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true stories must subvert it but the worst thing that ever happened to people
at work on danger dolan today i'll be on our later number ten was submitted by
cat with claws to 18 Ribeiro was working at a food stand
putting some slim jims and root beer on display little boy came running up and
said I wanna get my mommy turned me dicks and more data beer Berber just
assume the boy had a speech problem I replied as calmly as possible so you
want slim jims and root beer he shook his head looked down and said no I mean
dick and be my mom and dad talked about it I guess I can't buy that here don't
you guys just hate it when you get her a fruit stand and you just can't get dick
number 9 was submitted by a honeydew bunny honey bits was working at the
cashier for a Vietnamese restaurant in a food court when a lady came up to the
counter and plopped her toddler on the counter she turned him towards her and
said tell the lady what you want I want a spring roll for kids somehow gobbles
out so cute the mother coud as honey bits went over to the hot food storage
to grab a spring roll for the kid honey Betts told the woman the spring
roll be a dollar fifty and waited for her to pull out her money instead she
said but he's so cute while I eat is give it to him it sound like a buck
honey bits of stun to the request and said I'm sorry I don't have the
authority to give out free food please pay for it like you said it's only a
buck the mother grabbed her a kid who started whaling and walked away angry
but it was submitted by kid like 101 dude be used to work nights in the ER
one night she had on some electric blue nail polish
oh she was working a senior pulled her to the side with two other people
standing around the corner he said in a low voice sure me a hand the left one to
be stuck a hand out and he immediately grabbed it and stuck her finger into one
of the machines to read her vitals after the machine was finished he said okay
it's confirmed her oxygen levels are fine it's just
nail polish apparently the doctors in the ER I had a
bet going on whether doopy was dying and her nails were turning blue or if it was
just polish sticking a finger in the machine was easier than just asking her
number 7 was submitted by Ivy style adventures ghost House used to work at a
dollar store stocking items he went to an aisle to restock the peanut butter
when he saw a kid probably 9 years old standing next to the maple syrup with
his back turned curse dos Quinze any adults near him so he walked up behind
the boy to ask her his parents were the boys spun around eyes why looking
stalled that's when Gerst eyes noticed the
half-empty bottle of syrup in his left hand and the puddle of syrup leaking
from his pants the kid was just pouring syrup down his fucking pants there's an
orca 5 seconds before Garcia has dragged the boy to the checkout I'll call for
his parents a woman came soon after fussing at him as they left the store
ghost toes never saw him again number 6 was submitted by bolt rod
gaming gugak worked at a college cafeteria served food buffet style under
the tables with the food were cupboards with extra plates spoons and forks one
night gugak was cleaning the food tables after the cafeteria closed an open e
cupboard to get more plates but instead of plates he saw a half-naked girl who's
like a freshman playing purr come on on a gameboy color she screamed when gugak
soy crawled out of the cupboard and bolted out of the cafeteria with the
work is all staring at her the weirdest part is that none of the security
cameras saw her go into the COBIT in the first place number five was submitted by
angels 173 - after Melissa graduated from high school she worked at Walmart
to help pay for college one evening she had a mother in line with a young baby
after making Melissa run around to look for a missing keys which weren't missing
she then asked Melissa to run back and get her some lemons when she came back
and was able to continue the transaction the woman started breastfeeding her baby
and continued as Melissa processed the transaction finally her child spit up
all over one of the carts nobody even bothered to clean it up
number four was submitted by way too many fandoms when Pandora was working as
a grocery cashier nice man with a lot of tattoos came through a line so they
ended up talking about tattoos cuz she was singing about getting one herself
ended up checking out with a total of six dollars and 66 cents and/or giggled
about it and said your total comes out to 666 the groceries of the beast
aloft and left in good spirits a little old lady behind him came up next and she
looked absolutely disgusted she said young lady that man who just came
through here is Satan I can feel it in my soul she explained that she knew he
was a demon because of the tattoos but then she discovered that he was Satan
because of the price of his groceries she then tried to hand Pandora a pocket
Bible which she respectfully declined number three was submitted by a need
perco inferred smile Paul was just doing the usual scanning and bagging at the
grocery store when he saw her mom and eight kids run into the store and
straight to the bathroom after about three minutes spinal pumps or the mom
come out of the bathroom with her kids she came up to the register and bought
two packs of diapers while she's doing this her two-year-old daughter walked
out of the bathroom completely naked he from state is shocked and the mom
quickly finished checking out and ran back into the bathroom number two is
submitted by the dark night of dxd hell-bent worked at a local KFC as a
cashier and the customers never did anything weird but one day a drive-thru
employee came in late for his shift and put a backpack down a bunt didn't think
anything of it until he pulled out a mannequin hand and threw it in the deep
fryer for 15 seconds he then pulled the medic and hand out and tried eating it
that was the last day he ever showed up for work number one was submitted by me
what's the weirdest things ever happened to me at work so I was a little bit
younger I helped my dad out when he was rearing some greyhounds for the
greyhound races and so one time my job has to hold on to this greyhound and
it's something from escaping because we were outside the main gate of this
rearing place and so I just had to grab the greyhound around the neck with both
my arms now bear in mind greyhounds if you guys don't know
they're very very bulky well-built dogs they're almost pure muscle that's why
they do the races they like little horses so they're fucking strong as so
as I was holding this thing it's not a kind of writhing around and you know
trying to get loose and you know I kept getting told like Dart let him go if you
let him go you she's gonna fucking run off these things are faster shit and
you'll never see it again and sir I every muscle in my body was dedicated
to holding this dog it started flipping out and so I was rolling on the ground I
was getting scratched to hell like it was starting at a my face off and all
scared over this dog's gonna get out and like it's just gonna go missing it's
gonna be my fault and so I was having a wrestling match for this dog which was
absurdly strong and so by the end I'd been holding onto it for about ten
minutes and I was just exhausted I was beaten and then it managed to get out of
my grip and you know what it did instead of running away he just walked over to
the gate just kind of stood there you know just waiting why the fuck was i
holding a thing I nearly risk my life and the dog just kind of stains there
and it's just like you know and then the gate open it walked in i was like well
fuck me then what was the point of all that you know I was covered in dirt
bruises I was bleeding in then I'll go to this dog and it's totally fine I'm
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