V/O: Are you finding the best witch for the job?
I want a witch who can make a really good love potion.
I want her to laugh like this (cackles badly) ...but better.
Um, I'm interested in finding a witch who can, like, shout the funny latin sounds and then
the magic will do the thing it does.
Yeah.
I'd like someone who's good with a broomstick.
Maybe a mop.
What I really want to know is what the limits are for flying cleaning equipment
to be honest.
I want a witch with a bizarrely mundane weakness in case she gets out of control.
I'm really just looking for a witch who can sing really well.
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(Tiny mumbling sounds)
Ahhhh!
This is so helpful!
Her cackling really terrifies the kids!
(doorbell; children yelling "trick or treat!"; cackle; various terrified screams)
(Screams die away) Most peaceful Halloween we've had in years.
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(Dramatic cackling long note)
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I mean, who knew washing machines could go that high?
She's out of control!
(Cackling, crashing sounds)
I know she has a weakness but she won't let me get to the guide to see it!
(More cackling and bashing)
Ohhh.
(Melty screams)
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