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As the week progressed George and hannah got more and more swamped with homework
They stayed up later and later each night and got sicker and sicker
Let's take a break watch some TV said George one morning as he wept his nose
Okay
said Harold with the sneeze
George turned on the TV and flipped through the channels suddenly. He saw a familiar face. Hey Shadow George
That's Mr.. Meanor
Was he doing on TV cried George? He turned up the volume and the two boys watched Mr.. Meanors commercial and harder
All your kids annoying do they fight and whine and complain all the time?
Do they refuse to anything?
But macaroni and cheese all they sucking the life out of you well riddle kid mm. Is here to help our
Scientifically proven formula would transform even the most willful child into an obedient to respect one hard-working slave
I me an angel and riddle kid mm. Has a full day supply of Vitamin C
So he can feel good about dozing your child with a narcotic that has never been tested for long-term effects
So then you brought into a brown-noser with little kid Mm
New soul it was wrong said harold, but it looks even worse than I imagined
We'd better go to school get to the bottom of this said George
She cried harold I can't even breathe through my nose
Me neither said George, but excuse you guys you wanted kids you gotta do
Chapter five dis guys Fallen
Georgian Hamiltoe much through their houses until they found what they needed
There is no way that we're going to show up at school looking like themselves again
They'd learned that lesson under the last book George and harold needed a disguise and it needed to be convincing
When they arrived at school George changed into his costume behind the bushes and climbed onto Harold shoulders then they headed into the school
Normally and stranger entering Jerome horace elementary school wouldn't need to sign in at the office and go through security screening
But George and heywood noticed that things at school were a little more relaxed today
Their first clue was that there were no adults in the office at least it looked that way upon closer inspection
They discovered that the school secretary miss anthem was sound asleep on the floor under a desk
Some third graders were giving her a foot massage while the sixth-grade Av club was answering the phone and filing papers
as Weird said George
As George new health walked down the Hallway things just got wader and weirder first they noticed a brownish haze in the Air I
Wanted was a brown Foley's ill about said George
Hirono said Harold I can't smell a thing because of my cold
me either said George as
They roamed from room to room they noticed that the other teachers were asleep, too
And their students were doing all sorts of other things for them
Some kids were giving the teachers massages and others were achieving that teachers beards plucking their eyebrows and giving them haircuts
The Mathletes were filling out the teacher's tax forms while the shop kids were washing all the cars in the faculty parking lot
finally George and Harold have reached the cafeteria or several teachers were lying on the lunch tables getting a shiatsu massages and
mani-Pedis at the same time
Boy things sure you've got a lot better around this place since riddle kid 2000 came along Said, Missouri
I'll say said misguided
I was happy enough with my students were finally able to sit still and pay attention all day
But when I found out that they'd follow my every command without question it changed my life
mine, too
Said misdirected oh yeah, I said to my whole class over to my home
They're mowing my lawn watering my garden and painting my house as we speak
The three teachers all had a good laugh and drifted off into a relaxing dreamy sleep. Oh, no Cried Harold
Teachers have treated all the kids into mindless slaves
We'd better get out of here before you turn us into slaves, too
Ok said George with a wicked smile, but first I have a little find
chapter 16 Happy Pranks giving
the Key Z score Blindly Following the orders of adults said George
Then maybe they'll follow our orders to since we're dressed like an adult
Okay, since said harold it's over everyone is stuff all yours
Then said George we've already used that joke of his book are you got a better idea?
So George and harold went around the school whispering new orders to all the students first
They whispered some new orders to the kids who were giving out free shaves and haircuts. Are you sure asked the children?
The corsetry she said George. I'm an authority figure
Very well sir said the children
Next they whispered some new orders to the kids who are filing out tax forms. Are you sure ask the children?
Only the duals said George they don't want to question me all right sir said the children
Then they passed out permanent markers to another group of kids and whispered some new orders to them, too. Are you sure ask the children?
absolutely
Said George I'm a grown-up. I don't make mistakes as
You wish said the children
The rest of the afternoon continued in much the same way
With George and hal dishing out new orders for every kid they came across very
Good as you said Harold
Those teachers did go in a week a pretty sued now. They're not gonna be very happy
Okay, said George
We can do the less would annoy whom
As I headed back to the treehouse
Georgian adults thought my misdirect its place. His whole yard was filled with children mowing the lawn watering the flower garden and painting the house
George whispered some new orders to them as well
Are you sure ask the children is your wish you said George? I mean sure I'm sure
They don't use you breathe these full orders
Chapter 17 wakey-Wakey big mistake
Georgian herald walked back to the treehouse feeling pretty good about themselves
But things were not looking so good for the teachers at school. Who were just waking up. Hey
Shouted misanthropy somebody drew my face with permanent Marquees while I was asleep
Come on, dude. Shut it misfit and they spray-painted my rear end
Cried Mr.. Ribble
Rosing Goofy glue them to my chin weld, Missouri
Somebody filled up my text holmes in Big wine and mailed them to the irs screen Mr.. Labeler
mistaken Rush to the mirror
Thank goodness. Nobody did anything to me. She left. Hey
Don't look now cried Mr.. Rust ready, but a bunch of kids around the parking lot filling up our cars with Low-fat cottage cheese
The teachers all rushed to the windows
What is the meaning of this they shouted we are following orders said one of the children?
Who gave you those orders screed Mr.. Krupp an authority figure said another kid we'd never question authority figures
The teachers were outraged they marched across town to the old abandoned building that Mr.
Meanor had converted into a riddle kid two thousand Spray can factory
Look, what those kids did to us, Mr.. Krupp shuddered that Mr.. Meanor. Let's stupid stinky slavers doesn't work
That's impossible said Mr.. Meanor. I'm going to get to the bottom of this
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Mr.. Meanor ran back to school climbed into his low-fat cottage cheese filled car and drove around the city even with his massive intelligent brain
He still couldn't figure out what had gone wrong
as he drove he passed by a curious sight a
Group of children were watering someone's house mowing their flower garden and painting their lawn
Mr.. Meanor stopped his car and got out
What's on Earth? Are you children doing?
He asked we are following orders said one of the kids who ordered you to do these things asked, Mr.
Meanor a grown-up said the kid grown-ups do not to make mistakes
Mr.. Meanor squished back into his car and peeled off
no adult would give those kinds of
Mr.. Meanor concluded this asked to be the work of a child and there's only one way to solve that problem
Mr.. Meanor zoomed back to his factory and strapped himself into the stinky Kong Mm. Mecha-suit what he had been building all week
Some way on this town that children hiding, Mr.. Meanor said and I'm kidding get him
chapter 19 let us pray
The genius gym teacher stomped out of his factory and headed down the street spraying everything inside with his hideous mecha spray armpits
Say hello tomorrow stinky friends. He shouted
The horrible brown clouds rose up over the city getting bigger in bitter water as they spread out across the town
After several hours George inhaled could see the brown clouds from the treehouse window
There's that brown fog again said George. It won't be long before reaches already would
There's a good thing our noses are clogged up said harold we can't smell it. So we're immune
Yeah, but echoes won't last forever said George. I'm already starting to feel better
Oh-oh said harold we need to find an adult we can trust and fast
George and Hallett had no other choice
But asked their parents for help
The two desperate boy sneaked into harold's house where both of their families were sitting together just finishing up dinner
Thanks for inviting us over for supper said George is Dead
It's always a pleasure said Harold's mom
Please let us clear the table said yesterday George
What a splendid idea said yesterday harold then we shall wash the dishes and mop the floor. Oh what to fun. We shall have
George and harold hit in the Hallway waiting for just the right moment to come in and tell everyone there terrible tale of Woe
but before they got a chance their parents began to talk I
Don't know what's come over those two boys lately said George's dad, but I like it me too said Harold's mom
They have really grown up these faster days
It's like that whole personalities have changed said Dora's mom what an improvement?
George and Howard looked at each other with sadness
Then walked back to the treehouse brokenhearted
Man said held or parents like the new versions of us better than they like the austrians of us
We're gonna have to find some adults. We can really trust said George
But who cried Harold I've got an idea said George?
George and Harold Ran Across town through the choking brown fog until they reached Melvin's tinglies house
luckily
Melvin's garage door was open even luckily Melvin's Glow-in-the-dark time-traveling robust quit suits were there, too
George climbed up into one of the cockpits and fired up the engine
The Robe was squid suit lunched forward and grabbed Harold and its tentacle Dornan
Then it slithered down on the sidewalk while George sat the controllers
You know we really shouldn't be taking this said harold it isn't ours
Technically it is ours said George Melvin only had one of these things and we made the second one
You can't steal something you made yourself can you?
That's a good point said Harold George finished studying the controllers and pressed the start button
The Robo Squid suit shook and sputtered then disappeared into a bottle of blinding light
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