Alright recruits. Last day of training.
BLUE SQUAD
Check in.
BLUE TWO standing by BLUE LEADER.
BLUE THREE standing by.
BLUE FOUR standing by.
BLUE FIVE standing by.
Oh and uh, quick question-
Is today pass/fail?
BLUE FIVE it's always been pass/fail.
Screw up and it's back to Y-WING cleaning duty.
Ugh...
those things smell like a DAGOBAH swamp fart.
Ugh, those things smell like a RANCOR'S armpit.
Those things smell like burnt TAUNTAUN hair.
Yeah those things smell like...
...like...
Ah just skip me I'll think of something eventually.
Sorry FRENGK.
Everyone, apologize to FRENGK.
Sorry FRENGK.
Sorry FRENGK.
Sorry FRENGK.
BLUE TWO send out the coordinates and lets head into HYPERSPACE.
Roger that, BLUE LEADER.
Uh guys...
I think I'm lost.
<i>AW SNAP!</i>
BLUE FIVE done got STAR-SNAPPED!
STAR-SNAPPED?
Come on guys, you know this. It's my catchphrase-
for my series of increasingly clever pranks against BLUE FIVE.
So you got BLUE FIVE lost on purpose?
(LAUGHTER)
And then made up a dumb name for it?
And not only did I give her the wrong coordinates-
but I also replaced her ASTROMECH with a refurbished DROID.
Oh. Thatexplains the screeching.
(DROID BEEPS and BOOPS)
It's okay. I still wuv you TR-5H.
BLUE FIVE where are you?
Uh there's a big red star...
...and a TRIANGLE.
Oh no. It's a STAR DESTROYER!
BLUE TWO. Send her those coordinates IMMEDIATELY!
<i>FINE.</i>
<i>But first.</i> <i>Real quick survey</i> <i>of the squadron-</i>
How awesome was this prank, huh?
<i>Classic STAR-SNAP!</i>
<i>NOW, BLUE TWO!</i>
BLUE LEADER I would just like to commend the squad on-
not clogging up the comm with chorts and cackles
at my unbelievable STAR-SNAP.
Great work guys.
VERY PROFESSIONAL.
Seriously. Great prank BLUE TWO.
Thanks BLUE FIVE.
You know, I like to think that pranks like these help us grow as a team.
Uh, agreed but can you hurry up?!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Come on, come on, come on TR-5H!
<i>Welcome back BLUE FIVE.</i>
Just you wait BLUE TWO.
Me and TR-5H are gonna set you straight one-
They followed me didn't they?
Yup.
Is this part of the test?
BLUE LEADER Nope. No. This is bad.
This is really happening.
What are we gonna do?!
Like I said. It's always been pass/fail.
BLUE SQUADRON, lock S-FOILS in attack position.
BLUE THREE Oh god I hope they kill me last.
BLUE THREE I've got one on my tail!
BLUE FIVE I got you BLUE THREE!
Uh, my weapons are locked.
Uh...
STAR-SNAPPED?
Oh, haha. For real?
If we get out of this your'e on permanent cleaning duty.
Oh what? Oh, come on!
I turned her weapon systems off. It's funny!
What's the harm in a litle prank?
I'm hit!
We're all gonna die!
BLUE THREE!
You always were my best friend BLUE TWO.
Hold on guys...
I thought we made it very clear that there wasn't gonna be
any kind of friendship hierarchy in the squadron.
Look what can I say? I'm the best at being friends. Love it or leave it.
BLUE FOUR I'll be your best friend if you'll just FOCUS!
Great, well I guess the whole no best friends rule is totally off the table then.
BLUE FIVE Uh. A little help here guys.
BLUE LEADER I got you BLUE FIVE.
BLUE LEADER We've got to take out that STAR DESTROYER!
BLUE TWO hit that other SHIELD GENERATOR with everything you've got.
Right. On it.
They're the huge balls on the top of the ship!
I know. I know.
I mean, I would've figured it out eventually.
Thank you.
Almost there.
My controls are fried!
BLUE FOUR Your headed straight for that STAR DESTROYER!
Pull up!
I'm going down.
Remember me as the greatest prankster.
BLUE FIVE Not so fast, BLUE TWO.
No one's dying on my watch.
Yeah except for BLUE THREE. He just died.
I'll always be your only bestie BLUE THREE.
BLUE FIVE I'm coming BLUE TWO!
BLUE LEADER BLUE FIVE what are you doing?
THIS.
Huh.
BLUE LEADER Yeah! (laughter)
Great save BLUE FIVE.
BLUE FIVE I did not think that was gonna work!
BLUE TWO <i>And great shot BLUE TWO.</i>
BLUE LEADER Yeah and great shot BLUE TWO
Now lets finish this.
(SCREAMING)
WOO HOO!
(LAUGHTER)
Guess what pal?
You just got X-ed!
BLUE FIVE It's a new catcphrase I just came up with.
You know 'cause we're in X-WINGS.
Uh, quick survey of the squad-
How dumb was that catchphrase?
Oh well X-cuse-
Ugh! Stop.
<i>He's not gonna' stop is he?</i>
<i>Nope.</i>
Alright squad let's head back to base.
And BLUE TWO I was not kidding about permanent cleaning duty.
Oh, what?
But those things smell like a-
-like a MOS EISLEY MEN'S ROOM!
BLUE LEADER Good one BLUE FOUR.
Uh guys...
...I uh...
...kinda can't jump without my ASTROMECH.
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
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