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Wrong Heads Eyes | Motu Patlu ,anna & Talking Tom |Finger Family Nursery Rhymes | by Today Kids TV

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Misha Kapoor Looks Super Cute While Playing With Father Shahid Kapoor!! - Duration: 4:05.

Misha Kapoor Looks Super Cute While Playing With Father Shahid Kapoor!!

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[Episode 2] Monster Strike the Animation Official (English sub) [The Fading Cosmos] [Full HD] - Duration: 8:42.

Miroku finally revealed her true motive.

At this rate, both the monster world and the human world will be destroyed.

Given this scenario, she chooses to wipe out the humans to save the world.

And I didn't know this, but at the same time,

something serious was happening at Mana's house, as well.

Mana, what I'm about to tell you may greatly change your life.

Do you still want to hear it?

Yes.

All right.

Your father...

Episode 02 An Overwhelming Gap in Strength! Miroku Stands in the Way

I'm... I'm...

You are you.

You're Mana Livingstone.

But...

Keep yourself steady.

Otherwise you won't be able to defy the fangs of fate that will surely come for you.

What is that form?

Does this mean she's even stronger now?

Miroku was already plenty strong before.

This battle might be very rough.

Your destruction may be your salvation.

As you are on the great wheel of life and death, eventually you will be reincarnated.

What are you talking about?!

Our destruction is our salvation? That makes no sense!

Ryoma!

Yeah!

What?!

Ryoma's gun isn't working?!

That means it's an illusion.

Attacking an illusion is pointless!

No.

She's moving so quickly that it looks as if it's piercing her.

No way.

What should we do?

I know! Now's the time for your power of prophecy!

Nostradamus, you can see all sorts of futures, right?

No... I don't want to see that future again.

I'm scared.

I'm too scared.

So not only is she super fast, but her power is overwhelming, too.

Don't make it sound like we're done for.

Well, do you have any hope, then?

No.

Unbelievable.

But we have no choice but to do it!

Since Ryoma and the others are attacking at full force and can't make her budge,

it means Miroku's attacks are even stronger than that.

So even for someone like Ryoma or Kamui, being directly hit by Miroku's attack

could mean that they'll disappear from this world forever.

Oh, no!

At this rate, Ren and the others—

Mana!

You can't go there now.

But I can't just leave them there!

Please, let me go.

I'll be the one to fight.

I'm only taking you along.

All right?

Okay, Walpurgis!

And don't forget what I told you earlier.

You are you. Mana Livingstone.

I am me. Mana Livingstone.

I figured I'd try not dodging, but this is all?

Her sword is so powerful!

And that's with one hand!

Ryoma!

There's nothing that can't be cut if you believe enough!

Even staggered attacks won't work.

Mana!

So you came on your own accord, Unleasher of the Red Moon.

Whoa. That's as close as I'll allow you to come.

There is nothing that you can do in this muddy stream of time.

Mana, don't!

We won't forgive you for this.

You have to face us now!

Then I shall grant you this, the salvation that is your destruction.

No! Everybody run!

I am...

You are not human.

Mana... Anima.

We were so close, but we didn't notice them at all.

The fangs of fate that were about to snap at Mana.

The World Ends...

...in 11 Episodes

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[VOSTFR] [CC] BTS JIMIN ET SON PETIT PIMENT - Duration: 1:28.

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Soreh Asar ki fazilat Sureh adiyat ki fazilat Sureh tutakarsur ki fazilat - Duration: 3:00.

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Ist Cannabis ernten legal? | Galileo | ProSieben - Duration: 7:20.

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ធំល្អណាស់ បទថ្មីបុកបាសកក្រើកកប់ទៀតហើយ ធានាហ្មង , Break Mix , Khmer Remix 2018 , Audio Spectrum - Duration: 10:39.

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「コウノドリ」主題歌 / 奇蹟 / Uru / YouTube ver. TBS金曜ドラマ「コウノドリ」主題歌 / BGM - Duration: 2:27.

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Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.10.14] - Duration: 1:10:37.

(Acting Idols)

Today's audition is

for a movie about a rabbit

that has to fix his posture.

We'll start the audition for

"The Rabbit with Turtle Neck Syndrome."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello!

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

Don't you know me?

I totally blew up after shooting a commercial.

You're wearing too much makeup.

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They say I look better in person!

They say you look terrible in person.

I'll show you my acting.

- Don't. / - Here I go.

A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Okay! Action!

Are you going somewhere nice today?

You're all dressed up.

Yeah, I'm going to a funeral.

You might get kicked out dressed like that.

Come on. So you have something for me?

Not at all...

Oh, I brought a ring.

Give me your hand.

Here.

What is this?

There's no gem. It's just a band!

- Look over there. / - What?

Ta-da.

Wow! I've never seen such a pretty gem!

So pretty...

I'm sure you've seen a lot of those.

Thanks.

Hold on.

Why does my throat hurt?

Give me some candy.

My throat is all better now!

I get that and all.

But you sound strange.

Can I get one of those candies?

What are you doing?

Don't run away!

Why aren't you giving me the candy?

Stop messing around! This isn't funny.

Just break up if you're going to be this way.

What? Break up?

You're so mean...

Why are you crying?

Hey... Wipe your tears with this.

Nami...

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Who are you?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They get nose bleeds when they see me!

They'll lose their tempers!

- You're out. Go sit down. / - Fine.

Sorry but please hide your face.

- I'm sorry. / - Alright.

Next candidate, come in.

What brings you here, ma'am?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles

we have left are unimportant roles

like the old spinster going home for the holidays...

There are no unimportant roles in acting.

No matter how unimportant the role,

you give it your all

to deliver the important information.

This is the spirit of acting.

I am merely a traffic reporter that informs you

of the road conditions.

The road back to Seoul is very congested.

I suggest you take some time with your family

and make wishes on the full moon.

There's no full moon.

Ta-da!

I'll make a wish.

Move your face.

Now that I've granted your wish,

I'll act as the old spinster going home for

the holidays.

Gosh, you never show your face

and now you're here.

Hey, big brother...

Goodness...

That's messed up, sister-in-law!

You must've worked my brother hard

for his hands to be all callused and peeling!

What? He's a baseball player?

Second brother...

That's messed up, sister-in-law!

You must've worked my brother hard

for him to get all skinny and old!

What? That's our dad?

Dad, you still look so healthy!

Ma'am...

You acting is so colorless.

There is no colorless in acting.

I was clearly expressing the spinster's

likes and dislikes as she'd spit out

the half-moon rice cakes filled with beans

and eat up the ones

filled with sesame seeds.

This is the spirit of acting!

Alright. The scene of the spinster spending

the holiday with her family...

Show us the standard version of that.

There is no standard version in acting.

I've been hit too much.

Acting comes out when you

reinterpret the role in your own color.

I am merely

like IU who did a remake of

Yang Heeeun's "Autumn Morning."

♪ Early morning, when you hear ♪

♪ The small birds sing ♪

- Oh, hello Heeeun. / - What's your name?

Remakes are good

but so is the original.

Now I'll act as the spinster back at her hometown.

Look.

When you make half-moon rice cakes,

make them look pretty

so you can have a pretty daughter.

What? I shouldn't make half-moon rice cakes?

Because I'll never have kids?

How could you say that? How upsetting!

And who made the half-moon rice cake

so big and fat?

Gosh...

It was you, mom?

That's why I'm so big and fat...

But at least you had children, mom!

- I'll be alone all my life! / - Ma'am, you're out!

(Idiotic Robot)

Hey.

Where's Jinho-bot?

Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!

- Did you call, master? / - Yeah.

I have no emotions.

I am Jinho-bot.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

Jinho-bot did you bring everything

for the memorial ceremony?

Yes, master.

For the memorial ceremony...

- Engine oil. / - What?

And washer fluid.

Hey, what's all this stuff you brought?

I should hold a memorial ceremony too.

Hold on...

I can't believe this.

You'll hold a memorial ceremony?

Master.

I'm actually a 9th generation robot with deep roots.

You have ancestors?

Yes, master.

My 7th generation grandpa.

Looks just like you.

And my grandma.

That's your grandma?

She just looks like your grandpa with long hair!

Let's leave family out of this.

Alright. I'm sorry.

Anyway, master.

Can we not go anywhere this Chuseok?

No way. I should eat my mom's cooking

for the holidays.

You mom's cooking?

I fix all that food.

What's so hard about fixing a meal?

A meal?

It's because I have to fix that meal 10 times!

I clear the table, then your uncle's family shows up

so I set the table again.

When I clear that, your aunt's shows up

and I set the table again!

Some people just eat

while other people just work!

I'm so angry...

Alright.

I'll help you out this time then.

Master.

Not going is helping me.

"I have work this Chuseok

so I can't go back home."

How is that so hard to say?

All the other robots get to travel abroad.

I'm so misfortunate!

Gosh... Poor me!

Alright, alright, Jinho-bot. I get it.

After Chuseok, I'll get you

a luxury brand outfit.

That's not going to cheer me up.

Hey, I think you're feeling better now.

I am not.

You're totally feeling better!

I said I am not... Get off me!

You're so silly!

What was that?

- Honey. / - Hey, honey!

Honey.

Why do you look so upset to visit home?

Whenever I visit home, my parents

tell me that I should bring my boyfriend!

Boyfriend mode. Let's go, Somi.

Oh, my!

Jinho-bot, you'll go with me?

What are you talking about? I'm the boyfriend!

Oh...

I'm so upset...

The back of my head hurts.

Hey, did you bring my neck pillow?

Yes, master.

Here's your neck pillow.

Hey!

I said bring my neck pillow not my pillow!

Honey.

- I have a neck pillow. / - Yeah?

Why are you looking for it in there?

Hyeseon-bot!

What the...

What is it? What is it?

I hope you travel comfortably.

You're the best, Hyeseon-bot.

Hi, Jinho-bot!

Hi, Hyeseon-bot.

Jinho-bot.

What will you wish for on the full moon for Chuseok?

I'll wish...

Please let Jinho-bot love me forever.

Please pretend you didn't hear that!

What?

Jinho-bot!

You're so mean!

Gosh...

Jinho-bot.

You've upset Hyeseon-bot and she left.

You hate her that much?

- Yeah. / - It's not like that...

Jinho-bot, what kind of female robot is your ideal type?

I like a girl robot that looks cool

when she's cooking with a knife.

- A knife? / - A knife?

What the... Gosh!

What is this?

Hey...

Jinho-bot!

I'll show you my knife skills!

This isn't right!

Stop right there!

(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)

- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.

- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.

We're friends, right?

- Right? / - Right?

Can just one of you talk?

Okay.

- Okay. / - Okay.

It's so long.

- What? / - What?

The time between breakfast and lunch?

No, the holidays.

Oh, condensed milk? Here.

The holidays for Chuseok.

For the holidays this year...

Let's ride Myeonghun's car back to our hometown.

Let's go!

- Let's go! / - Let's go!

This is gross.

Oh, right, Minkyoung.

I hear you're playing

the lead for "Save Me" season 2.

"Feed Me."

No?

Was that only funny to me?

Myeonghun, want to get in trouble?

- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?

He keeps trying to lock me down!

- You beast! / - You beast!

You beast!

When I wore a low cut top,

you kept signaling to me like this.

Why are you trying to stop me

from showing off my body?

Does my body belong to you?

Why'd you do that? So she'd cover her chest?

So she'd cover her chest?

No, you had hair on her chest.

You had hairs poking out

and they were flapping around...

I thought it was a hand at first.

Guys, congratulate me.

I feel like I'll get a rapper boyfriend soon.

You might get married soon.

You might get married soon.

You might go to jail soon.

Who is it?

Nobody asked.

Zico.

We were on a date and I wanted to surprise him

so I hid in the grass thicket like this.

He must've thought I looked cute.

Know what he said as soon as he found me?

So cute. Gosh!

So lovely. Gosh!

Gross, a leafhopper.

Sorry about calling you a leafhopper.

I should've called you a granny.

What was that?

I've never experienced this.

- What happened? / - What happened?

I was sharing some spicy rice cakes

on the street with my crush.

Sharing food? That sounds like a lie.

Some old lady on the street

asked for directions.

So I kindly explained to her.

Do you know what she said to my crush?

You sure have a kind girlfriend.

You sure have a nice girlfriend.

You sure have a heavy girlfriend.

I hear you were 12kg when you were born.

Is that true?

That's what your mom said.

Guys.

It's going to be our 20th Chuseok soon.

More like 35th.

Remember the old days?

We always hung out with Myeonghun on Chuseok.

Oh, I remember.

Oh, I remember.

Oh, I want to forget.

Let's go back to those days...

- And wrestle! / - Let's wrestle!

I don't want to!

You can't back out.

What are you doing?

Let's wrestle!

(Quiz Cafe)

An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million

on the line.

I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,

Seo Taehun.

Will someone win the $1 million today?

Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello.

Hello, Minsang.

- Minsang. / - Yes.

I hear that your value has gone up a lot.

Oh, no. Not at all.

I saw in an article recently.

There was an article too?

"Pork costs have been rising..."

That's an article from August!

We're with the valuable Minsang.

Before the actual quiz,

we'll have a warm-up quiz.

Look at the sentence on screen

and rearrange it so that it's correct.

Here we go!

"My dad goes into the bag."

Oh, I know this.

"My dad goes into his room."

- Correct! / - Great!

Next.

"Minsang, go fork yourself."

This is why things need to be written properly.

"Minsang, go eat your meal."

- That's how it goes. / - Right, that's correct.

- "Minsang, fork yourself" is incorrect. / - Alright, okay.

Alright.

Here's the next one.

Minsang, you son of a... Hey!

- Excuse me! / - Yes?

Give us the answer!

This is written very strangely.

- This is very easy. / - What?

The answer is,

"Minsang, your rent is overdue."

- I know that... / - Then why didn't you answer?

Because it offended me.

There's one more left.

Next!

"Good-bye then, Minsang."

That looks like it's correct.

What's wrong with that?

That's too bad.

The answer is...

"Good-bye, the late Minsang."

Hold on...

What about that last part?

Excuse me!

Stop forcing it!

Let's start the actual quiz now.

Now we'll show you photos of middle-aged

actresses when they were young.

Here are the options.

1.

Kim Sumi.

2.

Sa Mija.

Gosh! I thought it was Kim Taehee.

3.

Ko Dusim.

So innocent!

They're Korea's top actresses.

So here's your question.

Among the following,

pick who has changed the most for the worse.

Go ahead!

Hold on...

Hey, I should bury you, scumbag.

You're cursing? Oh, Kim Sumi changed the most?

No! No, no...

Don't do this. Can we not do questions like this?

- Dusim? / - What?

Ko Dusim?

I think you picked Ko Dusim.

- No! No! / - Minsang, unfortunately, you're wrong.

You tell me the answer.

The answer is obvious.

It's the icon of change.

Yoo Minsang is the answer.

That's me?

You were so cute when you were a baby.

The next question will be given by

KBS announcer Park Sora.

Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.

- Minsang, good to see you. / - Hello.

Minsang will sing the songs

and Sora will guess the titles.

- Sure. / - Alright, alright.

Start!

It's an easy one!

♪ Inside the elevator ♪

- Beep. / - Correct!

How is that correct?

- Next! / - Hey...

Oh, this.

- ♪ Even after 1,000 years ♪ / - You'll be single.

Correct!

- Excuse me... / - Next.

How is that...

Fine.

Oh, an easy one.

1, 2...

♪ I'm going to love you ♪

♪ I'm going to sue you ♪

- ♪ So nobody knows ♪ / - Correct!

- Hey! / - I'm going to sue him.

- Excuse me! / - Minsang, that was amazing.

You just need to get one more right to win the $1 million.

I'm not playing.

Your last question is very easy.

Look at the choices and

pick the appropriate answer to my question.

Alright.

Here we go!

Minsang's ideal type is...

1. Lee Suji. 2. Kim Minkyoung.

Hold on...

Why is it...

This must be a hard choice for you.

It's not that.

- Oh, they're right there. / - They're over there.

Don't misunderstand.

I...

I like both of them.

So you want to be a two-timer?

What?

I didn't mean that.

You seem very uncomfortable.

- Forget this. / - Here's your next question.

Choose the more dangerous creature.

1. A Siberian tiger.

2. Yoo Minsang after skipping 2 meals.

Go ahead!

Hey!

I was surprised too. Look here!

Why am I on this?

Of course a tiger is scarier!

You are incorrect.

The answer is no. 2. Minsang after skipping 2 meals.

Here's your next question.

Of the following, pick the more pathetic person.

1. A man that failed his job interview.

2. Minsang after dropping a pastry.

Excuse me... Excuse me...

Of course it's... No...

I bet it's Minsang after dropping a pastry.

What are you saying?

Obviously it's the man that failed his interview.

Minsang, you eat food off the floor.

Nobody would pity you.

I don't eat off the floor!

Unfortunately, you did not win the $1 million.

I don't care at all.

Will someone win the $1 million next time?

Next episode, we'll have Siberian Minsang

who is on the top of the food chain.

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

- Everyone, today is a holiday! / - That's right.

- Valentine's Day! / - What?

I just said anything.

Let's meet our first contestant.

Hello.

I'm Park Hwisun the comedian.

I hope you only see pleasant things during Chuseok.

He did say to only look at pleasant things!

He had to be censored!

You know, a lot of people I know

want to be introduced to Hwisun.

Who?

Conmen, voice phishers...

He sure is popular.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Trust me.

Is her name Namiko?

Trust me and take this medicine.

Such a reliable statement!

Yes, this is Yeongjin's.

Is it yours, yours?

Who's the next contestant?

Wake up...

Wake up!

Did someone he loves just die?

Stop snoring!

That's a sleep apnea statement!

♪ Oh, let's go, snoring ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

Mister, how much for this one?

- It's not for sale. / - Gosh!

It wasn't a mannequin leg. It was a person's leg.

Yeongjin's leg...

Is worth $1 million?

Is outdated.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Honey, spin the laundry for me.

Sure.

He was really spinning the laundry!

- Amazing. / - ♪ A turn it ♪ statement.

- That's right. / - Who does your laundry?

I do.

She does.

- Really? / - And he does the dishes.

You get so much help.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Don't move!

Stop right there!

Is it a terrorist?

Let's play yut!

- 4! / - 4!

It wasn't a bomb. They were yut sticks.

That could've been an explosive Chuseok.

I'm Chuseok tonight.

Very strong.

Let's meet the next contestant.

The puppet.

Is it the puppet dance?

They were surprised at each other with that one.

Right.

If those two dated, who could do better?

Seems like a waste of money.

Wise answer to a silly question.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a matador?

Done with my laundry!

He wasn't a matador! He did his laundry!

Amazing!

- He deserves praise for that one. / - Right!

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Daughter-in-law, stick a fritter on me.

Yes, mother-in-law.

A hard-hitting daughter-in-law statement!

I'm really good at making fritters.

Put your hands up!

Make a green onion fritter!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he stretching?

Teacher, I have a question.

- He raised his foot instead of his hand! / - Right.

- Now that's presenting. / - Right.

Yeongjin, are you left footed or right footed?

I'm a spy.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Hurray!

- Hurray! / - For Korean independence?

My wife is away at her parents'!

- It's independence from his wife! / - Right!

Yeongjin, how old are you?

43!

And your older brother?

33!

Born one after another.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Hypnotized!

What do you see?

People are calling me...

A princess...

- Such shoddy hypnosis! / - Right!

An absurd statement!

Yeongjin, Red Velvet!

♪ Red flavor, are you curious, honey? ♪

From the Say Anything Festival,

this has been caster daughter-in-law...

And commentator help me out, husband.

Hello!

(We Need to Talk 1987)

Hello.

I'm your DJ.

Call me Hyeok.

Daehui works hard to pay back his debt.

Why are you here?

- I'm here for my $500. / - Bongseon goes to collect...

- Her money. / - I'm working hard...

As a DJ to pay you back.

Anyway, pay me back soon!

The two of them grow farther apart.

Why do I feel so lonely today?

Nobody to hang out with.

Nobody to tease.

Hey... Bongseon!

Who are you?

Oh... I'm sorry.

You look just like Bongseon.

Oh, I see...

Hey... Bongseon!

What the...

I'm sorry. You look just like Bongseon.

What's with me today?

Oh. Hey, Daehui.

Seoul city boy.

Why did you want to see me?

The thing is...

Bongseon has always been into you,

so I couldn't tell her how I felt.

But I think Bongseon is totally over you now.

Really?

Did she really say that she's totally over me?

Yes. She doesn't even want to see your face.

But I don't think Bongseon sees me

as more than a friend.

So...

How can I get Bongseon to like me?

For Bongseon...

When you order food at a restaurant...

Make sure to order at least 5 servings.

She could get embarrassed,

so if the restaurant owner asks...

Say you're ordering for a group.

And...

Don't ever touch Bongseon's food.

You could get slapped.

And...

Even if Bongseon calls,

her tonsils her prostate...

Just accept it.

She's...

More ignorant than you can imagine.

And lastly...

Just do me this one favor.

What is it?

Please...

No matter what happens...

Don't make Bongseon cry.

Bongseon's dad is a gangster.

See you.

Okay. Bye, Daehui.

- Sejin. / - Yeah.

Hey, Bongseon.

Sorry.

I was a bit late.

No, I just got here too.

Have you eaten yet? Should we get some food?

We're going to eat dinner in a bit.

Let's just get a light snack then.

Alright.

- Ma'am, one serving of spicy rice cakes. / - Sure.

With blood sausages, corn dogs, silkworm pupae,

fries, dumplings and instant noodles too.

What're you having?

You're going to eat all that yourself?

No, we have others coming.

We're having a get-together.

Oh, really?

Is someone else coming?

No, it's just for us two.

Sejin... You're so sweet today.

So...

You can eat these first.

- Okay. / - Thank you.

This looks good.

- Sejin. / - Yeah?

I'll pack us lunch one day.

I'm really good at making that.

What?

Nipple rice balls.

Oh, sure, sure.

Sounds delicious.

I'll pack some for you.

Daehui.

Grandpa!

Hey, Daehui.

What brings you here?

I was going to visit you with dad for Chuseok.

Why'd you come up from the countryside?

I live in the building next door.

What about grandma?

She's coming.

How could you get on the elevator by yourself?

The elevator!

- Geez! / - Grandma!

- Gosh... / - Grandma...

Good to see you.

- How've you been? / - Fine.

I'm still angry! Still angry!

You took the elevator!

By yourself!

I'm sorry.

Stop that.

Have a seat.

- I'm sorry. / - The elevator...

- Eat up. / - Yes.

So where did your dad go?

I don't know.

Probably out meeting some woman.

Your father...

He's finally come to his senses

and planning on remarrying?

Remarrying, my foot!

Your father will never get his act together!

Grandma, why do you look upset?

Well... The truth is...

There's nobody quite like your father.

He's handsome...

He's kind...

Oh, please.

He's my son

but he's a scumbag.

You and I gave birth to a scumbag!

What is it?

Why'd you take the elevator alone?

Why'd you take the elevator alone?

Stop it!

Grandpa is totally right.

All dad does is get angry at me.

He's done nothing for me.

You brat...

I don't know about anyone else...

But you shouldn't be talking like that!

Boy...

Do you know how hard your father works...

So that he can send you to college?

Have you ever seen your father's toes?

He has no toenails on his toes.

Do you know why they're gone?

It's from athlete's foot.

From athlete's foot...

He lost his toenails from not washing his feet!

That's not what I was going to say!

Your father...

Do you know why he neglected you as a child?

Just to raise you...

To make money...

He went to Saudi Arabia!

Saudi Arabia, my foot. He went to jail!

You gave birth to a scumbag!

Fine!

He's a scumbag!

Stop it!

(Silly Interview)

I'd like to welcome all the reporters

and audience members to this preview of

the movie, "Murderer in the Darkness."

We'll bring in the director and actors

to discuss the movie now.

Let's bring them in with a big round of applause!

Hello there.

Good to see you all.

Please have a seat.

Good to see everyone.

Let's hear from the director first.

Hello.

I'm Song Jungeun, the director of this film.

I heard things were very pleasant on set.

Yes, we worked and shot together

every day for 2 years.

We know everything about each other now.

We're practically a family.

Yumi's acting was great.

Soyeong was great too...

- And the man next to Soyeong. / - Yes.

This man's acting was incredible.

In all my years as a director,

I've never met someone

who's so good at acting.

But...

I'm just Soyeong's manager.

I didn't know it would be like this here.

Director! That's okay.

It's an honest mistake.

Why is the manager sitting here?

Get out of here, man!

And take the chair too!

Why are you dressed in a suit?

And why did you get makeup done?

How is a manger better looking than an actor?

Director, calm down.

Please calm down.

- Calm down. / - Director.

So, let's hear from the actors now.

Yes.

This movie preview is a special moment

and there was some trouble.

Hello, I'm the lead of this film. I'm Kang Yumi.

Our movie...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Our movie is an exciting thriller

where the audience will have fun

guessing who the culprit is.

I think you'll all enjoy the movie more

if you try to guess who the killer is

while you watch.

- Thank you. / - Guessing who the killer is.

Hello!

I'm Park Soyeong and I play the killer.

You're not supposed to say you're the killer.

Why not?

I didn't tell them I kill Yumi...

- How could you give that away? / - Are you nuts?

I didn't know it would be like this here.

Director, where are you going again? Come on...

- What? What? / - Just hold on.

Where is this place?

Where is this place?

Where is this place?

Hold on. What's wrong with him?

- Have you heard of method acting? / - Yes.

It's because he's still playing his character.

Just where is this place?

It's a movie preview.

Where is this place?

Where is this place?

Does he play someone who gets kidnapped?

He misses his stop from falling asleep on the bus.

Where am I?

Where is this place?

Why is he trying so hard?

I raised his pay by $10.

Where is this place?

- Stop it. / - Where is this place?

- Where is this place? / - That's enough.

I'm taking the $10 back!

He's back to normal now.

Okay, alright, alright.

So now...

I'd like to ask Yumi a question.

You usually do melodramas

but you did a thriller this time.

Was it hard to shoot at all?

I think that's probably

the darkest role I've played.

I had many scenes where I smoke a cigarette.

That's hard for an actress.

No, I smoke 3 packs a day so it wasn't hard.

I did my first love scene as an actress...

Now a love scene is very hard for an actress.

No, I've had so much experience in that

so it was a piece of cake.

It was a walk in the park.

There was a scene of me locked up in jail.

I wanted to really nail that scene

so I robbed a drunk person and got thrown in jail.

The director came to visit me

and shot the scene

with a cell phone camera making it look really real.

I'm excited to see how it turned out.

Please look out for that scene, everyone.

This is my first time saying this.

That scene will not be featured in the movie.

Why not?

I was so happy that day,

I left my cell phone in the taxi after drinking.

- Is this for real? / - It's not in the movie.

- For real? / - Yeah, for real.

I have a criminal record because of that scene.

I'm sorry.

- Let me add to my record... / - Calm down, Yumi.

- Yumi... / - Let me add to it...

Calm down.

Are you insane? For real?

I didn't know I'd be given such a hard time here.

Director, why do you keep running away?

Now it's Korea's sweetheart.

I'll ask Soyeong a question.

What would be the twist in this movie?

Between the 2nd and 3rd act of the movie,

I totally change.

Your character changes?

- My nose. / - What?

I got a nose job.

I used to have a pug nose but I changed it.

- One positive note. / - Pretty, right?

Soyeong's acting was very awkward

but her nose looked more awkward

that it covered up her awkward acting.

Director! Thank you!

Alright.

Let's keep talking.

I heard there are very many

action scenes in this movie.

Yes.

If you don't mind,

could you just show us one action scene?

I don't do those scenes.

- You show them. / - What?

Show them.

Hold on. Hold on.

Hey... Who is that person?

That's the person that

doubled for Yumi here and there.

Don't mind him.

- Yumi's stunt double? / - Yes.

Alright.

You killed him, didn't you?

How could you?

Who do you think made me like this?

You rotten wench!

You think I'm finished?

You're out of your mind.

You want to kill me too?

Save me... Save me!

Where do you think you're running to?

The stunt double took a lot of hits.

Then you take the hits!

Why would I take the hits?

- I didn't know it would be like this! / - Okay, okay!

Okay. Yes, yes.

Calm down.

Alright then.

Lastly,

the people are very excited.

What if you sell over 10 million tickets?

Are you going to make a promise?

If we sell over 10 million tickets...

There will be a shaved head.

- You'll shave your head? / - Yes.

- No. Soyeong will shave hers. / - What?

Why would I shave my head?

- I'm not doing that. I'll do something else. / - Okay.

If we sell over 10 million tickets...

I'll show everyone the man I'm living with.

What? That means you're living with a man now.

What?

I didn't tell anyone that it's the director.

What does that mean?

You're shacking up with her?

What about our marriage?

What about our marriage?

Marriage?

I didn't know this is a place we get caught.

Honey!

(YOLO Inn)

Dear.

This old fart...

I told him to set the memorial table

and he's passed out.

Dear!

- Why you... / - Okbun.

Dear!

What did you do all night for you to doze off?

Come here so we can make fritters.

Okbun.

I worked all night and made the fritters for you.

Dear...

Then I'll do the dishes.

Okbun.

I worked all night

and did all the dishes for you too.

Dear...

Then I have nothing to do...

Then I'll go wash up.

Okbun.

I'll wash you too.

I don't think so!

- But we're a couple! / - In your dreams.

You go wash up, dear!

Ow, that hurt.

Grandpa!

Who are you kids?

Hello, we're from the village nearby.

- I'm Deullae... / - And I'm Dallae.

How cute.

You kids are so nice.

Other kids don't say hello.

How sweet of you kids.

Kids are like that these days.

Oh, I guess.

What brings you here?

We brought some fish to share with you, grandpa.

Wow, this is expensive fish.

You should share the good stuff.

Gosh.. What should we give you?

- Rice cakes... / - Let's give them some.

Yes.

Here are some rice cakes.

And we gave you fish...

Thanks for these measly rice cakes.

What a rip-off.

Hold on then...

We got this as a gift.

Galbi!

- Galbi! / - Thank you.

Sure.

- Looks like we get to eat some fish. / - Yes.

This should be good...

What happened?

I said we'd share.

We ate the bodies!

You can eat the heads, grandpa.

You brats!

- He's chasing us! / - Give back the meat!

- Dear! / - Those brats...

Calm down.

Dear, I know you like skewers more.

- I made some for you. / - Skewers?

The ingredients just need to be skewered.

- This looks tasty. / - Doesn't it?

- The best holiday food. / - It's your favorite.

Hold on...

I keep getting food stuck...

It's out.

It just won't come out.

You could just use this.

Dear... Hold on.

I have green onion here that won't come out.

We didn't eat green onions.

It's out.

Dear, doesn't this look delicious?

Here you go. A skewer.

This isn't a skewer.

Then what is it?

It's a toothpick.

What are you saying?

- Try it. / - Alright.

- Is it good? / - Yummy.

It seems like you like it.

- Eat it with rice. / - Yes, let's eat.

Yes.

This looks good.

That looks very unnatural.

What are you doing?

You look like you're doing that intentionally.

- Aren't you thirsty? / - Not at all.

Have some mineral water.

Why is there food in there?

It's mineral water.

I'm not thirsty.

Drink up.

Oh, the food is going down so well.

Drink it.

I ate your skewer.

I'm going to the kitchen for tonic water.

- I'm class 14 comedian, Kim Jimin! / - No thank you.

- Hello! / - Hi!

Sir, why are you so sweaty?

I ate something I shouldn't have.

Really? Let me wipe you off.

Gosh... That sure feels good.

- My neck is sweaty too. / - Your neck?

This handkerchief smells very nice.

You can keep it, sir.

Gosh, thank you.

- Honey! / - Yeah, honey.

I gave your handkerchief to this old man.

- Good job. / - I don't want it!

Keep it!

- Thank you for returning it! / - Sure.

What brings you here?

We plan on staying the night.

- Then eat up and enjoy yourselves. / - Okay.

Wow! A skewers!

This looks great!

There's rice punch too!

- Drink up. / - I knew it!

Rice punch from the countryside tastes best!

Drink the rest.

It's the best, sir!

Gosh... He sure can eat.

Time to pay respects to my ancestor.

Ancestor...

Ancestor...

Ancestor...

Goodness...

It doesn't come every day!

It doesn't come every day!

Sir, sir!

Come to the village square and watch the circus!

Jump, monkey!

Nice! Jump!

Very good!

A circus sounds nice for the holiday

but I have to pay my respects to my ancestor.

Honey.

It hurts here.

Where does it hurt?

Blow on this ouchie for me.

You want me to blow here?

Yeah. And blown on here.

You want me to blow here too?

Honey, that tickles!

Then should I stop?

Honey, it feels like someone is watching us!

Nobody's watching.

Jump, monkey! Jump!

Jump, monkey!

Jump faster!

The old man is bowing.

- Yeah? / - Yeah.

Honey, it's so hot here.

Yeah. Why are you so sweaty, honey?

Honey, I think I should wash up.

Alright then.

- Don't look, honey. / - Alright.

Dear.

♪ If you're an evil doer ♪

What are you doing?

What is all this?

This isn't a holiday cartoon.

Get out of here!

Dear, what are you doing?

1, 2, 3.

Are you insane, you old fart?

Get out of here.

Moths!

Gosh!

Goodness, how did I live

60 years with that man?

Gosh, I should just die.

- Who can I trust now? / - Honey.

I'm all washed up.

Seunghye, you're so pretty without makeup.

Come here.

Honey! Someone's out there!

Who? Who do you think is watching?

- Nobody's there. / - Yeah?

(Can We Become Strangers?)

- Welcome. / - Hello.

- One Americano please. / - Sure.

I don't see your boyfriend today.

We broke up.

- Oh, I'm sorry... / - That's okay.

Being here sure reminds me of him.

I sure miss him.

- Hello. One Americano please. / - Sure.

Oh, your girlfriend dropped by alone yesterday.

Oh, right. You broke up...

I'm sorry.

Yes...

Being here reminds me of her.

I sure miss her.

You mean Sora?

No, the female part-timer.

She's really pretty. Why isn't she at work today?

- She quit. / - Man! Why?

We're getting a male part-timer from tomorrow.

Dang!

But Sora was a very considerate girl.

Even if she was out late drinking,

she'd always send me a photo when she got home.

Whenever I was out late drinking,

my boyfriend would worry about me.

So I sent him a photo

every time I got home.

I took those ahead of time.

Jonghyeok would go to bed and I'd take more shots.

So exciting.

So much fun...

- What is it? / - I really want something sweet now!

Stop.

I'm sorry.

I miss him so much.

I don't think I'll be able to date

someone else for a while.

Excuse me. I have a question.

I'm sorry.

I just broke up with my boyfriend.

I'm sorry.

No. Did you see the cigarettes on the table?

Oh...

Wow, that's some good coffee!

- Just leave me one! / - Geez...

I sure miss Jonghyeok.

Being here reminds me of him too much.

I can't take it.

Tell him how I'm doing when you see him.

Tell him I'm not doing so well.

I'll be going then.

- Good-bye. / - Okay, come again.

Sora, your purse...

I miss Sora so much.

I bet she doesn't miss me though.

I don't even have an excuse to call her.

Sora dropped her purse here yesterday.

How about using this as an excuse to call her?

Oh, yes. Thank you.

Photos of us...

Born in 1979?

She was 10 years older than me!

She made it seem like I was older!

Hold on...

Sora, you're so scary!

I mean, Miss. Sora.

Gosh! Chills!

Did I leave my purse...

- I gave it to Jonghyeok. / - Then he saw my ID!

You thoughtless young punk!

I'm sorry.

I guess Sora and I really do have ties.

She went to school with my aunt!

With my aunt!

My aunt!

And Park Sora!

My aunt has 3 kids and they were classmates!

(Blushing Old Age)

They gave me a canned ham set for Chuseok

at the senior citizen center. How nice.

I should go give this to my grandsons.

Move it!

Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!

Hey, is he the one that took the last ham set?

- Yes. / - That punk...

- Hey. / - What is it?

Oh, so you can hear?

What's in that black bag?

This?

I made half-moon rice cakes

with my wife for Chuseok.

Look.

You have to make pretty half-moon rice cakes

to have a pretty daughter.

Oh... Oh!

Hey!

- You're trying to have another child? / - Oh, stop it!

Don't be ridiculous.

Anyway, I can't give you these.

It's for my sons.

Always about your sons.

What's so great about your kids?

You're always talking about them!

My sons are quite remarkable.

My oldest is a doctor.

My second one is a judge.

My youngest is a lawyer.

All my sons are successful!

Oh, so you're better at rhyming than Nucksal.

What are you saying?

He can talk fast. I talk slow.

Don't worry.

You're a slow talker

but you'll be the first one to go.

I'm so envious.

If you're envious, you go first.

- I'll let you. / - No, Yeonggil.

- You need a beating. / - Yeonggil!

I won't just stand for a beating.

I'm going to run away! Try to hit me!

Yeah? Hammer sniper.

Get ready.

What?

- Try to hit me if you can! / - Yeah...

What's this?

If you're ready... Fire!

I'm dying...

See that? You want a beating too?

- Give me that canned ham set. / - No!

- Give it here! / - No!

Stop!

I'm taking all the canned ham sets!

Where's that canned ham set? Bring it here.

The canned ham...

How dare you ask for that? It's mine!

- Minsang. / - What?

You already got the toothpaste set.

I did get that.

But I have no teeth to brush.

These are false teeth.

Then why do you want the canned ham set?

What?

Skinny, let's take this canned ham set.

We'll grill it up and watch Chuseok movies.

Here's the TV guide.

- This looks like a good one. / - What?

"My Love, Don't Cross That River."

I don't want to cross a river.

- Anything else? / - How about this one?

"Good-bye, My Friend."

Why is it always about parting?

Anything else?

"Pirates of the Caribbean..."

That's a good one!

"Dead Men Tell No Tales."

You keep running your mouth since you're alive.

- Want me to make it so you can't talk? / - Sorry.

- Be careful. / - What are you doing?

Don Spike, where did you get that?

My kids gave this to me as gifts to eat.

Your kids...

What is it?

Look at that old fart! His kids didn't get him anything!

Stop it...

I already... Finished eating my food.

I should've had like 20 kids.

It wasn't enough.

Why'd you sound so sad about finishing your food?

Because it's heart-breaking!

That's it. I'm going to go change

and go on a date with Jeomrye.

Hey! She wouldn't date you...

Women don't like you!

You don't know anything.

Girls scream for guys like Song Joongki...

- And Park Bogum these days. / - Yeah.

Back in my day,

girls would scream when I left the house.

I made their hearts race.

Yes, they all screamed when they saw you.

Out of fear.

Gosh... Who is this?

It's a photo of you.

This would cause heart failure.

Get it out of here.

Right. This thing...

Why does it look like that?

- You finished? / - Yes.

- So it's my turn now? / - What?

You need a beating.

Yeonggil...

You can kick me with your small foot

and it won't hurt at all!

- Yeah? / - Yes.

Hammer, bring the bees.

Bees? Why?

What are you doing?

What's that?

Yeonggil...

What the...

That stings!

I'm ready now.

See that?

Stand there.

- I'm dead now. / - Hammer. let's do this.

See that? You guys want a beating too?

Hey, this isn't the time for this!

They said they were giving away

another canned ham set over there.

- That way. / - Hey! Hey!

Those fools! The ham is on the 2nd floor!

- I'm going myself. You'd better not tell. / - Okay.

Don't tell anyone.

There...

Those fools...

Gosh...

That old fart lied to us.

- There was nothing there. / - He tricked us.

Don Spike.

Where's the old fart?

Well... He said not to tell...

You'd better spill the beans!

Where did he go?

Minsang... Went up.

Already?

What are you all doing?

Get up here.

- No! / - Let's go together.

Go by yourself!

(Bongsunga School)

Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,

Kim Daehui.

Let's get started with Bongsunga School!

- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!

Who are you guys?

We're from "Produce 101."

We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.

I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.

102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!

Obok! Obok!

Obok!

See that?

They don't do that for just anyone.

I used my own money at Seun Plaza to

put this on my jacket.

It was raining on my way back

and I almost got electrocuted!

Alright...

What have you guys been up to?

I worked out over the holidays and got really fit.

I started a new business.

I stole from my mom's purse.

Then my mom slapped me.

Since then my face has been like this.

I think it's an improvement.

- Really? / - Yeah.

It's Chuseok soon. Did you guys prepare anything?

We prepared some gifts for the fans.

- Half-moon rice cakes. / - Enjoy.

Enjoy.

- Eat up since it's Chuseok. / - Eat up!

Who got rice cakes?

Raise your hand.

They're not for free. Pay up!

Money doesn't grow on trees!

Lock the doors!

Alright, alright.

Who wants to talk next?

Hi, everyone!

It's Honnam!

These days, guys that live alone

are more popular than handsome guys.

I live alone. I'm Honnam.

Hey.

You all seem to be pitying me more

since it's the holidays.

It's a lot better to spend the holidays alone.

If you go visit your hometown,

your relatives will hassle you with questions!

When you're a teen...

"Study hard so you can get into a good university."

Then once you graduate...

"You should get a job."

Once you get a job...

"You should get married."

After getting married... "You should have kids."

Then you have a kid and he grows up.

They tell the kid.

"You should get into a good university."

Life repeats itself!

That's why I'm going to spend this Chuseok alone.

I'm going to stay home for the holidays.

I went to the mart, bought a ton of groceries

and came home.

I got on the elevator and saw a guy on his way down

with a bunch of luggage.

We told each other to have a nice Chuseok.

That's good.

I found out that my house was robbed.

That luggage on the elevator was my stuff.

He couldn't have got my secret money stash

I hid behind the picture frame...

That guy was a professional.

He took everything.

He had a happy holiday

and I had nightmares.

It's fine. My place got more spacious now!

You shouldn't be alone.

You should find someone to date and get married.

I don't understand what's great about marriage.

I don't get it.

I bet you're envious of a single guy like me!

- Yeah, I'm envious that you're single. / - Right?

I want to relax during the holidays but I can't.

I have to visit my parents. And that's not all.

I have to visit the in-laws too.

When I visit my in-laws, they yell,

"What took you so long?"

They got angry.

I asked, "Mother-in-law, why are you upset?"

She says, "I missed you so much!"

She hugs me. She likes me so much.

Then my mother-in-law started making fritters.

I tried to help

and my father-in-law said,

"This isn't the time to make fritters, Daehui!

What are you doing?" He got all upset.

"Father-in-law, what's wrong?"

"Stop cooking and take a nap. Rest up."

What a hassle!

Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?

I want to take a nap by your side.

- What's wrong with you? / - Stay with me!

Sit down.

Who wants to talk next?

♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪

Who are you?

Hello, teacher.

I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.

I'm Wu Eongjae.

What are you pointing at?

- Teacher. / - Yeah.

- There are those times. / - What times?

- There are those times. / - What do you mean?

♪ There are those times ♪

♪ You get together with family on Chuseok ♪

♪ And you're all happy playing cards ♪

♪ But then your grandma ♪

♪ Who's been losing finally wins once ♪

♪ And the entire family congratulates her ♪

♪ My grandma said while smiling ♪

♪ If I add up all my winning ♪

♪ You all owe me $6,700 ♪

♪ My grandpa said ♪

♪ Pull out some cash or I'll cut your hands off ♪

Wow...

♪ What my entire family needs ♪

♪ Is two bags of moneylender business cards ♪

♪ All my uncles and dad, it's okay to cry ♪

♪ Grandma is looking for an apartment in Gangnam ♪

What are you saying?

- Teacher. / - Yeah.

- There are those times. / - What times?

He's pointing at her.

- There are those times. / - What do you mean?

♪ When you're driving back to Seoul ♪

♪ And your dad's tired so your mom offers to drive ♪

♪ But then ♪

♪ It feels warm as my dad and I get to sleep ♪

♪ Because of my mom's sacrifice ♪

♪ My mom said 5 hours later ♪

♪ How do you start the car, son? ♪

What?

♪ My dad said ♪

♪ It's already running, woman ♪

♪ What my dad needs ♪

♪ Is two bags of blood pressure medicine ♪

♪ Don't worry dad, you don't have to cry ♪

♪ It's 3 a.m. so there's no traffic ♪

Alright, go sit down.

♪ I'll be back, back, back, back again ♪

Alright.

The next class is history.

That's so boring.

It is not boring!

Who are you guys?

Hello, teacher.

We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!

So exciting, so exciting!

Just watching you guys is fun.

So what brings you here?

Teacher, we'll show you how history class

doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.

Magellan's voyage in 1521.

People!

Earth being flat is a lie!

Then how does Earth look?

- Earth is round! / - How does it look?

Round!

It's so hot.

You hot?

♪ Madonna, Donna, Donna ♪

This has been the Fun Bros!

So exciting, so exciting!

So chaotic.

Who wants to talk next?

Anyone there?

- Hi. / - So pretty!

Hi there.

Her outfit always changes.

Who are you?

I'm an elegant woman.

My name is Tina.

Ssan Tina.

I see.

- You're looking fresh today, teach! / - What?

You look very fashionable.

Gosh, I need to meet a dreamy guy like you, teacher.

- All I meet are bums and lowlifes! / - What?

I met a guy that begs for change.

What was he like?

It's this guy.

He's handsome.

This is a bunch of baloney! All Photoshop!

What?

He's very good at using a computer.

I'm so upset.

That's it. Please step aside.

Alright, you.

You have a photo editing app on your phone, right?

Sell it back to me.

Why?

Photo editing can't help you.

You just need to be buried with a shovel.

You shouldn't judge people by their looks.

Try meeting him. He could be a good guy.

Oh, please!

I asked him what his ideal type was.

He said she should be rich, be good at housework,

make lots of money and should

at least be as pretty as Song Hyekyo.

Give me a freaking break! The nerve of him!

I hope you're alone for the rest of your life!

I'm so upset...

Why did it feel like that was directed at me?

She was saying that to me, right?

- No, no. / - No?

Who wants to talk next?

That's so weak for a man.

Everyone say it. Man!

- Man! / - Man!

I'm the strong man, Gangnam.

Kids these days are too weak like them.

I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.

Kids need to be strong and powerful!

Look at this. Angry Bird!

- Angry Bird is too weak! / - Weak!

This is why all he says is,

"I'm angry! I'm angry!"

Because he's weak.

- His face is too weak! / - Weak!

Make his face powerful!

Wow...

- Man! / - Man!

Angry Bird is a man that would roar like a lion!

Man!

And this.

Nobody's going to respect this comb.

Make his comb powerful!

- Man! / - Man!

Angry Bird is a man that's so angry...

- He's on fire! / - Man!

Make his wings powerful!

Spread his wings out!

Angry Bird is a man that could flap and...

- Blow all the fine dust away! / - Man!

And that's not all!

Men these days are so weak.

When they drink carbonated beverages...

"Ouch, that stings my neck."

"Now I'm going to burp."

- That's so weak! / - Weak!

- Make the beverage powerful... / - Powerful.

What is this?

- Man! / - Man!

- I'm a man that gets scaling with cola! / - Man!

Who wants to talk next?

I will survive. I will survive.

I will survive in nature!

Who are you?

Hello.

I moved to the mountains to escape the city.

My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.

- I'm Shin Dosi! / - I see.

You got your nails done today.

No, I tried to stop a nose bleed with my fingers.

How do you exercise

when you live alone on the mountain?

I don't need to exercise on the mountain.

No need when I live on the mountain every day.

I don't use any safety gear.

I climb a cliff with my bare hands

and struggling for 5 hours.

Then when I finally reach the top,

I'm all out of breath.

I take a look in the distance...

- The view is nice? / - I see the Grim Reaper.

He's standing there like this.

He says he won't let it slide next time.

I got so scared I signed up for Zumba classes.

That's enough.

Alright.

You live in the mountains alone.

You should be on that show,

"I am a Natural Person."

Oh, I already got a casting call yesterday.

I turned them down.

Why? You don't really like the show?

No, they weren't paying enough.

They offered this when I should be getting this!

TV producers...

Once I'm paid this much, I'll fight a boar

and even glare at tigers.

But I need to at least get this much.

Or I won't make a profit.

Go sit down.

- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.

Mr. Principal.

Hello.

People come first.

I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,

Moon Gyojang.

When it's Chuseok,

a lot of you go to karaoke with your family.

I've prepared a song to sing

when I visit my hometown.

- Shall I sing it? / - Yes.

♪ No matter what anyone says ♪

♪ People ♪ come first.

I was nervous you all would catch on.

Nice job! You're quite the singer!

I love you.

Many things come to mind when you...

- Think of Chuseok. / - Right.

First, the shircle danshe.

The circle dance.

Vishiting your anshestors' gwaveshite.

Visiting your ancestors' gravesite.

With Chusheok gift shets in each hand.

With Chuseok gift sets in each hand.

I love you.

Dear, can we not go down

to the countryside this year?

My mother made half-moon rice cakes

and beef skewers.

Nice! Let's follow the scent and go now!

Let's go!

Do any of the students here have any concerns?

- Me! / - Me!

Me!

You get to go first, dear.

I want to get my parents a gift.

What do you think they'd like?

For your parents, rather than a gift,

put your heart into it

and give them this first.

Love.

Cash comes first.

Have a great Chuseok, everyone!

Luck, luck, luck, luck!

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How to refine Refine web searches. You can use symbols or words in your search, to make your search results more precise.

Google Search usually ignores punctuation that isn't part of a search operator. Don't put spaces between the symbol or word

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The following are Common search techniques, to refine web result from your search.

Search social media. Put @ in front of a word to search social media. For example: @twitter.

Search for a price. Put $ in front of a number. For example: camera $400.

Search hashtags. Put # in front of a word. For example: #throwbackthursday.

Exclude words from your search. Put - in front of a word you want to leave out. For example, jaguar speed –car.

Search for an exact match. Put a word or phrase inside quotes. For example, "tallest building".

Search for wildcards or unknown words. Put a * in your word or phrase where you want to leave a placeholder. For example, "largest * in

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Put .. between two numbers. For example, camera $50..$100.

Combine searches Put "OR" between each search query. For example, marathon OR race.

Search for a specific site. Put "site:" in front of a site or domain. For example, site:youtube.com or site:.gov.

Search for related sites. Put "related:" in front of a web address you already know. For example, related:time.com.

Get details about a site. Put "info:" in front of the site address.

See Google's cached version of a site. Put "cache:" in front of the site address.

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By the way, the first monster truck was built in 1975!

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