(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
Obok! Obok!
Obok!
See that?
They don't do that for just anyone.
I used my own money at Seun Plaza to
put this on my jacket.
It was raining on my way back
and I almost got electrocuted!
Alright...
What have you guys been up to?
I worked out over the holidays and got really fit.
I started a new business.
I stole from my mom's purse.
Then my mom slapped me.
Since then my face has been like this.
I think it's an improvement.
- Really? / - Yeah.
It's Chuseok soon. Did you guys prepare anything?
We prepared some gifts for the fans.
- Half-moon rice cakes. / - Enjoy.
Enjoy.
- Eat up since it's Chuseok. / - Eat up!
Who got rice cakes?
Raise your hand.
They're not for free. Pay up!
Money doesn't grow on trees!
Lock the doors!
Alright, alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
It's Honnam!
These days, guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
Hey.
You all seem to be pitying me more
since it's the holidays.
It's a lot better to spend the holidays alone.
If you go visit your hometown,
your relatives will hassle you with questions!
When you're a teen...
"Study hard so you can get into a good university."
Then once you graduate...
"You should get a job."
Once you get a job...
"You should get married."
After getting married... "You should have kids."
Then you have a kid and he grows up.
They tell the kid.
"You should get into a good university."
Life repeats itself!
That's why I'm going to spend this Chuseok alone.
I'm going to stay home for the holidays.
I went to the mart, bought a ton of groceries
and came home.
I got on the elevator and saw a guy on his way down
with a bunch of luggage.
We told each other to have a nice Chuseok.
That's good.
I found out that my house was robbed.
That luggage on the elevator was my stuff.
He couldn't have got my secret money stash
I hid behind the picture frame...
That guy was a professional.
He took everything.
He had a happy holiday
and I had nightmares.
It's fine. My place got more spacious now!
You shouldn't be alone.
You should find someone to date and get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it.
I bet you're envious of a single guy like me!
- Yeah, I'm envious that you're single. / - Right?
I want to relax during the holidays but I can't.
I have to visit my parents. And that's not all.
I have to visit the in-laws too.
When I visit my in-laws, they yell,
"What took you so long?"
They got angry.
I asked, "Mother-in-law, why are you upset?"
She says, "I missed you so much!"
She hugs me. She likes me so much.
Then my mother-in-law started making fritters.
I tried to help
and my father-in-law said,
"This isn't the time to make fritters, Daehui!
What are you doing?" He got all upset.
"Father-in-law, what's wrong?"
"Stop cooking and take a nap. Rest up."
What a hassle!
Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?
I want to take a nap by your side.
- What's wrong with you? / - Stay with me!
Sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ You get together with family on Chuseok ♪
♪ And you're all happy playing cards ♪
♪ But then your grandma ♪
♪ Who's been losing finally wins once ♪
♪ And the entire family congratulates her ♪
♪ My grandma said while smiling ♪
♪ If I add up all my winning ♪
♪ You all owe me $6,700 ♪
♪ My grandpa said ♪
♪ Pull out some cash or I'll cut your hands off ♪
Wow...
♪ What my entire family needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of moneylender business cards ♪
♪ All my uncles and dad, it's okay to cry ♪
♪ Grandma is looking for an apartment in Gangnam ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
He's pointing at her.
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ When you're driving back to Seoul ♪
♪ And your dad's tired so your mom offers to drive ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ It feels warm as my dad and I get to sleep ♪
♪ Because of my mom's sacrifice ♪
♪ My mom said 5 hours later ♪
♪ How do you start the car, son? ♪
What?
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ It's already running, woman ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of blood pressure medicine ♪
♪ Don't worry dad, you don't have to cry ♪
♪ It's 3 a.m. so there's no traffic ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
The next class is history.
That's so boring.
It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how history class
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Magellan's voyage in 1521.
People!
Earth being flat is a lie!
Then how does Earth look?
- Earth is round! / - How does it look?
Round!
It's so hot.
You hot?
♪ Madonna, Donna, Donna ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
- Hi. / - So pretty!
Hi there.
Her outfit always changes.
Who are you?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
I see.
- You're looking fresh today, teach! / - What?
You look very fashionable.
Gosh, I need to meet a dreamy guy like you, teacher.
- All I meet are bums and lowlifes! / - What?
I met a guy that begs for change.
What was he like?
It's this guy.
He's handsome.
This is a bunch of baloney! All Photoshop!
What?
He's very good at using a computer.
I'm so upset.
That's it. Please step aside.
Alright, you.
You have a photo editing app on your phone, right?
Sell it back to me.
Why?
Photo editing can't help you.
You just need to be buried with a shovel.
You shouldn't judge people by their looks.
Try meeting him. He could be a good guy.
Oh, please!
I asked him what his ideal type was.
He said she should be rich, be good at housework,
make lots of money and should
at least be as pretty as Song Hyekyo.
Give me a freaking break! The nerve of him!
I hope you're alone for the rest of your life!
I'm so upset...
Why did it feel like that was directed at me?
She was saying that to me, right?
- No, no. / - No?
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this. Angry Bird!
- Angry Bird is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why all he says is,
"I'm angry! I'm angry!"
Because he's weak.
- His face is too weak! / - Weak!
Make his face powerful!
Wow...
- Man! / - Man!
Angry Bird is a man that would roar like a lion!
Man!
And this.
Nobody's going to respect this comb.
Make his comb powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Angry Bird is a man that's so angry...
- He's on fire! / - Man!
Make his wings powerful!
Spread his wings out!
Angry Bird is a man that could flap and...
- Blow all the fine dust away! / - Man!
And that's not all!
Men these days are so weak.
When they drink carbonated beverages...
"Ouch, that stings my neck."
"Now I'm going to burp."
- That's so weak! / - Weak!
- Make the beverage powerful... / - Powerful.
What is this?
- Man! / - Man!
- I'm a man that gets scaling with cola! / - Man!
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi! / - I see.
You got your nails done today.
No, I tried to stop a nose bleed with my fingers.
How do you exercise
when you live alone on the mountain?
I don't need to exercise on the mountain.
No need when I live on the mountain every day.
I don't use any safety gear.
I climb a cliff with my bare hands
and struggling for 5 hours.
Then when I finally reach the top,
I'm all out of breath.
I take a look in the distance...
- The view is nice? / - I see the Grim Reaper.
He's standing there like this.
He says he won't let it slide next time.
I got so scared I signed up for Zumba classes.
That's enough.
Alright.
You live in the mountains alone.
You should be on that show,
"I am a Natural Person."
Oh, I already got a casting call yesterday.
I turned them down.
Why? You don't really like the show?
No, they weren't paying enough.
They offered this when I should be getting this!
TV producers...
Once I'm paid this much, I'll fight a boar
and even glare at tigers.
But I need to at least get this much.
Or I won't make a profit.
Go sit down.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
When it's Chuseok,
a lot of you go to karaoke with your family.
I've prepared a song to sing
when I visit my hometown.
- Shall I sing it? / - Yes.
♪ No matter what anyone says ♪
♪ People ♪ come first.
I was nervous you all would catch on.
Nice job! You're quite the singer!
I love you.
Many things come to mind when you...
- Think of Chuseok. / - Right.
First, the shircle danshe.
The circle dance.
Vishiting your anshestors' gwaveshite.
Visiting your ancestors' gravesite.
With Chusheok gift shets in each hand.
With Chuseok gift sets in each hand.
I love you.
Dear, can we not go down
to the countryside this year?
My mother made half-moon rice cakes
and beef skewers.
Nice! Let's follow the scent and go now!
Let's go!
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Me!
You get to go first, dear.
I want to get my parents a gift.
What do you think they'd like?
For your parents, rather than a gift,
put your heart into it
and give them this first.
Love.
Cash comes first.
Have a great Chuseok, everyone!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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