I'm watchinng in youtube : Waching daily Dec 8 2017

Hey, guys. What's up?

I'm Matteo Lane.

We are here with "Pop-Up Standup."

Please, no more applause.

I can't barely-- date me.

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We are at bar Mile 17, havin' a great time--

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--staring at everybody running for the New York City Marathon.

Please give it up for Giulia Rozzi, everybody.

[CHEERING]

Oh, yes.

Mwa.

Oh, what a dream come true.

There's nothing like doing comedy at 11:00 AM for people

who weren't expecting comedy.

Thank you all so much for stopping here on your way

to watch people exercise.

I've been actually jogging a lot lately,

to my drug dealer's house.

I jog there. And then I do a bunch of drugs.

And then I run home even faster, 'cause

I think I'm being chased.

So that is-- been working very well.

[CHEERING]

Oh, thank you.

Oh my god.

More encouragement than I've ever gotten from my parents.

Thank you so much.

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Sometimes, late at night, when I'm stoned,

I will go to the deli to get some ice cream.

And whenever I do, I always make sure to also buy condoms

so that nobody thinks that I'm lonely--

and so I can have sex with my ice cream.

So that is--

I just like to feel something cold in my body.

You guys are young.

I also want to be safe.

Because I am lactose intolerant.

So the condoms--

All right.

Thank you guys so much. Bye.

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The Best Hacks For Conquering Laziness - Duration: 2:55.

Sometimes it's just easier to chill out, relax, and pass on adulting.

But what if Sunday Funday hangs around till Wednesday?

If you're feeling like you're living in lazy land, check out these hacks to get your life

back on track.

Take off

Perhaps you work late — a lot.

With about four out of 10 Americans saying that they work over 50 hours a week, it's

no wonder everyone's exhausted!

Courtney Hubscher, National Board certified counselor at Ground Work Counseling, says,

"Taking time off is important.

It's easy to get behind if you're feeling exhausted from your week."

If you're feeling guilty about not getting every single thing done, don't stress — decompress!

Make a list

Laziness is an easy habit to fall into.

But finding motivation to get up and do what you need to do is easier said than done.

Hubscher advises starting each day with an intention and specific goal in mind to help

you focus.

And not only a to-do list, but a "done" list, to celebrate those tiny victories.

Dr. Amy Cooper Hakim, principal consultant at The Cooper Strategic Group, recommends

focusing on why you want to get your work done.

For example,

"Do you want to showcase your talents, earn a bonus, or get a raise?

Or, are you more interested in working to pay the bills and get on with the other aspects

of your life?"

How you answer those questions will ultimately help you achieve your goals.

Be accountable

Once you've decided to get moving, your best course of action is to keep yourself accountable.

Dr. Hakim says,

"Make sure to have clear and measurable tasks that you can actually accomplish, like make

5 phone calls, instead of something arbitrary, like find some new customers."

After you've met all these goals, add a few more to your to-do list for the following

day.

Telling your friends and loved ones about your goals can also help hold you accountable.

Manage your time

Jessica May Tang, founder of Damon Wellness Consulting, says if you're feeling like you

never have enough time to do anything, ask yourself,

"Out of everything on my to-do list, what are the top three things that I NEED to do

today to feel successful?"

According to Tang, we often underestimate how much time it takes to complete a task,

so having more than 3 high priority tasks to do in a day is unrealistic.

Get help

Use the people around you to help take some of the pressure off yourself, whether it's

asking your partner to grab the dry cleaning, or ordering in.

Dr. Hakim says,

"Don't be embarrassed to ask for help...Know that you are deserving of the guidance and

direction that any employee receives in a traditional office setting."

You just might be surprised at who's willing to offer a helping hand!

#Goals

When you're feeling lazy, focus on your goals.

Do your goals speak to you?

Are they relatable to you and your life?

If not, you may want to adjust them.

Dr. Hakim says,

"Make sure that your goals are specific, measurable, and attainable.

And make sure that you have the necessary tools and support to meet your goals."

Having a lot to get done can stress you out and make you feel exhausted before you even

start, so cross things off your list, as you go.

And don't forget to treat yourself!

Hakim says it's the little things that make the difference, professionally recommending,

"A manicure or a bubble bath when you meet your goal."

Now that's some motivated me-time we can get behind.

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UNIVERSITY PROF SPEAKS ON THE STRANGE MARS CONFIGURATIONS THAT C - Duration: 4:22.

UNIVERSITY PROF SPEAKS ON THE STRANGE MARS CONFIGURATIONS THAT COULD BE MADE BY EXTRATERRESTRIALS

BY ARJUN WALIADECEMBER

Carl Sagan once said that �It is not out of the question that artifacts of these visits

still exist, or even that some kind of base is maintained (possibly automatically) within

the solar system to provide continuity for successive expeditions.

Because of weathering and the possibility of detection and interference by the inhabitants

of the Earth, it would be preferable not to erect such a base on the Earth�s surface.

The Moon seems one reasonable alternative.

Forthcoming high resolution photographic reconnaissance of the Moon from space vehicles � particularly

of the back side � might bear these possibilities in mind.�

The above quote comes from a study published in the Journal of Space Exploration, which

discovered strange �structures� and �passageways� on the moon that could be extraterrestrial.

You can read more about that here.

Don�t be alarmed, it�s not the only study to make some remarkable discoveries, and to

compliment these discoveries we have multiple cases of witness testimony as well.

We�ve covered these testimonials in depth here at CE, and if you�d like to see some

examples, you can refer to the linked articles below:

What Really Happened When The United States Went To The Moon ? Why The Official Story

Is Very Questionable

Faking The Moon Landing Isn�t The Conspiracy � It�s What Really Happened When We Got

There

The extraterrestrial topic, along with the UFO topic (yes, they�re separate but also

related) have become very popular today, and that�s because of all the evidence that�s

emerged.

We now have photos of UFOs, videos of UFOs, hundreds of �high ranking� people from

several fields who�ve provided eye opening witness testimony, and UFO documents that

have been released by dozens of governments worldwide.

This is precisely why it�s gaining more traction and popularity, after a long stint

of a massive disinformation campaign, which was made evident in 1960 when the head of

the CIA at the time, Roscoe Hillenkoetter, told the New York times that UFOs are real,

and that there is a disinformation campaign to ridicule the subject while simultaneously

keeping the reality of it a complete secret.

Below is a snippet of a lecture given by Professor Stanley V. MacDaniel, more than a decade ago.

MacDaniel is a Professor of Philosophy Emeritus and former Chairman of the Department of Philosophy

at Sonoma State University.

Alongside Dr. Horace Crater, a physics professor at the University of Tennessee Space Institute

(UTSI), he (they) recently published a paper in The Journal of Space Exploration.

It�s titled �The Mounds of Cydonia: Elegant Geology, or Tetrahedral Geometry and Reactions

of Pythagoras and Dirac?� The study points �strongly� to the idea that these are

indeed �artificial surface interventions� on Mars.

If the structures are indeed artificial, according to the study, they provide �an elegant and

concise way for an intelligent species to transmit to another intelligence evidence

that it understands the basics of tetrahedral geometry, prime numbers, and the quantum mechanics

of the electrons spin, thereby giving additional evidence for the possibility of intelligent

intervention.�

McDaniel and Cater also published a paper in the Journal of Scientific Exploration shortly

after this lecture you see below, in 1999.

At this time, only the 1976 Viking photos from NASA were available.

The new studies have been done with much higher resolution imaging.

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Two Vowel Song | Learning Street With Bob The Train | Word Play | Learning Video by Kids Tv - Duration: 1:03:27.

Hi kids!

Guess who's here

Yes it's me bob...

Join me for learning street with bob

A E I O U ... They are the vowels crew

A E I O U ... They love to play peekaboo

A E I O U ...We are the vowels crew

A E I O U...We are friends so very true

Words dance and sing when the vowels join the ring Come along join us do

As we sing A E I O U