[Happy music intro]
>>Vic: Ahhhhh....
>>Vic: Ahhhhh....
>>Vic: Time to see what's on TV.
[Happy music in background]
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: Are you tired of your boring old puppy? Your boring old rabbit? Your boring old crocodile?
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: Well, I'm about to tell you about a revolutionary new pet that will change the way you live. It's called the
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: Invinci-Pet.
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: The Invinci-Pet is the most smartest and
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: intelligent pet you will ever own.
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: Way smarter than the modern-day tabby cat, I mean look at him! He won't even move!
>>Commercial Announcer [on TV]: But don't take it from me. Take it from these happy Invinci-Pet customers!
>>Brook Worm [Customer]: I love the Invinci-Pet so much, I gave up my cat and my dog.
>>Rick Coon [Customer]: The Invinci-Pet is so smart and helpful it's even helped me gettin' over gettin' into trash cans.
>>Lea Colatta [Customer]: Like oh my god. I have an Invinci-Pet and I have not slept for like five days.
>>Commercial Announcer: And hey, if you act now, heck, we'll throw in a free
>>Commercial Announcer: three-day warranty for your Invinci-Pet.
>>Commercial Announcer: And we will also throw in another Invinci-Pet absolutely free! That's right F-R-E-E!
>>Commercial Announcer: FREE!!!
[Franklin interrupts the commercial] >>Franklin: It came! It finally came! >>Vic: What?!
>>Vic: What came?
>>Vic: What pet?
[Happy music]
>>Vic: Sooooo, what does it do?
[Happy music]
>>Vic: [Whispering} What's supposed to happen?
>>Vic: Okay, nothing's happening.
[Happy music in background]
>>Vic: That was it??
>>Vic: No. That was all it could do?
>>Vic: Not very exciting.
>>Vic: Okay.
>>Vic: Okay, what's the thing supposed to do?
>>Vic: Wait, how much did that Invinci-Pet cost?
>>Vic: A free pet? Hmmm..
>>Vic: That's weird.
>>Vic: Well, did it come with instructions?
>>Vic: There has to be instructions, I mean
>>Vic: do you even know how to use the Invinci-Pet?
>>Vic: Are you sure it didn't come with any instructions?
>>Vic: Wait, that's the instructions!
>>Vic: Here, let me see those instructions.
>>Vic: [Reading instructions]: Make sure that your batteries are fully charged before you go to bed or else...
[Overlapping echoing words] >>Vic: Fully charged....The rest of the words are...Oh, hang on, there's more....Make sure he's been fed....
>>Vic: [Echoing voice]: 25%...18....So make sure that you're Invinci-Pet is....
>>Vic: What, wait...
>>Vic: Where's the rest of the instructions?
>>Vic: Wait, you ate the rest the instructions?
>>Vic: Well at least we know a little bit about him. Okay. It says if you rub his tummy
>>Vic: he comes to life, I guess.
>>Invinci-Pet [robot voice]: Hello. I'm your personal and playful Invinci-Pet.
>>Vic: Whoa! That's awesome!
>>Vic: Okay, it says here
>>Vic: Press his eye once to enter play mode.
>>Invinci-Pet: Play mode engaged
[Chase music begins]
>>Invinci-Pet: You can't catch meeeee!
>>Vic: Uhh, should we go catch him?
>>Vic: Let's go!
[Invinci-Pet's robotic sinister laugh]
[Chase music]
>>Vic: I think he went this way, come on.
>>Vic: Okay, you look over there and I'll look over here.
>>Vic: Invinci-Pet....Invinci-Pet
>>Vic: Maybe he went over here.
>>Vic: Invinci-Pet...
[Vic hears a robotic sneeze coming from the cabinet] >>Invinci-Pet: Ah choo!
>>Vic: Ha Ha...gotcha
>>Vic: [opening cabinet] Ah ha!
>>Vic: What?
>>Vic: Ahhhh
>>Vic: He's got to be around here somewhere.
[Happy music]
>>Vic: Ah man, I'm thirsty. I gotta get a drink.
[Happy music]
>>Vic: Whoa!
>>Invinci-Pet: [robotic voice] Yay, you found me! That was so much fun!
>>Vic: Wow!
>>Vic: Franklin! This Invinci-Pet thing is awesome!
>>Vic: Dragon, have you seen this thing? This thing is awesome!
[Dragon senses something is wrong, dreadful music in the background]
>>Vic: Uh Dragon, are you okay?
[Happy music again]
>>Vic: Okay, I wanna go play with the Invinci-Pet.
>>Vic: Yes, oh my god, this thing is so cool! Wait a second, he looks kind of dirty. You think we should wash him?
>>Vic: Wait a minute, does it say he's dishwasher safe?
[Happy music]
[Washer turns on]
>>Vic: Hey, what should I switch it to?
>>Vic: Alright.
[Silence as they wait]
[Loud ding]
[Cheerful music]
>>Vic: Hey, you know what would be cool, if the Invinci-Pet like had powers to fly, but if he could shoot lasers out of his eyeballs, that'd be awesome! >>Baby: Vic!!!
>>Vic: Oh hey, uh oh I forgot uh..
>>Vic: Franklin, if the Invinci-Pet does anything could you please call me? >>Franklin: Yeah. >>Vic: Okay? Alright come on, let's..let's go play.
>>Baby: Weeee!
>>Vic: And then the little baby turtle went back to his home...
[Loud banging drum]
[Franklin yelling from the other room] >>Franklin: Vic! Vic!
>>Vic: What! What! What!
>>Vic: Oh..
>>Vic: Then little baby turtle said I don't want no macaroni and cheese...
[Loud banging drum while Franklin yells from the other room] >>Franklin: Vic! Vic!
>>Vic: What! What! What!
[Vic gasping] >>Vic: Oh.
>>Vic: Okay. ......and then he got in his airplane, and then he flew up in the sky and the little baby...
[Loud banging drum while Franklin yells from the other room] >>Franklin: Vic! Vic!
>>Vic: What! What!
>>Vic: Oh come on! I ran all the way from the other room to come see you! Argh!
>>Vic: Ahhhh....man I'm tired. We've been playing with that Invinci-Pet almost all day.
[Vic yawns] >>Vic: Goodnight Franklin.
[Crickets chirping outside]
[Door slam]
[Feeling of dread music]
>>Vic: [whispering] What the heck is that?
[Music intensifies]
>>Vic: Armond! >>Armond: Ah Vic! Good to see you! >>Vic: How long have you been out here?
>>Armond: Ahhh, just about 12 hours. >>Vic: Well, do you need help? >>Armond: No, no, no, no. I'm fine.
>>Armond: You just uh...
>>Armond: Yeah. [Continues to whack bushes]
[Jazz music playing as two visitors walk up]
>>Vic: Well, I guess I'll...[Vic gets startled]
>>Gentleman visitor: Excuse me, uh sorry for the late presence
>>Gentleman visitor: but according to our paperwork...well excuse me, let me introduce myself. My name is Mr. Bingal.
>>Mr. Bingal: I'm from the Invinci-Pet Corporation and this here is Hortense.
>>Hortense: Hello.
>>Vic: Uh, Vic O'Bannon
>>Vic: Nice to meet you, I guess.
>>Mr. Bingal: We're here on a matter of business because well
>>Mr: Bingal: the paperwork shows that you are one owner of an Invinci-Pet. Is that true?
>>Vic: Ahhhhh....no.
>>Mr. Bingal: You're not one owner of an Invinci-Pet? >>Vic: Unh-uh. >>Mr. Bingal: Hortense, I thought you said the paperwork said... >>Hortense: Well, it did.
>>Mr. Bingal: Well, you know
>>Mr. Bingal: this gal right here, when she says somebody has an Invinci-Pet, she's more than likely right.
>>Vic: Uh...well no. We do not have an Invinci-Pet here.
>>Mr. Bingal: Hmmmm...
>>Mr. Bingal: well, this is surely a matter of importance because
>>Mr: Bingal: well, there's a recall. >>Armond: Hey Vic, where do you keep..oh...
>>Armond: Ahhh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..
>>Vic: Uh
>>Mr. Bingal: No problem. >>Hortense: Hello
>>Armond: [French music in background] Armond, the gardener, nice to meet you.
>>Vic: Okay, all right, wait...
>>Vic: What is this all about?
>>Mr. Bingal: Well, it's a matter of a recall. Seems our Invinci-Pet is uh, well, gone awry.
>>Vic: I'm sorry. We do not have an Invinci-Pet here.
[French music still playing]
>>Hortense: Well... >>Mr. Bingal: What about you Mr. Armond?
>>Armond: Oh! I am just the gardener of this fine man, Vic O'Bannon.
>>Mr. Bingal: Alright. Hortense?
>>Hortense: Yes?
>>Mr. Bingal: Let's go.
>>Armond: What in the world was that all about?
>>Vic: Armond....
>>Vic: We have an Invinci-Pet.
>>Armond: What?! Wha....you should have told them the truth!
>>Vic: Uhhh, I just really love that Invinci-Pet and I don't want them to take it away.
>>Armond: Ahhh, Vic
>>Armond: back in Italy
>>Armond: we have a saying...
>>Armond: tell the freaking truth!!
>>Vic: I know Armond. You're right. Ugh...
>>Vic: We'll just figure it out tomorrow, okay?
[Vic snoring]
>>Franklin: [Scared] Vic!
>>Franklin: Vic!
>>Vic: [Groggy] Yeah, yeah, yeah...
>>Vic: What?
>>Vic: I gotta get back to sleep.
[Creepy music]
[Franklin sees something dash by]
[Vic snoring]
[Mumbling that he is hungry]
>>Invinci-Pet: [creepy tone, robot voice] Hello Franklin. It's good to see you.
>>Voice on TV: We now return to No! That's My Boyfriend!
>>Cheerleader Actress: [Angry] What are you doing here?
>>Ballerina Actress: I was about to meet my boyfriend here. >>Mermaid Actress: Yeah, me too.
>>Cheerleader Actress: I was supposed to meet my boyfriend here!
>>Ballerina Actress: No, I was about to meet my boyfriend here. >>Cheerleader Actress: No, I was!
>>Ballerina Actress: No, I was! >>Cheerleader Actress: No, I was! >>Mermaid Actress: No, I was! [All three start yelling at each other]
>>Cheerleader Actress: You know what? I am so angry at you guys right now! I'm gonna rub my pom-pom in your faces! I'm gonna do this...I'm gonna rub a pom-pom in your face!
[Three actresses yelling at once]
>>Vic: [with his mouthful] You tell 'em girl, you tell 'em.
>>Vic: I'm coming Franklin!!!!!
>>Vic: You!
[Invinci-Pet hissing]
>>Vic: Get back here!....Take this!
>>Vic: Yes!
[Action music]
>>Vic: No.....Not the brioche!
[French music]
[In deep, slow motion voice] >>Vic: Nooooooo!
[Action music plays while chaos taking place in the house]
>>Invinci-Pet: [robot voice] Yah, yah!
>>Armond: Oh no! Vic and his friends are in trouble! Oh!
>>Armond: Oh! What can I do? Oh! I know, I will call the professionals!
[Vic grunting trying to get away] >>Vic: Ahhhhh!
>>Armond: Guys! Guys! >>Mr. Bingal: Yes, yes...
>>Armond: Vic and his friends are in trouble!
>>Hortense: What, what?! >>Armond: Yes, he's been attacked by that demon cat!
>>Mr. Bingal: But, but what are you talking about? >>Hortense: No! >>Mr. Bingal: What demon cat?
>>Armond: The Robo-Cat!
>>Mr. Bingal: The Robo-Cat? Wait a sec...You mean an Invinci-Pet??
>>Armond: Yes! Yes!
>>Mr. Bingal: But I thought he said he...you just...Hortense! You were right!
>>Armond: Just help me! Just help me! Come on, come on...follow me!
>>Mr. Bingal: What do you want us to do? >>Armond: Follow me! Follow me!
>>Vic: Oh no! Oh no!
>>Vic: Oh no! He's got my donut stash!
>>Vic: Ah! He's throwing donuts! Ah!
>>Armond: Vic! Vic! It is me! We are going to get you out of there!
>>Armond: We will get you out! >>Mr. Bingal: Step aside....
>>Hortense: No! Your bad back!
[Action music]
>>Mr. Bingal: Stand back.
>>Mr. Bingal: All those days of those back exercises are about to pay off.
[Thump]
[Silence]
>>Mr. Bingal: My back!
[Silence]
>>Hortense: Oh look. It's unlocked.
[Mr. Bingal moaning in the background]
[Creepy music]
[Mr. Bingal moaning as Hortense helps him stand up]
>>Hortense: Oh, oh my goodness.
>>Mr. Bingal: What in the world?
[Creepy music]
[Vic gasping]
>>Vic: What happened? >>Mr. Bingal: Now, where is that Invinci-Pet?
[Horror music] >>Invinci-Pet: Yah!
[Invinci-Pet and Mr. Bingal making fighting sounds]
>>Vic: Use the safe word!
>>Mr. Bingal: What's the safe word?
>>Vic: Fancy Feast!
>>Invinci-Pet: Yah! Yah! >>Mr. Bingal: Fancy Feast! Fancy Feast! Fancy Feast!
>>Invinci-Pet: [robot voice] Shutting down...
>>Vic: Yes! Now...I'm gonna eat these donuts!
>>Vic: Thank you guys so much for saving us from that Invinci-Pet.
>>Mr. Bingal: Well, you're quite welcome.
>>Mr. Bingal: And to put all this behind us we would like to give you a token of our appreciation.
>>Armond: [Excited] Is it gardening tools?
>>Mr. Bingal: No, no, it's not gardening tools. >>Armond: Ohhh
>>Mr. Bingal: On behalf of Hortense and myself, and this time she brought the paperwork. >> Hortense: Yes, I brought it.
[Triumphant background music]
>>Mr. Bingal: We would like to present to you on behalf of the Invinci-Pet Corporation, Invinci-Pet 2.0.
[Action music]
[Happy music]
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