(Guardian Angel)
I've been stationed today.
I hope my superiors are nice.
So you're the new recruit?
Salute!
Private Hong Hyeon... Hey!
Who do we have here?
It's Hyeonho. I used to pick on you in high school.
Glad to see you. Bet you're glad to see me too.
My high school bully
is my superior in the army now!
Hyeonho!
It's your guardian angel!
Guardian angel, it's great that you're here.
My high school bully
is my superior in the army now!
Hey, your superior just asked you a question.
I'll make sure you have a good time in the army.
What a great friend you have!
That's not what he meant!
I know he's going to bully me.
Hyeonho, don't worry.
Hyeonho, you're a warrior
that can endure any adversity.
A sensitive dreaming backup.
I'm...
A sensitive dreaming backup?
Or a punching bag for short.
So I should just get beat up?
Punching Bag, show him you're not the loser...
- You were in high school. / - Alright.
New guy, massage my shoulders.
- PFC Jeong Seungbin. / - Yeah?
I am not the Hyeonho you used to know, sir!
How could you pick a fight with a superior?
What?
Private Punching Bag, get your act together!
Are you my superior or my guardian angel?
Man, you lack discipline.
I think I'm in big trouble now.
Don't worry.
I put a photo of a girl in your bag.
Tell him you'll set him up with her.
PFC Jeong Seungbin.
Would you like to meet her?
Sure.
She's pretty.
Who is this?
A total stranger.
- What? / - She's looking for a boyfriend.
Hey, this is a flyer.
Are you kidding me?
You'd better get your act together.
I want my superior to like me.
Then I'll send a gift your superior will like.
Really?
PFC Jeong Seungbin.
Is there anything you need?
I need to talk to my girlfriend.
Think you can get me a cell phone?
Close your eyes for a moment, sir.
Thanks, guardian angel.
This is from the heart, sir.
It's a cell phone?
Hey. It's all cracked.
Is this some kind of joke?
Was that a joke?
You should've caught it.
What?
What do I do?
Where did you get this?
What's that sound?
I bought it with your credit card, Hyeonho.
With my card?
I got it cheap for $700 for changing numbers.
That's not cheap at all!
What's that sound?
I bought one for me too.
Is that okay, honey?
Are you going to keep playing games?
Get all your gear on and come to the training ground.
What do I do? What do I do?
Guardian angel, why aren't you talking?
Guardian angel's number has been changed...
Hey!
(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development,
North Korea has finally made
a gas gun for self-defense.
Comrade Byeoli, carry this around and
use it if you come across any neighborhood thugs.
Thank you.
The gas isn't coming out.
How do I take out a thug?
This isn't for shooting.
It's for hitting with.
Next is news on South Korea.
South Korea lacks proper food.
Currently, South Korea lacks proper food
so they eat completely hollow bread...
Or mossy bread like this.
They even eat Yut sticks!
We can't contain our pity!
South Korea is so short on food
that they commit immoral acts.
What immoral acts do they commit?
They eat their mother's hand!
We can't contain our pity at this atrocity!
Now, it's time to meet a famous person.
We'll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye
who is a spy in South Korea.
Hello.
I've just terrorized South Korea.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
And what kind of terrorism did you commit?
I've placed a large bomb
in a South Korean art gallery.
And what is that bomb?
- It's me! / - Goodness!
As a result, the people complained that this is
"The Crazy" instead of "The Beauty"
and the sign that says "Look but don't touch"
was changed to "Don't even look",
shutting down all the art galleries in South Korea
in this revolution I caused!
Good work.
And that's not all.
I placed a large bomb
at the fan meeting of HyunA,
South Korea's sexiest girl.
And what is that large bomb?
It's me!
How horrifying!
As a result,
the enraged people complained
I look more like a dude than HyunA,
causing the people that listen to "Bubble Pop"
to have foam bubbling at their mouth
in this revolution I caused.
I will give it my all to make
South Korea a mess.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
Good work.
Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a marathon in South Korea.
And what is a marathon?
It's a prisoner escape.
An escaped prisoner runs for it
after hearing the gunshot of the prison guard.
He really rushed out as he still has
his prisoner number on
and he's in his underwear.
His escape made him so hungry
that he even steals a banana.
A prison guard with a bazooka
has almost caught up to him.
What are those comrades back there?
It seems they are waiting to catch the prisoner.
- Hurry! / - Let's go!
Don't go! No!
No!
The prisoner has been caught.
May this comrade's soul rest in peace.
Good work.
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
(Large Love)
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry! What's taking Minkyoung so long?
I want to eat now.
Minsang.
Minkyoung!
- Minkyoung! / - Minkyoung!
- Minkyoung! / - Minkyoung!
- Why are you doing this to me? / - Minkyoung!
- Please come see me! / - Me too!
- Just once! / - Please!
Hey! Who are you guys?
What's your deal?
I'm Minkyoung's boyfriend. Who are you people?
Boyfriend?
I own a diner.
I own a Chinese restaurant.
I sell pork hocks.
- I have a cafe. / - Hold on, hold on.
Can both of you please visit?
What the... What is all this, Minkyoung?
Please be quiet. I'll go to all of them today.
When though?
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock.
- Hurray! / - Yeah!
Since it's 1, come to my cafe first.
- Okay! / - Thank you!
What would you like?
I'd like...
This, this and this.
Just 3 items?
Minkyoung, I'm very disappointed.
What?
No.
This, this and this.
- Everything on these 3 pages? / - Yes.
- So you want everything. / - Yes.
If you drink all those beverages...
This isn't a stomach, it's a water tank.
I'm just a tank.
And I'll run you over!
Just a joke.
Careful, mister.
- Mister, the honey bread. / - Yes.
I'd like the honey bread...
This big.
As big as this teddy bear?
This big?
No. What's with all these dolls?
Not this. This thing.
As big as the display case?
It looks like this.
- This big? / - Yes.
Minsang, should we go to a baseball game today?
Why? That's such a hassle.
I want a home run ball again.
Minkyoung, that's not a cookie.
If you try to catch it in your mouth like last time,
you'll break all your teeth.
No!
When I went up on stage to cheer,
everyone got up to look like this.
Because they couldn't see.
You blocked the entire field.
No.
When I started dancing, people got excited
and did the human wave.
That's because they shook after you stomped.
You made the entire stadium shake.
It shook like this.
I can't talk to you.
Forget this. I'm going home.
Minkyoung!
Your food is here.
Minkyoung.
The bread is here. Stay and eat.
You want me to eat bread in this situation?
This is just unbelievable.
It's unbelievable?
So you're just going to stay.
Here's your honey bread!
- Wow! / - Your honey bread.
Careful, careful.
- Careful, careful. / - It's going to fall.
Isn't it huge?
It's like from my dream.
Since you ordered a lot,
I'll give you a stamped coupon.
A coupon...
- Mister. / - Yes.
Just one measly coupon for all this food?
If you get 10 you get a free...
Just a joke.
This can't be right.
Here you go!
- Great! / - Here you go.
What's this?
350 spaces.
Wow, what happens if I get 350 stamps?
You get my cafe.
Mister, I'd like honey bread
with a lot of honey.
- A lot of honey? / - Yes.
Alright.
Just a moment.
- Please hold this. / - What's this?
Mister, just go. Just go.
Right. Go that way.
That way.
- Gosh... / - He's such a weird guy.
- Minkyoung, forget him. Let's eat. / - Great.
3, 2, 1, let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hoegyeong...
I told you not to date this fool.
Why are you being like this?
I even bought this doll for you.
Isn't it cute?
Hi, Minkyoung.
- Let's kiss. / - Get away!
Let's kiss.
- Mom. / - Mom? What are you saying?
Why am I a mom?
Did you just hit me?
No, I didn't...
You did. Why did you hit me?
- Don't do this. / - Stop that!
- Don't do this. / - Go away!
- Don't be like this. / - Why are you doing this?
- Don't do this. / - Alright, I'll stop.
- I'll stop. / - Get off me!
Did you just hit me?
- No, I didn't... / - Get over here.
Careful.
- Why? / - Why you...
- Gosh... / - 1, 2, 3!
Geez...
Minkyoung, you were like Lee Wangpyo, the wrestler.
You get over here too.
- Save me! Save me! / - Get over here!
Save me!
(Who's Recording?)
This stinking thing is acting up again.
Oh... It's working.
Haecheol, is the machine fixed?
The recording was a total mess last time.
Yeah, I pretty much took care of it
so don't worry about it and let's start recording.
Start.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Was the drink bitter?
What do you mean?
That sounded strange.
Let's try it with more energy.
Okay, once more with energy.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Too much energy.
What are you saying?
I sang it properly.
- Is it the machine? Let's try again. / - Okay.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Why did it end?
Do you have plans coming up?
I don't have plans!
I'm recording now!
That sounded strange. Let's try it once more.
Geez, this is nuts...
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
You're always getting drunk, you fool!
Hello, ma'am.
What are you saying?
I don't think I can do this line.
Let's do the next line.
Okay, next line. Start.
♪ After losing you ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ After losing you ♪
We're using this.
It was okay
but can I try again lowering the last note?
No, I'll use the machine and bring it down.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
♪ After losing you ♪
What did you bring down?
Don't put tissues in the toilet.
What are you saying?
Gosh...
Forget this. Let's do it with the beat.
Okay, I'll use the machine to add the beat.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
♪ After losing you ♪
- ♪ For laundry... ♪ / - No! Not that!
- No. / - Not this beat?
What are you saying?
- Don't be ridiculous. / - Hello!
I'm from the Chinese restaurant nearby.
- Leave it here. / - Our oyster noodles are great.
Just leave it here.
- Make sure you order our oyster noodles. / - Okay.
Haecheol, let's just use what we can
and stick them together.
Let's hear it from the top.
- Let's hear it from the top. / - Okay.
♪ I'm always drinking ♪
Hello.
I'm Jo Jinse and I deliver Chinese food.
The day after drinking enjoy oyster noodles!
Mister, I'll order some!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Super Saiyan!
What was that?
I just said anything!
- It's the Say Anything Festival. / - Right.
But it can't make sense or remind you of anything...
- So it's very difficult. / - Yes.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Go, South Korea!
From that man!
He shouted, "Go, South Korea!"
- Right! / - What an absurd thing to cheer for!
That's right!
The best soccer player in Korea
is Kim Yuna.
Triple axel shoot!
Let's meet the next contestant.
District magistrate..
Is it Chunhyang?
I bought a necklace.
She bought a necklace!
She said she bought a necklace.
- Right. / - What an absurd thing to say!
I can make it sound cuter.
How?
Stop it. I've had enough.
Got it.
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Jeong, receive the customer! / - Okay.
Welcome!
He really received the customer!
I have a guest at my house
and he won't leave!
Who is it?
My father-in-law was it?
General!
Let's meet the next contestant.
The old bachelor Junseok doesn't think of
his mother and has no intention of getting married.
I can hear you!
Sorry about that.
He heard!
- He's hearing all this absurdity! / - Right!
He deserves praise!
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
What was that?
My catchphrase.
- They'll say it with me eventually. / - Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
A baseball player?
He said he's not a baseball player!
That was straight down the center like a fast ball!
Stress!
- Try to relieve it. / - Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Ouch...
Ouch, my fist.
- He massaged his fist with his body! / - Right.
Hold on.
I have a lot of dust on my hand
so I'll wipe it off with my eye.
Let's meet the next contestant.
You need a shot on the butt.
It'll hurt a bit.
- A shot on the but that'll hurt a bit! / - Gosh...
- Now, that's a shot! / - Right.
That's why a shot really zonks you out.
That reminds me of Lee Mongryong.
The secret royal inspector is hungry!
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Passing the government official exam is hard ♪
He said passing the exam is hard!
Hold on.
- That's true. / - Right.
It really is hard.
That guy is really abalone porridge.
- What was that? / - I just said anything!
- Just anything! / - Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Let's hear the next commentary.
He passed it back to me!
Very nice job.
- Right. / - Such absurd give and take.
That's right.
- He deserves praise. / - Right.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the movie "300?"
Sparta!
Tire!
Mother!
They were playing the word linking game!
Game? Kudzu root.
Root? Hwanghak-dong!
Dong? I lost.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Howdy, people.
Beautiful mountains and clean air.
Visit Las Vegas!
He said Vegas has beautiful mountains and clean air!
He's never even been to Jeju-do!
Amazing.
Yeongjin, have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Las Vegas has great loach soup.
With a bunch of cheese!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Going up.
The curtain went up instead of the elevator!
- That's right. / - How many floors did it go up?
Charging the bus card.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Everyone, you need to vote.
Amazing!
- People are starting to clap! / - That's right.
It means he did a great job!
Democracy is all about voting.
- That was very well said. / - Right.
♪ With a vote in my hand ♪
IU's new song.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster Terminator...
And commentator Terminator 2.
Hello!
(The Most Sensitive People)
Yes, this is Lim Wooil, the host.
Yes, Director.
Pardon?
I'm so bad at hosting the show
you'll replace me as the host?
Hello? Director! Director!
Yeah! You should've done that from the start.
That's good to hear.
- Should've done that from the start? / - Good.
- Mister. / - Yes?
- Were you talking about me? / - What?
You teased me for being cut from my show!
- I was on the phone... / - I'm so stressed!
- What's wrong? / - Excuse me.
Yes, miss. Welcome...
How pretty!
Gosh... That must be a gift.
Why do you think this is a gift?
I'm going to wear this.
You're going to wear this to the beach?
Of course I'd go to the beach wearing this.
You think I'd go in some cave with nobody around?
That's not what I meant...
Forget it, mister.
This tablecloth looks a bit dirty.
Oh, you're right.
I'm sorry.
It would be better to replace this.
- It would be better to replace me? / - Yes.
Yes! I've been replaced!
- No... / - Let's see how well that show does.
Why are you being like this?
- It's not like that. / - Forget it.
Please open this wine bottle.
Alright.
Come on in, come on in!
Look here.
Don't even think of going home tonight.
Please get out!
- Geez... / - Get out?
- Hey! / - Yes?
The old-timer shouldn't hang out with young people?
- No, that's not... / - Forget it!
Have a seat.
Yes, have a seat.
What would you like?
- Over here. / - Yes.
We'll have this.
For 3 men to eat...
This is too small.
This is too small?
How would you know, mister?
You haven't seen me wearing this.
That's not what I meant. I was just...
Excuse me!
Yes, sir.
Cut up some squid for us.
It's already been cut.
- Already been cut? / - What?
Yes! I've been cut so I'm here now!
- That's not... / - So.
I'm not happy about the service either.
- No... / - Old geezer?
Did you just call me an old geezer?
Answer me.
Am I an old geezer? Am I?
Be honest.
Calm down. Alright.
Don't be like this. Have a seat.
It's Gollum in my restaurant!
I am not Gollum!
I'm an aerobics instructor at the senior citizen center!
Really?
Then why do you keep saying "Gollum?"
I'm coughing from a cold!
Cough, cough.
Why do you have so little hair?
This is a lot of hair for me!
Isn't this a ring?
It's my car key!
- Oh... / - Keep going, why don't you?
No. You pass.
Have a seat. What would you like?
Recommend something.
How about today's recommended dish?
I have a weak stomach.
I can't stomach this.
You can't stomach this?
Mister, I have a very sexy body!
Why can't you stomach this?
- Gosh... / - That's not what he meant.
I can't believe it either.
Gosh...
Dropped? Dropped?
Yes, I was dropped from my show!
Why do you keep teasing me?
- That's not what I mean. / - I'm going home!
Don't just leave, sir.
Oh, I should pay and go?
I should pay and go?
Oh, the boss should just pay and go?
So should I just leave?
Say something! Should I leave or not?
- Sir... / - They said no!
Geez!
Forget it.
How do you eat this?
This dish has been cooked
under high pressure...
My precious!
Why would you imitate Gollum in front of me?
What's your problem?
I just want to bury my head in the ground!
Bury your head?
Oh! So if I wear this, you'll have to bury your head?
No...
Forget it, mister. Where's my order?
I'm sorry.
Gosh...
Here you go.
It's all cold!
Replace this toast!
Replace this host?
Lady!
Who are you to say I should be replaced?
- What? Lady? / - No, no, no.
Calm down, miss.
That guy is so tactless.
Tactless?
Oh, I'm being tactless hanging out with youngsters?
No...
I can't take this anymore!
Gosh...
Smeagol!
Why do you keep imitating Gollum?
Geez, this guy...
Is so insensitive!
(Acting Idols)
A movie about the love story of a long-time couple.
We'll start the auditions for "The Ennui of Narnia."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello!
Hello!
You're a very spirited guy.
Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.
I dream of being Korea's best actor.
I'm Im Seonguk!
Seonguk, you seem very nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
- You're not nervous, right? / - I'm not.
Then did you memorize the lines
in the scenes from "Seopyonje?"
Yes, I memorized all of it.
Great. Don't be nervous.
Just relax... Action.
I'll start singing now.
♪ Sookmyung Women's University Station ♪
It's stalk hair.
Hey!
♪ Come here ♪
♪ Let's party naked ♪
Let's party.
Oh... ♪ Let's party ♪
♪ Sing to the music ♪
♪ Sea squirt ♪
No.
- ♪ Kim Kideok ♪ / - Nope.
I knew it! You're out!
You don't know a single line.
Next candidate, please come in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting "Frozen."
Don't I look thin?
Only your arms.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They smile at me!
They're not smiling.
They're just laughing.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene where I'm on a date with my crush.
Just a moment...
Okay!
Action!
Tell me.
Why won't you ask me to date you?
Would you if you were me?
What kind of person am I to you?
You're...
A snowman.
You're so funny!
Ouch!
Why are you hitting me with a stick?
What's that?
You brought a luxury brand bag for me?
I don't have...
Oh, here's one.
Okay. It's a luxury brand bag, want it?
Put it here.
- Oh, this is your hand. / - Yeah.
Enjoy your bag.
My arm broke!
Looks like I'll have to refund this.
Give it.
It's mine.
Oh, here's your hand.
Taehun, to show my gratitude,
I want to sing to you.
Give me your ear.
I don't really want to hear it but what is it?
♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪
Why are you poking my eardrum?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They all chase me!
Only owners of shaved ice shops.
You're out! Go sit!
♪ Okay, bye ♪
What was that?
You should've acted like that from the start!
We'll meet the next candidate now.
Nami...
Nami, where did you go?
Here.
It looks better with you in there.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Right, the set-up is important.
Then what kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a detective looking into a murder.
Great.
Action!
So this is the victim's house where he was murdered.
Let's go inside.
Did you confirm the victim's identity?
What about evidence?
- Did you get any? / - Why are you hopping?
The set-up is that the boiler is on high
and the floor is really hot.
The boiler isn't on.
Question the child that witnessed the murder.
Kid.
Stop crying.
Stop.
Gosh...
Peek-a-boo!
Good.
You should smile.
What the...
What's your deal?
Why are you so surprised?
The set-up is that the kid grew hair on his butt
for laughing after he cried.
He didn't grow hair on his butt!
There's proper evidence so investigate.
Hold on.
There's blood.
I did it. I did it!
Did you find the evidence?
The set-up is that I'll win the card game
if I play this one last hand.
How do you come up with this stuff?
- Alright, meet the witness. / - Okay.
Bring the witness in.
Witness...
You're...
Why did you stop talking?
The set-up is that it'll be revealed next episode.
You're out.
Gosh...
Stop coming up with weird things!
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Villainous actor Yeongsu. What's your surname?
- Sa. / - Sa Yeongsu...
- Sounds like condemned criminal... / - Yes.
Hello.
I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
Great. What kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a normal student
at a university trip.
Great. Be normal.
Ready... Action!
♪ Sejin's favorite random game ♪
I'm playing the 007 game.
0, 0...
7!
Who wants to get shot first?
You? Who wants to get shot first? You?
Who? Who wants to get shot? You?
Bang!
I got you! Drink!
Drink now!
Hold on!
Nobody is that scary playing games!
What?
It's thrilling.
You're here to change your image.
Oh, right. I'll show you a different act.
I'll show you a newlywed couple
coming to register their marriage.
- Make it lovely please. / - Alright.
Be normal. Action!
Honey.
We're officially a couple.
Let's live happily now.
I'll stamp it first.
What are you doing? Stamp it now.
What are you doing? Stamp it now! Now!
You're mine now.
Don't ever think of leaving me.
Why?
Because we're one now.
Hold on!
This doesn't seem like a marriage registration!
Why are you being so scary?
What?
It's thrilling!
You're out.
- I'm out? / - Yes.
I'm out again...
Did I sleep wrong last night?
I feel this stabbing pain.
What?
Stabbing.
- Stabbing. / - Save me!
- Just be quiet! / - Stabbing.
Keep your arms still.
Let's meet the next candidate.
A famous person...
Ma'am...
What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left are
roles that don't stand out like a female cab driver...
There are no roles that don't stand out in acting.
No matter how insignificant the role,
you give it your all
so that the people love your acting.
This is the spirit of acting!
What's this huge dog doing here?
Good girl.
Ma'am, that's too excessive.
That's too excessive.
Now that I've received a lot of love,
I'll act as the cab driver.
Hello and welcome!
Where would you like to go?
The intersection up ahead?
I'm getting a call from Incheon International Airport.
Worth $20.
♪ What's the point of getting a call? ♪
♪ This route will only pay $3 ♪
I didn't mean for you to hear that.
$3...
Ma'am...
Your acting...
It's great and all
but it was too abrupt.
There is no abrupt in acting!
I was clearly expressing
the woman's love of her child as she would brag
about her child the entire time
regardless of who the customer is.
This is the spirit of acting.
I get it now. The scene of the cab driver
talking to the customer.
Show us quickly!
There is no quickly in acting!
Acting comes out when
acting skills and emotions have matured.
I am merely a young lady
about to turn 19 and become an adult.
No...
♪ My man ♪
♪ What are you waiting for? ♪
♪ You want me ♪
♪ I'm right before your eyes ♪
Now that I've matured,
I'll play the cab driver.
Okay.
Sir, women not being able to drive
is all in the past.
Women are better drivers these days...
Lady!
Stay home in the kitchen!
Your driving is horrible!
Get out of your car!
Mother-in-law...
When did you get your license?
You should've called me
if you wanted to go out!
You're out.
Gosh...
Looks like my acting isn't mature enough.
♪ My man, what are you waiting for? ♪
(Idiotic Robot)
Hey! It's a cockroach!
Gosh... Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot, I think we have cockroaches.
A cockroach!
Pest extermination mode.
It's over there.
- Get away. / - What the...
- Go away, you. / - What are you doing?
- Don't come close. / - Hey.
You're scared, aren't you?
No, master.
- I am a robot... / - A bug under your foot!
Mommy!
What are you doing?
You're a total coward.
Forget the bug. That potted plant.
Wipe it down so it's clean.
- It's a gift for my chief at work. / - Yes, master.
Cleaning mode.
Jinho-bot, can you get me some water?
Yes, master.
You seem really awkward now.
Awkward? I have no idea what you're talking about.
A bug under your foot!
Mommy!
What are you doing?
I don't want the water to give you indigestion.
What are you saying?
Why did you tear that off?
Well...
Memory removal mode.
You don't have that function!
This is nuts... How could you tear that?
That thing is worth more than ten of you, you tin can!
Gosh...
Are you sulking?
I am not.
You are sulking.
I said I am not.
I think you're sulking.
- Honey! / - Hi, honey.
Hi, Jinho-bot.
Honey, my friend went to a fortune teller
with her boyfriend and said it was amazing.
- We should go too. / - That's all superstition.
It's not!
Master, compatibility can be based on statistics
so it is credible.
- You can check compatibility too? / - Yes, master.
Compatibility analysis mode.
- Jinho-bot is amazing. / - Yeah.
It's dangerous.
You two aren't a good fit.
There's a 5% chance this relationship works out.
What?
This is an accurate result from statistics.
What is this?
80% compatibility with Jinho-bot.
No wonder I get along so well with you.
Hey!
How are you two compatible?
- Stop joking and go over there. / - Yes, master.
- Gosh... / - Honey.
I feels so dry.
- Do you have hand lotion? / - No.
- I feel really dry. / - What's this?
- Gosh... / - Goodness.
- Taehun-bot... / - What's his deal?
- Skin care mode. / - What?
This is my robot, honey.
It's dry in spring.
That's why I put him on skin care mode.
- What is he doing? / - Taehun-bot.
Do you have lip balm?
- Yes, master. / - Why did he smile?
Why? Why? Hey...
What are you doing?
- How dare you? / - Skin care mode.
- What? / - Master.
You stay still!
Honey, look at the time.
I have a family function today.
- Look after Taehun-bot. / - Alright.
Bye! Hello?
Hey, don't just stand here.
- Get to cleaning. / - Yes, master.
Gosh...
Somi isn't here and there's nothing to do.
- What to do? / - Master.
I have a VR game where you can enjoy
virtual reality.
Really? I want to play!
Yes, master.
VR machine on.
Starting the curling game.
I've never curled before!
This is so cool!
There's an ice rink.
- The curling broom. / - Really?
So I just go like this?
You have to rub harder.
- Harder? / - Over here.
- Here? / - In the front too.
In the front?
This is so much fun!
Cleaning complete.
Hey! What was that?
(Spear and Shield)
I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.
Yeah. See you soon.
Do you want to become tidy?
Just stick this on and you'll become tidy.
Nose patches for sale.
Do you want to become easy-going?
Just apply this and you'll become easy-going.
Camouflage for sale.
It's so dirty!
Hand sanitizer!
So itchy!
Do you know who I am?
What do you think made Seo Janghun so tidy?
What do you think made EXID's Hani so easygoing?
What do you think made Jun Hyunmoo's
hosting so precise?
What do you think made Jun Hyunmoo's
chest so hairy?
That made no sense.
Forget it. We'll use our stuff on him at the same time
and if he becomes easy-going, you get off.
Agreed. I see your offer
and if he doesn't become tidy,
I'll take my name off my family register.
Your ancestors wouldn't like that.
Agreed! I see your offer
and I'll dig my grave here.
You'll dig more in a subway?
Agreed! I see your gave
and raise you my life!
Stop betting on something so trivial!
This guy...
Has our lives in his hands.
1, 2, 3!
This is so hard...
He's being tidy and using mouthwash!
He's so easy-going and he swallowed it!
Let me borrow your hand sanitizer.
Now he's being tidy and sanitizing his hands!
He's being easy-going and picking his nose!
He's even rolling around on the floor!
Wipe, wipe!
He's being tidy and wiping it!
So dirty... My clothes are dirty.
Dirty.
He's being gross and sniffing his pits!
He shaved his pits all tidy! I won!
I lost!
This station is Hapjeong. Hapjeong Station.
I'm getting off here.
Let me wipe myself.
Now he's wiping his entire body!
He's being gross and using it on his mouth!
My feet are dirty too.
He's wiping his feet now!
- You have chili powder on your teeth. / - What?
- No... / - I'll get it for you.
I won!
He was tidy and wiped you!
- That was dirty! / - He's tidy!
(Quiet!)
- Room 301. / - Yes.
I called someone to fix your chair so don't worry.
Okay.
Your parcels.
- Don't lose those. / - Okay!
Alright! The clothes we ordered came!
Let's change into these and go clubbing!
Our upperclassman...
Hello!
We're going clubbing after we organize our clothes.
Want to join us?
Yeah!
(17 days until the bar exam! Study or die!)
- Let's just sort this stuff and go. / - Okay.
What do I do?
Hey!
Dang it!
Geez...
Hey! This is yours!
It's not mine!
What was that?
I'm here to fix your chair!
Gosh, how did you do that to your chair?
What? What? What?
Get the chair.
Ouch...
It's a floor chair.
- This will hurt my back. / - Yes.
Use it like that.
Fix it with those tools!
We're sorry!
- Let's just get changed and go. / - Yeah.
How do you take something off
with a zipper silently?
Wow!
(Angry Bosses)
New guy.
What's this?
The uniform for the company sports meet.
It looks nice.
This is great.
My father-in-law's birthday is this week.
I can give this to him.
It has the company name on the back.
Gosh... Forget it.
You'll have to give me a ride for the sports meet.
I'm going to be comfortable in the back seat.
The CEO will be in the back seat.
Is that okay?
Forget it. I'm not riding with you!
Get to work!
Chief!
Chief, my mom isn't feeling well today.
Can I take a half-day?
What? Half-day?
What about the rest of today's work?
Don't you know that you shouldn't push back
work that was assigned today?
Chief, you give me work for tomorrow
ahead of time!
Why you...
If you're going to use a half-day like that,
just don't come into work tomorrow.
If you're going to fire me like that,
don't hire an intern!
Why you... Hey!
Talking to your superior like that is mutiny!
Treating your employee like this
is just mean!
Hey!
If the monk doesn't like the temple, he should leave.
I go to church.
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!
Gosh... You're making me get wrinkles.
Why is that because of me?
- You're just getting old. / - Hey!
Forget it. Get to work!
Yes, sir. Chief.
Don't pick your teeth with our client's business card!
What? She's such a pain in my neck!
What's with her?
Hey, Seonguk.
I said to make sunglasses.
You call these sunglasses?
Well?
I'm sorry.
Seeing these made me lose my words.
What?
Is he badmouthing me or complimenting me?
It's well-made.
Gosh, I want to try these now.
Thank you!
And then throw them away!
What's with this color?
I'm sorry.
- Why's it so pretty? / - What?
When people see these,
they'll want to exercise.
- Thank you! / - Their rights to boycott this!
Gosh... Keep working like this
and you'll be unemployed!
I'm sorry.
Schweitzer was unemployed
and he eventually became successful!
Become like Schweitzer.
Thank you!
And what happened to Schweitzer?
He became a respected doctor!
He died!
Get lost!
Okay...
What does he want me to do?
Ouch, I have frozen shoulder...
Hello, sir!
New guy!
Noob!
These shoes are Reebok.
These aren't from that brand.
The laces are confusingly tied.
-Oh, right. / - New guy.
Were you M or N as a student?
What's M and N?
Were you studious or a party guy?
I was studious.
Studious! They ask questions when the bell rings.
I was ZZ as a student.
ZZ? The best fighter?
A loser.
But it was nice because my best buddy
was the best fighter.
New guy, were you in this or this in high school?
What's this and this?
M, liberal arts or E, sciences.
I was in sciences.
Science! Gears and vectors!
I was this in school.
- Liberal arts? / - I was left behind 3 years.
But it was nice to get student discounts
when I wore my school uniform.
New guy.
Do you meet your high school these?
- Oh. Friends? / - Yeah, do you meet your friends?
Yes, I do.
So when you meet your friends,
is it this, this or this?
What's this, this and this?
Do you go to karaoke, drink
or go to the LAN center?
Oh. We go drinking.
- Drinking! / - Yes.
Best friends forever!
My friends do this.
They ask to go to the LAN center?
- They ask for money. / - Oh...
I lost all my money once
so they don't ask me anymore.
New guy, how about after work at 7,
we get some drinks and beef?
- Sure. / - Good.
For beef is it this or this?
What's this and this?
This is beef tartare and this is...
Raw beef!
Beef jerky.
Beef jerky.
- What'll it be? / - I'll have beef jerky.
- You want beef jerky? / - Yes.
That's beef too.
Chief, let's go get some beef jerky.
Forget beef jerky.
We're going to the dried pollack place
my younger brother owns nearby.
It's really good there.
Fine then. Hey, intern!
Let's go to the dried pollack place nearby.
That place has terrible food!
(Love Is So Hard)
Eunyeong.
I'm so sorry.
I won't lie from now on. I'm really sorry.
I've been kneeling out here for 3 hours.
You know I'm out here, right?
I haven't had a drop of water.
I'm really reflecting on my actions.
Eunyeong...
I'm so thirsty.
Eunyeong... Gosh... Eunyeong.
There's some water left.
Come on out, Eunyeong.
I've been waiting without even a drop of water...
What are you doing?
I'm not feeling well. It's cupping.
If you aren't feeling well, get lost!
It's not like that... I didn't even move once
and I just got thirsty... Forget it.
Eunyeong, I've been kneeling for 7 more hours
for a total of 10 hours.
Come on out, Eunyeong!
Eunyeong! Geez...
Excuse me! Could you please be quiet?
I'm sorry.
My girlfriend has a foul temper.
- Oh, your girlfriend... / - Yes.
Sis, he says you have a foul temper!
If you find me so foul, get lost.
How is the door here and the window over...
That means...
Eunyeong, I'm sorry.
No. I should apologize to your sister.
I'm sorry to both of you sisters.
Alright. So have you eaten yet?
No.
Have this.
- You have a pretty heart. / - Geez...
This is what I need.
Hey. Where did my sandwich go?
- Huh? I gave it to the guy outside. / - What?
How could you even eat that?
I love you.
Get lost!
Give it back.
Forget it. I don't deserve food.
Eunyeong, I've been kneeling out here for 18 hours.
You know that, right?
Please come out. Let's talk this over.
Come on out.
Stand up.
I'm really sorry.
I won't lie from now on.
You made me so...
You're crying again?
What?
THAAD?
High altitude missile defense plan?
How do you feel about that?
It's not really my place to say...
I'll tell you once I become president.
What are you talking about?
Hello.
I'm Jung Seunghwan of
Korea's Pride and Legendary Handsome Comedian
Jeong Myeonghun is Coming
so Stand Aside, Bow, Chant Hurray,
Start the Music, Bob Your Shoulders,
Start Humming, Start Dancing.
Offer Up Your Entire Fortune,
Do a Big Bow, But Not Twice,
Raise Your Hand if You Heard All That.
I'm Jung Seunghwan of that.
This skit is the only unscripted skit on Gag Concert.
Just like the last episode,
I've asked these three to just sit here.
- Right? / - Yes.
- You don't know what the skit's about. / - Yes.
- Are you curious about the topic? / - No.
Today's topic is...
When photos with your ex-girlfriend are found.
What a sticky situation!
What kind of witty comment
can get you out of this?
That's what our comedians will teach you now!
I'm very excited.
First is comedian Kim Jeonghun.
Stop asking why he's still on this skit!
I don't know either!
Jeonghun, what kind of witty comment
would you make?
- Pardon? / - Show them now!
Oh, this girl.
Sori... Sori...
Sorry!
Jeonghun, get lost.
I don't even want to look at you. Get lost.
Good work.
Next is...
It's Song Yeonggil!
I bet he'll be funny!
He's funny just sitting there!
People, Yeonggil is like the plague of comedy.
What?
Because he infects anyone he meets
and make them laugh.
Not all the time...
So! The laughter virus! Song Yeonggil!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
What?
You saw? That's not my ex.
That's my best friend.
Yeonggil isn't a laughter virus.
He's a laughter minus.
Nobody could be funny here.
Look at the next person.
The hope of Gag Concert's junior comedians!
I'm a disgrace.
The reliable pillar for the junior comedians!
Unreliable.
It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun.
Do I always have to wear this?
I've said this over and over,
but he's been a comedian for 20 years.
It's 16 years.
According to a rumor, Myeonghun's dream is
to die on stage making everyone laugh.
Hey, why am I hearing my dream for the first time?
So!
The comedian that lives for today!
Jeong Myeonghun!
Before he makes his witty comment!
- What's his deal? / - Everyone...
Please stand up.
Gosh, not again...
What you all want to say to Myeonghun
is coming down now.
This is what you all want to say to Myeonghun.
Throw the beanbags you have...
At these gourds now!
Don't throw them at us!
Try to hit the gourds!
You're about to split Myeonghun's gourd!
"Make us laugh."
The middle one is still closed.
Don't worry about that one.
Just do your comedy.
Myeonghun! Make us laugh!
I'm worried about this one.
Don't. That one doesn't matter.
Gosh...
I almost forgot from getting my head hit.
What?
A photo of my ex-girlfriend?
I never took one like that.
Let me see.
A ghost!
Myeonghun.
What will fall this time?
Will it be flour like last time?
There's something else that has to drop.
Myeonghun, you should be dropped from this show.
(1 vs. 1)
Quiz show 1 vs. 1!
We have lots of contestants today.
Let's meet the first contestant.
Hello.
I'm from L.A. My weight could kill you. I'm Kilogram.
Why do you do that?
It's hip hop.
Don't do that. Here's your first question.
I said don't do that.
Here's your first question.
The ancient Chinese called the Koreans this
after seeing how they were so polite
and respectful to each other.
This is the answer.
- This shouldn't be done haphazardly. / - Yes.
The presidential candidate TV debate.
What are you saying?
This is what we felt.
♪ Yo, the debate is so frustrating for people to watch ♪
♪ They repeat themselves and don't answer right ♪
♪ They should be telling us their plans first ♪
♪ If you're always so negative, you're hopeless ♪
Why do you keep talking about this stuff?
- It's hip hop. / - Gosh...
- Minsang. / - Yes.
- Did you see the debate on TV? / - Yes.
Who will you vote for?
Don't be ridiculous.
- Candidate 1? / - Gosh!
Please edit this out.
- Candidate 2? / - No!
- So Candidate 4 then? / - No!
Let's wrap this up.
- Then Candidate 3? / - No!
- Why you... / - Candidate 5?
No! You're out!
Let's meet the next contestant.
This contestant has memorized
every wrong answer to be on our show.
This is Jeong Yunho.
Nice to meet you.
I've memorized these answers 100%.
I think I can take the prize money today.
That's great. I'll give you a test.
This was from last year.
When you judge a person, you tend to see
an attractive person as a better person...
- The halo effect. / - Amazing.
I really hope you win.
We'll start with the easy questions.
This is the first one.
Someone that can't dance can be called
a bad dancer or have no rhythm.
What do you call someone that can't sing?
That wasn't in here!
How is this happening again?
How do you not know this?
Watch what I do.
I'll give you a hint.
♪ I really like you ♪
Look. Look at the people.
What do you think the people are saying?
To shut it.
No! Not that.
How do you not know this, idiot?
Yes! You're almost there!
Just add one more word!
No! Not that!
I'll just tell you the answer.
The answer is tone and deaf.
- What? / - Tone and deaf.
- Huh? / - Tone and deaf!
You're out!
Let's meet the next contestant!
1st place is mine. Jeong Haecheol, let's go, go, go!
I'll answer everything right.
Great, Haecheol.
Please just let me finish before answering.
Today's question is about oriental medicine.
Your pulse...
- Fish stew. / - No.
- Your pulse... / - Hamburgers.
Not that.
- French fries. / - Hold on. That's enough.
- Thank you very much. / - No!
Let's do a different question.
This is about speakers.
The volume...
- Your body. / - No.
Just listen. When the volume goes up...
No!
Haecheol, don't mess around and watch me.
- Glamorous. / - Hey!
I'm holding back because this is TV.
I really want to say something.
- "Feed me?" / - No!
What I really want to say is...
- "I love you, Lee Suji!" / - Hey!
Geez... Stop that. I'm leaving.
- To get married. / - I'm not getting married!
Gosh, I should quit TV and just be a farmer.
- And have kids? / - No! You're out!
Let's meet the last contestant.
Hello.
I go to the hospital these days, I'm Lee Byeongwon.
Hello, Byeongwon.
What will you do if you win the prize money?
I'll go to Mojito for a glass of Maldives.
You've switched them around?
We had a meet sports at my job.
A sports meet?
I didn't play though.
I just sat on the bench near the soccer matches.
Because I was the chcoa.
- The coach? / - No, the chcoa.
You mean the coach.
- Kidding me are you? / - Are you kidding me?
- Kidding me are you? / - Hey!
I'm massaging your shoulders.
Just answer the question.
Here's your first question.
It's a solution used to detect starch.
What is this solution called?
This is the answer and a hint.
I learned this in science class.
Answer!
Dineio.
Hold on. That sounded strange.
Fix it up right!
- Idineo! / - No! Wrong!
- That was wrong? / - All wrong.
Gosh, I was going to sing a song if I won.
What song?
GGustas's "Me FRIEND Tu."
- It's GFRIEND's... / - ♪ Your shoulders ♪
- ♪ Kidding me are you ♪ / - Get off!
- This has been... / - Sang Minyoo.
It's Yoo Minsang! Geez!
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