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Dinosaur Forest Review - I Need to Re-Think My Entire Existence (Steam) - Duration: 6:32.
Soooooooooo
My boyfriend sent me this game
and now I need to plot his demise for inflicting this on me.
Seriously though, why does this game exist?
And why the hell is it on Steam?
Is this one of those *cough* "games"
that are dumped on Steam in order to exploit that card trading system?
There's just NO way that somebody put this together and thought they did a good job.
This is the sort of game that Lowtax should be playing on Gaming Garbage
not a game on Steam that people pay ACTUAL money for.
Aah, remember when Steam used to actually moderate what went on their service?
For some reason, this game has a story but it's pretty nonsensical overall.
I guess I'm some big knight guy from space that gets stranded on a planet full of dinosaurs.
Of all fuckin' things.
I then keep having weird dreams and spoilers (like anyone actually gives a shit..)
I'm not actually doing any of this.
I'm in an asylum for mentally ill prisoners.
Wow, that's so deep man.
I do kind of feel bad for the person that did all the art for these story sections
as these images are WAY better than anything this game has to offer.
The voice acting also seems to be something that was commissioned
as it's not as bad as you'd expect in a game of this caliber.
I also assume this because the developer, or developers,
use every take of every line.
Sometimes one right after the other.
Time for some random violence!
(Slightly different) Time for some random violence.
Gotta make use of every little bit you paid for, right?
Also man I LOVE the lines where he talks about how ~amazing~ everything is.
SIGH, I guess it's time to talk about the gameplay and well..
there's not much to it, to be honest.
This feels like babby's first FPS Creator game
complete with *ahem* borrowed assets and one whole map.
Yes, every single level takes place on the SAME small map.
Sure, they will randomly put an effect on it like snow
but other than that, it's the same.
You even spawn in the exact same spot.
To the game's credit, it at least functions for the most part.
I mean the enemies have terrible AI, they spawn out of nowhere
you can walk through trees, the reloading is horribly slow
but hey, the game didn't crash or completely break at any point so that's something, right?
...Right?
Scattered around the map you'll find chests that contain new weapons
but there's a limited selection and once you have the ones you want,
you'll never need to open one of these up, ever again.
Oh and speaking of the weapons:
they're the most generic, FPS Creator shit ever.
Who the hell uses a medieval sword and shield against dinosaurs anyway?
Annnd the dinosaurs, ooh man.
As I mentioned earlier, they will spawn out of literally nowhere
and if you're on a level that swarms you with them
they're able to spawn all around you AND jump through you, so you get killed from behind.
Spectacular.
Not only that, the number of hits they take to kill or how much damage they dish out
appears to be completely random.
Some will go down in a single hit,
while others of the same type will take a lot more.
Some will almost instantly kill me, while others barely scratch me.
There didn't seem to be ANY rhyme or reason here except in the bosses.
Those seemed to take the same amount of hits:
like 2 or 3 blasts from a shotgun..
Despite some levels being kind of bullshit,
this game is extremely easy, to the point of just being mind-numbing repetition.
Dinosaurs run at your face
You shoot them in the face
Repeat. Forever.
If you die in a level, it'll randomly choose one of like, 3 scenarios it has in it
so it doesn't even matter
OH and I can't forget the best enemies in the game:
the black goats.
The story tries to play these off as the main character having a dream about eeevil goats
but come on, we all know why these goats are in this game.
They couldn't find any more dinosaur models online to snag.
This probably explains the "dinosaur eggs" as well.
Dinosaurs lay giant, neon-green pills apparently.
Now I can talk about the most infuriating thing about this game
and that was the fact that the campaign doesn't stop at the end of the story.
Oh no, once you find out you're in a mental ward, the game keeps going.
and I'm assuming it goes on infinitely because I wasted hours of my life getting to level 62 in this shit
and all it did was repeat the same 2 or 3 levels over and over and over.
Why would you do that?
Why not make it obvious that the game was over?
What the fuck man??
Also can't forget the most baffling thing this game has to offer:
the achievements.
There are almost 400 of them and you will get them by seemingly just existing.
I played through the tutorial and my screen was just full of these achievements every time I so much as looked around.
Some of these are completely bizarre as well.
Why the hell are there achievements that contain the entire text of negative steam reviews?
Once those achievements started rolling in,
I really began to question what this game was made for.
Sure it could be something dumped on steam to exploit cards or achievements
but maybe it was just an elaborate troll?
Maybe the creators grabbed a bunch of random shit, shoved it into a pre-built game engine
and slapped this on Steam as an elaborate joke that I'm not privy to understand.
Or maybe the developers followed the lead of those maniacs that made the Doom comic
and injected heroin into their eyes before making their dream project.
I don't fuckin' know and I honestly don't really care.
Don't buy this shit unless you have a "friend" that desperately deserves to receive this game as a gift.
Play Aliens: Colonial Marines instead.
I'm serious.
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いつの間にか犬小屋で暮らし始めた野良猫。子猫が産まれて家族が増えると… 【癒される】 - Duration: 2:22.
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HUNTERS | Lumion 7 [ Projet 3D ] - Duration: 26:44.
Transport : Solaria-III / Destination : Balza T85 / Crew : 2
Kryx !
Yes ?
How long will it take ?
B2! How long do we get there ?
Scheduled arrival at Balza T85 in H-67.
Heard.
What is the planet in front of us ?
B2 ?
Planet Tiberia UT 59.
Tiberia UT 59 belongs to the Colonial Federation.
It is covered with 82% vegetation.
The air is breathable at 98.57%.
The Federation ! We will avoid going there !
I'll go downstairs.
Ok. Check the cage at the same time !
Yeah.
I'm really sorry Tax ...
It should not happen like that !
I did not think he would have had that size.
That it is also dangerous ...
Whore ! It's a real butchery !
It's right next door.
Fucking shit he's here !
Shoot whore PULL !
Fuck Tax holds up.
Goodbye Tax.
You're gonna shut your mouth !
I do not know what they're gonna do with you.
But I hope they will make you suffer. Rot goes !
Alert, motors 6 and 8 damaged.
What the fuck ?
Power reduced to 78%.
Power down.
Overheated motors 5 and 7.
That's the big shit !
What the fuck is happening ?
Tryx ! What is this mess ?
What is happening ?
A meteorite hit the starboard engine !
It loses power.
B2, information?
Motors 6 and 8 off.
Motors 5 and 7 power down to 71%.
The starboard engine no longer responds in H-3.
B2, How long can we reach Tiberia?
The Solaria-III is about 4 hours and 25 minutes from Tiberai UT 59.
Are you serious ? It is a planet of the Federation, we are dead !
We are dead in any case, so poses us on this fucking PLANET !
Shit !
Okay, sit down and tie up, I'll prepare the approach phase !
It's shit, it's shit !
Approaching the area of gravity of Tiberia UT 59.
B2 activates thermal shields !
Activation of thermal shields.
Thermal shield in places.
Arka, I'll have to activate the thrusters to penetrate as quickly as possible into the atmosphere if not we crame, so it shake bad !
Fuck it's shit !
Entry into the atmosphere.
B2 removes thermal shields !
Fire declared the main gateway.
What ?
Tryx whore there fire here made something messy !
I'll craze Tryx move your ass !
I will activate the rescue capsules, you will be protected from the flames and I will eject you when I am near the ground !
What about you ?
Me ? I'm going to try to put a lot of shit before the engine finally releases ! I'm crazy in your capsule !
Opening sas capsule 2 for evacuation.
Evacuation in progress.
Door closure.
Capsule closure.
Get ready Arka I'll throw you out. I activated the distress beacon so that you can find the ship.
Make sure you okay !
Worry is as simple as with a Pluto whore.
Poor fool goes !
Ejection of the rescue capsule number 2 in...
5
4
3
2
1
Launch.
Oh damn it's violent !
Video signal on.
Impact is imminent.
Could not you tell me before I messed up ?
Engines with loss of powers.
Emergency landing required.
Starboard motors off.
It will hurt !
Oh cow my head.
The landing was violent !
So this is Tiberia UT 59 ?
They fuck what the Federation here ?
Yeah, the landing was more than violent anyway.
I can not even get the rifle back with that fire.
I have to find Tryx and the emergency beacon, hoping that the Federation is not around.
B2 you are there ?
B2 ?
Yes Arka I'm here.
Perfect, glad that you are there !
Do you get a Tryx signal ?
Negative.
You're going to scan me and locate the Solaria and the emergency tag.
Yes Arka.
Scan in progress.
Mapping in the course of calculations.
Signal research.
Your position has been identified.
Solaria-III located.
Localized emergency tag.
How far between me and the Solaria?
Approximately 125 km.
Ok it's gone for a nice walk.
B2, how long before nightfall ?
According to records and atmospheric records, night will fall within 1 hour and 23 minutes.
On Tiberia UT 59, the nights only lasts 5 hours.
The temperatures are relatively warm by 35 °, day and night.
Dangerous ?
According to the archives, Tiberia UT 59 is hostile to 25%.
Update Tiberia UT 59 is hostile to 68%.
Thank you, you know reassure from 25 to 68.
And whore ! It's high there.
The Solaria-III is on the other side.
I know.
Slowly...
Slowly...
I hope this trunk will hold.
I hope you are envy Tryx ...
Shit a Federation site !
Light but it seems to have no one.
B2 you can detect some things ?
Negative.
We'll scan that.
Nobody, the building still needs to run on solar power.
We'll have to get wet.
I hope there is nothing in the water that will eat me.
The Federation appears to have abandoned this site.
No doubt it is abandoned.
Too dark to continue I will lose too much time even with night vision.
I'll go and sit down there and rest.
They fuck what Federation here ?!
I'm going to ask myself.
Tax hang on!
Fuck, it will be impossible to leave this planet the ship is crumbling there.
Tryx are you or shit ?!
B2 you get to capture his exo?
Currently researching…
Hurry up !
I'll scan the ship even if it's still in it.
The crash had to be violent anyway !
Launch the scan.
Shit, nothing, where is it ?
I located Tryx exo.
Where is he ?
150 meters straight ahead.
Oh fucking Tryx no ... what horror.
According to the statements of his exo, he would have died less than 10 hours ago.
Less than 10 hours ? He was still craving after the crash...
But he knows how to attack by what ?
Fuck !
B2 why when I asked you if the planet was hostile you changed the percentage ?
A new datum was added when we arrived.
What data ?
The Ravager survived.
Not possible…
I have to find the emergency beacon ! B2 program the GPS !
Calculated itinerary. Distance 700 meters.
Fucking I have to sweat he's never far from his guard eaten !
Oh he shit it not far !
Fuck shit he's behind !
The emergency beacon !
Shit... what the hell...
Oh damn shit, I got hot there.
The cow was high.
Good is going to have to swim and find out how to get out of this river.
Well, I'll be able to get out of the water.
Fucking planet !
B2 recalculates me the GPS on the emergency tag and give me the distance.
Emergency beacon route calculated. Distance 85 meters.
Nearby.
What's that again ?
There was more than that, a freighter of the Federation. They are to detect the emergency tag !
It's not true he found me !
I have to find this tag again if I'm dead...
B2 distance ?
65 meters.
I see the tag I'm almost there !
Shit…
B2, percentage survival ?
Very weak Arka, I'm sorry.
Thanks B2.
It's between you and me now !
Good luck Arka.
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PayPal Commissions! (OPEN) - Duration: 8:51.
As you may know, I've been currently trying to find a way to earn money for the work I do.
I tried Patreon, the site that creators use nowadays, but first it didn't work,... and then it... didn't work... for me.
I found that you had to promise a bunch of rewards and such, and if there's one thing you cannot trust about me,
it's releasing anything that depends on time, schedule, or some sort of goal.
And I couldn't get as organized as it wanted me to.
So I gave up on Patreon and went, "Hmm, what else?"
And, in my opinion, this is more fair than asking people to give me money from the bottom of their heart:
Commissions!
I found that you can not only open point commissions on DeviantArt, but actual commissions that include money.
Via PayPal, to be exact.
So I said "alright" and opened my own PayPal account.
Now since I'm new to this method...
[Record scratch]
Let's... stop it right there. Let me just say that this video's a few months old from now... from the day I'm re-editing it... right now.
And there are a few errors to it that I'm going to fix.
Ok, so this part of the video, I was going to talk about how "Oh, I'm... I'm new to PayPal. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm gonna try it— I don't know what I'm doing..."
That, um... I'll admit that was kind of foolish of me. I should've tested it out before I went through the trouble to make the whole video.
And so one of my best friends, Thazkid helped me test out PayPal... and was the first to do a commission with me.
And it looks like everything's going well so far. He sent me the money, and I got it.
Now I'm testing out the part where I transfer the money to my bank account, and the thing is... loading.
And I don't think it's going to have any trouble getting that done.
Also, I want to give a huge thanks to Wubcake. She's the one that brought this method to my attention.
And coincidentally, that, uh... It was right after I gave up on Patreon.
And yeah, she gave me information. She also gave me information about how to fix this stupid... you know, motion-blur thingy.
So yeah, you're never going to see this again. I know how to fix it now.
Yeah, anyway, thank you Wubcake! And thank you, Thazkid, for offering to help me test out PayPal!
...Ok, un-pause!
I've opened point commissions before, simply for OC's.
But since money is a serious thing, and is much more worth than the Chuck-E-Cheese tokens of DeviantArt,
for PayPal commissions, you can ask me more than that. Like a... like a kickass alternate-universe Rainbow Dash.
Or ask me something completely different from Happy Tree Friends and My Little Pony.
Like Copper from Fox and the Hound, or Kludd from Legend Of the Guardians.
What about something that's not even a cartoon? Your boyfriend, your hamster, your favorite dog breed.
Now, [chuckle]... I can hear a bunch of you screaming at me to be careful what I say.
Right now... I will point out the list of things that I will not make.
(High-pitch voice) Well, hey, but you said to ask you for anything.
(Normal voice) Yes,... but there's a line drawn somewhere, my fine friend.
First off,... I will not draw fetish art, and I will not draw anything X-rated, if you know what I mean.
You want me to draw anything seductive, the best I can offer you is flirting! The innocent kind, you know? I hope I'm crystal clear on that.
Speaking of romance, I will not accept unofficial couples from my own stuff, such as Pupster, or Happy Tree Friends + Creepypasta.
Which means I will not make "Flippy X CreepyBloom" material!
Good gracious. They are not a couple! And never will be!
I cannot stress that enough. I mean, I can't stop you from supporting it, but I will not draw it for you.
However,... if you refer to the actual Happy Tree Friends series, and you want me to make a... Shifty and Petunia picture, then fine.
But let me remind you once again that I'm not doing anything nasty or uncomfortable.
And I won't accept strange crossover couples like... Scootaloo, and freaking... Timmy Turner.
Not happening. And incest! I won't do incest couples neither.
Now that we got all that "shipping" stuff out of the way, I will also refuse to draw oversaturated OC's.
The first and only one I allowed was this fellow.
It's not good for the eyes! Especially me, the person that has to draw it and zoom in on it for 15 to 30 minutes. Never again!
Next rule, the main focus has to be a character.
Don't request anything that's specifically for a landscape or a machine.
I'll still draw them, but you have to request a character along with it.
I mean, this is how I used to draw guns.
This is how I draw guns now, but it's not as detailed as a gun geek would hope for.
And if I draw a certain type of gun by itself,... chances are you're going to want your money back.
Which leads me to the topic of refunds. I won't allow refunds unless I for some reason am unable to grant your request anymore.
But if I upload it and you're unsatisfied with a detail I missed... I'll just fix it. Simple.
And finally, the prices.
A traditional sketch will cost 3 dollars.
A digital drawing will cost 6 dollars.
If you require shading, add 2 dollars.
A background depends. If you want a simple solid color, you won't be charged.
Ok, pause again! Notice how for this piece, I said it has light shading.
Um, I... didn't use the best example for that part, 'cause, you—
I did add light shading, but you can barely see it. If you want me to add shading to your request, um, it would definitely be more noticeable than this Gabe the dog piece I did.
Just putting that out there!
If you want an abstract background such as this or this, then add 50 cents.
Stop. Ok...
Again, this was a poor example.
It says no shading. It looks like I added shading, but it's, uh, a lighting effect... in Sony Vegas. It's not something I did in Paint.
Anything with ambiance,... lighting effects in Sony Vegas doesn't count as shading.
So I'm not gonna charge you for that.
I apologize if this repetitive pausing thing keeps throwing you off. I'm going to go back to the part where I start talking about, uh... prices.
...just fix it. Simple.
And finally, the prices.
A traditional sketch will cost 3 dollars.
A digital drawing will cost 6 dollars.
If you require shading, add 2 dollars.
A background depends. If you want a simple solid color, you won't be charged.
If you want an abstract background such as this or this, then add 50 cents.
If you want a background with a setting, add $2.50 instead.
If you want more than a picture,... like a comic... add 5 dollars.
Pause! One last time, one last time!
Just forget what I just said there. It's not going to be like... flat-out 5 dollars no matter what.
It's a bit much if you want just two panels instead of eight.
Ok, it's going to be this instead:
If you want a comic, each panel will cost a dollar more, excluding the first panel.
Because, if it was just one panel, then it wouldn't be a comic.
So if it was two panels, it would just be one dollar.
If it was three panels, it would me two dollars more instead.
Let's redo this example. It's completed digitally, with no shading, and clean backgrounds, and it has two panels...
It wouldn't be 11 dollars, but 7 dollars total.
Just forget this part right here. The "5 dollars" thing. Just forget it.
Just remember what I said in this recording, right here, right now.
Ok... Un-pause.
If you want a comic,... the most I will do is a strip. With 2 to 8 panels.
I will not take animation requests.
And another rule:...
You have to pay first.
I want to make sure that the commission is being treated as a commission.
Since you're going to be a stranger, I have to know that I can trust you.
I know that goes for vise-versa too, but I guess I'll have to give you my word. I'm the artist; I make the rules. Hope you understand.
And do not tell me your request in the comments of this video. Send me a private note on DeviantArt, or send an email.
And since this involves real money, really think about what you want.
So if you're interested, send me what you have in mind.
And wait until I give a response before you send your money. Because if I deny whatever you're requesting, you have to keep your money, obviously.
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