The following video is a parody. If you
take any of the advice in the following
video seriously, I'm sorry to say but you
have an IQ of 20. With this in mind enjoy
the rest of the video! Hey guys, it's CookiKirby
here and i'm here to teach you how
to become a famous DeviantART ranter you
may have seen some quality content from
the names junkie spotter serie or maybe
even the raging redhead but none of them
can compare to my list of advice so
let's jump right in
now to start off you're going to have to
find a user to rant on now you could
jump onto a bandwagon and rant on
someone everyone else already has
or you could rant against someone you
have a personal vendetta against oh wow
would you look at that great now that
you found your user now you have to find
one mental thing domestic about the
entire video i don't like anime I don't
like this person's gallery because they
draw anime I mean look it they draw
anime and anime boys and skirts and
anime you anime is gross ah but wait
your microphone quality is too high
you're going to have to downgrade it
from there hey guys it's generic
deviantART ranter here great now that
you've done that now you have to bother
your chosen user until you provoke a
reaction
congratulations now that you have all
your evidence you may start your range
don't forget the bandicam watermark hey
guys is generic deviantART ranter here
and I'm here to rant on this stupid
weeaboo right here you can tell by the
picture they're a weeaboo because it's
persona and because they're in the
persona fandom their waifu is
automatically shaped okay moving along
I'm here to prove that this user is an
artsy and edge lord and all-around a
terrible human being because they draw
fetish stuff so first of all we have
this piece of fan art of else of ll
elves word elsword n and n here is
stolen look at that haha it's stolen you
can tell because the poses are exactly
the same with the arm reached out and
the pendulum in the background and the
hair is the exact same the cape is the
exact same everything about this picture
is exactly the same and it's stolen yep
I can't believe it's stolen in this
picture just doesn't belong because it's
not anime and if you're going to make a
gallery dedicated to anime even though
anime is trash you shouldn't upload
other stuff that's not anime because
this is an anime anyways let's move on
to my other problems with this
deviantART user next we have this the
fact that they don't use a scanner to
upload any of their images except for
that stolen piece of art this is a
picture of of Kuro
Kuroko from Kuro Kuro COEs no basket
bass gay bat bass K but Basu k that
Bassett
that suck okay Kuroko no basket and it
is terrible I mean just look at the
picture quality it's all disgusting and
you can tell that the lighting is poor
because you just have this glowing area
that makes it look like as Planck pants
glow or ad DS get glow sticks nose
just start playing basketball is that
where all the lights come from an anime
they just stick lights in their pants
all right
that is headcanon now okay let's move on
to the next image this one is actually a
watermark funny enough even though it
looks terrible I mean just look at it
the anatomy is so off it's disgusting
this person should use real life
references for pictures instead of using
their made-up anime Anatomy because it's
not realistic and it bugged me because
it's not drawn the way I would draw it
next let's move on to the edgy side of
the Z deviantART user this user posts a
lot of edge lots of it
oops I kind of just open that one but
here's let me open all of their edge
pictures and show you what I mean then
I'll move on to the fetish stuff that
they disgustingly poached first we have
this edgy picture that was actually
mature content 'add because it is edgy
so let's wait for the edge to load I
think I open too many tabs at once okay
there we go
look at that edge right there there's a
string in the background as you get
stabbed by knives clearly this is the
edge leyline look at these knives and
his face is so blank saying I want to
end myself but it's a little too late
because you already have two knives
where your nipples should be I think
we'll call them nipples okay here's our
next picture which is called you'll get
better in brackets to make it extra
special aren't you with snowflake and
next we have this more read stuff
because they wrote something in weeaboo
and then liar also in like half brackets
which shows that they are away of oh and
it's really edgy because this is an IV
and he's hooked up to an IV and his arms
are bandaged and there's a heart rate
monitor right there it's edgy
and there's scissors right there so it's
also edgy next we have this picture of
of an extremely edgy picture based on a
song by by what I can tell it's edgy
because of bad excessive bandages it's
super edgy and it's so edgy that I think
I cut myself on that edge it is so edgy
edge edge double edge is the only
Pokemon move they'd know because it's so
edgy anyways let's move on to this
disgusting the the dress they draw anime
boys and skirts why and nobody calls
them out a wonder why you just got
people being like you should improve by
practicing more and they're totally
alike yeah but it's trash and you should
stop the anatomy is terrible and it's
not realistic at all noses don't look
like that noses don't look like that why
do you draw this trash anyways it's been
generic deviantART ranter and I'll be
making a whole series about this user
even though they really don't really
need a whole series I'm going to make
one anyways and sorry this video is
short it was like 5 minutes but I'll
make the next one like 30 minutes so
yeah that was my rant Thomas users
they're terrible art thief and they they
have terrible lighting on pictures and
they're just all around a not very nice
person
bye hey guys see in the video before I
do my normal outro I just want to say
I'm going to be using this avatar again
for videos exist rants rambles whatever
when we read wrong the sprites before
they look a little better because
actually less there was no piston style
I used to make this right and this
changed like details to it it's a pain
to edit pngs
anyways moving on to our topic do you
want to check out any of the users I
mentioned in the intro and you have a
check them out already once there to my
left hand in the description anyways I'd
like to thank you all for watching and
see you all next time bye bye
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