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Hi there.

I am John Bond from Riverwinds Consulting and this is Publishing Defined.

Today I am going to talk about choosing a book or journal printer.

While the world assuredly is going digital, print has remained part of the necessary offerings

for many publishing companies.

Choosing the right partner can save money, ensure proper time to market, and guarantee

quality.

Here are six tips for choosing a book or journal printer.

First, when you consider potential partners, look national versus those just in your backyard.

Be open minded to any national firm whether you can visit them on a regular basis or not.

Other than an initial visit, there should be almost no reason to visit your printer

a lot.

Press approvals are a thing of the past in almost all circumstances.

Also, look for printers that do a lot of the business in the run size that you are working

in.

Don't choose a short run printer to do a long run publication, and vice versa.

Second, only consider printers were the focus of their business is on books or journals.

Commercial printers might be able to do the work, but a specialist is needed in this competitive

market.

They need to come to you with ways to save money or change processes during your relationship

and working with a recognized firm should ensure this.

Third, when you go out for bid, be open to small changes in specs that might lower prices

due to a company's particular equipment.

Let bidders know that changes to trim size, color usage, binding, and other factors would

be considered, in addition to your original specs.

Fourth, look closely at paper costs and talk to the printers on how to ensure the best

possible price without sacrificing quality or your vision of the publication.

Spend as much time talking about paper, including house stocks, as you do talking about press

costs.

Fifth, for journals, dive deeply into postage costs.

Depending on the run length, talk about co-mailing and potential cost savings.

For finalists in your bidding process, you may want to consider taking your mailing list

and having an analysis done on projected postal costs.

Where the printer is located regionally will definitely affect costs, plus or minus.

Also look at the shipping costs for bulk mailing to a convention or to your offices.

Spend almost as much time understanding postal costs as you do looking at printing and paper

costs.

For books, consider the final book weight to determine how it will affect shipping costs

to customers.

Sixth, create a great request for proposal and ensure all aspects of the printing operations

are covered.

Send the RFP to qualified potential partners, hopefully at least five.

With the resulting proposals from the printers, block out time to analyze them side by side

very closely.

Don't just look at the bottom number.

Call the bidders up and ask them a ton of questions.

At the end of the day, choose a partner and not just low bidder.

On time delivery and quality work count are obviously crucial.

Well that's it.

I've released a new eBook called, "The Request for Proposal in Publishing: Managing

the RFP Process."

It is a short, focused guide to this essential business task that associations or societies

use to find potential publishing partners.

See the link in the notes below for more information on the book or how to purchase it.

Hit the Like button below if you enjoyed this video.

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel or click on the playlist to see more videos about

choosing a printer.

And make comments below or email me with questions.

Thank so much and take care.

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Things About The Lego Movie You Only Notice As An Adult - Duration: 5:44.

Lego is one of the most popular toys ever, so it's not a huge shock that The Lego Movie

was a huge hit when it was released in 2014.

A little surprising, however, was just how good it actually was.

It's the rare kids' movie that adults can truly enjoy, full of subtle jokes and references

targeted specifically at older viewers.

Here are a few things only the grown-ups in the theater noticed.

Legal woes

A big part of what makes The Lego Movie so fun is its authentic eye toward how real kids

play with Lego.

Most kids probably don't keep all their different types of Lego separate, and The Lego Movie

fittingly brings together a mixed set of characters, many of them licensed.

"Please, calm yourselves, Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo,

and Cleopatra."

Kids don't know or c are much about intellectual property rights and copyright law, but most

adults watching with a critical eye knew what a legal nightmare it must have been to get

the rights to use so many different pop cultural entities in one place.

Co-directors and writers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller have since confirmed it was a logistical

nightmare, and with every major script revision, rights-holders had to be approached anew.

Clever casting

Savvy adults with a taste for quirky comedies surely spotted a few clever voice casting

decisions in The Lego Movie.

For example, co-directors Lord and Miller also created MTV's early 2000s cult classic

cartoon Clone High, about the teenage clones of a number of historical figures.

Will Forte voiced teen Lincoln in Clone High, and reprises his role as Lego Lincoln.

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill play Lego Superman and Lego Green Lantern, respectively …

"I can't move."

"Don't worry, Superman.

I'll get you out of there!"

"No, don't!"

"Ah!

My hands are stuck!

My legs are stuck, as well."

"I super-hate you."

… and they had previously teamed up in the big-screen adaptation of 21 Jump Street, directed

by Lord and Miller.

Books and bricks

There are some relatively obscure literary and historical references scattered throughout

The Lego Movie.

The fantasy realm is named "Middle Zealand," a combination of Middle Earth, the setting

of The Lord of the Rings books, and New Zealand, where Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies

were filmed.

Meanwhile, Cloud Cuckoo Land, Princess Unikitty's bright and shiny homeland in the sky, is a

direct literary reference.

The idea of an impossibly perfect city in the clouds of the same name first shows up

in all the way back in 414 B.C. in The Birds, a play written by the Greek playwright Aristophanes.

And then there's the wise sage Vitruvius: He's named after a 1st century B.C. Roman

philosopher best known for writing a 10-volume series of books about architecture — fitting

for a character in a flick made of bricks.

Honey, How'd I Meet Your Mother?

The most popular TV show in the Lego-verse is a dumb, one-joke affair called Where Are

My Pants?, where a pants-less character frequently wonders aloud about the whereabouts of his

pants.

"Honey, where are my pants?"

Kids may miss it, but adults recognize it's a jab at sitcoms that still air long after

their once-fresh premises have grown stale.

Sitcoms like, say, How I Met Your Mother, which took eight seasons to introduce the

audience to the namesake mother … and also happened to feature The Lego Movie's Phil

Lord and Christopher Miller as writers during its first season.

Inside jokes

There's a scene where Wyldstyle names a bunch of the realms of the Lego universe, and each

gets a second or two on screen …

"Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms in the universe.

There's also this one, Pirates' Cove, Knights' Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town,

a bunch of others we don't need to mention."

Savvy older viewers know why: because they're discontinued or less popular Lego sets, such

as the controversial "for girls" Friends line, a set based on the big-screen bomb of Speed

Racer, the sci-fi Bionicle line, which disappeared from stores in 2010, and the despised Fabuland

line from the 1980s.

Mixed signals

It's not every day that a cheery comedy movie made for kids is also a subversive satire.

A critical read of The Lego Movie shows that it's quite anti-corporate and anti-capitalist.

The villain of the movie is an evil, money-and-power hungry tycoon and tyrant named President Business,

known later as Lord Business.

Shortly after The Lego Movie's release in 2014, figures from the political left, such

as documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, praised the film's anti-business sentiment, while

more conservative entities, such as the Fox Business Channel, decried it.

"Y'know, listen, Hollywood has its own agenda, and we're kinda used to this, but it feels,

it feels a little bit more threatening when they start to push this out to our kids."

Of course, can a movie that also serves as a highly effective feature-length commercial

for a toy line really be that anti-capitalism?

Pure imagination

At the end of the movie, it's revealed that the action up to that point took place within

the imagination of a Lego-loving little boy playing with a massive Lego collection owned

by his father, played by Will Ferrell, who also provides the voice of Lord Business.

So all of that world-building, world-mixing, and searching for the "piece of resistance"

didn't actually happen.

It was all just a figment of the kid's imagination, and a neat little parable about creativity,

trust, and believing in yourself.

But by the time the sequel-teasing ending rolls around, most kids have already forgotten

all that, if they got the message in the first place ...

"We're from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you."

"Oh man."

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How to tune ms41 ECUs (BMW m52/s52 engines): Ignition advance tuning - Duration: 15:21.

Welcome back to Sipa's garage.

This time we are going to check how to tune ignition advance on ms41.

But before we get to tuning, lets check some theory, so we understand better what is happening.

Here I have one picture that I found from internet to help out explaining this.

In this pic this TDC line in here means Top Dead Center.

And these lines represent the cylinder pressure in different crank angles.

This lowest line is just how the cylinder pressure looks like when the engine is not running.

So higher your compression ratio is, higher this curve would go.

And of course if you wouldn't have spark plug installed in the engine, this would be just flat.

But this is now example when the engine is not running.

In this next curve the ignition advance is too retarded.

This is because the fuel and air mixture takes up some time to ignite and expand from the explosion.

In the combustion chamber.

So it's not enough to ignite the mixture at TDC and we need to ignite it in advance to get this cylinder pressure spike higher.

So in this first curve the ignition point is too close to the TDC.

So the cylinder pressure spike is quite low and far away from the TDC point.

This means that we are losing some power to heat in exhaust.

So all the cylinder pressure that this could have been is lost as heat.

And that is something that we don't want.

When we have right amount of ignition advance this, cylinder pressure spike after TDC is much higher.

And it's much closer to TDC. Which means that more the energy is converted to motion. Not heat as previously.

Then if we advance the ignition more, we can get the cylinder pressure spike even higher.

After the TDC.

But then we can have some detonation and knock.

Which means that once the spark plug has ignited the mixture and starts burning.

And the rising pressure makes the mixture self ignite from the areas that the flame front hasn't yet reached.

And then when these pressure waves collide it will cause these pressure spikes inside the cylinder.

Which will eventually cause damage to the engine. Like blown head gaskets, broken ring lands etc.

So we don't want that.

The things that affect this is the compression ratio which makes the cylinder pressures higher and that makes the engine prone to detonate.

And that's why we can't use very high compression ratios.

But also there is other factors to this like intake air temps.

Air fuel ratio.

Engine RPM and so on.

And big thing that affects is the octane number in the gasoline.

So with 95 octane fuel we need to use smaller ignition advance than with 98 octane.

But then for example with e85 the octane number is something like 110 or 115. Which is much bigger than with regular pump gas.

So in practice it hardly ever detonates.

So we can use lot higher ignition advance than with 98 octane fuel.

And also higher compression ratios.

But of course what can happen when we make the ignition advance too high on e85 is that the highest cylinder pressure spike is before TDC.

Which will lower the power output.

And cause problems to the engine durability.

So with e85 we need to be careful not to put too much ignition advance because we can't hear it knocking.

In N/A engine that is not end of the world but in boosted engine it can quickly destroy whole engine if the pressure spike is before TDC.

Also e85 lot more prone to pre-ignite than regular fuel.

As you might know there is two types of knocking. Detonation which is caused by compression and e85 is immune to that.

But then there is pre-ignition which is caused by hot spots in the combustion chamber.

And the e85 is really easily pre-ignited by for example hot spark plugs.

And cause engine failures in that way.

But that is pre-ignition. Normally with pump gas you will get detonation.

But that is story for some other video.

But then how to optimize ignition advance.

From the factory these engines are quite well tuned for stock engine.

So for stock engine there is not much that can be gained by doing this.

But of course there is some safe margin that the engine will work even with some 90 octane gas from Russia.

So it will work just fine with that. And then here you can use 95 or 98 octane fuel.

So we can use more ignition advance with these better quality fuels.

So depending on your local fuel quality, there might be noticeable improvement for even stock engine.

And then if the engine has some mods, it may require more timing or less timing. Depending on how well it breathes.

So more mods you have in the engine. More you will get out of it doing some ignition advance optimization.

Then how you can optimize the ignition advance. Well normally you would do it in dyno.

You would test there which ignition advance gives most power without hearing any knock.

But with ms41 we don't need dyno or any equipment to hear the knocking.

To figure out the best ignition advance.

That's because the ms41 listens the if the engine knocks all the time and saves on memory if it has heard some knocking.

On the side of the block there is two knock sensors which are like microphones. And using those and complicated algorithms it can decide if the engine is knocking or not by listening to these spikes.

And if it hears some sings of knocking, it will drop the ignition advance to that RPM and Load.

So the ECU has internal map on how much it had to drop ignition advance for each point.

And now we can use these internal maps to tune our ignition map.

And I will now show how to use those knock adaptation maps for ignition tuning.

We will first go here to RR logger.

I will show the maps how they look like. Yes...

And this is how your knock adaptation maps should normally look like.

If you have stock engine in good working condition, these all should show zero or close to that.

There can be degree or half here and there.

And that's ok. it doesn't mean that the engine has or will knock during driving.

The knock detection is so sensitive that it will lower the advance before knocking occurs so it's ok to see some knock retard here.

And ignore my fuel adaptations. I have my fuel map tuning ongoing so these are not how they should normally look like.

But the knock adaptations are now zero, so we are good to start tuning.

But if you see large ares with several degrees of knock retard on stock (or close to) engine, there is something wrong in your engine.

So if you can see lot of knock retard here, fix the engine first. For example your MAF may be worn or..

Or it leans out because of some other reason..

So fix the engine before you start to tune it.

But these are ok and lets go to RomRaider Editor.

Like this. In here i have basic ignition map for ms41.0 b28 engine.

And then we can just select the whole map like this.

And lets raise the advance by one degree.

Save this and flash this to the ECU.

When it's done, lets go driving and use the engine on different loads and RPM.

Use different throttle positions, do WOT pulls and normal driving. Longer the drive and more different loads you can get it the better.

So that the ecu can adapt to all situations if needed.

So now when I have the new map in, lets go for drive and see the adaptations after that.

And now after driving a while I have here example on how the adaptation map may look.

So now we can see that there is some knock retard on low loads from 1700 to 2000 RPM.

So that one degree more advance was too much to this area.

But in the other areas there is potentially room to raise the advance more.

So according to this we can edit the ignition map...

Umm.. what was the load...

Low loads... So in practice this area had too much advance.

So we can try to lower the advance by half degree in this area.

And just small hint. There is not much use to raise the advance on these lower loads.

But then lets select the higher load areas and raise these by another degree.

Like that.

Save this and lets go for a drive again.

And see how the knock adaptation tables look like after that. Then we can do more changes.

And before we go for drive, we can make things faster by zeroing the previous adaptations.

We can choose reset engine control module.

Select yes, and from here you can reset the adaptations.

But of course if your fuel adaptations are off, there is no use of zeroing those. Just leave those untouched.

So clear knock adaptations and lets go for a drive.

And now after driving a while the adaptations look like this.

We still have something down here, but lets leave it like that.

Or maybe I back that one row to stock advance.

It should be ok like that.

And now on these higher loads we can now see some knock retard.

So we take this area here.

Which RPM range was that...

And from there we take 0,5 degrees off.

And where else.

Well little bit higher...

About here...

Half a degree from here also.

And then around 4500 RPM at higher loads.

Maybe this row here.

Then again here at higher RPM we can raise the advance.

Maybe by degree and here lower than 4000 too.

Like that. And then we can go for a drive again and see how that works.

The goal is to get the advances high as possible without seeing any knock retard.

And it's ready when you can't raise the advance without seeing knock retard.

And that was how the ignition advance can be tuned in ms41.

i'm sure that there may be some other ways but that was one of them.

Of course in addition to that base map we have others like advance map for idle.

And here this 15 degree advance is the normal idle area.

There is no use of tuning the ignition advance close to knocking limit. But rather so that the engine consumes as little fuel as possible.

To do that I have made logs at idle using different idle advances and put those on excel sheet.

And also put the average injector PW for each advance.

And i got curve which looks like this.

From where we can see that the engine consumes least amount of fuel at 16 degrees of advance at idle.

You could try even more advance but if that doesn't lower the consumption, there is no use to run on higher advance.

And then lastly if your engine runs for example on e85, you can't use the knock adaptation tables to tune the engine.

And you need to use dyno to define which ignition advance gives most power.

Here I have for example two dyno results which have 2 degrees difference in ignition advance.

This lower curve has more advance than the higher one. So in this case there is too much advance because power output starts to drop.

Especially at the top end.

And seeing this you could even try less advance if that would work better.

But yeah. That was how to tune ignition advance on ms41.

Next time maybe vanos tuning.

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Stay Seated in God's Supernatural Rest - Part 1 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR US

TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OUR BODIES.

YOUR BODY IS VERY IMPORTANT AND IF YOU WEAR OUT THE ONE YOU'VE

GOT YOU CAN'T GO SOMEWHERE AND BUY ANOTHER ONE.

SO YOU NEED TO INVEST IN YOURSELF AND TAKE GOOD CARE

OF YOURSELF.

SO MANY PEOPLE TODAY ARE SICK AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE THE

OPTION OF PRAYING AND ASKING GOD TO HEAL US BUT I DON'T THINK IT

DOES MUCH GOOD TO PRAY FOR HEALING IF WE'RE GONNA ABUSE

OURSELVES AT THE SAME TIME.

SO THIS IS JUST A LOVING ENCOURAGEMENT FOR YOU

TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

AND IF YOU'RE DOING THINGS THAT ARE HARMFUL TO YOUR OWN HEALTH,

NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP, EATING JUNK FOOD ALL THE TIME, NOT

RESTING, IT'S GOOD TO MAKE SOME SPIRIT-LED CHANGES SO WATCH

THIS TEACHING ON HEALING AND THEN LATER IN THE PROGRAM

I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD'S SUPERNATURAL REST.

JOYCE: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES THIS MORNING

ABOUT SICKNESS AND HEALING.

YOU KNOW, SADLY, A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE ARE NOT TAUGHT

THAT HEALING OF ALL KINDS IS PART OF THE ATONEMENT.

IT'S PART OF WHAT CHRIST DIED FOR US TO HAVE.

WHY WOULD HE WANT US TO BE SAVED AND FEEL BAD ALL THE TIME?

AND, YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG TIME I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I COULD ASK GOD

TO HEAL ME WHEN I WAS SICK.

MATTER OF FACT, SOMETIMES WE JUST KIND OF FALL IN LOVE WITH

OUR ILLNESSES AND WE CLAIM THEM AS OUR OWN, YOU KNOW.

MY ARTHRITIS, MY ACHING BACK, YOU KNOW, MY BLOOD PRESSURE,

MY THIS, AND MY THAT, AND MY SOMETHING ELSE.

AND YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS THAT GOD GETS

HEALING TO US TODAY AND, YOU KNOW, I THANK GOD FOR ALL THE

MEDICAL HELP THAT'S AVAILABLE BUT EVEN THAT I DON'T THINK

THAT CAN EVEN HELP US IF WE DON'T GO TO GOD FIRST.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO LET ME JUST, YOU KNOW, RESPECTFULLY SAY IF YOU'RE

TRUSTING THE DOCTOR AND YOU'RE LEAVING GOD OUT OF THE LOOP,

YEAH, HA, HA, YOU--YOU KNOW, WE NEED THE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS

TO HAVE THE WISDOM THAT ONLY GOD CAN GIVE THEM.

AND--BUT I DO THANK GOD FOR IT.

I AM GONNA PRAY FOR PEOPLE THIS MORNING THAT HAVE PAIN IN YOUR

BODY OR THAT ARE SICK BUT BEFORE I DO, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A

LITTLE MOTHERLY SPEECH, OKAY?

I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE MOST OF YOU, YOUR MOTHER

SO WE'LL JUST--I'M GONNA BE MOTHERLY THIS MORNING.

I WILL TALK TO YOU LIKE I WOULD MY KIDS.

YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

YOU NEED TO STOP STAYING UP ALL NIGHT

AND NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP.

YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SIX SODA POPS A DAY

AND DRINK MORE WATER, AMEN.

NEED TO STOP EATING SUGAR FOUR TIMES A DAY.

NEED TO STOP LIVING ON FAST FOOD THAT'S FULL OF CHEMICALS

AND GREASE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND YOU NEED TO DE-STRESS YOUR LIFE

AND CALM DOWN.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

JOYCE: NOW, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY TODAY WANTS A MIRACLE.

BUT TO GO WITH A MIRACLE, YOU NEED SOME WISDOM OR

YOU'LL LOSE THE MIRACLE YOU GOT AND GET ANOTHER PROBLEM.

AND MOST PEOPLE TODAY, MOST BEING I DON'T KNOW WHAT

PERCENTAGE THAT WOULD BE, BUT I THINK THERE'S MORE PEOPLE WHO

DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES THAN THOSE WHO DO.

AND WE MAKE ALL KINDS OF EXCUSES AND A LOT OF IT'S, "I'M BUSY,

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIX GOOD FOOD SO I JUST GRAB

WHATEVER'S ON THE RUN.

I CAN'T GET 7 OR 8 HOURS' SLEEP A NIGHT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME.

I'M TOO BUSY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXERCISE.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO REST.

I GOTTA KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING."

BUT DOING WHAT?

THERE'S NOT A PERSON IN THIS ROOM TODAY THAT COULDN'T GET

A FAIR MEASURE OF THE STRESS OUT OF YOUR LIFE JUST BY SIMPLY

WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING IT IS THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO DO

AND ELIMINATING THE ONES THAT AREN'T BEARING ANY GOOD FRUIT

IN YOUR LIFE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: LET ME SAY THIS LOVINGLY.

PEOPLE WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU IF YOU LET THEM.

AND YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONES THAT HAVE

TO PROTECT OUR OWN LIVES.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOU, WHO'S GOING TO?

I'LL SAY THAT AGAIN.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOU, WHO'S GOING TO?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I'VE DECIDED THAT "BUSY" IS THE NEW

FOUR-LETTER WORD.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "WELL, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN 6 MONTHS.

WHERE YOU BEEN?" "OH, I'M JUST BUSY.

JUST BUSY, JUST BUSY."

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

GOD DIDN'T CALL US TO BE BUSY, HE CALLED US TO BE FRUITFUL,

TO BEAR GOOD FRUIT.

AND TO PRUNE THINGS OUT OF OUR LIFE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, I HATE SICKNESS AND DISEASE

AND WHAT IT DOES TO PEOPLE.

I HATE IT.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU FEEL REALLY BAD, YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA PRAY.

AND I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE TIRED ALL THE TIME.

I THINK GOD CREATED US TO HAVE ENERGY BUT I CAN TELL YOU

IF YOU DON'T SLEEP AND YOU'RE CONSTANTLY PUTTING THE WRONG

KIND OF STUFF--WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR AUTOMOBILE IF YOU DIDN'T

PUT GOOD FUEL IN IT, AMEN?

IT'S ALL I CAN--I'M JUST BEING MOTHERLY THIS MORNING.

IF YOU DON'T--YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT,

STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS.

I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE, BUT, YOU KNOW.

YOU SAY, "WELL, WHAT'S THIS GOT TO DO WITH CHURCH?"

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IT'S GOT A WHOLE LOT

TO DO WITH CHURCH.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.

GOD LIVES IN YOU AND HE LIVES IN YOU SO HE CAN WORK THROUGH YOU

BUT IF YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO MOVE ALL THE TIME, AMEN, AND I'M

GONNA SAY THE REALLY DIRTY WORD RIGHT NOW: EXERCISE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: PEOPLE USED TO WORK HARD ENOUGH THEY DIDN'T HAVE

TO GO TRY TO EXERCISE.

BUT NOW, MAN, WE GOT IT MADE.

WE GOT ELEVATORS AND ESCALATORS AND AUTOMATIC DISHWASHERS AND

WE CRAB ABOUT PUSHING THE BUTTON AND HAVING TO UNLOAD IT.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: OKAY, SO YOU HEARD MY SPEECH.

NOW, HERE'S THE THING.

I BELIEVE THAT HEALING IS PART OF THE ATONEMENT.

THE BIBLE SAYS WE CAN PRAY THE PRAYER OF FAITH

AND THE SICK WILL BE HEALED.

BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT IT'S GONNA DO ME ANY GOOD

TO PRAY FOR EVERYBODY IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP

ABUSING YOURSELF.

ARE WE ALL TOGETHER ON THIS PAGE THIS MORNING?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: HAS ANYBODY BEEN EVEN A LITTLE BIT CONVICTED THAT

MAYBE YOU NEED TO MAKE A FEW CHANGES IN HOW YOU ARE?

WELL, GOOD, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

I RARELY EVER READ THIS SCRIPTURE 'CAUSE IT--PEOPLE WHO

DON'T REALLY KNOW THE WORD COULD GET A WRONG IDEA, BUT HERE GOES.

IN ACTS 3, VERSE 1: "NOW PETER AND JOHN WERE GOING UP TO THE

TEMPLE AT THE HOUR OF PRAYER, THE NINTH HOUR (3 O'CLOCK

IN THE AFTERNOON), [WHEN]

A CERTAIN MAN CRIPPLED FROM HIS BIRTH WAS BEING CARRIED ALONG,

WHO WAS LAID EACH DAY AT THE GATE OF THE TEMPLE [WHICH IS]

CALLED BEAUTIFUL, SO THAT HE MIGHT BEG FOR CHARITABLE GIFTS

FROM THOSE WHO ENTERED THE TEMPLE.

SO WHEN HE SAW PETER AND JOHN ABOUT TO GO INTO THE TEMPLE, HE

SAID WOULD YOU GIVE ME A GIFT."

AND NOW HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.

"AND PETER DIRECTED HIS GAZE INTENTLY AT HIM, AND SO

DID JOHN, AND SAID, LOOK AT US!" NOW, BASICALLY, WHAT HE'S

GETTING READY TO SAY IS, "WE'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED."

YOU KNOW, WHY YOU'VE GOT WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD IN YOU.

YOU HAVE GOD'S ANOINTING IN YOU AND YOU CAN PRAY FOR PEOPLE.

SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU'RE JUST LIKE...

YOU CAN PRAY FOR PEOPLE AND SEE THE SICK GET WELL.

NOW, I KNOW WE'RE AT A WHOLE NEW GATE FOR A LOT OF FOLKS

AND I UNDERSTAND THAT.

YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A LARGE DENOMINATION

FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE MIRACLE WORKING POWER

OF GOD.

I KNEW THAT GOD WAS POWERFUL BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WANTED

TO SHARE ANY OF IT WITH ME.

THESE GUYS WERE BORN AGAIN, THEY'D BEEN THERE

ON THE DAY OF PENTECOST WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT

WAS POURED OUT, AND NOW THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO STAND AND SAY,

"YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

LOOK AT ME."

YOU'RE STILL NOT WITH ME, ARE YOU?

OKAY.

IT'S NOT ANYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOURSELF.

IT'S WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT

HEALING AND, YOU KNOW, WHY WE PRAY FOR SOME PEOPLE AND THEY

GET HEALED AND WHY WE PRAY FOR OTHERS AND THEY DON'T AND--

BUT I DO BELIEVE PART OF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE

THING ABOUT HOW PEOPLE JUST DISRESPECT THEIR SELVES AND

THEIR LIVES AND THE WAY PEOPLE TREAT EACH OTHER TODAY

AND ALL THE STRESS THAT'S IN THE WORLD, AMEN?

AND THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER.

I MEAN, THERE'S REAL DISEASE.

I MEAN, THE DEVIL'S ALIVE AND WELL ON PLANET EARTH AND, YOU

KNOW, IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR, THEN YOU TRUST GOD

TO TAKE YOU THROUGH.

AND MIRACLES AND HEALINGS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY

GETS A MIRACLE IT'S, LIKE, WHOO!

BUT HEALINGS TAKE TIME AND I BELIEVE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO

COOPERATE WITH THOSE HEALINGS.

AND YOU KNOW, I'LL BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU.

YEARS AGO, I WAS ALMOST FINISHED FROM STRESS.

AND THREE TIMES, I MADE MYSELF SICK WORKING IN THE MINISTRY

BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD TO DO WHAT EVERYBODY WANTED ME TO DO.

I HAD TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY WANTED ME TO GO.

"WELL, JOYCE, GOD TOLD US YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COME DO

OUR CONFERENCE," SO I'D PLOD ON AND DO THE CONFERENCE.

AND FINALLY, I GOT SMART ENOUGH TO SAY,

"WELL, GOD DIDN'T TOLD ME.

AND IF HE DOESN'T TOLD ME THEN I'M NOT GOING."

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PULL THAT

"GOD TOLD ME" CARD.

SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER THAT JUST PUTS LIKE THIS,

"WELL, IF I DON'T DO IT, AM I GONNA BE MISSING GOD?"

SO ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, AFTER THREE GO-AROUNDS AT

GETTING SICK, I FINALLY WISED UP AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I ASKED GOD FOR HEALING AND I HAVE IT NOW BUT IT CAME OVER A

LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND MAKING A LOT OF CHANGES IN MY LIFE, AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I MUST BE DOING THIS FOR SOMEBODY 'CAUSE THIS

WAS NOT MY PLAN TO GET UP HERE AND GO THIS LONG, SO, AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND SO ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'M ASKING YOU

TO DO, I DO THEM.

I MAINTAIN A REGULAR BEDTIME, I GO TO BED EARLY, I GET UP EARLY.

I LOVE THAT QUIET TIME IN THE MORNING BEFORE

ANYBODY ELSE GETS UP.

SOME OF YOU SAY, "WELL, I JUST WISH THAT I HAD SOME QUIET BUT

I JUST, YOU KNOW, THERE'S JUST SO MUCH GOING ON IN MY HOUSE

I JUST CAN'T GET IT."

GET UP BEFORE THEY DO.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: BUT THEN THAT MEANS SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO GO

TO BED BEFORE THEY DO, AMEN?

SO I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN EXPERIENCE

THE HEALING POWER OF GOD IN YOUR LIFE AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE

PRAYED 1000 TIMES BEFORE, WE'RE GONNA PRAY TODAY AND WE'RE GONNA

BELIEVE GOD THAT EVERY DAY YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER

AND BETTER IN EVERY WAY, AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: HERE WE GO.

LET'S ALL STAND UP AND WE'RE GONNA PRAY.

"SO HE LOOKED AT PETER AND JOHN AND SAID,

WOULD YOU GIVE ME A GIFT?

AND THEY SAID, LOOK AT US!" AND THERE'S AN EXCLAMATION MARK

HERE SO I GUESS THEY YELLED, I DON'T KNOW.

"AND [THE MAN]

PAID ATTENTION TO THEM, EXPECTING THAT HE WAS GOING

TO GET SOMETHING FROM THEM.

BUT PETER SAID, SILVER AND GOLD (MONEY) I DO NOT HAVE; BUT WHAT

I DO HAVE, THAT I GIVE TO YOU: IN [THE USE OF]

THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH, WALK!"

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: ALL RIGHT, SO I LOVE THIS.

I MEAN, HE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY PRAY AND ASK GOD

TO DO SOMETHING.

HE COMMANDED HEALING TO COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE THERE'S HEALING IN THAT NAME.

THE NAME OF JESUS IS ABOVE EVERY OTHER NAME, THAT AT THE NAME

OF JESUS EVERY KNEE MUST BOW.

C'MON, I'M WARNING YOU TO GET AN ATTITUDE OF, "OKAY, I'M JUST

NOT GONNA LAY DOWN AND JUST PUT UP WITH THIS ANYMORE.

I'M GONNA PRESS IN LIKE THE WOMAN WHO HAD

THE ISSUE OF BLOOD.

I'M GONNA PRESS THROUGH THE CROWD AND I'M GONNA TOUCH THE

HEM OF HIS GARMENT AND TRUST HIM FOR HEALING AND WHOLENESS,"

AMEN?

FATHER, WE THANK YOU FOR WHAT JESUS DID FOR US ON THE CROSS.

AND THAT BY HIS STRIPES WE ARE HEALED AND MADE WHOLE.

HEALING IS IN US BECAUSE CHRIST IS IN US.

HEALING IS IN THE DEPTHS OF OUR SPIRIT.

AND LORD, EFFECTIVE TODAY, WE DECLARE WAR ON SICKNESS

AND DISEASE AND PAIN AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO JUST INVITE IT

AND PUT UP WITH IT AND LOVE IT AND CLAIM IT AND NAME IT.

WE'RE AT LEAST GONNA STAND WITH YOU AND SAY WE BELIEVE THAT YOU

ARE OUR HEALER AND WE THANK YOU FOR HEALING US AND FOR GIVING US

THE WISDOM TO VALUE WHAT YOU'VE CREATED AND TO TAKE CARE

OF OURSELVES.

AND SO IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH,

I SAY, "BE HEALED AND MADE WHOLE IN JESUS' NAME."

C'MON, GIVE GOD A BIG PRAISE.

WHOO, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING

JOYCE'S SUMMER MAKEOVER.

STAY TUNED THROUGHOUT THE MONTH OF AUGUST TO HELP YOU EMBRACE

YOUR SPIRITUAL TRANSFORMATION.

THE SUMMER MAKEOVER.

SIGN UP TODAY AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG AND KEEP WATCHING,

"ENJOYING EVERYDAY LIFE."

JOYCE: WELL, I'M GONNA DO A SERIES THIS WEEKEND

THAT WE'RE GONNA CALL, "SIT, STAND, WALK, AND RUN."

YOU SAY, "WELL, BOY, THAT'S AN ODD TITLE."

WELL, THE BIBLE SAYS WE'RE TO BE SEATED IN CHRIST.

WE'RE TO STAND STRONG IN GOD AND STAND AGAINST THE ENEMY.

WE'RE TO WALK WITH GOD, WALK IN LOVE, WALK AS CHRIST WALKED,

AND WE'RE TO RUN OUR RACE.

HOWEVER, I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THAT STANDING,

WALKING, AND RUNNING ALL HAVE TO BE DONE ONLY AFTER--

OR CAN BE DONE ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LEARNED HOW TO SIT.

BECAUSE SIT MEANS TO REST IN GOD.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE THAT WE CAN HAVE WHEN WE

CAN LEARN TO DO EVERYTHING WHILE WE'RE RESTING IN GOD, WHILE

WE'RE TRUSTING HIM, WHILE WE'RE NOT TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT

OURSELVES OR MAKE THINGS HAPPEN AHEAD OF GOD'S TIMING, AMEN?

DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS, TRYING

TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN AHEAD OF GOD'S TIMING?

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SAY, "LET'S ENJOY THE JOURNEY WHILE WE'RE ON

THE WAY TO WHERE WE'RE GOING."

ENJOY WHERE YOU'RE AT ON THE WAY TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I DIDN'T DO THAT FOR A LOT

OF THE YEARS OF MY LIFE.

I WANTED MY MINISTRY TO GROW SO BAD THAT I WAS JUST MISERABLE

ALL THE TIME, TRYING TO MAKE IT GROW AND I REALLY DIDN'T ENJOY

WHERE I WAS AT.

WELL, I'VE LEARNED NOW HOW TO ENJOY IT.

RESTING IN GOD IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WE

CAN LEARN HOW TO DO BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA ENJOY ANYTHING,

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, IF WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ENTER GOD'S REST.

AND IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOU GET OUT AND

IT'S VERY EASY TO GET BACK IN.

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ARE YOU OUT; ARE YOU IN;

IF YOU'RE OUT, GET BACK IN; IF YOU'RE IN, STAY THERE.

BECAUSE WE NEED TO BE IN THE REST OF GOD.

NOW, JUST A FEW SCRIPTURES FIRST TO LAY A FOUNDATION HERE.

FIRST OF ALL, EPHESIANS 1:19 THROUGH 21.

THIS WAS ACTUALLY A MESSAGE THAT GOD GAVE ME PROBABLY, I DON'T

KNOW, 10, 15 YEARS AGO AND IT CAME ABOUT AS A RESULT OF ME

BEGINNING TO NOTICE THAT MOST OF THE PLACES WHERE JESUS IS TALKED

ABOUT IN THE BIBLE AFTER HIS DEATH AND RESURRECTION IT ALWAYS

DEPICTS HIM AS SEATED AND MAKES A PRETTY GOOD POINT OUT OF THAT.

AND IN EPHESIANS 1:19, IT SAYS: "[SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW

AND UNDERSTAND]

WHAT IS THE IMMEASURABLE AND UNLIMITED AND SURPASSING

GREATNESS OF HIS POWER IN AND FOR US WHO BELIEVE,

AS DEMONSTRATED IN THE WORKING OF HIS MIGHTY STRENGTH, WHICH HE

EXERTED IN CHRIST WHEN HE RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD AND SEATED

HIM AT HIS [OWN] RIGHT HAND IN THE HEAVENLY [PLACES]"

HE SEATED HIM.

NOW, YOU KNOW, WE CAN--THIS IS ONE OF THE WAYS WHERE WE CAN

READ THE BIBLE FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND NEVER EVEN

NOTICE SOME LITTLE THING LIKE THAT, THAT HE WAS SEATED.

LET'S LOOK AT HEBREWS 1:3.

NOW, THIS IS A LITTLE BIT LONG IN THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE BUT

IT'S GOOD SO WE'LL JUST READ IT.

"HE IS THE SOLE EXPRESSION," HE BEING CHRIST, "OF THE GLORY

OF GOD [THE LIGHT-BEING, THE OUT-RAYING OR THE RADIANCE

OF THE DIVINE], AND HE IS THE PERFECT IMPRINT

AND THE VERY IMAGE OF [GOD'S] NATURE, UPHOLDING

AND MAINTAINING AND GUIDING, PROPELLING THE UNIVERSE

BY HIS MIGHTY WORD OF POWER."

WELL, THAT'D PREACH RIGHT THERE BUT WE'RE NOT AFTER THAT PART

SO WE'LL GO ON.

"WHEN HE HAD--" NOW THIS IS WHAT WE WANNA SEE.

"WHEN HE HAD BY OFFERING HIMSELF ACCOMPLISHED OUR CLEANSING

OF SINS AND THE RIDDANCE OF OUR GUILT, HE SAT DOWN

AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE DIVINE MAJESTY ON GOD."

EVERYBODY SAY, "HE SAT DOWN."

AND THEN IN VERSE 13, IT SAYS: "BESIDES, TO WHICH OF THE ANGELS

HAS HE EVER SAID, SIT AT MY RIGHT HAND [ASSOCIATE

WITH ME IN MY ROYAL DIGNITY]

'TIL I MAKE YOUR ENEMIES A FOOTSTOOL FOR YOUR FEET?"

SO AM I UNDERSTANDING THIS RIGHT THAT JESUS DID EVERYTHING THAT

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO, THEN HE WENT AND HE JUST SAT DOWN

AND HE'S NOW WAITING FOR GOD TO DO WHAT ONLY GOD CAN DO,

WHICH IS PUT SATAN IN HIS FINAL PLACE OF DEFEAT.

SO WHAT WE NEED TO LEARN IS TO DO--THE BIBLE SAYS, "DO ALL THE

CRISIS DEMANDS AND THEN STAND FIRMLY IN YOUR PLACE."

IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT EVERYTHING

WE DO MUST BE DONE FROM A PLACE OF REST.

NOW, I'M SITTING HERE PHYSICALLY BUT THE REST THAT WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT, IF YOU STUDY IT IN THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE,

IT'S NOT A REST FROM WORK.

IT'S A REST IN WORK.

IT'S RESTING WHILE WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING THAT WE'RE DOING.

YOU CAN PARENT YOUR CHILDREN WHILE SPIRITUALLY SEATED.

YOU CAN PASTOR A CHURCH WHILE SPIRITUALLY SEATED.

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, BUT IT MEANS

THAT YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE BURDEN OF IT.

YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CARE OF IT.

YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU CAN DO, WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU THE GRACE

TO DO, AND YOU'RE DOING IT CONSTANTLY WITH HIS HELP

BUT THE PART YOU CAN'T DO, YOU DON'T GET UPSET ABOUT.

YOU LEAVE THAT IN GOD'S HANDS AND IN GOD'S TIMING.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I WANNA ENJOY MY LIFE.

IS ANYBODY HERE WANT TO ENJOY LIFE?

WELL, DO YOU KNOW SOMETIMES, NOW BE HONEST,

SOMETIMES IN THE PURSUIT OF OUR DREAMS WE GET SO DRIVEN ABOUT

GETTING WHAT WE THINK WE WANT THAT WE DON'T REALLY ENJOY

THE LIFE THAT WE HAVE NOW, AMEN?

LET ME JUST SAY IT AGAIN.

SOMETIMES, IN PURSUIT OF OUR DREAMS, WE GET SO DRIVEN TO GET

THIS THING WE WANT THAT WE DON'T ENJOY WHAT WE HAVE RIGHT NOW.

AND I'VE MADE THAT MISTAKE AND SO PART OF MY WHOLE MINISTRY IS

TO TAKE THE MISTAKES THAT I'VE HAD AND THE VICTORIES I'VE HAD

AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE NOT TO MAKE SO MANY TURNS AROUND THE

MOUNTAIN BUT TO MAYBE GET THERE A LITTLE BIT EASIER AND ENJOY

YOUR LIFE A LOT MORE.

YOU SEE, I BELIEVE AND I CAN PROVE THIS SCRIPTURALLY, I THINK

THAT IT IS TRAGIC FOR JESUS TO HAVE DONE WHAT HE DID, SUFFER

LIKE HE DID, PAY THE PRICE FOR OUR SINS, WANTS US TO ENJOY

OUR LIFE, JOHN 10:10: "THE THIEF COMES TO KILL,

STEAL, AND DESTROY.

JESUS SAID, 'I CAME THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE

AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.'" GOOD NEWS: GOD WANTS YOU

TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU LIVE ON VACATION BUT IT DOES MEAN

THAT YOU CAN LIVE WITH YOUR SOUL ON VACATION.

IT DOES MEAN THAT YOUR INNER MAN CAN ALWAYS BE HAVING A VACATION,

NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAPPEN TO BE DOING ON THE OUTSIDE.

C'MON, SOMEBODY GIVE GOD PRAISE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: ALL RIGHT, MIKE'S GONNA COME AND HELP ME

AND I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING IT FOR YOU MYSELF BUT I THOUGHT, "NAH,

I'LL TAKE IT EASY TONIGHT."

OKAY, MIKE, BE A BABY.

NOW, SEE, WE ALL START OUT-- YOU KNOW, BABIES,

WE JUST THINK THAT'S CUTE.

I MEAN, I GOT A LITTLE BABY GRANDSON NOW AND HE'S JUST,

LIKE, OOH-HOO.

WELL, WE ALL START OUT AS BABY CHRISTIANS.

WE'RE JUST NOT SUPPOSED TO END UP WHERE WE START OUT, AMEN?

AND SO THE NEXT THING THAT A BABY LEARNS TO DO, NOW, OF

COURSE, THEY CRAWL AND THEY TURN OVER AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

BUT THE NEXT REALLY MAJOR THING THEY LEARN TO DO

IS THEY LEARN HOW TO SIT.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: OKAY, NOW, FINALLY, AND YOU KNOW, IT EVEN TAKES

A WHILE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT RIGHT 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, YOU'RE,

LIKE, FALLING OVER AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOTTA CATCH

YOURSELF AND THEN THEY'LL FALL ALL THE WAY OVER AND, YOU KNOW,

C'MON, MIKE, JUST FALL ALL THE WAY OVER THERE, YEAH.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MOM AND, IN THIS CASE,

FATHER GOD WILL COME ALONG AND SAY, "C'MON, SWEETHEART,

YOU CAN GET BACK UP," AND THEY GET 'EM BACK UP.

BUT EVERYTHING IS SITTING, YOU KNOW?

AND SO THEN, EVENTUALLY, THEY LEARN HOW TO STAND AND, BOY,

THAT IS BIG AND THAT'S REALLY WOBBLY FOR A LONG TIME,

LIKE, YOU KNOW, WOBBLE, BROTHER.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THEY FALL DOWN, THEY GET UP,

THEY FALL DOWN, THEY GET UP.

AND THEN THEY FINALLY START LEARNING HOW TO WALK BUT IT'S

JUST ONE LITTLE TINY, TINY STEP.

LOTS OF FALLING IN ALL THIS, SEE, BUT IT--WELL, I'LL GO AHEAD

AND SHOW YOU TONIGHT BUT I'LL GET INTO THIS MORE TOMORROW.

FALL DOWN, MIKE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: OKAY, NOW, NOW LOOK, BUT GOD'S GOT A PLAN.

WHEN YOU FALL DOWN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO BACK TO SITTING,

GET BACK UP AGAIN, AND START TRYING TO WALK SOME MORE, AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THANKS, MIKE.

BUT THE KEY IS, IS THAT EVERY TIME YOU FALL OR MAKE

A MISTAKE--WHEN A BABY FALLS THEY DON'T JUST LAY THERE

AND CRY FOR WEEKS.

IT DOESN'T TAKE A TRUCKLOADFUL OF OTHER BABIES TO COME IN,

ENCOURAGE THEM THAT THEY CAN GET BACK UP, C'MON.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: THEY GO BACK TO SITTING.

AND SEE, WHAT GOD WANTS US TO DO EVERY TIME WE FAIL

OR MAKE A MISTAKE IS GO BACK TO BEING SEATED IN HIM,

ENTERING HIS REST.

THAT BUILDS US UP, THAT ENCOURAGES US,

AND THEN WE STAND BACK UP AGAIN.

WE STAND STRONG IN GOD.

WE STAND AGAINST THE ENEMY.

THEN WE GET BACK TO OUR WALK WITH GOD AND THEN EVENTUALLY

WE CAN RUN OUR RACE.

C'MON, SOMEBODY GIVE GOD A LITTLE BIT OF PRAISE.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, AS A CHILD OF GOD, WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY

TO ENTER HIS SUPERNATURAL REST AND TO LIVE OUR LIVES THERE.

WHEN WE RELY ON HIS LEADERSHIP AND STRENGTH, WE CAN HAVE PEACE

OF MIND AND WE CAN ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING THAT WE NEED TO DO.

TODAY, I'M OFFERING A SERIES CALLED, "SIT, STAND, WALK,

AND RUN."

IT'S 4 HOURS OF TEACHING.

AND YOU MIGHT THINK, "WELL, WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT MEAN?"

WELL, I BELIEVE WE'VE ALL GOT A RACE TO RUN AND WE WANNA WALK

STRONG WITH GOD.

AND IN ORDER TO DO THAT, WE NEED TO FIRST LEARN HOW TO STAY

SEATED WITH CHRIST WHICH MEANS TO ENTER HIS REST AND THEN

HOW TO DO ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT HE WANTS US TO DO.

SO TODAY, WE'RE OFFERING YOU THIS TEACHING FOR YOUR GIFT

TO THE MINISTRY OF ANY AMOUNT.

THIS IS AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO SEND THE BEST GIFT

THAT YOU CAN SEND AND IF YOU CAN'T--IF YOU CAN'T SEND AS MUCH

THEN DO WHAT YOU CAN AND IF YOU CAN SEND MORE, THEN MAYBE YOUR

GIFT CAN MAKE UP FOR SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T SEND AS MUCH.

THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO RECEIVE SOME TEACHING

AND ALSO BE A GREAT BLESSING TO THE MINISTRY.

THIS CD SERIES WILL MAKE A GREAT GIFT ALSO FOR YOUR FAMILY

AND FRIENDS.

IT'S SO MUCH GOOD TEACHING: 4 HOURS OF TEACHING.

SO ALWAYS INVEST IN THE WORD OF GOD BECAUSE

IT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT YOU CAN INVEST INTO.

THANK YOU.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: IN HER SERIES CALLED, "SIT, STAND, WALK, RUN,"

IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GROW DEEPER IN YOUR WALK WITH GOD, MAKE THIS

FOUR-PART CD SERIES A MUST-HAVE FOR YOUR PERSONAL LIBRARY.

THIS FOUR-PART AUDIO SERIES, "SIT, STAND, WALK, RUN,"

IS AVAILABLE FOR A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT.

CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER...

ANNOUNCER: THANK YOU, FRIENDS AND PARTNERS.

TOGETHER WE'RE SHARING THE LOVE OF CHRIST AROUND THE WORLD.

TO FIND OUT MORE, PLEASE CONTACT US OR VISIT US ONLINE

AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG.

JOIN US IN PARTNERSHIP AS WE SHARE THE LOVE OF CHRIST

AROUND THE GLOBE.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: THE PRECEDING WAS PAID FOR BY THE FRIENDS

AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

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The same are different | Short football movie HD - Duration: 15:59.

Halo

Yes

On the playground

Good

Here I am in 5 minutes

goodbye

o fuck

It's 12 o'clock

Hi I am Mateo

Leon

You're going to football

let's

Halo

Halo

Where are you horses

Here I go home

Come on, play football

I can be there for 10 minutes there

Bye

Let's see, hurry up

Where are you bro

We're out of football

Let's go football

Give me a ball

move away

But come on

I'm just fine to get away

And a fucking ice,move away

Leon

Where are you from?

Where you are forgiven because of that

It's nothing

What about Dinamo?

Everything is coming back here

How much we have not seen

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You want us to continue training together?

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Hi everyone it's Fab de YouTube for a first video on this channel!

So my name is Fabian, I have 11 years old and I'm French.

On this channel I will make videos Clash Royale.

I have a YouTube channel in French where I do podcasts.

My Twitter is in the description.

Sorry if I speak not very well I'm French.

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Trans 101: Ep 21 - Stand to Pee Devices [CC] - Duration: 6:33.

[Intro Music]

Chase: Hi, and welcome to another episode for the Trans 101 series.

Today I'm going to be talking about stand-to-pee devices or most commonly known as STPs.

If you're looking for a video about packers for youth or for adults

Please take a look at the two previous videos in this playlist. Why do people need STPs?

Well, there are a lot of people in this community who would like to pee standing up.

And it is very hard to do that because the anatomy that we have

Doesn't really allow for that for most people. So in this video

I'm going to show you a bunch of different types of STP devices that you can use.

Please be advised that this video will show prosthetics that resemble penises.

So the first one I want to show you is The Travel Mate.

This is a medicine spoon, okay, basically because they don't even make this anymore.

This is -- I'm so old they don't make this online anymore. And if they do, please let me know.

Uh, but this is basically a medicine spoon which you can just get at a pharmacy.

This is the cheapest STP that you can get yourself.

This is very easy and very simple. What you do is you stand up, and you just cup this under your anatomy

And you just pee. Also, be advised that with all these STPs. You're not going to pee standing up the first time.

It's not going to work, and if it does you're amazing. Usually you do cause some accidents.

So, don't go outside the first time you have your STP. Please try and practice at home first and practice in the shower.

This is The Go Girl.

This is most commonly used for women to go camping and to be able to pee standing up.

Or that's what it says on the packaging.

Uh, they all have the same thing. A cup that you can put under in order for you to pee.

The name isn't the best, the Go Girl, but some people have really liked this

Because it does have a lip and this is like a no-spill lip. So even if you're standing up

And you're peeing and you're doing it really quickly and the urine kind of goes up you have a like a no spill-lip over here.

So it's not actually going to spill everywhere. It's going to stay within the little cup.

This is The Mr. Fenis.

This company also has another one called The Fenis. The only difference is that

The Mr. Fenis has a head to mimic the shape of a penis.

The only problem with this is that this is a little bit flimsy, okay?

And it doesn't have a lip over here to catch the urine in case of over spilling that might happen.

So you just have to pee a little bit slower than you normally would.

The stream is pretty good though, because the hole in the front is good and the funnel is very big inside

And what's really great about this is that you can just roll this up and you can put it in your pocket.

Or if you're going camping you can just stick this in your bag and it really doesn't take up that much space

Almost all of these products have been reviewed and I will put the links in the description below.

Now, from Number One Laboratory this is the Number One STP.

This is a little bit smaller than the other ones, and it has a pretty small cup over here

But it does fit very comfortably under you, but you just have to pee a little bit slower

So if you're peeing, just stop and pee and just stop. And the hole is just a little bit bigger.

The same company also makes The Model D Sport STP.

It is over here. Um, just to give you a little look at what it looks like.

This really -- this looks like a cup that just kind of goes on to you. It's very very cup-y. [Laughter]

Now, for the ones that you can use as a stand-to-pee device and as a packer so then you can have a bulge in your pants

And you can just be out in public, and it's still in your pants and you're able to pee from it.

This is a product from Peecock. This is The Gen 3S the Generation 3.

Um, this is a prosthetic where you can put it in your pants and you can pack with it.

It does add a very big bulge, but some people like that.

But it does also act as an STP. This company has just released a new one called Gen X.

Alright that one will be reviewed soon by me.

But just letting you know that they do have a different version, and it is a very good stand-to-pee device.

So be sure to take a look at that, but this has been a fan favorite.

Honestly people have been loving the peacock for years, um, because the funnel is pretty good.

I think that it's still a little bit too flimsy over here.

But it is very comfortable to pee with and the pee doesn't kind of leak because it's so big.

And the funnel is pretty big inside too, but as with all STPs do it at home first before you go outside.

This is the Sleek by Freetom.

Alright, this is what it looks like. It has a very big cup over here, and they have a new urethra

Where you don't actually see the urethra, you have to press it in order to be able to see it.

And now I'm going to show you my two favorite ones, the first one is the Jimmy STP.

This one is very good for packing. It looks very big on the website, but in person is actually pretty small.

Which is really great for your-- for your-- for your body.

Um, so you're going to put this in your underwear and it does, um, pack very well.

The only issue is that it does kind of make a little bit of a noise because of the cup.

But I will say that this is one of the biggest cups that I've seen and

You can pee as fast as you want in this and it will go because the hole is pretty big.

So this is the Jimmy STP, and it is very good.

I do have it in a different color. So if you are looking for a darker skin tone

I want to show you what it looks like. So it does have a lot of detail, alright.

And you're able to.

There you go.

So, I just want to show you a little bit of the detail of the one with the darker skin tone.

It actually I'll just let you know my light is very bright.

This is actually darker in real life than you see on the camera, just letting you know.

And finally the other favorite that I have is the EZP by Transthetics.

This is very good. You would put it in your pants. The only issue is

That is just a little bit hard, and it doesn't pack like all the other packers where it goes down.

You can't pack this down you have to pack it up, but in terms of

Uh, an STP it is very good. It does have a lip over here, so the urine doesn't overflow.

And it is pretty big they do recommend though that if you are going to pee, stop then pee and stop and then pee again.

So this is the normal size. There's also a junior version that looks like this, so it is a little bit smaller.

I've talked about this one in my packing for youth video that you can check out when two videos before this one.

So those are not all the STPs that are out in the market, but those are the ones that I have

And I wanted to show you. If you're looking for some packing underwear you can take a

Look at the video that I posted before this one where I talked about

Packing and I show different types of underwear that you can use in order to use these prosthetics.

I will say that Rodeo has one type of STP underwear and it is perfect for The Jimmy STP.

All the other STPs that I have it doesn't really quite work with it

But I will say that The Jimmy STP is very very good with The Rodeo

STP

Harness packing boxers.

So I just want to say again that these really help people who have bottom dysphoria

Because they are able to stand up and urinate.

This is something that a lot of people long for in this community and finding a good STP is very hard.

I have tried so many, as you can see, in the past.

I have even made my own and nothing has ever worked until I found The EZP and then until I found The Jimmy STP

Which has become one of my favorites now. If I forgot anything I will put it in the link of the description below.

Thank you so much for joining me and if you have any questions, please let me know.

I'll see you for the next episode. Have a great day.

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Live Today With Passion - Brendon Burchard: "Have you ever heard that advice to take risks but you felt like well I don't

want to take risks no one likes risk right no one wants to say when they wake

up in the morning I'm going to take tons of risks today usually risk brings about

fear we're worried that if we take a risk we'll fail

other people will judge us we'll look stupid we'll feel uncertain or unsure of

ourselves and nobody likes those feelings are those outcomes so as much

as people say take risks it's easy for us to say mom not into that but we also

know intellectually that we can't grow unless we take more risks that your next

level of success that leap from this level to that level there's going to be

risk there you know it's from here to there and there's that gap in between

you don't know is you take that leap if you're going to do well that's the risk

you might fall you might fail you might not do well but if you're not making

those leaps and taking those steps you'll always be stuck where you were

yesterday and to grow we've got to have a lot of courage to jump in those risks

new businesses start out small and so you know it would it would be very easy

for say the person who runs our us books category to say why are we doing these

experiments with things I mean you know that generated you know a tiny bit of

revenue last year why don't we instead focus those

resources and that you know that all that brainpower on this on the books

category where we which is a big business for us and instead that that

would be a natural thing to have happen but instead inside Amazon you know when

a new business you know reaches some small milestone of sales email messages

go around and everybody is you know giving virtual high-fives for reaching

that milestone and I think it's because we know from our past experiences that

big things start small you know the biggest oak starts from an acorn and

you've got to recognize you want to do anything new you've got to be willing to

let that acorn grow into a little sapling and then finally into a small

tree and maybe one day it'll be a big business on its own

another guy interviews man named Kyle bass Kyle bastard thirty million dollars

gathered money together a lot of money but other people's money turn in a two

billion in the middle of the subprime crisis that's a whole theory or a big

return it's laid out of two years right oh my god like how did you do this mark

it's a separate book you even they open up the chapter and some of the most

historic books written recently on the gentleman who wrote Flyboys also read

one of the books in spark that I'll talk about Kyle Bauhaus doing this that's

incredible piece it's like it's like being there with him but the way he did

it was he risk six cents to make a dollar and just leverage that up so he

could be wrong how many times and still breakeven 15 hippy wrong 15 times and

make money so what he's also smart as hell he looked at things he evaluate

because more detail that I explained the book but the core they all have in

common is they risk valuable treasure I want to make whatever I'm doing harder I

know that sounds weird I'm like how could I make my job more difficult

because in the taking that risk to make it more difficult I'll grow I'll give

you guys an example last weekend I had the blessing to keynote a conference in

New Orleans some of you all were there it was at the Superdome in New Orleans

which holds like a hundred thousand people but they kind of spiced it in

half with a curtain and they had twenty thirty thousand people in the audience

it's sort of the beachbody convention and it was a blast now I could get up

and talk to 20,000 people pretty regularly in my life I'm doing it again

next weekend it's what I do is a motivational speaker right I'm used to

doing that but I could just go on stage do my thing and get off and that

wouldn't be serving the audience as much and so I asked my question myself how

can I make this presentation even harder on me so that I can grow so I text two

of my friends who happen to be in that organization Tony Horton many of you

guys know he is kind of a founder of and trainer for p90x and chalene johnson who

does piyo and i text them both I said what's your hardest exercise move that

people usually can't get because both those people going to be the conference

and this was a lot of their superfans so I was like

led to go so Tony told me he's like the donkey kick is the hardest one

the donkey kick is basically you do a handstand you kick your legs out you

land back plank position you're right you're on your leg through like

threading the needle in yoga and then you return and you do a burping okay and

chalene said well the hardest one is like which calls the piyo flip which is

like imagine doing a bridge right but then going to kind of one arm and

because like you're doing a bridge this way and one arm goes that way I mean

it's not easy so I decided in front of 20,000 people

to do those two moves back-to-back in a suit so imagine doing a handstand in a

suit kicking your legs out threading the needle then flipping over doing a full

extended bridge not easy but I did it because it would be hard

does that make sense part of the reason I got better as a speaker is because I

was pushing myself pushing myself I mean I used to be it's very comforting and

easy to give a big speech and you know have a transcript or all these notes to

read from but I said one day I'm going to be able to get up on stage and give a

speech with no notes whatsoever now that's hard that's not comforting it's

not easy but it's by putting challenges in front of ourselves that we grow and

that's part of taking risks you know I always say to people look if the only

challenges you're dealing with in life right now are the ones that life's dealt

you then you're not living a fully conscious life yet and what I mean by

that is you're living a life of a reaction if you're not moving and put if

you're not moving towards harder and more difficult goals if you're not

giving yourself challenges if you're not taking risks consciously then you're

just reacting to the world you're not growing and so challenge yourself the

next time you're going to go do something your art your career put

yourself out there try something make that sales call how could you challenge

yourself to make that process even harder so you get better

you got to become a risk taker right there done this job said if you're not

willing to risk you can't grow and if you can't grow you can't become your bed

and if you can't become your best you can't be happy and if you can't be happy

then what else is there you know what I saw dr. Norman Vincent Peale 23 years

ago but for thirteen years I wouldn't take the chance for thirteen years I was

living in my comfort zone for 13 years I kept saying less fun you can't do that

Les Brown you can't have that kind of audience left round you don't have the

oratorical skills you don't have the knowledge you don't have the money I

kept saying I can't do that there's an old African proverb that says if there's

no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm

Bishop talks about the enemy in me if there's no enemy within how many of you

know that you've been your own worst enemy raise your hands so you've got to

be willing to get outside your comfort zone and no one could have told me that

the willingness to get outside of my comfort zone the willingness to fail the

willingness to try to experiment the willingness to take some chances the

willingness to do something I've never done that in the last 12 years but 13

years I didn't do it I convinced himself I couldn't do it then the last 12 years

I've earned in excess of 14 million dollars let me tell you 14 million

dollars a good garden and I helped the halt and you can make it through a

winner and Birmingham Alabama do you hear me

no one could have told me I have two books live your dream and it's not over

until you win no one could have told me born in an abandoned building on a floor

labeled educable mentally retarded no college training no one could have told

me I would have produce five specials for public television then I have had

three years ago the highest-rated fastest cancelled talk show in the

history of television because I wouldn't do those conflict and controversy shows

no one could have told me I had no idea that I can do what I'm doing right now

let me tell you what I know about you and I don't to know you

you got greatness within you wanna dr. house dr. King's mentors dr. Howard

Thurman said something one night I was reading and I couldn't sleep

he said the ideal situation for a man a woman to die if they have family members

standing around their bed praying with him as they cross over he said but

imagine if you will being on your deathbed and standing around you all the

ideas the dreams that have been given to you by life the talents the gifts that

you've never nurtured that you never develop the skills that you never did

anything with standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes

saying we came to you only you could have given us life and now we must die

with you forever and the question is if you died now what dreams what I did what

talents what abilities what skills what books

what sermons what seminars what businesses will die with you Myles

Munroe said the wealthiest place on the planet is not in the 40 where they have

oil in the ground it's not in South Africa where they have diamond mines is

that the wealthiest place on the planet is Cemetery

because there you find dreams not pursued books never written songs never

song sermons never delivered businesses never arrested tell us never nurtured

you never develop you survive one out of forty million sperm you were born to win

God wants you to be rich and wealthy and successful and to live the abundant life

you must affirm that for yourself every day so you look at yourself and you look

at your life and you look at your circumstances as you work on your goals

and your dreams here are some things I want to give you write this down hold

yourself to high standards see what if Bishop TD jakes had decided when he

first received the idea of the manpower conference that it could not be

what if utilize allowed that idea to die we would not be here see many of you

here you are pregnant with some ideas I'm telling you what I know I will leave

here this afternoon tonight in one hour doing what I'm doing down one hour earn

in excess of 150 thousand dollars I had no idea that I had the capacity to do

what I'm doing right now you've got genius of you you made and unlock this

an image of God you've got greatness in you you have some special stuff in you

you showed up with you so as you look at your life and you decide to become a

risk taker and make it okay to failed experiment trial and error repeat after

me please no tip no testimony you're going to face

some hard times what's the first thing they say when you get on an airplane

before they take off fasten your seatbelt why because you

will experience some turbulence before you reach a comfortable altitude

life was testing me when the man looked at me and said you have prostate cancer

you're too is too large to have the surgery we're going to give you

radiation seed implant the most anybody has ever gotten was 90 they gave me 238

I went back three weeks ago they checked my PSA level which indicates the

presence of cancer your prostate area one to four is normal beyond that is

that you have cancer and it's spreading when I first went a year ago it was six

point one when I went three weeks ago at Howard University Hospital they gave me

an MRI it was ten point five the guy said I'm sorry to tell you this and so

what do you mean you're in the same situation that you were in when I when

you came here here's something I heard at Christ Universal Temple Church at a

new restaurant Bishop TD jakes was praying for a lady

in a wheelchair and it's on how things come to you when he finished praying for

the lady I'm sure there were some questions were asked that weren't verbal

that if the prayer work why did she get up and walk and what he said as he is

walking away healing takes first place first he said healing takes place first

in the spirit

it is not about with numbers it did not about their diagnosis just not according

to appearances you must have a face the call for those things that be not as

though they were know do you really believe it's one thing to believe when

you got money in your pocket it's one thing to believe when your marriage is

working out and you got your help and your children acting like they got good

sense oh it's good so all the Lord is blessing it it's easy to believe then

awful when you get that diagnosis they you and will be hello when you lose your

job when someone you thought you'll be with for the rest of your life say no we

can't do this no more that's when you have to stand that's when you have to

begin to live this faith and that's not on you that's when you've got to call on

something how do you let that mind being you you got to be out of your mind to

believe in spite of these numbers you can still make it in spite of the pain

you feeling you can still come back again you got to be out of your mind

that's right I'm in that Christ mind I believe it and not when things are just

favourable not fair whether faith and you've got to believe that when you're

going out here with your ideas with your products with your services and part of

being successful is you've got to hold yourself to high standards I use Bishop

Jake's as a model his people take care of you he sparrow hold yourself to high

standards whatever you do there's no saying do not go where the path may lead

but go where there's no path and leave a trail

three people with respect three thin the way that you want to be treated Tony

who's with me who's been assigned to me courteous respectful call several times

is there anything I can do for you can I help you out as first-class service if

you decide to provide first-class service

Johnny's just a book called making against the offs he said there's no

defense against an excellence that meets the pressing public needs when I decided

to become involved in the motivational industry I didn't have the money of a

doctor's Norman Vincent Peale of Zig Ziglar of Tony Robbins and all the other

Giants out there I had to gift of gab so what I did was I trained myself I

discipline myself to read three to four books a week

first I sought out a month not increasing with a reading system that I

have mr. Washington mr. Brown yes sir do you want to make it yes sir first you've

got to develop your mind young man because you don't get in life what you

want you get in life what you are next you've got to develop your communication

skills once you open your mouth you tell the

world who you are they said about Jesus who obviously was an effective

communicator never Becca man the reason that you're here is because no one can

milk scripture and deliver a summon that can transform your life and have you

jumping up and down like you crazy like TD James I'm home one day looking at

this video my daughter gave me call he called me son

let me tell you something by the end of that video and I've never seen my father

when that video got to the end I was going to the television saying daddy

daddy come by day I push reverse it back it up a dead baby now you take it so he

just probably died of a bad movie all by myself I look around see me device TV

that make crafted that message you happy I'll cry like about a funeral I will bye

daddy

see I forgive you hear me that's a give you your people uses word

a non Edition only place I've ever seen an applicable is with his kings that's

closing hoping to tell you I think I'm a good speaker but this is this a bad what

we got over here words cannot encompass the symbolism of

what we have the chance to see effort here and yes he's down to earth I mean

down to earth where all these little 20 outfits he has I mean it not be happy

and let me tell you what my daughter said to me my daughter my oldest

daughter is on his advanced speed she said you know what I was listening to

Dion last night and I think I'm going to call on Bishop Jake's daddy - I said I

wish you would I beg you I will throw you out here right now and break his

legs how about calling him daddy now here's I want you to write this down

write down take responsibility for your life take responsibility for your life

now that's a very important remember what what Bishop said last night about

Adam Adam when God asked him what happened Adam did not want to take

responsibility for what he had done men have always tried to escape that so

the reason I'm telling you that we got to start owning our stuff as men write

down the next are and that is not only responsibility but B was possible a lot

of men I don't have I had it I'll give it if the women has that kind

of attitude that children would starve to death the reason that they eat the

reason that they have some place to stay and to lay their head and have clothes

on their back because the women decides I'm going to make it happen no matter

what and they're resourceful my momma raised seven without a man she cooked

she cleaned houses here's something else I will cause you to reach your goals

when you leave here write this down reasons compelling reasons why you here

when you make this covenant with God when you decide to live like a conqueror

when you decide to become more successful to create wealth to be a

change agent in your community what is it that can keep you on the straight and

narrow that will cause you to keep your commitment to your commitment I used to

do door-to-door sales with a man named Sam axe right Sam axe Arad was intrigued

by me because when he came to pick me up he'd

have to blow his horn I was downstairs waiting for Sam when he came around the

corner and unlike the men that worked with him and other young people when it

got dark and Sam blew the horn everybody ran to the station wagon and

they would do a headcount and if they lose here so everybody's here except

less and if they hit last along now I'm not coming Sam why I haven't sold

anything no one stole anything less it's a long run from Liberty City to over

town you got to pass a 20th Street shots in the 14th Street game the rigidities

will stop running through I can't touch them until I sell something see my

reason for going door-to-door different than everybody else most people are

they're trying to make some extra money to party on the weekend or to buy a new

outfit or new bicycle the reason that I was working was to take care of my mama

the reason that I was working is because I was working on Miami Beach with my

mother my mama used to fix the kind of sweet potato pie that you couldn't eat

with your shoes on

you had to take your shoes off so you can wiggle your toes and when we would

go to door sometimes as late as 10 o'clock at night I would not want to do

who's there would you like to buy a nice working television set no money now boy

are you crazy yes I am crazy I'm crazy about my mama

and I'm going to take care of her and I'm going to sell a television set

tonight and invited for only you and after a while somebody said come on in

you're born that better be a good set one of the reasons write down why you

are here at this manpower conference write down five compelling reasons but

why are you going to keep your commitment to change your life keep your

commitment never to go back to the life that you once live keep your commitment

to creating wealth for yourself the taking care your children to be more

responsible to manifest price in you in your life in your community keep your

commitment to live a life of contributions to keep your commitments

to be a conqueror and to act like that and to have authority in dominion of

everything in your life one of those reasons I got on one of my tapes is like

not strip down try and land on your back because then you can look up you can get

up your reasons will help you to get back up again therefore your rod of

staff to comfort you so you got to write down five reasons on everything that

Bishop is saying and ambition merit and all the different speakers and the

relationship seminar that brother Lewis prenup will do how you will incorporate

the principles from this manpower conference in your life and live them

and manifest them and support them now here's one sucker to the last thing let

us say together you got to be hungry okay mr. washer said mr. Brown what do

you want to do well sir I'd like to be a disc jockey mr. Brown if you want to be

a disc jockey you got to be hungry what do you mean by that sir you've got to be

willing to do the things that a others won't do in order to have the things

tomorrow others won't have he said you got to work on yourself develop yourself

develop your mind you don't get it live what you want you get in life what you

are always tried to get on top in life because it's the bottom that's

overcrowded you got to be hungry I said yes sir I'm hungry I want to be a disc

jockey sir and said is that right I said yes sir

he said started listening to Paul Harvey started listening to people who are

effective communicators be conscious of what you're saying and how you're saying

it because how you express yourself once you open your mouth you tell the world

who you are see yourself and as a radio disc jockey start working to get

sponsorship start creating the radio format that you want start developing

your personality test it wait a minute sir I said I want to be a disc jockey I

don't have a job yet and then he quoted Whitney Young he said it's better to be

prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not

be prepared you got to be hungry

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we all rock with a purple today though I could have purple welcome back everybody

you back you back and if you knew welcome it's the CPA strength I'm the

strongest licensed CPA in the state of Florida you see right there yeah Saudi

and strongest latency if you what do you do over here buddy what do you do

I voted me educate and inspire these people you people the viewers i educate

motivate and inspire it's a lot of fun I love it

anyways prefer get into this video I have a certain playlist that I'll show

you over here with this card I have a whole plan as changing lines over here

it's the best playlist in the world guaranteed by me okay

take it up with me anyways after you watch that you might come back I'm going

crazy anyways let me calm down what are we going to do this is number 68 I just

can't believe I'm getting I've done 67 before this one this one we're doing

contribution margin the one and 67 we won were fixed and variable costs so

we're using the same numbers in this one and number 68 and it's contribution

margin what contribution margin is the definition of an excess of sales over

variable costs like we have a sales price of $200 pervert Jennifer's on tax

returns so we have a sales price of $200 per tax return so excess of sales the

sales over variable costs a variable costs are our 50 our one 150 over here

oh do you even see that do you see that say I'm working so working with lights

you see the shadows it's it's getting getting crazy over here right folks

whoo yeah I'm just going to take the hat off halfway through I'll get this

lighting stuff figured out it's you know the show must go on I've got I got to

get good content out first of all so I'm going to keep on

trying to get the good content going out and the the quality is going to step up

so probably incremental that you have that you will notice it so I'm trying to

suck the excess of sales over variable costs you know sales price 200 variable

costs 50 so 150 per unit is the contribution margin and I'm like well

you know usually I have some some Thai usually have the way that I keep it

straight in my head and you know like a little like the trick that helped me or

whatever but I really I don't have one for contribution margin you know if you

can't remember what contribution margin is and you just could have to you know

write it next to the siedler write on your paper every morning when you're

studying and just a contribution margin is you know sales over variable costs or

however you can remember sorry the fixed cost would be like a rent a telephone

bill or a Wi-Fi a we fievel cable someone doesn't change fixed

doesn't change per usage the variable costs only occur or change when you're

selling units like we're selling tax returns or we're preparing tax returns

and every time we prepare taxes her and sells someone for two more dollars it

costs us $50 to go through our tax software so that our variable cost per

unit is $50 anyways once we know once we can figure out that our contribution

margin is 150 dollars so that means every every time we sell one unit every

time we do one taxi term we're making 150 dollars so that's our contribution

margin so once you figure that out once you figure out our contribution margin

150 bucks then you know it's six to six hundred dollars is the fixed cost so

that's what we need to cover so you can find out a couple you know a couple

things your break-even point you can have target like how much you hope to

make or all kind all kinds of formulas and

and ratios are derived from the contribution margin so really that's why

I picked this one to show you after we did definitely one over fixed and

variable cost or did the graph I hope you like the graph I thought it was cool

I want to do contribution margins it's a very important ratio for you know it's

just behind a fixed in a variable cost is the contribution margin so I went all

the way around anyways we're going to do we rated contribution margin and then

then the unit unit contribution margin so this is just the regular contribution

margin in the book both in self 10 10 units so I'm selling 10 tax returns all

right 10 year tax returns to doing 10 tax returns uh-huh I'm selling each each

tax return for $200 right and every sets of sales per unit the variable cost per

unit is $50 because that's how much the tax software costs per tax return the

fixed cost is 6 are dollars that's my rent it's like a phone and my Kate like

my Wi-Fi my we fee doesn't matter how much I use per per month it's going to

stay the same let's say let's start to figure out with

these with these facts here 10 units sold 10 tax returns sold $200 a piece

for sale $50 variable cost per unit for tax return and $600 for fixed costs

let's give the contribution margin so total sale 10 units times $200 is $2,000

in total sales minus minus our variable costs and that's going to be our

contribution margin that's going to be our profit before the fixed costs right

its profit before the fixed cost I was saying earlier in the video I just

caught that that I would say it's the profit it's not the property it's a

profit before the trix costs I guess that's why they don't call it profits

when I call it contribution margin because it's your margin that you have

to contribute to maybe I don't know so the variable costs protecting for 10

tax returns $50 each is $500 so you could subtract $500 from 2000 year

$1,500 that's the contrary the contribution

margin you could you have to 10 units because you have 10 you sold 10 units

then the contribution margin see 200 minus 50 for one is 150 to get your unit

price right there and that's another unit contribution margin up another

factoring which I like a little bit better but anyways sales minus variable

costs sales over variable cost that's a contribution margin 2,000 minus 500 is

1,500 which you could also get a per unit because partying is 200 minus 50

150 per unit but for the contribution margin and the total here you have 1500

dollars profit for 10 10 units for our contribution margin so profit before

fixed then you have then you have your fixed cost of six hundred nine hundred

dollars profit so that's contribution margin but now

let's oh let's go over here to the Yi let's go over here to the unit

contribution margin now it's just the unit contribution margin just

intuitively makes more sense to me I think you should see that I'm again

making 150 a pop here I instead of doing all instead of doing all this I would

say almost per unit of my making grants where no Li 150 per unit before my

shirts cost hey guys I just want to know that number so I

would I would just paint I would just take oh the sales price per unit 200

variable cost per unit minus 50 100 250 and then I'd say how many sales do we do

ten hundred fifty times ten fifteen hundred what I would like to see this

the contribution margin so I would know that hey 150 out of four of these and

and I can get my break-even point anyways I thought the I thought the air

was on or something but I'm getting extremely sweaty now and I'm getting

hard to think and everything all of that such anyways I hope you enjoyed this one

a contribution margin I hope I'd see you in the next video

please if you liked this like share subscribe

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next one and of course of course of course stay positive okay also yes this

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associate on nobody alright we're trying to uplift and promote everybody alright

well everybody's are doing good we don't we don't promote haters or main people

or anyways I'll see you next time don't

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Kids Try Fermented Foods - Duration: 6:16.

- [Male Interviewer] What do you think

we're gonna eat today?

I'll give you 100 dollars if you're right.

- Mmmm

Rice!

(upbeat guitar music)

- [Female Interviewer] Hi!

- Hi!

- [Female Interviewer] Do you know

what you're here to do today?

- Try food.

- [Female Interviewer] Today, we're gonna be trying

foods from around the world.

So it's not just one country, okay?

- Bring it on.

- [Female Interviewer] Okay, you can open your eyes.

- Uh...

- Wait a minute, I know this.

Oh, nope.

Definitely do not know this.

- Is this (mumbles)?

- It smells disgusting.

- [Female Interviewer] So all the foods

we're giving you today are fermented foods,

so they're all gonna be a little stinky.

- What is fermented even mean?

- [Male Interviewer] So fermentation

is a way of preparing food

that use bacteria and microbes.

Instead of cooking it with heat, you use bacteria.

- Toilet?

- [Female Interviewer] What?

- Toilet?

(upbeat music)

Oh that tastes good.

(coughing)

- [Female Interviewer] Is it good?

- No.

- This stuff on top.

I don't like it.

- [Female Interviewer] How do you know what that is?

- Because I ate it with my uncle before

and it tastes

gross.

(burp)

Excuse me.

- Is the next one stinky?

- [Female Interviewer] Okay, you can open your eyes.

- What is this?

- [Female Interviewer] It's a jar.

- For what?

- Oh wait a minute.

No, no, no

I've seen this before.

- This kind of looks like uncooked pasta.

- I thought this was gonna be something good.

- [Female Interviewer] What did you think

it was gonna be?

- Coconut.

(jars crashing)

- Whoa.

Just, that one's a little stinky.

- Yummy.

This kind of tastes like cabbage.

- [Female Interviewer] It's pickled cabbage!

- Uhh

- [Female Interviewer] It originates in a specific country.

Guess.

- North Pole.

- [Female Interviewer] Germany.

- I never heard of Germany before.

- [Female Interviewer] It's in Europe.

- Their cabbage tastes so good.

- [Female Interviewer] A lot of people

put it on their hot dogs.

- I do not.

- Mom, can we get this please?

- Daddy, here.

You can try some of it.

- Whoa.

This looks like fish tanks.

- [Boy] Smells like enchilada.

- Uh, no

Too spicy.

- [Female Interviewer] Is it spicy?

- A little.

- [Male Interviewer] Okay, where do you think it's from?

Give a guess.

- Let me think, by the name enchilada,

it's probably from Mexico.

- [Male Interviewer] Well, we didn't confirm

that it's an enchilada.

That was a guess you had.

- Oh yeah.

Uh,

- Uhh

- [Female Interviewer] Okay, spit it out.

- That is not good.

I do not recommend to eat this.

- [Female Interviewer] It is pickled cabbage.

- Pickled cabbage?

- [Female Interviewer] So this is called Kimchi

- Oh! Kimchi! Kimchi!

- [Female Interviewer] Oh, well

now that you're so excited about it,

maybe you can try one more bite?

- It's like pretty good.

- How do you make it?

- [Male Interviewer] Well, you mix up all the cabbage

with some hot sauce and some shrimp paste

and then you bury it in the ground

and you wait for a couple of months.

- I don't think the bury in the ground part is true.

- [Female Interviewer] It's true.

Alright, open your eyes.

- What is that?

- Kind of looks like popcorn because of the white stuff.

- [Female Interviewer] Well?

- Well, it's bad.

- I don't like it, but maybe Daddy would like it.

- It doesn't even taste like anything.

Doesn't taste like nothin.

- Tastes like nuts.

- Tastes kinda weird.

- [Female Interviewer] Weird in a good way

or weird in a bad way?

- In the middle way.

What is this called?

- [Female Interviewer] It's called Tempeh

It's from Indonesia.

- I didn't even know that was a name.

- [Female Interviewer] Can you say it?

- Indonesia

- Indonesia

- Why is it like white?

- [Male Interviewer] Well, because the soybeans

are transformed by the fermentation process.

- How long does it sit there?

Probably like an hour, just an hour.

- [Male Interviewer] Well, no.

No.

Maybe a couple days, maybe weeks.

And sometimes it actually turns black

because it gets covered in mold.

But it's totally edible even if it gets moldy.

- I don't like this.

- [Female Interviewer] You don't like eating mold?

- No!

- [Female Interviewer] Do you like cheese?

- Cheese is not mold.

- [Female Interviewer] Cheese is mold.

Sorry.

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