"In The Arms Of An Angel" (Sarah McLachlan)
two minutes and 14 seconds earlier
(Cody) Click
(Cody) Bait
(Cody) Master
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
What's up everybody?
It's "Drop kick Thursday"
So,...
We didn't really have anything to, like, drop kick this week
because Cody's been on a binge to find Clickbait Master
right here
And we're practicing on this watermelon to see, you know,
if Cody's got the skills still.
And, plus, we just wanted to dropkick a watermelon because
it explodes probably, hopefully,.. I want it to
Hold up!
I just want to ask
Who the hell names themselves "Clickbait Master"?
Do they just like masturbating? Or, what the fuck?
(Teven) Do you know what Click Bait means?
(Cody) No I don't.
Okay, so we're just gonna skip through the explanation of that.
Forty two hours later
{Teven Really sped up, explaining to Cody the definition of "Clickbait"}
Alright, so now that we're back and I've done explained to Cody what exactly happened
and what clickbait means
We're gonna drop kick this.
So,...
On that.
I'll even show you the setup. It's pretty simple.
We got this over here.
It's a big penis.
This right here, strip pole
Hold it.
{"Gitchee Gitchee Goo" (Phineas and the Ferb-Tones)}
(Teven) Gonna get that on here real nice & tight
(Cody) Get it right....
(Teven) We're going to have to like,
get rid of half of this footage.
(Cody) No, no, no
(Cody) No, it's just .. right here...
three seconds later
Alright
You ready for this?
READY!
You ready to drop kick this watermelon?
Ready dropkick this
green ass thingy
Visualize it as Clickbank master. Whatever you have.
Visualizing, visualizing... Let's go!
Take that
(Teven) and you put it into the everything you have & you do it! (Cody) LET'S DO IT!!
(Cody) Mother
(Cody) FUCK IT!
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
Alright, guys, what's up?
So, uh, yeah, he didn't actually complete the drop kick
(Cody) I'm not ready.
He's just not ready this week. It's whatever, you know
(Cody) Not ready
Next week, we'll have another practice for him...
see if he can get himself up there
to the heights that he needs to get to to reach
so that way he can get Clickbait Master
And, again, 500 views: dropkick by five guys
Come on. We have a hundred.
We need 400 more.
You guys have it in you.
Spread it around.
And that is on our last video
So, get your friends to watch it. Get your family to watch it.
Get your your grandparents to watch it.
But
You know
Comment
on the video
If you have any ideas
for future episodes. We will
We take everything into consideration.
We have a couple comments that I've gotten,
more than willing to do them.
I'm working on something for it.
And, I'll get back to y'all.
I'll let ya'll know.
And,...
(Cody) Subscribe.
Subscribe to
(Teven) my channel, his channel, (Cody) Drop Kick Gladiator! (Teven) and Trig's channel.
That all be on the screen, you know, at the end of the video.
Just like always.
I'll get some links in the description for you guys
So, peace out.
And, again...
(CLICK BAIT MASTER) Hey, D.K!
{Braaam! musical note from "Inception}
Fucking Clickbait Master, bitch!
{Dramatic Chipmunk Music}







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