Thứ Tư, 20 tháng 6, 2018

Waching daily Jun 20 2018

You say you got a f**kboy habit

But you've been workin' on yourself to try to break that pattern

Now you're taking off your winter jacket

I keep staring at your face

Such lovely change of pace

You can keep talking

But I'm gonna hide what I feel 'Cause you never gonna see what's underneath

But honestly

I wanna keep you here with me, try to give you everything you need

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't...

Want you to stay within my reach, tell you everything I really mean

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't care

It's 10 A.M. in my apartment

You say you gotta go, but I know I should stop you

But I can't

Let's get back to moment that we both got lost in

Clothes were laying on the floor

Baby don't walk out the door

Oh yeah, you can keep talking

But I'm gonna hide what I feel 'Cause you never gonna see what's underneath

But honestly

I wanna keep you here with me, try to give you everything you need

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't...

Want you to stay within my reach, tell you everything I really mean

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't care

Every so often

I can get lost in

All the little games and all the nonsense

Every so often

Every so often

I can get lost in

All the little games and all the nonsense

Every so often

I wanna keep you here with me, try to give you everything you need

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't...

Want you to stay within my reach, tell you everything I really mean

But I gotta act like I, gotta act like I, gotta act like I don't care

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Slovenia, Slovakia | WHY SO SIMILAR?! - Duration: 6:52.

Hello guys how are you all today? I am fantastic.

Sorry for that random »musical« interruption.

You guys been asking me to do a hardbass, and just wanted to show you

that I basically suuu... am not really good in hardbass,

but if you still think I should go for it, LET ME KNOW!

Anyways!

Today we're going to be talking about Slovenians and Slovaks.

It's a video I've wanted to do for..

well since I created this channel really, but I never really did...

I don't know why I never did it....

But whatever here I am doing this video.

Now this is not going to be your typical »Slovenia is not Slovakia« or the opposite video,

it's going to be more like »Why are there so many similarities between two countries«

and »Are Slovenians and Slovaks in any way connected?«

Now Slovenia and Slovakia get confused quite a lot,

I know, shocking right?

It doesn't personally bother me when an American for example would mix the two

considering they are in relatively similar region, with relatively similar size,

population and also flag is very similar.

In fact also in history they've both been part of something.

Slovenia has been a part of Yugoslavia and Slovakia has been a part of Czechoslovakia.

So as I said, it doesn't personally bother me, I'm well aware they are in many ways similar

but when I see someone from West Europe unable to distinguish the two countries,

I'm a bit erm...well, I ask myself about their educational system.

Other then that, I like Slovakia quite a lot and I'm not in any way offended if people make the mistake.

But let's go into it a bit alright.

Why Slovenia and Slovakia have such a smilar name?

Well both countries didn't adopt tribal names, that's really it.

For example Poland is Poland because they have adopted the biggest regional tribe's name, Polans.

So Slovenia and Slovakia derive from word Slav or in Slavic »Slovjan«.

So it kinda means the land where Slavs live, it's very simple and in my opinion pretty cool.

HIGH FIVE SLOVACI!

So that's the name, alright, we are basically Slavs.

So if we go into the flag, the white, blue and red are Pan-slavic colors

and are as you might as well know very common and you can see them in most of Slavic countries's flags.

Now Slovenian's coat of arms symbolises the Triglav which is the highest mountain peak in Slovenia,

the 3 stars symbolise the 3 Celje counts,

and the sea obviously, cause...

you know, we have like 47 km of shore, baby!

For Slovakia it's a white cross that symbolises

I guess muslims not welcome,

just ******* with you – it symbolises the Christian faith

and the three mountain ranges: Tatra, Fatra and Mátra.

Didn't made that up, they are actually called Tatra, Fatra, Mátra.

So there you go, you've learned something new today.

Now we've got to know a little bit about those two beautiful countries, now are they in any way connected?

Well let's take a quick look into the history.

***Pššššuduruurrr*** (Sound of time machine by Slavic Affairs)

So it's the year of 631,

BANG Samo's Empire is created.

Samo's Empire was a first Slavic state or tribal union that was established by King Samo,

obviously.

Moravia and Nitravia or Nitra were the center of Samo's Empire but it also included

Czech, Sorbian and some other West Slavic tribes along the river Danube.

This is today's Austira but in that time ancestors of modern Slovenians,

or I should better say one of the ancestors of modern Slovenians were populating these lands.

Now by no means I'm trying to say Austrians stole anyones land,

these lands were also populated by Germanic tribes before Slavs arrived.

But anyways, my point being is that ancestors of modern Slovenians were kinda neighbouring

the ancestors of modern Czech and Slovaks.

And this is actually very very important.

This is the reason why Slovenians, although being seperated from Czechs and Slovaks

by border for over millennium still have many many things in common with them.

Now I've been both to Czech Republic and Slovakia.

I did talk with few locals in Bratislava, Slovakia and I can tell you that I understood them quite a lot.

And that came as a surprise to me at the time, considering...

yknow we are South Slavs, they are West Slavs and we don't have common border with them

and also like, Slovakian language has no impact on Slovenian society like for example Serbo-Croatian does

because we've been in the same country with them, we go to Croatia for hollidays

and we listen to their music

but yknow we never really have any interactions with Slovak language and yet I could understand them a lot.

So when I started to look into it, it all came out very clear.

Slovenians and Slovaks in the past have been neighbors.

Now I can't really say for sure that we were like the same tribe,

or I mean if we went really really back perhaps...

but it doesn't even matter.

We have been something like Bratislava and Nitra are.

Two cities, or two tribes with fairly similar...everything.

Now after a millennium things start to change.

Language changes, history has it's own impact on everyone but there are still many similarities.

Let's take a look in common surnames in Slovenia and Slovakia.

Now most common surname suffixes in Slovenia are; -ar, -nik, -ec,

there are of course others but I believe these are the most common ones.

Even my last name Močnik ends with –nik.

So some common surnames from Slovenia would be Hočevar, Močnik and let's say Avsec.

In Slovakia I've seen many surnames that are identical to some Slovenian surnames or very similar.

KOVÁČ in Slovenian Kovač

Kráľ in Slovenian Kralj

And then there are those that end with –ar; Maliar, Mečiar, Sklenár, RYBÁR, ...etc

And then those that and with –ik or –nik; BANÍK, ČIERNIK, ČÍŽIK, HORNÍK, ŘEZNÍK, SLÁVIK and so on...

So is this just a coincidence? I don't think so.

Also certain first names are similar.

And if we take a look at the DNA haplogroups by country we can also see there are not as many differences,

take in mind these two countries have been seperated for over 1000 years.

We can see that R1A gene is very similar, 41.5 / 38

And we can see that everything else is very very close.

So that's it. The end of the video.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed this video as I did making it.

I do hope you learned a thing or two watching this and if you did,

make sure you click that like, subscribe, share, and whatever yknow...button

Anyways, thanks for watching and bye bye!

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SESAME STREET OSCAR THE GROUCH - Duration: 3:52.

Oscar the Grouch's alphabet of trash. featuring Jim Henson's Muppets, and this

is to teach you and all kids what 'not' to be like. always make sure and do what

your parents tell you to do. they will instruct you in the ways in which you

should go. hi kids! it's me! Morris de Mouse, and I am going to read

to you today from Oscar the Grouch's alphabet of trash. I hope you're going to

enjoy it. if you do, be sure and leave me some messages down in the comment

section, okay, and let me know if you want me to read you some more. A is for

alphabet. abcdefg hijk LMNOP QRS TUV wxy and Z. B is for busted balloon. that's the

best kind! (lol) c is for can. here's my rusty can

collection. isn't it beautiful? D is for dust. it's time to dust my

furniture. e is for egg shells. I always put some in my bed at night to

get a crummy night's sleep. f is for fish bones and G is for garbage. here's the

Garbage Grouch now with my weekly supply. H is for hat. how do you like my horrible

hat? I is for ice cream. ice cream is icky except when it has pickles and sardines

on top. J is for my junky jack-in-the-box. I broke this one when I

was just a little Grouch. k is for kite. I fly kites only if I can get them caught in

trees. L is for ladder. luckily the rungs on this ladder are

broken so I can't get my kite down. M is for mangled mirror. I managed to mash

mine in all the right places. See- N is for my no-good necktie. it helped me win

the worst dressed grouch of the Year award. O is for the only good thing that

starts with O – Oscar. P is for patched up porcupines. some people

sleep with teddy bears but I prefer a porcupine because it's so prickly. q is

for quilt. I've had this quilt since I was just a

baby Grouch. r is for rotten rubbers that I sometimes wear in the rain which

reminds me of my two favorite 'S' words- soaked

Socks. t is for taxi. it's terrific when one splashes you. U is for my ugly

Umbrella. V is for violin. I love to play the garage sonata late at night

it's a very good way to get lots of valuable trash 'screech!' that's the way my violin

Sounds. see everybody throwing stuff at Me! W is for worm. I now present my

pet, Slimey, the wonderful Waltzing worm. x is for x-ray pictures. this is my

famous exhibit of x-ray pictures. Y is for my yucky yellw yo-yo. Z is for zigzag

Zippers. I love old zippers because they're always getting stuck. that's my

alphabet of trash from A to Z. now go away!

oh my, folks, Oscar the Grouch

is not a very nice person at times is he? always remember to listen to what

your mom and dad says and your school teacher and pay attention to them. live

by what they tell you and everything will be groovy – toodle loo!

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Frigg the Earth Goddess - Duration: 18:39.

Hello friends, my name is Arith Härger and today I'm going to talk about Frigg, the queen of Asgard and Odin's wife

By the way, I hope you enjoyed the introduction, that was me singing

most likely making your ears bleed

If you enjoyed it let me know in the comments below

I have in mind a couple of melodies for other introductions

but if you think it's just terrible, please stop me, otherwise I assume you enjoyed it.

Another thing, before we start this video

You know that I've made a couple of videos about cats in the spiritual and religious context of northern Europe

as a form of honouring my cat, Mr. Tico, who passed away early this year

Well, today this video is in honour of my grandmother who also passed away recently

Yes, this year is a total disgrace for me

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this video, let's get started

Frigg is the main goddess of the Aesir in Norse mythology

and her residence in Asgard is Fensalir

She is often known as being Odin's wife and not much is said about her and her attributes

in truth in the surviving sources little is said about her at all

other than being the queen of Asgard due to her marriage with Odin

But Frigg is the oldest continually known Germanic goddess, just like Freyja

In fact, the two goddesses are the same and only became two separated deities during the Viking Age

but on that point I will focus much more on the next video

but it's a fact that must be underlined

because the lack of information of Frigg is due to the fact of this deity being Freyja

and when the same goddess was divided in two

it was in a time too late to develop complex attributes to the goddess

and so Frigg remained a deity shrouded in mystery

Frigg in Old Norse means "Beloved

and indeed she is associated with love

To the old Saxons she was known as Frî

in Old high German Frîja

and thus by the contact the romans had with these Germanic peoples, the goddess was identified as Venus

the roman goddess of Love,

which is perfectly comprehensible because Frigg's name derives from the Proto-Germanic friyo, from the into-European priya, which means "beloved"

Frigg starts to be recorded as Odin's wife in sources daring from the 8th century onward

She wasn't Odin's wife before such mythological records

but both deities started to be linked to one another in the History of the Lombards

which is a 8th century myth explaining the foundations of the Lombard people

where Odin and Frigg appear as Godan and Frea

an both are engaged in a dispute over whom to favour in war

There were two tribes at war against each other,

the Winnili, who were Frigg's favourites, and the Vandals, Odin's favourites

The Winnili won, Frigg's favourites

These are the Lombards, or Longobards (long-beards)

This is an interesting account because these Lombards are the same Longobardi the romans came in contact with

a Germanic tribe devoted to the earth-goddess Nerthus

which has loads of similarities with the goddess Freyja

therefore, with the goddess Frigg

Both Nerthus and Freyja/Frigg, had the same similarities even in the cults to these deities:

priests of the opposite sex to that of the goddess, driving a cart across the country with the representation of the goddess

reaching the sacred groves or bogs to sacrifice people in the name of the goddess, for fertility and prosperity

A huge ceremonial procession, so important and with such proportions,

that it was impossible to pass unnoticed in the eyes of the Romans and they recorded it

Of course the name Nerthus is the Latin equivalent of Njordr, who is the Norse god father of both Freyja and Freyr

But no problem in that

This Germanic deity, Nerthus, is either a forgotten sister-wife of Njord

or Njord itself in central Europe was a deity with both genders

which isn't strange, there are many deities having both genders, hermaphroditic gods

But Nerthus and Njord may well be a divine pair just like their children, Freyja and Freyr

and indeed the Lombards worshipped this Nerthus

which to them wasn't called Nerthus, it was called Goden's wife Frea

which is the same thing as Odin's wife, Frigg

So we are talking about the same deity, only with different names in different cultures and also different names amongst Germanic tribes

Suffice it to say, Frigg in early Germanic religion was the equivalent of the mother earth

associated with both fertility and plenty

the sustaining force of the earth

but with a particular trait

she was a goddess who intervened in human affairs, and that's an important trait as you will see

In this story of the Lombards, the myth behind it,

it is said that Godan watches the occurrences of the world through his window, along with his wife Frea

Not just this account but the way they behave towards one another,

demonstrates that both Godan and Frea appear with the same recognizable attributes and personality traits of Odin and Frigg in later Icelandic sources

Odin watches the world through Hlidskjalf, Odin's throne

and the Icelandic accounts tell us of both Odin and Frigg being there together, watching over the world

in disputes, both standing on the opposite site of a dispute, waging, one taking one positon and the other the complete opposite one

just like in the account of the Lombards, Frigg for one tribe and Odin for another

In both sources, Odin and Frigg are depicted as a divine couple actively involved in human affairs

Odin grants victory to those he favours, but he and his wife disagree over their own favourites and Frigg ends up gaining the game

Today this might seem a little bit strange to our social thinking, unfortunately

How can the queen turn the king's mind?

or how can the wife of the chieftain be responsible for something greater than her own husband, the man

A woman with more power than a man, or outwit the king of the gods, a male power in heavens, that's indeed strange

Well . . .

It's not that strange at all because with the advent of Christianity we became used to a patriarchal society

God himself was male, Jesus was male, and the apostles were all dudes

In the bible the only woman who is praised his the Virgin Mary because she gave birth to the saviour, a male messiah

and she was just the vessel to carry god's son

The other women are either prostitutes who are stoned to death, or Eve who dun goofed and doomed us all

and other women who somehow become demons for thinking for themselves

or of course, Mary Magdalene who has been attested by the church as a prostitute for two thousand years

but she in fact, historically speaking, this is true,

she actually was a wealthy woman, great supporter of Jesus and his ideas

who actually supported his religious campaign with actual money, she was financing the entire thing

Well, this little critic just to tell you that it isn't abnormal the idea of a goddess either being on the same level as a god, a male god

or even being more powerful than him

For thousands of years people- before the coming of Christianity or other religious patriarchal systems

people, and our ancestors actually lived in matriarchal societies

During the Palaeolithic there were great cults to a cave mother

in the Neolithic an outstanding flourishing of earth goddesses

and the Chalcolithic the great Solar goddess

most Europeans stopped worshipping gods and for a couple of hundreds of years began to worship a single solar goddess

and many Germanic tribes were devoted to a mother goddess

such as the example I gave you of the Lombards

Germanic tribes such as the Longbardi, Anglii, Reudigni, Aviones, Varini, Eudoses, Suarines, Huitones, etc.

they all worshipped an earth goddess, a mother goddess

Let's not forget that amongst the Germanic tribes the wife of the chieftain also played an important role

mostly linked to magical affairs, but her role was to know the outcome of events through divination

and change the outcome with active magic, weaving the web of fate

And this is when it becomes interesting

Both Freyja and obviously Frigg, for the reasons I told you

are goddesses connected to Seidr,

which is a Norse magical practice concerned with discerning destiny and altering its course by re-weaving parts of it

Weaving and Spinning is what Seidr is all about

not just metaphorically, but physically doing it and through that act forcibly send out energy and the will of the practitioner towards something

Weaving and Spinning, the words, in Old Norse also refer to the act of attracting, pulling and pushing, as if working on cords,

spiritual interactions constructed, weaved to bend things to our will and our purposes

And one of the very few abilities of Frigg that Freyja doesn't have, is that Frigg spins the clouds, she weaves them

This is because Freyja was connected to Seidr, to magic, the act of Weaving and Spinning

but with Christianity that was absolutely outlawed, magical practices were condemned by the church, so was the Cult of Freyja

Freyja became Frigg, a goddess who was closer to the figure of the Virgin Mary

who lost all the magical attributes when Freyja was transformed into Frigg

But weaving and spinning remained because the Christians failed to see that that trade, that activity was in fact highly used for magical purposes

but it seemed such an innocent one, a woman's trade, not paying much attention to it

so why not the weaving and spinning remain linked to Frigg?

After all, Frigg is a goddess who became associated with domestic affairs

So it's seemed completely innocent letting Frigg remain linked to Weaving and Spinning

Christians unknowingly let this one pass and Frigg remained with an old magical activity when she was Freyja

Frigg is the goddess of marriage, she is the protector of the home and families, the goddess of the domestic activities,

childbirth, spinning and weaving

Many of her traits and attributes are the same as Freyja's, as I've said, it's the same goddess

Even though on the next video I will delve much more on that aspect,

I would like to say that, one of the reasons why the same goddess was divided in two, was because of the changes in old Germanic societies

Old Germanic peoples became more war-like with the passage of time

and the imagine of the earth goddess progressively became associated with other activities of the society which were no longer the main concerns

War was the activity through which wealth was acquired

new lands to farm and to settle, increasing of property and power, basically anything in a society was conquered by making war

So progressively Frigg, or Freyja, ceased to be that important in Germanic societies

and magic, fertility, prosperity, etc. for many didn't make much sense because it was to the gods of war people had to worship if they wanted to continue to thrive

Freyja, Frigg, was split into two goddesses

Freyja for magical practices, fertility, wealth, love, sorcery, everything she was already associated with

and Frigg became solely the domestic goddess

Because in times of war, which was almost the entire year and year after year,

people would go to war and leave behind their properties

If we take a look at Viking societies, which was precisely during that period that the same goddess started to be seen as two different deities

most properties were left in the care of women

Taking care of the house, giving birth, taking care of the children, the entire home industry and the importance of the family

all of this became associated with Frigg which on this line of thought became a domestic goddess

And this "conversion" was actually very easy, I think,

because Freyja herself was the most worshipped goddess in Scandinavia, so much that she was also included in domestic cults

and there are many names for her, many aspects of Freyja related to domestic cults

So Frigg was just another aspect of the same goddess but for household activities

Even knowing that Frigg and Freyja are the same goddess, I like to think that to our Norse ancestors these were two aspects of the same deity

because many deities had different aspects for different purposes

and with time such aspects became different gods

What happened with Freyja, being one goddess and then split in two

is the exact the opposite that happened with Odin when his cult was introduced in Northern Europe

Odin has many names, more than one hundred names

because the cult of different local deities, native deities of Northern Europe,

were syncretized into the cult of the same god, Odin

making him a god who ruled over all, who had the attributes of many local deities, thus, having different aspects

So I like to think that if the same goddess became two distinct ones

and Frigg became a total different goddess

maybe it's not a problem at all for modern pagans to worship Frigg as a unique deity and Freyja as another totally different goddess

So Frigg can often be called upon for protection of the family, for keeping family bonds strong and together

for safety in childbirth, and for protection of children

She can be worshipped to bless weddings and married women and to help married couples in general,

and of course, worshipped for a variety of domestic activities

Alright my dear friends I hope you have enjoyed this video

and as I've said in the beginning this video is also in honour of my grandmother who passed away recently

she lived to reach almost 100 years

she even met her great-grandchildren

one suprising thing, interesting

is that she was my grandmother from my father side but my mother had the idea to make a gathering of family members

in honour of my grandmother

so a lot of people came

we haven't seen eachother for more than 15 years

even people from other countries, from Germany, family members came...

and it was just incredible

so in a way- as I've said Frigg is a goddess that can be worshipped for keeping the family bounds strong and together

so in a way we have honoured both my grandmother and I think Frigg

so maybe my grandmother is with Frigga right now

which would be a good thing; old women's knowledge is always needed

So thank you so much for watching, see you on the next video and, as always...

tack för idag!

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Canada Votes to Legalize Marijuana, Trump Jr.'s Nickname - Monologue - Duration: 3:44.

-Let's get to the news. Homeland Security Secretary

Kirstjen Nielsen yesterday dismissed demands that

President Trump unilaterally end the practice

of separating families at the border,

and said, quote, "Congress can fix this tomorrow."

Really?

Have you met Congress?

They are still finalizing the Louisiana Purchase.

[ Laughter ]

President Trump tweeted today, quote, "If you don't have

borders, you don't have a country."

And if you don't have a country, you can't have a President.

So we did it, we got rid of him.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

It was the border.

It was the borders this whole time.

President Trump today spoke to

the National Federation of Independent Businesses.

Am I crazy, or is he just making up fake organizations to speak

to because he's afraid to talk to actual voters?

[ As Trump ] "Oh, you hate me because of

my immigration policies? Funny, because the League of

Women Fishermen said they'd love it if I spoke at their

Birthday Flounder Fest."

[ Light laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Canadian lawmakers yesterday

voted to nationally legalize recreational marijuana.

Which makes sense, considering their Prime Minister

is already smoking.

[ Light laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will visit Dublin next month,

where Meghan will immediately lose track of her husband.

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Harry!

Harry!"

According to Politico, White House Chief of Staff

Jon Kelley has been going to the gym in the middle of the day.

Well, that's one sure way to not run into the boss.

[ Laughter and applause ]

President gym rat over here.

According to a new book about President Trump's children,

Donald Trump Junior was nicknamed Diaper Don in college

and would wake up covered in piss in strangers' rooms.

[ Audience groans ]

Like father like son, I guess.

[ Laughter and applause ]

President Trump repeated his false statement today that crime

is up in Germany and said the numbers may appear lower because

officials don't want to report the crimes.

Dude, you want us to believe you've been poring over

secret unreleased German crime statistics?

You haven't even read your own autobiography.

[ Light laughter ]

After speaking at a small business event today,

President Trump hugged an American flag as he walked off

the stage.

"It worked," said Eric.

[ Audience ohs ]

A woman posted a video this weekend of a couple having sex

on a flight to Mexico in the last row of the plane.

Even worse, they took their shoes off.

[ Audience groans ]

[ Light laughter ]

There's nothing more painful than ending a joke with

"even worse," and having it go so much worse

than you could imagine.

[ Light laughter ]

And finally, today was the 40th anniversary of

the first "Garfield" comic strip, so from one guy

making fun of a fat lazy orange narcissist to another,

congratulations.

For more infomation >> Canada Votes to Legalize Marijuana, Trump Jr.'s Nickname - Monologue - Duration: 3:44.

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発売初日にヒカキンxしまむらコラボTシャツを買いに行ったら。。。I Went To Buy The New Hikakin T-Shirt... - Duration: 3:05.

Hey, kids it's me PDRsan

Another video about Hikakin!?

here me out

There's a good reason

What?

After watching 3 hours of Hikakin

All of my recommended and related videos on YouTube are Hikakin

Well duh

and in the related video section I saw

Seikin Working At Shimamura(Discount clothing store) LOL Hikakin and Seikin Merch Coming To A Shimamura Near You!

that

You watched it!?!?

Of course not!!!

Okay

but

for some reason it really peaked my interest

so I went to Shimamura's website

and for some reason I was really drawn to this design

I want it!

I want it

NOW!

I thought to myself

why do I want this shirt so much?

Yeah?

This design

is used in Hikakin's transitions

in his videos

You see it at least 2 or 3 times in one of his videos

Wait

so you've been

Yup

I've been brainwashed

I've never seen someone admit that they've been brainwashed with such a smile on their face...

Anyway

Time to go to Shimamura

What!?

I'm off

*Mimei style editing done terribly...*

(Shimamura)

Did you get it?

I got it!

Oh...

I saw on twitter that

tons of other stores had huge lines, people had to battle for what they wanted or got to the store only to be told they'd sold out

I got to the store 5 minutes before opening

and there was like maybe 3 or 4 people lined up in front of me

I see

and here's the shirt

Time to suit up!

I think I'll just flip it on Merucari for twice the price...

Please give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed the video(^o^)b

Don't forget to subscribe!

and maybe click the bell icon to get notifications for my videos

Did

any of you guys get the Hikakin shirt? (they also sold Seikin shirts and socks too...)

let me know if you did

There's already tons of people selling this merch for twice (even triple) the price on Merucari

I'm amazed at how fast people were to the merch up

Also check out my last video and my video from my second channel ^^

Bye!!!(^-^)

For more infomation >> 発売初日にヒカキンxしまむらコラボTシャツを買いに行ったら。。。I Went To Buy The New Hikakin T-Shirt... - Duration: 3:05.

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Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover: The Gray Ghost by Clive Cussler - Duration: 3:46.

-It's so great to have Fred here. He's very busy.

He's working on so many different projects.

And you just shot an episode for season 3 of "Documentary Now!"

which I'm very excited we're finally doing another season.

That's exciting, but it's summertime,

and a lot of people in the summer like to read books,

and you were lamenting

that you don't have the time to read books.

You're so busy. -I never have any time, no.

-But then you were also saying that's okay because

you can look at a cover of a book

and know the entire story based on the cover.

-Yeah, that's all I need. -You're sure?

You're not just making this up? -No, no.

-Okay. -That's it. Yeah.

-'Cause what I'm gonna do right now

is I'm gonna hold up a book, some summer reading,

and then I'm gonna see if you can nail the plot

based on the cover. -Okay.

-Last chance to bail. -No, no bailing.

-All right. So, here we go.

It's a new segment called "Fred Judges a Book by its Cover."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, Fred.

This is "The Gray Ghost" by Clive Cussler. Fred?

-Well, also, he got some help from Robin Burcell.

[ Laughter ]

So -- -Yeah. Okay.

So -- So, Clive put together this book,

and he was like, "I'm going to start writing this book,"

and then Robin was like, "If you need any help."

And he was like, "I'm totally going to take you up on that.

Yes, please. Let's write it together."

So they just switched off pages. -Okay.

Do you think Robin was upset

that his name was so much smaller than Clive's?

-I think he was upset by it, yes.

-What? -I think he was upset by that.

All right. So, now we've sorted out who wrote this book.

What I'd like to know is, what is the plot of "The Gray Ghost"?

-Well, it's part of the series

of the Sam and Remi Fargo Adventure, and --

-What did -- Sorry. What?

-The Sam and Remi Fargo Adventure.

-Okay. Okay, yeah. -And it's the -- You know.

'Cause their adventures are in different cities,

so it's Madison and Milwaukee and stuff.

So, this is their Fargo adventure, and it's about --

The plot is about an oil-change place that they frequent.

And they keep getting too many oil changes,

and so they steal a car from a museum.

It's this -- this -- -Wait.

I got to go back. -Yeah.

-How do you keep getting --

How do you keep getting too many oil changes?

Because oil changes only happen when you make an active choice

to bring your car in to get an oil change.

-Yeah, so they have, like, a nervous energy to them.

That's what the book is about, and they're just like --

Out of boredom, they just keep going back to get their oil changed.

-Okay. So they steal a car from a museum?

-Yes. They're like -- Because the guy who owns

the oil-change place is like, "You guys, enough.

Please stop. You're wasting oil."

And so they thought

they could fool him by going to the museum,

like, this old-timey car museum.

And so they get this car, this old one,

and they think they're going to pull one over on him.

They're like, "All right. This is great.

One oil change, please."

And this is, like, the crux of the book.

-This is near the end? -This is near the end.

-Okay, so everything you've said up to this point

is like this many pages?

-Right. Right to there. -Okay.

-And then the owner is like, "Great. I'll do that.

I'll be right back."

Goes out. Lights the whole place on fire.

Right?

-Wow! -Yeah. Yeah.

Now, according to the publisher, the plot is that in 1906

a ground breaking Rolls-Royce prototype

known as The Gray Ghost

vanishes from the streets of Manchester, England.

It is only the lucky intervention

of an American detective named Isaac Bell

that prevents it from being lost forever.

-Right, because they went to the oil-change place.

-Okay, great. Give it up for Fred, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

For more infomation >> Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover: The Gray Ghost by Clive Cussler - Duration: 3:46.

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