(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Hello.
I became rich by being really frugal.
I'm Jolla Park.
Jolla Park.
You look quite stylish today.
You've got to conserve to become rich!
But you're wearing such an expensive coat with fur.
- Does my coat look nice? / - Yes!
- Does it look nice? / - Yes!
It's my hair.
To save money I got my hair done at a dog salon
and this is what they did to me.
Wow, it looks real.
My hair...
But I don't just conserve.
I know how to spend too!
- You're right. You must play golf. / - Yes.
- Do my golf clubs look nice? / - Yes!
- Do they look nice? / - Yes!
These are selfie-sticks.
But I don't take selfies. Why?
Because I know I'm ugly!
This is how you become rich.
Yes, thank you. Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
I'm Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
Alright. Talk then. Why aren't you talking?
I won't since you told me to.
- Then don't talk! / - Then I will.
Something good happened to me
on the way here.
On my way to the set, a female fan
gave me a gift!
To give to Ryu Geunji.
To give to Ryu Geunji!
So I ate it all up myself!
Why did you become so twisted?
How am I twisted?
I'm so thankful for the people who came
so I even prepared a gift.
- Isn't it cute? / - Yes!
The first person that raises their hand
will get this from me! The first person!
First to raise their hand!
Yup. I was the first one.
What was that?
Getting so excited over a freebie.
Just kidding. You can have it. Catch!
- The world isn't... / - What was that?
So easy.
What's wrong with you?
This is why nobody will hang out with you.
It's true.
I don't think the others like me.
So I brought sushi to get on everyone's good side.
Hold on.
Did you add a ton of wasabi as a prank?
Don't do things like that!
Don't do it? Then I'll do it more!
I'll do it more if you tell me not to!
I'll do it more!
How can anyone eat that?
- Don't eat that. / - Don't eat it?
- Don't eat it! / - Don't eat it!
- Don't eat it? / - Don't eat it!
- Then I'm going to eat more! / - Don't eat it!
- I'll eat even more! / - You really shouldn't eat that!
Don't eat it?
Then I'll eat more!
I said not to eat that!
Get some water.
- Hey, drink some water. / - Drink water?
Then I won't drink any!
I won't drink!
Tell me not to stop!
Not if you tell me to!
You got the better of me!
Go sit down.
Alright. Who else wants to talk?
Teacher!
Teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB, Ryu Geunji.
Why is your body cursed?
You're in great shape.
Teacher, people buy long winter coats
so they stay warm during winter.
- Yeah. / - But when I buy a long coat...
It's so cold below my knees!
I hate myself so much
for being so tall! I hate myself!
- What the... / - I think you're laughing.
- I'm crying. / - I think you were laughing.
We're wearing the same size coat! What is this?
I'm so envious of you that you can have
a warm and toasty winter.
- Are you laughing? / - I'm sure he's laughing.
I'm crying because I'm sad!
I hate my body. I hate it. I hate it.
What the... You said you hated it.
I think you like it.
I was whipping myself.
- Go sit down. / - Geez...
Teacher, it really must be winter these days.
My lips are cracking,
my hands are cracking...
And my body is ripped!
What the...
No matter how much lotion I use
I can't fill in the rips.
I hate my ripped body!
I hate it!
- What are you doing? / - You are laughing.
- It seems strange. / - I'm crying from sadness.
I'm so envious...
Of your moist skin.
It sounds like you're teasing me!
I'm just jealous.
I hate my body. I hate it!
Alright, stop bragging and go sit down.
- I hate you too, teacher! / - Go sit down!
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When there's a blackout at your house ♪
♪ And it's too dark to see anything ♪
♪ But then your dad tells the family ♪
♪ That there are good things about a blackout ♪
♪ I asked my dad what and he said ♪
♪ Your mom looks prettier, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of mouth pieces ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom tells your dad ♪
♪ That she wants to have another baby ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ I like the idea because I'd like a younger sibling ♪
♪ My dad left and said into his phone ♪
♪ Chief, I'll go to that 2-year business trip abroad ♪
♪ My dad then said ♪
♪ It's okay if I don't come back ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of green cards ♪
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
Who wants to liven the mood next?
Is he a mannequin?
I've seen you two on TV a lot.
You're on "Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
Songvely...
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello, I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
Chunami.
I enjoy watching you two on TV.
Chunami, when does Songvely
tell you that you're pretty?
He really loves it when I act cute
after having a few drinks.
I'm so cute and lovely, aren't I?
I don't understand Chinese.
What does that mean?
Crazy, crazy.
She becomes crazy when she drinks.
What did you say?
I love drinking and I love my wife.
You must be crazy!
How about after a drink tonight we... Okay?
- Chunami. / - Yeah?
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- Why are you crying? / - What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
What do you two usually do at home?
Songvely always draws me at home.
Really?
I love to draw, I have skills and my wife is pretty.
Can I see your drawings?
Sure.
My wife!
My wife! My wife!
You must be crazy!
I'll be a nude model tonight.
- Chunami. / - Yeah?
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- Go sit down. / - Don't cry.
Stop it. Why are you crying?
You must be crazy!
Go sit down.
The next class is a fun one! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Einstein's theory of relativity.
Look here, Einstein.
You call this a thesis?
Is there a problem with it?
- This is illogical. / - What?
- Illogical? / - That's right! Illogical!
♪ Roly poly, roly, roly poly ♪
Roly, roly.
So exciting, so exciting!
Yes, baby!
- How exciting. / - What's so "Yes, baby?"
- Where did that come from? / - Teacher.
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Intangible cultural treasure, namsadang.
I will spin a plate
and entertain these people.
- How will you spin a plate? / - Like this.
- How? / - Like this!
Here I go!
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Who wants to entertain us next?
- That's so weak for a man! / - Weak!
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this!
No swimming.
- This no swimming sign is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people ignore the sign.
It's weak!
Make the wave powerful!
Powerful waves! PW!
Make the depth powerful!
Powerful depth! PD!
- PD... / - That's kind of forcing it.
Make the background powerful!
A powerful shark! PS!
♪ A powerful shark ♪
That's what this shark would sing.
And that's not all!
Men these days are so weak!
These days, they use mist
because they get dry. Spritz, spritz, spritz...
- That's so weak! / - Weak!
Mist should be powerful!
What was that?
I'm a man that applies mist powerfully!
He's a man who knows how to throw water.
So chaotic.
Someone else should be showing up around now.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
Dosi, I bet it's hard to fall asleep
since it's lonely living alone in the mountains.
I have a method.
When I can't fall asleep,
I look at the stars in the night sky
and quietly play my flute. Then soon enough...
- You fall sleep? / - Snakes show up.
They came at me with their poisonous fangs
because I woke them up from hibernation.
They were so gross, I made them into snake wine.
It's got quite the kick.
But you still seem lonely.
I have a monkey friend I can talk to.
Even if it's a wild monkey, through effort
and sincere communication you can teach them.
Treat them like people. If they do something good...
Compliment them on a job well done.
If they mess up, be firm as you scold them.
I did that and when I asked for his hand...
- He held it out? / - He gave me the finger.
I raised him like a human and now he acts like one.
He buys bananas at convenience stores now.
Why is he taking the points
after using my credit card?
They said not to take in an animal with dark hair!
Calm down and go sit down.
Before I go...
If anyone here is unwell...
- I'd like to heal you with the power of nature. / - Me.
Young man.
My head hurts. Is it a headache?
You shouldn't have a headache, young man.
I can tell what happened by looking at your face.
Let's see...
Gosh...
- Is it a headache? / - You're compatible with me.
What are you doing?
Gosh...
I guess my pet monkey isn't so ugly.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I'm really into works of art these days.
- So I brought a work of art. / - Okay.
Isn't this Rodin's "The Thinker?"
A person that thinks comes first.
Go wash your face now.
Send me your account number later.
That's an easy way to make money.
All the test takers must've had it rough
with the college entrance exams recently.
I'm sure there's much you'd like to do
now that the exam's over.
First... A twip awound the world.
A trip around the world.
Next... A thwee on thwee bwind date.
A three on three blind date.
Lastly...
Botox, a nose job and eyewid surgewy.
Botox, a nose job and eyelid surgery.
Dear, what was your exam score?
How about you, dear?
- I love you. / - I love you.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
Me!
- Me! / - Me!
The Songvely couple.
It's been two weeks since we started our act.
We want more publicity.
To get more publicity...
You two dating for real comes first.
- You should date! / - You must be crazy!
Then is today our first day?
- Chunami. / - Yeah?
If we both die, I wish you'd die first.
I love you.
People, don't fight and live long
and love each other.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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