - motherfuck*r

step 1

a good script

if don't have a good scipt don't have video

wait!

- hey! how are you! awesome people!

I hope you are... very good

today... wait and stand because as say the title of this video

today I'm gonna make a prank to my girlfriend "I'm cheating on you with another girl"

so.. stayyou with me because look!

*praaaaaaaaaaaaaa!*

it's gonna be... very crazy

so stay with me!

there she don't can see the camera

she is coming...

h... hi! hel... hello! how are you?

so, look... i called you because

I have to say you something

so fast!

... it's... I'm fuck*ng to other girl

- wait, wait, wait

that's with a script isn't it?

isn't it?

but those videos are in trending

well, forget us of that step

other thig very important ladies and gentlemen

it's create a "character" or "alter ego"

for can make communicate best on the video

I know, that not is for all the videos neither for all youtubers neither for all content

I mean

you can make a "character" for that that character have certain characteristics

and then that characteristics make more fluently the video, different

or that you can convey of best from the message or the thought, the ideas and the words

you are searching convey

whit that video

fuck that line was so long!

I'm gonna put the example more easy

"Mexivergas" (mexican youtuber)

some time you was feel offended or uncomfortable for something that MEXIVERGAS said

yes?

well, let me tell you the character (MEXIVERGAS) achieve his goal already

and obviously there's a lot characters in Youtube

would it being so bored if not

creativity

this is so important because with the creativity you go to meke...

one moment, please!

- hi!

yeah

what?

wait what?

"the TAG of i don't know what have how many views"?

millions?!

and it's in trending right?

so, yes..

don't worry thank you for the information...

yeah, bye!

eeehh... creati...

have a face socially-pretty

that will give you many views

so... time for speak without script

it's so simple

if your goal is the money and the "fame"

then, make a videos give you views... lean so it's fashionable

TAGS, pranks...

whatever

but whatever that give you views

now...if your goal in this platform is

contribute some different

don't be from that typical channels of the actuality

so..

trust me it's going to cost you a lot

effort, money a lot, lot time

independently of the content

if do you like

do it! go! for that is this platform

will have people that don't like it and other that like it

I hope you do very well, lucky!

ok, now, having said it

ladies and gentlemen already you have the knowledge for be a good Youtuber

or perhaps you go in a month, for the situation of the platform currently

but don't worry

best things wil coming

my name is Jhony Rdz, was and is a pleasure

goodbye!

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Putin says Russian athletes will be allowed to compete at 2018 PyeongChang Games - Duration: 1:52.

Russian President Vladimir Putin says he will not stop Russian athletes from competing at

the upcoming PyeongChang Winter Olympics,... cooling rumors of a possible boycott.

This follows an IOC decision... to ban the Russian team over doping allegations,... while

leaving the door open for athletes to compete in a personal capacity.

Yu Joonhee reports.

Russian President Putin said on Wednesday,... that Moscow will allow Russians to participate

in the PyeongChang Winter Games... as *neutral athletes competing under the Olympic flag.

There had been calls within Russia... to declare a boycott,... after the International Olympic

Committee on Tuesday banned the Russian team from competing... over doping allegations.

The IOC said its decision was based on evidence... of a state-sponsored and systematic manipulation...

of anti-doping procedures by Moscow during the 2014 Sochi Games.

However,... it said *individual Russian athletes could be allowed to compete... if they can

prove and demonstrate a clean, doping-free background.

Russia has categorically denied... all allegations of state support in doping... with Putin saying

it was based on unreliable testimonies that were large unfounded.

He also suggested the move was political,... and that Moscow was partly to blame for providing

the IOC with a convenient pretext... to ban its Olympic team.

Russian short-track speed skater Viktor Ahn said on Wednesday,... he would be competing

as a neutral in the PyeongChang Games... in what could be his final appearance at the

Olympics.

The South Korean-born skating legend,... is an eight-time gold medalist who obtained Russian

citizenship in 2011,... after a public falling out with South Korea's skating union.

Ahn, along with other Russian athletes have many suspicions to overcome,... with the World

Anti-Doping Agency ruling last month,... that Russia had failed to meet international drug-testing

standard... for the third year in a row.

Yu Joonhee, Arirang News.

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AL Church Couldn't Care Less Their Sign Offends People, Says It's Staying Up – Someone Had To Say! - Duration: 4:44.

AL Church Couldn't Care Less Their Sign Offends People, Says It's Staying Up – Someone

Had To Say It!

An evangelical church in Opelika Alabama is turning a lot of heads after publishing their

unwavering support for the unjustly embattled Republican Senate candidate Judge Roy Moore

on their sign outside of the church.

As most everyone knows by now, Judge Roy Moore is being accused of sexual abuse and harassment

by multiple women who were teenagers at the time, as young as 14.

But none of the allegations have been proven, and even the one which allegedly happened

when a 14-year-old, which ambulance chasing Attorney Gloria Alred trotted out a few weeks

ago, has been proven to be false after she refused to release the yearbook he had allegedly

signed for her to an impartial party for signature authentification.

The Living Way Ministries Church in Opelika posted "They falsely accused Jesus.

Vote Roy Moore" on the sign and caused nationwide outrage after a photo of it was uploaded to

social media earlier this week.

The Johnson amendment prohibits churches from endorsing or supporting political candidates,

but the new Republican tax plan supported by President Trump would repeal this asinine

amendment.

President Donald Trump made the idea of allowing churches to become heavily involved in politics

a large part of his candidacy saying it's not fair that a church doesn't have the

same rights as any other organization in the US.

In a statement early this week, church officials said the phone had been ringing off the hook

with those who both support and those who oppose this move and it is becoming a disruption

for the church as they try to conduct regular business.

Via Breitbart:

Roy Moore: 'We've Got to Go Back to God' to Save Our Country

Republican Senate Candidate Roy Moore campaigned in Alabama Tuesday night, just one week out

from the election.

Moore spoke to the audience after his supporters, including Breitbart News chairman Steve Bannon,

rallied the crowd to finish the fight against the establishment political system in Washington

D.C.

"We've got to go back to God, we've got to go back to restore the morality of

this country," Moore said.

Moore campaigned with Bannon in the same barn as during the Republican primary, when he

was locked in a battle against the establishment.

A bluegrass band opened up the rally, where Moore supporters gathered at the close of

a grueling campaign.

The former judge quoted Ephesians 6, reminding voters that they were fighting a spiritual

battle against the forces of evil, urging them to "take up the armor of God."

He acknowledged that he had been attacked on all sides in the election, but would continue

to fight on their behalf.

"We've struggled, but we've overcome," Moore said.

"And I think that on December 12 we'll see an election that the world won't forget."

Moore read from Patrick Henry's "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech, putting

the country's current struggle in the same lens — patriots struggling against an overbearing

federal government that was ignoring the issues important to them.

"What has there been in the conduct of the American government in the last 10 years to

justify those hopes that so many have been pleased to solace themselves?" he asked.

"Nothing."

Moore cast the race in terms of an ongoing battle against the establishment in Washington

to support President Donald Trump's agenda.

"They don't want me up there, I know that," he said.

"They would rather have a Democrat up there than me in the Republican party."

Moore promised to stand for the sanctity of marriage, the unborn, and belief in God and

religion and to oppose leftist issues like allowing transgender people into bathrooms

of their own choice and bringing transgender soldiers into the military.

He also condemned Roe vs. Wade as a violation of the Constitution and vowed to fight for

pro-life issues.

"I will never backtrack on that," he said.

Moore recalled that Donald Trump's election lifted a great burden from his shoulders after

he realized that America had another chance to succeed.

"We do have another chance," he said, "But if we don't take the opportunity

to address the issues in this country, we're going to lose it."

He also vowed to support Trump to stop illegal immigration, build the wall, fix existing

trade deals like NAFTA, and repeal Obamacare.

"You know what I think, I think they're afraid that I'm going to take Alabama values

to Washington," he concluded.

"And I want to tell you, I can't wait."

So glad to see Alabama voters aren't buying this political hit from the deep state swamp

in DC.

Judge Roy Moore has run for multiple offices during his lifetime and no one has ever come

out until he posed a threat to the political establishment.

What do you think about this?

Please Share this news if you support the people of Alabama and Judge Roy Moore.

Scroll down to comment below and don't forget to subscribe top stories today.

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2017 Leadership and Development Committee Update - Duration: 7:32.

Louise Campbell: Welcome to the 2017 Leadership and Career Development Committee Update.

I'm Louise Campbell.

I'm an Actuary and Senior Consultant at Willis Towers Watson, and I'm the convenor of the

institute's Leadership and Career Development Committee.

Gloria Yu: Hi everyone, I'm Gloria Yu.

I'm a Director in the Actuary's and Consultants Practice at Deloitte, and I'm a member of

the committee leading the institute's mentoring program [00:00:30] working group.

Louise Campbell: Today we'll give you an update on what has been happening in the leadership

space in 2017.

Gloria Yu: We'll be taking you through what the committee has been doing this year, and

tell you about our plans for 2018.

Louise Campbell: Our committee is a little different from the other practice committees,

in that we're not responsible for a specific area of actuarial practice.

Our focus is on promoting [00:01:00] the notion of a career path, and it's management to our

members.

We also raise awareness of the value of leadership and communication skills, and work to raise

awareness of the leadership capabilities of our members among employers, government, and

professional bodies, as well as potential new entrance to our profession, like school

leaders and university students.

So what [00:01:30] have we done in 2017?

We've overseen the institutes high schools program, and we've held a leadership session

at each of the professionalism courses this year.

We've also helped run planetary session on leadership at the Actuary's Conferences.

This is a continuation of the good work from the 2016 GI Conference late last year, where

we put together a panel of leaders in the GI industry to present a concurrent session

on actuary's of tomorrow.

They discussed how actuary's can adapt, [00:02:00] and stay relevant in a changing environment,

and be innovative thought leaders.

We've helped organize insight sessions on leadership, coordinated articles for Actuary's

Digital, and collaborated with other committees.

For example, Gloria is a liaison on a risk management practice committee.

Gloria Yu: As Louise mentioned earlier, the ongoing development of leadership skills within

the profession is really important to us as a committee.

One of the ways we support this is through the institute's mentoring program.

Our profession is unique in our collegiality.

[00:02:30] Being mentored, and being a mentor is regarded as a core experience for members

of the Australian actuarial profession.

We encourage all members to participate in the program.

Which supports you in your careers.

It forms a highly valued source of professional development for both the mentee and the mentor,

by facilitating networking, improving communication skills, and fostering a sense of community.

And of course, it helps you earn some CPD point.

While we would also encourage mentoring relationships outside the institute's program.

[00:03:00] Our program, now in its fifth year, represents an excellent starting point, and

provides a helpful framework to make connections with the actuarial community outside your

workplace.

Participation in the program continues to increase year on year.

With over 60 mentors and 160 mentees registered this year.

Our mentors have a breath of experience across corporate and consulting firms.

40% of mentors have over 10 years of post qualification experience, and 10% [00:03:30]

of mentoring relationships are based outside of Australia.

Over the years we've heard some very positive feedback on the program.

We're always keen on improving the program, and making sure it's providing the support

that members need.

So we've been seeking feedback from many of you.

For those who have participated in surveys, or had discussions with us on this topic,

we'd like to once again thank you for your input, and valuable suggestions.

One of the interesting pieces of feedback we received was that while we have an excellent

program, which is open to all members, not many members know about it.

[00:04:00] That's why this year we held an inaugural mentoring information session, which

was all about raising awareness and encouraging members to participate as either mentor, mentee,

or both.

A highlight of the session was a panel discussion by past participants, sharing their real life

practical experience of the mentoring program, and giving hints and tips to future participants.

We also created a brochure on our mentoring program, which is available in hard copy and

on the institute's website.

Our president, Jenny [00:04:30] Lyon has also written a column in Actuaries Digital On Mentoring.

For those who haven't read it, I commend it to you.

We continue to run our annual mentor workshop to equip and current and future mentors.

This year we had a fantastic turnout, with over 100 attendees in person and on the webinar.

Louise Campbell: Thanks Gloria.

Our other major activity in 2017 was carrying out a review of our committee strategy to

consider how we can better align with the institute's strategic plan.

[00:05:00] The outcome of our strategy review was that the overall focus of the Leadership

and Career Development Committee should be on improving individual leadership skills

of actuaries, rather than overall leadership of the profession.

As this element appropriately sits with council.

We also concluded that the focus of our committee should be to ensure that leadership skills

are taught to our members through the lifecycle of their career.

So what do [00:05:30] we have planned for 2018?

Well we're continuing to focus on making sure that our activities are relevant to members.

We'll be working with the Education Committee and HQ to consider how best to align our activities

in developing leadership skills with the ongoing education and CPD programs.

We will continue our regular contributions to insight sessions and conferences, as well

as contributing to Actuaries Digital.

Gloria Yu: [00:06:00] We also have an exciting new development in mentoring, with a pending

launch of a mentoring app in 2018.

We have partnered with IT developers to create an app that will revolutionize the current

mentor/mentee matching process, and give you a lot more options around who you start your

mentoring relationships with.

We'll send out more information on this over the next few months.

So watch this space.

There's a [rath 00:06:29] of useful leadership, [00:06:30] career development, and CPD resources,

which Louise already eluded to.

Be sure to access them on the institute's website.

Louise Campbell: I'd like to thank the members of the Leadership and Career Development Committee,

and the Mentoring Program Working Group for volunteering their time in this important

area in the profession in 2017.

Gloria Yu: [00:07:00] For those of you who are interested in getting involved in the

committee or the mentoring program, please contact the institute.

We'd love to hear from you.

Louise Campbell: And if you have any suggestions as to how we might help you in your leadership

journey or career development, please let us know as well.

Gloria Yu: Thank you for watching.

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Stranger in the Night Part 2

I quickly let him in Thinking who am I to leave him to fend

For himself He looked in good health

A normal looking guy So I asked him why

She would want to hurt him But he wanted to be certain

That he wasn't followed I swallowed

As he checked the front door And the two more

Windows in the front I tried not to be blunt

But I wanted to point out That he was running about

MY house, giving me no details Beyond the tales

He said when I opened the door I wanted to know more

Someone tried to hurt him, what for?

What was at the core Of this whole situation

So I sat waitin For an explanation

That never arrived Instead he tried

To push my dresser to the window And I felt no way to win, so

I picked up my phone, dialed 911 And told him that I don't let just anyone

In my house So unless he was going to tell me what this

was about I was going to call the cops.

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9 Showing Signs Your Personality Is So Deep That Others Find It Intimidating

by Conscious Reminder

If you feel like you are lonely a lot of the times, this might be because of your deep

personality.

A deep personality can intimidate the people around you.

Here are 9 signs to prove that you have a deep personality that intimidates the people

around you:

1.

You are curious about things:

You just want to know everything that you can and this makes you ask a lot of questions.

When you ask a lot of questions, people feel intimidated but the truth is that you are

just someone who seeks knowledge and wants to know more things than others.

2.

You are very honest:

Somehow, honesty as a trait has become extremely rare.

People just praise each other and try to get things from them by the means of flattery

and sycophancy.

But if you are a person who is brutally honest; a person who speaks his mind, people won�t

be very comfortable around you because of your ability to do something that they cannot

do at all.

3.

You know about your ambitions:

The thing is that not all of us know what we want from our life.

But if you know about your goals and ambitions, certainly people will be intimidated by you.

4.

You want deep relationships:

Most of us lead a life on social media apps these days.

So, not all of us have deep relationships or connections that last a lifetime.

But if you are someone who wants to have deep relationships, people will certainly be scared

of you.

In a romantic relationship, people might think of you as someone who gets too serious too

fast.

But the truth is that there is nothing wrong in wanting to be in serious relationships.

5.

You aren�t afraid to be intimate:

In relationships, you are not at all afraid to be close and vulnerable.

On the contrary, you express yourself emotionally and make sure that the relationship is emotionally

stable all the time and that you provide emotionally for your partner as well.

This is the reason why your relationships will certainly have more meaning as well.

6.

You know when someone is playing games with you:

You always come to know when someone is cheating on you or taking you for a ride.

You don�t want to be comfortable with this at all as you are very serious about loyalty

in any relationship or friendship.

So, you always pay attention to the actions of people and make sure that no one is cheating

or lying to you.

7.

You like consistent effort:

You don�t like sporadic efforts.

You work hard every single day in the same way because you like consistency.

You like to work hard every single day.

You even work hard on your relationships and nurture them every single day.

Your singular aim is to become as best as possible.

8.

You are passionate and intense:

You aren�t cold in your efforts.

You know that lukewarm is not enough and therefore you are passionate and intense and you make

sure you are the same about everything that you do, however small or inconsequential it

might be.

9.You don�t wait for other people around you:

You don�t need people to get things done in life.

This doesn�t mean that you are too proud to ask for help.

The truth is that you are too independent and you have absolute faith on your caliber

and actions.

So, if you have these 9 signs, then surely people are quite intimidated by you.

Don�t worry, just be the

same as you are.

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