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Hello, I'm Sirdavitian, Today I gonna answer some ...... stupid questions
But I`d try to give some logical answers
So let`s begin
First question is...
If I hang out at my uncle's house
Can I survive eating shit?
Interesting question as a matter of fact
because, as you all know
Shit is a union of organic waste and proteins
mainly non body - absorve
therefore, eating it again
Develops a new chance of add those proteins into the body
although meaner measures
but... I do think it works
yeap
If I Sleep head down why I woke up head up?
Interesting question
nobody knows why this is happening
it was supposed while you`re sleeping
you are like, static
but, I thinks some goblins arrives and turn you around while you sleep
to avoid drown or avoid you lost bra size.. something like that
could happen, no?
could be your uncle no?
yours...
Next!
My brother has no have his first period, what can I do?
Well, It`s worry stuff, dangerous if
your brother is up 30´s
otherwise, don´t
But if He has 30 years and his period is not arrives yet,
it's better you handle a duct tape and prank him!
and you find it (his period) and just barely safe it into a box
that is what you have to do with your brother´s period
Is Africa a Person?
Yeap, it is, very good person
and lives in Wakanda
is a woman too
mmm
Have the midgets night vision?
Yes!
Yes they have night vision
because, the midgets, because of their short stature they absorb more oxygen than other people
Thus, their brains develops faster and at living so close to the ground
they see the moon`s light reflect into it
useful for them to catch the light
and watches all very clear
so therefore, the midgets have night vision
It works
*spanish joke
yea?
If my Dog doesn`t want to talk me, what can I do?
Well, I your dog does not want to talk to you, don`t talk to him either
Why you stress about it?
Just ignore him, Ice law to that dick
and you´ll see he´ll be back
If I´m Toothless, Can I use rocks instead?
Certainly you can!
It's advisable even
because the rocks are harder than the tooths and long-lived
so you can be recognized easier for a crash
more pros than normal tooths
You can do it
besides You don`t have to worry about cleaning, wash or stuff like that because rocks are filthyness
If I going to Future and kill my grands can I get born?
No problem, in fact, many people did before
mainly for hate so trip to the future
kill and there you go
Stay in the future, because they are like famous primitive persons
easier live
If I fuck a Pokemon, How the baby would will be?
If YOU fucks a pokemon...
I believe that.. really don´t know
well, it`s depens of the pokemon itself
remember there is water pokemons, ground pokemons, fire pokemons
So.... ehmm. don't know
also, there is pokemons by gender, some flying, that one made of dust...
dont`t know is a hard one
Depens anyway, the chosen one, if you chosed the ground pokemon you made a Corean guy
If you water pokemon is chosed, another corean guy will be produced
so... it`s up to you
Has the sperm it`s own Wifi Signal?
Sure yes, it`s Biology 101
It has
its not a wifi, sperms have something like a
GPS
Conected to windows
which help them to find the way into the darkness
throughout the way, any way
and I don`t sure, that helps to arrives quicker
it's dark, is scary environment
He can`t see, there is so much, millions
they can get lost
they have to achieve... the...point
How many chlorine you should drink to clear yourself?
scientific researchers confirm that you should drink three or four liters of that shit
to vanish inside
why?
sure, Chlorine burns and destroys everything alive
mainly the organic stuff
so when you drink one liter, you burn all in it
prepare the way to the new drink which burn your bones and veins
burns everything, into the organic fabrics, cells, etc.
the third one just disintegrates what's left of you
cleans you anyway
burns your brain, but it works
I mean is a cleaning inside outside, you star to bleeding, throw all your bad shit out of your body
so it`s works
If I don't ask the dinner`s bill, Can I go without paying it so?
If you do not ask it (the bill) is not necessary to pay
is moral matter now
nothing conterns you... to pay
if you don`t ask it
for intance, you are bound to eat the food that you ask for
but if you dont ask it, no problem
you can run for through the door, there will be no problem
If I get my eyes off, my new ones gonna be blue?
of course, dont you ever saw that people who watched the sun
they were preparing for being stupid
and when the eyes come again they are blue now
*absolute bullshit
for that reason that the americans have that color
for dat!
Ok, that was today`s video
very, very instructive
please leave your question in the comment section bellow
I will be attentive to them and reading all
so, take care! bye!!
The End

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