(That's Okay, That's Okay)
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ Even if you fail in business ♪
♪ Even if you fail in love ♪
♪ Everything will work out ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ On my way back from the dentist ♪
♪ I ran into a thug ♪
♪ He said I stared at him ♪
♪ And then he approached me ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ He slapped me in the face ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ It didn't hurt from the anesthetic ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ He said he wants to see me tomorrow ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ I'm going to the dentist tomorrow again ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
It won't hurt.
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ My dad trusted his friend ♪
♪ And invested in his business ♪
♪ He found out that friend ♪
♪ Is a known conman ♪
♪ Is he okay? Is he okay? ♪
♪ He lost his entire life's savings ♪
♪ Is he okay? Is he okay? ♪
♪ All he had was $200 ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ He's never worked a day in his life ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ My dad is all about YOLO ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ This time... ♪
♪ This time... ♪
♪ This time, it's my turn ♪
♪ At a bar last night ♪
♪ I was set up with a girl ♪
♪ She said I wasn't good looking enough ♪
♪ And just drank without talking ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ She said one thing in the middle of drinking ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ That I look handsome since she's drunk ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ After 2 rounds of drinks, I became Park Bogum ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ After 3 rounds, I became Gang Dongwon ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
- ♪ After 4... ♪ / - That's enough of that.
You went on and on.
Hey!
If you're Park Bogum,
I'm Park Bogum too.
You stay out of this.
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ My little brother is such a pain ♪
♪ I can't even talk to him ♪
♪ He starts screaming so easily ♪
♪ And all he does is sleep ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ It's been like this for 3 years ♪
♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪
♪ My little brother is 3 years old ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ He gets me money during the holidays ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ He makes more than my dad ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
Even if your fan breaks, it's okay.
- It's so hot! / - So hot!
Why is the fan broken? It's so hot.
- The fan is broken? / - Yeah, it's broken.
Want us to cool you off?
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Just stand there. / - Okay.
We'll cool you off.
Hold on. Here we go!
That felt so cool!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Did that feel cool?
Are you okay?
That felt cool. Are you okay?
The thing is...
This makes us feel hot.
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ It was cool so that's okay ♪
♪ No matter how hard things are ♪
♪ It'll all work out ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪
(Idiotic Robot)
What's taking him so long with my lunch?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Geez...
- Did you call, master? / - Yeah.
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Master.
I packed this lunch myself.
Hurry up with that.
I'm starving here.
This looks great!
Hey! Why's it so salty?
Gosh... What was that just now, master?
The food is too salty.
Do you know how bad that is for you?
So you're a fitness nut now?
You should eat bland foods to live a long life.
Sure, sure. I bet.
Forget it. Just pitch the tent.
Yes, master.
Picnic mode...
Mode...
Jinho-bot, what's wrong? What is it?
Master, my battery is at 5%.
Oh, no. I didn't bring a battery.
Master, in case of emergencies,
I have manual power generator.
Oh, right.
Have a seat for now.
Have a seat. Hold on.
Connect this cable.
Jinho-bot needs to be charged.
Jinho-bot.
Here I go!
Charging...
Are you charging, Jinho-bot?
- I think you have to pedal harder. / - Harder?
This is really tough.
I feel like dying.
Charging...
I bet you're charging well.
I trust you.
- Charging... / - I'm sure he's charging.
Still not done yet?
Charging... What the...
Hey!
Charging...
Come on!
You are not charging!
You're just faking it to get out of doing work!
- Can I just nap for 5 more minutes? / - Shut it!
Geez...
- Honey! / - Hi!
Hi, honey.
- It's so nice outside! / - Isn't it great?
Gosh!
Look at that puppy. How cute.
I want a puppy too.
Dog mode.
What?
What the...
Jinho-bot, you have a mode like this?
Shake.
Go fetch.
What the...
Give me a break!
Nice job!
Get out of here with that!
Let's do this. Come to me.
Why'd you bite me?
German shepherd mode.
Stop being so weird!
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Did you bring watermelon?
Watermelon...
I really want some watermelon.
Of course I brought watermelon.
Bring it out, Jinho-bot.
Yes, master.
You're so thoughtful.
Oh, right.
I forgot to bring a knife though.
- A knife? / - Yeah.
That's okay.
Hyeseon-bot!
What the...
Cutting mode.
Hey, hey!
Hold on...
Hey...
Honey, isn't she amazing?
She is amazing.
Jinho-bot, say hello to Hyeseon-bot.
Hi.
I'm Hyeseon-bot.
He's cute.
Leaving mode.
Where do you think you're doing?
You're just shy, aren't you?
I think you're into Hyeseon-bot.
I am not.
I think you're into her.
I really am not.
Jinho-bot!
This guy's so scary.
How could you?
It's not like that...
Jinho-bot.
You offended Hyeseon-bot and she left.
Yeah. She's not so bad...
Don't speak thoughtlessly because it's not about you.
Be honest then.
- Yeah. / - What's your ideal type?
- A girl with fair skin... / - Okay.
And long straight hair,
who also looks good in high heels.
There's no robot like that.
Yeah, there's no robot like that.
Jinho-bot!
- There's one! / - There she is!
Here she is!
- Here she is! / - This isn't right!
- This isn't right at all! / - Take her.
No way!
(Underpaid)
The war has finally started.
As you all know,
you could die during war.
Think of it as your will
and let's all say some last words.
You first.
I'm not going.
You.
I'm not going.
You.
Then I will not go.
Geez, you guys...
You scum!
General.
After I eliminate these scumbags
with my iron fists,
I'll fight until my last breath.
I'm dead.
What? Why are you dead?
I hit my lifeline.
Why would you die from hitting your lifeline?
I'll increase your lifeline.
I love you, general.
Why do you love me all of a sudden?
You're touching my love line.
Geez!
You just don't want to go. Isn't he super obvious?
- His acting... / - No.
It wasn't obvious at all. It was really natural.
It wasn't natural... Just get going.
What are you doing?
We have 100,000 soldiers in our army.
Nobody will know if I don't show up.
Why wouldn't they know? They'll know.
I don't want to go.
- Geez... / - It's making my blood sugar drop.
Why would you put that on when blood sugar is low?
These are chocolate.
- These are chocolate? / - You couldn't tell.
They're chocolate...
Why would you stick that on here? Take these off.
I'm like these chocolates.
What do you mean?
I'm staying out of this.
Hey.
You should go if your general tells you to.
When your superior tells you to go,
you do what he tells you!
I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it.
Why are you putting on headphones?
These are choco pies.
You couldn't tell they were choco pies.
Choco pies...
The war hasn't even started yet
and you're wearing me out...
- I'm like that. / - What do you mean?
I'm staying out of this.
Geez...
General.
Can I go?
I told you to earlier.
A martial artist should die on the battlefield.
I'll just put on some camouflage...
- To infiltrate the enemy base. / - Alright.
If you put on camouflage...
Alright.
Like a true soldier.
Let's go now.
Gosh! All of that?
You're a true soldier.
Let's go now.
These clothes stand out too much.
You're putting on that much camouflage?
Geez...
Is this the mud festival?
It's so obvious he doesn't want to go.
He's the most obvious.
That wasn't obvious. It was natural.
What are you doing?
Fine, fine.
I'll give you a choco pie
for your blood sugar.
Have a choco pie.
I brought a special one for you, general.
It was hard to make this.
A giant choco pie! Thanks.
It's a chair seat.
It was natural. You couldn't tell.
Why would you eat a chair seat?
Why would you bring this?
Geez!
Get over here. Why has he been...
Why are you crying?
Do you miss your parents?
No.
Are you thinking of your wife and kids?
No.
Then why are you crying?
I really don't want to go.
You can't say that, you coward.
Then go with him.
He's good at fighting and he's brave.
You two can go together.
I said go with him. Why are you crying?
It's awkward between us.
Oh, come on!
You two are the same age.
Both born in 1984.
You two should be friends.
Why are you crying?
I have an early birthday.
Oh, come on!
Why are you crying now?
Crying is my thing.
Get out of here with that!
Geez...
That's it.
I'm going to cut you all down
and then go by myself.
How many are there? 1, 2, 3, 4.
4 for death.
I'm going to kill you first.
Why'd you start counting from there?
If you started here, I'd be 1.
Fine. 1? You get killed 1st.
Oh, come on!
Don't be like that.
Gather up.
We'll play hide and seek.
We'll play hide and seek.
- If you're found, you have to go. / - Alright.
- I'm it. / - Alright.
You have to hide while I count to 10.
You have to go if you're found.
1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Here I come.
What the...
- Where did they go? / - Hey.
I can't see them!
I can't see where they are.
They're right there!
They're right behind you!
Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough! Stop!
- Geez! / - General!
Our men have disappeared!
Report them as missing!
Why would I do that?
They're right behind you!
- There he is. / - Where were you?
You planned this to stay behind.
I'll be it and you all hide.
If I find you, you're coming with me.
I'm only counting to 5.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Alright, when I find you guys...
Where are my men?
Where did they go?
- Where did my men go? / - Boys!
Where did they go?
Save me!
Save me, guys!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Fair skin Kang Dongil!
Who's that?
Just some rich guy.
I just said anything.
It's the Say Anything Festival.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Somi.
That's such a pretty shirt.
Let me borrow it.
She just asked anyone to lend her clothes!
That size wouldn't fit her.
Daughter-in-law! My size is a medium.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a foot bag?
He kicked his ear!
The king has two ears!
That's a secret!
Let's meet the next contestant.
A werewolf?
I'm so upset! Geez!
Amazing.
He wasn't howling. He was angry.
That's so funny!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Thanks for letting me borrow this, Somi.
The shirt has been stretched out!
From size 44 to 88.
4, 4, 4, 4.
8, 8, 8, 8.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Why did you have to come now?
What is it?
It's lunch time.
He said it's lunch time.
- Amazing. / - A 1 to 2 statement.
Yeongjin, what did you have for lunch?
A glass window.
- Don't be a picky eater. / - Okay.
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Parcel delivery. / - Thank you.
He delivered that parcel so secretively!
- Amazing! / - A speedy delivery statement.
Right. I left it at security.
- Left what? / - The security guard.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Chunhyang, lift up your head.
Put your head back down.
Mongryong panicked and spaced out a bit.
That's right!
Seafood pancakes over Chunhyang.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it Choi Minsu?
How much gas would you like?
- It was a gas station employee. / - Right.
I'd like a full tank of absurdity.
Answer. Park Boyoung.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ My love battery is all out ♪
An electric discharge statement.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Like my chest are pears ♪
Naju pears on his chest.
Amazing.
He deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Want to go to the fish room?
I'm down for the fish room.
Hello.
Not a PC room!
It was a fish room!
Right.
The best fish are at the army training center.
Fish!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Ready...
Is it a race?
- 3! / - 3!
It's just saying the number 3!
- ♪ A ♪ / - ♪ Rirang ♪
♪ Arirang ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a mountain god?
A fire! A fire!
The mountain god's house caught on fire.
Put it out, out, out...
Go, go, go, go!
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster taxi driver...
And commentator screwdriver.
Hello!
(Come Back, Yumi)
Hello, everyone.
A new kind of mineral water.
If you buy some mineral water today,
you even get a balloon.
I should take a photo for social media.
What are you photographing?
Are you comedian Kang Yumi?
"Would you like to delete this video?" Yes.
What brings you here?
Yumi, come back to Gag Concert.
Why are you here dressed like this?
Don't touch it. You'll wrinkle it.
What's wrong with this place?
This is my second stage
where I give people happiness.
- This place? / - Sure.
When people see...
My balloon twisting...
The people leave
looking as happy as children.
Yumi...
Hey, that's...
Your talents are wasted at this place.
- Right. / - Come back to Gag Concert.
Come with us, Yumi.
- You came here to tell me that? / - Yes.
Now I feel bad.
I'm not going back to Gag Concert.
Why not?
My shoulders are too small
to carry that burden.
You want me to lead Gag Concert again?
Be the president of laughs again?
I need some juniors that can keep up
for me to come back.
I'm not Obama. Do I have to be reelected?
Gag Concert season 2 for Kang Yumi.
No, I refuse.
Who are you talking to?
It's too much pressure for me.
I don't want to become the leader of Gag Concert!
Kim Daehui is the leader of Gag Concert!
You're not even up for running
so hang in there.
Right, Yumi.
The veterans the juniors respect
are Kim Daehui and Yoo Minsang.
Nobody even mentions you.
Nonsense.
- Among the female comedians... / - Not at all.
- In interviews... / - Nope.
- They say I'm their role-model... / - You're mistaken.
- So I was mistaken. / - Yes.
What are you doing?
That tickles, Yumi.
Wouldn't it be great if this was a real sword?
Come on, Yumi...
You can go.
I'm busy.
I have to give water to the people. Go now.
Yumi.
Yumi!
- We can't just leave. / - That's right.
- You won't go? / - That's right.
That's pretty daring.
Then I'll leave.
I'm going to the basement warehouse.
No, Yumi...
Enough with the miming. You're terrible at it.
Tell us how to survive in show business.
We're curious.
Tell us, Yumi.
You guys...
That's a great question.
To survive in show business, remember 2 things.
First,
be careful of those who have makeup on.
This was during the killer sketch, "Love Counselor,"
when I had Korea in the palm of my hand.
They put out an article about
Park Hwisun wanting to date me.
- You all saw, right? / - No.
Shut it. There was an article like that.
I was waiting to be asked out on a date.
But he didn't even acknowledge my greeting.
He just used my name value.
Don't you think?
Beats me.
Look at the time.
What is it, Yumi?
I have a gig at McDonald at 6 where I stand still.
- Yumi. / - Yumi.
Don't get upset if I don't say hello back to you.
It's a job.
If this happens, they cut it from your wages.
Yumi.
Standing still is great and all
but I miss how great you were on stage.
- Right. / - Come back.
Come with us, Yumi.
Why are you doing this to me?
If I said I can't go, just accept it.
Why do you keep harassing me?
I said I can't go!
Why can't you go back, Yumi?
This flower.
Is this flower funny?
Is it funny?
It's pretty.
- Same for my face. / - What?
This flower...
Is still a flower even if you trample it.
Just like the fact that I'm pretty
will never ever change!
She must be crazy.
I'm so upset.
I can't make people laugh
with this flower-like face!
Flower, my foot! You're closer to fertilizer, Yumi!
That's right!
Stop being ridiculous and hang in there, Yumi.
Hang in there!
These warm hands.
Thank you so much.
I hope you two die and go to hell.
What?
Yumi.
Minsang.
What brings you here, Minsang?
What are you doing here?
Can't you see?
I'm working.
Yumi, it's not the time for you to be doing this.
Why are you being like this to me too?
Why are you all doing this to me?
Did the director of Gag Concert send you guys?
To bring back the president of laughs?
It's not that.
Your car is being towed, Yumi.
Oh, no!
What do I do?
This is bad!
Oh, no! I have to perform.
What do I do?
- Yumi. / - Yes?
I'm a comedian too.
You can leave this performance to me and go.
You're trying to look cool but it's not working at all.
Anyway, hold down the fort for me.
I'll be right back!
Hello.
I'm Yoo Minsang the comedian.
Shall we have some fun?
You're not supposed to eat that.
Shut it.
It's Yumi.
Minsang, my car is in my spot just fine...
No...
You made that big plan...
Just to eat some apples?
Tell me it isn't true. Is it?
Yes, it is.
I knew it. Get that pig!
Get that pig!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I'm curious.
- About what? / - About what?
About why people slice a watermelon?
No. What kind of girls do guys like?
A girl like me with a puppy face?
A girl like me with a cat face?
I feel like dying.
I'll tell you. You look like an eater.
You look like dried cabbage.
You...
You just look really weird.
Don't sit on me.
I really hate it.
Guys, congratulate me.
I've been flirting with a movie star.
- How nice. / - How nice.
Humph.
Who is it?
Nobody asked.
Gong Yoo.
So...
We went to a photo shoot together yesterday.
I held Gong Yoo like this
and posed like this.
Know what he said to me?
"Wow, I want to date you."
"Wow, I want to date you."
"Wow, she looks like a mantis."
You have to admit it though.
Do you admit it or not?
What the...
This is where our viewer ratings plummet.
I've never experienced this.
I'm hooked on clubbing these days.
Club sandwiches?
No. Dancing.
You dance whenever you eat a club sandwich.
No, there was a cute guy at the club.
So I approached him like this
and did a sexy move like this...
Do you know what people said about me?
"Wow, that girl's a pro."
"Wow, that girl's a pro."
"Wow, that girl's a sumo wrestler."
Just once...
Think about it seriously.
You could conquer Japan.
Make money abroad.
Treat your parents.
Guys.
How about we visit Myeonghun's house?
Alright. I'll bring alcohol.
I'll bring snacks.
I won't be home.
Let's go clubbing after drinks
and rub up on Myeonghun.
Alright. You just come with us.
You just come with us.
Come see me outside for a beating.
Come with me.
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million
on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Good to be here. Hello.
Good to see you, Minsang.
- Minsang. / - Yes.
There's good news.
What is it?
There's a girl that wants to meet you.
Really?
Don't lie.
Alright.
Before we start the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Look at the words on screen
and match up the related words.
Here we go!
EXO...
Monster...
Excuse me. Hold on.
The other ones are singers and song titles.
Why does it say Yoo Minsang and pig?
Go ahead!
Go... These connect like this,
which makes Yoo Minsang connect with pig.
Minsang.
Why would you be so cruel to yourself
and say the pig is related to you?
It's not?
The correct answer is all 3.
Pig, loser and monster. That's all you.
Excuse me...
We'll start the actual quiz now.
The first question is about celebrities.
First, these are the options.
1.
Lee Sunjae.
2.
Choi Bulam.
3.
Shin Gu.
Korea's veteran actors.
Here's the question.
Among the following,
who is the worst actor?
Go ahead!
What are you saying?
Who here is a bad actor?
Just relax and say the one...
- Who needs to take more acting classes. / - Hey!
That's the one you should pick.
I'd get in so much trouble!
This question...
Are you referring to Choi Bulam?
No.
Please stop asking me such strange questions.
Ask no questions?
I think you picked Lee Sunjae.
No! I did not...
Look at this guy...
- Shin Gu? / - Huh?
Shin Gu?
No! I said look at this guy.
Minsang has made
the ridiculous criticism,
"Shin Gu, you call that acting?"
I did?
You picked 3.
Unfortunately, you are incorrect.
You pick one. Who is it?
In my opinion,
those 3 up there don't act.
You said all 3.
They make art.
What?
They're the pride of Korea.
I truly respect these 3 great actors.
I should've beat him up.
We'll move on to the next question.
This next question
will be given by pretty KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.
Here's your question.
According to a survey,
men that drink, gamble and smoke...
I don't do any of that stuff.
Are favored by women.
- Excuse me. / - Men that do.
Stop joking around
and just give me the question.
Yes, here's your next question.
The next question is about first loves.
Minsang, did you have a first love?
Sure.
I think I was in 8th grade.
There was this girl I used to follow around...
I... What's going on?
Excuse me. What the...
What is this?
Why...
But the thing is...
We're waiting to hear from
all of Minsang's classmates
that he has hurt.
Excuse me...
Hey!
Please keep trying for the $1 million.
Here's the next question.
You've hurt your leg.
Find a method of transportation
while it's healing.
1.
On top of an old man's cart filled with scrap paper.
How could I ride that?
Like this.
No...
- 2... / - Don't do this.
On top of the tray of an old lady
delivering food at the market.
How could I even go up there?
- Like this. / - Hey!
It's up to you to stay balanced.
Stop making composite photos.
3.
A dog sled?
A dog sled doesn't sound too bad.
A dog sled.
Excuse me!
Take it all the way to Busan!
Look here...
Why would a small puppy pull a dog sled?
That's ridiculous.
I ought to hit you.
- You're going to hit the puppy? / - What?
You'll hit it until it moves forward?
No, I meant I'll hit you.
I ought to beat you senseless...
- Scrap paper? / - What?
You want to ride the cart filled with scrap paper?
No! That's...
That's enough. I've had it up to here.
You'll sit up here on the old lady's head?
- No! / - Oh, you're up there now like this?
- No! / - You've chosen 2.
Minsang, unfortunately, you are incorrect.
You pick one.
- Let's move on to the next question. / - Hey...
The last question is easy.
Look at the screen
and choose the number you like.
That sounds easy.
First.
4.
That's an unlucky number.
Next...
Hey! That's a bit...
That one sounds like a cuss word.
There's still a choice left.
- Alright. / - Next.
503.
Pick the number you like.
I have no idea what that number means.
My mind has gone blank.
- I think it's a number you know. / - I have no idea.
- I feel nothing about it. / - Go ahead.
Nothing comes to mind.
I'll just pick that one.
18.
You can't swear on public television.
That wasn't swearing! Then what do you call that?
The middle one?
The middle one?
- No! Why would you think that? / - Minsang...
You're not picking your favorite cuss word.
You're supposed to pick a number.
Alright!
4, 4, 4, 4.
Please say it properly.
4! Whatever!
Four Major Rivers?
- Four Major Rivers? / - What?
Do the Four Major Rivers Project?
No!
You picked 4 because you like the project?
Why would you interpret it like that?
- No, no. / - No?
Then if it's not the first or second one,
the number you like must be 503.
Save me.
Minsang, you are out of time.
Thank you.
Will someone win the $1 million next episode?
The number of death 136...
What's that?
- Your weight. / - Hey!
We'll have Minsang, the number of death 136.
Get over here.
(Kim Daehui)
(Shin Bongseon)
(Jang Dongmin)
(Lee Sejin)
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
A nice dinner between a father and son.
Daehui...
Daehui got annoyed at Bongseon
who came to his house to see him.
So what's going on between you two?
I'm Daehui's girlfriend.
Get on all fours.
Everyone loses it after
Bongseon's shocking confession.
I didn't send you to college to see you like this!
Let's eat.
Hey, you brat.
I sent you to college to study.
And what?
A girlfriend?
Huh? Huh?
What? What? What? What? Huh?
What? What? What?
What? What? Huh? Huh?
Huh? What? What? Huh?
Huh? Huh? What? What?
What? A girlfriend?
She's not my girlfriend, dad.
You brat!
Hey.
If she's not even your girlfriend,
why'd she say,
"I'm his girlfriend..."
Why did she say that? Huh?
Is she a psycho?
Yes, she's a psycho.
You little brat...
Forget it.
So...
When are you going to marry her?
What?
Marry who?
You brat!
Boy!
A man should take responsibility!
What are you saying?
I've never even held her hand!
You brat...
That's it. Stand up.
Stand up!
You brat... What? What?
What? What did you say?
You haven't even held her hand?
Huh?
You haven't even held her hand...
Yet her stomach...
Boy...
Her stomach looked like this!
Huh?
Her stomach...
That young girl!
Her stomach was...
For a ballerina!
Her stomach was...
She does ballet...
Boy, her stomach was like...
Boy!
Take responsibility, boy!
That's just her gut.
Her gut?
Boy!
Nobody gets a gut that big!
You...
I have to go to work now...
So I'll stop here.
But this evening, you're dead meat, boy!
A man should take responsibility...
For his actions.
If it wasn't for work,
you'd be dead meat, boy.
Got that?
Dad.
Can't you quit that job as
a security guard at my school?
Why?
Are you embarrassed that your father
is the security guard at your school?
It's hard for you, dad.
We do a lot of recycling at our school.
Isn't it tough sorting through all the garbage?
Sorting through garbage is no big deal.
You just let the trash pile up for a week
and just drag it all out on Wednesday.
Hold on...
The light stuff is Styrofoam
The ones that you can crush by stomping on them
are cans.
And the ones that break when you stomp them
are glass bottles!
A glass bottle!
A glass bottle!
I stepped on...
Boy!
You'd better sort the garbage properly. Got it?
Why are you speaking in Chungcheong-do dialect?
Beats me. It happens when I wear this outfit.
What?
Girlfriend?
What?
Girlfriend?
Girlfriend?
Right in front of my dad... What? What? Huh?
Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh?
What? Huh? What? What? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Girlfriend?
But I'm not your boyfriend.
What are you babbling about?
So I felt bad
which is why I'm buying drinks today.
Dig in.
No wonder my dad thought she was pregnant.
What was that?
Nothing.
What's taking this guy so long?
Is someone supposed to come?
The Seoul city boy.
Why did you invite him?
I like it when it's just us two.
That's why I invited him.
I should slap him silly.
What was that?
Nothing.
Daehui.
Hello.
- Hey, Bongseon. / - What's up?
Hi.
Have a seat.
- I'm going to the bathroom. / - Okay.
Bongseon, why do you look so upset?
Hey.
Why would you come when he invites you?
You're so tactless!
You're tactless too.
How so?
I like you.
I like you!
How so?
Nothing.
Gosh...
Bongseon, you're so clumsy.
You got chili paste on you.
Sejin.
This chili paste is mine.
Alright, alright.
Gosh, why would you suck that?
- Sejin. / - Yeah?
Later on today...
I'm going to kiss Daehui.
What? Kiss?
An indirect kiss.
Alright. Let's take a shot since we're all here.
Alright. Cheers.
- Cheers. / - Cheers.
That's my glass!
Today, we had an indirect kiss!
Really?
It's fine. I disinfected myself.
So anyway, let's take a shot.
To Gag University!
Cheers!
Let's drink up!
Hey! Did you rent out this entire place?
You're being too loud!
Those punks...
Stop it!
What did you just say, fool?
Quiet down.
Calm down, Daehui!
- He's scared. / - He's scared. He's a punk.
I said to quiet down.
Calm down!
What? Want to throw down?
Get over here.
Stand up!
I said to quiet down!
- What? / - What?
I said to be quiet!
For those nice gentlemen.
Geez, I knew you'd get yelled at.
She's been really annoying me too.
So this tramp was the problem.
What? Tramp?
Say that again.
What did you just say?
Say it again. What's your problem?
- Hey. / - Say what again?
Sejin, don't do this. Please don't.
Aren't you Miss Bongseon?
The Flaming Eel of Nampo.
Good to see you, Miss Bongseon.
You have the wrong person.
You're still living in Namcheon?
Panho is still in the hospital
from when you beat him up.
What are you doing? Show some respect!
- Hello! / - Hello!
I said you have the wrong person.
Beat it!
- We have the wrong person! Let's go! / - Let's go.
Sejin, are you okay?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Daehui, are you okay?
Daehui.
Daehui.
Dang it...
They found out.
(Acting Idols)
An audition for a movie
about a hero that always loses.
We'll start the audition for "Lost Yesterday."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet."
Great. Ready... Action.
Juliet!
I'll wait here until you come out.
Juliet.
Hold on.
What are you doing?
The set-up is that I'm playing chess with
the security guard as I wait.
Why would you play chess?
Do the scene where you convince Juliet's parents.
Sir, please accept my...
Why did he hit you?
The set-up is that
Juliet showed up without makeup on.
Let's say she looks good without makeup.
Let's just move to the climax.
Juliet!
Death by poison.
I'm dying with you.
Hold on...
What are you doing?
The set-up is that the poison is a suppository.
Why would it be a suppository?
You're out!
Stop coming up with weird scenarios.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I don't need any cabbage so you can go.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I got prettier!
They say that cabbage costs have increased.
- I'll show you my acting. / - Please don't.
Here I go.
A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment...
Okay! Action!
Honey, why do I feel so unwell these days?
Did I catch a cold?
- Yeah? Did you take medicine? / - No.
Geez... You're making me worry.
Come here. I'll spray medicine on you.
You're so mean!
Honey, I'm feeling down. Let's go clubbing.
They don't let the elderly in.
What are you saying? I'm a great dancer.
- Want to see? / - Nope.
- Cue the music! / - I said no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Excuse me! Sir! Sir!
Hold still.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I'm all about YOLO!
They're saying you look old.
You're out! Go sit down.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left are
nothing special like a sister visiting
her younger brother in the army...
There are non-special roles in acting.
No matter how ordinary the role,
you give it your all so you can
express the role like you've sucked it all in.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a mosquito.
A mosquito?
I hate that. Where is it?
It's so distracting...
Now that my life as a mosquito ended,
I'll act as the sister visiting her brother in the army.
Gosh! Hey, Sucheol! It's me!
My goodness!
What?
Your commanding officer likes me?
I'm so embarrassed! Gosh!
Hold on...
Who is that old guy that keeps waving at me?
Your commanding officer?
Oh, hello.
You must be very highly ranked.
Pardon my asking but how old are you?
Oh, you're 58...
I see... What is it?
What?
Oh, you're a war veteran.
Amazing.
What is it this time?
Oh, you got divorced once
and you don't plan on divorcing again?
That's amazing!
Geez! Why do you keep grabbing me?
I can use the exchange all I want?
Let's go, honey.
Sucheol, say good-bye to your brother-in-law.
Hold on...
Ma'am, your acting...
You interrupted my acting.
Why did you hit me?
You seem like a son.
I think I've heard that before...
Ma'am, stop acting like a big-shot...
There is no...
Being a big-shot in acting.
Acting comes out
when you surpass your limits.
I am merely a soprano that
doesn't waver at high notes.
The spirit of... ♪ Acting ♪
♪ The spirit of acting ♪
The spirit of... ♪ Acting ♪
Since I've cracked around 3 plates,
I'll act as the visiting sister at the
family talent show on the army base.
Hello!
I'm Private Kim Sucheol's older sister Kim Jeongja!
Start the music!
Gosh!
A bomb?
Where's the bomb?
What? You're calling me a bomb?
Why you... Drive your heads into the ground!
You won't get to use the exchange now!
Ma'am, you're out!
Geez!
(My Mother-in-law is Strange)
- Honey. / - Yeah.
We're going on a trip...
Do you think your mom will follow us to Hawaii?
- No way. She couldn't follow us there. / - Right?
- Let's hurry and go. / - Let's go.
- Hold on. / - Hawaii...
Hold on... Gosh, why's this bag so heavy?
Strange... Hold on...
Son!
Son!
Son, how are you?
Mother, why'd you come out of the carrier?
Of course I'd become a contortion artist
to come see my son.
I missed you.
So anyway...
I hear you guys are traveling abroad.
Did you pack matching clothes?
- Gosh... / - Goodness...
- This is for Munjae. / - Wow!
It looks great on you.
Mother, what about for the girl?
I'm wearing it.
Let's go to Hawaii. Go, go.
Mother, we'd like to go with you
but we only got 2 plane tickets.
Of course you did.
I guess there's no other way.
I'll just have to go with Munjae.
Why would you say that?
- That's how I feel. / - She can hear!
Why are you listening to my thoughts?
You're so disrespectful!
I don't like her! I don't like her!
My puppy!
What the...
My puppy!
♪ You're drawing me in ♪
- Grandma! / - My puppy!
My puppy...
Did you pack everything for your trip?
I think so.
I knew it!
That's why
I brought something. Hold on.
- Where is it? / - Gosh...
Hold on, where did it go?
- It should be in here. Hold on. / - What is it?
Here, I brought a tent.
How did that come out of there?
How did that happen?
Goodness...
My puppy, I hear you're going to Hawaii.
Yes.
- Do you know how to say hello? / - Yes.
Show me.
Aloha.
Not like that.
I'll teach you. Watch.
Gosh!
Do what I do.
My puppy, you're in the dog house.
Mother, what brings you here?
What do you mean what brings me here?
I have to call first to come see my grandson?
- I didn't mean that... / - You should stop coming!
You're even going to tag along on their trip?
- But you're also... / - Quiet!
Looking at your face is stressing me out!
I'm so stressed!
Hold on. My doctor told me to take medicine
when I feel like this.
Hold on.
- What are you taking out now? / - The doctor said...
Here it is.
So bitter!
Do we have something sweet?
Hold on. Mother, here's some candy.
It's too salty!
- The candy? / - The candy's too salty!
It's your favorite. It's hard candy.
Why are you glaring at me like that?
You won't look your mother-in-law in the face?
- No... / - How dare you look directly at me?
Don't turn away.
Don't you glare at me!
Don't turn away.
Geez...
I caught you!
Gosh!
I should punch you in the eye!
- I'm sorry... / - Grandma, calm down.
Since we're all together,
we should all take the trip together.
Munjae, I don't travel anymore.
Why not, grandma?
I went to the airport last time to take a trip
and I couldn't get past airport security.
It got me so angry!
Who didn't let my grandma through?
Who do you think it was?
It's me? It was me?
I stopped my mother-in-law at airport security?
So I was like... I had one of these things.
- I'm going to scan you. / - Okay.
I'm sorry. Weapons are not allowed on flights.
What? My face is a weapon?
Gosh!
A bomb is about to explode! It's going to blow!
Is that what you're saying I did?
I don't know that!
Mother...
I'm sorry.
- Silicon is not allowed on flights. / - Gosh!
What did you say?
You talk back too much.
You think you're so much better.
I'm so stressed out!
You're being stubborn.
Grandma!
That's enough.
Why are you always picking on mom?
No...
You're right.
I'm sorry.
Daughter-in-law, I've never been nice to you.
I'm so sorry for always being angry with you.
No, you didn't...
So I prepared something.
Hold on...
Gosh...
- Here... / - Mother...
This...
It's nothing much but take it.
This is my first gift from you.
- It's nothing. / - You really didn't have to.
There's nothing in here.
I said it was nothing!
Why can't you understand me?
(Blushing Old Age)
The senior citizen center took us to
an amusement park.
I should get in line for this when nobody's around.
Move it!
Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!
This arrogant newbie is trying to
get on the ride before me.
Trying to sit in the back row on the pirate ship.
- Hey. / - What is it?
So you can hear.
I'm getting on this ride first.
You get behind me.
- Why are you doing this? / - Get going!
Why did you push me?
You made me fall!
So you can stand up without a cane.
What are you saying?
Look at this.
It's bleeding because I scraped it from that push.
It stopped now.
So you stop bleeding.
What are you saying?
Hey, forget all that. I'm getting on first.
Get behind me.
I'm getting on first!
I've been waiting here for 30 minutes.
So you haven't passed out yet.
He still has so much energy.
My legs are starting to tremble.
It's not just your legs, Yeonggil.
You're barely staying alive.
I have energy now.
- Why? / - From thoughts of beating you.
What?
You need a beating.
Yeonggil.
Please be merciful.
I have no mercy.
Hammer.
- Bring the one for summer vacation. / - Yes!
- Oh, no... I'm dead now. / - Hey.
- Down on all fours. / - Okay...
- Hammer, let's do this. / - Okay.
That stings!
- That stings! / - That's enough. Stop it.
See that? This is how terrifying we are.
So you'd better get behind me.
- I waited here. / - I'm getting on first!
- I waited for 30 minutes. / - Why you...
I'm going to ride all the rides by myself!
You're bobbing your shoulders.
Are you excited to be at this amusement park?
My back itches but I can't reach.
This is killing me. Help me out.
- I don't want to. That's gross. / - What, fool?
Let's ignore them
and go on the rollercoaster.
Yeonggil, that ride isn't for the elderly.
Yeah? Then let's ride the pirate ship.
That one isn't for people with heart problems.
Yeah? Then what should I ride?
You should ride a limousine.
What? A limousine?
They'll take you to your final resting place.
- Do you want to be in this car? / - What?
- No... / - Think before speaking.
Yes...
Why are you talking nonsense?
We should take a nice photo at a place like this.
Is there anything cute
like animal ears?
- This is why I brought this. / - How nice.
It looks great on you.
You look like you'll fly up to heaven soon.
- I'm taking the photo. / - No, give me that.
I'm going to hit you with it.
- Gosh. / - Don't do that.
What was that?
Yeonggil, you don't need to put that on.
It's already faintly visible above your head.
Yeah?
I can see yours clearly.
- Gosh... / - You need a beating.
Yeonggil...
I won't just stand for a beating.
- Yeah? / - Yes!
Hammer, upgrade the gear.
- The gear... / - I came up with this for you.
- Stand up straight. / - Yes...
Let's do this, Hammer.
That might kill me too. That's enough.
Stop all this nonsense.
The parade is starting soon.
Let's all go watch that.
A parade?
What is this?
Get out of here.
What is this?
This is so childish!
- Gosh... / - Come on...
He's first! He's first!
Run away!
He's oldest!
Let me just change my pants.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?
- Yes! / - Who wants to talk first?
Me!
Alright...
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut.
I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one,
Jang Obok!
What the...
See that?
They don't do that for anyone.
A really famous composer friend
made it especially for me.
He charges everyone else $2,000
but he charged me $5,000.
I'm sending him certification of contents!
Pick the phone up, man!
Hold on.
Listen up.
Kim Samuel of "Produce 101"
is here right now.
Really?
What are you saying?
I'm right here.
Not the fake one!
The real one is here!
No...
Kim Samuel, step up here!
He's the fake one.
I'm also Samuel!
Geez...
What the...
- The reaction... / - What's going on?
Samuel.
What was your rank out of the 101?
- Out of the 101, I was... / - Oh, right!
Samuel, you were in 105th place.
You were below us.
Good to see you, Samuel.
Please greet our viewers.
Hello.
I debuted with a mini album "Sixteen."
I'm Kim Samuel and I'm 105th.
So...
What year were you born, Samuel?
I was born in 2002.
In 2002?
Hold on.
Hold on.
So...
What were you guys doing in 2002?
I studied for the university entrance exam.
I was getting ready to be discharged from the army.
I failed the civil service exam for the second time.
Once for agriculture and once for fisheries.
How about you, teacher?
I was still doing Gag Concert then.
Samuel.
He's like your dad.
Oh, come on.
Hey.
Young and spry Samuel.
Step out. Step out!
He's angry.
So...
You think you can beat us?
Do you...
Have this?
Keep showing them.
Well...
- Get out of here! / - Move!
You're nothing.
He has everything.
Step out.
Kim Samuel.
You can't beat me.
Let's see who's the better at dancing.
- Dancing? / - Dancing?
You're going to dance?
Help me, Ryu Samuel.
This is actually funny.
Can you do this?
Hey, hey, hey!
Can you do this?
I'm so dizzy...
That was pretty good for a 40-year-old.
Can you do this?
I'll show you.
He's good.
Get out of here!
You two, beat it!
Bet you can't do this.
Acting cute.
Sweetie!
Sweetie!
Buy me some black bean rice!
With no peas!
Sweetie!
Bet you can't do this.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
You really can't do it?
I really can't do this!
I feel like I lost.
I have to go. I have a shoot.
What shoot?
Life veteran.
What's that?
Life veteran.
"Master of Living."
You guys want to come along?
Yeah!
Beat it. I'm going by myself.
The one that's distributing
parcels of herb from Okcheon...
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
Join us!
Okay.
We can do it!
- They're going nuts! / - We can do this!
- Good job. / - Thank you.
Thank you.
Who wants to talk next?
Go on.
Okay.
Why do I have to go after him?
Why am I going after him?
So much pressure.
These days, guys that live alone are more popular
than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam! Hi.
Hey.
You're all looking at me with pity for living alone.
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
If you have a girlfriend, traveling can be such a pain.
If you travel with your girlfriend,
this is what she says as soon as you arrive.
Wow, this is great.
Honey, take some photos of me.
Make sure my legs look long.
Take another one with the app.
I'll walk by without looking
so take it so it looks natural.
I'll keep walking
so take one of me from behind.
There. I took all the photos like you wanted.
Are those good?
Honey...
You're terrible at taking photos.
Okay.
When you travel alone,
there's no need to take photos.
So recently, I packed a tent
and took a trip to Daeseong for 8 days by myself!
And the entire trip only cost me $170!
That's really cheap.
But when I got home,
I realized I left the air conditioner on.
For 8 days...
My house was cool
but my heart felt cold.
I saw the AC remote
and it was on full blast.
My rent costs $300
but my electricity bill came out to $1,200.
If I knew this would happen,
I would've gone to Italy instead of Daeseong.
But it's alright.
Since I got to go to Daeseong like I wanted!
- Good. / - I'm fine.
I'm fine since I got to go.
You should find a girl to date
and even get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it.
If you live alone, you can go watch movies alone.
When you watch a movie by yourself,
you can watch whatever you want
and nobody says a thing!
I hate nachos so when I don't eat any,
nobody says a thing!
If I don't wait in front of the bathroom with popcorn,
nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to be single.
I bet you're envious of a single guy like me.
Yeah, I'm often envious of you.
Of course you are.
I want to watch a movie by myself sometimes
but I always have to go watch cartoons for my kids.
I only have 2 hands so my 3 daughters
fight over who gets to hold my hand.
My wife argues with my kids
saying my hands belong to her.
I try to watch the movie but my wife
stares at my face instead of the screen.
I'm so sick of it.
Can you go on a bit longer?
Teacher.
Why do I want to call you dad?
Please be my dad.
Dad!
- What's his deal? / - Seonggwang!
- Dad! / - Want to go to a drive-in theater?
A drive-in theater? Sure!
Do you have a car?
Don't you have one?
What?
I don't have one!
My dad's a taxi driver.
The 3 of us can go.
Really?
But he's going to leave the meter on.
That's going to cost more money!
So chaotic...
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
Hi.
She's so pretty.
Who might you be?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
How annoying.
Why are you wiping your forehead?
A bird pooped on my skull on the way here.
What?
A bird defecated on my scalp.
How annoying.
I should wash my handkerchief.
Oh, right. You, Samuel.
Sell me your abs.
I need a washboard.
What are you saying?
So what brings you here?
Teacher.
Listen to me.
- Yeouido is my hood. / - What?
It's my place of residence.
On my way here, I ran into this girl
that I kicked the snot out of in high school.
I ran into a friend that I once exchanged
blows with when I was in high school.
Oh... So this is
a wound you got from back then?
- It's a cigarette burn. / - What?
It's a scar from life.
Anyway,
I think I know why that friend hated me now.
I was a bit stuck up then
and I looked down on her.
So...
Sell me your flat nose.
I got a nose job.
You...
Used to have nothing but nostrils.
What are you saying? Go sit down.
Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yes?
Why are you so sweaty?
Thank you. Hold on!
Didn't you wipe off bird poop with this?
- I guess the jig is up. / - What?
That did not go accordingly.
Next, please try to solve this problem.
Okay.
What's the biggest number you can make
using 8 five times?
8 to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th to the 8th power!
An Gongsik!
- Teacher... / - Precisely.
I can't stand not being precise. I'm An Gongsik.
Alright.
I have a question, teacher.
What is it?
This question here isn't precise.
Let me see.
"Cheolsu's mom packs 10 rice rolls
and Cheolsu eats 5 of them.
How many rice rolls are left?"
What is this?
It's so imprecise.
How so?
What kind of rice rolls?
Chungmu rice rolls, tuna rice rolls or mini rice rolls?
Or...
What's that?
Or are they nude rice rolls?
That's not important.
I'll explain it simple for you.
You go on a picnic
and your mom packed you 10 rice rolls.
My mom packs rice balls. Easier to make.
Let's just say she packed rice rolls this time.
And you ate 5 out of the 10 rolls.
I can't even finish one of my mom's rice rolls.
They taste terrible.
My mom won't even eat them herself.
"Gross!"
"Why does it taste like a rag?"
A rag...
Alright! You didn't eat them.
Your friends ate 5 of the rice rolls.
They don't deserve that!
What are you saying?
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days...
Like these kids, they're too weak!
I didn't say anything.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.
Kids need to be
strong and powerful!
Look at this.
- So cute. / - He already makes you smile.
Kids become weak because
they grow up watching "Minions."
- A minion is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why they're like...
They still talk like babies because they're weak!
It's because they're weak?
- These eyes are too weak! / - Weak!
Make his eyes powerful!
What is that?
You went too far.
- Man! / - Man!
This minion is a man with a glare!
Man!
Make his hair powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
This minion is a man that has rock spirit!
Man!
Make his legs powerful!
That's going too far!
- Man! / - Man!
This minion is a man that hit his second growth spurt!
Man!
Not just the minions.
Men these days are too weak.
These days, men carry small fans because they're hot.
How refreshing!
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
Be powerful when fighting the heat!
- Man! / - Man!
- A cool man! / - Man!
That looks really refreshing.
Want some too?
Yeah! Give me some.
Here you go!
- Now this is a real man! / - Man!
My legs are so cold!
My legs... What is this?
- What's all this? / - Endure it.
- Muscles. / - My legs have muscles now.
My legs are so cold!
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're distracting the shoot so keep quiet.
Stay like this?
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
- Who are you? / - Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi!
What's that in your hair?
So people can tell I'm a woman.
Oh, I see.
So...
I'm a woman.
I'm sure it's uncomfortable living in the mountains.
There are no gyms.
How do you stay in shape?
What are you saying? Nature is my gym.
As long as you have a tree
that's all you really need.
If I bump my back
against a tree like this,
I get all sorts of...
Good energy from the tree?
All sorts of splinters.
It feels great when it hits an acupuncture point.
Like my very own oriental medicine doctor.
I'm sure living in the mountains gets lonely.
Nonsense. The animals are all my friends.
What are you saying?
If you truly show sincerity to the animals
and try your very best...
They'll listen to you?
They walk all over you.
They walk all over you?
Continued goodwill can feel entitled.
I stuck my hand out and they bit it.
I have to go buy meat.
Without meat, I don't know what they'll do to me.
Just go.
Can I go home early too?
I feel like I'll lose a foot from frostbite.
This could be dangerous.
Are you okay?
You're distracting the shoot so sit through it.
I'll try. I'll try to endure it.
Who wants to talk next?
Are you afraid of an unknown future?
I'll gather, gather and gather my power
to shed light on your future!
Look who it is.
You're the skilled prophet, Shinbong fairy.
- Get out... Get out! / - So scary!
- Get out! / - What is it?
Get out...
Get out of my body now!
You're being so scary! What is it?
I got water in my ear.
Get out...
It's out now.
I went to the pool yesterday
and wore a bikini.
You!
Me?
Yes, you.
Why me?
Your face looks unwell.
Me?
Your filled with bad energy.
That energy!
You have to get rid of it now.
You...
Have trouble in the bathroom. don't you?
How did you know that?
I was in the stall next to yours.
I thought a chicken was flying!
Stop it!
That's enough!
I also noticed...
You didn't wash your hands.
I washed them.
Have a seat.
Is everyone done talking?
Yes.
Gosh...
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- Daehui. / - Yes.
You are the oldest cast member on Gag Concert.
Yes.
Do you have any difficulties
communicating with your juniors?
I study abbreviations youngsters use
so I can better communicate with my juniors.
I'm trying hard.
Is that right?
Then do you know this popular abbreviation?
Do you know PCF?
PCF?
PCF? I've never heard of that.
What's PCF?
People come first.
- So witty. / - Very nice!
That'll become a catchphrase!
LCF.
Love comes first.
I love you.
It's a heat wave so it's very hot out these days.
This is when it's nice to enjoy
some Korean beverages.
First, shinnamon punch.
Cinnamon punch.
Mixed gwains.
Mixed grains.
Corn shilk tea.
Corn silk tea.
When enjoying rice punch,
shaking comes first.
♪ Shake ♪
♪ And pop open ♪
Dear.
That's soju.
I love you.
Do any of you students
have any concerns or questions?
- I'll solve them all. / - Me!
Me, me, me!
Yes, Ryu Samuel.
I want to look more handsome on TV.
Do I look better on my left side
or on my right side?
- You want to look good? / - Yes.
For a comedian, being funny comes first.
Gosh! I want to be funny!
Looks like you failed at it today.
You haven't been funny in 2 years.
Hang in there.
- Anyone else? / - Hold on!
My legs are freezing. What do I do?
Yes...
What do I do about this?
What do I do? When is this ending?
I feel like my legs will freeze off.
Enduring it comes first.
Really? Just endure it?
- Go sit down. / - Is that it?
- Yes. / - I feel like I'll go crazy.
I have a concern.
Yes.
There's a girl I like on this stage.
Can I tell her now?
A girl you like?
Running away comes first.
So annoying!
So...
Why did you look so nervous?
- I wasn't nervous. / - What was that?
- You were nervous. / - I wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
- I wasn't nervous. / - You got excited.
To all the people...
To all the viewers of Gag Concert,
I wish you all good fortune.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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