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Waching daily Aug 26 2017

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Fair skin Kang Dongil!

Who's that?

Just some rich guy.

I just said anything.

It's the Say Anything Festival.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

Somi.

That's such a pretty shirt.

Let me borrow it.

She just asked anyone to lend her clothes!

That size wouldn't fit her.

Daughter-in-law! My size is a medium.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it a foot bag?

He kicked his ear!

The king has two ears!

That's a secret!

Let's meet the next contestant.

A werewolf?

I'm so upset! Geez!

Amazing.

He wasn't howling. He was angry.

That's so funny!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Thanks for letting me borrow this, Somi.

The shirt has been stretched out!

From size 44 to 88.

4, 4, 4, 4.

8, 8, 8, 8.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Why did you have to come now?

What is it?

It's lunch time.

He said it's lunch time.

- Amazing. / - A 1 to 2 statement.

Yeongjin, what did you have for lunch?

A glass window.

- Don't be a picky eater. / - Okay.

Let's meet the next contestant.

- Parcel delivery. / - Thank you.

He delivered that parcel so secretively!

- Amazing! / - A speedy delivery statement.

Right. I left it at security.

- Left what? / - The security guard.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Chunhyang, lift up your head.

Put your head back down.

Mongryong panicked and spaced out a bit.

That's right!

Seafood pancakes over Chunhyang.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it Choi Minsu?

How much gas would you like?

- It was a gas station employee. / - Right.

I'd like a full tank of absurdity.

Answer. Park Boyoung.

Let's meet the next contestant.

♪ My love battery is all out ♪

An electric discharge statement.

Let's meet the next contestant.

♪ Like my chest are pears ♪

Naju pears on his chest.

Amazing.

He deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Want to go to the fish room?

I'm down for the fish room.

Hello.

Not a PC room!

It was a fish room!

Right.

The best fish are at the army training center.

Fish!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Ready...

Is it a race?

- 3! / - 3!

It's just saying the number 3!

- ♪ A ♪ / - ♪ Rirang ♪

♪ Arirang ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it a mountain god?

A fire! A fire!

The mountain god's house caught on fire.

Put it out, out, out...

Go, go, go, go!

From the Say Anything Festival

this has been caster taxi driver...

And commentator screwdriver.

Hello!

For more infomation >> Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 3:59.

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Dagashi Kashi tập 2 - Cậu có muốn trở thành "người lớn" cùng tôi không ? - Duration: 24:30.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! | Unicorn CMP [1] - Duration: 12:16.

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Blushing Old Age | 볼빨간 회춘기 [Gag Concert / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 4:43.

(Blushing Old Age)

The senior citizen center took us to

an amusement park.

I should get in line for this when nobody's around.

Move it!

Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!

This arrogant newbie is trying to

get on the ride before me.

Trying to sit in the back row on the pirate ship.

- Hey. / - What is it?

So you can hear.

I'm getting on this ride first.

You get behind me.

- Why are you doing this? / - Get going!

Why did you push me?

You made me fall!

So you can stand up without a cane.

What are you saying?

Look at this.

It's bleeding because I scraped it from that push.

It stopped now.

So you stop bleeding.

What are you saying?

Hey, forget all that. I'm getting on first.

Get behind me.

I'm getting on first!

I've been waiting here for 30 minutes.

So you haven't passed out yet.

He still has so much energy.

My legs are starting to tremble.

It's not just your legs, Yeonggil.

You're barely staying alive.

I have energy now.

- Why? / - From thoughts of beating you.

What?

You need a beating.

Yeonggil.

Please be merciful.

I have no mercy.

Hammer.

- Bring the one for summer vacation. / - Yes!

- Oh, no... I'm dead now. / - Hey.

- Down on all fours. / - Okay...

- Hammer, let's do this. / - Okay.

That stings!

- That stings! / - That's enough. Stop it.

See that? This is how terrifying we are.

So you'd better get behind me.

- I waited here. / - I'm getting on first!

- I waited for 30 minutes. / - Why you...

I'm going to ride all the rides by myself!

You're bobbing your shoulders.

Are you excited to be at this amusement park?

My back itches but I can't reach.

This is killing me. Help me out.

- I don't want to. That's gross. / - What, fool?

Let's ignore them

and go on the rollercoaster.

Yeonggil, that ride isn't for the elderly.

Yeah? Then let's ride the pirate ship.

That one isn't for people with heart problems.

Yeah? Then what should I ride?

You should ride a limousine.

What? A limousine?

They'll take you to your final resting place.

- Do you want to be in this car? / - What?

- No... / - Think before speaking.

Yes...

Why are you talking nonsense?

We should take a nice photo at a place like this.

Is there anything cute

like animal ears?

- This is why I brought this. / - How nice.

It looks great on you.

You look like you'll fly up to heaven soon.

- I'm taking the photo. / - No, give me that.

I'm going to hit you with it.

- Gosh. / - Don't do that.

What was that?

Yeonggil, you don't need to put that on.

It's already faintly visible above your head.

Yeah?

I can see yours clearly.

- Gosh... / - You need a beating.

Yeonggil...

I won't just stand for a beating.

- Yeah? / - Yes!

Hammer, upgrade the gear.

- The gear... / - I came up with this for you.

- Stand up straight. / - Yes...

Let's do this, Hammer.

That might kill me too. That's enough.

Stop all this nonsense.

The parade is starting soon.

Let's all go watch that.

A parade?

What is this?

Get out of here.

What is this?

This is so childish!

- Gosh... / - Come on...

He's first! He's first!

Run away!

He's oldest!

Let me just change my pants.

For more infomation >> Blushing Old Age | 볼빨간 회춘기 [Gag Concert / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 4:43.

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Cars 3 war with robots for Children - Disney Pixar Lightning McQueen and Friends Cartoon for Kids - Duration: 2:43.

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Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 1:21:06.

(That's Okay, That's Okay)

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Even if you fail in business ♪

♪ Even if you fail in love ♪

♪ Everything will work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ On my way back from the dentist ♪

♪ I ran into a thug ♪

♪ He said I stared at him ♪

♪ And then he approached me ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ He slapped me in the face ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ It didn't hurt from the anesthetic ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ He said he wants to see me tomorrow ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ I'm going to the dentist tomorrow again ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

It won't hurt.

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ My dad trusted his friend ♪

♪ And invested in his business ♪

♪ He found out that friend ♪

♪ Is a known conman ♪

♪ Is he okay? Is he okay? ♪

♪ He lost his entire life's savings ♪

♪ Is he okay? Is he okay? ♪

♪ All he had was $200 ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ He's never worked a day in his life ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ My dad is all about YOLO ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ This time... ♪

♪ This time... ♪

♪ This time, it's my turn ♪

♪ At a bar last night ♪

♪ I was set up with a girl ♪

♪ She said I wasn't good looking enough ♪

♪ And just drank without talking ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ She said one thing in the middle of drinking ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ That I look handsome since she's drunk ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ After 2 rounds of drinks, I became Park Bogum ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ After 3 rounds, I became Gang Dongwon ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

- ♪ After 4... ♪ / - That's enough of that.

You went on and on.

Hey!

If you're Park Bogum,

I'm Park Bogum too.

You stay out of this.

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ My little brother is such a pain ♪

♪ I can't even talk to him ♪

♪ He starts screaming so easily ♪

♪ And all he does is sleep ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ It's been like this for 3 years ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ My little brother is 3 years old ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ He gets me money during the holidays ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ He makes more than my dad ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

Even if your fan breaks, it's okay.

- It's so hot! / - So hot!

Why is the fan broken? It's so hot.

- The fan is broken? / - Yeah, it's broken.

Want us to cool you off?

- Really? / - Yeah.

- Just stand there. / - Okay.

We'll cool you off.

Hold on. Here we go!

That felt so cool!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Did that feel cool?

Are you okay?

That felt cool. Are you okay?

The thing is...

This makes us feel hot.

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ It was cool so that's okay ♪

♪ No matter how hard things are ♪

♪ It'll all work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

(Idiotic Robot)

What's taking him so long with my lunch?

Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!

Geez...

- Did you call, master? / - Yeah.

I have no emotions.

I am Jinho-bot.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

Master.

I packed this lunch myself.

Hurry up with that.

I'm starving here.

This looks great!

Hey! Why's it so salty?

Gosh... What was that just now, master?

The food is too salty.

Do you know how bad that is for you?

So you're a fitness nut now?

You should eat bland foods to live a long life.

Sure, sure. I bet.

Forget it. Just pitch the tent.

Yes, master.

Picnic mode...

Mode...

Jinho-bot, what's wrong? What is it?

Master, my battery is at 5%.

Oh, no. I didn't bring a battery.

Master, in case of emergencies,

I have manual power generator.

Oh, right.

Have a seat for now.

Have a seat. Hold on.

Connect this cable.

Jinho-bot needs to be charged.

Jinho-bot.

Here I go!

Charging...

Are you charging, Jinho-bot?

- I think you have to pedal harder. / - Harder?

This is really tough.

I feel like dying.

Charging...

I bet you're charging well.

I trust you.

- Charging... / - I'm sure he's charging.

Still not done yet?

Charging... What the...

Hey!

Charging...

Come on!

You are not charging!

You're just faking it to get out of doing work!

- Can I just nap for 5 more minutes? / - Shut it!

Geez...

- Honey! / - Hi!

Hi, honey.

- It's so nice outside! / - Isn't it great?

Gosh!

Look at that puppy. How cute.

I want a puppy too.

Dog mode.

What?

What the...

Jinho-bot, you have a mode like this?

Shake.

Go fetch.

What the...

Give me a break!

Nice job!

Get out of here with that!

Let's do this. Come to me.

Why'd you bite me?

German shepherd mode.

Stop being so weird!

- Honey. / - Yeah?

Did you bring watermelon?

Watermelon...

I really want some watermelon.

Of course I brought watermelon.

Bring it out, Jinho-bot.

Yes, master.

You're so thoughtful.

Oh, right.

I forgot to bring a knife though.

- A knife? / - Yeah.

That's okay.

Hyeseon-bot!

What the...

Cutting mode.

Hey, hey!

Hold on...

Hey...

Honey, isn't she amazing?

She is amazing.

Jinho-bot, say hello to Hyeseon-bot.

Hi.

I'm Hyeseon-bot.

He's cute.

Leaving mode.

Where do you think you're doing?

You're just shy, aren't you?

I think you're into Hyeseon-bot.

I am not.

I think you're into her.

I really am not.

Jinho-bot!

This guy's so scary.

How could you?

It's not like that...

Jinho-bot.

You offended Hyeseon-bot and she left.

Yeah. She's not so bad...

Don't speak thoughtlessly because it's not about you.

Be honest then.

- Yeah. / - What's your ideal type?

- A girl with fair skin... / - Okay.

And long straight hair,

who also looks good in high heels.

There's no robot like that.

Yeah, there's no robot like that.

Jinho-bot!

- There's one! / - There she is!

Here she is!

- Here she is! / - This isn't right!

- This isn't right at all! / - Take her.

No way!

(Underpaid)

The war has finally started.

As you all know,

you could die during war.

Think of it as your will

and let's all say some last words.

You first.

I'm not going.

You.

I'm not going.

You.

Then I will not go.

Geez, you guys...

You scum!

General.

After I eliminate these scumbags

with my iron fists,

I'll fight until my last breath.

I'm dead.

What? Why are you dead?

I hit my lifeline.

Why would you die from hitting your lifeline?

I'll increase your lifeline.

I love you, general.

Why do you love me all of a sudden?

You're touching my love line.

Geez!

You just don't want to go. Isn't he super obvious?

- His acting... / - No.

It wasn't obvious at all. It was really natural.

It wasn't natural... Just get going.

What are you doing?

We have 100,000 soldiers in our army.

Nobody will know if I don't show up.

Why wouldn't they know? They'll know.

I don't want to go.

- Geez... / - It's making my blood sugar drop.

Why would you put that on when blood sugar is low?

These are chocolate.

- These are chocolate? / - You couldn't tell.

They're chocolate...

Why would you stick that on here? Take these off.

I'm like these chocolates.

What do you mean?

I'm staying out of this.

Hey.

You should go if your general tells you to.

When your superior tells you to go,

you do what he tells you!

I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it.

Why are you putting on headphones?

These are choco pies.

You couldn't tell they were choco pies.

Choco pies...

The war hasn't even started yet

and you're wearing me out...

- I'm like that. / - What do you mean?

I'm staying out of this.

Geez...

General.

Can I go?

I told you to earlier.

A martial artist should die on the battlefield.

I'll just put on some camouflage...

- To infiltrate the enemy base. / - Alright.

If you put on camouflage...

Alright.

Like a true soldier.

Let's go now.

Gosh! All of that?

You're a true soldier.

Let's go now.

These clothes stand out too much.

You're putting on that much camouflage?

Geez...

Is this the mud festival?

It's so obvious he doesn't want to go.

He's the most obvious.

That wasn't obvious. It was natural.

What are you doing?

Fine, fine.

I'll give you a choco pie

for your blood sugar.

Have a choco pie.

I brought a special one for you, general.

It was hard to make this.

A giant choco pie! Thanks.

It's a chair seat.

It was natural. You couldn't tell.

Why would you eat a chair seat?

Why would you bring this?

Geez!

Get over here. Why has he been...

Why are you crying?

Do you miss your parents?

No.

Are you thinking of your wife and kids?

No.

Then why are you crying?

I really don't want to go.

You can't say that, you coward.

Then go with him.

He's good at fighting and he's brave.

You two can go together.

I said go with him. Why are you crying?

It's awkward between us.

Oh, come on!

You two are the same age.

Both born in 1984.

You two should be friends.

Why are you crying?

I have an early birthday.

Oh, come on!

Why are you crying now?

Crying is my thing.

Get out of here with that!

Geez...

That's it.

I'm going to cut you all down

and then go by myself.

How many are there? 1, 2, 3, 4.

4 for death.

I'm going to kill you first.

Why'd you start counting from there?

If you started here, I'd be 1.

Fine. 1? You get killed 1st.

Oh, come on!

Don't be like that.

Gather up.

We'll play hide and seek.

We'll play hide and seek.

- If you're found, you have to go. / - Alright.

- I'm it. / - Alright.

You have to hide while I count to 10.

You have to go if you're found.

1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Here I come.

What the...

- Where did they go? / - Hey.

I can't see them!

I can't see where they are.

They're right there!

They're right behind you!

Stop it! Stop it!

That's enough! Stop!

- Geez! / - General!

Our men have disappeared!

Report them as missing!

Why would I do that?

They're right behind you!

- There he is. / - Where were you?

You planned this to stay behind.

I'll be it and you all hide.

If I find you, you're coming with me.

I'm only counting to 5.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Alright, when I find you guys...

Where are my men?

Where did they go?

- Where did my men go? / - Boys!

Where did they go?

Save me!

Save me, guys!

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Fair skin Kang Dongil!

Who's that?

Just some rich guy.

I just said anything.

It's the Say Anything Festival.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

Somi.

That's such a pretty shirt.

Let me borrow it.

She just asked anyone to lend her clothes!

That size wouldn't fit her.

Daughter-in-law! My size is a medium.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it a foot bag?

He kicked his ear!

The king has two ears!

That's a secret!

Let's meet the next contestant.

A werewolf?

I'm so upset! Geez!

Amazing.

He wasn't howling. He was angry.

That's so funny!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Thanks for letting me borrow this, Somi.

The shirt has been stretched out!

From size 44 to 88.

4, 4, 4, 4.

8, 8, 8, 8.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Why did you have to come now?

What is it?

It's lunch time.

He said it's lunch time.

- Amazing. / - A 1 to 2 statement.

Yeongjin, what did you have for lunch?

A glass window.

- Don't be a picky eater. / - Okay.

Let's meet the next contestant.

- Parcel delivery. / - Thank you.

He delivered that parcel so secretively!

- Amazing! / - A speedy delivery statement.

Right. I left it at security.

- Left what? / - The security guard.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Chunhyang, lift up your head.

Put your head back down.

Mongryong panicked and spaced out a bit.

That's right!

Seafood pancakes over Chunhyang.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it Choi Minsu?

How much gas would you like?

- It was a gas station employee. / - Right.

I'd like a full tank of absurdity.

Answer. Park Boyoung.

Let's meet the next contestant.

♪ My love battery is all out ♪

An electric discharge statement.

Let's meet the next contestant.

♪ Like my chest are pears ♪

Naju pears on his chest.

Amazing.

He deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Want to go to the fish room?

I'm down for the fish room.

Hello.

Not a PC room!

It was a fish room!

Right.

The best fish are at the army training center.

Fish!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Ready...

Is it a race?

- 3! / - 3!

It's just saying the number 3!

- ♪ A ♪ / - ♪ Rirang ♪

♪ Arirang ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it a mountain god?

A fire! A fire!

The mountain god's house caught on fire.

Put it out, out, out...

Go, go, go, go!

From the Say Anything Festival

this has been caster taxi driver...

And commentator screwdriver.

Hello!

(Come Back, Yumi)

Hello, everyone.

A new kind of mineral water.

If you buy some mineral water today,

you even get a balloon.

I should take a photo for social media.

What are you photographing?

Are you comedian Kang Yumi?

"Would you like to delete this video?" Yes.

What brings you here?

Yumi, come back to Gag Concert.

Why are you here dressed like this?

Don't touch it. You'll wrinkle it.

What's wrong with this place?

This is my second stage

where I give people happiness.

- This place? / - Sure.

When people see...

My balloon twisting...

The people leave

looking as happy as children.

Yumi...

Hey, that's...

Your talents are wasted at this place.

- Right. / - Come back to Gag Concert.

Come with us, Yumi.

- You came here to tell me that? / - Yes.

Now I feel bad.

I'm not going back to Gag Concert.

Why not?

My shoulders are too small

to carry that burden.

You want me to lead Gag Concert again?

Be the president of laughs again?

I need some juniors that can keep up

for me to come back.

I'm not Obama. Do I have to be reelected?

Gag Concert season 2 for Kang Yumi.

No, I refuse.

Who are you talking to?

It's too much pressure for me.

I don't want to become the leader of Gag Concert!

Kim Daehui is the leader of Gag Concert!

You're not even up for running

so hang in there.

Right, Yumi.

The veterans the juniors respect

are Kim Daehui and Yoo Minsang.

Nobody even mentions you.

Nonsense.

- Among the female comedians... / - Not at all.

- In interviews... / - Nope.

- They say I'm their role-model... / - You're mistaken.

- So I was mistaken. / - Yes.

What are you doing?

That tickles, Yumi.

Wouldn't it be great if this was a real sword?

Come on, Yumi...

You can go.

I'm busy.

I have to give water to the people. Go now.

Yumi.

Yumi!

- We can't just leave. / - That's right.

- You won't go? / - That's right.

That's pretty daring.

Then I'll leave.

I'm going to the basement warehouse.

No, Yumi...

Enough with the miming. You're terrible at it.

Tell us how to survive in show business.

We're curious.

Tell us, Yumi.

You guys...

That's a great question.

To survive in show business, remember 2 things.

First,

be careful of those who have makeup on.

This was during the killer sketch, "Love Counselor,"

when I had Korea in the palm of my hand.

They put out an article about

Park Hwisun wanting to date me.

- You all saw, right? / - No.

Shut it. There was an article like that.

I was waiting to be asked out on a date.

But he didn't even acknowledge my greeting.

He just used my name value.

Don't you think?

Beats me.

Look at the time.

What is it, Yumi?

I have a gig at McDonald at 6 where I stand still.

- Yumi. / - Yumi.

Don't get upset if I don't say hello back to you.

It's a job.

If this happens, they cut it from your wages.

Yumi.

Standing still is great and all

but I miss how great you were on stage.

- Right. / - Come back.

Come with us, Yumi.

Why are you doing this to me?

If I said I can't go, just accept it.

Why do you keep harassing me?

I said I can't go!

Why can't you go back, Yumi?

This flower.

Is this flower funny?

Is it funny?

It's pretty.

- Same for my face. / - What?

This flower...

Is still a flower even if you trample it.

Just like the fact that I'm pretty

will never ever change!

She must be crazy.

I'm so upset.

I can't make people laugh

with this flower-like face!

Flower, my foot! You're closer to fertilizer, Yumi!

That's right!

Stop being ridiculous and hang in there, Yumi.

Hang in there!

These warm hands.

Thank you so much.

I hope you two die and go to hell.

What?

Yumi.

Minsang.

What brings you here, Minsang?

What are you doing here?

Can't you see?

I'm working.

Yumi, it's not the time for you to be doing this.

Why are you being like this to me too?

Why are you all doing this to me?

Did the director of Gag Concert send you guys?

To bring back the president of laughs?

It's not that.

Your car is being towed, Yumi.

Oh, no!

What do I do?

This is bad!

Oh, no! I have to perform.

What do I do?

- Yumi. / - Yes?

I'm a comedian too.

You can leave this performance to me and go.

You're trying to look cool but it's not working at all.

Anyway, hold down the fort for me.

I'll be right back!

Hello.

I'm Yoo Minsang the comedian.

Shall we have some fun?

You're not supposed to eat that.

Shut it.

It's Yumi.

Minsang, my car is in my spot just fine...

No...

You made that big plan...

Just to eat some apples?

Tell me it isn't true. Is it?

Yes, it is.

I knew it. Get that pig!

Get that pig!

(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)

- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.

- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.

We're friends, right?

- Right? / - Right?

Can just one of you talk?

Okay.

- Okay. / - Okay.

I'm curious.

- About what? / - About what?

About why people slice a watermelon?

No. What kind of girls do guys like?

A girl like me with a puppy face?

A girl like me with a cat face?

I feel like dying.

I'll tell you. You look like an eater.

You look like dried cabbage.

You...

You just look really weird.

Don't sit on me.

I really hate it.

Guys, congratulate me.

I've been flirting with a movie star.

- How nice. / - How nice.

Humph.

Who is it?

Nobody asked.

Gong Yoo.

So...

We went to a photo shoot together yesterday.

I held Gong Yoo like this

and posed like this.

Know what he said to me?

"Wow, I want to date you."

"Wow, I want to date you."

"Wow, she looks like a mantis."

You have to admit it though.

Do you admit it or not?

What the...

This is where our viewer ratings plummet.

I've never experienced this.

I'm hooked on clubbing these days.

Club sandwiches?

No. Dancing.

You dance whenever you eat a club sandwich.

No, there was a cute guy at the club.

So I approached him like this

and did a sexy move like this...

Do you know what people said about me?

"Wow, that girl's a pro."

"Wow, that girl's a pro."

"Wow, that girl's a sumo wrestler."

Just once...

Think about it seriously.

You could conquer Japan.

Make money abroad.

Treat your parents.

Guys.

How about we visit Myeonghun's house?

Alright. I'll bring alcohol.

I'll bring snacks.

I won't be home.

Let's go clubbing after drinks

and rub up on Myeonghun.

Alright. You just come with us.

You just come with us.

Come see me outside for a beating.

Come with me.

(Quiz Cafe)

An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million

on the line.

I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,

Seo Taehun.

Will someone win the $1 million today?

Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!

Hello!

Good to be here. Hello.

Good to see you, Minsang.

- Minsang. / - Yes.

There's good news.

What is it?

There's a girl that wants to meet you.

Really?

Don't lie.

Alright.

Before we start the actual quiz,

we'll have a warm-up quiz.

Look at the words on screen

and match up the related words.

Here we go!

EXO...

Monster...

Excuse me. Hold on.

The other ones are singers and song titles.

Why does it say Yoo Minsang and pig?

Go ahead!

Go... These connect like this,

which makes Yoo Minsang connect with pig.

Minsang.

Why would you be so cruel to yourself

and say the pig is related to you?

It's not?

The correct answer is all 3.

Pig, loser and monster. That's all you.

Excuse me...

We'll start the actual quiz now.

The first question is about celebrities.

First, these are the options.

1.

Lee Sunjae.

2.

Choi Bulam.

3.

Shin Gu.

Korea's veteran actors.

Here's the question.

Among the following,

who is the worst actor?

Go ahead!

What are you saying?

Who here is a bad actor?

Just relax and say the one...

- Who needs to take more acting classes. / - Hey!

That's the one you should pick.

I'd get in so much trouble!

This question...

Are you referring to Choi Bulam?

No.

Please stop asking me such strange questions.

Ask no questions?

I think you picked Lee Sunjae.

No! I did not...

Look at this guy...

- Shin Gu? / - Huh?

Shin Gu?

No! I said look at this guy.

Minsang has made

the ridiculous criticism,

"Shin Gu, you call that acting?"

I did?

You picked 3.

Unfortunately, you are incorrect.

You pick one. Who is it?

In my opinion,

those 3 up there don't act.

You said all 3.

They make art.

What?

They're the pride of Korea.

I truly respect these 3 great actors.

I should've beat him up.

We'll move on to the next question.

This next question

will be given by pretty KBS announcer Park Sora.

Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.

- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.

Here's your question.

According to a survey,

men that drink, gamble and smoke...

I don't do any of that stuff.

Are favored by women.

- Excuse me. / - Men that do.

Stop joking around

and just give me the question.

Yes, here's your next question.

The next question is about first loves.

Minsang, did you have a first love?

Sure.

I think I was in 8th grade.

There was this girl I used to follow around...

I... What's going on?

Excuse me. What the...

What is this?

Why...

But the thing is...

We're waiting to hear from

all of Minsang's classmates

that he has hurt.

Excuse me...

Hey!

Please keep trying for the $1 million.

Here's the next question.

You've hurt your leg.

Find a method of transportation

while it's healing.

1.

On top of an old man's cart filled with scrap paper.

How could I ride that?

Like this.

No...

- 2... / - Don't do this.

On top of the tray of an old lady

delivering food at the market.

How could I even go up there?

- Like this. / - Hey!

It's up to you to stay balanced.

Stop making composite photos.

3.

A dog sled?

A dog sled doesn't sound too bad.

A dog sled.

Excuse me!

Take it all the way to Busan!

Look here...

Why would a small puppy pull a dog sled?

That's ridiculous.

I ought to hit you.

- You're going to hit the puppy? / - What?

You'll hit it until it moves forward?

No, I meant I'll hit you.

I ought to beat you senseless...

- Scrap paper? / - What?

You want to ride the cart filled with scrap paper?

No! That's...

That's enough. I've had it up to here.

You'll sit up here on the old lady's head?

- No! / - Oh, you're up there now like this?

- No! / - You've chosen 2.

Minsang, unfortunately, you are incorrect.

You pick one.

- Let's move on to the next question. / - Hey...

The last question is easy.

Look at the screen

and choose the number you like.

That sounds easy.

First.

4.

That's an unlucky number.

Next...

Hey! That's a bit...

That one sounds like a cuss word.

There's still a choice left.

- Alright. / - Next.

503.

Pick the number you like.

I have no idea what that number means.

My mind has gone blank.

- I think it's a number you know. / - I have no idea.

- I feel nothing about it. / - Go ahead.

Nothing comes to mind.

I'll just pick that one.

18.

You can't swear on public television.

That wasn't swearing! Then what do you call that?

The middle one?

The middle one?

- No! Why would you think that? / - Minsang...

You're not picking your favorite cuss word.

You're supposed to pick a number.

Alright!

4, 4, 4, 4.

Please say it properly.

4! Whatever!

Four Major Rivers?

- Four Major Rivers? / - What?

Do the Four Major Rivers Project?

No!

You picked 4 because you like the project?

Why would you interpret it like that?

- No, no. / - No?

Then if it's not the first or second one,

the number you like must be 503.

Save me.

Minsang, you are out of time.

Thank you.

Will someone win the $1 million next episode?

The number of death 136...

What's that?

- Your weight. / - Hey!

We'll have Minsang, the number of death 136.

Get over here.

(Kim Daehui)

(Shin Bongseon)

(Jang Dongmin)

(Lee Sejin)

(We Need to Talk 1987)

Let's eat.

A nice dinner between a father and son.

Daehui...

Daehui got annoyed at Bongseon

who came to his house to see him.

So what's going on between you two?

I'm Daehui's girlfriend.

Get on all fours.

Everyone loses it after

Bongseon's shocking confession.

I didn't send you to college to see you like this!

Let's eat.

Hey, you brat.

I sent you to college to study.

And what?

A girlfriend?

Huh? Huh?

What? What? What? What? Huh?

What? What? What?

What? What? Huh? Huh?

Huh? What? What? Huh?

Huh? Huh? What? What?

What? A girlfriend?

She's not my girlfriend, dad.

You brat!

Hey.

If she's not even your girlfriend,

why'd she say,

"I'm his girlfriend..."

Why did she say that? Huh?

Is she a psycho?

Yes, she's a psycho.

You little brat...

Forget it.

So...

When are you going to marry her?

What?

Marry who?

You brat!

Boy!

A man should take responsibility!

What are you saying?

I've never even held her hand!

You brat...

That's it. Stand up.

Stand up!

You brat... What? What?

What? What did you say?

You haven't even held her hand?

Huh?

You haven't even held her hand...

Yet her stomach...

Boy...

Her stomach looked like this!

Huh?

Her stomach...

That young girl!

Her stomach was...

For a ballerina!

Her stomach was...

She does ballet...

Boy, her stomach was like...

Boy!

Take responsibility, boy!

That's just her gut.

Her gut?

Boy!

Nobody gets a gut that big!

You...

I have to go to work now...

So I'll stop here.

But this evening, you're dead meat, boy!

A man should take responsibility...

For his actions.

If it wasn't for work,

you'd be dead meat, boy.

Got that?

Dad.

Can't you quit that job as

a security guard at my school?

Why?

Are you embarrassed that your father

is the security guard at your school?

It's hard for you, dad.

We do a lot of recycling at our school.

Isn't it tough sorting through all the garbage?

Sorting through garbage is no big deal.

You just let the trash pile up for a week

and just drag it all out on Wednesday.

Hold on...

The light stuff is Styrofoam

The ones that you can crush by stomping on them

are cans.

And the ones that break when you stomp them

are glass bottles!

A glass bottle!

A glass bottle!

I stepped on...

Boy!

You'd better sort the garbage properly. Got it?

Why are you speaking in Chungcheong-do dialect?

Beats me. It happens when I wear this outfit.

What?

Girlfriend?

What?

Girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

Right in front of my dad... What? What? Huh?

Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh?

What? Huh? What? What? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Girlfriend?

But I'm not your boyfriend.

What are you babbling about?

So I felt bad

which is why I'm buying drinks today.

Dig in.

No wonder my dad thought she was pregnant.

What was that?

Nothing.

What's taking this guy so long?

Is someone supposed to come?

The Seoul city boy.

Why did you invite him?

I like it when it's just us two.

That's why I invited him.

I should slap him silly.

What was that?

Nothing.

Daehui.

Hello.

- Hey, Bongseon. / - What's up?

Hi.

Have a seat.

- I'm going to the bathroom. / - Okay.

Bongseon, why do you look so upset?

Hey.

Why would you come when he invites you?

You're so tactless!

You're tactless too.

How so?

I like you.

I like you!

How so?

Nothing.

Gosh...

Bongseon, you're so clumsy.

You got chili paste on you.

Sejin.

This chili paste is mine.

Alright, alright.

Gosh, why would you suck that?

- Sejin. / - Yeah?

Later on today...

I'm going to kiss Daehui.

What? Kiss?

An indirect kiss.

Alright. Let's take a shot since we're all here.

Alright. Cheers.

- Cheers. / - Cheers.

That's my glass!

Today, we had an indirect kiss!

Really?

It's fine. I disinfected myself.

So anyway, let's take a shot.

To Gag University!

Cheers!

Let's drink up!

Hey! Did you rent out this entire place?

You're being too loud!

Those punks...

Stop it!

What did you just say, fool?

Quiet down.

Calm down, Daehui!

- He's scared. / - He's scared. He's a punk.

I said to quiet down.

Calm down!

What? Want to throw down?

Get over here.

Stand up!

I said to quiet down!

- What? / - What?

I said to be quiet!

For those nice gentlemen.

Geez, I knew you'd get yelled at.

She's been really annoying me too.

So this tramp was the problem.

What? Tramp?

Say that again.

What did you just say?

Say it again. What's your problem?

- Hey. / - Say what again?

Sejin, don't do this. Please don't.

Aren't you Miss Bongseon?

The Flaming Eel of Nampo.

Good to see you, Miss Bongseon.

You have the wrong person.

You're still living in Namcheon?

Panho is still in the hospital

from when you beat him up.

What are you doing? Show some respect!

- Hello! / - Hello!

I said you have the wrong person.

Beat it!

- We have the wrong person! Let's go! / - Let's go.

Sejin, are you okay?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Daehui, are you okay?

Daehui.

Daehui.

Dang it...

They found out.

(Acting Idols)

An audition for a movie

about a hero that always loses.

We'll start the audition for "Lost Yesterday."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe that the set-up is key in acting.

Yes, the set-up is very important.

What kind of acting did you prepare?

I'll play Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet."

Great. Ready... Action.

Juliet!

I'll wait here until you come out.

Juliet.

Hold on.

What are you doing?

The set-up is that I'm playing chess with

the security guard as I wait.

Why would you play chess?

Do the scene where you convince Juliet's parents.

Sir, please accept my...

Why did he hit you?

The set-up is that

Juliet showed up without makeup on.

Let's say she looks good without makeup.

Let's just move to the climax.

Juliet!

Death by poison.

I'm dying with you.

Hold on...

What are you doing?

The set-up is that the poison is a suppository.

Why would it be a suppository?

You're out!

Stop coming up with weird scenarios.

Next candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

I don't need any cabbage so you can go.

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They say I got prettier!

They say that cabbage costs have increased.

- I'll show you my acting. / - Please don't.

Here I go.

A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.

Just a moment...

Okay! Action!

Honey, why do I feel so unwell these days?

Did I catch a cold?

- Yeah? Did you take medicine? / - No.

Geez... You're making me worry.

Come here. I'll spray medicine on you.

You're so mean!

Honey, I'm feeling down. Let's go clubbing.

They don't let the elderly in.

What are you saying? I'm a great dancer.

- Want to see? / - Nope.

- Cue the music! / - I said no.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Excuse me! Sir! Sir!

Hold still.

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They say I'm all about YOLO!

They're saying you look old.

You're out! Go sit down.

Last candidate, come on in.

What brings you here, ma'am?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left are

nothing special like a sister visiting

her younger brother in the army...

There are non-special roles in acting.

No matter how ordinary the role,

you give it your all so you can

express the role like you've sucked it all in.

This is the spirit of acting.

I am merely a mosquito.

A mosquito?

I hate that. Where is it?

It's so distracting...

Now that my life as a mosquito ended,

I'll act as the sister visiting her brother in the army.

Gosh! Hey, Sucheol! It's me!

My goodness!

What?

Your commanding officer likes me?

I'm so embarrassed! Gosh!

Hold on...

Who is that old guy that keeps waving at me?

Your commanding officer?

Oh, hello.

You must be very highly ranked.

Pardon my asking but how old are you?

Oh, you're 58...

I see... What is it?

What?

Oh, you're a war veteran.

Amazing.

What is it this time?

Oh, you got divorced once

and you don't plan on divorcing again?

That's amazing!

Geez! Why do you keep grabbing me?

I can use the exchange all I want?

Let's go, honey.

Sucheol, say good-bye to your brother-in-law.

Hold on...

Ma'am, your acting...

You interrupted my acting.

Why did you hit me?

You seem like a son.

I think I've heard that before...

Ma'am, stop acting like a big-shot...

There is no...

Being a big-shot in acting.

Acting comes out

when you surpass your limits.

I am merely a soprano that

doesn't waver at high notes.

The spirit of... ♪ Acting ♪

♪ The spirit of acting ♪

The spirit of... ♪ Acting ♪

Since I've cracked around 3 plates,

I'll act as the visiting sister at the

family talent show on the army base.

Hello!

I'm Private Kim Sucheol's older sister Kim Jeongja!

Start the music!

Gosh!

A bomb?

Where's the bomb?

What? You're calling me a bomb?

Why you... Drive your heads into the ground!

You won't get to use the exchange now!

Ma'am, you're out!

Geez!

(My Mother-in-law is Strange)

- Honey. / - Yeah.

We're going on a trip...

Do you think your mom will follow us to Hawaii?

- No way. She couldn't follow us there. / - Right?

- Let's hurry and go. / - Let's go.

- Hold on. / - Hawaii...

Hold on... Gosh, why's this bag so heavy?

Strange... Hold on...

Son!

Son!

Son, how are you?

Mother, why'd you come out of the carrier?

Of course I'd become a contortion artist

to come see my son.

I missed you.

So anyway...

I hear you guys are traveling abroad.

Did you pack matching clothes?

- Gosh... / - Goodness...

- This is for Munjae. / - Wow!

It looks great on you.

Mother, what about for the girl?

I'm wearing it.

Let's go to Hawaii. Go, go.

Mother, we'd like to go with you

but we only got 2 plane tickets.

Of course you did.

I guess there's no other way.

I'll just have to go with Munjae.

Why would you say that?

- That's how I feel. / - She can hear!

Why are you listening to my thoughts?

You're so disrespectful!

I don't like her! I don't like her!

My puppy!

What the...

My puppy!

♪ You're drawing me in ♪

- Grandma! / - My puppy!

My puppy...

Did you pack everything for your trip?

I think so.

I knew it!

That's why

I brought something. Hold on.

- Where is it? / - Gosh...

Hold on, where did it go?

- It should be in here. Hold on. / - What is it?

Here, I brought a tent.

How did that come out of there?

How did that happen?

Goodness...

My puppy, I hear you're going to Hawaii.

Yes.

- Do you know how to say hello? / - Yes.

Show me.

Aloha.

Not like that.

I'll teach you. Watch.

Gosh!

Do what I do.

My puppy, you're in the dog house.

Mother, what brings you here?

What do you mean what brings me here?

I have to call first to come see my grandson?

- I didn't mean that... / - You should stop coming!

You're even going to tag along on their trip?

- But you're also... / - Quiet!

Looking at your face is stressing me out!

I'm so stressed!

Hold on. My doctor told me to take medicine

when I feel like this.

Hold on.

- What are you taking out now? / - The doctor said...

Here it is.

So bitter!

Do we have something sweet?

Hold on. Mother, here's some candy.

It's too salty!

- The candy? / - The candy's too salty!

It's your favorite. It's hard candy.

Why are you glaring at me like that?

You won't look your mother-in-law in the face?

- No... / - How dare you look directly at me?

Don't turn away.

Don't you glare at me!

Don't turn away.

Geez...

I caught you!

Gosh!

I should punch you in the eye!

- I'm sorry... / - Grandma, calm down.

Since we're all together,

we should all take the trip together.

Munjae, I don't travel anymore.

Why not, grandma?

I went to the airport last time to take a trip

and I couldn't get past airport security.

It got me so angry!

Who didn't let my grandma through?

Who do you think it was?

It's me? It was me?

I stopped my mother-in-law at airport security?

So I was like... I had one of these things.

- I'm going to scan you. / - Okay.

I'm sorry. Weapons are not allowed on flights.

What? My face is a weapon?

Gosh!

A bomb is about to explode! It's going to blow!

Is that what you're saying I did?

I don't know that!

Mother...

I'm sorry.

- Silicon is not allowed on flights. / - Gosh!

What did you say?

You talk back too much.

You think you're so much better.

I'm so stressed out!

You're being stubborn.

Grandma!

That's enough.

Why are you always picking on mom?

No...

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Daughter-in-law, I've never been nice to you.

I'm so sorry for always being angry with you.

No, you didn't...

So I prepared something.

Hold on...

Gosh...

- Here... / - Mother...

This...

It's nothing much but take it.

This is my first gift from you.

- It's nothing. / - You really didn't have to.

There's nothing in here.

I said it was nothing!

Why can't you understand me?

(Blushing Old Age)

The senior citizen center took us to

an amusement park.

I should get in line for this when nobody's around.

Move it!

Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!

This arrogant newbie is trying to

get on the ride before me.

Trying to sit in the back row on the pirate ship.

- Hey. / - What is it?

So you can hear.

I'm getting on this ride first.

You get behind me.

- Why are you doing this? / - Get going!

Why did you push me?

You made me fall!

So you can stand up without a cane.

What are you saying?

Look at this.

It's bleeding because I scraped it from that push.

It stopped now.

So you stop bleeding.

What are you saying?

Hey, forget all that. I'm getting on first.

Get behind me.

I'm getting on first!

I've been waiting here for 30 minutes.

So you haven't passed out yet.

He still has so much energy.

My legs are starting to tremble.

It's not just your legs, Yeonggil.

You're barely staying alive.

I have energy now.

- Why? / - From thoughts of beating you.

What?

You need a beating.

Yeonggil.

Please be merciful.

I have no mercy.

Hammer.

- Bring the one for summer vacation. / - Yes!

- Oh, no... I'm dead now. / - Hey.

- Down on all fours. / - Okay...

- Hammer, let's do this. / - Okay.

That stings!

- That stings! / - That's enough. Stop it.

See that? This is how terrifying we are.

So you'd better get behind me.

- I waited here. / - I'm getting on first!

- I waited for 30 minutes. / - Why you...

I'm going to ride all the rides by myself!

You're bobbing your shoulders.

Are you excited to be at this amusement park?

My back itches but I can't reach.

This is killing me. Help me out.

- I don't want to. That's gross. / - What, fool?

Let's ignore them

and go on the rollercoaster.

Yeonggil, that ride isn't for the elderly.

Yeah? Then let's ride the pirate ship.

That one isn't for people with heart problems.

Yeah? Then what should I ride?

You should ride a limousine.

What? A limousine?

They'll take you to your final resting place.

- Do you want to be in this car? / - What?

- No... / - Think before speaking.

Yes...

Why are you talking nonsense?

We should take a nice photo at a place like this.

Is there anything cute

like animal ears?

- This is why I brought this. / - How nice.

It looks great on you.

You look like you'll fly up to heaven soon.

- I'm taking the photo. / - No, give me that.

I'm going to hit you with it.

- Gosh. / - Don't do that.

What was that?

Yeonggil, you don't need to put that on.

It's already faintly visible above your head.

Yeah?

I can see yours clearly.

- Gosh... / - You need a beating.

Yeonggil...

I won't just stand for a beating.

- Yeah? / - Yes!

Hammer, upgrade the gear.

- The gear... / - I came up with this for you.

- Stand up straight. / - Yes...

Let's do this, Hammer.

That might kill me too. That's enough.

Stop all this nonsense.

The parade is starting soon.

Let's all go watch that.

A parade?

What is this?

Get out of here.

What is this?

This is so childish!

- Gosh... / - Come on...

He's first! He's first!

Run away!

He's oldest!

Let me just change my pants.

(Bongsunga School)

Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,

Kim Daehui.

Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?

- Yes! / - Who wants to talk first?

Me!

Alright...

Who are you guys?

We're from "Produce 101."

We didn't make the cut.

I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.

I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.

102nd. I'm the lucky one,

Jang Obok!

What the...

See that?

They don't do that for anyone.

A really famous composer friend

made it especially for me.

He charges everyone else $2,000

but he charged me $5,000.

I'm sending him certification of contents!

Pick the phone up, man!

Hold on.

Listen up.

Kim Samuel of "Produce 101"

is here right now.

Really?

What are you saying?

I'm right here.

Not the fake one!

The real one is here!

No...

Kim Samuel, step up here!

He's the fake one.

I'm also Samuel!

Geez...

What the...

- The reaction... / - What's going on?

Samuel.

What was your rank out of the 101?

- Out of the 101, I was... / - Oh, right!

Samuel, you were in 105th place.

You were below us.

Good to see you, Samuel.

Please greet our viewers.

Hello.

I debuted with a mini album "Sixteen."

I'm Kim Samuel and I'm 105th.

So...

What year were you born, Samuel?

I was born in 2002.

In 2002?

Hold on.

Hold on.

So...

What were you guys doing in 2002?

I studied for the university entrance exam.

I was getting ready to be discharged from the army.

I failed the civil service exam for the second time.

Once for agriculture and once for fisheries.

How about you, teacher?

I was still doing Gag Concert then.

Samuel.

He's like your dad.

Oh, come on.

Hey.

Young and spry Samuel.

Step out. Step out!

He's angry.

So...

You think you can beat us?

Do you...

Have this?

Keep showing them.

Well...

- Get out of here! / - Move!

You're nothing.

He has everything.

Step out.

Kim Samuel.

You can't beat me.

Let's see who's the better at dancing.

- Dancing? / - Dancing?

You're going to dance?

Help me, Ryu Samuel.

This is actually funny.

Can you do this?

Hey, hey, hey!

Can you do this?

I'm so dizzy...

That was pretty good for a 40-year-old.

Can you do this?

I'll show you.

He's good.

Get out of here!

You two, beat it!

Bet you can't do this.

Acting cute.

Sweetie!

Sweetie!

Buy me some black bean rice!

With no peas!

Sweetie!

Bet you can't do this.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

You really can't do it?

I really can't do this!

I feel like I lost.

I have to go. I have a shoot.

What shoot?

Life veteran.

What's that?

Life veteran.

"Master of Living."

You guys want to come along?

Yeah!

Beat it. I'm going by myself.

The one that's distributing

parcels of herb from Okcheon...

♪ It's me, it's me ♪

Join us!

Okay.

We can do it!

- They're going nuts! / - We can do this!

- Good job. / - Thank you.

Thank you.

Who wants to talk next?

Go on.

Okay.

Why do I have to go after him?

Why am I going after him?

So much pressure.

These days, guys that live alone are more popular

than handsome guys.

I live alone. I'm Honnam! Hi.

Hey.

You're all looking at me with pity for living alone.

I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.

If you have a girlfriend, traveling can be such a pain.

If you travel with your girlfriend,

this is what she says as soon as you arrive.

Wow, this is great.

Honey, take some photos of me.

Make sure my legs look long.

Take another one with the app.

I'll walk by without looking

so take it so it looks natural.

I'll keep walking

so take one of me from behind.

There. I took all the photos like you wanted.

Are those good?

Honey...

You're terrible at taking photos.

Okay.

When you travel alone,

there's no need to take photos.

So recently, I packed a tent

and took a trip to Daeseong for 8 days by myself!

And the entire trip only cost me $170!

That's really cheap.

But when I got home,

I realized I left the air conditioner on.

For 8 days...

My house was cool

but my heart felt cold.

I saw the AC remote

and it was on full blast.

My rent costs $300

but my electricity bill came out to $1,200.

If I knew this would happen,

I would've gone to Italy instead of Daeseong.

But it's alright.

Since I got to go to Daeseong like I wanted!

- Good. / - I'm fine.

I'm fine since I got to go.

You should find a girl to date

and even get married.

I don't understand what's great about marriage.

I don't get it.

If you live alone, you can go watch movies alone.

When you watch a movie by yourself,

you can watch whatever you want

and nobody says a thing!

I hate nachos so when I don't eat any,

nobody says a thing!

If I don't wait in front of the bathroom with popcorn,

nobody says a thing!

That's how great it is to be single.

I bet you're envious of a single guy like me.

Yeah, I'm often envious of you.

Of course you are.

I want to watch a movie by myself sometimes

but I always have to go watch cartoons for my kids.

I only have 2 hands so my 3 daughters

fight over who gets to hold my hand.

My wife argues with my kids

saying my hands belong to her.

I try to watch the movie but my wife

stares at my face instead of the screen.

I'm so sick of it.

Can you go on a bit longer?

Teacher.

Why do I want to call you dad?

Please be my dad.

Dad!

- What's his deal? / - Seonggwang!

- Dad! / - Want to go to a drive-in theater?

A drive-in theater? Sure!

Do you have a car?

Don't you have one?

What?

I don't have one!

My dad's a taxi driver.

The 3 of us can go.

Really?

But he's going to leave the meter on.

That's going to cost more money!

So chaotic...

Who wants to talk next?

Anyone there?

Hi.

She's so pretty.

Who might you be?

I'm an elegant woman.

My name is Tina.

Ssan Tina.

How annoying.

Why are you wiping your forehead?

A bird pooped on my skull on the way here.

What?

A bird defecated on my scalp.

How annoying.

I should wash my handkerchief.

Oh, right. You, Samuel.

Sell me your abs.

I need a washboard.

What are you saying?

So what brings you here?

Teacher.

Listen to me.

- Yeouido is my hood. / - What?

It's my place of residence.

On my way here, I ran into this girl

that I kicked the snot out of in high school.

I ran into a friend that I once exchanged

blows with when I was in high school.

Oh... So this is

a wound you got from back then?

- It's a cigarette burn. / - What?

It's a scar from life.

Anyway,

I think I know why that friend hated me now.

I was a bit stuck up then

and I looked down on her.

So...

Sell me your flat nose.

I got a nose job.

You...

Used to have nothing but nostrils.

What are you saying? Go sit down.

Alright.

- Teacher. / - Yes?

Why are you so sweaty?

Thank you. Hold on!

Didn't you wipe off bird poop with this?

- I guess the jig is up. / - What?

That did not go accordingly.

Next, please try to solve this problem.

Okay.

What's the biggest number you can make

using 8 five times?

8 to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th power!

An Gongsik!

- Teacher... / - Precisely.

I can't stand not being precise. I'm An Gongsik.

Alright.

I have a question, teacher.

What is it?

This question here isn't precise.

Let me see.

"Cheolsu's mom packs 10 rice rolls

and Cheolsu eats 5 of them.

How many rice rolls are left?"

What is this?

It's so imprecise.

How so?

What kind of rice rolls?

Chungmu rice rolls, tuna rice rolls or mini rice rolls?

Or...

What's that?

Or are they nude rice rolls?

That's not important.

I'll explain it simple for you.

You go on a picnic

and your mom packed you 10 rice rolls.

My mom packs rice balls. Easier to make.

Let's just say she packed rice rolls this time.

And you ate 5 out of the 10 rolls.

I can't even finish one of my mom's rice rolls.

They taste terrible.

My mom won't even eat them herself.

"Gross!"

"Why does it taste like a rag?"

A rag...

Alright! You didn't eat them.

Your friends ate 5 of the rice rolls.

They don't deserve that!

What are you saying?

Who wants to talk next?

That's so weak for a man.

Everyone say it. Man!

Man!

- Man! / - Man!

- Man! / - Man!

I'm the strong man, Gangnam.

Kids these days...

Like these kids, they're too weak!

I didn't say anything.

I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.

Kids need to be

strong and powerful!

Look at this.

- So cute. / - He already makes you smile.

Kids become weak because

they grow up watching "Minions."

- A minion is too weak! / - Weak!

This is why they're like...

They still talk like babies because they're weak!

It's because they're weak?

- These eyes are too weak! / - Weak!

Make his eyes powerful!

What is that?

You went too far.

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man with a glare!

Man!

Make his hair powerful!

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man that has rock spirit!

Man!

Make his legs powerful!

That's going too far!

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man that hit his second growth spurt!

Man!

Not just the minions.

Men these days are too weak.

These days, men carry small fans because they're hot.

How refreshing!

- This is too weak! / - Weak!

Be powerful when fighting the heat!

- Man! / - Man!

- A cool man! / - Man!

That looks really refreshing.

Want some too?

Yeah! Give me some.

Here you go!

- Now this is a real man! / - Man!

My legs are so cold!

My legs... What is this?

- What's all this? / - Endure it.

- Muscles. / - My legs have muscles now.

My legs are so cold!

Hold on.

Hold on.

You're distracting the shoot so keep quiet.

Stay like this?

Who wants to talk next?

I will survive. I will survive.

I will survive in nature!

- Who are you? / - Hello.

I moved to the mountains to escape the city.

My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.

I'm Shin Dosi!

What's that in your hair?

So people can tell I'm a woman.

Oh, I see.

So...

I'm a woman.

I'm sure it's uncomfortable living in the mountains.

There are no gyms.

How do you stay in shape?

What are you saying? Nature is my gym.

As long as you have a tree

that's all you really need.

If I bump my back

against a tree like this,

I get all sorts of...

Good energy from the tree?

All sorts of splinters.

It feels great when it hits an acupuncture point.

Like my very own oriental medicine doctor.

I'm sure living in the mountains gets lonely.

Nonsense. The animals are all my friends.

What are you saying?

If you truly show sincerity to the animals

and try your very best...

They'll listen to you?

They walk all over you.

They walk all over you?

Continued goodwill can feel entitled.

I stuck my hand out and they bit it.

I have to go buy meat.

Without meat, I don't know what they'll do to me.

Just go.

Can I go home early too?

I feel like I'll lose a foot from frostbite.

This could be dangerous.

Are you okay?

You're distracting the shoot so sit through it.

I'll try. I'll try to endure it.

Who wants to talk next?

Are you afraid of an unknown future?

I'll gather, gather and gather my power

to shed light on your future!

Look who it is.

You're the skilled prophet, Shinbong fairy.

- Get out... Get out! / - So scary!

- Get out! / - What is it?

Get out...

Get out of my body now!

You're being so scary! What is it?

I got water in my ear.

Get out...

It's out now.

I went to the pool yesterday

and wore a bikini.

You!

Me?

Yes, you.

Why me?

Your face looks unwell.

Me?

Your filled with bad energy.

That energy!

You have to get rid of it now.

You...

Have trouble in the bathroom. don't you?

How did you know that?

I was in the stall next to yours.

I thought a chicken was flying!

Stop it!

That's enough!

I also noticed...

You didn't wash your hands.

I washed them.

Have a seat.

Is everyone done talking?

Yes.

Gosh...

Mr. Principal.

Hello.

People come first.

I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,

Moon Gyojang.

- Daehui. / - Yes.

You are the oldest cast member on Gag Concert.

Yes.

Do you have any difficulties

communicating with your juniors?

I study abbreviations youngsters use

so I can better communicate with my juniors.

I'm trying hard.

Is that right?

Then do you know this popular abbreviation?

Do you know PCF?

PCF?

PCF? I've never heard of that.

What's PCF?

People come first.

- So witty. / - Very nice!

That'll become a catchphrase!

LCF.

Love comes first.

I love you.

It's a heat wave so it's very hot out these days.

This is when it's nice to enjoy

some Korean beverages.

First, shinnamon punch.

Cinnamon punch.

Mixed gwains.

Mixed grains.

Corn shilk tea.

Corn silk tea.

When enjoying rice punch,

shaking comes first.

♪ Shake ♪

♪ And pop open ♪

Dear.

That's soju.

I love you.

Do any of you students

have any concerns or questions?

- I'll solve them all. / - Me!

Me, me, me!

Yes, Ryu Samuel.

I want to look more handsome on TV.

Do I look better on my left side

or on my right side?

- You want to look good? / - Yes.

For a comedian, being funny comes first.

Gosh! I want to be funny!

Looks like you failed at it today.

You haven't been funny in 2 years.

Hang in there.

- Anyone else? / - Hold on!

My legs are freezing. What do I do?

Yes...

What do I do about this?

What do I do? When is this ending?

I feel like my legs will freeze off.

Enduring it comes first.

Really? Just endure it?

- Go sit down. / - Is that it?

- Yes. / - I feel like I'll go crazy.

I have a concern.

Yes.

There's a girl I like on this stage.

Can I tell her now?

A girl you like?

Running away comes first.

So annoying!

So...

Why did you look so nervous?

- I wasn't nervous. / - What was that?

- You were nervous. / - I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

- I wasn't nervous. / - You got excited.

To all the people...

To all the viewers of Gag Concert,

I wish you all good fortune.

Luck, luck, luck, luck!

For more infomation >> Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 1:21:06.

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FtM • MON PARCOURS TRANS 1 AN SOUS T (æ¯) - Duration: 7:51.

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[Episode 22] Monster Strike the Animation Official (English sub) [2nd Season] [Full HD] - Duration: 12:33.

The story so far on the MS anime!

It may have been Teach who tried to kill Mazu, Taiwan's goddess of the seas.

And Teach also kidnapped Meimei, who was following him in secret.

And then Navis, the naval admiral who Teach framed for the murder, attacked him in rage.

Meimei was in danger.

Mana risked her life to board Teach's ghost ship.

I did it!

Shoot them down!

Walpurgis was overcome by Teach.

It was Alwida who saved her at the last second!

Teach!

Episode 22 The Truth of Mazu

Meimei, where are you? Meimei!

Save me, Mana!

Meimei!

Not a step closer.

You're...

Fool!

You thought you could beat me one-on-one?

This is the end!

Enough!

I'll shoot you down myself!

Teach, I'm your opponent.

You've got spunk, girl...

You fell for it.

Now, Alwida!

Yeah, leave it to me!

Teach!

I will avenge Mazu!

Now, out with it!

Why did you try to kill Mazu?

What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb!

I know the pocket watch on Mazu's island didn't belong to Navis!

What?

Hey, kid!

Out with it!

Alwida told you where Mazu's treasure was, didn't she?

I don't know!

I don't know anything about that!

Stop!

Don't hurt Meimei!

Shut your mouth!

I remember.

You remembered where the treasure is?

You're the one who did something awful to Mazu!

It was you who tried to kill Mazu?

That's right!

He shot her from behind!

You stupid kid!

Where were you seeing that?

There was no one on that island!

Are you with Mazu?

Tell me!

Stop!

Move!

Mana...

Don't worry.

I'll protect you!

Okay.

Don't get in my way!

I heard that.

So it was you who killed Mazu, Gull?

W-Well...

You're gonna regret tricking me!

Mana!

There, there. You must've been so scared.

It's okay now.

This power...

It's Mazu!

That girl... was Mazu?

Meimei...

I'm grateful for all you did for me, Mana.

Was that... Miroku?

Why did a small-timer like you get the idea of killing Mazu?

Because I'm a small-timer...

If I could get my hands on Mazu's treasure,

I thought I could change my life.

Everything went according to plan.

But no matter where I searched on the island,

I couldn't find the treasure.

And then people heard about Mazu having gone missing...

So you framed me,

switched to working for the pirates,

and, since Teach was after Mazu's treasure, used him.

Is that it?

Yes.

I was going to have Teach help me look for the treasure,

and when he found it, I would steal it and escape.

So both the pirates and I were fooled by your plan.

What would've happened without their help?

Meimei was Mazu?

Unbelievable.

Don't copy me.

I knew it the whole time!

You have a divine elegance

that you couldn't hide, even in the form of a little girl!

By the way, Goddess, if I pray, do I get some kind of benefit?

For example, the opportunity to get close to a certain sexy secretary?

Do I?

You said she looked like a wet rag!

So it's not happening!

No!

Why take the form of Meimei?

To hide myself from danger.

I was attacked from behind and thought that my life might be in danger.

So I quickly sealed my power and memories, and temporarily took the form of a young girl.

Mazu has that self-defense ability...

It activates when she's extremely scared,

and she can't revert to her old form until it's safe.

What about your father, Meimei—I mean, Mazu?

Call me Meimei.

My father died at sea before I became a goddess.

So now...

I see.

But when you said you'd search for my father with me, your kindness warmed me.

Thank you.

Mana, you have the power to bring everyone together.

That power will one day make beings that differ into one.

Beings that differ... into one?

Farewell, Mana.

Meimei!

I will never forget the time I spent with you.

Goodbye, Meimei.

I'll never forget that I met you, either!

The reason the Taiwanese release lanterns into the sky

is because, in the past, it told people far away that they were safe.

I see.

Please keep the people of Taiwan, the monsters, and Meimei safe.

Hey.

It seems the huge amount of energy whose disappearance we detected belonged to Mazu.

So it seems.

It had nothing to do with the energy points, huh?

Hey, Mana!

Right! I'm coming!

It's so pretty...

Next time: The final episode of the first part of the MS anime!

An even more exciting climax!

MS Anime: The Disappearing Universe Arc

begins on October 7th at 7:00 PM!

Next time on the MS anime...

Final Episode The Last Guardian

"The Last Guardian." Final Episode The Last Guardian

Final Episode The Last Guardian

The last? There were two energy points left, right? Final Episode The Last Guardian

It seems something abnormal has been detected at both of them. Final Episode The Last Guardian

Let's split into two teams to handle this. Final Episode The Last Guardian

We're so close to the world peace that Mr. Madarame talked about! Final Episode The Last Guardian

Final Episode The Last Guardian

And it sounds like a powerful helper will be coming to back us up! Final Episode The Last Guardian

Final Episode The Last Guardian

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Bongsunga School | 봉숭아학당 [Gag Concert / 2017.08.26] - Duration: 20:38.

(Bongsunga School)

Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,

Kim Daehui.

Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?

- Yes! / - Who wants to talk first?

Me!

Alright...

Who are you guys?

We're from "Produce 101."

We didn't make the cut.

I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.

I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.

102nd. I'm the lucky one,

Jang Obok!

What the...

See that?

They don't do that for anyone.

A really famous composer friend

made it especially for me.

He charges everyone else $2,000

but he charged me $5,000.

I'm sending him certification of contents!

Pick the phone up, man!

Hold on.

Listen up.

Kim Samuel of "Produce 101"

is here right now.

Really?

What are you saying?

I'm right here.

Not the fake one!

The real one is here!

No...

Kim Samuel, step up here!

He's the fake one.

I'm also Samuel!

Geez...

What the...

- The reaction... / - What's going on?

Samuel.

What was your rank out of the 101?

- Out of the 101, I was... / - Oh, right!

Samuel, you were in 105th place.

You were below us.

Good to see you, Samuel.

Please greet our viewers.

Hello.

I debuted with a mini album "Sixteen."

I'm Kim Samuel and I'm 105th.

So...

What year were you born, Samuel?

I was born in 2002.

In 2002?

Hold on.

Hold on.

So...

What were you guys doing in 2002?

I studied for the university entrance exam.

I was getting ready to be discharged from the army.

I failed the civil service exam for the second time.

Once for agriculture and once for fisheries.

How about you, teacher?

I was still doing Gag Concert then.

Samuel.

He's like your dad.

Oh, come on.

Hey.

Young and spry Samuel.

Step out. Step out!

He's angry.

So...

You think you can beat us?

Do you...

Have this?

Keep showing them.

Well...

- Get out of here! / - Move!

You're nothing.

He has everything.

Step out.

Kim Samuel.

You can't beat me.

Let's see who's the better at dancing.

- Dancing? / - Dancing?

You're going to dance?

Help me, Ryu Samuel.

This is actually funny.

Can you do this?

Hey, hey, hey!

Can you do this?

I'm so dizzy...

That was pretty good for a 40-year-old.

Can you do this?

I'll show you.

He's good.

Get out of here!

You two, beat it!

Bet you can't do this.

Acting cute.

Sweetie!

Sweetie!

Buy me some black bean rice!

With no peas!

Sweetie!

Bet you can't do this.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

You really can't do it?

I really can't do this!

I feel like I lost.

I have to go. I have a shoot.

What shoot?

Life veteran.

What's that?

Life veteran.

"Master of Living."

You guys want to come along?

Yeah!

Beat it. I'm going by myself.

The one that's distributing

parcels of herb from Okcheon...

♪ It's me, it's me ♪

Join us!

Okay.

We can do it!

- They're going nuts! / - We can do this!

- Good job. / - Thank you.

Thank you.

Who wants to talk next?

Go on.

Okay.

Why do I have to go after him?

Why am I going after him?

So much pressure.

These days, guys that live alone are more popular

than handsome guys.

I live alone. I'm Honnam! Hi.

Hey.

You're all looking at me with pity for living alone.

I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.

If you have a girlfriend, traveling can be such a pain.

If you travel with your girlfriend,

this is what she says as soon as you arrive.

Wow, this is great.

Honey, take some photos of me.

Make sure my legs look long.

Take another one with the app.

I'll walk by without looking

so take it so it looks natural.

I'll keep walking

so take one of me from behind.

There. I took all the photos like you wanted.

Are those good?

Honey...

You're terrible at taking photos.

Okay.

When you travel alone,

there's no need to take photos.

So recently, I packed a tent

and took a trip to Daeseong for 8 days by myself!

And the entire trip only cost me $170!

That's really cheap.

But when I got home,

I realized I left the air conditioner on.

For 8 days...

My house was cool

but my heart felt cold.

I saw the AC remote

and it was on full blast.

My rent costs $300

but my electricity bill came out to $1,200.

If I knew this would happen,

I would've gone to Italy instead of Daeseong.

But it's alright.

Since I got to go to Daeseong like I wanted!

- Good. / - I'm fine.

I'm fine since I got to go.

You should find a girl to date

and even get married.

I don't understand what's great about marriage.

I don't get it.

If you live alone, you can go watch movies alone.

When you watch a movie by yourself,

you can watch whatever you want

and nobody says a thing!

I hate nachos so when I don't eat any,

nobody says a thing!

If I don't wait in front of the bathroom with popcorn,

nobody says a thing!

That's how great it is to be single.

I bet you're envious of a single guy like me.

Yeah, I'm often envious of you.

Of course you are.

I want to watch a movie by myself sometimes

but I always have to go watch cartoons for my kids.

I only have 2 hands so my 3 daughters

fight over who gets to hold my hand.

My wife argues with my kids

saying my hands belong to her.

I try to watch the movie but my wife

stares at my face instead of the screen.

I'm so sick of it.

Can you go on a bit longer?

Teacher.

Why do I want to call you dad?

Please be my dad.

Dad!

- What's his deal? / - Seonggwang!

- Dad! / - Want to go to a drive-in theater?

A drive-in theater? Sure!

Do you have a car?

Don't you have one?

What?

I don't have one!

My dad's a taxi driver.

The 3 of us can go.

Really?

But he's going to leave the meter on.

That's going to cost more money!

So chaotic...

Who wants to talk next?

Anyone there?

Hi.

She's so pretty.

Who might you be?

I'm an elegant woman.

My name is Tina.

Ssan Tina.

How annoying.

Why are you wiping your forehead?

A bird pooped on my skull on the way here.

What?

A bird defecated on my scalp.

How annoying.

I should wash my handkerchief.

Oh, right. You, Samuel.

Sell me your abs.

I need a washboard.

What are you saying?

So what brings you here?

Teacher.

Listen to me.

- Yeouido is my hood. / - What?

It's my place of residence.

On my way here, I ran into this girl

that I kicked the snot out of in high school.

I ran into a friend that I once exchanged

blows with when I was in high school.

Oh... So this is

a wound you got from back then?

- It's a cigarette burn. / - What?

It's a scar from life.

Anyway,

I think I know why that friend hated me now.

I was a bit stuck up then

and I looked down on her.

So...

Sell me your flat nose.

I got a nose job.

You...

Used to have nothing but nostrils.

What are you saying? Go sit down.

Alright.

- Teacher. / - Yes?

Why are you so sweaty?

Thank you. Hold on!

Didn't you wipe off bird poop with this?

- I guess the jig is up. / - What?

That did not go accordingly.

Next, please try to solve this problem.

Okay.

What's the biggest number you can make

using 8 five times?

8 to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th power!

An Gongsik!

- Teacher... / - Precisely.

I can't stand not being precise. I'm An Gongsik.

Alright.

I have a question, teacher.

What is it?

This question here isn't precise.

Let me see.

"Cheolsu's mom packs 10 rice rolls

and Cheolsu eats 5 of them.

How many rice rolls are left?"

What is this?

It's so imprecise.

How so?

What kind of rice rolls?

Chungmu rice rolls, tuna rice rolls or mini rice rolls?

Or...

What's that?

Or are they nude rice rolls?

That's not important.

I'll explain it simple for you.

You go on a picnic

and your mom packed you 10 rice rolls.

My mom packs rice balls. Easier to make.

Let's just say she packed rice rolls this time.

And you ate 5 out of the 10 rolls.

I can't even finish one of my mom's rice rolls.

They taste terrible.

My mom won't even eat them herself.

"Gross!"

"Why does it taste like a rag?"

A rag...

Alright! You didn't eat them.

Your friends ate 5 of the rice rolls.

They don't deserve that!

What are you saying?

Who wants to talk next?

That's so weak for a man.

Everyone say it. Man!

Man!

- Man! / - Man!

- Man! / - Man!

I'm the strong man, Gangnam.

Kids these days...

Like these kids, they're too weak!

I didn't say anything.

I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.

Kids need to be

strong and powerful!

Look at this.

- So cute. / - He already makes you smile.

Kids become weak because

they grow up watching "Minions."

- A minion is too weak! / - Weak!

This is why they're like...

They still talk like babies because they're weak!

It's because they're weak?

- These eyes are too weak! / - Weak!

Make his eyes powerful!

What is that?

You went too far.

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man with a glare!

Man!

Make his hair powerful!

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man that has rock spirit!

Man!

Make his legs powerful!

That's going too far!

- Man! / - Man!

This minion is a man that hit his second growth spurt!

Man!

Not just the minions.

Men these days are too weak.

These days, men carry small fans because they're hot.

How refreshing!

- This is too weak! / - Weak!

Be powerful when fighting the heat!

- Man! / - Man!

- A cool man! / - Man!

That looks really refreshing.

Want some too?

Yeah! Give me some.

Here you go!

- Now this is a real man! / - Man!

My legs are so cold!

My legs... What is this?

- What's all this? / - Endure it.

- Muscles. / - My legs have muscles now.

My legs are so cold!

Hold on.

Hold on.

You're distracting the shoot so keep quiet.

Stay like this?

Who wants to talk next?

I will survive. I will survive.

I will survive in nature!

- Who are you? / - Hello.

I moved to the mountains to escape the city.

My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.

I'm Shin Dosi!

What's that in your hair?

So people can tell I'm a woman.

Oh, I see.

So...

I'm a woman.

I'm sure it's uncomfortable living in the mountains.

There are no gyms.

How do you stay in shape?

What are you saying? Nature is my gym.

As long as you have a tree

that's all you really need.

If I bump my back

against a tree like this,

I get all sorts of...

Good energy from the tree?

All sorts of splinters.

It feels great when it hits an acupuncture point.

Like my very own oriental medicine doctor.

I'm sure living in the mountains gets lonely.

Nonsense. The animals are all my friends.

What are you saying?

If you truly show sincerity to the animals

and try your very best...

They'll listen to you?

They walk all over you.

They walk all over you?

Continued goodwill can feel entitled.

I stuck my hand out and they bit it.

I have to go buy meat.

Without meat, I don't know what they'll do to me.

Just go.

Can I go home early too?

I feel like I'll lose a foot from frostbite.

This could be dangerous.

Are you okay?

You're distracting the shoot so sit through it.

I'll try. I'll try to endure it.

Who wants to talk next?

Are you afraid of an unknown future?

I'll gather, gather and gather my power

to shed light on your future!

Look who it is.

You're the skilled prophet, Shinbong fairy.

- Get out... Get out! / - So scary!

- Get out! / - What is it?

Get out...

Get out of my body now!

You're being so scary! What is it?

I got water in my ear.

Get out...

It's out now.

I went to the pool yesterday

and wore a bikini.

You!

Me?

Yes, you.

Why me?

Your face looks unwell.

Me?

Your filled with bad energy.

That energy!

You have to get rid of it now.

You...

Have trouble in the bathroom. don't you?

How did you know that?

I was in the stall next to yours.

I thought a chicken was flying!

Stop it!

That's enough!

I also noticed...

You didn't wash your hands.

I washed them.

Have a seat.

Is everyone done talking?

Yes.

Gosh...

Mr. Principal.

Hello.

People come first.

I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,

Moon Gyojang.

- Daehui. / - Yes.

You are the oldest cast member on Gag Concert.

Yes.

Do you have any difficulties

communicating with your juniors?

I study abbreviations youngsters use

so I can better communicate with my juniors.

I'm trying hard.

Is that right?

Then do you know this popular abbreviation?

Do you know PCF?

PCF?

PCF? I've never heard of that.

What's PCF?

People come first.

- So witty. / - Very nice!

That'll become a catchphrase!

LCF.

Love comes first.

I love you.

It's a heat wave so it's very hot out these days.

This is when it's nice to enjoy

some Korean beverages.

First, shinnamon punch.

Cinnamon punch.

Mixed gwains.

Mixed grains.

Corn shilk tea.

Corn silk tea.

When enjoying rice punch,

shaking comes first.

♪ Shake ♪

♪ And pop open ♪

Dear.

That's soju.

I love you.

Do any of you students

have any concerns or questions?

- I'll solve them all. / - Me!

Me, me, me!

Yes, Ryu Samuel.

I want to look more handsome on TV.

Do I look better on my left side

or on my right side?

- You want to look good? / - Yes.

For a comedian, being funny comes first.

Gosh! I want to be funny!

Looks like you failed at it today.

You haven't been funny in 2 years.

Hang in there.

- Anyone else? / - Hold on!

My legs are freezing. What do I do?

Yes...

What do I do about this?

What do I do? When is this ending?

I feel like my legs will freeze off.

Enduring it comes first.

Really? Just endure it?

- Go sit down. / - Is that it?

- Yes. / - I feel like I'll go crazy.

I have a concern.

Yes.

There's a girl I like on this stage.

Can I tell her now?

A girl you like?

Running away comes first.

So annoying!

So...

Why did you look so nervous?

- I wasn't nervous. / - What was that?

- You were nervous. / - I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

- I wasn't nervous. / - You got excited.

To all the people...

To all the viewers of Gag Concert,

I wish you all good fortune.

Luck, luck, luck, luck!

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chapter 25 12 days of Chaos

It didn't take long before the cops showed up. They attempted to restore order, but things didn't go very well

We can either do this the easy way or the hard way shut it officer May quigley

Let's do it the fun way cried misfit and she yanked officer McQuigg. Lee's pants down around his ankles

I've got a good idea said George. What asked Harold run Said George

By the time it was all over the entire staff of Joram Horace Elementary school was in jail

The charges ranged from Indecent exposure and resisting arrest to reckless endangerment in pantsing a police officer

The cops didn't quite know what to do with Mr.. Krupp though. He can't really done anything wrong

he just stood there in the same spot for hours an hour saying but

over and over and over again

So was decided that he should be admitted into the pico Valley home for the reality challenged where he remained?

unchanged for nearly two weeks

George inhaled and their twin spent the next 12 days being very careful

Great job shouted yesterday, George angrily our teachers are in Jail and Mr.

Krupp is in the goof house these past two weeks have been a total disaster

Two weeks said Harold inquisitively

Yeah, yesterday, George continued in the past two weeks you guys have no wait harold interrupted

Wasn't something bad supposed to happen in two weeks

George yesterday George and yesterday Harold all thought back to Melvin's needless Cryptic warning in Chapter, Eleven oh

Yeah, they all said simultaneously the four boys looked around them they checked the horizon they sniffed the air they put their ears

To the floor and listened nothing there was no sign of any trouble

Huh said George I guess nothing bad is going to happen after all

Suddenly a fireball shot out from behind the clouds then came an echoing eardrum piercing sound of relentless terror

it was a laugh a

Horrifying sinister stomach churning laugh that the boys had not heard for many months a laugh that. They'd ho they would never hear again?

Uh-oh said the Georges were doomed cried the Herald's

Chapter 26

years

Gianni

The turbo toilet to thousands at the cross the rooftops in his homemade rocket scooter

Laughing ferociously as a trail of choking smoke filled in the afternoon sky

everyone screamed everyone cried everyone hid

Everyone that is except for George and Helen

They're dreadfully distressed duplicates

The four boys ran as fast as they could to the pico Valley home for the reality challenged

There was only one person who could stop this horrifying beast, and he was locked away in the goof house

The four boys dashed through the sanitariums front door and sled across the freshly waxed floor to the reception desk

We need to see Mr.. Crup Cried George almost out of breath

He's a patient here

Sorry said the nurse, but patients can't have visitors without a doctor's appointment

But he can save the world cried it handled. He's captain underpants

Sure. He is said the nurse sarcastically

Listen Bub

We currently have nine patients who claim to be captain underpants we also have four wonder women seven Albert Einsteins and one Elvis Presley

Well can we at least talk to him asked yesterday harold no said the nurse nobody talks to the King

Not Elvis said George angrily, Mr.. Crup. Oh

Said the nurse. I'm sorry, but no

Brats Cried yesterday Harold Captain underpants and stuck in the Goof house

We can't bust him out said George, but I know somebody who can follow me

frantically the boys Ran back across the City

Chapter 27 this guy is crazy

George had an idea, and he needed everyone's help to pull it off harold grabbed some cardboard boxes from his garage

George found some white spray paint in his garage

yesterday George and yesterday Harold each grabbed the Barbeque grill from their backyards

With a little ingenuity in a lot of duct tape the four boys constructed two surprisingly convincing talking toilet costumes

Georgian Harold climbed into the boxes and wheeled themselves awkwardly into town soon. They came face-to-face with the terrible toilet Mm

Yum yum eat him up said George opening and closing the barbecue grill lit with every syllable

Yeah, eat him up and stuff said harold doing the same thing with his Lid hurry cried the turbo 20 mm

I thought you guys were good

I'm not quite dead said George. It's just a flesh wound

Yeah, me too said Harold

Good said the turbo toilet Mm

You can owe me look for those two kids who messed up all of our plans a few months ago

um

Okay, said George, but what about that bald guy with the cape in the underwear oh

Goddamn leiter said the turbo toilet Mm. First. I want to find those two meddling kids I

Really think you should find that underwear guy first said harold yeah said George. He said some really mean things about you. Oh

You do duty shouted the turbo toilet Mm. Water be sure he um said George

He said you're so fed you have to put your belt on with a boomerang

Yeah, said harold and you're so dumb you tried to consider toilet paper by using both sides

Rudolf Scream the Turbo toilet Mm. Where are you?

Right this way said Harold

chapter XXviii one smashed into the Cuckoo's nest

The turbo toilet Mm. Followed George and Harold back to the Sanitarium

He marched through the front doors and headed toward the restricted area the nurses screamed and ran for safety

Quickly George grabbed the intercom turned up the volume and started snapping his fingers into the microphone

The sounds of finger snapping echo through the hallways of the pico Valley home for the reality challenged as the turbo toilet Mm

crashed from room to room

Mr.. Krupp who had been comatose for nearly two weeks suddenly began to change?

first a mischievous twinkle gleamed in his eyes

Then a giant smile spread across his face

He ripped off his straitjacket threw off his pyjamas and grabbed a curtain from a nearby window

Captain Underpants was back and the battle of the century was about to begin

chapter Xxix the Incredibly graphic violence chapter part tune in Philippi Rama

Hello, it's nice to beat you

Spank you very much. Oh

Swell Don and swirl

chapter 30 tears of a commode

Let that be a lesson to you said Captain underpants gallantly as the terrible toilet Mm cried and cried

Well said George I'm glad that's over with yeah said harold that ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be at

that precise moment a single teardrop from the quivering eyeballs of the turbo toilet, Mm flew through the air and

Landed on Captain Underpants his face

spit ash

Suddenly our Hero's expression began to change

The Sparkle disappeared from his eyes his posture deflated and his goofy Grin morphed until a scowling grimace

What the heck is going on here, Mr.. Crup yelled oh, oh said Harold?

Mr.. Crup turned and saw the ginormous terrible toilet Mm. Blubbering behind him

the fine Principal shrieked

And he ran away screaming his head off

The turbo toilet Mm. Wasn't sure what was going on, but he decided to chase Mr.. Krupp and see what happened

Soon the Leviathan lavatory cornered Mr.. Krupp and scooped him up in his mighty robotic fist

Cried Mr.. Krupp

Said the turbo toilet Mm. That ended up being a lot easier than I thought it would be no

I just need to find those two annoying kids

Mr.. Krupp picked up a little

What's your annoying kids he asked whoa said the turbo toilet Mm

One of the model for I don't want a toy and the other one work not a bad haircut

Hey none of those kids said Mr.. Crup. Excitedly. I even know where they live

Really said the turbo toilet Mm. Then what are we waiting for come on my doodling minions?

Behold much a radical retaliation is ironed

Mr.. Krupp pointed the way and the turbo toilet Mm. Marched off Toward George's and Harold's houses. Oh

Oh said George or doomed again said Harold

Chapter 31 the re

retaliation

The terrible toilet - that was in March - George's and Harold's houses

Smashing through buildings pushing over cars and leaving a smouldering path of destruction behind him

George and Hannah tried to keep up, but the turbo twilit 2000 left him trailing behind oh

No cried harold he's heading for houses. There's no way to warn ourselves

It didn't matter however because yesterday George and esther day harold could hear the turbo toilet Mm. Coming from Miles away, I

Think he's heading straight for us Cried yesterday George, but how would he know where to find us asked yesterday Harold?

Jenna Left at My Street said Mr.. Crup. The kids live on this block. Oh, but they're hiding up in that tree house of theirs

Yesterday George and yesterday Harold saw the turbo toilet Mm. Heading for their back yard

They could feel the earth shake under each stump of his massive metal feet yesterday George locked the door to the tree house

yesterday harold hid under the desk

Okay, said Mr.. Krupp. I've let you do those kids you were looking for can I go now?

Sure said the turbo toilet mm. You can go rot in here

He shoved the screaming principle into his mouth and flushed his little handle

Mr.. Crumb shrieked in terror as he spun around in a swirling whirlpool of Saliva then the turbo 22000 swallowed hard and Mr.

Krupp was flushed away with a gurgling

The Turbo Toilet Mm

Slammed against the tree with his massive metallic shoulder yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying

The bookshelf fell over comics flew everywhere and crackers eggs wobbled around precariously on the desktop

Don't hear you murder. The Goods scream the turbo toilet mm. As he smashed into the treehouse once more

Yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying again the three eggs teetered perilously back and forth at the edge of the table

Cried the turbo 12 mm. Well, no when I won't make you suffer

He plowed into the tree a third time

This time the window smashed the TV topple over and crackers and eggs who off of the table?

yesterday George and yesterday Harold leaped for the eggs, no

Cried yesterday Harold as a three purple and orange speckled eggs flew through the air they hit the floor and shattered with a terrible crash

chapter xxxii suprise suprise surprise as

The treehouse swayed violently from side to side

Yesterday George and yesterday held sifted frantically through the broken Eggshell fragments

Suddenly yesterday Harold's hand felt something warm and fuzzy

carefully, he pulled it out of the broken eggshell pieces it was a

Yesterday Harold wasn't quite sure of what it was

What the heck is this thing?

Cried yesterday Harold has a tiny fuzzy creature wrapped its wings around him and looked up lovingly into his eyes

Yesterday George pulled two more fuzzy winged creatures out of the shell fragments and stared at them in disbelief

this

This can't be he cried

The tree house Shook Wildly and yesterday George and yesterday Harold went flying again

The three tiny creatures happily wiggled their way up to the boys faces and started licking their cheese

The turbo toilet Mm. Climbed up the side of the treehouse and tore the door off its hinges

He reached in and grabbed yesterday George in yesterday Harold in his mighty metallic hand

or watching no

Roared the preposterous porcelain predator as he shook the two boys back and forth

The three fuzzy creatures fell to the floor

Quickly they got to their feet and excitedly flapped their wings

They weren't sure all was happening, but it seemed like fun

The turbo toilet Mm. Jumped down from the treehouse and squeeze the two boys tightly in his fist

Orderly, I shall avenge my father noise

And take my place as a supreme leader of the Earth he shouted

The three tiny creatures fluttered down to yesterday jorge and yesterday herald wagging their little tails with excitement

But when they saw the looks of terror on the boys faces they realized that this was not a game

Quickly the three creatures took action and began circling the Turbo Twitter Mm like mosquitoes

Then they each took turns ooming in close and taking quick bites out of him with their bionic jaws oh

Cry the turbo toilet mm. He desperately swatted at the swooping creatures all those things

Another one dive didn't bit him on the farm and neat down a steel bolt

Her poured out screaming the frustrated fiend as he released the boys and began sweating at the flying beasties with all his might

The strange furry creatures grasped the turbo toilet Mm. By his lid and shoulders and lifted him off the ground

Flapping the rings as hard as they could they carried the villainous lavatory higher and higher into the air

even more flipping amah

It's more por tu. No fly if I want to

Soon they were more than a half mile up in the sky

Lululu Goo roar the terrified turbo toiley Mm. This turned out to be a poor choice of words

Because the three fuzzy creatures did exactly that

All at once they released their grip on the evil Robotic, Behemoth and sent him tumbling downward

Faster and faster he fell through the clouds spinning out of control and screaming in terror

Chapter 33 to make a long story short

couple mo

Chapter 34 welcome back krupp

The turbo Twyla 2000ad smashed into a vacant parking lot and exploded with a sonic boom that shattered nearly every window in the city

When the smoke finally cleared Mr.

crup sat alone in the center of the impact point surrounded by mangled metal and jagged chunks of Porcelain

And everything around him matt had been destroyed but Mr.. Crup surprisingly was unharmed his super powers had protected him

soon two cops arrived at the scene

Are you okay? They asked I?

Guess so said Mr.. Crep this must be one of those crazy nightmares. I keep having oh

Great said officer my quigley. It looks like we caught another naked schoolteacher who thinks he's dreaming

Let's lock him up with the others said the chief of police

chapter 35 Hamster decals

Georgian held finally made it home. Just as the three furry creatures were returning to the tree house

yesterday George and yesterday harold told them what had happened and how the strange fuzzy creatures inside crackers eggs had saved the Earth from

Total destruction

What are those things anyway asked George they kind of look like a cross between a hamstring a pterodactyl said held I?

said George that means that Suwon crackers

Were yeah?

But that doesn't make sense said harold how could a man will meet with a reptile? Yeah?

cried George again, I mean all I saw was Dna was mutated when he morphed with that bionic, Endoskeleton said harold Ii

Cried George again

I suppose a mammal with mutated genes might be able to breathe with a prehistoric reptile harold speculated. What part of you?

Don't you understand shouted George?

Sorry said Harold

Soon the four friends and their three new pets were back up in the tree house

They all worked together to clean up the mess

Then the two heroines made beds for the baby hamster dactyls out of shoe boxes while the two georges thought up names for them

Let's call the girl Dawn said George, what about the two boys asked yesterday Harold?

Orlando and Tony said yesterday George harold wrote their new pets names on their shoebox beds, but he still seemed perplexed

Are you still trying to figure out? How we ended up with three half Pterodactyl half bionic Hampshire Pets asked George

Yeah, sort of harold replied. You're thinking too much said George

Listen if you look too closely at these stories. They're gonna fall apart

What do you think this is Shakespeare I?

Guess you're right said harold of course. I'm right said George just go with it man

Chapter 36 all's well that ends poorly

Well that was a satisfying ending said yesterday harold as he tucked Tony, Orlando and dawn into their beds

What do you mean satisfying said George the city is destroyed our teachers are in Jail

There are four of us and our three meat and pens think were their moms. Oh

Yeah, said yesterday harold I guess there are a lot of loose ends in this story. Oh

Said held that could only mean one thing

What asked yesterday George?

Another sequel said held oh, no why in Georgian yesterday George here. We go again

Montero than Yesterday Harold

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