Now, I have 730 FPS in Unturned with maximum settings!
Explanation: This video was connected in several moments from my different videos about the game "Unturned" (Because I had got a new computer). Video must be funny. Or it will give me 100 Rubles (1,74 Dollars)
Hi everyone, my dear TV audience.
Stanislav and ...... with you.
Eugene with you.
I got a new video-game...
... and we are noobs, aren't we, Eugene?
Yes.
Umm... How to say? I haven't ever played this game.
One time, I played this game and...
...I was killed rapidly.
Okay. Let's go!
How to connect to you?
Should I invite you?
Yes, you should.
Did I invite you?
I don't know.
After a while.
Yay! Yay!
Perfectly!
Okay. How to run it?
How to run server, Eugene?
I don't know!
After a while.... Again!
Okay. Let's join to usual servers.
Umm... Where is button "Multiplayer"?
It's button with socket plug.
I need ip.
Internet is at left-right corner.
Left-Right...
Is it at "Left-Right" corner!?
Yes!
After a little more than after a while. (It can't be translated)
Suddenly, dear audience...
...I had to change single digit...
...in port!
Okay! Did you connect to the game? How to connect?
After long time, which longer than after a while. (It can't be translated)
Where are you?
I don't know - where am I, Eugene! How to play?
Where are you, Eugene?
Did you ask me?
Yes.
Sky is so beautiful.
I agree with you.
Where are you, Eugene!? Are you in the server?
Yes.
After a lot of time, which much longer than after a while. (It can't be translated)
Eug: I know, that...--- Stas: I'm on the night road. Can you explain me, where am I?
I'm on the night road too.
Umm.... How it...--
I was killed.
I'm on the night road, again!
I'm on the night road too.
Oh... It is curse.
Should we play "singleplayer" mode, Eugene?
Okay! I'm inviting you.
You invited me.
Perfectly! Finally!
Yay! Let me join "singleplayer" mode. Or... will you join?
Stas: Who will join? Eug: I'm joinging. Stas: Okay.
Have you teleported to me?
Are you in "singleplayer" mode now?
Eugene?
Eugene was disconnected.
Eugene!?
Game Channel MC.
Okay. I will add you to "party" (lobby)
In lobby, again?
Yes. In lobby!
Let's go!
Who is in lobby?
It isn't necessary!
Eugene!
It IS necessary.
Stas: ISN'T! Eug: IS!
IS!
No! I plead you, Eugene. It ISN'T necessary.
Stas: I plead you. Eug: IS necessary
Perfectly! Game is loading.
And Vladislav with us.
I'm happy, that you're okay.
Of course. I'm okay.
Eug: Do you see lighthouse? Stas: Lighthouse?
Umm... No, I don't.
Okay. You should press button "Escape" and...
... you will see button "Suicide".
I didn't install russian for this game.
Okay. I will commit suicide. "Yes" or "No"?
Yes!
I see a mill and shed... or something.
Vlad: Cool! Eug: Can you commit suicide, again?
One more time?
Can somebody kill me for this?
Eug: No! Vlad: No.
Is commission a suicide legal activity?
Vlad and Eug: Yes!
I'm behind you! (x3)
Where are you?
I'm here!
You're here!
Stas: Hi! Random Man: Oh! Hello!
Where are you?
We're near the mill.
Now, you should die.
I was born, pals.
Once, unusual kid was born on the moon.
I was born, pals.
Where are you?
I don't f*cking know.
Oh! Oh! Oh! What will happen if I press the "0"?
Hello!
...Eugene...
I'm...., Eugene...
I'm "Z", Eugene. Yes?
What is the mill? Hello!? We want to meet near the lighthouse.
Stas: Oh...-- Eug: We want to meet near the mill... near the mill!
Stas: There are shred and mill. Vlad: What?!
Somebody: Do you want to take a photo?
Who will be with me?
They offer me to take a photo with somebody.
Photo. There are Vladislav and his uncle Vasya. (Vladislav doesn't know - "who is he?")
Stop! (x4)
There! Do you see a zombie?
Let me hit it.
I want to hit it.
Oh I...! Oh I...! I can...--
Is it shooting "mana" (Magic blue powder)?
Stas: Wha...! What is the blue thing? Eug: Pal!
Eug: Run to water! (x2) Vlad: I should leave for some time. Stas: What is the blue thing?
Eug: Run to water! Stas: I can't. I don't have endurance enough!
Super-Effects
Do you see, that I'm hitting it. Am I hitting it? Yes?
Yes, you are.
It's dying?
Yes!
I see, that it's suffering, isn't it?
Yes.
Umm...
Oh!
OH!
Could you be more peacful?
I accidentally hit. It's true!
It isn't true.
Why am I naked?
Vlad and Eug: Because...! Vlad: Yes...
Because you died.
(Some random phrases)
Oh. It is karma (fate).
Don't touch my...., Eugene! (You can leave a comment, that is answering the question - "What did he mean?")
What is it, that is being held by your hands?
Are you okay?
Did you ask me? It is knife!
But I have better thing.
Yes. I understood.
I'm going to give you some things. Can you press "F"
Did I get dressed?
Yes.
Stas: How do I look? Eug: Oh... Shovel is mine.
Vlad: No. This button isn't working. Stas: Oh. I can press "Tab". I'm beautiful.
Can we start recording?
I've been recording for a long time.
I had greeted Vladislav, Eugene!
Stas: Did you hear it? Vlad: Are you idiot?
I want to climb (x2)!
I'm f*cking kolkhozniks here.
Stas: Come here! Eug: I accidentally hit.
Sta.... Vlad! Vlad! He wants to hit me!
He wants to kill me. I'm serious!
I accidentally hit you.
He wants to climb and hit me with the help of knife!
Why? It can makes bleeding.
I HAVE BLEEDING!
Stas: What should I do? Vlad: You should use bandages... bandages! Stas: How... HOW!?
Vlad: HELICOPTER! Stas: I can't use bandages.
Stop. What?!
Can I teleport to you, pals?
Yes-ya-ye-yes.
Yes-Ya-Ye-Yes!
YES-YA-YE-YES!!!
Can you teleport to Eugene?
You should write - "/tpa hold".
I don't know - where am I, Eugene. How to play?
Where are you, Eugene?
He could teleport me to himself.
Let's go. Why are we standing still?
Eugene?! Are you... F*ck you!
Bye, Eugene!
Vlad: F*ck you! Eug: Bye!
We must be the best. And there are players who can kill us easily.
One player has 0 points in this server...
and he can't (or can) kill us.
Vlad: And there is player, who has nick...-- Stas: Okay! Only one player, who has 0 points, can't kill us.
No, he can! Go faster!
Okay!...
The book "Okay" is great book. Here a lot of the greatest people quotes.
Hen man kills samebady in the serer, his stasistics ge-get -1 point. ("Oh!") If man hes - Umm... 300 poits, it wil men, that he ofen kills people. ("Ah!") If pal hs, Umm.., 100 oints, it ill men, that he doesn't kil people and do goo tings. Then we shouldn't be afraid of him. Stas: Umm... It's "Index of Friendliness".
Eug: Stas. Go away! Vlad: Bleeding!
Vlad: Eugene is motherf****r! O my f******g God. Are you **** ******* ***********, piece of s**t. I have 4... 3... 2 HP. Stas: Can somebody teleport me?
Eugene! I.. I..... I was born.
Teleport us to yourself, EUGENE! You are only stay alive there!
Vlad: Faster! Teleport me to...-- Stas: FASTER!
Eugene! Telepot me to yourself, or somebody teleport to yourself, Eugene!
Vlad: Could you teleport me to yourself!? PLEASE! Stas: Save us, please, EUGENE!
Faster. Or we will lose our things!
Eugene!!!
I will do everything you want!
I found a car, pals.
Stas: EUGENE. Vlad: YOU ARE MORON!
Motherf****r!!! I will lose all things! I had a {something} (Sorry, I didn't understand)
We had life there and you found a car!
Yes.
Vlad: It IS NOT funny, Eugene. Stas: You must teleport Vladislav (x2)! FASTER!
Teleport me!
No. I don't want.
Vlad: Eugene, you are motherf****r of s**t. Stas: Would you save us, please, Eugene?
Where is Stas? Stas!
There are your things, Stas. Follow me. Here!
They are here!
Vlad: Bow is here... Oh! Sorry! Crossbow*. Stas: Why did I find a glue?
Umm... Just drink this.
Oh! Glue! Umm... Could you drink glue, please?
No!
Vlad: It will be funny. Stas: No, thanks.
I'm not depend on glue.
Why am I holding a glue in hand!? When I take it in hand?
No!
Oh! Just... It's following you.
Okay! Look at me. This is glue. Okay?
He is drinking it.
We can't save him, Vladislav. Let's kill him.
We can't save him.
I'm skewed (It can't be translated). Oh! F**k you!
Yes!
Okay! How to use bandages?
Okay. I'm using them.
Oh! I learned to use bandages, pals!
Vlad: How many HP do you have, Stas? Stas: I have 53 HP.
Let's go, Stas. Let's go.
Cooks behind you.
Vlad: Aaa! Cook! Stas: Pals!
Cook1: What is your profession? Cook2: Cook! (Crazy laughter)
Pals! Pals! I know thing, that I will add during editing, pals!
I want to leave the car.
No! No! Can you enter the car?
Okay! Could you open the door of car?
He hurt me! S**t!
Stas: Did he blow up the car. Eugene: Car has been blown up.
I'm regenerating.
What did you drink?
Crucian was departed; Game will be started.
Let me wash you.
Okay!
Why didn't I do this before.
Eug: Wash me! Stas: Shake, but not mix. Vlad: Aaah! Cooks is attacking!
Stas: You're ready! Vlad: Pals!
You look great!
We have no HP, Vlad.
Can you come to us? We are bored.
My hands is trembling, pals.
I think, I have drunk a glue.
I want to really drink a glue. I want to know - what will happen.
Okay! Drink!
I should drink all the g...--
Vlad: What is wrong with you. Stas: Pal!
In my opinion, you aren't smooth enough. Let me fix it.
You should fix it with the help of axe. It'll work
Why are you trying to hit me? Just give me this acute thing.
Сongratulation, pals! Now we have a car with one wheel. Car has been almost broken by me.
You should look at your face, pal.
It's face with despair.
We don't have a taxi now, because I accidentally blew it up...
...with the help of axe.
Stas. Look at me!
I'm looking at you.
1. When I was healthy.
2. When I got a bite from zombie.
Let's steal these things.
Ye-Ye-Yes! Of course!
There are not interesting things. Oh! There are bullets.
You ought to upgrade this. After you will run faster and endurance will be more better.
Oh! It's experience. I should get experience. Yes?
Vlad: Yes. You ought to kill zombies. Stas: Yes. Experience.
I have 8 experience, but not 10.
I'm ready to do everything for experience, Eugene.
Oh! Yes! You will get experience for murder.
Look at your face, Eugene.
Vlad: Pal! Stas: I want to edit your face, but I haven't photoshop, so I will edit your face with the help of axe.
No! It isn't necessary!
Eug: Stas! Stas: What?
Look at this. It is magic!
Thi.... This is a shrub.
No. It is magic.
Scrubs unusually influence Eugene.
Stas: Eugene. Must we follow this way? Must we go along the bridge? Eug: Yes.
Yes.
Should I trust Eugene in this situation, Vladislav?
If he goes along the bridge, you can trust.
Stas! Stas!
Jump (x2)!
No! I won't swim with you.
Let's go, Stas!
He will force you to eat apples.
RUN! F**K!, RUN!
S**T!
F**K! WHERE SHOULD I RUN!? WHERE!?
Stas! Do you want some...?
Oh! Bricks! Perfectly!
It is zombie's bricks.
No. I don't want a glue. I'm not depend on glue.
But I dependent.
I joked. Give me my glue!
He has drunk my glue. I will kill you.
What is it? Bulldog!? Is it weapon?
Bulldog is automat.
I see, that you don't have any bullets for it.
Yes. I din't have ammo for bulldog (x2).
Umm... Okay. I keep the "nova" (shotgun).
Pals! There is man, who is dressed in military uniform.
It's me!
Stop. Did you die?
Did I die?!
It was me.
He died!
Aaa! Was it you, Eugene?
Stas: They're hitting you. Vlad: What!? Stas: They're hitting you.
Aaa! I understood.
Pals.
Thank you!
Did you ask me?
Stas and Eug: Vlad! Stas: Thank you, Vlad!
Aaa! S**t. Sorry. Can you teleport Stas to us, Eugene?
Ooh My God!
And look behind.
Ooh My God! Come here, Eugene!
Stas: What's happening? Vlad: Are you blind, Eugene? Are you idiot? It is holistic!
In my opinion, there is perfect view, pals.
Okay. Where am I?
Could you not shoot, please, Stas?
(Some sounds)
I should leave for some time, but recording continues. You can tell something to my audience.
Okay! You must unsubscribe from the channel, audience.
Ah. No! You should subscribe to the channel. It will be funny. We will try to record cheerfully.
Eugene! Come here, Eugene!
Stas: I want to kill... Vlad: Stop! You mustn't be near it! Stas! Run away! Stas!
What is it?
IT IS BOSS!
EUGENE! HELP US! WE MET BOSS!
Run away, Eugene! There is Boss!
Run away, Stas!
You should kill it (x4)!
You can't kill it, Stas! Run away (x2)!
Where should I hide?
Vlad: Run away! Stas: Should I hide in car
Yes, you should!
Okay! You must search some things in places near the boss.
I'm going to distract it.
I'm not sure. Okay! I will take AK-47.
How many bullets in the AK-47?
We can't kill it, although if we start punch him, maybe we'll kill it.
We can get good things from it, but not as good as AK-47.
In search...
But we haven't found anything.
It is the end of the video.
I want to say, that It was hard to edit a video for me.
Eugene with us now.
Can you welcome the audience, again?
Hello, hello.
He is glad to see you.
Why are we recording without Vladislav, Eugene?
He is sleeping
He is sleepi...!
We are recording without Vladislav now, although he was in the video.
We think, that...
...he doesn't have any time for this...
or he is sleeping.
It was so hard for me to make this video.
And especially for Eugene. That's true?
I edited, recorded, reformated, stretched this video.
Eugene have just cheered me up. (I don't need to get support from him). Yes?
Yes.
And maybe part of my audience from past channel will subscribe to this channel.
I'm going to invite them to this channel.
Maybe 40-50 people will come here. And maybe you are from my past channel.
We don't know.
You shoudn't forget to subscribe to Eugene's channel. Eugene?
(He is trying to spell name of his channel)
I'm going to write down link of your channel in description.
Link is in description and annotati...
No. I'm lazy!
isn't in annotations
I have solved to record this fragment...,
...because firstly, we didn't say goodbye... didn't say goddbye in the video,
and secondly, I want to say, that I have worked hard on this video.
I have been editing this video for 2-3 months.
And I must have free time for relax.
Eug: 2-3 months. Yes! Yes, Yes! Of course. Actually I had relax all of 2-3 months.
Because I have school, homework, and English Club (But I'm not good at English).
What do you think, Eugene - How many years have my audience?
Umm... I don't know.
0 0 1
to 1 0 0 0
You mean - from 0 to 100 years.
Oh! from 0 to 1000 years.
I think, audience is 10 years.
Audience isn't 14 years, because I have child-content.
Because I always hide bad words
Сensorer.
Could you press button "Like" and subscribe to this channel.
Eug: And subscribe to my channel. Stas: And subscribe to the Eugene's channel.
If you can't put the "Like" and subscribe to channel,...
...You should create the channel and subscribe to us.
Every video will be appear every month. I'm sorry! every 2 months,...
... although content is quality here.
Content is quality and for children.
It is normal, Eugene. Yes?
I'm not Eugene. My name is Anton.
Okay. Stretching the video timing isn't good. (Video timing is in Russian spelling - Hronometraj)
(He is trying to spell it)
You can say bad word now.
And wait next video. He will be appear.... Nobody knows.
Eug: And help me to.... Stas: And subscribe his channel. I hope, that your every video will be appear 7 times in 1 year. Yes, Eugene?
And help me to spell...
(He is trying to spell it, again)
They will help to you.
Okay
Could you say "Goodbye", Eugene?
Chao!
I wanted to tell it!
Okay. Chao!
Collection (MC).
Bikers.
Things happen.
Cool meme. (When take a sweet in the class).
EuNuton (It is funny in Russian).
He will come to you.
Oh! I hate my job!
Scrub is Magic.
Medium-Well
To be continued.
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