Waching daily Aug 26 2017

peace be upon you, bro and sis

Welcome to Right angle broadcast , this show is about behavioral awareness

viewers, 6 types of bad habits you must have to avoid

yes, today we discuss about those 6 types of bad habits (annoying). That we should not do with others during conversation.

people without bad habit is rare

even I have some bad habits, I am trying to break it, and help you to break your bad habits

There are some bad habits that is annoying to others

sometimes we can't control anger for this

Your complement is in your hand

We may dislike people who have Bad habits (annoying) that mention this video

Those people hated by all

sometimes we call them stupid

If we make our personality strong, we should break our bad habits

Type 1

this type of people always advance thinker

hey bro, see this phone

bro, is it new phone?

not new, yesterday when i was moving downstairs has it broken?

no no, just talking over phone. Oh bro, may be network IC damaged.

Type 2

they never give opportunity to talk others

so we mut avoid our bad habits

viewers

this type is very dangerous

stupid type

they don't respect others

they always neglect others

they always use slang

yes viewers

this types of bad habits really, really too bad

raising finger during conversation is the symbol of egoism

arrogance type

sometimes its annoying to others

we should avoid this.

and it is very easy to break

this type of people always through challenge to others whatever necessary or unnecessary matter

loser type

we should talk after finishing others

give thumb up and give up bad habits

subscribe now, be aware stay safe

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SON VS DAUGHTER ( Please turn on the subtiles/captions from settings ) - Ft Raju Maan - Duration: 4:02.

lo papa ji

papa

pase dedo

tere tange me baitha tha !

are papa mazak mat karo dedo na

le tu kya manega

aur leja 500

juice pilio

kya bat hai aj to badhia mood me ho

papaji mene bhi pase chaye the

terko kischij ke chaye

ghar ka saman laungi

aur parso die the

khatm hoge vo to

khatm hoge !!!!!!

ye itni fizul kharch mere bashki nai hai

mai to apne aap le aunga a

pase dio !!!

khan khudi hui hai yha ?

aur meri roti mat bnaio mai ni kha rha

jab dekho tab pase pase

papa

meri bas ki nai hai padhai , merse ni ho rhi bilkul bhi

aur puncture lagya karega ?

are papa mazak na karta mere bas ki nahi hai padhai.

bete!!

bullet lunga tere lie , bullet pe jaio college

bullet diladoge merko

paccca? mazak to ni krte ho ?

bas to fer mai p[acca college jaunga aur padhai karunga

dekh dilaunga padhai krne ke lie

kabhi uspe ladkio ko bithaye aur ghume !

na na fer to mai pacca padhai karunga

papaji mai bhi age padhna chahu hu

bhateri padhli bete

aur ke teer maregi tu

mere pas jyada pase ni hai

jo 2 pase bache hue hai na

vo tere byah me laga dunga !!

padhai me kya rkha hai ?

HEy RAMJI !!

tune kyu bnaya mujhe chori ?

arr.. rra ,,,, rahullll

aree,, aiee ekbar

ke hoya papaji papaji ke hoya ?

ruko abi bulaya rahul mane

RAHULL !!!

ha behan !

RAHUL jaldi aja papa ki tabiyat khrab ho rhi hai

ha to tu sambhal le na papa ko mai abhi bhut busy hu , bad me ata hu

papaji papapji ppapaj thoda sa pani pilo lo , pani pilo

ye goli lo

aram se aram se

papa ji aap apna katti khyal ni rakhte

maa ke jane ke bad aap btao na hmara hai hi kaun

aap hi maa ho aap hi baap ho

apko kuch ho jata

to kya hota

re beti !!!!

bhut badi galti ho gyi merse

mane terme aur rahul me hmesha fark kara !

bhaiio !!

mane jo galti kari so kari

par tum mat karna !!

vo kehte hai

chore hai jaydada batvane ke lie

aur chori ho hai

maa baap ka dard batane ke lie

beton vala agar bhagyashali hai na

to betion vala

param sobhagyashali hai ..

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PIRATENPARTEI Wahlprogramm in 5 Minuten | #btw17 - Duration: 7:44.

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Either way I wanted to say thank you! I am really happy that they are well received!

But that is how I want to do it. I want to give you in a very short time a huge amound of information and to not bore you I include all of the pictures and texts so that there is no second in which you are bored.

Let me know in the comments below if you liked what they want or if you didn't like. Furthermore I want to say a big thank you to everybody out there because these kind of videos are really well received. I know that there are some that think it's all a bit too much with all the photos and texts.

They don't want CCTV everywhere and they want sustainable farming. They want that patients have more saying and they want free care opportunities for children so that the parents have more freedom. Education should be regulated federally and the asylum policies have to be regulated more strongly.

These were the points of the pirate party and because you requestes that I should summarize all of it in the end, here is my small summary.

We don't want deportation to war zones and we want that school degrees and also professional degrees are properly recognized.

...and it is has to opened up to students, researchers and people who want to stay her for a long time. In regards to asylum reasons we want to add sexual identiy as another reason. And lodings have to be decentralized to also give socially weak people, and also women and children better chances.

Asylum policies have to be solidary and humanely, it's important to mention that asylum and migration is not the same. We want to fight the causes of asylum, we want to speed up the process if somebody applies for asylum. Migration itself has to be very well regulated...

Last but not least the refugee policies, what are your plans?

We want free access to publicly financed content, we want to strengthen public libraries and public domains for public research and we want to undo the surveillance laws.

We want the net neutrality, to secure the information-freedom, press-freedom and freedom of speech. We also want better internet everywhere and no data limit in regards to mobile contracts. We want to get rid of the hacker paragraph and we want to secure freedom and yet privatesphere of the people.

Next up the digital policies, a lot of parties found that topic for themselves, what are the pirates saying to this?

Furthermore the so called Berufsschule has to be supported and is really important, education for adults is also important, furthermore teaching material has to accessed through an open digital plattform.

First up education should be a topic of the federal state and not the states alone, we also don't want fees for education, we want to go back to G9. Furthermore we want that state wise education material is free.

Especially a lot of my young viewers might be interested in the following topic, education. What are your plans there?

We want free care taking possibilities, like that we enable parents to stay at home or work, and also we want a full adoption right also for homosexual couples because children deserve to live in a family.

First up we want that families have the chance of freedom of choice, every child shal get a basic security which enables them regardless of the financial background of their parents to get access to education.

Next up the topic family, what do the pirates want?

Overall we need a regulated staffing, and also we need to imprve for staff that works in the health care sector. We need to rework drug policies, we want prevention as a basis, we want the legalization of cannabis and no ads for drugs in general.

Next up health care, what do you want? We want more transparency in regards to financial topics, we also want that patients have more rights and more saying and also want that especially in the regional areas, more mobiel doctors are available.

Water has to be recommunalized, we want sustainable farming, we want an improved livestock farming and we want the inclusion of fear as an animal kingdom recognition, an extended egg identification with an expiration date and the allowance for consumers to use certain software on their own devices.

Next up the the nature- and environmental protection, what are your plans? We stand for ecological, economic, social and sustainable farming.

That raises the overall security much more than some cameras could ever do.

People who work for public institutions have to me schooled to give help also medically, also the public in general has to be schooled so that so called "fear-spaces" are recognized. Overall cities can do more, with additional lights and so on and so on...

We are overall not in favor of CCTV everywhere, we prefer security people. Cameras can be used in special circumstances though.

Hello Mrs Hirschel and I would say, let's start with the first category which is inner security.

Nature- and environmental protection, innor security, education, family, health care, digital policies and refugee policies. As always I am calling now Mrs Hirschel, I should be connected now...

Which is why I will phone today with Anja Hirschel, she is one of three top candidates of the Pirates-Party. She has to answer me to the following categories.

Hello everyone back I hope you are doing fine and welcome back, you know the format, I will call with a member of that certain party. That person has to tell me what their party wants in regards to seven categories.

A couple of years ago they were THE party for young people, in the meantime they did fall back a bit but they are still around to be elected, today we will talk about the election programe of the Pirates.

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#SUBITA — Intervista a Stana Katic su "Absentia" - Duration: 4:22.

- Ciao Stana. - Ciao.

È piuttosto strano sentire che

AXN produce una nuova serie, una serie originale,

quindi da dove proviene Absentia?

Beh, Absentia é figlia della Sony,

ed é...

nata grazie ad una ragazza di nome Gaia

Viola, credo che sia questo il suo cognome. È stata una sua idea, e poi

é passata attraverso i normali canali di sviluppo

- attraverso Sony Network. - E cosa ti ha attiravo verso questo progetto?

Ho potuto leggere alcuni copioni

ed ho amato e mi ha colpito

il personaggio femminile molto forte,

una sopravvissuta, nonostante tutto.

E poi, sotto questa cosa, era un personaggio che era

una madre, un'amante,

una sorella, una figlia... tante cose che mi hanno fatto pensare

"Questa sarà un'esperienza straordinaria".

Hai visto la serie precedente del regista, False Flag?

Certo, ho fatto delle ricerche e dato un'occhiata ai precedenti lavori di tutti.

E... come descriveresti Absentia?

Perché assomiglia ad Homeland con i complotti,

- ed una storia molto complicata, a dire il vero. - Sì.

é complicata, sì, ma é un thriller, é una serie drammatica di suspense.

Ed il pubblico amerà questo personaggio, la

odieranno, la temeranno e faranno il tifo per lei.

Tutto mentre seguiranno lei e la sua famiglia alla ricerca della verità.

Sfortunatamente abbiamo visto solo il primo episodio.

Ci saranno flashback e flashforward?

Beh, non flashforward, ma il presente insieme ai flashback?

Sì, e si ha già un'idea nel primo episodio, senza rivelare troppo.

Sei soddisfatta del finale della stagione?

Se Dio vuole... sai?

Credo che ce lo dirà solo la reazione del pubblico. È programmata per essere una

storia che ha un finale di questo mistero molto soddisfacente,

ma ci lega anche ad un altro mistero

- per la stagione successiva. - Secondo te, cosa rende un personaggio femminile forte?

Beh, una protagonista femminile forte é un personaggio

tridimensionale che ha delle complessità e

forse non é

perfetta,

non é uni-dimensionale. Questo personaggio, come ho detto...

Il pubblico farà un bel viaggio nel seguirla e

lo farà con tutti i personaggi della serie,

il che é un'altra cosa che mi ha attirato in questa storia

cioé il fatto che ogni personaggio, ad un certo punto, é

un mistero per il pubblico, e

ogni personaggio ha un arco narrativo che viene risolto entro la fine

dell'episodio, della stagione.

- Avete girato in Bulgaria ed avete un cast internazionale. - Sì. Sì.

é diverso rispetto a girare negli States?

Beh, sai, molti della nostra equipe hanno girato

- il film 300 e anche Expendables. - Oh, bene.

È un'equipe fantastica, e...

il modo in cui si occupano del set mi é molto familiare perché hanno avuto

quell'esperienza. Inoltre, l'equipe

si diverte molto nel raccontare una bella storia

quindi si impegnano molto nel dare il loro meglio.

E per quanto riguarda raccontare storie con un cast internazionale,

é stato straordinario perché ogni attore ha apportato tanta varietà alla storia.

Abbiamo avuto delle guest star fantastiche che arrivavano per due/tre giorni da...

dall'Inghilterra, dall'estero, persino da più lontano, e

erano presenti al 100% ed é stato meraviglioso poter lavorare con questa gente

ed esplorare altri talenti.

- C'é una domanda che mi piace chiedere a tutte le mie ospiti. - Ok.

Cosa diresti alla te stessa diciottenne?

Direi "Divertiti",

sai? "È semplice, é bellissimo.

E goditi ogni singolo momento, gli alti, i bassi,

le svolte, tutto.

Fa tutto parte di un bellissimo processo di crescita."

Che tipo di adolescente eri?

Ero un po' una nerd,

- in realtà. - Non lo siamo tutti?

Sì. Ero un po' un'imbranata.

- Grazie mille. - Grazie a te.

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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Comic book series Dreamworks - Duration: 10:02.

Chapter 14 the chapter where so much stuff happens

Meanwhile back at the Tree House Georgian Herald grab some supplies before heading off to save Sulu

We'll need our 3D hip noreen said George to change Sulu back to his old self again

Cool said hailed and we better take the rest of the sex or string superpower juice just in case

good idea said George

The two friends stuff their supplies and their pet pterodactyl went to their book bags and headed down the treehouse ladder

Just where the heck do you two think you're going asked a commanding voice at the bottom of the ladder?

it was George is dead, and he didn't seem very happy uh

said George

We need to go back to school for something

Yeah, said harold we forgot something

Well, it'll have to wait until tomorrow said George is dead. We're having dinner with the hutchins is tonight, remember oh

Yeah, said George. It's grandparents day. We almost forgot

Well, you're just in time from dinner said George's dad go inside and wash up

But the fate of the entire world is in our hands cried Harold the fate of the entire world can wait until tomorrow

Said George is Dead

chapter 15 super supper

After they washed their hands the two boys went to the dining room?

George's parents had prepared a big meal and everybody waited patiently for George and harold to join them

Harold's mom sister and Grandpa were there along with George's Mom Dad and his great-grandma

No babies said George's great-grandma. What have you boys been up to today?

Nothing said George as he hugged his great-grandma

We made you and Grandpa a comic book yesterday said harold you did said Harold's grandpa. Well let's have a look

George shuffle through his bookbag taking things now and laying them on the table

It's here somewhere. He said

Finally he pulled out two copies of their latest comic book the adventures of boxer boy and great granny girdle

It's about how you guys turn into superheroes and save the world with stuff said George

I drew the pictures said harold well, that's very nice boys said George is Dead now sit down and let's eat

We can't said George. We've got to go now. It's really important

George and Harold's grandparents poured themselves a glass of juice and began reading their new comic books while the boys continued arguing with George's Dead

chapter 16 the Adventures of Boxer boy and Greg Danny girdle

the Adventures a boxer boy and Great Granny girdle by George Beard and Harold hutchins

Everybody knows that grandparents are kind of dorky they tell dumb jokes

Why did the silly Willy throw his clock in the air? He wanted to see time fly? Huh?

They call you embarrassing nicknames in public

Hello babies. Ha ha ha and they have no sense of what things cost

Here's a nickel. Why don't you buy a video game with it?

Thanks, I will

But grandparents are still cool for one reason

We're old and we don't care what anyone things

Out of my way buster brown step aside, you bother me our heroes

And so everything was cool until one day when a strange new store opened up downtown

They were selling robots

Hey kids treating your old worn-out grandparents for the latest in Roebuck, easier technology cool

There are tons better than regular grandparents. They tell 40 jokes

What's 40 feet long and smells like Pee lion dancers at the old folks home? Ha ha ha?

They cool nicknames in public. Hey, Thor. Yo, what up dog and

Best of all we have no sense of what things cost here's

$10,000 for a candy bar

Soon every kid in town was trading in their old grandparents

Nothing. Where are you taking us nowhere?

4 brand New Robo Grannies in Grandpa Tron Mm. Wow cool. I love my new Robo Geezers

Soon there is only two real grandparents left in town. You wouldn't trade us in would you?

No way you better not or you'll get a whippin

Anyway, One day George and hellas grandparents went downtown

Something fishy is going on in there

Hmm, so they snuck inside the building shh?

soon

Hey look

They opened the door and saw a tragic discovery

Hey all of the grandparents in town got turned into slaves. Oh my

We've got to save those old folks

But no beats me

They look a whole box of Court candies

Mm-Hmm

Let's forget this lace from now on just eat candy

What's leaves?

Meanwhile in the next room in a few more days those old slaves will be under our control

kill

Then I'll give them superpowers

How will you do that?

Easy I've got a whole box of super-powered hard candies than the other room. Oh people love hard candies. I know

later

Hmm those candies were good. I feel so strong

Me too, like you powerful. Oh, no those guys ate all my superpower hard candy

uh-oh

George and Harold's grandparents joined Hands Jeez your powers activate and

They spin around and around

Soon they were transformed

Unboxer boy, I'm great granny girl

I'm out of here

I'm with you

the bad guys ran upstairs

They got into a ufo on the top of their building and took off

Calling our robot Geezers. That's act boxer boy and great granny turned off

Suddenly all the robo-Gators in town transformed and off they food

the Robo Geezers attempt, but boxer boy and great Granny girdle were

faster than a speeding electric scooter

more powerful than adult diapers and able to leap tall buildings without breaking a hip we

But there's too many of them. I have a idea let them chase you for a while

So the robots chase great-granny girl and boxer boy attacked the spaceship. Hey

Then he got some paint

Hey, and added the finishing touch hey Robo dorks

Look yummy. Hey what?

The robo-Gators tried to Devour the spaceship in the wild feeding frenzy. They ate and ate and ate and ate

the more than bit on the fuel line and

Boxer boy three Tiers are great Granny girdle the end

chapter 17 Meanwhile back at the treehouse

While George and harold pleaded with George's dad to be excused from dinner a pack of Evil thugs was just outside their window

Sneaking up into their tree house

We've got to create some kind of Diversion while we unleash our sinful scheme said he will herald

The villains looked around the treehouse for anything they could use

What's this little thing said he would George he pressed the button on the back of the miniature Goosey girl four thousand

Suddenly a beam of energy shot out of the tiny contraption accidentally zapping evil. Sue who was tucked inside Evil Harold's shirt pocket

immediately Evil sula began to grow bigger and bigger

Until he leaped out of evil Harold's pocket and fell to the floor with a giant thud

Evil sula was now the size of a full-grown sheepdog

The villains all smiled at one another as they watched Evil Sulu growl and snarl ferociously I

Think we found our diversion said he would George as he zapped Evil sulu again

Chapter 18 crash

Suddenly Evil Sulu grew to the size of a giant monster

He jumped out of the treehouse and landed in George's backyard with the terror thunderous crash

What was that Cried George's Dad?

Everyone jumped up then dashed outside to get a better look at the horrible creature that towered over the house snarling and roaring hideously

for some strange reason

George and Harold's grandparents jumped up and dashed the fastest

Faster than he had moved in years, but nobody really noticed because of the giant Hamster thing

What's going on cried harold those evil guys must have full respect to our own reality somehow whispered George

We got to stop them before they take over our world

Soula crashed and smashed his way through the neighborhood heading toward the big city because well, that's where giant monsters usually head

George ran inside and grabbed the 3D Huebner ring and the superpower juice which felt surprisingly empty and whistled for Crackers and

While the grown-ups were fussing and fretting over trivial things like broken fences insurance policies and property damage reports

George Harold and Crackers flew off to save the world

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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS Dreamworks for kids - Duration: 17:53.

Chapter 10 meet George this is George Beard

George is 5 and 3/4 years old

He and his parents had just moved from Michigan to the house next door to Harold and his family

And Georgia was what adults like to call a precocious child?

his mother had taught him to read and write when he was 4 years old and he

currently scored higher on tests than most children twice his age

George's former teachers had suggested that he skip ahead to the third grade

But his parents decided it would be better if George stayed in a classroom with kids his own age

To this day George's parents were still not sure if they had made the right decision on

The one hand George had developed good social skills and had been well-liked by his classmates

That was good on the other hand George was bored in class and often got it to mischief. That was bad

George had never really liked school very much

He preferred riding a skateboard watching monster movies and reading comics and graphic novels

George liked writing stories, too

He had filled up more than 20 spiral notebooks with marvelously silly adventure stories. They had written all by himself

Many of George's stories had gotten him into trouble when he'd read them out loud at his old school

His classmates loved them, but his teachers thought they were rude violent and totally inappropriate I

Hope things will be better here in Ohio said George's mother and she helped him get ready for his very first day of classes at

Drawing Horowitz Elementary school your father and I bought you this nice time to wear at school today

At I cried George kids don't wear ties

Well, you weren't going to wear one said George's mother. I want you to make a good first impression. Oh

Come on. Mom said George ties are for nerds. Oh

For Heaven's sake said George's mom your father wears a tie is he a nerd um

Kind of said George don't be ridiculous said George's mom. You're wearing a tie, and that's final

Ratz Said George

George put his backpack on and reluctantly hugged his mother at the door

He was still a little upset about the whole tie thing have a good first day at school dear said George's Mom

MMM-Hmm said George

George grabbed his skateboard from the bushes by the driveway and started off Toward school

it was about five blocks away, and the sidewalks were mostly smooth with hardly any pebbles good for skateboarding the

Right school had been very pleasant actually until George reached the corner of dogwood drive in Rosie D'alene

there was some kind of commotion going on in front of the gas station across the street and

George watched it intently as he waited for the traffic light to change. He saw the gas station guy shovel yellow-haired kid to the ground

Then he saw some mean-looking kids Inc. The boy up and steal his money. This was not good

Finally the light changed and George walked across the Street toward the gas station

He stood by the display sign while the attendant laughed at the yellow haired kid and told them he needed to learn to stick up

for himself

George was furious

checker 11 Furious George

There is not a whole lot

You can do when you are a little kid who encounters injustice your natural desire as to set things, right?

but that can often backfire results in even greater, injustice 'as the

Sad truth is big people usually have all the power you can't force anybody to be kind or fair or honorable

especially if you're only 43 inches tall and weigh only 50 pounds

That's why it's important to be smart

George Beard had just witnessed the most hostile and unfair thing he had ever seen

The bad guy is outnumbered him by five to one and now weighed him by probably 700 pounds

but Georgia was smarter than all of them put together and he knew it as

The bullies dragged Herold across the street George looked around him for the best way to make things right?

He focused in on the display sign excellent the sign read freak break inspection

This was a busy intersection and George knew that a tiny change on the sign could create a great deal of pandemonium

So he reached over to the sign and removed the letters K and he the word break

Hey Scream, Billy bill get away from that sign right now. You hear what is wrong with you kids these days

Billy Beard marched right over to George yelling and waving his hands in the air frantically

He reached out to Grab George by the shirt collar, but he never got the chance

At that very moment a violent volkswagen jumped the curb and screeched up next to Billy Bill

Two old ladies fool out of the car screaming at the top of their lungs

Free brow inspection shouted the driver as she smacked Billy bill over the head with her purse not so offensive

How dare you yelled the other lady hitting Billy bill with her cane?

women are human beings my toys for you to play with

You're a male chauvinist pig

Screamed a third lady who had run over from the coffee shop across the street with a group of her angry female friends

the h took turns kicking Billy Bill

Repeatedly in the knees as other women drivers slammed on their brakes and rushed forward to join in the ferocious female fight for equality

You gotta learn to stick up for yourself George said to Billy bill smiling or people are gonna bully you your whole life

George won't pass the Giant traffic Jam

That was forming and ignored Billy Bill's tear-filled cries for Mercy as they kicking and whacking and hair pulling and foot stomping continued

George was looking for that yellow haired Kid

He skateboarded over to the elementary school and circled Back toward the parking lot

There he saw kippur and his creepy cohorts laughing and cheering as they tore up harald shrines and snapped each of his pencils in half

Leave him alone shouted George the sixth grade bullies turned and looked at the tiny kindergartner who stood defiantly before them

Left kippur, what's he going to do if we don't?

I'm Gonna, Indiana jones yeah

George said as he untied his tie and twirled it threateningly between his outstretched hands get him yelled kippur the

Bullies ran in for the attack and George let them have it

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pelkey Brand

This chapter contains scenes of intense brutality and is intended for mature audiences only

For those of us who aren't very mature we proudly introduced the art of Flippy Rama?

the kipper a whipper

Kipper screamed like a giant blubbering baby and ran for his life

bug and Lugia were up next

the attacker smoker

Screamed looking buck through their tears thing stein opened up a trash bin and the for bullies tried to scramble inside

But they weren't fast enough

the Tormentor Preventer

Chapter 13 the Detention I

Don't want you guys messing with me ever again

George said firmly as the bully squealed in high-pitched terry and that yellow haired kid is off-limits to

You mess with us you answer to the tie?

George Snapped his tie in the air one last time causing the four sobbing sixth graders to Shriek Like Baboons I

Go Benny

kipper wilde through his tears

Suddenly Mr.. Krupp came storming out of the building what's going on out here? He screamed

kid beat us up kippur sobbed oh

He did did he yelled Mr.. Krupp as he grabbed George by his arm. I don't say Kinda boys in the school

They're the boys cried harold pointing a kipper on his three friend friends

Those guys were just about to beat that kid up. He was just defending himself

Mr.. Crump reached over and grabbed harold by his arm. I don't like liars either. He growled

Mr.. Krupnick both boys to the Detention room you jew troublemakers are going to stay here until you've learned your lesson

He shouted then slammed the door

So much for a good first impression said George the two boys sat in silence for several minutes

Harold opened his backpack and took out a notebook and the pointy half of one of his broken pencils

He started to gel what grade are you in asked George?

Kindergarten Said Harold

Me too said George. I'm new we just moved here three days ago. Oh

Said Harold I think you live next door to my house

really said George

George glanced over and noticed that harold was drawing a giant monster. Hey, you're a good jar George said

Thanks Said Harold

George watched as harold drew a flying here was zapping the monster with the laser beam

Cool said George pointing to the superhero. What's that guy's name?

Harold shrugged he doesn't have a name how come ask George?

Harold shrugged again

It's just a picture. He said it's not really a story oh

said George

George watched intently as harold finished his picture

When he was done haled folded the page back and started drawing a new picture on the next page

um

Do you want to draw too harold asked? I have some more pencils they're broken, but the Pointy part still worked okay?

No said George. I can't draw good. I'm a writer oh

Said harold he tore some fresh pages out from the back of his notebook and handed them to George

Here you can write on these if you want

George took the papers and thought for a long time

Then he wrote the adventures of dog men at the top of the first page

at the bottom he wrote by George and

Hey, what's your name Kid George asked Harold Said Harold?

George wrote Harold's name down at the bottom

I'm gonna write a comic book said George. You can draw the pictures okay um okay?

said Harold and

That is how George and harold became friends and started their publishing empire on the very same day

chapter 14 the Adventures of dog man by George and Harold featured action laughs and fleas

The adventures of dog men by George and Harold one time there was a police guy his partner was a dog named Craig

They were good at catching criminals and stuff

But one day, there is a bomb

We have to stop the bomb Greg

But they were too late

Kablooey

the bomb blew up, and they got hurted a

ambulance took them to the hospital

How do you feel fred oh?

Me too soon the doctor came in with Sad news

I'm sorry greg, but your body is dying your head is dying too cup

Rats, I sure hate my dying head

But then hey I got a idea

nurse Lady

Why don't we sell Greg's head on for the cops buddy?

Good idea nurse lady. You're a genius

gray

So then they had a big operation

The doctor cut off Greg's head and sold it on Cop's body

What a lucky day, and so hooray for dog man

Doc man was the best of all cops?

He could sniff crooks with his nose dog

rats

he could hear crimes with his dog ears rats and

best of all he could punch criminals with his human fitz I

Mean rats great dog man, where's the crook huh? He's up on the roof. What is he wearing?

He's wearing pants. How will we ever get up there?

Good idea dog man. Let's climb the bark of this tree and so

We caught the bad guy. We couldn't have did it without you

Dog man was the greatest cop of ever?

But he had one mortal fear vacuum cleaner dog man saw the vacuum cleaner he runned and hided oh

I forgot dogs are scared of vacuum cleaners

But nobody knew that somebody was watching

Somebody evil it was Pd. The world's most evilest cat

Now I know I got me do we ignition so PD invented a evil vacuum robots

Got my precious go and check up I did money from your bank

Okay

Hey, no fair

quick dog man a robot is robbing the bank dog man Rhonda to save the day, but then

dog man runned away

Get you dog man. He runned and runned

Finally dog man got cornered in a corner. I'll kill you

The vacuum cleaner got closer and closer dog man, got scared and scared

The vacuum robot leaped attack asleep, but then look at what happened

the vacuum got unplugged

Dog man wasn't scared no more

He beated up the robot

Then he followed the cord it lead it straight to Petey's hideout. Oh

That pt. Got arrested right see if only I would I mean that court six inches longer dog man was the hero

Good boy dog man, shake

Good idea let's have some wine non-alcoholic wine hooray for dog man the end

chapter 15 of the plan

Mr.. Crup stay had been very busy, and he'd completely forgotten all about the two boys

He had banished to the detention room by the time the final bell rang at 2:45

Georgian Harold had finished their very first comic book

Hey this comic book turned out pretty good said George yep said harold smiling

I'll bet we can make copies of this and sell them for 25 cents each said George

The two boys Gathered their things and walked out the front door of the school

We should start our own comic book company said harold let's do it said George. We can call that tree house comics inc

Why tree house asked harold because my dad is building me a tree house in our backyard said George

It's gonna have electricity in a TV and everything we can make our comic books up there

awesome said Harold

George and Harold walked by the trash bin where kipper and his friends were just about to administer killer wedgies to a couple of kindergartners

Oqp called George the bullies turned and saw George reaching for his hi

Suddenly their eyes filled with horror they released their prey and ran away waving their arms and nipping like wiener dogs

I think I'm gonna wear a tie every day from now on said George. I think that's a good idea said Harold

As George and Harold walked home the two friends talked about their favorite movies and games

Which videos were the funniest and what kind of bubblegum blew the best bubbles?

HmM said Harold all that talk about bubblegum is making me hungry

Come on over to my house said George. I make a mean peanut butter and gummy worm sandwich

Really said harold yep, George said the secret is the chocolate syrup

Okay, said Harold

Soon the boys reached George's house and headed for the back yard

George's Dad was hard at work Building George's new Tree house

Hi, Pup, said George. Hey, buddy said George's dead. How was your first day at your new school?

Okay, said George and who's your new friend?

George's Dad asked this is Harold said George. He's a good char

Hello, Harold said George is Dead. Hi said Harold

Well, we've got a lot of work to do Pop said George

Do you want us to bring you a peanut butter and gummy worm sandwich?

No, thank you said George is Dead

The two new friends walked into George's house made some sandwiches and got right to work

George and Harold knew was up to them to put a stop to kipper crops reign of terror

So they made a long list of kipper strengths and weaknesses to get a better understanding of their mortal enemy

After a few minutes hell, began to feel discouraged

This is terrible said harold kipper crop has so many strengths. I finally think of one weakness

What's that ask George?

Well, he's kind of dumb said held

George smiled and wrote down kind of dumb wonder weaknesses, that's all we need said George

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Chapter Seven - Tiny Traders

George inhale dressed with a thick jungle foliage with crackers and sulu flying above them

Captain Underpants decided to attack along - just for fun

Big Tippi jumped onto the back of a nearby tyrannosaurus rex and chased after them you can't run forever

Shouted big Tippi when I catch you guys I'm gonna tear you apart

Can we help that's the two tiny tippy's who were tucked away in big tip his jacket pocket

No, your big tippi sternly you to keep quiet while I take care of business

this is a job for a man not to little twerps like you as

The Chase continued the two tiny Tippy's grumbled to themselves

Boy, I'm getting tired of that giant jerk bossing us around said tiny tippy me too said slightly younger tiny tippy

He thinks he's such a big shot. Just because he's huge I

Sure, wish I still had my goosey grew up four thousand. It said tiny tippy, then I could make myself big again. I

Was just thinking the same thing said slightly younger tiny tippy

but unfortunately

we stored the goose in grow four thousand in the top half of our robo suit and

Captain Underpants destroyed it back and she have to rate the world last epic novel

hey, cry Tangy tippy

Why don't we go back?

I mean forward in time to chapter 8 of our last epic novel weakly grab that goosey grow four tails and make ourselves

gigantic I

Like the way you think me said slightly younger tiny tippy

so while big tippi chased everybody through the treacherous jungles of the cretaceous period

The two tiny Tippi set their tinkle time travel ah meters

For the night of the big battle from Chapter 8 of our last Epic novel

Big Tippi was so engrossed in his pursuit of our heroes. He didn't even notice the teensy weensy blue Sparks a flashing light

Emanating from his pocket as his - devious doppelgangers disappeared in a whiff of primeval troposphere

chapter 8 Mission improbable

Instantly the two tiny tip be zapped forward in time. We'll need to find themselves knee-deep in something creamy coconutty and marshmallow

Honey said a mother who was setting her dinner table two little pairs of pants are walking around in norm brochure salad. Oh

Really said her son, and I'm the one seeing a therapist

tiny Tippi and slightly Younger tiny Tippi crawled out of the serving Bowl and shook off the

pineapple chunks and Mandarin orange slices that had stuck to their legs

Then they jumped to the floor and slipped to the mail slot in the front door

Outside they could hear the crashing sounds of the terrifying battle between Captain underpants and big Tippi

The two tiny tip bees ran toward the noise until they arrived at the school's football field

Captain Underpants had just started pulling on Tippy's Robo arms

One by one the rivets in the Robo suits thick steel belt began to pop

Captain Underpants yanked and tugged and pulled and finally the Robo suit tore in half with a terrible clank

tiny tippy and slightly Younger tiny Tippy ran over to the place where captain underpants had dropped the upper portion of the Robo suit

Quickly they searched through the twisted metal until they found what they were looking for the Goosey grove 4000

outside they could hear the crackling sounds the big tippy zapping himself backwards in time a

Blinding flash lit up the nighttime sky as the - its hippies dragged the Goosy girl

4000 from the wreckage and carried it away with them through the parking lot

Soon they came to a darkened street behind some old warehouses

Okie said tiny tippy use that beam I'll zap you

Hey said slightly younger tiny tippy how come you get to go first?

Because I'm slightly older than you said tiny tippy and slightly more mature

Go right all right said slightly younger tiny tippy

Who could not argue with the fact that tiny tippy was indeed ten minutes more mature than himself?

Let's just do this thing and get to do over with

He aimed the Goosey grove 4000 that tiny tippy and jumped on the button

and before you could even say

a beam of energy zap tiny tippie causing him to grow 30 feet tall

Zip me again said tiny tippy

Alright, sit slightly Younger tiny tippy

But then you zip me right sure sure said tiny tippy I promise

Went another bright beam of energy this time tiny tip he grew to be 60 feet tall

He laughed

Behold I have been reborn a super mega tippy my turn my turn cried slightly younger tiny tippy

Super Mega tippy reached down and grabbed the Goosey girl 4000

He tucked it into the cup holder of his electrical panel and waved goodbye to slightly younger tiny tippy

He cried slightly Younger tiny tippy. What about me?

Sorry said super mega tippy, but this is a job for a man not the little twerp like you

chapter 9 Meanwhile seven Pages ago

65 million Years earlier big Tippi had chased our heroes to the jagged Edge of a cliff overlooking a lake

crackers grabbed Jordan Held by their shirt collars

And they all sailed safely over the edge of the cliff to join Captain underpants in the clouds

Big Tippy's Tyrannosaurus rex screeched to a halt at the cliff's edge and rolled ferociously had the five floating friends

We won Captain underpants laughed at tippy now. It's our turn to chase you

This isn't a game. Yell big tippi. This is serious

He leaped off over the neck of the T-rex and grabbed Captain underpants with his patented robotic extendo Flex mechanic gripper

Together they fell a thousand feet into the lake below

When they emerge from the depths of the lake something had changed

Tippy was still just as me and ordinary as ever but Captain underpants looked different

What the heck is going on here yelled the angry looking hero. Oh, no cried George geoff

You know depends cut water on his head. He changed back into Mr.

Crump quick crackers called Harold flies down there as fast as you can

crackers glided down Toward the tempestuous struggle below and the boys snap their fingers with all their might

But it did no good, Mr.. Crump's head was still soaking wet. So we could not change back into Captain underpants

Well look what I just figured out cried big Tippi

Captain Underpants turns back into a crabby old elementary school principal whenever he gets wet you leave him alone

You know George still snapping his fingers in vain. Yeah cried. Help. It's not a fair fight anymore

Wow

laughs big Tippi incredulously

He's got to be the world's easy a superhero to defeat. I could have destroyed them with a squirt gun

Suddenly a blinding flash lit up the world around them then came the footsteps

Terrible deafening tumultuous footsteps that shook the Earth with each thundering stomp

finally a massive shadow spread across the Lake

Big tippi looked up. It was super Mega Tippi. Hey shouted big Tippi

He quickly checked his jacket pocket and found it to be empty

What did you come from how'd you get so big? Where's the other one?

None of that is important. Now said super Mega tippy. What's important. Now is who's in charge?

Hey, you'll never believe this said big tippy ignoring his diabolical double

I just figured out that if you get captain underpants with he loses his superpowers

His weakness is water said Super Mega tippy

Wow, really. I know said big tippy. I couldn't believe it to myself

Hey, I'm gonna Destroy him real quick then we can get out of here and go rule the world and stuff

You were not going to destroy him said super Mega tippy. I am now hold on Bob said big Tippy. I

Caught him, so I'm Gonna destroy him oh

Yeah, said super mega tippy, but the ground that made the surface of the lake tremble

Well, I'm bigger than you

So I'm gonna decide who destroys who?

He took a giant step toward big tippy and reached down with an extended Flex mechanic Ripper

Not so fast cried big tippy. He pressed the point on his control panel causing the back of his rubber pants to lower

suddenly a gigantic metal arm reached from the depths of tippy's giant rubber ear revealing a 40-ton thermonuclear bomb

You dick one step closer not blow us all to smithereens said big Tippi

You are forgetting something yelled super Mega Tippi. I have a bump too, and it's a lot bigger than yours

Super Mega tippi took a step closer as big tippi pressed a button

suddenly a light on the side of the bomb began to flash red A

Computerized voice emanating from the bombs arming system began to count them

This bomb will detonate in 60 seconds said the voice

you

You press the button scream Super Mega tippi incredulously

I can't believe you actually press the button. I don't care quite big Tippi

I've been working on my revenge for years. I'm not gonna let you rub me on this moment

I don't care if it kills me, too

This bomb will detonate in 45 seconds said the bomb we can't do these bombs off

You know that Super Mega tippi once the countdown starts. It's over I

Told you I don't care said big tippi. I just want to be the one who finally destroys Captain underpants

Super Mega Tippi reached down with an uncoiling accent oh flex mechanic Ripper and cut mister club 3

Hey Scream, big tippi. What are you doing? He's mine said Super Mega Tippi as he drew back his foot

But what about me said big tippi want to build my born?

Your bomb your bro bloom said super Mega tippi as he kicked big tippi with all his might

Chapter 10 what really killed the dinosaurs oh?

Scream big Tippi as he sailed into the clouds at an incredible speed

this bomb will detonate in 30 seconds said the bomb

big Tippi Flew across, North America Sawing faster and Faster through the stratosphere

This bomb will detonate and fifteen seconds said the bomb

Big tippi began to lose altitude as he sailed toward the gulf of Mexico

this bomb will detonate in five seconds said the bomb

four

three two

one

Finally big tippi landed just off the coast of the Yucatan peninsula with a violently colossal splashdown. That's him below

The massive explosion that followed blew a chunka in the air 15 miles deep in more than 60 miles wide

Terrible earthquake shook the entire planet as a gigantic tsUnami sent a towering wall of seawater rolling across the continents

What's happening Cried George?

It's that damn Nuclear bomb shouted super Mega tippi it just triggered the start of the cenozoic

Era I'm gonna become extinct if I don't keep it out of here

quickly

Super Mega Tippi said his tinkle time travel lammeter for 64 million seven hundred Ninety-three

Thousand two hundred sixteen years into the future and press the away we go button

Suddenly so I ganton bolts of lightning began shooting out of super Mega Tippy's Robo pants as a ball of blue light enveloped him

Quick crackers cried held as thick Volcanic ash began blocking out the sun flying to the blue light. It's an only chance to escape

Crackers pointed his long reptilian Neck toward the crackling orb and the four friend sailed downward into the blinding blue lightning

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Captain Underpants and the terrifying return of tippy tinkle trousers

the Ninth Epic novel by Dave Pinky featuring action

pranks and laughs

Hi, everybody the last time you saw us

We were headed to jail for the rest of our lives then something even worse happened check out this comic

But to get caught up on our story so far

the Super top secret Truth about Captain underpants by George and Harold

Once upon a while ago there was two cool kids named George and harold meet the bomb pops me too

They had a really mean principal named Mr.. Krupp blah blah blah on staff so

They hypnotized him you will obey us, okay

You were now Captain underpants

Ravi

Mr.. Krupp really thought he was captain underpants tralala, and he got in lots of trouble

One Time Dr.

Diaper kidnapped him, haha and George and Harold had to save him booya bye-bye

I'm free why it's

Another time he almost got a dub by some talking toilets

Yeah me I'm in a map and George inherit a key save him again eat this

Um a hero, and then this other time a bunch of zombie nerds attacked

Captain Underpants drinked some superpower juice

And he got superpowers

Then he saved George and harold it's about time

here's the worst part

Whenever Mr.. Crup here somebody Snapped their fingers blah blah blah

He turns into Captain underpants tralala

And whenever Captain underpants gets water on his head. He turns back into Mr.. Crump blah blah blah

So whatever you do. Don't snap your fingers at Mr.. Crup

seriously dudes

Ixnay on the napping say piglet and

If he ever see captain underpants saving the world hi eh - whoa quick nobody pour water on his head

Tree House comics Inc

Chapter 1

Georgian handled this is George Beard and Harold hutchins

George is the kid on the right with a tie in the flat top

Harold is the one on the left with the t-shirt and the bad haircut

remember that now

When our last adventure ended in Georgian Hammond were being escorted to jail the police had discovered?

surveillance photos showing the two boys robbing a bank with Captain underpants of

Course we all know that George harold and Captain underpants were innocent and was their evil twins. What robbed that bank

But the police hadn't bothered to read the last book so they really didn't know what was going on

All they knew was that George and harold looked a lot like the two kids in the surveillance photos

So the cops yelled freeze and grabbed George and harold then told the two boys of their terrible fate

suddenly a gigantic pair of robotic pants appeared from out of nowhere

the terrifying tippie tinkle trousers Emerge from the zipper zapped the cops with a nice Ray and

Chased George and held and their two pets crackers ensue far into the cavernous steps of the lower right hand corner of page 17

If you read on a last epic novel you know that this is how the story ended?

But that's not how it was supposed to end

you see tippi and his giant ice Ray zapping robotic trousers weren't supposed to be there at all and

They had come from the future and rudely interrupted. What was supposed to happen

unfortunately for tippi the simple act of sending himself backwards through time would end up being a terrible terrible mistake a

Mistake that would ultimately lead to the destruction of our entire planet more or less

But before I can tell you that story I have to tell you this story

chapter 2 the Banana cream Pie Paradox

Time Machines are awesome. There's no doubt about it, but they can also be very dangerous

It's possible that a person can go back in time and accidentally change one little thing

And that one teeny tiny itsy-bitsy thing could profoundly affect the future

This is what scientists refer to as the banana cream pie paradox?

The Banana cream pie Paradox, please follow along with these Handy illustrations

Imagine if you will that a scientist from the year

2020 baked the Banana cream pie using bananas that he harvested from his very own banana tree

Let's suppose now that this scientist took his banana cream pie into a time machine

Which is apt him and the pie back to the year 1936

Now imagine that the scientist stepped out of his time machine and accidentally tripped

Smashing his pine to the face of a lady sitting at a fancy Garden party

Now suppose that the lady jumped up angrily

Wiped a handful of Gooey banana cream pie filling from her face and threw it at the scientist

the scientist ducked

causing the banana goo to smack into the face of a gentleman standing nearby a

waitress pointed at the gentlemen and left

The angry gentlemen wiped the goo from his face and smooshed it into the waitresses face

Well said the waitress I've never been so insulted in all my life

Your honor get out more m'lady yeah

said a chubby bald guy

Shoo mind. Your own business birdbrain said another man as he poked the chubby bald guy in the eyes

The chubby bald guy fell backwards and landed on the scientist banana tree. Which was just a tiny sampling in 1936

the Tiny Banana tree Snapped in half and died

Now if the scientist banana tree died in 1936 he could never grow up them produce bananas

Therefore the scientist would not have had the main ingredient he used to make his banana cream pie in the year 2020

Consequently the banana cream pie could not exist

Tell that to these guys

Many scientists throughout the centuries have pondered the banana cream pie paradox and have come to the conclusion that people should be really really

Really really really careful when they use time machines

Because one simple change in the past affect the future

And even possibly destroy our entire planet

Chapter 3 the real ending to our last adventure

As we already saw in chapter 1 George and harold were being taken to jail when tippi tinkle trousers travelled backwards through time and interfered

But what would have happened if he hadn't showed up?

What was supposed to happen?

Before tippy so rudely interrupted them well sit back and get comfortable because they're about to find out

The police Chief and his right-hand men officer Nick quigley handcuff George and harold and shuffled them into the back of their police car

He's got the wrong guys cried Harold we didn't Rob that bank

It's true said George that bank was robbed by our evil twins from an alternate universe

Yeah, right said officer may quigley if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that excuse

On the way to jail the cops drove past, Mr.. Krupp who was busy cleaning up the soggy toilet paper in his yard

Hey shouted the police chief. That's the guy who robbed the bank with those kids

Let's get him the old offer asuna quigley

The cop slammed on the brakes grabbed, Mr.

Krupp handcuffed him and threw him into the back seat of the car along with George and Harold

The channels lasted for nearly a year and George Harold and Mr.. Crump were off on the guilty

They were each sentenced to ten years of incarceration

This unusually harsh sentence was tough on George and harold, but it was really hard on Mr.. Krupp

chapter four life and the Big House

Poor Mr.. Krupp

He had been locked up, but the peak was state penitentiary for months and the life of a jailbird just wasn't his thing

All day long he had people bossing him around

He a nutritionally deficient horrible-tasting meals in a filthy cafeteria

He got bullied constantly by a bunch of meathead of thugs

And he spent his days doing minaya busy work in an overcrowded poorly ventilated sweatshop

Mr.. Krupp was told when to eat when to read and when to exercise

He even asked permission to go to the bathroom

he was constantly bombarded with pointless rules ridiculous discipline random searches metal Detector security cameras and

pharmaceuticals designed to make everyone compliant in docile

It was a lot like being a student in Jerome horrid supplementary school except that the prison had better funding Mr.

Krupp grumbled angrily to himself as he stomped around the prison courtyard on a gloomy autumn afternoon

in the center of the courtyard A

Giant Green Tarp shield everyone's eyes from something large and tall that was being built in honor of the pico state penitentiaries upcoming 10-year anniversary

Everyone assumed there was some kind of statue, but since nobody had seen this top-secret project not even the warden

Nobody was quite sure of what it was I?

Don't sick of this place, Mr.. Crump muttered to himself

Everybody's always telling me what to do if one more person gives me another order. I think I'm going to go crazy

Hey that lis shouted a tiny inmate working behind the green tarp. Give me that damn ur over there

Mr.. Crup clashes fest furiously you can't tell me what to do. He screamed. You're a prisoner. Just like I am I

Most certainly Am nothing like you said the tiny prisoner

It was tippy tinkle trousers who was serving an 8-year sentence for attempting to take over the planet with intent to enslave humanity?

Mr.. Crump rolled up his sweaty sleeves and stomped over to the pint-sized prisoner. He eyed tippy up and down

Tippy eyed Mr.. Crup down and up hey, Mr.. Crump shouted you look kind of familiar. I

Agree said tippy, but I can't quite remember where I've seen you before

the two men walked in slow circles around each other

Well, whoever you are Mr.. Crup. Said you've got no business bossing me around. I love you

No said tippy that I'm more than just a wiggly prisoner. I'm in our feast

I was handpicked to build a world what I mean, they statue by Warden's Morden

Suddenly a rotund little man peeped his bulbous dandruff speckled head out from behind the green tarp

Mm. Somebody just say my name

Yes, excitedly. It was warden, Gordon Biersch Morton the Guardian and Chief Jailer of Peak estate penitentiaries

Warden, shhhh Morton was known far and wide for his cruelty in strictness

He one-sentence a prisoner to a year solitary confinement just for ending a sentence with a preposition

Warden Warden was undoubtedly the most fanatically evil person anyone had ever met

But the injurious Jailer had one fatal weakness

He was easily flattered and that weakness was exactly what tippy tinkled trousers used to talk his way into making a giant statue

Award and Gordon Bored and Morton to commemorate the ten year anniversary of the pequot state penitentiary

Just leave everything to me said tippy at the start of the project and now construct the mooc stunningly handsome statue

you've ever seen

Really?

said the Warden

can you make an extra time extra handsome of

course said Tippi

Wonderful Cried Warden Warden

How soon can you get started?

As soon as I give my supplies said tippy

He handed the warden a carefully written a list of tools and materials. Hey

said Warden Warden looking over the list

Why do most of these supplies come from the mad scientist Mini Mall?

what do you need him also flying saucer forage inhibits our fall and

What kind of a statue uses he reversed some Gobby leading track tomek fractionalize, Er?

You know said tippy. I don't tell you how to run your prison so don't tell me how to build my statues

Fair enough said Wardens Morton

chapter 5 the Unveiling

One brisk evening in late October the entire Prison was yawning with excitement

The prisoners had all Gathered in the bleachers under a clear moonlit sky as the prison men played a slow

Reverent and deeply moving rendition of hoop there it is

After everyone dried their eyes warden Gordon board in sh Morden Stepped onto the stage to congratulate himself

He proudly bragged about his great humility

Confessed his intense hatred of intolerant people and spoke for hours about his legendary Brevity

then the moment of truth arrived

Tippi tinkle trouser statue was finally ready to be shown to the world

With great theatrical flair tippi proudly strutted out to the courtyard and grabbed hold of the giant green tarp

Gentlemen and gentlemen he announced it gives me great pleasure to get the heck out of here

Tippi port on a tarp and reveal this creation

Shouted warden Gordon Board in sh Morton let statue doesn't have a head

It's not the statue yelled tippi as he climbed a tall ladder up to the cockpit on top

It's a giant Robo suit and after I escaped from this horrible prison. I'm going to put a name to that

Nonsensical Nuisance Captain underpants

Tippi Wiggled into the tiny cockpit and started up the engines

Suddenly the Colossal contraption came to life

its mighty chest heaved as a gigantic gorilla like arms swayed threatening, LI

The alloys screamed Wardens, Morton stop. That's good

Armed Guards ran in every Direction while sirens wailed and prisoners screamed for their lives

Massive searchlights swept across the sky as the Metallic behemoths took its first thunderous steps toward freedom

Suddenly tippy stopped and thought for a moment

Hey, I know where I saw that guy before

He said tippy searched the crowds of panicking prisoners until he found the one he was looking for

The giant hand of Tippy's rubber suit reached down and plucked Mr.. Crup from the crowd

I knew I recognized you from somewhere said tippy you were the principal of that school. I shrink last year. Oh

Yeah

Said Mr.. Crup. I remember you now you're in that professor. Poopy pants guy

My name is not professor Poopy pants

Screamed the angry villain that was a ridiculous name, so I changed to tippy tinkle trousers

Gee that's a lot better said Mr.. Crup. Sarcastically

Tippy glared into Mr.. Crupp's defiant eyes, I shall ignore your impudence on one condition

Tippy said tell me where I can find George pilon held hutchins

George and Harold asked Mr.. Krupp as he dangled precariously from tippy's giant robotic fingertips. What do you want with those two?

Those boys have something to do with Captain underpants said Tibby. I've seen them more together

They know each other. I'm sure of it

Well, they should be pretty easy to find said Mr.. Krupp. They're both locked up at the pequod's Juvenile Detention Center

They're in Juvie a said to be with the sinister smirk

Nets will react in the girl

Tippi clutched Mr.. Krupp. Tightly in his robotic fist as he stomped forward crushing the armored watchtower and smashing through Cellblock B

Freeze or we'll shoot shouted the guards

How about that?

I shoot a new freeze

Said Tippi as he pressed the button on his control panel

causing a giant door in the chest of his robot suit to swing open a

Massive laser shooter poked out from the mechanical depths of the Robo suit and zapped the armed guards

Suddenly they were transformed into frozen statues

What did you just do sprayed Mr.. Krupp hysterically? Oh?

Relax said Tippi. It's just my freezy beam four thousand it temporarily freezes

Whatever it snaps for as long as I choose those guards will thaw out in about ten minutes, and they'll be perfectly fine

Tippy's heaving mechanical Monstrosity thundered through the prison parking lot

battering buses and crushing cars as it headed toward the pequod Juvenile Detention Center, I

Just don't get it said Mr.. Krupp. What's so important about Captain underpants that?

Ridiculous Superhero Fooled my plot to take over the planet and enslave humanity

Shouted Tippi, he's the reason I got locked up

Everybody knows that said Mr.. Krupp, but what's gonna stop him from the defeating again? Oh?

Don't you worry your sweaty little head the belt that said tippy all right. We've got the few tricks up my sleeve this time

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Test build of PC based on i7 7800x | my new PC for a work (part 1) - Duration: 11:26.

Hello everyone, my name is Askar and the channel "IT Verdict" with you

and as you probably guessed from a very crooked inscription on the board

(it is immediately evident that I did it, not Kate),

today we will assembly a computer.

For a long time as the main PC I had a computer assembled

in the case of COUGAR QBX Kaze Black based on i7 2600k and motherboard Asus P8H77-I,

on which the processor can not be overclocked, of course.

on which the processor can not be overclocked, of course.

Also on this board, there were only 2 slots for DDR3 RAM.

I had only 12 gigabytes by 2 slots

that worked at a very low frequency.

that worked at a very low frequency.

And finally I had a chance to assembly a new PC.

Part of the hardware came to the review,

part of it send me Max from GoodChoiceShow and some of i bought.

part of it send me Max from GoodChoiceShow and some of i bought.

The assembly does not pretend to be an ideal balance

or a recommendation to buy, but nevertheless,

some of the compilers will be examined in more detail.

So, let's begin.

The computer will be assembled in the AEROCOOL AERO-500 case.

I chose this case for several hours and in my opinion this is one

of the best cases among inexpensive solutions.

Of the features, the presence of a card reader on the front panel,

as well as the ability to install right up to 5-case ventilators

+ control them through 2 three positional reobus.

We'll talk about this in more detail when assembling, but for now we will continue.

We'll talk about this in more detail when assembling, but for now we will continue.

We'll talk about this in more detail when assembling, but for now we will continue.

Base is the motherboard will be Asus PRIME X299-A.

This is the motherboard on socket 2066, which, by the way, is very cool,

it's possible to put processors analogues of cabylake and skylake i5 and i7

That is, in fact, these are the same processors as the usual desktop

i5 and i7, at the same price only for the socket 2066

This is not bad, especially when you plan to assemble

This is not bad, especially when you plan to assemble

on 2066, however, the top CPU is too expensive at the moment.

on 2066, however, the top CPU is too expensive at the moment.

Of the features, it should also be noted that it is possible to connect

two m2 of storage, one under the radiator and the other

perpendicularly using a special mount.

As there are as many as 8 slots for RAM up to 128 gigabytes,

while some RAM-s can be dispersed right up to 4.400 Gigahertz.

while some RAM-s can be dispersed right up to 4.400 Gigahertz.

The board should have a good sound with support for physical 7.1,

which is answered by the codec from Realtek

There are 3 pci x16 connectors for connecting video cards

and an SLI bridge is also included.

Well, of course the motherboard supports all the main technologies

from Asus and Intel such as Asus Aura, Intel Optane Memory Ready

and much more, but more on that later.

By the way, the heart is exactly the i7 7800x

(six-core 12-thread) Intel processor, which we will try to overlock.

(six-core 12-thread) Intel processor, which we will try to overlock.

Helping us in this will be a cooler from the NOCTUA, model NH-D9L.

Helping us in this will be a cooler from the NOCTUA, model NH-D9L.

Yes, this may not be enough, but we will not make a guess.

Yes, this may not be enough, but we will not make a guess.

Why this cooler, the fact is, we are unfortunately limited by the height of the cooler,

since the case is not very deep and will give the

cooling system no more than 155 mm in height.

cooling system no more than 155 mm in height.

And from the less low options that are available in our country,

this one turned out to be the most interesting.

At the same time and check what he is capable of.

The operative memory will consist of 2 dice from kingston to 8 gigabytes

each and we will boot from SSD as well from kingston to 120 gigabytes.

each and we will boot from SSD as well from kingston to 120 gigabytes.

Oh, yes, well, I almost forgot. Video card.

It will be a graphic card from Asus Radeon RX480

I do not have more powerful graphics cards,

I do not have more powerful graphics cards,

and I should have enough of its capabilities.

The power suply for this whole thing will be my old unit -

it's DeepCool DQ550 ST with gold certificate.

So, like I forgot nothing, let's go.

As you can see, there are 4 connectors for controlling the case fans.

Two called FAN1, which are controlled by the first switch on the reobus,

Two called FAN1, which are controlled by the first switch on the reobus,

and 2 are called FAN2, which are controlled respectively by a second switch.

and 2 are called FAN2, which are controlled respectively by a second switch.

Personally, I have 1 fan for ouput and 1 for input connected to FAN1

and also 1 fan for ouput and 1 for input connected to FAN2.

Accordingly, I have 4 levels of adjustment.

Accordingly, I have 4 levels of adjustment.

The video card naturally rises without problems and as you can see,

there is enough time for installing a three-ventilator GPU.

there is enough time for installing a three-ventilator GPU.

As for the temperatures, the sensors on this processor unfortunately

get very bad, but approximately at a turbo-bush up to 4GHz,

the temperature kept around 75 degrees under load.

the temperature kept around 75 degrees under load.

In a simple temperature, the temperature dropped to 38-39 degrees

at a temperature of 31 degrees in the room.

After overclocking, the temperature in idle has not changed,

since the processor still dumps the frequency in idle time.

And at 31 degrees in the room, the temperature of the processor was around 40-41 degrees.

And at 31 degrees in the room, the temperature of the processor was around 40-41 degrees.

As for the temperature of the processor after the acceleration to 4.6 GHz,

the temperatures peaked at 100 degrees, but the average temperature

was 88-89 degrees in the core.

was 88-89 degrees in the core.

And yes, the frequency of 4.6 GHz was taken with a factor

of 46 and with a voltage per core of 1.195.

At the same time, the main memory,

which was operating at 2133 MHz, was overclocked to 2424 MHz

Summing up, I want to highlight first of all,

of course the case, the motherboard and the cooler.

The case is simply excellent for its money, convenient for assembly and functional.

The only point to be remembered about is that it is not deep,

which makes it compact, but it complicates the selection of processor

cooling, but if this problem does not frighten you,

then boldly acquire it.

then boldly acquire it.

I also forgot to say that the box fan running in the kit

is here alone and it is located on the back wall.

is here alone and it is located on the back wall.

The rest 4 were bought by me additionally and by the way

very significantly influenced the temperature.

As for the motherboard, this is an excellent option on the top assembly

for 2066 at the current time.

This is not a top solution for 2066, which nevertheless includes

a huge functionality and capabilities, in which I have yet to understand.

In general, if your budget is enough for the top assembly,

but I do not want to overpay for just that -

I recommend.

As for the cooler, its performance was quite expected.

It is stated that it is capable of dissipating power of about

It is stated that it is capable of dissipating power of about

140 W, that is exactly the same as claimed by the i7 7800x processor

Because on some great temperatures, it was not expected to count,

Because on some great temperatures, it was not expected to count,

and you know that this processor has a cover, which also plays a role.

However, given its size and the fact that it is sooo quiet,

the cooler is an excellent solution.

the cooler is an excellent solution.

As for the tests of this system, I will try to find a more powerful video card

for this than rx480, which is certainly good, but still weak in comparison

with the rest of the hardware.

And if I succeed, I will conduct a full test on the games

And if I succeed, I will conduct a full test on the games

that you will offer here in the comments.

In general, thanks for attention, I hope this release was interesting for you

In general, thanks for attention, I hope this release was interesting for you

This is my first experience building on the channel,

so write your opinion in the comments,

rate the video and see you in the next releases.

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chapter 11 Dark Foreshadows

Melvin Went into his garage and climbed into his glow-in-the-dark

Time-Traveling robe with squid Sooo

Quickly the suit powered up and started slinking and slithering toward the school yard as Melvin Began the long Journey to Bring George

Harold and Captain underpants back home where they belonged

After solving some surveillance photo issues at the Bank

Melvin zapped himself to the future

fetched everyone and brought them all back one year earlier to the exact time and place where they had departed on their journey in our

last book

George Harold and Captain underpants have been through a lot in the past few days

But now it was as if they had never left at all

Everything was just as it had been

The turbo toilet Mm. Won't arrive on Earth for another two weeks, so Melvin's future as a superhero would never become reality

And nobody was happier about that than Melvin himself. I don't have to be a superhero anymore

Cried Melvin happily, I can finally follow my destiny

Peace and quiet at last

But you still haven't told us why you've brought us back said George yeah said harold what gives oh?

You'll find out said Melvin with a foreboding chuckle in two weeks, you'll find out

Melvin unleashed a horrible villainous laugh as his glow-in-the-dark Robo squid suit began to shake and buzz

Soon he and his tentacle time machine disappeared to a ball of electric light?

chapter 12 Headin home

George and Harold had no choice, but to take Mr.

Crup home they brought him to his front door gothic Pl4 behind the bushes and let him inside

Go over to the kitchen sink and splash some water on your face said George

Iii Sir said captain underpants. He did as he was told and in no time at all

He was back to his grumpy old self I

Wonder what's going to happen in two weeks said hailed as he and George walked home

I'm sure it's no big deal said George if Melvin can handle it we can handle it

Soon George and Harold were back up in their tree house

Carefully, they placed crackers eggs on some soft pillows under a few desk lamps

There said George that should keep them warm and cozy

George and Hal were dead tired the admin slept in over 30 hours, and they'd been running for their lives most of that time I?

Need a serious nap said harold as he settled into his beanbag chair

Me too said George has he collapsed into his own being back chair

Saving the world is exhausting

I'm still a little worried about that whole two weeks thing said held that sounds really bad

Relax said George there's nothing we can do about it now anyway

Let's try to stay out of trouble for the next two weeks said harold if the world is going to end

I don't want to be stuck in the tension the whole time. Oh

Don't worry so much said George

Besides how much trouble could we get until in two weeks anyway?

Chapter Thirteen Eleven minutes later George Harold get down here right now

George and held opened their eyes

Wearily they stumbled to the treehouse door and looked down

George's Mom and Dad and Harold's mom. We're all standing down in the yard looking very angry

The school called George's Dad said they told us that you kids weren't in class today

Uh-oh said George. We're ted said harold would you mind explaining what you've been doing all day ass harold's mom angrily?

George inhaled could hide the truth no longer they decided to confess everything

We couldn't go to school today said George

We had to save the earth from an evil crazy guy who was riding around in a giant pair of robotic pants

Yeah, said harold we spent the last day traveling through time running from dinosaurs and teaching Caveman how to defend themselves

Very funny Shadow George is dead if your kids think he can skip school and goof around all day you're in for a big surprise

George and Harold had never seen their parents so angry

the two boys spent the next five hours Mowing lawns weeding gardens vacuuming houses washing cars

Dusting furniture cleaning out garages. Why washing fences doing dishes folding laundry and taking out garbage?

It was exhausting work, but it was nothing compared to what was to come next

Chapter 14, what was to come next?

George and Harold had never been so tired in all their lives at 9:30 p.m.

They grunted goodnight to each other and limped into their houses like zombies

Would you like a snack dear said Harold's mother?

No, thanks

He mumbled he was too tired for a snack too tired to take a bath

Too tired to put his pajamas on or take his shoes off he didn't even have the energy to turn out his bedroom light

He just collapsed on top of his bed and fell asleep instantly

22 seconds later the telephone Rang it was George

Harold's mother brought the phone into his room and held it up to his ear

Harold was too tired to even say hello. He just mumbled

Mmm. I just remembered something said George Penny can tomorrow was test day

Howard's bloodshot eyes popped open and he sat on the street. Oh

No, pano's cried. I forgot all about that

Me too said George. We're having made you testing oliver classes tomorrow. We're gonna have to stay up all night long and study

Chapter 15

Mm

When the sun Rose the next day George inhaled were still going through their spelling checklists

George was almost done studying harold still had to read 44 pages of his natural history textbook

Breakfast is ready shouted George's Dad from downstairs

George stumbled down exhaustedly and tried to smoosh some waffles into his mouth he missed

Meanwhile Harold was sitting at his breakfast table when a burned out stupor buttering a cereal and pouring milk on his toast

Did you get any sleep at all last night as Terrell's mom?

Okay, harold answered Harold's answer didn't make any sense, but it was the best. He could do under the circumstance

Before long the Georgian Harold were ready for school. They met up as they did every school day in George's front yard

eerie humming

Jessie ass shorts do polly

I said held he was so tired. He couldn't even answer a simple question from his best friend correctly

How was he going to manage a day's worth of tests?

us get this over with George mount

Wait said Harold. I want to check on crab your zigs before I go to school

Harold wobble to George's backyard and hoisted himself up the ladder to the treehouse

area

said George

Harold did not answer

Hey

Shouted George oh yeah, he leads

Harold did not come down

George plan with the steps and peeked inside the treehouse

It was just us yet expected Harold had fallen asleep at their desk

Harold said George shaking his friends shoulder. We go men you're gonna believe her it says

She's I really won't harold. I just needed sleep for five years please

Woky said George, but no I mean it longer

George took his backpack off and set it against the treehouse door

Then he plopped down in his beanbag chair and looked at his pocket watch

7:53 a.m.. The second hand was taken by awfully slowly

I'm she's going to close my eyes for a second said George

Just for a few seconds

That afternoon George yawned and stretched as he rolled over in his beanbag chair. He glanced at his pocket watch again

4:41 p.m.

George closed his eyes and went back to sleep

suddenly as I shot open oh

No, George screamed harold awoke with a jump we feel asleep George cried. We slept through school

We slept through our test. We slept through everything oh

No

Harold wailed we're dead man game over

George inhaled peaked out their treehouse window Harold's mom was out in her garden. She was whistling a cheerful tune

That's strange said held why didn't the school call her and tell her we were absent. I have no idea said George

George and held climbed down from the tree house and walked over to the Garden

How was school today asked Harold's mom? Oh?

Same as always I guess said harold he really was guessing

George's Mom heard them talking and came over

You didn't miss school today. Did you ask George's Mom um?

nope said George

Technically George was telling the truth. He hadn't really missed school at all

chapter 16 super Secret test day

The next day when George inhaled arrived at school, Mr.. Krupp was overjoyed to see them

He met them at the front door shook their hands enthusiastically and gave them both big sweaty hugs

This can't be good George said you're wrong said Mr.. Krupp. It's the best day ever it's the day

I've been waiting for since I met you two horrible people. Let's all go to my office shall. We I've got refreshments as

They walk down the long Hallway Toward, Mr.. Crump's office. Several teachers patted Mr.. Krupp on the back and congratulated him

the entire school staff seemed delighted

Were doomed said Harold?

When they finally got to Mr.. Crupp's office he plopped down into his chair and spun around a few times giggling with Glee

after a few minutes and George started to become impatient I

Thought you say they were going to be refreshments George said

Not for you shouted Mr.. Krupp angrily as he slammed his fist on his desk

He opened his drawer pulled out a warm diet soda and popped it open

Then he leaned back in his chair and sipped loudly as he chuckled to himself I

Just want to soak this moment in he said with the light as fizzy brown phosphoric acid dribbled down his chin's

You boys have really messed up this time Mr.. Krupp left. You skipped school on Super Secret test day

Super Secret test Day said Harold. What does that mean?

I thought you'd never ask

Mr.. Crup said gleefully you see I've been looking for a way to separate you two kids for years now

But I never figured out how to do it until yesterday

Then it came to me in a flash of inspiration

super Secret test day

What's so secret about it? That's George

You should be asking what's so super about it said, Mr.. Crup. Joyfully

Because it just might be the crowning achievement to my entire career

George and Harold looked at each other nervously

Suddenly the door opened and the school's math teacher miss calculator entered the room

She sneered down one at Georgian held and poked her tongue out at them as she walked by

Here the figures you asked for she said handing Mr.. Crump a large manila envelope

Things Anita, Mr.. Crump said he smelled the envelope like he was admiring the aroma of a gourmet meal

It's a real shame. You boys miss school yesterday, Mr.

Crup said your teachers hated into it, but they had to give you both zeroes on all of your tests

But we studied really hard said held can't we take makeup tests

No, no, no no no Mr.. Krupp said grinning evilly from ear to ear

There will be no makeup tests

Don't worry Harold said George will do really good on our final exams this year we can bring our grades back up

Final exams have been cancelled for this year who said Mr.. Krupp Cheerfully

Isn't that wonderful news?

You and all your classmates will get seven more weeks of school with no homework

No quizzes, and no studying your grades are the whole year have been already been calculated. Oh

No said George. We're we're going to flunk the fourth grade

Actually, it's worse than that said, Mr.

Krupp as yellow teeth glistening in a grin so wide it seems to stretch Beyond the boundaries of his face

Normally you want to get this information until summer vacation begins, but I thought I'd be nice and show you your grades early

Isn't that fun?

He opened the manila envelope and slipped to report card store George inhaled quickly the boys opened them up and scan through them

George's final grade for the Year was

62.7% a terrible grade to be sure but still a passing grade

George would move on to fifth grade next year

Harold whose grades were not quite as good as George's wasn't so lucky

Harold his final grade was fifty nine point seven percent

Harold had failed oh

No, harold moaned as his eyes began to fill with tears. I'm one of one through fourth grade

Yeah, I think that too bad said Mr.. Krupp with a delighted twinkle in his eyes

He looked up and miscalculated and they both burst into fits of laughter

There's nothing you can do about it either, Mr.

Calculator sneered you two brats will be in different grades next year, you'll never see each other in school anymore

You'll have different teachers different classes and different friends

Chapter 17 the idea. I can't believe they're gonna separate us said held as the boys walked home from school that afternoon

George said nothing he was thinking he knew there was a way to solve this problem. I

Can't believe I've to spend an extra year at that school too harold mode trying not to cry

The worst part is that I actually studied. I know this stuff

I could have probably gotten straight B's if I had taken those tests yesterday

That's it Cried. George confidently. We can fix this

But how said harold they won't let us take makeup tests

Who says we have to take makeup tests George replied? Let's take though real tests held looked suspicious

What do you mean he asked?

Melvin said he kept his time-traveling squid thing in his garage right said George

Let's borrow it and go back in time to yesterday morning. Then we can take those tests like we were supposed to problem solved

No way haled protested whenever we travel around in times bad stuff happens

What could be worse than being in different grades next year George calendar. Do you really want to spend an extra year at that school?

Harold didn't have nerd for that

Besides said George, we're only going back in time one day. How could anything bad happen in just one day I?

Guess you're right said harold George, and he'll turned around and headed over to Melvin's house

luckily Melvin's garage door was open

cautiously the two boy sneaked inside and looked around and

They're standing in the corner beside a box of blanks from Seven-inch gangling Wrenches was the glow-in-the-dark

Time-traveling rubber squid suit we should be doing this harald whispered or trespassing and stealing

Hey Melvin started this whole mess George reminded harald. We're just fixing it besides. We're not stealing. We're just borrowing

Against his better judgment Haled helped Hoist George up into the cockpit

Suddenly the Robo Squid suit powered up and began to glow a few moments later the controls were all set okay

Said George let's go back in time and take those dome tests

He picked harald up with one of his glowing tentacles took a few steps forward and pressed the start button

the Glow-in-the-Dark

time-traveling rubber squid suit began shaking and sputtering as a zip backwards in time 32 hours a

Blinding ball of light flashed suddenly and George and harold arrived bright and early yesterday morning. Just in time for school as

Hell to help George climb out of the cockpit he noticed that there were now two glow-in-the-dark time-traveling robe of squid suits

Hey said hailed how come there are two glow-in-the-dark time-traveling rubble squid suits

HmM said George I guess that one in the corner is the one from yesterday

When we went back in time, we created a duplicate time machine. Oh

Said held no one should thank us. Yeah said George. That was very thoughtful of us

George and Harold Ran back through town as fast as they could

Soon they were scrambling up the steps of Jerome Horwitz Elementary school this feels weird said George

I've never been so happy to go to school before or to take tests said Harold and

Indeed it was a happy school day for George and harold they took all of their tests

Did pretty well on most of them and never had to deal with anything super or secret again at least not until that afternoon?