Waching daily May 14 2017

Once in a while when I wake up

I find myself crying.

The dream I must have had, I could never recall...But..

But...

It always feels like there's something...someone

..I'm searching for.

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Nepali Prank || Mobile Robbery | Epic Funny Prank - Duration: 8:09.

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Hey Guys, Whats Up !!! Welcome back to Prankster Reloaded

We are Back after an interval of 4 Months

We have Started to Make a Prank again

We have 3 additional Members in a team

He is Prankster Hunter, Nisan and Prankster Arjun

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Prankster Reloaded Intro Running

Prankster: Ok, I Will Come (Fake call))

Prankster : Bro!!! Hello !!! (Calling Victim))

Prankster: Bro !! Come Here Once

Prankster: Ah !!! What is the name of this Place?? Victim : This Place??

Victim: It's called Army Barrack

Victim: And the other side is called Aitabare

Prankster: Listen !!! Receive this call and tell the location.

Prankster: Listen to me. Victim: The call is coming from 4 numbers

Prankster: Receive the call and tell about this location.

Prankster is in a Fake call

Prankster : Hello !!! Ya i'm asking this location (In a Fake call)

Prankster : Oh Brother !!! ( Calling Victim)

Prankster: Listen !! Are you from this place? Victim: Yes !!!

Prankster: Please talk on this phone once.

Prankster: I am new here, So I don't know the location

Prankster on Call: Hello !!! Victim : Hello !!!

Prankster: Where are you, brother?

Victim : This is near Aitabare Chowk.

Prankster: I am also in Aitabare Chowk. Where are you??

Victim: Do you Know Army Barrack near Aitabare?

Prankster: Yes, I Know Army Barrack. i am Nearby Victim: Exactly. We are infront of Army Barrack.

Prankster: Ok, Wait a sec !!! I am Coming.

Prankster: Where ?? Where are you??

Prankster : Are you the one? -3 ? Victim : Yes. Prankster: Thi is my Mobile.

Prankster: Where are you? Victim: I am near Ocean Park.

Prankster: Tell me the exact location, please.

Victim: Downside road from Ocean Park. Prankster: I am also in the same place, Where did you said exactly?

Prankster: Ok Ok !! I saw You. Victim: Ok Then.

Prankster : Brother !!!! Brother !!!!!

Prankster: Excuse Me, brother !!! Can You tell the name of this place??

Victim: Yes !! Prankster: I am Talking on phone here.

Prankster: My friend is coming here. So please tell about this place.

Prankster: This Mobile was lost. How did you get this Mobile???

Victim: one of the guy brought this.

Victim: One guy with Tattoo here Prankster: Who Guy? My Mobile was lost since yesterday

Prankster: That's Why. I called You.

Victim: Listen !!! I am going to IME from halgada Chowk

Victim : I work here. One brother brought a mobile And I was on My way............

Prankster: Who Brother?? Who ? Tell, who is that brother??

Victim: He has made tattoo here

Prankster: This Mobile was lost from my room.

Prankster : Along with it, Some Money was lost too..

Prankster: Mobile is with you. Now, Who the brother are you mentioning on...

Victim: Listen here !!! I will tell you everything

Prankster: I have reported to Police as well. They will soon trace this mobile phone.

Victim: I am not that kind of Person

Victim: Look here: I have recently called this number and going to meet this person

Victim: I came from home just a moment ago

Victim: There is a guy. he is thin and he has a tattoo here

Prankster: Ok tell then. Who is that guy? Victim: I don't know that person

Victim: Then he requested me to receive the call and tell about the location.

Prankster: How can i trust on you, When this mobile phone is with you

Victim: Promise, brother !! Promise !!! I am not such type of person.

Prankster: No, I am not accusing you for mobile robbery.

Prankster : But My mobile is with you. So how can i blame others for now.

Victim: This is the guy. This person.........

Second Scene

Prankster: Brother, how did you get my mobile? This is my Mobile...

Victim: One guy left this Mobile. Prankster: Who??? Where???

Prankster: Brother, My Mobile was Lost. I just called you now.

Victim: Just now.. One person.... He ran on bike.......

Prankster: Ok then, Who was that guy??

Prankster: This is my Mobile phone.. Check this wallpaper....

Victim: I have a wallpaper of Justin then...

Victim: Please don't accuse me.

Prankster: This is my Mobile. Victim: Don't accuse me. (He got angry))

Prankster: Beleive me !! This is my Mobile Victim: One robber **** me and you again.........

Victim : No. I will call police. Prankster: Trust on me !!!!

Victim: Stop !!! Stop !! this bike...

Prankster: What happen?? Victim. Get down !!!!

Victim: I said Get down. Prankster: Tell me why??

.................First Scene.................. Victim: this guy gave me mobile.

Prankster 1: Did you rob this mobile? Prankster 2: Don't Talk nonsense. How can i rob your mobile..

Victim: No This guy did. Prankster 1 : But he is denying, brother......

Victim: No, this guy gave me mobile phone

Prankster1: All of you are working in collaboration. Right??

Victim: Promise, brother!! I came from Halgada. Prankster 1: May i call the police??

Victim: What type of person are you?? this guy gave me mobile to receive a call

Prankster2: Oh My bro !!! My Mobile is here.

Victim: Yes, he was in this mobile and he gave me other mobile to receive 4 number's call

Victim: Even i asked him, how can i receive a call with 4 numbers

Victim: Even i denied to receive a call. Prankster1: Ok, I will call police here, and let's go to jail.

Victim: No brother!!! I am not such type of person. I am going this way.....

Prankster1 : Especially the mobile was with you. Victim : This guy gave me a mobile.

Victim: You are going to be trapped mainly. Pankster2: How did I gave you this mobile?

Victim: You are one with tattoo And you were talking on phone like this

Victim: You were facing this side.

Victim: You were on call from one hand and you gave me another mobile from other hand.

Prankster1: You guys are making me pumpet? Prankster2: Not me!! Victim: No borther !! Promise, this guy did..

Victim: Don't think me such type of person..

Prankster1: Ok then, It's ok....

Prankster2: Just know, That this is only Prank.

Prankster1: He is my Friend (Laughing)

Prankster: What happen? Victim: Get down!!!!

Victim: I said Get down!!! Prankster: Tell me What happen?

Prankster: Tell me why???

Victim: Where did you run after you gave me this mobile (He is Angry this time)

Victim: Where did you run after you gave this mobile? Prankster2: The mobile is with you..

Victim: **** You ***** made me in trap

Prankster: Brother, Even i am unknown to you. Dont spit Vulgar wiords....

Prankster: I don't know you man.

Victim: You are talking again ***** (He is about to smash)

Prankster2 : Wait Wait Prank !! Prankster1 : Listen !! It's a prank. This is just a prank.

Pranksters: This is a prank and there is a camera.

Victim: Hello !!! Prankster: Hello !!!

Prankster on call: Where this place is?? Prankster 2 ran away. Victim: This place Itahari...............Silence.

Prankster: Itahari means? Tell me the exact Direction of this place.

Victim Kept the mobile in his pocket

Pranksters are chasing him

Prankster: Hello!!!! Hello Bro!!!!

Prankster: The mobile which you just got is mine Victim: No, this is my mobile

Prankster: No, this is my mobile phone Check the wallpaper here

Victim: No, No, brother gave me to put it. Prankster: No, No. This is my Mobile phone

Victim: No, this is my Mobile. Prankster: Check this. This is my Mobile

Prankster: This is My Mobile, Beleive me.

He threw the mobile and ran away Prankster2: Oh Brother!!!! Hello !!!

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SAO - Catch the moment - Piano (Full version) - Duration: 5:14.

Since someone comment in my Facebook that want me to make a video

about "catch the moment" so i accept your idea.

hope you guys enjoy :)

If you like this video, give me a like, subscribe and share. Thx a lot.

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ELON MUSK - MAKING LIFE MULTI PLANETARY (2011) - Duration: 7:07.

if you if you look at look at things

over a broad span of time the things

that that are less important kind of

fall away and if you look at things from

the broadest possible span of time as a

relates to life itself and the evolution

of life has been primitive life I think

started around 3.5 to 3.8 billion years

ago and what are the important steps in

the evolution of life and obviously

there was the advent of single-celled

life there was differentiation to plants

and animals there was life going from

the oceans to land there was a mammals

consciousness and I would argue also on

that scale should fit life becoming

multiplanetary and in fact I think it

consciousness it is it's the next step

actually because you really kind of need

consciousness to design vehicles that

can transport life over hundreds of

millions of miles of irradiated space to

an environment that they did not evolve

to exist in it would be very convenient

of course if there was another planet

just like Earth nearby but but that's

that's unlikely and and as it turns out

not the case I think if one could make a

reasonable argument that that something

is important enough to fit on the scale

of evolution then it's it's it's

important and may be worth a little bit

of our resources if it's something like

a quarter of a percent of the GDP that

would be that would be okay I think most

people would say okay that's that's not

too bad you know it's but you know you

know what you want you want it to be

some sort of number that is much less

than we spend on health care but maybe

more than we spend on lipstick you know

something like that I'm and I like

lipstick it's not like I've got anything

against you sometimes people say well

what is the business model for Mars and

sometimes they think well can we can you

mine Mars and bring things back and like

that is not a realistic business model

for Mars because but it's always going

to be far cheaper to mine things but

earth and

than Mars but I do think that there's a

business model where if you can reduce

the cost of a flight to Mars or moving

to Mars to around the cost of middle

class home in California so maybe to

around half a million dollars then then

I think you'd have enough people would

buy a ticket and move to Mars to be part

of creating a new planet and begin to be

part of kind of the founding team of a

new civilization 7 billion people on

earth now they'll be probably eight

billion by the midpoint of the century

so even if one in a million people

decided to do that that's still 8,000

people and I don't think probably more

than 1 million people would say do that

so that that's what I think is sort of

the Maz business model if you'll and

then ultimately Mars can probably export

intellectual property like software and

inventions and things like that if you

can sort of beam it back with photons

that's the sort of the bit if you look

at say the cost of a falcon 9 rocket

which is quite a big rocket it's about a

million pounds of thrust the and it is

the lowest cost rocket in the world but

in even so it's it's about 50 to 60

million dollars and but the cost of the

fuel and oxygen and so forth is is only

about $200,000 so it's obviously if we

can reuse the rocket say a thousand

times then that would make the capital

cost of the rocket per launch only about

$50,000 you know there'd be maintenance

and other things that would factor in

there in fixed costs and some overhead

allocation or whatnot but it would allow

for about a hundred fold reduction in

energy costs and in this this is a

pretty obvious thing you think about it

as applied to any other mode of

transport you can imagine that if planes

were not reusable very few people would

fly you know 747 is about 300 million

dollars you need two of them for a round

trip and yet I don't think anyone here

has paid half a billion dollars to fly

and the reason is because those the

planes can be used tens of thousands of

times and so all you're really paying

for is fuel and pilot costs and you know

just my sort of incidentals

so the pivotal breakthrough that's

necessary that some company has to come

up with to make life multiplanetary is a

fully and rapidly reusable orbit class

rocket this is a very difficult thing to

do because we live on a planet where it

that is just barely possible if gravity

were a little lower it would be easy if

it was a little higher would be

impossible so even for an expendable

launch vehicle you know where you don't

attempt any recovery after a lot of

smart people have done their best to

optimize the weight of the vehicle and

efficiency of the engines and the

guidance system everything you get maybe

two to three percent of your liftoff

weight tool to orbit but that's not a

lot of room for error so if your rocket

ends up being is just a little little

bit heavier you get nothing to orbit and

this is why only a few countries have

ever reached orbit now you say okay well

let's make it reusable which means

you've got to strengthen the stages

you're going to add a lot of weight a

lot of thermal protection you've got to

do do a lot of things that that add

weight to to that vehicle and still have

a useful payload to orbit this is nicing

of that meteor two to three percent or

and maybe if you're really good get it

to fall you've got to add all that all

that's necessary to bring the the rocket

stages back to the launch pad and be

able to reflow them and still have

useful payload to orbit so a very

difficult thing that this has been

attempted many times in the past and

generally what's happened is when people

have concluded that success was not one

of the possible outcomes then that the

project's been abandoned now we could

fail I'm not saying we we're certain of

success here but but we're going to try

to do it

I guess you're about the only person

around it doesn't have TV coverage of

the season it man they got the flag up

now and you can see they come down are

you getting a TV picture now yep

Neal yes we are getting a TV picture

here now

at 100 man

on diet weight per man

For more infomation >> ELON MUSK - MAKING LIFE MULTI PLANETARY (2011) - Duration: 7:07.

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חיי הניצולים במחנות העקורים, מתוך מערך השיעור "כאב השחרור והחזרה לחיים" - Duration: 2:01.

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KiraKira☆Precure À La Mode 15 Vostfr (Pub) (@PrettyTrad) - Duration: 0:31.

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新加坡人最喜歡的台灣樂團五月天 Mayday（怪兽 【温尚翊】主唱阿信【陈信宏】吉他手石头【石锦航】贝斯玛莎【蔡升晏】鼓手冠佑【刘谚明】台湾金曲獎，最佳樂團獎，我是歌手,大明星小跟班,明星大偵探） - Duration: 1:57.

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Where's my boyfriend? + Scared to come to the Philippines? Q&A #1 - Duration: 9:12.

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Bugatti Veyron 2017 review #veyron - Duration: 10:36.

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Game Show - SNL - Duration: 5:47.

>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY AMERICA'S SWEETEST GAME SHOW.

>> "JUST DESSERTS!" HEERDS

HERE'S YOUR HOST! >> HEY, HEY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] P WELCOME TO "JUST DESSERTS."

I'M YOUR HOST KURT BURTON AND TODAY'S 3 LUCKY CONTESTANTS WILL

BE BATTLING HEAD TO HEAD TO TAKE THE CAKE WITH A YUMMY $50,000.

DAWN, TODD AND MARCIE, ONE OF YOU WILL BE WALKING AWAY A

WINNER. YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, LAND ON A

CASH STACK, YOU'RE RICHER THAN CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

[ BELL RINGS ] LAND ON A PIE OR CAKE, AND

YOU'LL BE IN A VERY STICKY SITUATION.

MARCIE, YOU WON THE COIN TOSS BACKSTAGE.

SO START US UP, AND GIVE THAT BOARD A SPIN.

>> OKAY, BABY. COME ON CASH STACKS.

MAMA WANTS BIG OLD CASH STACK. NO PIES!

NO PIES! AND STOP!

>> OOH, THAT'S PIE! [ LAUGHTER ]

OOH! A PIE ON THE FIRST PICK.

>> OH, IS THERE A TOWEL? >> NO, THERE IS NOT.

>> ALRIGHT TODD, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY, CASH, NO PIES!

CASH, NO PIES! CASH, NO PIES!

AND STOP! [ BELL RINGS ]

>> $500 AND A PASS THE PIE. PIES GO TO THE LEFT.

MARCIE, YOU GET PIE. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WAIT WHY? [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALRIGHT DON, YOU'RE UP. >> OKAY.

ME WANT THE CASH STACKS. ME NO WANT PIES.

NO CAKES, AND STOP. [ BELL RINGS ]

>> OOH! 5,000 BIG ONES PLUS A TAKE A

CAKE. TAKE A CAKES GO TO THE RIGHT.

SO MARCIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> WAIT, WAIT!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND DON, CHOOSE THAT TOPIC.

>> EVERYBODY LOVES -- SPRINKLES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALRIGHT, AND FINALLY, LET'S

BLOWOUT THOSE CANDLES. [ LAUGHTER ]

[ SCREAMING ] >> ALL RIGHT.

MARCIE, YOU'RE UP. >> I CAN'T --

>> MARCIE, TELL US WHEN TO STOP. >> STOP.

>> OKAY. >> MARCIE, YOU RAN OUT OF TIME,

AND THAT MEANS YOU GET PIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --

>> PIE. WHAT A YUMMY FIRST ROUND.

LET'S MEET OUR PLAYERS. DON HAMILL, A DENTIST FROM

TACOMA. TODD SPRATT, A GRAPHIC DESIGNER

FROM CLEVELAND, AND MARCIE HILL, A STAY AT HOME MOTHER OF NONE

FROM ORLANDO. [ LAUGHTER ]

MARCIE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THAT

FIRST ROUND, HUH? >> I HAVE TO SAY I THINK IT'S

ALL THE PIES. I CAN'T SEE AND FOR THE MOST

PART COULDN'T BREATHE OUT OF EITHER OF THESE.

THE PIES GOT ME. >> ALRIGHT.

REMEMBER MARCIE, IT WILL COST YOU A TURN AND 100 BIG ONES, BUT

YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR A WIPE OFF.

>> OH, OF COURSE, RIGHT. IN THE MOMENT I COMPLETELY

FORGOT THAT I HAD AN OPTION BECAUSE OF THE PIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S ALRIGHT.

WELL LET'S HOPE IN ROUND TWO IT'S ALL CASH STACKS AND NO

MESSY TREATS, RIGHT? AND RMEMBER, THIS ROUND PRIZE

AND PIE AMOUNTS ARE DOUBLE DIPPED.

DON, YOU ARE IN THE LEAD WITH 5,000 BIG ONES.

TODD'S IN SECOND WITH 500, AND MARCIE YOU'RE IN THIRD WITH ZERO

BIG ONES WHICH MEANS YOU GET A PIE.

>> WAIT, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALL RIGHT, DON. START US UP.

>> OKAY, CASH STACKS, ME WANT SOME, BUY SOME CAKES, AND STOP.

>> OOH, PIE. >> OOH, BUY THE PIE.

>> DONE, THAT'S YOUR PIE TO PASS.

[ BELL RINGS ] >> I'LL PASS THE PIE TO MARCIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.

>> WAIT. IS THAT EVEN ON --

>> PIE, AND SINCE THIS ROUND IS DOUBLE DIPPED, THAT'S TWO FOR

YOU, MARCIE. >> WAIT, I DON'T EVEN --

>> PIE. MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME FOR A WIPE

OFF, MARCIE. >> YES FOR GOD'S SAKE A WIPE

OFF. SOMEBODY WIPE --

>> ALRIGHT, HERE IT COMES. [ LAUGHTER ]

MARCIE, SINCE YOU CHOSE TO WIPE OFF THAT MEAN'S YOU'RE GOING TO

LOSE YOUR NEXT TURN. >> IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S ALSO GOING TO COST YOU A

HUNDRED BIG ONES, BUT SINCE YOUR BANK IS EMPTY, YOU GET A PIE.

>> WAIT -- >> PIE.

[ LAUGHTER ] [ FOGHORN ]

ALRIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK.

COMING UP, BIGGER STACKS OF CASH, AND THICKER, DENSER PIES.

>> WAIT! WAIT!

NOT WITH CRUST! GOD, NOT WITH CRUST!

>> ONLY ON -- >> JUST DESSERTS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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Future - Mask Off - Japanese Remix - Duration: 2:17.

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It all starts with a strange thing - Duration: 1:34.

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iT'S A HARD LIFE STORY REVIEW (ENG.SUBS) - Duration: 1:32.

Welcome back to Queen Recensioni Fan

Today i talk about It's A Hard Life

This song was written by Freddie Mercury and released as the third single in July 1984 with Side B, this is the world we created?

The intro is inspired by romance "Vesti la giubba" from the opera of Pagliacci by leoncavallo, the song is rich in both vocal and instrumental level.Brian said in an interview that he was very proud of this piece and considered it one of the most beautiful songs written by Freddie

The music video directed in June 1984 by Tim Pope initially did not like to the band, but Freddie was thrilled with the performance in the video with a wig wearing a red-skinned body with enormous eyes, and even labeled it Like a giant shrimp.

Freddie interprets the role of the tormented protagonist desperately in search of love and surrounded by material object without meaning, they also see roger and john who confabulate each other, instead brian intercepts the part of the messenger of fate with a skull-shaped guitar. Rumors are said to have been played in the album then all denied by Brian. In the video is also a dear friend of Freddie the Austrian actress barbara valentin.

That's all about It's A Hard Life....We'll see you in the next video BYEEEE ;-)

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5-Timers Goodnights & Credits - SNL - Duration: 1:20.

>> THANK YOU, FRIENDS. THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO HOST FIVE TIMES.

I WANT TO THANK -- I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY HERE TONIGHT.

>> WELL DONE. HOLD ON.

>> OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE STEVE MARTIN.

>> I KNOW. LISTEN, WELCOME TO THE

FIVE-TIMERS CLUB, MELISSA. >> THANK YOU.

>> NOW STEVE, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO WEAR MY FIVE TIMERS JACKET.

>> I DID? THAT'S WEIRD.

WE ARE HERE TO PRESENT YOU WITH YOUR VERY OWN FIVE-TIMERS

JACKET. CONGRATULATIONS!

>> I WANT TO THANK STEVE MARTIN AND I LOVE YOU ALL.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! GOOD NIGHT!

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Melissa McCarthy's Mother's Day Monologue - SNL - Duration: 5:24.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MELISSA McCARTHY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WOW!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IT'S CRAZY WE HAVE "SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FIFTH TIME WHICH IS AMAZING.

BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT IT'S AMAZING THAT TOMORROW IS

MOTHER'S DAY. RIGHT?

I'M LUCK TOW HAVE TWO GREAT GIRLS.

I'M A MOM AND LUCKY TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF SANDY McCARTHY WHO

ALWAYS SENDS ME FLOWERS ON MOTHER'S DAY.

I KNOW. SO SWEET.

I'M LOOKING OUT HERE AND SEEING ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WANT TO SEE

EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER. I WANT TO SEE YOU UP.

I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE WHO IS A MOTHER UP.

AND LET'S GIVE THESE LADIES A HAND.

COME ON. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!

COME ON! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE

MOTHERS HAS NOT BEEN TO THE BATHROOM ALONE SINCE THEY GAVE

BIRTH. THEY HAVEN'T HAD A HOT MEAL IN

YEARS. ALL OF OUR PURSES ARE FILLED

WITH WEIRD CRACKER CRUMBS AND DIRTY PURELL BOTTLES AND THAT'S

OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? >> EMMA AND --

>>> THEY WITH YOU? >> NO.

>> THEY ARE NOT. >> WHAT ARE IS YOUR NAME?

>> JOAN. >> HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?

>> 2. >> A GIRL AND A BOY, SARAH AND

WILL. >> SARAH AND WILL.

>> SINCE MY MOM CAN'T BE HERE, I NEED MOM TIME.

CAN I GIVE YOU A TOUR OF THE SNL BACK STAGE THAT ONLY HOSTS GET

TO SEE. YOU WILL BE MY SURROGATE MOM FOR

THE DAY. THIS IS A QUICK CHANGE AREA.

THEY RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF. GET YOUR PANTS ON.

YOU JUST RUN FAST ENOUGH. THIS IS THE PAINT DESK.

YOU CAN ASK FOR ANYTHING. TRANSPORTATION OR GUM.

FOOT CREAM AND A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.

>> OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED. YOU CAN SEE THE CAST DRESSING

ROOMS. THIS IS ONE OF THE SNL LEGENDS.

THE DALAI LAMA. WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.

THIS IS WHERE THEY DO THE QUEUE CARDS AND THE PAINTING.

HI. OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! >> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU INVITED US.

>> YES, I DID. REMEMBER?

>> YES, YOU DID. >> THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS.

>> THEY CAN HANDLE IT. REALLY?

YOU'RE GOOD. WE HAVE TO GET BACK.

AND OH, HE LIKES TO -- HE JUST STANDS HERE.

YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL HIM HE'S YOUR FAVORITE CAST MEMBERS.

OKAY. OKAY.

KYLE. KYLE.

TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH!

KYLE THINKS ANYONE OVER 23 MIGHT BE HIS MOM.

IT GETS A LITTLE CREEPY SOMETIMES.

NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN -- THIS IS OUR MUSICAL GUEST.

THIS IS THEY WON'T PAY ME.

GET UP THE STAIRS. CAREFUL.

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? WAIT.

THAT'S BEHIND THE BAND. YOU WILL HOST SNL.

YOU ARE A MOM. YOU IS KIND, YOU IS SMART, YOU

IS IMPORTANT. HIT IT!

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOAN! ♪♪♪

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANKS TO

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANKS TO

ALL OF US FOR LETTING US SEE YOUR MOM.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. HEIM IS HERE SO STICK AROUND.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

For more infomation >> Melissa McCarthy's Mother's Day Monologue - SNL - Duration: 5:24.

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Kyle and Leslie - SNL - Duration: 4:27.

I've never had a relationship

thats lasted very long

Even now, that I've found

my soulmate

It's taken work to

keep that connection solid

That's where Leslie and I are

right now

Gotta a lot of work to do

You know when you'll be back

I don't know, later

Gotta go

Love You, Baby

>> WE HAD A LITTLE WEDDING THING WITH EVERYONE WHICH WAS AMAZING.

>> IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE MARRIED!

>> I REMEMBER WHEN MY PARENTS CAME INTO MY ROOM WHEN I WAS 9.

THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE GETTING A DIVORCE.

AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME AND LESLIE.

I DEFINITELY DON'T THAPT TO HAPPEN TO OUR KIDS.

LITTLE LAUREN. >> I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL

IS. I LOVE MY FAMILY, OKAY?

I'M JUST BUSY. THE SHOW, MOVIES, INTERVIEWS,

STAND UP. IT'S A LOT.

AND KYLE, HE'S NOT BUSY. HE'S BARELY ON THE SHOW AND WHAT

HAS HE DONE IN THE LAST YEAR? COME ON, MAN.

>> LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ME. >> SO MANY PEOPLE COME UP TO ME

AND SAY WERE YOU NEIGHBORS TOO? I'M LIKE YES.

AWESOME. >> CAN WE TALK?

>> I AM REHEARSING. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU COME HOME LAST

NIGHT? >> I WAS AT THE OFFICE.

>> WITH COLIN. >> YES, BUT YOU KNOW IT'S NOT

LIKE THAT. >> WE NEED TO GET HELP.

>> I'LL, I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

>> TOMORROW IS HIS RECITAL AND YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T MISS

IT. >> I KNOW.

I WILL BE THERE. >> KYLE HAS BEEN TRYING TO SEE

SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS.

I DON'T NEED SOMEONE TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

>> I WILL START. I LOVE HER.

IT'S AN EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE FOR ME AND I CRY.

>> AND I FEEL THAT MAKES HIM A LITTLE BITCH.

>> I JUST WANT TO MEMORIZE MY LINES.

>> I HAVE TO WORK LATE. SEE YOU LATER.

>> BYE, LESLIE. WELL, TONIGHT IS THE BIG

RECITAL. I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY NERVOUS, BUT

LITTLE LAUREN WILL BE GREAT. I'M A PROUD DAD.

>> OH, MY GOD. DID WE MISS IT?

>> I'M SO SORRY. WE WERE WORKING ON A SCRIPT AND

GOT CARRIED AWAY. IT'S MY FAULT.

>> I DON'T USUALLY SUPPORT CAST MEMBERS SHOOTING EACH OTHER, BUT

COLIN CAN BE ANNOYING. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN A PRETTY

CRAZY WEEK. COLIN ENDED UP SURVIVING WHICH

IS AWESOME. >> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SURVIVED?

OUR LOVE. >> WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!

WE WILL NAME HIM WEEKEND UPDATE.

For more infomation >> Kyle and Leslie - SNL - Duration: 4:27.

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Weekend Update on James Comey's Firing - SNL - Duration: 8:15.

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

>> Announcer: IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND

MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

>> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> I'M COLIN JOST. >> WELL, I KNOW MOST OF US THINK

THIS EVERY WEEK NOW, BUT THIS WEEK WAS CRAZY.

ON TUESDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP FIRED FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY.

FIRST THE WHITE HOUSE CLAIMED THE HUSBAND HAD GLITTER ON HIS

COLOR. HE SAID COMEY WAS NOT DOING A

GOOD JOB, ADDING FOR EXAMPLE I'M STILL PRESIDENT.

THEN HE CALLED COMEY A SHOW BOAT.

THIS GUY IS A SHOW BOAT. HE LOOKS LIKE IF THE WORD GOSH

BECAME A PERSON. TRUMP WAS REPORTEDLY SURPRISED

THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY HE FIRED THE GUY INVESTIGATING THE TRUMP

CAMPAIGN. HOW DID TRUMP NOT REALIZE THAT

WAS SUSPICION. IF A DRUG SNIFFING DOG CAME UP

TO YOUR BAG AT THE AIRPORT AND YOUR RESPONSE WAS TO SHOOT THE

DOG, PEOPLE WOULD WONDER WHAT'S IN THAT BAG?

OR THEY WOULD ASSUME YOU WORKED FOR UNITED.

>> STEVE BANNON TOLD THE PRESIDENT THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT

TIME TO FIRE COMEY. WHEN IS THE GOOD TIME TO FIRE

THE GUY INVESTIGATING YOU. WHILE HE IS PUTTING ON THE

HANDCUFFS? SOMETHING LOOKS BAD WHEN STEVE

BANNON WALKS IN WITH HIS HOT DOG BREATH AND 10:00 SHADOW.

EVERYTHING TRUMP DOES SOUNDS LIKE THE TRAILER OF A WACKY

MOVIE. IT SHOULD COME WITH A RECORD

SCRATCH AND A FUN SONG. TRUMP HALTS AN FBI INVESTIGATION

BY FIRING -- THE HEAD OF THE FBI ♪♪♪

I FEEL GOOD, HEY ♪♪♪ >> WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY

SEAN SPICER TRIED TO EVADE REPORTERS BY DUCKING INTO

BUSHES. DIVING INTO BUSHES WITHOUT

WARNING IS USUALLY HIS BOSS'S THING.

>> SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS SAID HE COMMITTED BASIC ATROCIIES

LIKE REOPENING THE HILLARY CLINTON INVESTIGATION.

A BASIC ATROCITY IS WHEN YOU POST A BRUNCH PHOTO THAT SAYS

PIZZA IS LIFE OR YOUR PROFILE PICK IS YOU ON AN INFLATABLE

SWAN OR WHERE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS GETS HER WARDROBE.

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP WARNED THAT JAMES COMEY BETTER HOPE THERE

ARE NO TAKE PLACE OF OUR CONVERSATIONS BEFORE HE STARTS

LEAKING TO THE PRESS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

BECAUSE HE PUT THE WORD TAPES IN QUOTES.

ADDING RANDOM QUOTATIONS MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND WORSE.

IT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GRANDMA IS SLEEPING AND GRANDMA

IS "SLEEPING." AS A VERY ACTIVE PRESIDENT WITH

LOTS OF THINGS HAPPEN, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR MY SURROGATES TO

STAND AT THE PODIUM WITH GREAT ACCURACY.

VERY ACTIVE IS HOW YOU DESCRIBE THE IMAGINATION OF A CHILD WITH

HIS SCHOOL ON FIRE. HE GOES ON TO SAY MAYBE THE BEST

THING TO DO WOULD BE TO CANCEL ALL FUTURE BRIEFINGS AND HANDOUT

WRITTEN RESPONSES FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY.

NO, DUDE. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF PRESS

BRIEFINGS. HE TRIES TO OFFER A WAY WORSE

PLAN AS A SOLUTION LIKE WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE HIM FOR NOT

DRAPING THE SWAMP. THEN I SHOULD HIRE MY SON IN

LAW? ♪♪♪

I FEEL GOOD, HEY! ♪♪♪

>> HIS LAWYER CLAIMS THE LAST TEN YEARS DO NOT SHOW RUSSIAN

INCOME WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS. THAT'S NOT COMFORTING.

IT'S LIKE SAYING ALL THE KIDS CAME BACK FROM THE FIELD TRIP,

WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS. YOU POINT OUT THAT ONE OF THE

TAX ATTORNEYS IS NAMED WILLIE NELSON.

AND I KNOW IT'S NOT THIS WILLIE NELSON WHO FAMOUSLY DIDN'T PAY

TAXES, BUT I WOULDN'T HIRE A BABY-SITTER WHOSE LEGAL NAME WAS

JARED FOGLE. >> BETSY DEVOS WAS BOOED WHILE

GIVING A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AND IT WAS THE MOST BOOING FROM AN

ALL BLACK AUDIENCE SINCE I LET COLIN OPEN FOR ME AT THE APOLLO.

>> PRIVATE MOMENT. >> THE HEALTH CARE PROPOSAL

COULD END ACCESS TO DRUG TREATMENT AND REHAB.

HERE IS PETE DAVIDSON. >> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

SINCE YOU GOT SOBER. >> THEY SAY QUITTING DRUGS IS

HARD AND THAT'S TRUE, BUT THEY DON'T TELL YOU HOW BORING IT IS.

HOWEVER SAID THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY IS A

LIAR. THERE ARE SO MANY HOURS IN THE

DAY, 24 TO BE EXACT. DID YOU KNOW THAT?

24-HOURS IN A DAY. I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY SIX.

>> WOW. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

I FELL LIKE THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU DID WITH YOUR TIME

OFF. >> I HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING.

>> GREAT. >> I'M DOING THAT A LOT.

I WAS ON DRUGS FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS AND I HAVE TO GET

ALL THE BAD KIDS OUT. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> I HAVE TO MASTURBATE ALL THE BAD KIDS OUT.

THERE IS A BUNCH OF DUMMY THIS IS THERE.

IF I HAD A KID HE WOULD HAVE A SNAP BACK AND A NECK TATTOO.

>> I'M GOING TO MOVE ON FROM THAT.

HOW DID YOU BECOME SOBER? >> I WENT TO REHAB AND NEVER

PICK THE REHAB YOU WANT TO GO TO WHILE YOU ARE HIGH.

THAT'S WHAT I DID. I GOOGLED REHAB AND PICKED THE

FIRST PLACE. WHAT CAUGHT MY EYE IS THEIR MAIN

ATTRACTION WAS HORSE THERAPY. >> WHAT'S HORSE THERAPY?

>> WOULDN'T WE ALL LIKE TO KNOW. I'M NOT 100% SURE, BUT WHEN YOU

PET HORSES AND LOOK AT THEM AND LIKE HEAL THROUGH THEIR

HORSEYNESS. YOU PET THEM AND YOU LOOK THEM

IN THE EYE AND YOU ARE TRAPPED, I'M TRAPPED.

WE GET THROUGH THIS. >> THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS NICE.

>> FOR DOES, BUT THE FIRST DAY I GOT TO REHAB, GUESS WHO IS

ALLERGIC TO HORSES. THAT'S HOW POOR I WAS GROWING

UP. I NEVER MET A HORSE.

I REMEMBER DOING THE ALLERGY TEST WHEN THEY TEST YOU FOR

DOGS, CATS AND GRASS. THE DOCTOR ASKED MY MOM SHOULD

HE BE TESTED FOR HORSES SHE LITERALLY SAID NO, HE WILL NEVER

SEE ONE. HE SAID WE ARE MORE OF A SIX

FLAGS TYPE FAMILY. >> I'M SORRY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO.

>> IT WAS. DO NOT GO TO REHAB THAT HAS

HORSE THERAPY. IT WILL COST YOU $40,000.

>> IT COST YOU 4 $40,000. >> YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH A

PERSON FOR LIKE $50. I SHOULD HAVE BANGED THAT HORSE.