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and let me start with the spiritual and I hope what you say today is also
addressed to the skeptics I count myself among a skeptic who if told that another
human being possesses some sort of godly power I would perhaps is the first
instinct not believe it but what I find interesting about what you some of your
sayings is captured by our without the Superman IAM in this book is that you're
actually saying that what we experience beyond our five senses anything that we
experience beyond the five senses can be called God can be called power or can be
called yourself so if God doesn't necessarily exist why do we need gurus
why do we need something you drive in Delhi do I Drive unlike you so if you
drive you know unknown terrain you use these days of GPS yes usually a strange
woman will tell you turn right turn right
she says turn left in sin turn left she says make a u-turn you make a u-turn why
simply because you're you're not familiar with the terrain when you are
in an unfamiliar terrain it is sensible to take instructions
are you are you saying good news are the new GPS not not new long time ago we
being very long that wave before the GPS came gps means what guru positioning
system
when you were a child were you were you put into a school to go the systematic
way and keep up with it do I look that is educated don't insult
me like that actually you know when I go and stand in the mind in the immigration
lines in particularly in America they look at me and say can you speak English
because I have that uneducated look it's not easy do you know do you know what it
takes to remain uneducated education is just 20 years of going somewhere and
getting one certificate to remain uneducated it's very difficult because
from the day you are born your parents every other adult the school the damn
thing everybody is trying to educate you about something that's not worked in
their life
so what is a possibility always becomes a problem if you do not explore it in
the right perspective so your thought and emotion has become a problem now
love affair is a problem you're making all kinds of things out of it which are
all coming from this misunderstanding not understanding this thought and
emotion is generated by me I can generate it whichever way I want if
nastiness is what you like you do it I don't care if that's what you like but
you're suffering it if you're suffering it you shouldn't be doing it I am not
telling you be loving what is your choice pleasantness or unpleasantness
if unpleasant is his choice you enjoy it and do it what is my problem you want to
drink poison what is my problem I am just telling you this is poison
this is this drink whatever you want but by choice don't drink unconsciously
that's stupid that is not befitting of a human being a human being means we are
far more conscious than every other creature on this planet that's what sets
us apart every creature eats what we can it consciously
so our eating becomes so many things every creature has sexual drives they go
on fulfill it whichever way we can do it consciously so we become something
something we are doing the same things but we are doing it consciously suddenly
there is a magic about it not because sex is magic food is magic no because we
can do it consciously every basic act like eating and copulating becomes
magical because we can do it consciously if you leave that one thing if you
exclude that one thing from your life that you're not conscious about the way
you think the way you feel the way you act the way you move your body if you're
not conscious about it everything can turn again everything can become nasty
so it is this which sets you apart from every other creature so a dog is walking
on the street if you show it a biscuit it in wag its tail if you do this go
redo if this is what you are that if somebody is nice to you you wag your
whatever if somebody is not nice to you you will write them I am saying what
varies evolution in you forget about civilization I am talking about
evolution where is the evolution where is the sign
of evolution I'm asking
I've seen people copying answers in examination but never question
and my second question is from my friend I don't know whether you answer it or
not but I just want to mention it over here because she has requested me to do
so her question is what is the purpose of this universe tell your friend I
didn't make it thank you
why am I being blamed for these things
the only thing I have done is I have figured the nature of my life and by
figuring the nature of this life I know by inference every life has happened the
same way not just every life the very cosmos has happened the same way if you
know the nature of this life from its origin to its ultimate you know the
nature of everything by inference everything that's worth knowing so tell
your friend I didn't make this universe so don't blame me for such big things I
just figured my way through my life and wish you figure it if you figure it you
will see the most important thing that's happening in your life right now is that
you're alive nothing else not that stocks have gone up today that's not the
most important thing not your love affair not this and that if you don't
understand what I am saying suppose tomorrow you lost I am NOT saying you
must wish I'm not wishing you must lose but suppose tomorrow you lost half your
money and you're feeling depressed and your mind says I want to die close your
mouth hold your nose like this for two minutes
your body says to hell with your money I want to live
tomorrow you found your love affair collapsed and your mind says I want to
die check the life within you says to hell
with your love affair I want to live every time you feel little suicidal are
depressed just check the life within you say is to
hell with all these things I want to live so I want to know the most
important thing that's happening to you right now
is life itself not the fancy thoughts that you have not the emotions that you
have not financial arrangements or family arrangements or whatever rubbish
you have built around you these are all accessories to life these are all frills
frills are so much you missing the skirt that's a whole problem with you yes so
much really fundamental things are forgotten
oh it's just my dream to live in a world where I can see joyful faces all around
me don't you want to it's everybody's dream but most people are not working
towards it I believe that a dream cannot come true unless you really work it
isn't it some dreams don't come true just because you dream dream becomes
true because you work it isn't and if you can get a million people to work for
you it will definitely become true isn't it and it's all our dream isn't it so is
everybody's dream to live among joyful people isn't it so but you're not
working for it I'm working for it I want to join I want you to join me and see
somehow you work for it working for it need not mean you have to
come and follow me somewhere at least you walk on the face or you walk on the
street with a joyful face that's working for me everybody was walking on the
street with a joyful face are all my employees
they're always coming I don't pay them no but they're all doing my work
volunteers you're ready the very thought of God occurred to you only because you
saw creation isn't it when you were born and you open your eyes you looked around
so much creation before you came here so much has happened obviously you did not
create it so you thought there must be a creator this is how you come to the
Creator isn't it the moment you thought there must be a creator because you're
in a human form you thought it must be a big man a small man like me cannot do
all this it must be a big man just two hands how can you do so much creation
must be eight hands isn't is it it so if you were a buffalo you would be really
thinking God is a huge Buffalo
isn't it so yes or no you go and ask above a long see a buffalo will insist
God is a huge Buffalo maybe four horns you know India I mean you heard of idiom
the Honda man Idi Amin declared God is black I agree with him if a white man
can have a white god why can't a black man have a black god but both those
people are confused we know God is blocked
because he visited us sometime ago I was talking to a group of people in
Nashville in Tennessee and I was telling them a joke in the joke I just referred
to God as him immediately a few ladies stood up
do you believe God is a man I knew where it's going I said see I see I'm only
telling you a joke it doesn't matter you said him do you believe God is a man
they take the jokes very seriously now
women are arguing God could be a woman such problems exist only in those
cultures in India we have man God we have woman God we have cow God we have
monkey before everything every kind crawling one creeping ones lying one
because these four saw all the problems of the future
see when man was the most powerful force on the planet man was naturally God now
women are also gaining in their power so women are questioning why why can't it
be a woman so tomorrow suppose dogs gain a lot of
power which they're gaining so dogs will ask why not a dog God actually the
spelling also his clothes you know he seems to be closer than you since so
your idea of God is just a next an exaggerated version of yourself isn't it
your idea of God is just an exaggerated version of yourself
see you're still not able to define yourself isn't it whatever definition
you put on yourself is not correct any kind of definition you put on you it is
not enough to describe this one when this small piece of creation is like
this the source of creation how are you going to put a definition on it you
cannot define it you cannot understand it you can only dissolve into it you can
experience it so one of the other things has been kind of bothering you know I've
been in the valley for the last 32 years and their only expression when they say
I've been hitting the peaks
you know one of the things that has not happened or happening at a very slow
pace right is the women leadership and that's kind of a missing component and
this is something now you know there is a big talk going on especially with the
Facebook CEO writing a book called the lean in and what are your thoughts
around that is this so is this something that you know socially this is a
challenging thing or people are blocking it what are your thoughts and how how
should people overcome to those who think your men are not leaders have not
married
so I feel a leader should be leadership should be free of gender you don't look
at the leader for being a man or a woman well you look at them for what qualities
they exude
the important thing is your vision and how you are within yourself how you're
within yourself has not been invested upon at all you're trying to develop
your outside skills whatever your skills may be if you don't have the necessary
equanimity and exuberance at the same time to be equanimous and exuberant if
you achieve this within yourself then whatever competence you have will
multiply a hundredfold if you don't have equanimity you will
see you will spill all over the place if you don't have exuberance then again it
will not find full exhibit a expression to make yourself into an equine amidst
an exuberant human being within yourself which is not in any way enslaved to
outside situations if everything is going dead wrong today still this is how
I am okay with the number of things happening you must understand don't be
impressed by this 2.5 million volunteers and all this I want you to understand
what it means working with volunteers what it means is nobody's dreams of the
job understand they're enthusiastic they're fired up but they don't know how
to do it so every moment you have to guide it as
I did guided if I hired a professional he's a 100 volunteers one guy would do
the job but you wouldn't have a movement if you if he if he gets a better pace
somewhere he'll run away these people are willing to die for it that's a big
difference and another thing is when you work with volunteers you can't fire them
just try to manage your company without the ability to fire the incompetent you
will go crazy so you must understand volunteers means not some great thing it
is a you can't fire them and they're not in for the job that's a reality but
still wonderful things happen because that is the nature of human spirit when
they are on it when they really want to make it happen they'll find a way
somehow they'll find a way that is the beauty of it and this is the growth of
the human being somehow you know people who never thought they could do all
these things today they have risen and they're doing all kinds of things that
they never imagined possible so first establish your way of being
then you go out and do whatever you capable of if you're not capable of it
you'll find out halfway but you're a joyful being you're exuberant and you're
balanced if these two things you achieve you will see every drop of competence
will you have will multiply 104 if you don't have balance every hundred drops
of competence you have will get reduced to ten drops or one
see leadership if you look at it as a quality if you look at leadership as an
aspiration it can produce many disastrous leaders you may end up
producing Adolf Hitler's do not ever think of leadership as something that
you aspire for if you you look at how to evolve a certain competence with
whatever draws you in this life if you become competent to in a certain way
people will naturally look up to you leadership should be a consequence
leadership should not be an aspiration if leadership is an aspiration you may
produce sick people leadership should never be an aspiration do not ever use
the word leadership with your children it is not necessary
they must focus on doing something well if you do something really well then
people will look up to it if it's wonderful million people will look up to
it that's all it is leadership should be a consequence of a certain type of
action not an aspiration
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