(Woodwinds and Violins play softly in the background Only interupted by the occasional chime)
(distant) Whats the big deal
(distant ) my Mom bugs me all the time
(distant) ha hA HA ZING
(The music picks up and creates a feeling of adventure)
Woodwinds - badabadADA ba badadadaBA
Space sounding shit - BODODOo
Woodwinds - wo wananana wo wananana
Woodwinds - Wo WONAH wowoNAH Horns - brnA brnA
Woodwinds - wo NAH wowo NAH Horns - brnA brnA
Space shit again - BODODOo
Woodwinds - wahwe we wehwah
Violins - wewawenawenah nawenA
Woodwinds- wa nah na nah nAH
Violins - wewawenawenah nawenA
(Metal Gear Detected Noise)
Horns - brnA
Horns - brnA
Horns - brnA
Horns - (softer) brnA
Maracas - Maracas noise
Violins - wenU
Violins - wenA
a horn I think??? - werneeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Violins - weNAH wenUH naaaAAAAaa
some horn - bweedooo wededededooooo
Trumpet - (menacingly) bwebwebwebwah
Tuba - bWUMPH
Rattle noise - Rattle noise
Anakin - I HATE YOU >:C
Violins - one last babweee with a soft fade
(silence)
(paching)
(bwumph)
(cachwoosh)
(silence)
(background music with normal fighting noises)
(Dead Silence)
(muffled and pitched down Family Guy Intro)
(silence)
Amiibo box - clunk
(silence again)
(Muffled and distant) LADYS AND GENTLEMEN
(Muffled and distant) ITS THE BLAISET SHOW
(Eric Andre intro song begins playing softly and distantly)
(Eric Andre intro song is now at normal volume)
(Quick heavy breaths followed by tumbling noises)
(Boston Accent?) Ehhh we got ourselves a tough guy aye?
well who do ya think your messing with?! who ya think ya messing with!?
YE HAW (the sound of plasting being hit)
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 15TH???!!!
TELL ME!!! TELL ME!!!!!
Ayeo, what ya lookin at?
Ha!
Got em
(toad laughter)
AAAH!!!!!!!
(Toad screaming in peril)
(smack)
(mock Irish accent) TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LAD'IES
ITS ME BLAISET! (smack smack smack)
(smack)
AND TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE OPENING!!! (smack smack)
THE JIGGLYPUFF AMIIBO!!! (smack smasmack smack smack)
OOOH!!! (smack smack smack)
LOOKIT HIM ISNT HE BEAUTIFUL?!?! (smack smack smack)
ISNT HE BEAUTIFUL!!! (smasmasmsmacksmacksmack)
ISNT HE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (smack smack)
(deadpan) now today we're gonna be taking a look at our amiibo
(silence)
this is the jiggly puff amiibo
(silence)
it's an amiibo
(silence)
yup
(silence)
(ominous fart noise)
welp
seems like its now time to uhh
get this thing open
uhhhh lets begin
(music begins to play indicating a challenge has begun)
woah allright
good cardboard
oof
dont make this easy now do they?
(sped up x2) almost there almost there
woof
they dont want you getting in to this thing
woof
allright, lets keep going
(music is at its climax)
they make this a workout
(foreboding villainous music begins to play)
and there she is
theres my girl
J i g g l y p u f f
(The Music is in full force as the villain has been released from her prison)
now fellas
aint that a beauty
sure wish they made the packaging easier to open
whatever
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bwaaahhoooh
badadadadbadododadododaadodoDOOOO
BUNANANANANANA BUNANANANANANA NA NA
BUDADADAH BUDADADAH BUDADA BUDADA DA DADA
BODADODADO BUDADODA
padapingpingpingpingpadapingpingping ping ping
padapingping padapingping
padaping padaping ping ping
badabing bing bing badabing
budanado budandodo do do
budando budendo budendo budendo do do
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