Cover me, I'm reloading.
-Down the hallway.
Oh geez
AHHH
Ripperino
I'M DOWN
AHHH YA GRANDAD'S DOWN
OH I'VE BEEN SHOT
AHH
wtf
Pool party...YEAH
*groans*
Invite to party
Sausage Party
Sausage Party...
Yeah, we need to watch that movie.
Yeah man
Sausage Party...
...More like Sausage Fest
*clap* Ahh
Ah...Ronn.
I reckon that's gonna be the "parody".
If you know what I mean
*sus as laughter*
*robotic laughter*
Zero Alpha
This is Strawberry
Oh no
Aw
Zero-
nah nah
-The fuck you on about -Banana...
Foxtrot
Umm
I've got a massive dong right now
You have a massive dong right now?
Oh yeah
*laughter*
The map
Vote for Dry Canal
Dry Canal?
Hey
Hey, If you remove the "C" what does it say?
*whispers* Dry anal
Yeah, that's why I chose it mate.
*Laughter*
Alright, Joey
We're playing on a map
Called "Dry Anal" checkpoint
Umm
The rules of engagement are
in this mission based
cooperative game mode.
You will team up with friends
to take on challenging...
hot women.
Nice mate.
*laughter*
Did you say chicken blood?
There's gonna be
Who cares
it's blood
I love blood.
What?
Sorry...I meant
I like water
Excuse me, did you say you drink blood.
No- I- I- I-
Akmal
*groaning*
Ah, this is automatic.
Pew pew pew pew pew pew
AHH WTF
OH GEEZ
What was that?
The fuck was that?
What was that?
How come the other guys didn't die?
Y'all lookin' at
frickin' Dalena's tits man
Yeah man
She's pretty hot though
Who the fuck is this?
OMG
Did you watch Vietnamese vs Chinese?
*Idiot spelling it?*
No No
He doesn't even know who Dalena is?
Do you even know who she is?
Does he even know who...
Do you even know who MyChonny is?
Dude, he doesn't even know who Dalena is?
OMG
Do they write fan-fictions about...
Ah nah nah, that's from-
WTF
MyChonny *inaudible*
*Sudden realisation* Ohh, MyChonny's girlfriend.
Ohhhh wooow
Ohhh now you know.
Nah, I didn't know her name
I just referred to her as
MyChonny's girlfriend
Alright, where are you?
Lemme see
Oh, you're holding no guns.
Am I- Am I like...
Have my arms spread
like...Jesus
Nah
Wait lemme
Press tab. Oh
*chuckles*
All it says is error.
For me?
Yeah yeah
You just-
When I go into the third person.
I just says "error"
In 3D
-And it's blue -WTF
Flashing
You're walking around
As an error sign
-This looks hilarious -Can I just die please?
Just end me.
Just go
Keep going that way
Just go to objective F
Alright
-And then just like- -Just me me please
What if the terrorists don't shoot you?
Because they don't recognise you as a person.
It says "error success"
What does that mean?
I don't know
I can only get a-
Go die yourself
Kill yourself in the fire
Alright
NOT THERE
Ah shit
Quick, before it goes out.
It's out
WAIT...THE NAPALM
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna
SHIT
Ronn didn't load in properly or something
And he can't choose any guns
And when I go third-person spectating
It just says "error success"
That's what he looks like
He just looks like a bunch of words
JUMP OFF
GO TO A TERRORIST
GO IN FRONT OF HIM
Go on your console
and type in "kill"
THAT'S NOT A TERRORIST
*Laughter*
-Ronn just go on- -Just jump off the building
Jump off and go there
END ME PLEASE
RONN, THERE'S A GUY THERE
-Listen- -There there there
Right in front of you
-Go, keep going -Ronn listen- just
Go on your console and type kill
*panic mumbling*
RONN...WHY DID YOU
YOU WANNA GET KILLED
BUT YOU DON'T WANNA GET KILLED
IDK, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GUY
HE'S DYING
Ronn sacrifice yourself
Just go. Go right in front of him.
ALLAHU AKBAR. ALLAHU AKBAR
You're invincible
-They're shooting you and you're not dying -ALLAHU AKBAR
Ronn, you're not dying
What am I?
Write on your console "kill"
and then you're gonna die
Oh, you died. There we go.
Did you type kill?
Yeah he typed kill
Yeah
Shane I finally loaded properly
Ronn's...
Happy
What's wrong with you
Ronn's gonna wake up happy
Oh nah, I finally loaded properly
Oh, you finally loaded properly
I thought you said
-You still haven't loaded properly -*chuckles*
I wanna be a YouTuber
-I wanna have titties -You wanna be PewDiePie
What?
Haven't you heard that song, Joey?
You want to have tits?
He's never heard that song
Have you heard that song, Ronn?
Ahh, sounds familiar but...
It sounded familiar
You- You know that song where it says
"I wanna be a star"
"I wanna be in the movies"
I thought it always said "I wanted to have boobies"
That's always what I thought that song said
Yes
If I get sued by the Kid's Bop people
My life would be complete
*chuckles*
Like literally complete
I like one of the last people alive
Oi, did you know that they're touring
They're touring?
*sarcastic* god, I'm their biggest fan
Damn, that choir in the background
*smokes blunt* Ooo
Aw see
Did they change the lyrics
Yeah cause it's Kid's bop
They're meant to make it kid friendly
I know, it sounds AIDs now
Wait, nvm. I'm already listening to AIDs.
So...
You know, added cancer
With HIV is fun
Wait...you're not recording are you
Am I recording, I don't know.
Well shit
Now they know I've been diagnosed with AIDs
Alright
Now he's got a RPK
Bi-pod
Laser sight
Let's look at his ass
I have something massive in my pants
Can you guess?
A BOMB
Get outta here
Massive dick
It's a- I have a PHD
In my pants
Yeah well, It's illegal
Cause you can't be carrying it around
Well you can be
But why would you carrying
A fucking PHD around
You can't print off another on, mate
Naw dude, I'm an error sign again
Ronn we're just-
You're error sign again?
Oh My
*Laughter*
Wait
Wait
Look at me
I wanna see you in-game, hold up
Nah, look at me. Look to your left
Hold on, hold on
Wait, look to your right
Look to your right
You're a fucking error sign
You're a straight up error sign
I'm gonna kill myself
In the game, in the game. Not in real life.
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