(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
What the...
What was that?
See that? This was for my sister's wedding...
And I secretly took it.
Sorry, sis.
I'll shoot these myself next time.
Get married again!
What are you saying?
I'm curious about you guys.
Do you even have fans?
I got a bouquet from some high school girls
on my way to the studio today.
I got a fan letter from some middle school girls.
I was teased by an elementary school student.
She called me ugly.
That was my first time hearing that.
People!
- Am I really ugly? / - Yes!
This is my second time hearing this.
I'll never ask again.
Alright, go sit down.
The two of us need to go to a wedding.
I'm coming too!
What? You can't get in without a suit.
Don't underestimate me.
I have a suit too!
What is this?
This is a suit?
I can't go to weddings on rainy days!
Hey... Hey...
A seam burst here.
- Isn't this thread? / - It's pit hair!
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
These days, guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
Hey.
You're all looking at me with pity.
Geez... I'm totally happy.
I'll tell you how good it is to live alone.
If you have a girlfriend,
she's always such a pain.
You'd be on a date and
she suddenly asks you...
Out of nowhere...
"Honey."
"I gained weight, didn't I?"
You have to answer right!
No, I can't even tell.
"Oh, you have no interest in me."
Chills! She knew I'd say that!
She already knew!
Then... No!
It looks like you gained around 3kg.
"Gosh, I bet you were just dying to tell me that."
What am I supposed to say?
You don't have to worry about this stuff
if you live alone.
I took a trip to China recently all by myself!
I even went to the famous monkey village
where monkeys take selfies for you.
I went and a monkey actually took my camera
and took a selfie!
Wow, that must've been amazing.
What was more amazing
was when the another monkey
stole my wallet while I was posing for the selfie.
They all have their roles.
I tried to ask the foreigner next to me for help
and I used body language.
The foreigner handed me a banana and a camera
and told me to take a selfie.
I didn't want to disappoint him so I took the photo.
Afterwards, 300 people lined up in front of me.
Even a monkey got in line.
But that monkey got to take a break
thanks to me so I'm fine!
You know...
You should find a girl to date and even get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it.
I bet you're envious of a single guy like me!
I know you are!
Yeah, I'm envious that you're single.
I want to relax on the weekends
but my father-in-law calls every weekend
asking me to drink with him.
That's so annoying!
- What a hassle... / - When I visit him...
He brings out the expensive foreign liquor...
He keeps feeding me healthy bar snacks like
wild abalone and grilled gizzard shad.
When I lifted my glass to have a drink,
my mother-in-law goes...
"What do you think you're doing?"
- She got angry? / - Why?
"What is it, mother?"
"Let's do a love shot together."
My mother-in-law loves me to death!
It's such a hassle!
Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?
Just a little more. I want to do a love shot too!
- Do a love shot with me too! / - What's your deal?
- Honnam! / - Do a love shot with me...
Let's do a love shot together.
- Love shot level 3. / - What's that?
- Mouth to mouth. / - You're crazy!
Why you...
- Why can't I grab you? / - My clothes are bleeding!
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
- Who are you? / - Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you pointing at?
Teacher.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you go out to dinner with your parents ♪
♪ And you go to karaoke afterwards ♪
♪ And you're having a blast ♪
♪ But then your dad gets happy ♪
♪ That it's been years since he's been to karaoke ♪
♪ And you feel pleased ♪
♪ That's when the karaoke owner told my dad ♪
♪ Did you get home well last night? ♪
♪ The karaoke owner said something else ♪
♪ You're here with someone else today ♪
♪ What my dad needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of towels to wipe off his sweat ♪
♪ Don't worry, dad, you don't have to cry ♪
♪ He said someone else and not a different woman ♪
- What a relief. / - What are you saying?
Teacher.
- There are those times. / - What times?
There are those times.
What times?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're happy eating fruit ♪
♪ And watching TV with the entire family ♪
♪ But then something racy comes on ♪
♪ You're embarrassed and you feel like ♪
♪ You have to change the channel ♪
♪ That's when my dad said ♪
♪ Just leave it on, son ♪
♪ My mom said in a hurry ♪
♪ Turn the volume up, son ♪
♪ I was so embarrassed ♪
♪ I needed two bags of blindfolds and earplugs ♪
Alright.
Focus.
The next class is history.
- That's so boring. / - It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher. We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how history class
doesn't have to be boring
and it can be fun.
Show us then.
The year 918. Goryeo is founded.
So what do you have to say?
We need new laws fit for a new country.
What?
Make some new laws.
Laws... Laws!
♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble, pop ♪
♪ Bubble, bubble, pop, pop ♪
♪ Make some laws ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
What are you two doing?
History class
doesn't have to be boring
and it can be fun.
Show us.
480 BC.
The Greco-Persian Wars.
For us, Sparta, to win,
all we should do is train.
This is too hard! I want to go home!
- You can't go back! / - I'm going back!
What the...
Stop it... I'm getting tired...
Stop... Stop!
You did that on purpose. I'm filing a lawsuit!
Go by the law.
Law?
♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble, pop ♪
♪ Bubble, bubble, pop, pop ♪
♪ Make some laws ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Go sit down.
Geez...
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
- So pretty. / - Pretty already!
- Hi. Hi! / - So beautiful.
Who are you?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
- Ssan Tina. / - I see.
Are you coming from somewhere?
Oh, I did wrong by my boss
so I have to treat him today.
But the thing is...
I exceeded my credit card limit.
- I felt like a straight-up fool. / - What?
It was publically humiliating.
So then what?
- So we decided to split the bill. / - What?
We went by the Kim Young-ran Act.
Why did you meet your boss?
During our last work party...
- I got all drunk and sloppy on him. / - What?
I discovered my inner beast.
But we talked it out over lunch and it's fine now.
I see.
Hold on. Did I forget something?
- I didn't have a post-meal cig. / - What?
- I didn't get to hit a jack. / - What?
- Fine! I'm a chimney! / - What?
I'm a faithful payer of the cigarette tax.
You shouldn't smoke. It's bad for you.
- You're right. / - Yes.
- Excuse me. / - Sure.
What's with him?
Sell me your face so I can quit smoking.
What'll you do with my face?
So I can stick your face on the cigarette package.
- That should be a proper warning. / - Right.
People, remember this face and quit smoking!
Let's go!
- Try to quit smoking. / - Okay, go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Like that?
I'm a bit embarrassed, man!
It's embarrassing.
Kids these days like Smurfs.
How cute.
Kids become weak because
they grow up watching them!
- This Smurf is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why they keep getting caught by
Gargamel yet they sing...
Because they're so weak!
This face is too weak!
Weak!
Make the face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
This Smurf is a man that could
cut a steak with his nose!
Man!
Make his hat powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
This Smurf would say...
- ♪ I'm back, back, back, back ♪ / - Like that, man!
Man!
Make his small body powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
This Smurf is a man that would walk on a runway!
- Man! / - Alright...
Have a seat.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Why's the stage so dirty?
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi!
What's with those earrings?
Why are you wearing those?
- So people can tell I'm a woman. / - Oh, so you are.
Yes.
Don't you get bored living on the mountain alone?
Nonsense.
Nature is my playground.
I listen to the birds singing
as I stare into the night sky,
lying down on a field...
If I stare out into the night sky...
- Surprisingly... / - You see a shooting star?
Birds poop on me.
All over my face.
But that's okay.
It's my own natural facial mask out in nature.
I hear that you're married.
How do you educate your kids?
My kids are living apart from me.
They come visit me in the mountains during break.
I don't let them get stressed over their studies.
I let them do anything they want.
And I try to do everything they ask me to.
So that relieves stress for your kids?
It makes them disrespectful.
They become totally disrespectful
by the end of the break.
This is why they need to be educated.
There needs to be schools.
Alright. Go sit down.
Alright, before I do...
City folks have so much rage these days.
I made medicine from herbs
that calms down your anger.
Take this and calm down your anger.
Here.
Alright.
- Two bags. / - You never get angry?
I can't even get angry if I tried.
- Even now? / - Yes.
You have a beard!
Sure, sure.
Wow, she didn't get angry.
I hope you all bring down your anger.
What are you looking at?
Huh?
Hey...
What's with this face? I can't even grab you.
What is this? You're really making me angry!
Take some medicine.
Alright.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Gosh, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Thank you.
I'm sure you students
are all tired from class.
Yes.
How about cooling your heads
by playing a game with me?
Let's start.
♪ Words that end in "da" ♪
- ♪ Canada ♪ / - ♪ Lemon soda ♪
- ♪ Veranda ♪ / - ♪ Radar ♪
♪ People come first ♪
I was nervous someone else might say it.
Very nice!
5 people were laughing their heads off!
I love you.
People, Korea has many
cultural assets we're very proud of.
- First... Sheokguram. / - Seokguram.
Sheokgatap.
Seokgatap.
Our 3rd National Treasure.
Bukhanshan Monument.
What?
Bukhansan Monument.
As my treasure, you come first.
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Hold it!
I have a question.
People come first.
Sorry.
So... Gosh... Obok.
Tell me your concern.
I really want to get married.
I have money and a home.
I even have a suit.
Yet I can't get married.
What is the problem?
The person is the problem.
Whoever wants to marry Obok,
call right away!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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