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VLOG: Photoshoots, Hull Fair & Halloween! (A very busy week!) - Duration: 25:39.Good morning guys welcome to my weekly vlog my little plots make me laugh so much
Today is Monday, and I'm not going to school. I'm actually not driving today my mama's gonna
Give me a lift because I just struggled parallel parking and on a Monday morning. It's always like really busy obviously
It's it's Monday morning
Me and parallel parking are not best friends if you watched last week's vlog you'll have seen that but but anyway
Yeah, I'm going into school now
Don't have anything else to tell you, but this week's vlog should be a good one
It's my last weekly vlog where I'm gonna be 17 for the whole week so
There's that okay guys. I am now home from watching Tom play football
It is a lot later on it is heartless a at quarter to nine ish
But I've got two to the breeze today in the post so I thought I'll show you what I've got
I've also got a headache don't know why I guess because I haven't actually really drunk anything
It's probably that but the first delivery. I got was this morning
Just before I went out to school and these are three eyeshadow palettes from Barry em, so
2/3 and these are the crown jewels palette the meteor storm unfallen love and they're super super lovely
I love the look of this one the shimmery shades and that looks stunning
but then obviously the fall palette this looks kind of like a dupe for the
Anastasio Modern Renaissance palette, so if any of you are looking for a cheaper alternative and then this one here
I don't know why the layout of that one is different, but that shade
Holy wow look at that, and then I've also got this delivery which I hadn't received when I came in
I don't know what this is or who this is from so I'm just gonna open this and then I will show you that I
Don't know what this is oh okay these have been since
These have been sent out to me by makeup revolution. Oh my god. These are stunning
I've actually been a huge fan of their highlighters for forever
So they've sent me this one here and this pink one which I've never tried before I'm very
Excited to give this one a go, so thank you very much to makeup revolution
I did not know that you were sending me that but thank you makeup revolution, and yeah anyway right now
I'm about to go for a shower
I'm gonna go and wash my hair, and then I'm gonna watch the I was gonna say the last episode of liar
I don't think it is is the fifth episode of so I'm very excited. Okay, so I'm currently in bad
I'm wearing retainers I sound very lispy, but I thought I'd just show you what I was doing because
Yesterday, I actually went on a photo shoot
I obviously didn't vlog it cuz it was Sunday, but I did want to show you some of the pictures
I cut so you guys know that I'm using Branden woeful
I think is how you pronounce the name as my inspiration for my project this year
This is completely out of focus cool, but yeah
I'm just editing them on Photoshop at the moment for some reason
It doesn't look as saturated on the camera, but these are like my pictures down here
So you can see what they look like and basically we went to this like cool car wash place in Beverly
And I got hurried to like stand in front of the lights
And then I also took some fairy lights because of course Bromden uses fairy lights
They're not showing up as good on camera, but like I'm really happy with them
I really really like how they turned out
I just think these pictures are really nice and my theme for this year is light, so yeah
I mean, I think that fits the brief. I really liked them. I thought this was really cool
This basically is just a car wash in Beverly so if you're from around here
I recommend using it as a shoot or my ball. I have 17 messages
I need to reply to people so I just show you that before I went to sleep. I'm sorry I sound very dissipate
That is what I'm doing right now. Just before I get bad, but I'm really happy with them
You guys seem to like having photography updates, so I thought I'd do a little update here
I haven't took them in my book yet, because I haven't finished editing them to be honest. They're all still on
Photoshop undergoing like color changes, I'm just messing around with them seeing how they look best
So I thought I'd show you that before I get to sleep. I'm going to bed now
I'm very tired, and I will pick you back up tomorrow morning tomorrow. Is gym day say good morning. You guys today is Tuesday
I'm sure it comes as no shock to you that I am running late this morning
I have just been watching Zoe's vlog whilst getting ready. I am not wearing anything particularly exciting
I've got Tom's hoodie on because I'm going to the gym in
Like an hour after my lesson
so need to make sure I actually remember to hit my gym stuff cuz I was just about to leave that and
Yeah, I don't have anything to update you on. I'm going to hold fair tonight again, though, so that is exciting
I'm looking forward to that and yeah, okay guys. I'm not home. I'm actually on my way to the gym
Obviously I can't form anything when I'm in the gym
But I am actually going I had to come home though because I forgot my headphones
So I'm a little bit annoyed about but oh well
It was just like a little stop off on the way
and
I'm now going
To pair my phone to the Bluetooth which I can never do on the drive to the gym because I'm always filming a drive with
me but I'm not following on this week because
Hopefully I found one tomorrow over Tom which should have gone up by the time this goes up
But I'm not too sure what's going to happen with that this week, so I really want to film it with somebody
but
Every schedule is like so busy at the moment and obviously I can't just like get a youtube pile up here
just to come in my car with me and
But I'm just like
Tethering it to my Spotify you can follow me on Spotify if you want my username is more coz I think I don't know
But yeah, it's gonna tell of that and then let's go so I've made it to the gym
But a really funny that what's not funny who like oh good thing happened on the way here
I always say like to my mom and stuff like my worst fear is passing my driving instructor
While I'm driving because I'm like so scared
He'll see me and judge my driving now that I've passed obviously I don't see him anymore
And I actually really got on with my driving instructor like I miss our chats
You know because when you drive him with someone for like an hour and a half two hours
Every single week like you have to know them you know now I don't ever see him so sore on this roundabout
And I was like oh my god
That's my driving instructor, but it's like really busy, and I was like. I'm gonna mess this thing up and luckily
I've like I didn't mess it up
It was fine, but I could like see him like looking at me, and I was like oh my god
No, cuz it's like. I just feel so tense cuz sometimes when I'm driving
I like still hear his voice in my head
And I'm like I'm doing it wrong and I can just hear him telling me off trash'
Irrelevant story I'm going to the gym now, okay guys. I'm not back from school. I'm actually about to go back out
I've actually done my eye shadow and I've got like khaki green eyeshadow on actually really like it's from the sofas nails color
But I'm about to go to whole fair now Tommy's are gonna come and pick me up
But I just wanted to show you this which one of you guys has actually sent me. It's the first ever thing
I've received to my peer box so this is from Emily and she is from Scotland so Emily if you're watching
Thank you for sending me this this is like really really sweet
It's a little photo frame with something that she is like put together like made
inside of I don't know why they put together
But she said I decided to make this gift as I think it would go so well in your room
and you are totally right so thank you so much for sending me that I actually really love the photo frame that it's
As well like that much more imperfectly, but yeah, thank you so much
That was so kind if any of you did ever want to send anything to my P o box
It is always linked in the description
But I just thought I'd mention that because I suffered everything I've got so Thank You Emily
It means the world and I'm about good full fare now
So I don't know how much all fun because I absolutely need this memory card for my camera, so yeah
Good morning today is Wednesday. I look like I have walked straight out of the 80s, but that's okay
I look like that most of the time
I think I was born in the wrong era um my hair definitely was but today
I actually only have photography on Wednesdays as I explained last week, which is actually why this time last week
I went to see Sophie Foster, and we found by collapse obviously this week
I'm not doing anything like that, but I'm going to lunch at McDonald's with Tom because he doesn't have a lesson either
I don't see him on Wednesdays, otherwise because our timetables a
Completely switched like we're at the other like we're on opposite sides to each other so I thought I'll pick him up and we'll go
For lunch at McDonald's so that I can film I drive with me my hair this morning
I didn't really know what to do with that
I didn't want to straighten it so I thought I'll just add some curls to it, but it kind of went really big
So yeah, I'm gonna go and pick Tonk now because he's already waiting
But I'll bring you along I'm actually helping out at the open night for my sick form tonight
So I don't know how much I'll film, but who knows I've also got like a very wintry jumper on
But it's actually like really thin. I really like this. It's like copper and
It's like one of my favorite jumpers cause it's 3/4 one sleeves
So you can wear it in autumn without getting too sweaty anyway
I'm gonna go I said how I just told you that right. Okay? This is back to the vlog now
I've just driven to McDonald's I'm with Tom
If you want to see what we talked about that was my driving new this week it went up on Thursday for you guys
So you should totally check that out I always shamelessly like plug them, but yeah, and we're gonna go McDonald's now
And I'm quite excited having had a McDonald's in like
Ages, I haven't had one since like
Monday yeah someday
My father Nardin some had one before them was that when we went yeah. I never really get McDonald's when I'm like. Oh we don't
We went for breakfast we made it by one minute, and then we went to start downstairs loads of like
Teenagers you can't search happy that was me
Yeah
No, they were they were causing like they had to like get us to leave and we were just up there like and I'm like
Nothing's like I want
Almost like I won't be
Back Tom and I are just walking through Waitrose and all of the
Halloween stuff is here and Thomas not half as excited as I am. He just said it was too early
Look what oh?
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a lot like for a video, but these are baby ones
No, it's what the made of putter way, I don't know that's just more pumpkin ideal for a Halloween display
Yeah, so Allah would love that time to get my Donald Tom tried to be a nice boyfriend and buy mine nice
Oh did buy yeah, but really it was my money anyway
Yeah, what number are we oh but not 27 here? We are you made us in?
Health goals okay guys. I am now home my lipstick is doing that thing where it looks like I'm wearing lip liner
But that's just because I've had a drink was wearing it
But I need to edit my drive with me now that I filmed earlier because that actually has to go up tomorrow
But I'm going out tonight at about 6 o'clock
I think for like two hours to
Help out at my sit form open night because obviously it's that time of year where everybody is looking around
Colleges and six forms and they need some year thirteen reps to chat about it
So I'm doing that with English and media
I think so yeah, I'm gonna go and promote that to some year 11th tonight, which is going to be good
I think probably not I need to edit my video before then and I also need to eat some food before then because
Probably it'll be out until like I won't be that late
I should at half seven eight o'clock, but I want to eat before that otherwise I will get hungry
I have so much hair when I lie like this mmm
Why is my hair so thick normal people don't have this amount of hair cool. Good morning
You guys today's Thursday, and I don't have any lipstick. I'm not really naked, but I realized it an end yesterday's vlog
I don't think I can even remember save vlog part of the vlog basically I did the open night at school
To like my sixth film to just help out
And then I basically went home and went to bed, so yeah, you didn't miss anything exciting
Today I actually have the morning off
I say the morning off like I start opposite 11
So I'm going to meet my friend Eden for a cheeky Starbucks because he goes to different college
So I haven't seen him in ages, so I thought it'd be nice if you could have a catch-up
But I'm already five minutes late, so I really need to self now so I will probably see you at some point later today
I've got a very busy day today
So I'll try and keep you with me because some of it should be quite nice to film
So let's go
So here's a bad thing that just happened set off driving along
My field light comes on and I don't know how many like miles I can do with my fuel like being on so I'm like
um
Because I thought it was fine like I knew the needle was like getting close to it running out
But like why does my nose look so dirty, so yeah?
I think I'm gonna have to go and fill up before I go to school because I don't know how long it lasts
And I'm scared I'm gonna break down
Okay, so I'm now at mom's house. I just got back from school. I had a bit of a nightmare
But yeah, it's all good basically my car didn't break down which is my last clip
I still do you need to go and fill it up though, but Tom and I are about to watch Riverdale
Season two started today Tom hasn't seen season 1. What is the camera doing right?
Oh great. The lenses started doing the thing where doesn't open fully cool. I love the g7x. Yeah
We're gonna watch season 2 episode 1 you haven't seen season 1 though, so I don't know why you're agreeing to it
I'm just gonna sleep. Yeah, but we've got Peter Newman sir
Filming yourself, but yeah any we're gonna go cuz Mike's making a racket but gonna watch River down low I'm excited
Okay, so I'm here with Jenny, and I don't think I even said that you were gonna be in the vlog
But the lighting is gross in here, but basically. Oh, it's gonna go out. Okay. Now. It's like a dog. Oh, it's
Okay, yeah
My whole face just looks really gross
Jenny's got like really nice makeup on and I look like I've just come from school which I have
From the station because we're gonna do a photoshoot at this really cool garage, which I actually came to the other day
And I think I showed you photos at the beginning of this week
Jenny was like oh, I really want to do a photoshoot that sells it well
Let's just go back after I've been to Tom's house on Thursday said the plan was go and pick a rope
But actually guys no earlier today my feel like came on by this point like I had no feel like the light was like
So we went to the petrol station, but it was closed. I was like
What and it was just a guy likes for that and I was like what do you mean it's closed?
No like I need feel like right now. He's like you can't so I was like well
I need it so then Tom had to Jenny up and we just had a right stress
And then we eventually went to the petrol station
Couldn't even do the bloody wife that cold
Yeah petrol car
Yeah Just wouldn't comment done because like obviously I have any filters car for my own once before and even then I had to get someone
to help you
Have to do it she was like she was really nice to be fair she left
Yeah, she had like kids in the car, so we're like okay. She's like a mom. She's gonna know it
I was just like I can't do. I don't think they just can't do it
Even film a car yeah
But we're gonna do a photo shoot look how pretty this is oh my god, it doesn't look pretty uncommon
Just looks like a car wash, but Oh yellow
They look we're going for a Brandon wolf wolf oh
I love like who's that guys it was like like a comedian
There was a fully like yellow truck II would like a pair of these
a picture on screen and
Anyway yeah, we're gonna take some pictures
I'm actually quite scared two people in the classroom and possibly gonna think we're like kind of vandalize it or something. We're not we're just
being edgy
On camera it looks like really not the same as it does in real life. It looks like a letdown
it's but
Speedy no, but look at this. This is like if Tom and a car wash
It would look like this everything in this house is like LED strip lighting here not complaining though, but yeah
Basically Jenny's here with our camera. We've got a different lens on it. No I don't know
Oh
Jenny's over here taking some more photos
She's struggling because the light balance is really difficult with the obviously that being so bright getting me in focus is really difficult
So there's my little car good morning guys today is now Friday. I'm in a huge rush
I don't need to put a lipstick on but I thought I'd introduce the blog now
I'm wearing like a checked shirt
Which I haven't worn in ages feel like that's how you know it is autumn because the check shirts are out
But my hearings just gone in that yeah, that's really annoying. I'm like really bummed up, but not like
Coughing or anything just like my sinuses this morning or a bit like
Nice, but a burning light, so I really need to go okay you guys I am now home from school
And I've just been editing this vlog
I actually got in and rewatch riverdale with my mom because my mom watched season one and then she was like oh
I'll wait for you to watch it, but I watched it yesterday at Tom's house
I was like so what's again, but now my dad and my brother are going to Hall Fair tonight
And I'm like really undecided as to
Whether I want to go with them or not because obviously I've already been talked about twice
oh
I got a headphone in
But I don't know if I want to go again or not so I haven't decided they're going in like 40 minutes ish so
Yeah, I need to decide whether or not. I want to go obviously well. I say obviously if you guys didn't know my
Birthday party is actually tomorrow so today on the day that you're watching this if you watch it when it goes live
It's the day of my eighteenth birthday
party
Very excited to vlog that but that obviously means I've got a lot of things to like prepare because now it's the night before so
Yeah, I haven't decided yet whether or not I'm gonna go to the fair with them
They're not gonna be there that long, but obviously I need to like wash my hair paint my nails
Kind of want to like a fake tongue, and they fit in back
I like nine that just makes all of that really late, and I'm going up quite early in the morning to start preparing stuff
So yeah, I need to decide whether or not. I want to go to the fair
Okay, so I actually received some really nice things through the post today on yesterday
So I thought I'd just show you these so this is from skinny tee now
I haven't tried these yet
My dad tried it last night and said that he really liked it and basically
They're like a detox tea that you take every other day
And this is a vanilla and cocoa flavored so I'll leave a link to where you can buy these down below
But I'm actually quite interested to give these a go
I really want to start drinking tea
But I'm like I'm on the coffee
Wagon, and I want to change that then I received these which are probably my favorite thing now
These are from a little company called nine designs now roofs
And nine designs kindly sent me this little note which just basically says that you guys can get 20% off with the code beauty spectrum
20 and she has her own shop on Etsy so I'm sure most of you have heard of Etsy
But she just as loads a different greeting card
So she sent me it some birthday card some Christmas cards some little Rudolph tags
Which I thought was so cute then just some like generic cards cuz these are always hundy
And then there's this one which I absolutely love it says happy birthday sausage
And I just think it's so perfect, and then she sent me these thank-you cards, which I think a gorgeous
I love like how they fit the time of year same with this one here
And then this one this one made me laugh loads
I don't know why it's just loads of little peas with crowns on so yeah
Thank you so much Ruth for sending me these I'm definitely gonna leave a link below as to where you guys can check them out
Because I absolutely love these. I love anything like this. I actually used to be really into like making cards
I know that's like quite a strange thing, but when I was younger I used to do this like all the time so yeah
I really really like these and these look a lot more professional that mine ever did and then I've got my
Subscription from love me beauty for the month, and I love getting this every single month, so yeah in this one's subscription
I've got a couple of things I've actually never had before or never tried before so these are two highlighter sticks from bare
necessities and this is an anti-pollution moisturizer, which I think is such a good idea and
me and Liv always talk about the fact that I
Swear the tube brings me out into spots when I'm in London
So this is the one for not doing well
And this is lip and cheek gel which I'm presuming is like a color
I have an oath and it yeah, and then this is a lip crayon which is buyer so Suzanne so yeah
thank you so much to lift me beauty for sending me that this looks so Ottoman all I think I've pretty much decided that I'm
Not gonna go to the fair with them because I do have quite a lot to do
But I'm gonna go out to Morrison's to actually buy a nail varnish
I think because this sounds really ridiculous, and you're gonna be like oh my god Molly
You must have so many nail varnishes, and I do
But I don't have any that are like bright red basically a couple of weeks ago
I went to a party and I really wanted a bright red nail varnish to go on my
Hands but also on my toes
And I just couldn't find one of me and my mum spent ages looking for one and we didn't have like any and I want
To wear red nail varnish tomorrow for my party, and I did consider going to get acrylics done
And I'm still kind of thinking I might do that tomorrow, but in case I don't I want red nails
So I'm gonna go and pick up a bright red nail varnish from Morrison's. I think maybe after tea
Because I don't have any I genuinely don't have any I've got hundreds of pink Nirvana shares blue nail varnishes
But red is just a color. I don't own for some reason
I also want to have like a full-on pump night before my party very excited to do that
I might show you like what I use some stuff because I think it'll be like quite a chilled evening
I do need to get some work done obviously I've got a really busy weekend ahead, so need to get everything done tonight
So let's go. Let's go
They've moved everything in here, and I literally can't find the makeup
Three pounds that you drew, I don't know what shade are warm or
Okay something I am sure about today is the fact that the world's smallest nail varnish is three pounds and I'm like
I'm pretty sure these used to come free in magazines like Ramon ripping people off a little bit
But I know that it'll be good, so it's okay
Nail varnish that is my level of like procrastination tonight
I'm like I could do my media homework
Or I could necessarily derived Morrison's just for an hour on it absolutely wild Friday nights of Molly
This is what I did instead of going to the fat
Anyway, now, I'm gonna go home. Oh, I forgot I didn't put my steering loss on and we're likewise not moving
Waiting for pairing
Bluetooth thing it's tired what song should we pick let's pick a song
I mean, I'll only get one song to go home because I really don't live that far away. I could have walked
Rita Ora that was next on my playlist roll with that
Let's go cause you're betting full weight successfully made it home alive. That was all good well
I just put my camera down on the stairs, and this angle makes our stairs look so strange well
That's quite. Good shot looks like we live in like a really cool castle
Also, nails are so our friends, but this makes it look really cool. Oh wait. Yeah
I've fun at the fire house your breasts alright
Still broken still when do you get off Halloween?
Halloween okay guys I'm about to go and have a shower now
I said that I would show you what I was using so umm
I think I've just worked my makeup off on my eye
Because I think I said to you this morning that my eyes, and my nose and everything I've just been so itchy
It's like I've got hay fever, but it's not hay fever season
But yes, this is the shampoo that I've been using recently if any of you are that bothered and it's by Envy
I really like this Saturday, although the consistency of it
It's like really really liquidy for a shampoo, then this is the conditioner. It's out of focus
I think but this is the I don't know how you say that like mal moisture
And it's she butter so like that makes my hair so soft
I actually love it
and then I've just been using this and that's really good cuz that's like a moisturizer as well as a body wash because like it's
Got that weird not weird, but I different consistency. I look like I've been punched in my eye
I've just been rubbing it horrendously, so I'm gonna do that and then I'm gonna paint my nails
I'm very excited to do that because I've had this nail varnish on all week, and it looks so scummy
It's out of focus, but that it's probably a good thing. Okay, so I just put this face mask on
It's from H&M undertows cucumber and although. I don't know how you say that it makes me look a bit like a ghost
It's light kind of ill because it's green, but it's one that you peel off, and I am super super lazy
So I thought this is better because you don't wash it off
It just peels off so yeah, I'm gonna edit my blog while I wait for that my room looks very old terminal
I like he though the next step in the pump night is to eat some of this my dad and my brother just picked this
Up for me from whole fare
I didn't actually get one because I
Forgot I wanted one on Friday when I went and then I'd run out of money when I went on Tuesday so tada
Although obviously, I can't physically eat all of this in one go like let me pick this up like
just for scale
As a joke so I'm just gonna cut like in fact
I might just eat this what is this? I might save it for tomorrow. I don't know okay
I have just taken my face mask off and I'm gonna end my vlog now because I'm going to bed
But I've actually had a super super busy week this week
so
I feel like I maybe haven't vlogged as much as I could ever I'm gonna try and change that I've got a couple of comments
that it'd be like oh you say what you're gonna do when you don't actually film it and I know that a lot of the
time, but that's just cause it's difficult to film like some of the things that I'm doing but
Yeah, tomorrow's vlog is gonna be one of the best ever it is my 18th birthday party so make sure you subscribed and ready for
That you're not gonna want to miss it
There's gonna be a heck of a lot of youtubers in it
There's gonna be all of my school friends, and I'm very excited so yeah, that'd be tomorrow
I'm out of focus yeah, right now. I'm gonna just like drama her and then go to bed
So thank you very much for watching this week if you have enjoyed it
And you haven't given it a thumbs up yet go and do that down below
And I will see you tomorrow with probably one of the most exciting vlogs I've ever uploaded so yeah, bye
You
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Make Slime with Balloon | DIY Emoji Sime - Duration: 4:10.Hello to everyone :)
Today, we continue to favorite videos slime
This time I tried to add a little diversity
I drew on the balloons emoji
Meanwhile, I did not remember what happened in the video shooting balloons.
I predispose them
It was a beautiful video
I hope you enjoyed taking the watch
Yes, corn starch output through the first balloon
Let's see what will come through it?
Glue looks like ???
Or glue or shower gel
Both were transparent.
I do not know which one it is: D
Yes, I know that
In the largest balloon had shaving foam
Yes, inside the bubble acrylic paint output
Very sweet colors. Let's see what will become the latest?
I think borax water
This or shower gel or glue
we confuse
And slime ready
It was harder because I'm able to intervene in a slime Dimensions
I'm normally softer
But there's a fine texture
Umar've unimpressed.
Be sure to like the video and subscribe to my channel
Goodbye and see you in the next video :): * <3
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Today's audition is
for a movie about a rabbit
that has to fix his posture.
We'll start the audition for
"The Rabbit with Turtle Neck Syndrome."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello!
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Don't you know me?
I totally blew up after shooting a commercial.
You're wearing too much makeup.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I look better in person!
They say you look terrible in person.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Are you going somewhere nice today?
You're all dressed up.
Yeah, I'm going to a funeral.
You might get kicked out dressed like that.
Come on. So you have something for me?
Not at all...
Oh, I brought a ring.
Give me your hand.
Here.
What is this?
There's no gem. It's just a band!
- Look over there. / - What?
Ta-da.
Wow! I've never seen such a pretty gem!
So pretty...
I'm sure you've seen a lot of those.
Thanks.
Hold on.
Why does my throat hurt?
Give me some candy.
My throat is all better now!
I get that and all.
But you sound strange.
Can I get one of those candies?
What are you doing?
Don't run away!
Why aren't you giving me the candy?
Stop messing around! This isn't funny.
Just break up if you're going to be this way.
What? Break up?
You're so mean...
Why are you crying?
Hey... Wipe your tears with this.
Nami...
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Who are you?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They get nose bleeds when they see me!
They'll lose their tempers!
- You're out. Go sit down. / - Fine.
Sorry but please hide your face.
- I'm sorry. / - Alright.
Next candidate, come in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles
we have left are unimportant roles
like the old spinster going home for the holidays...
There are no unimportant roles in acting.
No matter how unimportant the role,
you give it your all
to deliver the important information.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a traffic reporter that informs you
of the road conditions.
The road back to Seoul is very congested.
I suggest you take some time with your family
and make wishes on the full moon.
There's no full moon.
Ta-da!
I'll make a wish.
Move your face.
Now that I've granted your wish,
I'll act as the old spinster going home for
the holidays.
Gosh, you never show your face
and now you're here.
Hey, big brother...
Goodness...
That's messed up, sister-in-law!
You must've worked my brother hard
for his hands to be all callused and peeling!
What? He's a baseball player?
Second brother...
That's messed up, sister-in-law!
You must've worked my brother hard
for him to get all skinny and old!
What? That's our dad?
Dad, you still look so healthy!
Ma'am...
You acting is so colorless.
There is no colorless in acting.
I was clearly expressing the spinster's
likes and dislikes as she'd spit out
the half-moon rice cakes filled with beans
and eat up the ones
filled with sesame seeds.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright. The scene of the spinster spending
the holiday with her family...
Show us the standard version of that.
There is no standard version in acting.
I've been hit too much.
Acting comes out when you
reinterpret the role in your own color.
I am merely
like IU who did a remake of
Yang Heeeun's "Autumn Morning."
♪ Early morning, when you hear ♪
♪ The small birds sing ♪
- Oh, hello Heeeun. / - What's your name?
Remakes are good
but so is the original.
Now I'll act as the spinster back at her hometown.
Look.
When you make half-moon rice cakes,
make them look pretty
so you can have a pretty daughter.
What? I shouldn't make half-moon rice cakes?
Because I'll never have kids?
How could you say that? How upsetting!
And who made the half-moon rice cake
so big and fat?
Gosh...
It was you, mom?
That's why I'm so big and fat...
But at least you had children, mom!
- I'll be alone all my life! / - Ma'am, you're out!
(Idiotic Robot)
Hey.
Where's Jinho-bot?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
- Did you call, master? / - Yeah.
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot did you bring everything
for the memorial ceremony?
Yes, master.
For the memorial ceremony...
- Engine oil. / - What?
And washer fluid.
Hey, what's all this stuff you brought?
I should hold a memorial ceremony too.
Hold on...
I can't believe this.
You'll hold a memorial ceremony?
Master.
I'm actually a 9th generation robot with deep roots.
You have ancestors?
Yes, master.
My 7th generation grandpa.
Looks just like you.
And my grandma.
That's your grandma?
She just looks like your grandpa with long hair!
Let's leave family out of this.
Alright. I'm sorry.
Anyway, master.
Can we not go anywhere this Chuseok?
No way. I should eat my mom's cooking
for the holidays.
You mom's cooking?
I fix all that food.
What's so hard about fixing a meal?
A meal?
It's because I have to fix that meal 10 times!
I clear the table, then your uncle's family shows up
so I set the table again.
When I clear that, your aunt's shows up
and I set the table again!
Some people just eat
while other people just work!
I'm so angry...
Alright.
I'll help you out this time then.
Master.
Not going is helping me.
"I have work this Chuseok
so I can't go back home."
How is that so hard to say?
All the other robots get to travel abroad.
I'm so misfortunate!
Gosh... Poor me!
Alright, alright, Jinho-bot. I get it.
After Chuseok, I'll get you
a luxury brand outfit.
That's not going to cheer me up.
Hey, I think you're feeling better now.
I am not.
You're totally feeling better!
I said I am not... Get off me!
You're so silly!
What was that?
- Honey. / - Hey, honey!
Honey.
Why do you look so upset to visit home?
Whenever I visit home, my parents
tell me that I should bring my boyfriend!
Boyfriend mode. Let's go, Somi.
Oh, my!
Jinho-bot, you'll go with me?
What are you talking about? I'm the boyfriend!
Oh...
I'm so upset...
The back of my head hurts.
Hey, did you bring my neck pillow?
Yes, master.
Here's your neck pillow.
Hey!
I said bring my neck pillow not my pillow!
Honey.
- I have a neck pillow. / - Yeah?
Why are you looking for it in there?
Hyeseon-bot!
What the...
What is it? What is it?
I hope you travel comfortably.
You're the best, Hyeseon-bot.
Hi, Jinho-bot!
Hi, Hyeseon-bot.
Jinho-bot.
What will you wish for on the full moon for Chuseok?
I'll wish...
Please let Jinho-bot love me forever.
Please pretend you didn't hear that!
What?
Jinho-bot!
You're so mean!
Gosh...
Jinho-bot.
You've upset Hyeseon-bot and she left.
You hate her that much?
- Yeah. / - It's not like that...
Jinho-bot, what kind of female robot is your ideal type?
I like a girl robot that looks cool
when she's cooking with a knife.
- A knife? / - A knife?
What the... Gosh!
What is this?
Hey...
Jinho-bot!
I'll show you my knife skills!
This isn't right!
Stop right there!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
It's so long.
- What? / - What?
The time between breakfast and lunch?
No, the holidays.
Oh, condensed milk? Here.
The holidays for Chuseok.
For the holidays this year...
Let's ride Myeonghun's car back to our hometown.
Let's go!
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
This is gross.
Oh, right, Minkyoung.
I hear you're playing
the lead for "Save Me" season 2.
"Feed Me."
No?
Was that only funny to me?
Myeonghun, want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps trying to lock me down!
- You beast! / - You beast!
You beast!
When I wore a low cut top,
you kept signaling to me like this.
Why are you trying to stop me
from showing off my body?
Does my body belong to you?
Why'd you do that? So she'd cover her chest?
So she'd cover her chest?
No, you had hair on her chest.
You had hairs poking out
and they were flapping around...
I thought it was a hand at first.
Guys, congratulate me.
I feel like I'll get a rapper boyfriend soon.
You might get married soon.
You might get married soon.
You might go to jail soon.
Who is it?
Nobody asked.
Zico.
We were on a date and I wanted to surprise him
so I hid in the grass thicket like this.
He must've thought I looked cute.
Know what he said as soon as he found me?
So cute. Gosh!
So lovely. Gosh!
Gross, a leafhopper.
Sorry about calling you a leafhopper.
I should've called you a granny.
What was that?
I've never experienced this.
- What happened? / - What happened?
I was sharing some spicy rice cakes
on the street with my crush.
Sharing food? That sounds like a lie.
Some old lady on the street
asked for directions.
So I kindly explained to her.
Do you know what she said to my crush?
You sure have a kind girlfriend.
You sure have a nice girlfriend.
You sure have a heavy girlfriend.
I hear you were 12kg when you were born.
Is that true?
That's what your mom said.
Guys.
It's going to be our 20th Chuseok soon.
More like 35th.
Remember the old days?
We always hung out with Myeonghun on Chuseok.
Oh, I remember.
Oh, I remember.
Oh, I want to forget.
Let's go back to those days...
- And wrestle! / - Let's wrestle!
I don't want to!
You can't back out.
What are you doing?
Let's wrestle!
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million
on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
Hello, Minsang.
- Minsang. / - Yes.
I hear that your value has gone up a lot.
Oh, no. Not at all.
I saw in an article recently.
There was an article too?
"Pork costs have been rising..."
That's an article from August!
We're with the valuable Minsang.
Before the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Look at the sentence on screen
and rearrange it so that it's correct.
Here we go!
"My dad goes into the bag."
Oh, I know this.
"My dad goes into his room."
- Correct! / - Great!
Next.
"Minsang, go fork yourself."
This is why things need to be written properly.
"Minsang, go eat your meal."
- That's how it goes. / - Right, that's correct.
- "Minsang, fork yourself" is incorrect. / - Alright, okay.
Alright.
Here's the next one.
Minsang, you son of a... Hey!
- Excuse me! / - Yes?
Give us the answer!
This is written very strangely.
- This is very easy. / - What?
The answer is,
"Minsang, your rent is overdue."
- I know that... / - Then why didn't you answer?
Because it offended me.
There's one more left.
Next!
"Good-bye then, Minsang."
That looks like it's correct.
What's wrong with that?
That's too bad.
The answer is...
"Good-bye, the late Minsang."
Hold on...
What about that last part?
Excuse me!
Stop forcing it!
Let's start the actual quiz now.
Now we'll show you photos of middle-aged
actresses when they were young.
Here are the options.
1.
Kim Sumi.
2.
Sa Mija.
Gosh! I thought it was Kim Taehee.
3.
Ko Dusim.
So innocent!
They're Korea's top actresses.
So here's your question.
Among the following,
pick who has changed the most for the worse.
Go ahead!
Hold on...
Hey, I should bury you, scumbag.
You're cursing? Oh, Kim Sumi changed the most?
No! No, no...
Don't do this. Can we not do questions like this?
- Dusim? / - What?
Ko Dusim?
I think you picked Ko Dusim.
- No! No! / - Minsang, unfortunately, you're wrong.
You tell me the answer.
The answer is obvious.
It's the icon of change.
Yoo Minsang is the answer.
That's me?
You were so cute when you were a baby.
The next question will be given by
KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, good to see you. / - Hello.
Minsang will sing the songs
and Sora will guess the titles.
- Sure. / - Alright, alright.
Start!
It's an easy one!
♪ Inside the elevator ♪
- Beep. / - Correct!
How is that correct?
- Next! / - Hey...
Oh, this.
- ♪ Even after 1,000 years ♪ / - You'll be single.
Correct!
- Excuse me... / - Next.
How is that...
Fine.
Oh, an easy one.
1, 2...
♪ I'm going to love you ♪
♪ I'm going to sue you ♪
- ♪ So nobody knows ♪ / - Correct!
- Hey! / - I'm going to sue him.
- Excuse me! / - Minsang, that was amazing.
You just need to get one more right to win the $1 million.
I'm not playing.
Your last question is very easy.
Look at the choices and
pick the appropriate answer to my question.
Alright.
Here we go!
Minsang's ideal type is...
1. Lee Suji. 2. Kim Minkyoung.
Hold on...
Why is it...
This must be a hard choice for you.
It's not that.
- Oh, they're right there. / - They're over there.
Don't misunderstand.
I...
I like both of them.
So you want to be a two-timer?
What?
I didn't mean that.
You seem very uncomfortable.
- Forget this. / - Here's your next question.
Choose the more dangerous creature.
1. A Siberian tiger.
2. Yoo Minsang after skipping 2 meals.
Go ahead!
Hey!
I was surprised too. Look here!
Why am I on this?
Of course a tiger is scarier!
You are incorrect.
The answer is no. 2. Minsang after skipping 2 meals.
Here's your next question.
Of the following, pick the more pathetic person.
1. A man that failed his job interview.
2. Minsang after dropping a pastry.
Excuse me... Excuse me...
Of course it's... No...
I bet it's Minsang after dropping a pastry.
What are you saying?
Obviously it's the man that failed his interview.
Minsang, you eat food off the floor.
Nobody would pity you.
I don't eat off the floor!
Unfortunately, you did not win the $1 million.
I don't care at all.
Will someone win the $1 million next time?
Next episode, we'll have Siberian Minsang
who is on the top of the food chain.
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
- Everyone, today is a holiday! / - That's right.
- Valentine's Day! / - What?
I just said anything.
Let's meet our first contestant.
Hello.
I'm Park Hwisun the comedian.
I hope you only see pleasant things during Chuseok.
He did say to only look at pleasant things!
He had to be censored!
You know, a lot of people I know
want to be introduced to Hwisun.
Who?
Conmen, voice phishers...
He sure is popular.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Trust me.
Is her name Namiko?
Trust me and take this medicine.
Such a reliable statement!
Yes, this is Yeongjin's.
Is it yours, yours?
Who's the next contestant?
Wake up...
Wake up!
Did someone he loves just die?
Stop snoring!
That's a sleep apnea statement!
♪ Oh, let's go, snoring ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
Mister, how much for this one?
- It's not for sale. / - Gosh!
It wasn't a mannequin leg. It was a person's leg.
Yeongjin's leg...
Is worth $1 million?
Is outdated.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Honey, spin the laundry for me.
Sure.
He was really spinning the laundry!
- Amazing. / - ♪ A turn it ♪ statement.
- That's right. / - Who does your laundry?
I do.
She does.
- Really? / - And he does the dishes.
You get so much help.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Don't move!
Stop right there!
Is it a terrorist?
Let's play yut!
- 4! / - 4!
It wasn't a bomb. They were yut sticks.
That could've been an explosive Chuseok.
I'm Chuseok tonight.
Very strong.
Let's meet the next contestant.
The puppet.
Is it the puppet dance?
They were surprised at each other with that one.
Right.
If those two dated, who could do better?
Seems like a waste of money.
Wise answer to a silly question.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a matador?
Done with my laundry!
He wasn't a matador! He did his laundry!
Amazing!
- He deserves praise for that one. / - Right!
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Daughter-in-law, stick a fritter on me.
Yes, mother-in-law.
A hard-hitting daughter-in-law statement!
I'm really good at making fritters.
Put your hands up!
Make a green onion fritter!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he stretching?
Teacher, I have a question.
- He raised his foot instead of his hand! / - Right.
- Now that's presenting. / - Right.
Yeongjin, are you left footed or right footed?
I'm a spy.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hurray!
- Hurray! / - For Korean independence?
My wife is away at her parents'!
- It's independence from his wife! / - Right!
Yeongjin, how old are you?
43!
And your older brother?
33!
Born one after another.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hypnotized!
What do you see?
People are calling me...
A princess...
- Such shoddy hypnosis! / - Right!
An absurd statement!
Yeongjin, Red Velvet!
♪ Red flavor, are you curious, honey? ♪
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster daughter-in-law...
And commentator help me out, husband.
Hello!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Hello.
I'm your DJ.
Call me Hyeok.
Daehui works hard to pay back his debt.
Why are you here?
- I'm here for my $500. / - Bongseon goes to collect...
- Her money. / - I'm working hard...
As a DJ to pay you back.
Anyway, pay me back soon!
The two of them grow farther apart.
Why do I feel so lonely today?
Nobody to hang out with.
Nobody to tease.
Hey... Bongseon!
Who are you?
Oh... I'm sorry.
You look just like Bongseon.
Oh, I see...
Hey... Bongseon!
What the...
I'm sorry. You look just like Bongseon.
What's with me today?
Oh. Hey, Daehui.
Seoul city boy.
Why did you want to see me?
The thing is...
Bongseon has always been into you,
so I couldn't tell her how I felt.
But I think Bongseon is totally over you now.
Really?
Did she really say that she's totally over me?
Yes. She doesn't even want to see your face.
But I don't think Bongseon sees me
as more than a friend.
So...
How can I get Bongseon to like me?
For Bongseon...
When you order food at a restaurant...
Make sure to order at least 5 servings.
She could get embarrassed,
so if the restaurant owner asks...
Say you're ordering for a group.
And...
Don't ever touch Bongseon's food.
You could get slapped.
And...
Even if Bongseon calls,
her tonsils her prostate...
Just accept it.
She's...
More ignorant than you can imagine.
And lastly...
Just do me this one favor.
What is it?
Please...
No matter what happens...
Don't make Bongseon cry.
Bongseon's dad is a gangster.
See you.
Okay. Bye, Daehui.
- Sejin. / - Yeah.
Hey, Bongseon.
Sorry.
I was a bit late.
No, I just got here too.
Have you eaten yet? Should we get some food?
We're going to eat dinner in a bit.
Let's just get a light snack then.
Alright.
- Ma'am, one serving of spicy rice cakes. / - Sure.
With blood sausages, corn dogs, silkworm pupae,
fries, dumplings and instant noodles too.
What're you having?
You're going to eat all that yourself?
No, we have others coming.
We're having a get-together.
Oh, really?
Is someone else coming?
No, it's just for us two.
Sejin... You're so sweet today.
So...
You can eat these first.
- Okay. / - Thank you.
This looks good.
- Sejin. / - Yeah?
I'll pack us lunch one day.
I'm really good at making that.
What?
Nipple rice balls.
Oh, sure, sure.
Sounds delicious.
I'll pack some for you.
Daehui.
Grandpa!
Hey, Daehui.
What brings you here?
I was going to visit you with dad for Chuseok.
Why'd you come up from the countryside?
I live in the building next door.
What about grandma?
She's coming.
How could you get on the elevator by yourself?
The elevator!
- Geez! / - Grandma!
- Gosh... / - Grandma...
Good to see you.
- How've you been? / - Fine.
I'm still angry! Still angry!
You took the elevator!
By yourself!
I'm sorry.
Stop that.
Have a seat.
- I'm sorry. / - The elevator...
- Eat up. / - Yes.
So where did your dad go?
I don't know.
Probably out meeting some woman.
Your father...
He's finally come to his senses
and planning on remarrying?
Remarrying, my foot!
Your father will never get his act together!
Grandma, why do you look upset?
Well... The truth is...
There's nobody quite like your father.
He's handsome...
He's kind...
Oh, please.
He's my son
but he's a scumbag.
You and I gave birth to a scumbag!
What is it?
Why'd you take the elevator alone?
Why'd you take the elevator alone?
Stop it!
Grandpa is totally right.
All dad does is get angry at me.
He's done nothing for me.
You brat...
I don't know about anyone else...
But you shouldn't be talking like that!
Boy...
Do you know how hard your father works...
So that he can send you to college?
Have you ever seen your father's toes?
He has no toenails on his toes.
Do you know why they're gone?
It's from athlete's foot.
From athlete's foot...
He lost his toenails from not washing his feet!
That's not what I was going to say!
Your father...
Do you know why he neglected you as a child?
Just to raise you...
To make money...
He went to Saudi Arabia!
Saudi Arabia, my foot. He went to jail!
You gave birth to a scumbag!
Fine!
He's a scumbag!
Stop it!
(Silly Interview)
I'd like to welcome all the reporters
and audience members to this preview of
the movie, "Murderer in the Darkness."
We'll bring in the director and actors
to discuss the movie now.
Let's bring them in with a big round of applause!
Hello there.
Good to see you all.
Please have a seat.
Good to see everyone.
Let's hear from the director first.
Hello.
I'm Song Jungeun, the director of this film.
I heard things were very pleasant on set.
Yes, we worked and shot together
every day for 2 years.
We know everything about each other now.
We're practically a family.
Yumi's acting was great.
Soyeong was great too...
- And the man next to Soyeong. / - Yes.
This man's acting was incredible.
In all my years as a director,
I've never met someone
who's so good at acting.
But...
I'm just Soyeong's manager.
I didn't know it would be like this here.
Director! That's okay.
It's an honest mistake.
Why is the manager sitting here?
Get out of here, man!
And take the chair too!
Why are you dressed in a suit?
And why did you get makeup done?
How is a manger better looking than an actor?
Director, calm down.
Please calm down.
- Calm down. / - Director.
So, let's hear from the actors now.
Yes.
This movie preview is a special moment
and there was some trouble.
Hello, I'm the lead of this film. I'm Kang Yumi.
Our movie...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Our movie is an exciting thriller
where the audience will have fun
guessing who the culprit is.
I think you'll all enjoy the movie more
if you try to guess who the killer is
while you watch.
- Thank you. / - Guessing who the killer is.
Hello!
I'm Park Soyeong and I play the killer.
You're not supposed to say you're the killer.
Why not?
I didn't tell them I kill Yumi...
- How could you give that away? / - Are you nuts?
I didn't know it would be like this here.
Director, where are you going again? Come on...
- What? What? / - Just hold on.
Where is this place?
Where is this place?
Where is this place?
Hold on. What's wrong with him?
- Have you heard of method acting? / - Yes.
It's because he's still playing his character.
Just where is this place?
It's a movie preview.
Where is this place?
Where is this place?
Does he play someone who gets kidnapped?
He misses his stop from falling asleep on the bus.
Where am I?
Where is this place?
Why is he trying so hard?
I raised his pay by $10.
Where is this place?
- Stop it. / - Where is this place?
- Where is this place? / - That's enough.
I'm taking the $10 back!
He's back to normal now.
Okay, alright, alright.
So now...
I'd like to ask Yumi a question.
You usually do melodramas
but you did a thriller this time.
Was it hard to shoot at all?
I think that's probably
the darkest role I've played.
I had many scenes where I smoke a cigarette.
That's hard for an actress.
No, I smoke 3 packs a day so it wasn't hard.
I did my first love scene as an actress...
Now a love scene is very hard for an actress.
No, I've had so much experience in that
so it was a piece of cake.
It was a walk in the park.
There was a scene of me locked up in jail.
I wanted to really nail that scene
so I robbed a drunk person and got thrown in jail.
The director came to visit me
and shot the scene
with a cell phone camera making it look really real.
I'm excited to see how it turned out.
Please look out for that scene, everyone.
This is my first time saying this.
That scene will not be featured in the movie.
Why not?
I was so happy that day,
I left my cell phone in the taxi after drinking.
- Is this for real? / - It's not in the movie.
- For real? / - Yeah, for real.
I have a criminal record because of that scene.
I'm sorry.
- Let me add to my record... / - Calm down, Yumi.
- Yumi... / - Let me add to it...
Calm down.
Are you insane? For real?
I didn't know I'd be given such a hard time here.
Director, why do you keep running away?
Now it's Korea's sweetheart.
I'll ask Soyeong a question.
What would be the twist in this movie?
Between the 2nd and 3rd act of the movie,
I totally change.
Your character changes?
- My nose. / - What?
I got a nose job.
I used to have a pug nose but I changed it.
- One positive note. / - Pretty, right?
Soyeong's acting was very awkward
but her nose looked more awkward
that it covered up her awkward acting.
Director! Thank you!
Alright.
Let's keep talking.
I heard there are very many
action scenes in this movie.
Yes.
If you don't mind,
could you just show us one action scene?
I don't do those scenes.
- You show them. / - What?
Show them.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hey... Who is that person?
That's the person that
doubled for Yumi here and there.
Don't mind him.
- Yumi's stunt double? / - Yes.
Alright.
You killed him, didn't you?
How could you?
Who do you think made me like this?
You rotten wench!
You think I'm finished?
You're out of your mind.
You want to kill me too?
Save me... Save me!
Where do you think you're running to?
The stunt double took a lot of hits.
Then you take the hits!
Why would I take the hits?
- I didn't know it would be like this! / - Okay, okay!
Okay. Yes, yes.
Calm down.
Alright then.
Lastly,
the people are very excited.
What if you sell over 10 million tickets?
Are you going to make a promise?
If we sell over 10 million tickets...
There will be a shaved head.
- You'll shave your head? / - Yes.
- No. Soyeong will shave hers. / - What?
Why would I shave my head?
- I'm not doing that. I'll do something else. / - Okay.
If we sell over 10 million tickets...
I'll show everyone the man I'm living with.
What? That means you're living with a man now.
What?
I didn't tell anyone that it's the director.
What does that mean?
You're shacking up with her?
What about our marriage?
What about our marriage?
Marriage?
I didn't know this is a place we get caught.
Honey!
(YOLO Inn)
Dear.
This old fart...
I told him to set the memorial table
and he's passed out.
Dear!
- Why you... / - Okbun.
Dear!
What did you do all night for you to doze off?
Come here so we can make fritters.
Okbun.
I worked all night and made the fritters for you.
Dear...
Then I'll do the dishes.
Okbun.
I worked all night
and did all the dishes for you too.
Dear...
Then I have nothing to do...
Then I'll go wash up.
Okbun.
I'll wash you too.
I don't think so!
- But we're a couple! / - In your dreams.
You go wash up, dear!
Ow, that hurt.
Grandpa!
Who are you kids?
Hello, we're from the village nearby.
- I'm Deullae... / - And I'm Dallae.
How cute.
You kids are so nice.
Other kids don't say hello.
How sweet of you kids.
Kids are like that these days.
Oh, I guess.
What brings you here?
We brought some fish to share with you, grandpa.
Wow, this is expensive fish.
You should share the good stuff.
Gosh.. What should we give you?
- Rice cakes... / - Let's give them some.
Yes.
Here are some rice cakes.
And we gave you fish...
Thanks for these measly rice cakes.
What a rip-off.
Hold on then...
We got this as a gift.
Galbi!
- Galbi! / - Thank you.
Sure.
- Looks like we get to eat some fish. / - Yes.
This should be good...
What happened?
I said we'd share.
We ate the bodies!
You can eat the heads, grandpa.
You brats!
- He's chasing us! / - Give back the meat!
- Dear! / - Those brats...
Calm down.
Dear, I know you like skewers more.
- I made some for you. / - Skewers?
The ingredients just need to be skewered.
- This looks tasty. / - Doesn't it?
- The best holiday food. / - It's your favorite.
Hold on...
I keep getting food stuck...
It's out.
It just won't come out.
You could just use this.
Dear... Hold on.
I have green onion here that won't come out.
We didn't eat green onions.
It's out.
Dear, doesn't this look delicious?
Here you go. A skewer.
This isn't a skewer.
Then what is it?
It's a toothpick.
What are you saying?
- Try it. / - Alright.
- Is it good? / - Yummy.
It seems like you like it.
- Eat it with rice. / - Yes, let's eat.
Yes.
This looks good.
That looks very unnatural.
What are you doing?
You look like you're doing that intentionally.
- Aren't you thirsty? / - Not at all.
Have some mineral water.
Why is there food in there?
It's mineral water.
I'm not thirsty.
Drink up.
Oh, the food is going down so well.
Drink it.
I ate your skewer.
I'm going to the kitchen for tonic water.
- I'm class 14 comedian, Kim Jimin! / - No thank you.
- Hello! / - Hi!
Sir, why are you so sweaty?
I ate something I shouldn't have.
Really? Let me wipe you off.
Gosh... That sure feels good.
- My neck is sweaty too. / - Your neck?
This handkerchief smells very nice.
You can keep it, sir.
Gosh, thank you.
- Honey! / - Yeah, honey.
I gave your handkerchief to this old man.
- Good job. / - I don't want it!
Keep it!
- Thank you for returning it! / - Sure.
What brings you here?
We plan on staying the night.
- Then eat up and enjoy yourselves. / - Okay.
Wow! A skewers!
This looks great!
There's rice punch too!
- Drink up. / - I knew it!
Rice punch from the countryside tastes best!
Drink the rest.
It's the best, sir!
Gosh... He sure can eat.
Time to pay respects to my ancestor.
Ancestor...
Ancestor...
Ancestor...
Goodness...
It doesn't come every day!
It doesn't come every day!
Sir, sir!
Come to the village square and watch the circus!
Jump, monkey!
Nice! Jump!
Very good!
A circus sounds nice for the holiday
but I have to pay my respects to my ancestor.
Honey.
It hurts here.
Where does it hurt?
Blow on this ouchie for me.
You want me to blow here?
Yeah. And blown on here.
You want me to blow here too?
Honey, that tickles!
Then should I stop?
Honey, it feels like someone is watching us!
Nobody's watching.
Jump, monkey! Jump!
Jump, monkey!
Jump faster!
The old man is bowing.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Honey, it's so hot here.
Yeah. Why are you so sweaty, honey?
Honey, I think I should wash up.
Alright then.
- Don't look, honey. / - Alright.
Dear.
♪ If you're an evil doer ♪
What are you doing?
What is all this?
This isn't a holiday cartoon.
Get out of here!
Dear, what are you doing?
1, 2, 3.
Are you insane, you old fart?
Get out of here.
Moths!
Gosh!
Goodness, how did I live
60 years with that man?
Gosh, I should just die.
- Who can I trust now? / - Honey.
I'm all washed up.
Seunghye, you're so pretty without makeup.
Come here.
Honey! Someone's out there!
Who? Who do you think is watching?
- Nobody's there. / - Yeah?
(Can We Become Strangers?)
- Welcome. / - Hello.
- One Americano please. / - Sure.
I don't see your boyfriend today.
We broke up.
- Oh, I'm sorry... / - That's okay.
Being here sure reminds me of him.
I sure miss him.
- Hello. One Americano please. / - Sure.
Oh, your girlfriend dropped by alone yesterday.
Oh, right. You broke up...
I'm sorry.
Yes...
Being here reminds me of her.
I sure miss her.
You mean Sora?
No, the female part-timer.
She's really pretty. Why isn't she at work today?
- She quit. / - Man! Why?
We're getting a male part-timer from tomorrow.
Dang!
But Sora was a very considerate girl.
Even if she was out late drinking,
she'd always send me a photo when she got home.
Whenever I was out late drinking,
my boyfriend would worry about me.
So I sent him a photo
every time I got home.
I took those ahead of time.
Jonghyeok would go to bed and I'd take more shots.
So exciting.
So much fun...
- What is it? / - I really want something sweet now!
Stop.
I'm sorry.
I miss him so much.
I don't think I'll be able to date
someone else for a while.
Excuse me. I have a question.
I'm sorry.
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
I'm sorry.
No. Did you see the cigarettes on the table?
Oh...
Wow, that's some good coffee!
- Just leave me one! / - Geez...
I sure miss Jonghyeok.
Being here reminds me of him too much.
I can't take it.
Tell him how I'm doing when you see him.
Tell him I'm not doing so well.
I'll be going then.
- Good-bye. / - Okay, come again.
Sora, your purse...
I miss Sora so much.
I bet she doesn't miss me though.
I don't even have an excuse to call her.
Sora dropped her purse here yesterday.
How about using this as an excuse to call her?
Oh, yes. Thank you.
Photos of us...
Born in 1979?
She was 10 years older than me!
She made it seem like I was older!
Hold on...
Sora, you're so scary!
I mean, Miss. Sora.
Gosh! Chills!
Did I leave my purse...
- I gave it to Jonghyeok. / - Then he saw my ID!
You thoughtless young punk!
I'm sorry.
I guess Sora and I really do have ties.
She went to school with my aunt!
With my aunt!
My aunt!
And Park Sora!
My aunt has 3 kids and they were classmates!
(Blushing Old Age)
They gave me a canned ham set for Chuseok
at the senior citizen center. How nice.
I should go give this to my grandsons.
Move it!
Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!
Hey, is he the one that took the last ham set?
- Yes. / - That punk...
- Hey. / - What is it?
Oh, so you can hear?
What's in that black bag?
This?
I made half-moon rice cakes
with my wife for Chuseok.
Look.
You have to make pretty half-moon rice cakes
to have a pretty daughter.
Oh... Oh!
Hey!
- You're trying to have another child? / - Oh, stop it!
Don't be ridiculous.
Anyway, I can't give you these.
It's for my sons.
Always about your sons.
What's so great about your kids?
You're always talking about them!
My sons are quite remarkable.
My oldest is a doctor.
My second one is a judge.
My youngest is a lawyer.
All my sons are successful!
Oh, so you're better at rhyming than Nucksal.
What are you saying?
He can talk fast. I talk slow.
Don't worry.
You're a slow talker
but you'll be the first one to go.
I'm so envious.
If you're envious, you go first.
- I'll let you. / - No, Yeonggil.
- You need a beating. / - Yeonggil!
I won't just stand for a beating.
I'm going to run away! Try to hit me!
Yeah? Hammer sniper.
Get ready.
What?
- Try to hit me if you can! / - Yeah...
What's this?
If you're ready... Fire!
I'm dying...
See that? You want a beating too?
- Give me that canned ham set. / - No!
- Give it here! / - No!
Stop!
I'm taking all the canned ham sets!
Where's that canned ham set? Bring it here.
The canned ham...
How dare you ask for that? It's mine!
- Minsang. / - What?
You already got the toothpaste set.
I did get that.
But I have no teeth to brush.
These are false teeth.
Then why do you want the canned ham set?
What?
Skinny, let's take this canned ham set.
We'll grill it up and watch Chuseok movies.
Here's the TV guide.
- This looks like a good one. / - What?
"My Love, Don't Cross That River."
I don't want to cross a river.
- Anything else? / - How about this one?
"Good-bye, My Friend."
Why is it always about parting?
Anything else?
"Pirates of the Caribbean..."
That's a good one!
"Dead Men Tell No Tales."
You keep running your mouth since you're alive.
- Want me to make it so you can't talk? / - Sorry.
- Be careful. / - What are you doing?
Don Spike, where did you get that?
My kids gave this to me as gifts to eat.
Your kids...
What is it?
Look at that old fart! His kids didn't get him anything!
Stop it...
I already... Finished eating my food.
I should've had like 20 kids.
It wasn't enough.
Why'd you sound so sad about finishing your food?
Because it's heart-breaking!
That's it. I'm going to go change
and go on a date with Jeomrye.
Hey! She wouldn't date you...
Women don't like you!
You don't know anything.
Girls scream for guys like Song Joongki...
- And Park Bogum these days. / - Yeah.
Back in my day,
girls would scream when I left the house.
I made their hearts race.
Yes, they all screamed when they saw you.
Out of fear.
Gosh... Who is this?
It's a photo of you.
This would cause heart failure.
Get it out of here.
Right. This thing...
Why does it look like that?
- You finished? / - Yes.
- So it's my turn now? / - What?
You need a beating.
Yeonggil...
You can kick me with your small foot
and it won't hurt at all!
- Yeah? / - Yes.
Hammer, bring the bees.
Bees? Why?
What are you doing?
What's that?
Yeonggil...
What the...
That stings!
I'm ready now.
See that?
Stand there.
- I'm dead now. / - Hammer. let's do this.
See that? You guys want a beating too?
Hey, this isn't the time for this!
They said they were giving away
another canned ham set over there.
- That way. / - Hey! Hey!
Those fools! The ham is on the 2nd floor!
- I'm going myself. You'd better not tell. / - Okay.
Don't tell anyone.
There...
Those fools...
Gosh...
That old fart lied to us.
- There was nothing there. / - He tricked us.
Don Spike.
Where's the old fart?
Well... He said not to tell...
You'd better spill the beans!
Where did he go?
Minsang... Went up.
Already?
What are you all doing?
Get up here.
- No! / - Let's go together.
Go by yourself!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
Obok! Obok!
Obok!
See that?
They don't do that for just anyone.
I used my own money at Seun Plaza to
put this on my jacket.
It was raining on my way back
and I almost got electrocuted!
Alright...
What have you guys been up to?
I worked out over the holidays and got really fit.
I started a new business.
I stole from my mom's purse.
Then my mom slapped me.
Since then my face has been like this.
I think it's an improvement.
- Really? / - Yeah.
It's Chuseok soon. Did you guys prepare anything?
We prepared some gifts for the fans.
- Half-moon rice cakes. / - Enjoy.
Enjoy.
- Eat up since it's Chuseok. / - Eat up!
Who got rice cakes?
Raise your hand.
They're not for free. Pay up!
Money doesn't grow on trees!
Lock the doors!
Alright, alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
It's Honnam!
These days, guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
Hey.
You all seem to be pitying me more
since it's the holidays.
It's a lot better to spend the holidays alone.
If you go visit your hometown,
your relatives will hassle you with questions!
When you're a teen...
"Study hard so you can get into a good university."
Then once you graduate...
"You should get a job."
Once you get a job...
"You should get married."
After getting married... "You should have kids."
Then you have a kid and he grows up.
They tell the kid.
"You should get into a good university."
Life repeats itself!
That's why I'm going to spend this Chuseok alone.
I'm going to stay home for the holidays.
I went to the mart, bought a ton of groceries
and came home.
I got on the elevator and saw a guy on his way down
with a bunch of luggage.
We told each other to have a nice Chuseok.
That's good.
I found out that my house was robbed.
That luggage on the elevator was my stuff.
He couldn't have got my secret money stash
I hid behind the picture frame...
That guy was a professional.
He took everything.
He had a happy holiday
and I had nightmares.
It's fine. My place got more spacious now!
You shouldn't be alone.
You should find someone to date and get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it.
I bet you're envious of a single guy like me!
- Yeah, I'm envious that you're single. / - Right?
I want to relax during the holidays but I can't.
I have to visit my parents. And that's not all.
I have to visit the in-laws too.
When I visit my in-laws, they yell,
"What took you so long?"
They got angry.
I asked, "Mother-in-law, why are you upset?"
She says, "I missed you so much!"
She hugs me. She likes me so much.
Then my mother-in-law started making fritters.
I tried to help
and my father-in-law said,
"This isn't the time to make fritters, Daehui!
What are you doing?" He got all upset.
"Father-in-law, what's wrong?"
"Stop cooking and take a nap. Rest up."
What a hassle!
Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?
I want to take a nap by your side.
- What's wrong with you? / - Stay with me!
Sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ You get together with family on Chuseok ♪
♪ And you're all happy playing cards ♪
♪ But then your grandma ♪
♪ Who's been losing finally wins once ♪
♪ And the entire family congratulates her ♪
♪ My grandma said while smiling ♪
♪ If I add up all my winning ♪
♪ You all owe me $6,700 ♪
♪ My grandpa said ♪
♪ Pull out some cash or I'll cut your hands off ♪
Wow...
♪ What my entire family needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of moneylender business cards ♪
♪ All my uncles and dad, it's okay to cry ♪
♪ Grandma is looking for an apartment in Gangnam ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
He's pointing at her.
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ When you're driving back to Seoul ♪
♪ And your dad's tired so your mom offers to drive ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ It feels warm as my dad and I get to sleep ♪
♪ Because of my mom's sacrifice ♪
♪ My mom said 5 hours later ♪
♪ How do you start the car, son? ♪
What?
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ It's already running, woman ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of blood pressure medicine ♪
♪ Don't worry dad, you don't have to cry ♪
♪ It's 3 a.m. so there's no traffic ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
The next class is history.
That's so boring.
It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how history class
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Magellan's voyage in 1521.
People!
Earth being flat is a lie!
Then how does Earth look?
- Earth is round! / - How does it look?
Round!
It's so hot.
You hot?
♪ Madonna, Donna, Donna ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
- Hi. / - So pretty!
Hi there.
Her outfit always changes.
Who are you?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
I see.
- You're looking fresh today, teach! / - What?
You look very fashionable.
Gosh, I need to meet a dreamy guy like you, teacher.
- All I meet are bums and lowlifes! / - What?
I met a guy that begs for change.
What was he like?
It's this guy.
He's handsome.
This is a bunch of baloney! All Photoshop!
What?
He's very good at using a computer.
I'm so upset.
That's it. Please step aside.
Alright, you.
You have a photo editing app on your phone, right?
Sell it back to me.
Why?
Photo editing can't help you.
You just need to be buried with a shovel.
You shouldn't judge people by their looks.
Try meeting him. He could be a good guy.
Oh, please!
I asked him what his ideal type was.
He said she should be rich, be good at housework,
make lots of money and should
at least be as pretty as Song Hyekyo.
Give me a freaking break! The nerve of him!
I hope you're alone for the rest of your life!
I'm so upset...
Why did it feel like that was directed at me?
She was saying that to me, right?
- No, no. / - No?
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this. Angry Bird!
- Angry Bird is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why all he says is,
"I'm angry! I'm angry!"
Because he's weak.
- His face is too weak! / - Weak!
Make his face powerful!
Wow...
- Man! / - Man!
Angry Bird is a man that would roar like a lion!
Man!
And this.
Nobody's going to respect this comb.
Make his comb powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Angry Bird is a man that's so angry...
- He's on fire! / - Man!
Make his wings powerful!
Spread his wings out!
Angry Bird is a man that could flap and...
- Blow all the fine dust away! / - Man!
And that's not all!
Men these days are so weak.
When they drink carbonated beverages...
"Ouch, that stings my neck."
"Now I'm going to burp."
- That's so weak! / - Weak!
- Make the beverage powerful... / - Powerful.
What is this?
- Man! / - Man!
- I'm a man that gets scaling with cola! / - Man!
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi! / - I see.
You got your nails done today.
No, I tried to stop a nose bleed with my fingers.
How do you exercise
when you live alone on the mountain?
I don't need to exercise on the mountain.
No need when I live on the mountain every day.
I don't use any safety gear.
I climb a cliff with my bare hands
and struggling for 5 hours.
Then when I finally reach the top,
I'm all out of breath.
I take a look in the distance...
- The view is nice? / - I see the Grim Reaper.
He's standing there like this.
He says he won't let it slide next time.
I got so scared I signed up for Zumba classes.
That's enough.
Alright.
You live in the mountains alone.
You should be on that show,
"I am a Natural Person."
Oh, I already got a casting call yesterday.
I turned them down.
Why? You don't really like the show?
No, they weren't paying enough.
They offered this when I should be getting this!
TV producers...
Once I'm paid this much, I'll fight a boar
and even glare at tigers.
But I need to at least get this much.
Or I won't make a profit.
Go sit down.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
When it's Chuseok,
a lot of you go to karaoke with your family.
I've prepared a song to sing
when I visit my hometown.
- Shall I sing it? / - Yes.
♪ No matter what anyone says ♪
♪ People ♪ come first.
I was nervous you all would catch on.
Nice job! You're quite the singer!
I love you.
Many things come to mind when you...
- Think of Chuseok. / - Right.
First, the shircle danshe.
The circle dance.
Vishiting your anshestors' gwaveshite.
Visiting your ancestors' gravesite.
With Chusheok gift shets in each hand.
With Chuseok gift sets in each hand.
I love you.
Dear, can we not go down
to the countryside this year?
My mother made half-moon rice cakes
and beef skewers.
Nice! Let's follow the scent and go now!
Let's go!
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Me!
You get to go first, dear.
I want to get my parents a gift.
What do you think they'd like?
For your parents, rather than a gift,
put your heart into it
and give them this first.
Love.
Cash comes first.
Have a great Chuseok, everyone!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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It is a car with very large wheels and a powerful engine!
By the way, the first monster truck was built in 1975!
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