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Yacht Club Games are the best developers of all time.

Thanks for watching everybody, make sure to like this video and subscribe!

I'll see you next time bye!

Okay, no but seriously, wow you Need to Play the latest DLC of Shovel Knight - Specter

of Torment.

For the uninitiated, this is the 2nd of 3 expansions coming for the hit indie sensation

which debuted in 2014.

I made a video last year looking at the differences of the first new campaign Plague of Shadows

and praised it for its ingenuity and switching up the Shovel Knight formula to create a completely

new experience with the same main assets.

But now, Specter of Torment, where you play as the cursed Specter Knight, basically says

"take everything you thought you knew about Shovel Knight and throw it out the window."

This is an atom bomb of reinvention.

Let's start with the mechanics.

While Plague Knight had you launching yourself high into the air with potions you've concocted,

Specter Knight has the ability to cling to walls and climb them Ninja Gaiden style, as

well as slash through enemies and objects either at an upward or downward angle, depending

on your position.

Combining these two elements leads to some really unique level design, possibilities

are widened because of their quick and infinite usability, and once again this transforms

the original stages of Shovel Knight into barely recognizable locations.

With more of a focus on movement rather than combat, some of these levels have now become

brutal platforming gauntlets.

But the boss fights on the other hand, appear to be easier than before.

Specter Knight can pulverize bosses with ease because of his slash ability having a little

bit of recoil which can lead to some sick aerial combos.

And maybe these battles were supposed to feel like a piece of cake on purpose - he is a

dark lord with a giant scythe after all.

But Specter of Torment takes things even further and adds new content that you've never seen

before into every stage, like a giant rainbow pukey bird turned into a miniboss fight, giving

Black Knight a frickin' cool rhino companion, or the best part by far, and seriously take

a deep breath because it's incredible - RIDING YOUR SCYTHE LIKE A SKATEBOARD!

This is when I was absolutely sold on this game - by far the coolest thing you can do,

and it's not just on these rails, you can even buy an upgraded suit that lets you do

it at any time!

Stuff like this makes movement super fluid and fast, so it's really fun to try out

new techniques.

It feels extremely satisfying when you pull off a hard section flawlessly.

But the changes aren't just in the levels - the hub is sort of a combination between

Plague and Shovel Knight.

There is no more overworld, you just select the next stage from the castle, but you can

also buy all sorts of upgrades here, like health or magic buffs, special armor, or even

secondary abilities sort of like the trinkets from the original game.

To unlock these, you have to collect red skulls throughout the various stages, and I like

that you don't just receive them outright, you have to complete a little mini-challenge

to see how the abilities work, that's a neat touch.

Some of these are pretty unique, like a skeleton sentry turret that shoots ahead of you, or

a teleport ability that automatically kills the enemy closest to you, but overall I didn't

use them very often.

Other than a healing orb or the occasional giant claw attack to kill durable enemies,

the normal slash ability was more than enough to get the job done.

Specter of Torment is a prequel to the events of Shovel Knight, as the enchantress is building

her order of no quarter, so your job is to travel to the different regions and recruit

the other leaders of her army.

It's fun to see what the bosses were doing before they became enlisted, as well as encountering

some surprise guests along the way, but the best part of the story was discovering Specter

Knight's origins.

Occasionally, you'll go through these flashback sequences, playing as Donovan, our main character

when he was still a human.

You get to see his tragic tale unfold and learn more about his motivation as a henchman

to the Enchantress, but I love how these sections are in like an old Gameboy style color palette,

it's just...ugh This is the kind of stuff that Yacht Club does best - the polish!

All the little details are what ties the whole experience together, and it's what has made

this my favorite incarnation of Shovel Knight so far.

The fact that every stage has some new mechanic to switch up the gameplay, the way they make

Specter Knight endearing, much like what they did with Plague Knight's campaign, how the

background changes as you convert more bosses to the order of no quarter and the world plunges

into deeper chaos, heck possibly my favorite part is that King Knight's song was changed

from a minor key into a major key...

which makes it sound much happier and more regal, which

totally makes sense right?

Because it's like before he was a bad guy!

All of these remixes are top notch by the way, Virt did it again y'all!

Even though it's possibly the darkest story from the Shovel Knight series, somehow they

still manage to make everything have such an upbeat atmosphere, it's like even though

these guys are spooky, they're also goofy.

Specter Knight is somber and edgy, but he's also like totally radical dude!

While Plague Knight's mechanics took some time to get used to, Specter Knight's felt

perfectly natural from the get go.

Now one tiny gripe is that sometimes you'll accidentally slash yourself into a pit or

not go in the direction you want because of the angle changing at just the wrong time,

but these moments were very few and far between.

Besides this happened less and less as I got used to how Specter Knight controlled, and

it never detracted from how fun it is to glide around stages.

If you can make movement enjoyable, you have a pretty solid game, but when you complete

the whole package with charm and unique elements that expand your game's lore and gameplay,

that's when you have a downright classic on your hands.

It's a pretty short campaign, but they've added some challenges to fully show off Specter

Knight's abilities and it's just *muah*.

Supposedly we're getting King Knight's chapter later this year which is the last

of the DLC packs for Shovel Knight and then Yacht Club Games is working on an all new

project.

And if their future works look anything like their current repertoire, I'll be all in

from day one.

Now go enjoy being a grim reaper with attitude, and scare your way to victory!

I'll see you guys next time, stay frosty my friends!

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Colossus "Be A Hero" Speech | Deadpool (2016) | Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 1:53.

Any last words?

What's my name?

Who fucking cares?

Wade!

Four or five moments.

I'm sorry?

Four or five moments, that's all it takes.

To?

Be a hero.

Everyone thinks it's a full-time job.

Wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero.

Not true.

Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter.

Moments when you're offered a choice.

To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend...

spare an enemy.

In these moments...

everything else falls away.

The way the world sees us.

The way we...

Why?

You were droning on.

Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread...

but at least fuckface won't heal from that.

If wearing superhero tights...

means sparing psychopaths...

then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em.

Not everyone monitors a hall like you.

Just promise...

Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments.

Oh, shit.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl...

and tell her...

What the fuck am I gonna tell her?

Well, you better figure it out.

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HOW TO MAKE A DUCK TAPE BACKDROP | SUPER CHEAP DIY! - Duration: 4:02.

hey guys it's Kristin so in today's

video I'm going to show you how to make

a really fast backdrop so here I have

made one out of duct tape so I have one

side that is like a teal color and the

other side is white now as you can see

as I'm holding it you can't really see a

ton of details it just looks shiny and

like green now as I get closer you can

definitely see the details but when

you're doing a video and you have a

backdrop it looks kind of cool and it

really only costs about three bucks per

color so this project only took me about

ten minutes to make and like I said it's

about three dollars per color just

depending on where you get the duct tape

from you can make this as big or small

as you want my sheet is a little bit

smaller because I'm going to be using it

for how-to videos when I need to have a

camera focus down on you know and I'm

focusing on a small area you can

definitely make this really big though

to hang kind of behind you you know

something that's a lot bigger so really

the size of this can be anything that

you want you can make it as wide or

solid as you need for whatever you're

using it for but it's kind of just a

little bit different you know instead of

using just material or using the same

table times it's just something a little

bit different that you could do for this

project you really only need duct tape

and different colors you also will need

some scissors now to make it easier on

yourself if you have it I would

recommend either getting a big roll of

paper like this or just get yourself

some printer paper and it really doesn't

matter what color so you'll want to

start by lying out some paper so you can

either have one of these big sheets or

you can just take a bunch of little

printer paper and really just line them

up which will cause the same effect and

all we're really going to do is stick

the tape to it to make it a little bit

easier and then you only needed to be

one sided so since I do have this big

roll I'm not going to need to use the

printer paper so now we're going to do

is we're going to take a piece of tape

and I'm going to rip that off and now

what I'm going to do is I'm going to put

this right on the edge here and I'm

going to get as close as I can and just

stick the tape right to that try to be

really careful about causing air bubbles

and then you can kind of just press it

out if you do you can kind of see here

little bit of an air bubbles I'm just

going to push that out and run my hand

along in so now I have one piece done

and now I'm just going to repeat pull

that to the same line rip see and now

you can either do this as an overlap and

then you will see like a little bit of a

line or you can try to get it as close

to the other one as you can so that way

there's no lines at all and then again

just press that up so I'm going to go

ahead and just repeat until I'm all the

way done so as you can see the edges are

all jagged and uneven but that's totally

fine because what we're going to do now

is we're going to cut a straight line to

cut all of those off try to do the one

that's the shortest line it up with that

that way you have the biggest piece

possible so this does not really matter

how straight this is because a lot of

times your camera is just going to be in

the center but we're just going to try

to keep this straight I'm doing a

horrible job of cutting a straight line

there you go and now we're just going to

cut this other end as well so here you

can see I've also done a white side so

on one side it's this kind of teal color

and the other side is white when you go

to do close-ups and things like that

now you just have this kind of cool

different backdrop so I'm not using this

for myself as a backdrop I'm just going

to use it for what I mean trying to do

like close-ups of little things all

right so that's it for today's video

guys I hope you liked it and if you did

please give me a thumbs up if you want

to see more videos from me then don't

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WHAT A WEEK IN MED SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE: Emergency Medicine Rotation (3rd year of medical school) - Duration: 16:08.

Hurry!

Hi everyone!

It's Sunday.

Today I'm going to be starting a week in emergency medicine vlog.

Today I'm just gonna be apartment hunting, just looking at a bunch of places to move

into later next month.

But I start my shift tomorrow at 2pm.

So I'm just gonna be taking you guys along for the week and I will see you guys later.

Later!

Good morning everyone!

It's Monday morning.

It's actually like 11am.

Today I have my shift from 2:30pm to 10 or 10:30pm and before I go I have a lot of time

this morning.

So I'm doing some questions from Pre-test.

My friend Dania who you guys saw in some of the other videos, she said that if I do 30

questions a day, I'll be done with the book in like 17 days or something.

So, she's also doing emergency medicine, so we're doing these questions kinda together.

Today I'm doing questions on abdominal pain and pelvic pain.

I'm hoping to finish the book halfway into clerkship so that I can have the other half

of the time to study with other resources.

So I'm doing questions now, and we'll head to the hospital in a few hours.

Hi everyone!

It's Tuesday.

Today is my day off and I'm doing a huge organizing slash donating books and crazy madness.

I called the Goodwill and they said they don't accept textbooks so I have all these textbooks

that I'm probably gonna either sell on Amazon or bring it to my school so that somebody

can use it.

Also trying to downsize and I realize I have no idea what to do with all these DVDs.

Some classics like Boy Meets World, probably my favorite show.

Some of these I'm keeping cause they are like my favorites, Mr Bean, Big Fish, Breakfast

at Tiffany's, Manhattan, Virgin Suicides, Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie,

Garden State, also big fan of Mean Girls and Sex and the City.

So I'm keeping these, although to be honest, I don't know what I'm gonna do with them because

DVDs are like a dying technology and I don't even have a DVD player.

Only my old Macbook can play these and I think last time I tried to play a DVD on my old

Macbook it like wouldn't eject the disc after.

Or it took a really long time.

So it made me kind of nervous.

I don't know what I'm gonna do but I'm definitely not gonna keep them.

I called Goodwill and they said they'd take DVD donations so I'm gonna donate them.

Today I'm off and tomorrow I'm only, I only have lecture for a couple hours tomorrow so

I should have enough time to get some of the things organized and get donated.

So that's what I'm working on today.

I don't know if I mentioned but I found an apartment that I liked so I worked on the

application for the apartment.

That's what I did last night last night when I got back and this morning also when I got

back.

So I'm gonna get all my boxes together and head over to Goodwill.

I found some CDs, these really old CDs that I used to listen to back when CD players were

a thing.

I no longer have a CD player except for in my car so I think I'm gonna donate most of

these as well.

It's crazy all these, it's crazy all these things that you thought you would use for

a really long time but then they become outdated and then you just have no use for them anymore.

Everything is like digitalized and you listen to everything from like Spotify or like iTunes

or something.

So definitely a weird feeling but I'm ready to part with most of these stuff.

Alright, at some point today, I'll make it to the Goodwill.

So we'll see how that goes.

So I found my Governor's School Audition Recording.

I used to play the clarinet so Gov's School is like a thing you can do during the summer.

I didn't get it but I remember recording this at my teacher's house.

It was his dad's recording studio.

This is the only recording that I have of myself playing the clarinet like every I think

in existence.

So I'm gonna listen to it and see what I sound like.

Alright, my computer didn't play the CD so I'm gonna try

playing it in my car.

This is such a weird trip down memory lane right now.

I haven't played the clarinet since like 2007 maybe.

So this is like 10 years ago.

This is actually like 12 years ago because I did it during high school.

I stopped playing in college but wow crazy.

Anyway, I'm all--I don't know if you can see, but basically I'm all packed to the brim,

with all the stuff so I'm gonna head over to Goodwill and get these things donated.

Alright.

So I just dropped off everything at Goodwill and I'm here at my friends house.

My friend Jane, she's a year below me, and she's studying for her Step right now and

I have all these third year books that I wanted to give her so I'm at her house.

I'm gonna call her.

Jane: Hi Jamie!.

Jamie: Hey, are you home?

Jane: Yeah, are you outside?

Oh I see you.

Jamie: Ok, I'll see you soon.

Jane: I'm coming out.

Jamie: Ok, bye.

Doing a quick check in, I'm running to lecture right now.

Lecture today is starting at 10 o'clock which is very nice.

So today, we're talking about trauma, abdominal pain and ob-gyn emergencies, and back pain.

So I will see you guys after lecture.

Back from lecture, I had lectures from 10 to noon, had lunch with my friend Dania, and

now I'm headed out to drop off checks for my new apartment.

Yay!

So I'm headed out and probably come back later and maybe film some videos, work on some stuff

and yeah, I'm gonna do all that.

Good morning everyone!

It's Thursday today I have a shift from 9-5pm a pretty standard shift.

I'm gonna be in sort of the less urgent part of ED, ironically it's called Urgent Care.

Basically it's people who come to the ED but aren't super, super sick.

Usually a lot of people that come, come with back pain or headaches, abdominal pain, and

their vitals are more or less stable and they can wait to be seen.

I guess they don't really wait longer but they're just seen in a different part of the

ED.

I like this part because it's like very similar to family medicine and nothing is like and

nothing really needs to be done urgently, so you get to talk to them a little more,

and they all stay in this one area and I don't really have to go too far.

I get to spend a little more time with my attending cause nothing is like super serious.

Although you do try to rule out all the super serious life threatening stuff with these

people as well.

You should do that with everyone that comes to the ED.

You always think of like the top 5 or the top 6 deadly causes of you know, different

things, different presentations.

So that's my shift for today, I'm gonna be doing the same thing tomorrow.

Tomorrow my shift is in the same place but it's gonna be from 7:30am to 3:30pm.

So eating my breakfast I have my oats here.

I like to eat my oats kinda cold so I just cook it with a little bit of milk and then

I add more cold milk and then I got my coffee here as well.

Alright, I'm gonna head out in a little bit and I will see you guys later.

Hey guys I'm back!

It's 5:35pm I had my 8 hour shift today.

It was super exciting because there were a lot of like little procedures and I love procedures.

Today we had a guy with like a huge abscess on his back.

You can think of abscess as like a really big, disgusting, gross pimple.

Basically like a collection of puss under his skin.

So you basically numb it up, you take a scalpel, you cut it open and you squeeze out all the

disgusting puss and it's like super fun.

So I did that today, also another lady came in with a hand laceration.

I didn't actually do the stitching because she was a hospital staff so I think just the

attending wanted to do it so he did that.

I did an ultrasound of a gallbladder, I tried to get a nice view of the gallbladder with

stones insides.

So that was really fun too.

Overall just like a cool, fun-filled day.

I saw all different kinds of things, and I think that's really one of the things I like

the most about EM.

You don't really have the same patient over and over again like you would if you were

a super specialized internal medicine doctor, like a GI (gastroenterologist) or cardiologist,

you might see like an MI several times a day or just coronary artery disease several times

a day, a-fib, or if you're a GI doctor you might see like GI bleeds a few times a day.

In EM you see like different things like every time when somebody comes in.

So that's what I really like about emergency medicine.

I'm gonna try to do my set of questions for today.

I think today's chapter is trauma.

I already covered trauma during surgery and also we had that trauma lecture yesterday.

So I think the question should go by really fast.

Did I mention I'm watching 13 Reasons Why.

It's about a girl who committed suicide and she left all these tapes for people to listen

to after she died.

Really interesting and fun show.

So I'm watching that because I have a lot of free time during EM.

So that's what I'm gonna do for the rest of the day.

Hi everybody today is Friday!

I have to feed Candy.

Hold on one second.

It's about 4:30pm.

I just got back from shift today.

Today my shift was from 7:30 to 3:30pm.

I think I actually ended up leaving around 3:50pm.

Today I saw a few different things, I saw I guy who broke his finger at work.

It was basically like a complete transverse fracture of his third finger, his middle finger.

He was working.

I also saw a guy who had kidney stones and did I see anybody else?

Maybe like one or two---oh, I saw like a cough.

This lady had a cough for 3 months.

She came in today.

You see a lot of that too.

In the ED you see a lot of acute cases--so that's things that need immediate attention

and those are usually pretty exciting and people coming in with PE or MI or whatever.

You also see a lot of like non-acute kinda like family medicine kind of stuff too.

So you see a little bit of everything.

You get to do a little bit of everything which is cool.

So that was my day today.

I'm gonna finish that TV show today--13 Reasons Why because I only have like a few episodes

left and I'm gonna make dinner and I think that's it.

My days are simple and I like it that way.

So I will check in with you guys later.

So it's Friday night.

I decided to go out instead of staying in.

I am going out.

Good morning everyone it's Saturday!

Last night was a lot of fun.

It was nice to just go out and have fun with friends.

I have the day free but I have my shift starting at 9:30pm.

And then I'm working overnight until about 7am.

So just gonna be preparing for that probably take a couple naps if I can so I can stay

up and maybe get some studying done and really just tidy the house and find things to donate

and things like that.

So I'm gonna be closing the vlog here.

I think I have a full week of vlogging in this video and before I sign off I wanted

to thank audible for sponsoring this video.

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The book that I'm really excited about this week is called Option B by Sheryl Samberg.

Sheryl Samberg is one of my favorite authors and speakers.

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Audible has it which is awesome so I can't wait to listen to it.

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yours to keep whether you continue with the service or not.

Hopefully you guys got a good idea what emergency medicine is like.

I'm sure it's very different than some of the other rotations that I've been on.

I don't know if I was able to really accurately portray what it's like inside the hospital

because I couldn't really film inside the hospital but basically it's very intense and

fast paced and it's kind of non stop when I'm at the hospital but when I'm off, I don't

really think about what is going on inside the hospital.

So when you're on, you're on, when you're off, you're definitely off.

That's sort of the hallmark of being in emergency medicine and I'm really enjoying my experience.

So hopefully you guys got--maybe a little bit of sense of what's it's like and hopefully

you guys enjoyed the vlog.

So I'm going to sign off here.

Thank you guys so much for watching, and I will see you guys in the next video.

Bye!

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Deadpool Counting Bullets | Deadpool (2016) | Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 2:42.

Wait!

You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?"

Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.

This guy's got the right idea.

He wore the brown pants.

Fine! I only have 12 bullets...

so you're gonna have to share!

Let's count them down.

Shit.

Motherfucker!

10! Shit!

Nine. Fuck.

Eight.

Shit-fuck!

Bad Deadpool.

Seven. Good Deadpool.

Someone's not counting. Six.

Four.

Gotcha.

Right up Main Street.

Three, two!

Stupid! Worth it.

I'm touching myself tonight.

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Top 7 Best Looking Indie Game Trailers - May 2017 - Duration: 9:27.

hi everyone welcome to get indie gaming

and to the May edition of our

announcement and gameplay trailer

showcase seven indie titles presented

here unedited across a number of genres

all at various stages of development

with all of them offering a hint of

something special without further delay

let's hand things over to the trailers

and I'll come back once we're done with

the number one hey kiddo you awake

feeling all right good good

look at this place there must have been

masses of people fleeing right at the

beginning all those voices crying out

those half-finished and scrambled

emotions where do you go from here there

you are everyone's so busy they got no

time for remembering I can hear them

from time to time it used to sound like

war not so long ago I wish you could see

this place now we're really making

something out of it

but what was she doing here in the first

place what am i doing

this patashnik is an unknown least I

didn't make any sense

I've never used kind of a boon the

experience is different every time

unique like the the shards of a broken

window but they're all like dreams at

first have forgotten and hazy this is a

Jewett set think it's still active you

know that where the hell are you funny

choice no then it becomes clear and it's

like they're right next to you isn't

that strange

I remember something

a long screaming sound and an endless

silence

that was before I opened my eyes before

I found you

and I was like but when the mind stopped

practicing the ukulele waste of talent

if you asked me but finally we're here

Oh

the nightmare must be here somewhere

I'm coming back to the surface through

the alleys up my

everything here is broken I need time to

make it so hold on and soon comes today

there are sites you must see to believe

them Oh Donna might be far away but I

know I will see you but I know I will

see you again that's music to my ears

Oh

you

look I need answers I just got here and

I'm on to something what happened to

them I feel it so prying eyes have

followed me here I know this isn't real

the house is warning me this place is

damned and I fear it is of my doing I

shouldn't be here

this is all wrong I gotta get out now

where we met you

and with that were almost out of time

for this video so what did you think

about these new trailers was there

anything here that particularly grabbed

you or alternatively anything you really

didn't like the look of if so why not

let me know in the comment section below

hopefully you enjoyed the video and if

so it would be wonderful if you could

click that thumbs up button and if you

haven't done so already why not

subscribe to the channel to stay up to

date with all things indie gaming here's

hoping to see you all again soon and

until next time thanks for watching

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today I'm gonna show you top three best

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vivosmart h-hour plus the best fitness

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which is a feature many other trackers

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the addition of a gps brings some new

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virtual pacer auto pods auto lab and

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garments powerful move IQ technology

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recognition and the company's wonderful

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number 2 the Fitbit charge 2 is a worthy

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it boasts most of the features a serious

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to this device not only looks more like

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also has a bigger display this time

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Deadpool Mutation Scene | Deadpool (2016) | Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 2:43.

If this doesn't unlock your mutation, then, well...

nothing will.

Now, what we're going to do is lower the oxygen concentration in the air...

to the exact point you feel like you're suffocating.

If your brainwaves slow, meaning you're about to pass out...

then we'll turn up the O2.

If your heart rate slows...

meaning you're able to catch your breath...

we'll turn it back down.

And that's where we'll leave you. Right there.

And I thought you guys were dicks before.

You know the funniest part of this?

You still think we're making you a superhero.

You. A dishonorable discharge.

Hip-deep in hookers.

You're nothing.

Little secret, Wade.

This workshop doesn't make superheroes, we make super-slaves.

We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder.

Who knows what they'll have you doing?

Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters.

Maybe just mow the occasional lawn.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're never going home after this.

Now there's a brave face.

Wait, wait! Wait. Wait.

Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now.

Enjoy your weekend.

"Weekend"? Back up.

Weekend?

Did I say this was a love story?

No, it's a horror movie.

Fucking hell.

Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King.

What have you done to me?

I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation.

You sadistic fuck!

I've cured you, Wade.

Now your mutated cells can heal anything.

It's attacking your cancer as fast as it can form.

Yeah, I've seen similar side effects before.

I could cure them...

but where's the fun in that?

Now, I'm gonna shut you in again, Wade.

Not because I need to.

Because I want to.

Oh, well.

Go ahead.

You smell like shit.

Motherfucker.

It's all right, it's all right.

I think we owe him that one, yeah?

You take off. Go on.

Off you go.

Quick question.

What's my name?

Didn't think so.

Sorry, Francis. My lips are sealed.

You don't want to kill me.

I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug.

What's my name?

Wade.

I didn't just get the cure to el cáncer...

I got the cure to el everything.

But there was only one thing...

that really mattered.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, that must hurt.

Thank you so much.

God, he's so fucking gnarly.

Look at his face.

Oh, my God. Poor guy.

Honey, don't stare.

Freak.

No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine.

Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.

Bullshit!

I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus.

Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you...

Do you like what you see?

No.

You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

Yeah.

Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking.

There was something wrong with the relationship...

and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.

And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug...

is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory.

And he's gone. Poof!

Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this...

because as of now, you only have one course of action.

Damn straight.

-Find Francis. -Star in horror films.

What?

Star in your own horror films.

Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

Here's what I'm actually gonna do.

I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis...

force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull...

and fuck the brain hole.

I don't wanna see that or think of it again.

But the douchebag does think you're dead, right?

Yeah.

That's good. You should keep it that way.

What, like, wear a mask?

Yes. A very thick mask. All the time.

I am sorry...

you are haunting.

Your face is the stuff of nightmares.

Like a testicle with teeth.

You will die alone.

I mean, if you could die.

Ideally, for others' sake.

That'll do.

All you need now is a suit and a nickname...

like Wade the Wisecracker...

or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie.

Shit.

What?

I put all my money on you and now...

I just realized I'm never gonna win the...

Dead pool.

Captain Deadpool.

No, just...

-Just Deadpool, yeah. -Just Deadpool.

To you, Mr. Pool.

Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise.

This shit's gonna have nuts in it.

Where's Francis?

Where's Francis?

Seltzer water and lemon for blood.

Or wear red. Dumbass.

Don't make me ask twice.

Where...

is Francis?

He made me ask twice.

Is the mask muffling my voice?

Where's Francis?

Where the fuck is Francis?

You're about to be killed by a Zamboni.

Where's Francis?

No! Please!

Oh, God! I'm so sorry!

You little spider monkey!

Where... is... Francis?

This is confusing.

Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you?

I mean, the line gets real... blurry.

WHERE IS FRANCIS?

Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die!

In five minutes!

Don't hesitate to call me.

Nice to see you, Jared.

I'll take the footlong...

fully loaded.

41 confirmed kills.

Now it's 89. About to be 90.

Mr. Wilson?

You're looking very alive.

Only on the outside.

-This is not going to end well for me, is it? -This is not gonna end well for you, no.

Where's your boss?

I can tell you exactly...

Oh, you'll tell me, but first...

You might wanna look away for this.

Now this little piggy went to...

Thank you, Agent Smith.

Taxi!

Hop in! Great day for a ride.

And we all know how this turned out.

Whoops! You weren't meant to see that.

There. All caught up.

We're here.

Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.

Seltzer water and lemon for blood.

Some kinds of anger can't be managed...

like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!

That said, when it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home.

And I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.

God, I miss cocaine.

Her.

Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break.

That's like 16 walls.

She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.

And I think she's in love with me.

Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.

Al?

Morning, sleepyhead.

It smells like old lady pants in here.

Yes, I'm old. I wear pants.

But you're no lady.

So comfy.

Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs.

You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes?

Yes, I know.

Downside of being blind...

I hear everything in this duplex.

Sit on a stick.

Bactin?

Yeah. Bactin should do it.

How's that Kullen coming along? IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know.

You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen.

It's an improvement on the Hurdal.

Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal.

I'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal.

No, I didn't get excited till I saw the Kullen.

Screw, please.

Here? Now? Just kidding.

I know it's been decades.

You'd be surprised.

Pretty grossed out.

Ta... Da.

I wish I never heard of Craigslist.

And I quote, "Looking for roommate, blind to life's imperfections.

"Must be good with hands."

Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent?

Why such a douche this morning?

Let's recap.

The cock thistle that turned me into this freak...

slipped through my arms today...

Arm.

Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back...

and prevent this shit from happening to someone else.

So, yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

#driveby.

Found out who our friend in the red suit is.

Fucking Wade Wilson.

Suppose I'd wear a mask, too if I had a face like that.

I only wish I healed the same.

Still, we'll put him out of our misery.

On our terms.

Right. And when he heals?

He can't.

Not if there's nothing left of him to heal.

You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.

I like a challenge.

But he's bad for business.

Now let's go find him.

Tylenol PM?

You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.

I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet...

and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.

But I appreciate the gesture.

Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?

About the size of a KFC spork.

I get why you're so pissy...

but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman...

and tell her how you feel.

What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.

If you could see me, you'd understand.

Looks aren't everything.

Looks are everything.

You ever heard David Beckham speak?

It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.

Think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?

Love is blind, Wade.

No.

You're blind.

So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper?

No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty...

and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.

In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room.

I bet it feels huge in this hand.

Go, go, go.

So, the doctor says, "The bad news is you don't have that long to live."

So, the patient says, "How long do I have?"

The doctor says, "Five."

The guy says, "Five what?"

The doctor says, "Four, three, two..."

Can I help you ladies?

I do hope so.

I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a friend of mine.

Name of Wade Wilson.

Sorry.

I don't know the name.

Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.

I've seen this girl.

This must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.

Sweetheart, you might wanna look around.

This isn't really the place to do something like that.

Easy, Angel.

Put the little man down.

We have everything we need now.

You sure?

You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic?

Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II.

Thanks for having my back, guys.

Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Is there a word for half afraid, half angry?

Yeah, "afrangry," I guess.

Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?

Fuck me!

Maybe not start with that.

Hey, coming onto our stage right now...

give it up for Chastity!

Or as I like to call her, Irony.

Better find her fast before numbnuts does.

How do you know she's in here?

Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.

Every time I see her, it's like the first time...

Especially from this angle.

You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.

You weak motherfucker!

Come on!

Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa.

Here we go.

Maximum effort.

Vanessa.

Someone out back asking for you. Something about an old boyfriend.

I knew it was you.

The weird, curvy edges.

Like a jigsaw puzzle.

You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.

Hey. Hey! Where'd she go?

I saw her head to the back. Go get her, tiger.

Motherfucker!

-Wait, wait. Let's... Just... -Cock juggling...

-We can talk about what we're gonna... -Jiminy! Fuck face!

Okay, or you can hit that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Fuck! Fuck!

-No, no. All right. Hey! -Fuck! Fuck!

-Fuck! -Hey.

Relax. Relax. Okay.

Okay. I think that's a good start.

I'm gonna rip his motherfucking...

Wait.

-Find it! Find it. -What?

-I'm gonna get angry. -Okay. All right.

All right. Okay. All right.

Here. This is Vanessa.

-What? -No, wait. It's Francis.

He wants you to come to him.

-What is that? -That's the shit emoji.

You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes?

I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.

I need guns.

Okay, which ones?

I need all the guns!

All right. Okay.

That's about 3,000 rounds.

We all know what I can do with 12.

Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap!

We're downrange.

I was gonna spend the night assembling the Börje, but this is holding my interest.

I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Börje.

Get it through your head or get out of fuck town.

Shit. That's all the pieces in the house.

Nah. Come on. Let's go. Cough it up.

Up, up, up.

Down, down, down.

Fuck you.

.45 cal. I like it.

Wade...

I'd go with you, but I don't want to.

Listen, Al...

if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.

And also, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment...

right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.

You wanna get fucked up?

Put her down over here.

Go on then.

Thanks, dickless. And I mean you.

Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade.

I've been trying to tell you assholes, you've got the wrong girl.

My old boyfriend, he's dead.

See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back.

Like a cockroach...

but uglier.

Now, I may not feel, but he does.

Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.

Ripley, from Alien 3!

Fuck, you're old.

Fake laugh. Hiding real pain.

Go get Silver Balls.

You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

Like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money.

No, you know that bad guy that you let go?

He's got my girl.

You're gonna help me get her back.

Wade? Is that you?

Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse.

I'm gonna wait out here, okay?

It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you.

It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.

And that is why, in my opinion...

the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.

Who brought this twinkly man?

Twinkly, but deadly.

My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.

In exchange, I said that I would consider joining his boy band.

It's not boy band.

Sure it's not.

So, any luck winning Gita back?

I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool...

but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.

Well, I think you're pretty darn cute.

Dopinder?

What was that?

That was Bandhu in the trunk.

Ban who?

My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk.

I'm doing as you said, DP.

I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.

I did not tell him to do that.

Absolutely not. It got lost in translation.

Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back!

I'm so proud of you.

Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like.

Kill him.

And then, win Gita back...

the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm.

Kidnap her.

He's super dead.

I presume a crisp high five?

For you? 10.

Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.

You know what to do.

Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!

Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.

Not often a dude ruins your face...

skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama...

and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments.

Let's just say, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Hey.

Where's your duffle bag?

Bandhu?

Leave a message and have a happy day.

God damn it!

I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way...

with two swords and maximum effort.

Cue the music.

Wade Wilson!

What's my name?

I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.

Go get some.

Superhero landing.

She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.

Superhero landing!

You know, that's really hard on your knees.

Totally impractical. They all do it.

You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis.

That's why I brought him.

I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...

I mean, that's why I brought her?

Oh, no, finish your tweet. It's not... That's...

Just give us a second. Yeah.

There you go. Hashtag it.

Go get her, tiger.

I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.

All right, then. Fire!

Finish fucking her the fuck up!

Language, please.

Suck a cock.

Look away, child.

Look away!

Wait!

Wait!

Cease fire!

Cease fire!

Fellas! Hey! Hey!

You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart.

So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms...

in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle...

possibly even lover-like treatment.

Fine.

Commando!

Teabag!

Bob?

Wade?

Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since...

-Jacksonville. Fridays. -Since TGI Fridays.

Well, what the hell!

God, come here, you.

How are the kids? Good?

And Gail? She's still fixing that tuna casserole?

So good! But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.

Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman.

That is so sweet.

Thanks.

Does he write you notes too? He's such a romantic.

Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.

Fire!

Hey!

Climb on!

Motherfucking...

Motherfucker should have worn his brown pants.

You were right, beautiful.

Red really is my color.

Wade?

Don't worry, baby...

I'mma get you out of that shit-box.

What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours?

Oh, you never left.

But you did, asshole!

Deep breath, darling.

Oh, wait.

Wrong choice of words.

I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve.

'Cause I'mma go lookin'!

I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.

When I'm finished...

parts will have to grow back you.

Good one.

Yep, that was a good one.

Let's dance.

And by dance, I mean...

let's try to kill each other.

Fine. Fists.

Sounds like your last Saturday night.

Asshole!

Hang in there, baby!

-Wade! -I gotcha!

I got a plan. You're not gonna like it.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Don't worry. I'm totally on top of this.

Damn it!

Maximum effort!

Thanks.

Just take it slow.

Oh, my God! That was so...

There are no words!

Me and you are headed to fix this butterface.

What?

You stupid fucking idiot.

Did you really think there was a cure... for that?

What?

You heard me.

No.

No!

So, you mean to say...

after all this, you can't fix me?

It sounds even stupider when you say it.

Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?

Any last words?

What's my name?

Who fucking cares?

Wade!

Four or five moments.

I'm sorry?

Four or five moments, that's all it takes.

To?

Be a hero.

Everyone thinks it's a full-time job.

Wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero.

Not true.

Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter.

Moments when you're offered a choice.

To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend...

spare an enemy.

In these moments...

everything else falls away.

The way the world sees us.

The way we...

Why?

You were droning on.

Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread...

but at least fuckface won't heal from that.

If wearing superhero tights...

means sparing psychopaths...

then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em.

Not everyone monitors a hall like you.

Just promise...

Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments.

Oh, shit.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl...

and tell her...

What the fuck am I gonna tell her?

Well, you better figure it out.

I can't even tell you...

I deserved that. That, too.

No, no, no, maybe not the nethers.

Start talking!

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...

I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner.

It's been rough couple of years.

Rough?

I live in a crackhouse.

With a family of 12.

Every night we spoon for warmth.

Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest.

There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.

So, you live in a house.

I should have come and found you sooner.

But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.

You mean this mask?

And this one.

In case the other fell off.

All right. Yeah, just...

Like a Band-Aid, just give it a...

Owdie 5,000.

Wait, wait, wait...

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Wow.

Yeah.

Hey...

After a brief adjustment period...

and a bunch of drinks...

it's a face...

I'd be happy to sit on.

I'm not the same underneath this suit, either.

No.

Super-penis.

Come on, Wade. Language.

Young one is present.

What are you still doing?

Get out of here. Go make yourself useful!

You, go be a really big brother to someone.

Tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn.

And you, chicken noodle...

nothing compares to you.

Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Sorry.

That's all right. You're cool.

What in the ass?

That was not mean! I'm proud of you!

We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade.

For a second there, it felt like we were three mini-lion robots...

coming together to form one super robot.

There's a stupid.

Yeah.

And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.

Come here.

Wham! As promised.

See?

You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl.

The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Now, let's finish this epic wide shot. Pull out.

There we go, that looks nice.

That's gonna be about the only thing that's pulling out tonight.

Who doesn't love a happy ending, huh?

Till next time, this is your friendly neighborhood pool guy singing...

I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you

You're still here?

It's over. Go home.

You're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.

What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up?

With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number?

Go. Go.

But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret.

For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable.

Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel.

We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody.

Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren...

Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows.

Anyway, big secret.

And don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.

Go.