♪ Amazing grace
♪ The sound that saved a wretch like me
♪ I once was lost
♪ And now I'm found
♪ Was blind and now I see
♪ Amazing grace how sweet, how sweet the sound
♪ That saved a wretch like me
(Pearl hums)
♪ Sound that saved a wreck
Ha ha ha, yeah, I'm a wreck, yes indeed.
I'm a wreck, mmhmm hmm.
Ha ha, wretch!
Woo!
♪ Woo, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got down on me!
Ooh, it's hot in here.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ludacris got the floor
♪ Make the booty go clap, ha
♪ Me and my dogs hit the club and just do it
♪ Don't wanna knuckle up for them, we must, we just do it
♪ Catch ya at the ball, what's your number
♪ Let's do it
♪ Don't ask me to come without a rubber
♪ Can't do it
♪ Check homie lookin' kinda hard, don't do it
♪ Don't make me call my most wanted squad
♪ And just do it
♪ Way down south, big ballers just do it
♪ Big trucks, big rims, ain't nothin' but to do it
♪ Players wanna touch Mr. Kane
♪ Can't do it
♪ Tryin' to throw dirt on Able, they aint ever do it
♪ Punks tryna match my hustle, can't do it
♪ You wanna come up, you gotta struggle
♪ Just do it
♪ People wanna ask Kane and Abel how ya do it
♪ Fresh out the pen, big Benz, y'all do it
♪ Most wanted records, y'all back, y'all do it
♪ Put street hustles on the map, let's do it
♪ Uh-Huh come on, most wanted boys makin' noise
♪ And the game don't stop, got it locked
♪ And we stay on top, we just do it
♪ Uh-Huh we just do it, with no problem
♪ Most wanted boys makin' noise and the game don't stop
♪ Got it locked and we stay on top
♪ We just do it, yeah most wanted baby
♪ We just, show em how we do it BR style
♪ Uh-huh, like Nike we just do it
♪ However you want it, grab a mic and we could do it
♪ We got dudes mad 'cause they can't do it like we do it
♪ Ride drop top Jags and they wonder how we do it
♪ Mommy you bad, I'm tryna smash, let's do it
♪ Forget about your man, he's a fag, let's do it
♪ Oh what you wanna Coach coat, bags
♪ Some fifties, some mo' cash, my bad
♪ Sorry lady, I can't do it
♪ Make big bread and big money man, we do it
- Leenan, Jacobs, and Hinesworth, hold please.
♪ Folks on the street askin' how y'all boys do it
- Leenan, Jacobs, and Hinesworth, hold please.
♪ That's how ballers just do it
♪ Most wanted boys makin' noise and the game don't stop
♪ Got it locked and we stay on top
♪ We just do it
(Jeremy clears throat)
(Jeremy sniffs)
- Uh.
(drawer opens)
(Jeremy snorts)
Oh!
Ahh.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
(Jeremy exhales)
(rhythmic beat)
- [Woman] Good morning, Mr. Hinesworth.
- [Man] Morning, Mr. Hinesworth.
- Mornin', morning, morning.
(drawers shuffle and slam)
Mr. Anderson.
- Mr. Hinesworth, sir.
(Mr. Hinesworth clears throat)
- I want to be the first to congratulate ya
on a job well done.
The way you handled those sharks in there was just great.
Keep it up, one day you'll be running this firm.
(both laugh)
That was a joke.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Hinesworth, sir.
- What would you say if I asked you to be a partner
on a trial basis?
- Well, I'd say yes sir, Mr. Hinesworth, sir.
- Good, good, come see me after memorial day weekend.
We'll discuss everything, including that salary.
- Thank you, sir, I appreciate it.
I won't let you down.
- I know you won't.
(Jeremy grunts)
- Woo!
I'm the man, yeah, yeah.
Lisa, baby?
Hey, you got plans tonight?
Well, cancel them, oh it's a huge surprise.
No, I'm not telling you.
Look, just be ready at six.
Alright, love you too, bye.
Maggie, I'll be out of office for the rest of the day,
so could you transfer my calls to my cell phone
and uh, reservation for two at that nice restaurant
in the village, eight o'clock.
- Jive ass motherfucker!
Leenan, Jacob, and Hinesworth.
- Baby, you're now looking at the one day partner
of Leenan, Jacob, and Hinesworth.
So what do you think about that?
- Honey, congratulations!
- This is what I've been waitin' for my whole life!
You know, one day, I could see me runnin' that law firm.
- I know you can do it.
Jeremy.
Please, don't ruin the moment.
- (whispers) Sorry.
(upbeat tones)
- I think I'm gonna go to the ladies room before we order.
- Wait, don't get up.
- Thank you!
- Hurry back.
(upbeat music)
Waiter, waiter.
(upbeat music)
(Jeremy exhales)
♪ I'm a troubled soul
♪ Trying to make it
♪ Hopin' I don't go
♪ I, I'm a troubled soul
♪ It's heads or tails
♪ You got to let the coin flip
♪ Life or death, you never what you goin' get
- What?
Jeremy, what's going on?
(Lisa coughs)
- Honey, what, ju, just say it!
What?
(Lisa coughs)
- Oh, Jeremy.
- Honey, I love you with all my heart.
I just want the perfect life.
I want a house with a kid, a picket fence,
I want a dog, a cat, I want it all.
- I, I do, too.
- What I'm tryin' to say is, will you marry me?
- Yes.
Yes, yes!
(upbeat music)
- Thanks, babe, thank you, thank you.
(knocks) Call me.
(swift noises)
(knocks) Let's do lunch.
♪ I, I'm a troubled soul
♪ Tryin' to make it
♪ Hopin' I don't go
♪ I, I'm a troubled soul
(phone rings)
Not already, just got in the door!
Jeremy Anderson.
- Hey, baby, this is Grandma Pearl.
- Grandma Pearl?
Can you hold on one second, please?
- Okay, baby.
- Alright.
Shit!
(Jeremy grunts)
Hey, grandma.
- I just called to make sure you got the invitation
to the family reunion.
- Yeah, I just got it in the mail.
- That's good baby, so you gonna be there, huh?
- Yeah, I'll be there.
- You know I'm countin' on you now.
- I'll be there.
- You sure you gonna be there?
- Yeah, grandma, I'll be there.
- You gon' make it. - You know I'll be there.
- You sure you comin', huh?
- Yeah.
- I don't want nothin' to keep you away from there now.
- Yeah, you know I'll be there.
- Now look here baby, uh, oh don't you worry
about that old brother Jethro of yours either, hear baby?
'Cause if he starts some shit, Imma kick his ass.
- Alright.
- I know you've got to get back to work,
so I'm not gonna keep ya, 'cause you got that
big important job.
- I'll see ya at the reunion, Grandma Pearl.
- I just wanted to make sure you was gonna be there.
- I'll be there.
- You gonna be there? - Alright.
- Alright, Imma see you when you come, you're comin' huh?
- Yeah.
- Okay, darlin', Imma see you right?
You got to get back to work!
Go on back to work, make me proud!
- Alright. - Bye-bye!
- I'll see you at the reunion.
- I love you, darlin'!
- Alright, bye grandma.
- Okay, baby. - Alright, bye.
- Okay, baby. - Alright.
- Buh-bye! - Bye.
(Jeremy groans)
Oh, why me?
What's goin' on, Marty man.
- Sup man, how's it goin'?
I just need to talk to you, man.
I got my heart broken last night, man.
- Your heart broke, what happened?
- Broken in half! - What happened?
- I was puttin' a second dick on my girl--
- Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
Second dick?
- Second dick, you know, you just kinda open it.
Ahh.
- Go ahead man, continue.
- I had one leg in LA, one in New York,
both hands grippin' that ass.
It was hot and heavy in there!
Then out of the motherfuckin' blue,
this bitch fart in my face!
- Uhh, uh.
- I was crushed.
I still wanna take her out, though.
- Huh?
- Anyways man, what's goin' on with you, bro?
What you got goin' on?
- (sighs) I just got this invitation to our family reunion.
Thinkin' about taking Lisa.
- Let me see this for a second, ha, no!
- What?
- Did you tell her about that invitation?
- Nah, I was gonna surprise her.
- Man, is you crazy?
Don't tell her about that letter.
Just act like it never came.
- But I want Lisa to meet my family.
- I know, I know, but think about your family!
- Come on, now (laughs).
They are a little dysfunctional, but, but,
they're still my people.
- That's cool that it's your people, I know,
you love their crazy asses.
- Careful, man, you better watch it there, boy.
- Come on, seriously.
What'll happen if you bring a white girl
to your family reunion and introduce her to everybody
as your fiance?
Mm-mm, man, I know you love her, she's everything to ya.
But you should go by yourself until you can find
a different way to present them to her.
Because if you do bring Lisa to that family reunion,
and introduce her to all your crazy ass kin folk?
(exhales) You lookin' for trouble, serious trouble!
- (exhales) Damn.
- It's alright, do you wanna, do you wanna do a little?
- What?
- Come on, man, I was just playin'?
- Huh? - Why, you crazy, man!
Comin' up in here and talkin' to me like that.
- Get the fuck out of my office!
- You want me to just close the door, I got it real quick!
(upbeat music)
- Honey, I brought you a towel.
- Thanks, babe, just get it out there, I'll get it.
(Jeremy sings)
- Jeremy?
- Yeah, babe.
- Honey, what is this?
- What's what?
Uhh, that's just somethin' I got in the mail the other day.
- What is it?
- It's an invitation to my family reunion.
- What?
- My family reunion!
- And why is it in the trash?
- I don't know, honey, it probably fell!
(toilet flushes)
Ah, what the, oh!
Why'd you do that?
- [Lisa] You weren't gonna tell me, were you?
- Baby, I was gonna tell you!
- No, don't baby me, you're lying.
You didn't want me to know about your family's reunion?
- Honey, I wanted you to know, and, but wait,
I want you!
Alright, look honey, I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about the invitation.
- And why didn't you tell me?
- I don't know, it's just--
- Is it because you're ashamed of me?
- No!
- Is it because you don't want me to meet your family?
- No, I--
- Why, is it because I'm white?
- Now, why would you even say that?
Look, you just don't understand.
- Well, make me understand.
- My family isn't like normal families.
- My family isn't either, but that didn't stop me
from introducing you to them.
Don't touch me, or even think about this white ass.
- Oh man, psh.
Stupid family reunion.
(haunting tones)
- Jeremy, Jeremy, oh and is this Lisa?
- What's poppin' biz-nitches?
What's the matta, niggas?
Y'all aint ever seen a white bitch spit that shit like this?
L I G dog, let it go.
(Jeremy gasps)
- You stupid motherfucker, I knew you was gonna fuck up!
Ya bring that white bitch here, you'll fuck everything up!
It aint my fault this time, playa.
It's all on you bitch, ha ha!
(Jeremy wails)
- It's just a dream, Jeremy, let it go, baby, L I G.
It's just a dream!
- Hey, Blaze!
- What's up, B?
This the invitation to my family reunion tomorrow, man.
- Ooh, that's right, you get out tomorrow.
- Bitch, quit touchin' me, fuck, yeah I get out tomorrow,
man, be glad to get away from your stupid ass
any motherfuckin' week.
- You stink anyway.
- So, family reunion, huh?
I bet you they're gonna have a lot of pussy there!
- Nah, stupid motherfucker.
A family reunion, I can't fuck with nobody there,
I'm kin to everybody, my momma, my sister, my brother.
You know, my family.
- I aint talkin' 'bout fuckin' your sister
or nothin' like that, aunties, that's gravy.
Check your bible, dog.
- I aint worrying about that.
The only thing I'm worryin' about right now
is breaking yo ass on this dice game.
Come on, man, let me bust you up for the last fuckin' time.
And bring yo gay ass over here, too.
Man, I see that bitch ass cousin Jeremy of mine,
ah, there's my point,
this motherfucker's loaded, but I gotchu, okay?
This for every motherfuckin' thing you'd ever took from me
for five motherfuckin' years.
- Oh, seven, fuck, but you out!
- Nah, I aint out, I'm outta here.
I send you shit from the family reunion, baby.
On top, you hear me?
- Lord, another family reunion, hmm.
Imma have to pray on this one, oh lord, thank you, Jesus.
Hallelujah, hallelujah, lord, thank you, Jesus.
Ah kayamala la la la, sha ma ma ma ma ma, thank you, Jesus.
- [Woman] And stay your drunk ass out, Cletus!
- Guess it's just me.
- Oh, hell no, not another one of these.
I hope they got some good weed, shit.
- Mm, mm, mm? (burps)
- Oh yeah, Jeremy, punk motherfucker.
Yo ass is mine.
- Ooh (mumbles).
- Shit. - I agree, motherfucker.
You smell like shit!
- Didn't spill a drop, bitch.
- Mm, yeah?
Oh, oh good, baby, okay then, I tell you Imma get
Jethro old room ready for you, yeah, ha ha, alright, bye.
Ha ha, my baby is comin' to town!
My baby is comin' to town!
- Who gives a rat's ass?
- I do.
- Why he always get the good room anyway?
- 'Cause he asked for it.
- I asked for it, can I have the--
- See, you're only askin' for it 'cause he asked for it,
you don't want that room!
- It used to be my room!
- And this is my house, I make that choice.
And I'm about sick of you coming 'round here all thugged out
which your stuff like that,
you need to be more like him.
Drinking all the time, shoot.
- So then I'm more like you, you drinkin' all the time, too!
That aint water, and that aint sprite!
- Yeah, but the difference is, my liquor, my house,
my fridge, my beer, see, see how that work out?
- How come everything he ask for he get?
You might as well just give him the whole damn house.
He gonna get it anyway!
- And if I do, it's my business 'cause it's my house.
Come here baby, look, you need to just be more like
your brother, that's all, that's all you need to do,
don't be jealous.
Ya punk motherfucker, shit.
Ooh, lord, forgive me, I been cussin' all fuckin' day long.
I don't know what's wrong with my head.
- I don't care what you say!
- But, baby!
- Oh, but baby nothing, we're about to get married
and I haven't even met your family yet!
- You will meet my family, just--
- Oh, I will meet them, and I'll meet them in a few days,
thank you.
Here, I found this in one of your old suitcases.
So, whose that little slut?
- She's not a slut, her name's Vanessa--
- Ah, whatever!
- Vanessa King, it's our senior picnic.
Sure bringin' back some memories.
- So, is that why you don't want me to go?
Because you wanna have your last little fantasy fuck
with Vanequa before the ball and chain
puts you on lock down?
- Vanessa?
- Uh, whatever!
- Baby, look, you'll get a chance to meet my family.
I promise, just not this time!
- No, now is the perfect time, Jeremy,
because this is one white girl whose ready to ride or die.
Ride or die, and the Anderson family's gonna see just that!
- Just trust me here, honey, not this time!
- I'm going!
- Please, just not--
- I'm going! - Not this time?
- I'm going!
- No you're not, I'm puttin' my foot down here!
You're not going!
Honey, one last time, my family's a little different.
- I'm sure they're not that bad.
- Yeah, well you don't know my family.
- Baby, I'm just so glad you're home.
- I'm glad to be home, glad to be home.
- Mmhmm, you made it down here for the family reunion
and you know what, you look so happy.
- I am happy.
- Yeah?
You like it up there in the big city.
- It's just so different, you know?
- Yeah, all the fast walkin' people and their brief cases
and the big lights, huh?
- Somethin' like that.
- You like all that, huh? - Yeah.
- That's good, you know what I'd like.
I'd like to hear from you a little bit more.
- Well, I sent you a card about a week or two ago,
you didn't get it?
- Mm, I think it was a little longer than that,
but that's alright, I'm not here to bust at ya.
But I want you to know, them calls and letters,
I cherish that, that's all I got of you when you not here.
- And that's why I send, I know I sent one--
- That's alright, baby, but you're happy, huh?
- Un, unbelievably happy, grandma.
- And you're 'bout to get married?
- Big day, big time.
- And you're in love?
- Yeah, I love her.
- Yeah, she the one now?
- Yeah, she's the one.
- Okay. - She's it.
- Good then, well, I just want you to know,
we're your family, and we got your back,
and we care about you.
I know we're a little crazy.
- It's a good thing all of us don't take that crazy
everywhere we go.
- Well, we aint gonna shame you,
except for maybe cousin Cletus.
Or cousin Mike, or cousin Pam, your cousin Blaze,
brother Jethro, Aunt Gladys.
- Forget about Terry.
- Oh, him, too.
But we aint gonna shame ya too bad.
(laughs) I love ya, baby.
- Love you, too.
(rhythmic beats)
- You know, it feels really good to see Jeremy again.
I mean, it's been such a long time since he's been home.
- Yes, my baby is home and my baby is happy.
- [Jeremy and Lisa] Good morning.
- Mm, good morning, baby!
- That coffee smell every morning,
sure brings back memories.
- [Pearl] Mmhmm, you hungry baby?
- As a cow.
- [Pearl] Oh, how 'bout you, Lisa?
- Oh no, I'm fine, I'll take a cup of coffee.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- [Lisa] So, how's the planning going so far?
- You know actually, it's going okay.
However, we could use a little help, I mean,
I don't know what your time schedule's like,
but I mean, if you're available.
- Oh no, I would be delighted to help you guys!
- As a matter of fact, Gladys, today we're gonna take Lisa
with us, and you could give us some insight
as far as decorations, I mean you look like
you'd be really good decorating.
Don't you think that's a great idea?
Don't you think that's a good idea Gladys?
- Good, that'll uh, that'll give me a chance
to catch up with Jethro.
(cabinet shuts)
Who the hell ate all the Lucky Jacks?
- You need to get up earlier.
(Gladys burps)
- Ooh, yo Terry, where you was at last night, man?
- Heh, fuck you man, none of your fuckin' business, right?
Get the fuck outta my face.
- Damn, it's like that?
- It's gonna always be like that!
The fuck you come around her for anyway, bruh?
Fuck!
Fuck your wife at?
- She, she's not my wife, and what's your problem, man?
- Why the fuck you come around here, that's my problem.
- The same reason you come around here, 'cause it's home.
- When I come I don't bring no white bitches with me though.
- You better watch your mouth.
- The fuck you gon' do little man?
Hmm?
Just the fuck I thought.
Not a motherfuckin' thing, and don't be bringin'
no fuckin' white children around here when you come either,
OJ, colby ass nigga man, Imma take that bitch from you
like Karl Malone.
Stupid (mumbles).
(men scream)
- 'Ey, break it up!
Break, break, break that, break that shit up!
(bike crashes)
- This motherfucker. - Break that shit up.
- This man is on 20s.
- I said break it up.
- You goin' around here on 20s.
- Don't worry about that, get back, get back.
- Don't touch me! - Get, get back, 'ey!
- What is this?
- Look, don't, hey your touchin' the equipment now,
you're touchin' the equipment.
Look Christopher Williams, don't make me New Jack City
your ass, alright?
What's wrong with you, get back.
- You get back. - Get back.
- He got a new press on badge.
- Don't worry about this, this is government issue.
You know how much I pay for this?
- And binoculars?
- That's right, better to see your ass with.
What is your problem?
Look, what's goin' on here, I need to know.
- We was fightin'!
- Imma need names, now, Imma need names, Imma need.
Alright Albee Shore, Imma be back to you in a minute.
What's his name?
- Max E. Pad. - Max E. Pad.
- Max E. Pad. - Spell that for me.
- M A X, E middle initial, P A D, last name.
Max E. Pad. - Alright Mr. Pad, thank you.
Now, Christopher Williams.
- What's up Danny Glover?
- You're David and Dan, Danny who?
- Garcia. - Oh, you Latino!
- [Both] Yeah.
- What you doin' around here?
- We twins, yeah. - We Kane and Abel, bitch.
- Kane and Abel.
- Yeah, bitch. - I thought they dead.
Look here, 'ey, don't touch!
Imma about to take ya in.
- I wanna check your ankle, though!
- Don't make me hop step your head.
- I tell you what, I tell you what,
I'm gonna spin on ya then go get your bike.
- 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey!
Don't you go nowhere.
- Bitch, I'm a bullet, I'm a bullet!
- 'Ey!
(hip-hop music)
- Hey, what's up, what's up yo man.
- What's up with you?
- I'm alright man. - You chillin'?
What's you on this corner doin', bro?
- I'm, I got these umm tickets for the ready for the world
concert. - Tickets?
- Yeah. - Nigga, this family reunion
invitations, man.
- No, man, that's Willie Triplett Junior--
- And it aint even for you, it's for Brenda.
- No that's Prince and Glow, that's a concert.
- Family reunion tickets, nigga.
- Juvenile, Lil Weebly, fifth floor.
- No, they're not gon' be there.
- Yeah.
- Nigga, this say Pearl and Brenda,
there's gonna be Grandma Pearl, me, you.
- Weebly.
- No. - Juvenile.
- Jeremy. - Turk.
- No.
- BG. - No, no.
- Baby Fresh. - No.
- Tell ya, I swear to God.
- No, they not gon' be there.
Well, they not gon' be there.
- Yeah, they're gon' be there.
- Are you still on that crack?
Crack aint doin' nothin' for you, bro.
- I aint on no crack.
- You're not even losing weight, dude.
- I'm not on no crack.
- You on crack, and you aint even,
you so dumb, you on crack, and it aint even workin'.
Look at this shit, bro.
- What?
- You a fuckin' abnormal crackhead, you a fat crackhead.
- That's a ass whistle, I swear.
- I aint ever seen a fat crackhead.
- Stick it up your ass, huh?
- Take this shit and smoke some Jenny Craig, bitch.
- Fuck you, look I got a bad bitch right around the corner.
She'll suck your dick right now, I aint gonna do it no more.
- See, this is what I'm gonna do, bro.
Here, Mike, take this bike.
- What's up, Butch nigga.
- Were y'all just sellin' tickets to the reunion?
- No, but, well uh, listen.
- Just leave him alone, Butch.
- No, that's--
(men bickering)
- Butch, you better take your ass up the street.
- Fuckin' Butch, fuck you Butch.
- You better take your ass up the street.
- Your momma and your daddy's cousins.
- 50 Cent lookin' ass, back to you.
You look, this is what I'm gonna do for you, hear?
Imma give you this bike, hear?
You, you sell this bike, alright?
- Butch aint gotta hit on me like that.
- You sell this bike, hear?
- Swear to God, Imma kill him!
- Get however much you can get for this bike.
- Huh?
- Get however much you gon' get for this bike.
And if you come to the reunion lookin' like that,
Imma know you sold my bike and got some crack.
- I need my--
- You don't need this.
- My ass whistle.
- You don't need this, you gonna chew it you fat bitch.
- Your momma's a man.
He adopted, motherfucker.
Heh, huh?
My balls sweatin' like hot fire.
(both laugh)
- Ahh.
Man, I sure hope this year's different from the rest.
- What do you mean?
- Ever year, some one, or everyone,
gets drunk, has a bunch of fights, and ruins the reunion.
- Well maybe this year will be different, Jesus Jeremy,
lighten up.
- I guess you're right, guess you're right.
I'm gonna, I'll be right back, I'm gonna help Butch
with the tables.
- Okay. - Alright.
- Where the fuck is Uncle Cletus ass at?
He aint doin' nothin'.
- Here to help, baby, I'm here to help.
- What's up, G?
Damn bro, we're gonna slip you in sayin' yeah son!
- Man, I know, has anybody seen Vanessa?
- Nah, I haven't seen her in awhile,
but Jethro run into her all the time.
Aw, that girl's so fine, bruh.
- Think she'll come?
- I don't know!
(flashback tones)
- What the fuck wrong with him?
- Snap out of it, man.
Go put some beer in the cooler, bro.
- And get my ass a donut with the sprinkles.
- Wha?
- Don't even think about it, Cletus.
(both laugh)
- I mean, I don't know, I never thought that
I would end up with a black guy.
- Well, I can definitely feel that.
I can see where your comin' from.
- I mean, the first time I met Jeremy,
I thought he was a real jackass.
- Well, you know what, I thought the same thing
ever since I met him and he's my nephew (laughs).
(Gladys chuckles)
- I mean, when Jeremy first asked me out,
I was like no way, but then I remember my girlfriend
at work told me that she made out with a black guy--
- Let me guess, and he had a big dick.
- Well, I was gonna say penis, but yeah.
- Well, I'll tell you what, dick, penis.
You can't always buy into that, that's a myth.
Not all black guys have a big dick, you know.
You gotta be careful!
I mean, look, the bigger the better,
but as a general rule of thumb, at least for me,
if they're not at least six four, six five,
I don't even deal with 'em, you know?
- Well, let me ask you a question.
- Go right ahead.
- Did Jeremy always act the way that he does?
- What do you mean?
- I mean stuck up.
- Oh, that thing, yeah he's pretty much always been
stuck up (laughs).
(both laugh)
It's just--
- I don't think she likes me very much at all.
- Crazy, well guess what, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but Gladys doesn't like anybody.
Not you, not me, not anybody that doesn't go to church
at least eight days a week, running around with a bible.
She's crazy, but you know what?
Fuck Gladys.
- Yeah, fuck Gladys.
(both laugh)
- Exactly.
(door squeals)
- Aw damn, where the hell have you been?
- Yo, I had to take a shit.
- You been shittin' for the past three hours!
- I got the loose bottles.
(all laugh)
- Loose bottles, you mean loose bowels man.
Damn, get your stinkin', smellin' ass off me.
Drunk ass, fuck.
So rich man, how's the big city?
- Not rich.
- The hell you aint.
- What kind of car you drive, motherfucker?
- Got a Mercedes Benz.
- A Mercedes Benz.
- Ooh, what year is it?
- 2004, why?
- Rich! - Rich!
(men laugh)
- Get your stupid ass on the motherfuckin',
what the fuck, what the fuck is that?
Ha ha, it's be baby, it's Blaze, it's me,
I'm home dog, I told you!
- I wasn't scared.
What's up, dude.
- I'm up out that bit.
- What's up, Uncle?
- What's up, man, sit.
- Move your fat ass over and give me a cigarette, man.
Throw me a fuckin' bit, man.
(men chatter)
- Jesus!
- Man, calm down nerd boy, I was just fuckin' with you.
(laughs) He can't take a fuckin' joke.
- Anybody seen my tequila?
- Grandma, grandma, what's up grandma?
I'm home, what's up grandma, I'm home!
- Oh, ho ho, Blaze, Blaze!
My baby, yeah, look at you!
- I'm home!
- Oh, it's a family reunion, that's why you here, baby.
- Right on time, that's right.
- Yes indeed, it's a family reunion now everybody here baby!
- That's right grandma, it's a family reunion.
- Sure is, I'm telling ya, so glad to see you.
You look good too, baby! - Thank you.
- Mmhmm, yes indeed, uh-huh, yeah, oh, oh, and Blaze.
If you steal any of my shit, Imma bust a cap in yo ass,
you hear me? - Yes ma'am.
- Mmhmm, I wonder who invited that motherfucker.
Code red, code red y'all!
- What, what, what's the code red?
- Thief in the house!
- Oh, my Coach bag!
- I got y'all some more food.
- It's about time!
- Hmm.
- I got my teeth in?
- No sir!
- Shit, forgot my teeth.
- Dumb son bitch forgot his teeth!
- Well, I'll be.
- How y'all ladies doin', can I get you another drink?
- Yes, I'll take a beer.
- Me, too.
- Alright.
(engine hums)
- Hey, you can't park here!
'Ey, you can't park here, this is restricted.
- We're sorry, we'll get on, uh, outta here.
- That's a tight suit you got on, man.
- Thank you, it's government issue.
- Yeah, tighter than a goddamn gorilla in a G string!
- And it's called a uniform?
- Uniform!
Man, you can't walk in that suit!
- I walked over here, didn't I?
Oh, you don't think I can walk?
- Walk on!
- You don't think I can walk?
- Go ahead, walk.
- Oh, I'll show you I can walk, watch this.
This don't make no damn sense.
(both laugh)
- Yeah, Peabody.
- Tin man, tin man, right?
- How you like that?
- And we're off to see the wizard!
- Well, be off to see this grass.
Get your ass outta here.
- Man, go ahead on.
(engine starts)
- We're leavin', we're leavin',
we're sorry, we're sorry, but uh, hey.
You forgot your gun, buh buh buh buh beeyatch!
- Woo!
Them old ass bum mouth motherfuckers can eat some food,
girl, shit! - I know that's right.
(both laugh)
- I'm tellin' you, she was nasty.
- Oh my God, who is that?
Damn, he's fine!
- I thought that was your people.
- No, he's not, but I tell you what,
by the end of the night he will be.
- Ahh, who you all talkin' about?
- We're talkin' about him, over there.
- Ohh, somebody else asked me about that fool.
- [Pam] Stop hatin'!
- Nobody hatin', I'm lovin' this pie, though.
- Damn you greedy, bruh.
- Hey, forget all that, who got the weed?
Where is the weed, I know you don't have it.
- Bam!
- That is what I am talkin' about.
- I'm talkin' about it, too!
I'm gonna smoke that like Imma eat this pie!
- No you're not. - Shit.
- Mm.
Damn, Butch, this is some good shit, man.
Who the hell did you get this from, anyway?
- I got that from Stone.
- From Stone, well I tell you what,
we need to give Stone a Oscar, 'cause that's some good shit.
- Stone got that good weed.
This is almost better than food.
- Unlike the food, don't suck it all up.
- You know how much I like food.
- Yeah, I know how much you like food,
that's why I'm gonna take this from you now.
- You think we can smoke some mustard greens?
- (laughs) Probably so.
- Yeah, that shit green, you roll it up, yeah.
- You a funny lookin' motherfucker.
- [Butch] Fuck you, you're a fat looking motherfucker.
- Look like a motherfuckin' joke.
Cousin Pam.
- [Pam] What's that?
- You my cousin, but you fine like a motherfucker.
- [Pam] You think?
- Them big all titties and shit just sittin' on the table,
make me wanna just put it in this pie plate.
- (laughs) Jeremy.
- Oh, so beautiful.
- I know.
So, you know your family's really not that bad.
- Yeah, I guess not.
That's probably just 'cause nobody's gotten drunk yet.
- What'd you say?
- Nothing, another chip?
- Sure.
Mm, that's really good.
- [All] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Go ahead!
- Gimme some of that, what you drinkin' Grandma Pearl!
- [Group] Oh, oh, oh, woah, woah!
- Mm, I gotta get me some of that grub.
- Damn, niggas got three cakes.
This aint no spread, shit.
(crowd chatter)
- Ooh, I didn't need to see that, like a bag of marbles.
Five years as a POW in 'Nam, I never saw anything that bad
before in my life, that's gonna stick.
'Ey, kid, get over here!
Look, you little snot bubble, when a officer of the law
says get over here, you get your little as over here
right now, you got that?
- Man, you not even a real cop!
- Am, too!
This is a new uniform.
- New uniform my foot, man, you just toy cop.
My momma say you're white blood
'cause your toe nails is black.
- I got the sugar, alright?
Anyway, I got an assignment for you.
Here's five dollars, I want you to go in that yard
and get me the biggest plate you can find for me
and my partner, alright?
- Where your partner?
- Man, he's around the corner in the squad car.
He's doin' a stake out on crack dealers,
we're gon' make our arrest real soon.
- What squad car, man, you rolled over here
on a ten speed bike, and guess what?
My mom said your wife is so short, when she shampoo,
she brain wash herself.
- Momma said, your momma, your momma said,
yo momma so black, when she walk outside,
the street lights come on, people think it's the eclipse.
Now just get your little ass in there
and do what I asked you!
'Ey, small little askin' me ú50 damn questions.
What about respect, get in there!
- Go ahead Grandma Pearl, shake that ass!
Don't be scared to show a titty, we all family.
Alright, hey y'all take care of them little badass kids,
y'all hold 'em down out there,
and you aint too old to get on the dance floor.
Old folks get on up and shake your ass.
'Ey, hand me one of them beers from over there.
Right, the DJ drank around this motherfucker.
You know I'm DJing for free already.
I see you Auntie, I see, with your fine ass.
Aunt Pam, when you gonna holla?
- [All] Hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog!
(group chants)
- Bring the meat!
- Ooh wee, who in the hell is that?
- Grandma be trippin', huh (laughs)?
- That goddamn kid, man, I'm hungry with my plate and stuff
and my last five dollars and--
- Oh, excuse me.
- What?
- Uh, my man, maybe you can help me,
I'm lookin' for the Anderson's family reunion?
- What I look like to you man, do I look like a road map?
Triple A, Atlas, any of those, huh?
What the hell you think, I'm out here, I'm hungry man.
- Fake ass security guard.
- Man, get your ass outta here, man.
'Ey, if you find it, though, bring me a plate, hear?
- 'Ey Gladys, put that bottle down and get your ass
on the dance floor, I want everybody up this time.
This is for the Anderson family reunion.
(group cheers)
- Jethro! - Go Unc!
(group cheers)
- Hey, hey, hey! - Oh, woah!
- Ugh.
(grill simmers)
- Where that white girl come from?
Look at the back of that white girl!
Look like an ironing board, ha ha ha!
- I'm gonna go get something to drink, you want somethin'?
- Oh, no thanks.
- I'll be right back.
- Ha ha, look at you!
- Grandma Pearl!
- Oh, I missed you so much Vanessa!
- I missed you too Grandma Pearl!
- Mm mm mm, lordy look whose here!
I guess I'll leave you two alone.
Seems like old times around here.
- Vanessa King, man I sure miss that smile.
- I miss you too, Jeremy!
- So what you been up to?
- What I've been up to?
What you've been up to, we used write,
we used to keep in touch.
- Yeah, I know, but law school and studyin',
I just, can I show you something?
- Yeah.
(group chatter)
- How many of these you had?
- Now four!
Oh no, oh no!
- What you been up to?
Where you been?
(group chatter)
Look at this one here, come here, ooh!
Look how big you have got girl!
Ah, give Grandma Pearl a hug, and you,
let me see, this boy done grew so tall!
When's the last time I saw you?
Yeah, you're just like your daddy,
you're just like your daddy, you're just like your daddy!
- Ahh!
- [All] Jethro, Jethro, Jethro!
- Man, you remember this picture?
- Remember what?
Oh no, can't believe you kept this picture Jeremy!
- I just, I couldn't let it go, I mean.
I never wanted to forget you.
- And who could forget you with this Bobbi Brown
gumby hair style, what is that about?
- Yeah, that was my prerogative.
- Yeah, that's, that is your prerogative.
- Man, no matter what you wore though,
you were always so beautiful.
- Are you flirting?
- Nah, you know I'm about to get married, I can't flirt.
- Hmm.
- But you do just, just look at the way
the sun's hitting you now.
- That sounds like flirting to me, Jeremy.
And look at that, I can't, I can't believe
you kept this picture.
- Yeah, I know.
Brings back memories.
- Brings back memories.
- Where is that damn kid, man,
I can't be smellin' all this food, look at,
look at this shit here, hey, hey!
Y'all seen a kid, hey I hear this, what the hell y'all doin'
man, did ya see a damn kid,
what you gonna do with all that woman?
Look, she carryin' pig mans in her pocket, damn!
You can't handle, I need a, where's that kid,
what is his name, Blue, Sue, Brown Sugar, what the hell?
Goddamn, I'm hungry as hell, kid!
The hell is that kid, man?
Gave him my last five dollars too for lunch.
I coulda went to, I can't believe that.
(group chatter)
- You wanna beer?
- Man, that's boring.
- I coulda stayed home
and watched Jerry Springer for all this.
- Let's go play on the front porch.
- We can't, our momma told us to stay right here
and don't move. - Damn.
- Y'all comin' or what?
- So what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna show you a real man and a carpet munch.
- Oh, you're gonna go down?
Ahh, ah! - Yeah!
- Ahh.
- You seen Lisa?
- Yeah, she went inside.
- I'm sayin', what's your name, B?
- What's my name, I'll tell you my name.
My name is rent, lights, water bill, car,
and three fucking kids, you still wanna know my name?
- You know you got a fucked up name?
I knew you had a fucked up childhood,
'cause you and little kids in elementary
some cruel little bastards, rent?
Man, the fuck, I need a girl with a regular name
like Bunqueesha or Tyra or somethin' like that.
You be cool sugar, Imma holla at you later.
- [Jethro] Big dick bungee.
- [Lisa] Ooh, tell me 'bout it, baby.
- [Jethro] I told you about it, big dick bungee,
we about to get all of in this thing.
- [Lisa] Ah, come on, fuck me please, fuck the shit out--
- [Jethro] Oh woah woah, don't grab my hat,
don't grab my hat.
- [Lisa] Oh, I'm so sorry.
- [Jethro] Don't grab my hat.
- [Lisa] Just put that dick back in my pussy.
- [Jethro] Okay, oh watch my head, watch my head,
watch my head, oh shit, watch my watch my--
- [Lisa] Ah, ah, ah.
- [Jethro] Watch my head, ah that's my bad.
- [All] What, what, what, what, what, what!
- Oh, move out the way!
(group cheers)
Come on church lady, dance with me!
Ah ha ha ha!
Woo!
(group cheers)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Go Cletus, go Cletus!
- Hold on, let me get in!
(crowd cheers)
- Ohh!
- Ahh!
- We don't need no music, we can do it ourselves!
We don't need no music, we can do it ourselves!
We don't need no music, we can do it ourselves!
We don't need no music, we can do it ourselves!
(group screams)
- Special shout out to Grandma Pearl for puttin' this
together 'cause without you, we wouldn't even be out chyea.
Mm, mm.
That's that galiope shit right there.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ha ha,
that's true New Orleans style right there.
(women chant)
- What the, shut up!
- What's your problem, Pam?
- Problem, I don't have a problem, Gladys.
Y'all go the problem, you fake shakin' with this sumalala,
and you need to quit.
- No, it's I don't have a problem.
- Oh shit, don't tell me, you're getting upset?
I don't have a problem, I have a revelation that I've come
to witness to you and your church going friends,
and it's all about you Gladys, that's right,
y'all don't know Gladys like you think you know Gladys.
What's wrong, cat's got y'alls tongues,
y'all look shocked, and I know you need to stop
talking in tongues with a tongue ring,
that is wrong girl, that is wrong.
Bitches and church women don't mix.
Gladys, I'm gonna tell them, and it's written,
confessed, and be free, I'm 'bout to free you.
Before Gladys was in the church, sanctified and anointed,
Gladys was a dyke.
- A dyke? - A dyke.
- You didn't go there.
- I went there!
She was a dyke, a lesbo, a carpet muncher, that's right.
A bulldagger. - Bulldagger?
- Your Gladys.
- I thought I saw her lookin' at my ass.
- She probably was.
- I can't believe you did this?
- Girl fight, let me see a titty,
I wanna see a big brown nipple.
So the DJ let's up and girls goin' wild in this motherfucker
somebody's gotta film that shit.
(kids mumble)
- Hey, that, kid, kid, get here!
Don't make me have to run after you!
You know I got these bad feet, I can't believe this,
damn pants too damn tight, come, 'ey, get back here!
Boy, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave, get!
Get, can't go no further, ooh,
I'm losing oxygen, my damn feet hurt.
Bad ass kids boy, somebody need to teach 'em a damn lesson.
'Ey! Shit.
- Next time watch where the fuck you goin' motherfucker!
- I'm blind, man!
- Oh, so you think that make you better than me?
- Alright now, you broke my table, I kick ya ass.
- Goddamn snot bubbles man, let me catch that little bad ass
one, that little blue black mother, beat him boy,
I will put this ax handle up his ass if I catch him!
Got my five dollars, I want my money!
I want my money, be like the special man on him,
I let him have it.
- [Jethro] I call this one the carpet munch.
- [Lisa] Oh, shit, damn, oh!
- [Jethro] I call this the garage park!
- [Lisa] Hit it, fuck me you black mother, ahh!
- Ooh, I knew that bitch was a ho!
I'm going to get my shotgun!
- Oh lord!
- Who is that?
- That's my man, ya nosy motherfucker, come on!
- Move, security!
Get, get out the way, you gotta permit for that?
Move, all these little kids, man, 'ey!
- Ooh wee.
(both laugh)
- What is this, what's goin' on?
(items rattle)
(chips crunching)
- I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
(group claps)
- Thank you so much!
♪ Check me out, look, when I'm in public
♪ All the women stay staring at me
♪ They know the real mac daddy
♪ The only difference is I don't drive a old caddy
♪ Don't need no suit, don't need no pain
♪ I aint no granddaddy
♪ To be honest with ya, man I get the game from my pops
♪ It's a block in a 71 drop
♪ With the fiddy cap turned to the back
♪ With the mega throwback
♪ I keep the street and everybody knows that
♪ When I'm on tour
♪ Stay rollin' with me
♪ And every stay I got a top notch stayin' with me
♪ And got somethin' from the fellas that be tryna get me
♪ You betta watch me 'cause your girl
♪ Probably layin' with me
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a pimp nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Pimpin' is my game, so baby don't be ashamed
♪ That I walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a pimp nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Look, pimpin' is my game so don't be ashamed that I
♪ Now when you see yo Mexico steppin' it on
♪ Look I'm the one that's known for takin' ya home
♪ So in a couple a minutes I'll be takin' her home
♪ She be telling all her girls how I gave it up oh
♪ Now she just don't, don't wanna leave me alone
♪ All day, all night, she be callin' my phone
♪ Now she tellin' her momma how I'm doin' her wrong
♪ But that's the pimp game
♪ I gotta hit and be gone
♪ And I walk like this, like this, like this
♪ Step like this, like this, like this, come on
♪ Walk like this, like this, like this
♪ Yeah, step like this, like this, like this
♪ Now let me see you jig a little to the right
♪ To the right
♪ Now let me see you jig a little to the left
♪ To the left
♪ Now let me see ya jig a little to the front
♪ To the front
♪ Now let me see ya jig a little to the back
♪ To the back
♪ Now step like, talk like, shake like, walk like
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a pimp nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Pimpin' is my game so baby, don't be ashamed that I
♪ Why don't you tell all your friends
♪ How I like to step in
♪ Don't drink, but I bought a bar for my down friends
♪ You fellas mad 'cause I'm takin' pictures
♪ With your females got me horny from the freaky story
♪ Then she tell, look as it glows
♪ Shinin' like a disco ball, shinin' on the floor
♪ So how you want it in the back seat or the bed
♪ Any place, anywhere is how a pimp supposed to play it
♪ What you aint know that I been pimpin' since the pimpin'
♪ Right and love a girl unless she show me that she gifted
♪ Right and now to nail another chick
♪ Gonna play the role to be a good girl
♪ When I know she really a woah
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a pimp nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Pimpin' is my game so baby don't be ashamed
♪ That I walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a pimp nigga
♪ Walk, talk like a G nigga
♪ Pimpin' is my game so baby don't be ashamed that I
(hip-hop beat)
- He a fat crackhead, Butch, get the fuck.
- Fuck you, Butch.
- Fuck you!
- Your mom is your uncle!
- You better quit tellin' him shit like that.
(all laugh)
You still on that crack?
- Give me my tickets back, look.
- What is this, bro?
- Huh?
- You smokin' crack?
- No, I stick it up my ass and whistle--
- Crack aint even, bruh, crack aint even helpin' (laughs).
- Weekend we'll discuss everything including salary.
- Yes sir, and I won't let you down.
- You better not.
Oh, and Jeremy?
Was he supposed to answer?
- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- Nah that was me, ha!
I had messed up 'cause I seen Mr. Anderson.
- Oh Jeremy. - Sir?
- There are a lot of (sighs),
people out there, there are a lot of people out there
that really liked, or hated--
- Well make up your, make up your damn mind!
Does he like it or hate it?
(crew laughs)
- [Man] Okay, no brakes on this thing.
- Thanks Karlas, we like that Karlas.
- [Man] Alright, no more.
- You got one freakin' line in your own movie!
(woman laughs)
(crash noise)
- [Man] Do it again, it's alright.
- [Lisa] Whatever.
- Look baby, I promise you'll get a chance to meet my family
just as soon as that damn door stops opening.
(crew laughs)
Sure brings back some memories.
Hey, you're gonna break my furniture.
(Jeremy laughs)
Honey, you're now looking at the one day partner
of Leenan, Jacob, and Hinesworth.
So what do you think about oh, it's not mine,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Damn!
- [Man] Okay, it's alright though.
- That was good?
- [Woman] It was really good.
(background chatter)
(woman sneezes)
- God bless!
I thought I had a loud sneeze.
- I just want a house, and I want the perfect life.
I want a house, I said that twice.
- [Man] Cut, let's cut there.
(all laugh)
- Waiter, waiter!
Nigga, I saw you lookin' at my wife ass,
look at it again (laughs)!
(ring clinks)
- [Man] Okay, let's do it again.
(ring clinks)
- [Man] You know what, start right above it,
and just drop there. - Okay.
- [Man] You don't have to start way up here.
- [Jeremy] Alright, I just didn't know,
I didn't want to be in.
- [Man] It's alright, you're not in the shot.
Okay, and hold on, and ready and--
(ring clinks)
- Shit - It's alright.
It'll land there eventually. - Right.
- [Man] Alright, after about 10 thousand times.
You're doin' good, okay, and ready, go.
(ring clinks)
That's a lot better, yeah, but I mean, if we don't.
(ring clinks)
Shit, one more.
Okay, let it settle for a second.
(ring clinks)
(ring clinks)
- [Man] Shit, we've got shadows all over the fuckin' place.
Come from behind me. - Okay.
- Like that. - Okay.
- And drop it. - Okay.
And I'm rolling.
Okay, come a little bit more from this direction
and try to give it a slight heave.
- Okay. - And, action.
- Again? - Again.
Ready? Action.
Got your shadow that time, not a good drop.
Okay, close to the lens, here we go, and action.
Missed it. - Shit.
- One more time, and action.
Hold, hold, hold, get it, one more time.
And action, got your shadow, got your shadow.
- Shit. - Gotta watch the shadow.
- Okay, I can try it. - Okay.
And action, now why does it keep dropping in that direction.
- I don't know. - And action.
Better, one more time, and action.
(Pearl laughs)
- Ya need to talk about shit you know about (laughs).
- [Man] Alright, let's take it from the top.
- Okay, hold on, let me compose, mm.
- [Man] Quiet on set!
- I'm flushed now.
When I tickle myself, I tickle myself.
- I see that.
(both laugh)
- [Man] Alright, I'm rollin'.
- Okay, now I'm ready, it's called centering.
(laughs) Now I'm centered.
- [Man] Camera rolling.
(crew chats)
- Well, actually I'm gonna come down closer.
I got two, I got two of 'em!
(Pearl laughs)
Age aint nothin' but a number!
- Woo, that was good (laughs).
- Yeah, woo (laughs)!
- Y'all gonna help me shoot this?
'Cause I got a piece of that line, shit.
(both laugh)
- You can't have it.
(Gladys burps)
- [Man] That was real, okay, but don't look at me this time.
Look at uh--
- That was disgusting, you know that was disgustin'?
- Bring the meat!
- Rich!
- Now get your stupid ass on the mother,
let's sit the fuck, ha ha, it's Blaze baby!
(men jeer)
I fucked it up!
(men laugh)
- Bitch, I'm sick of your shit!
(crew laughs)
(Jeremy yells)
- Man, you lucky I aint take somethin' else.
- Jesus!
- Yeah. - Got anymore?
- Huh, huh? - You got anymore?
♪ It's a family reunion
Don't give me no screen time.
♪ Family reu
You better come get in this,
you better come get in this!
This little Jeremy.
Bitch, let's roll.
Wait til you see my dick!
(men laugh)
- That music is so damn loud.
(Vanessa laughs)
- It's so loud.
- I actually forgot my line.
- [Man] Definitely at the family reunion.
- Sounds like you flirtin' to me.
I can't believe you kept this!
- Man, sure brings back memories, eh?
- Uh-huh.
- Can we, uh, I got some condoms in here if you want--
(Jeremy laughs)
- I hate him (laughs).
- Yeah, you with all that light on you (laughs).
- Hey, don't be talkin' about my weight!
- You lost.
Yeah you did, ooh, picked up a couple pounds.
(both laugh)
- I'm gonna fuck you up Gavin, I'm gon' fuck you up!
- [Man] Alright, it's nice and quiet.
- [Woman] And here comes a helicopter.
- No fuckin' way!
- [Man] Homeland security.
- But the card is a great actor.
I mean like, it's just, it's like the Denzel of postcards.
- If there was a picture on there, he wouldn't be,
he would be speechless right now.
- The Samuel L, the Al Pacino of cards.
This is like Scarface.
- [Man] Alright, alright, come on.
- Okay, alright.
- But you are beautiful,
just look at the way the sun hits you.
- That sounds like flirting to me, Jeremy.
I can't believe you kept this man, look at this,
it's, how many (laughs), I hate him!
- [Man] Is, is that the end of the scene?
- Yes!
- I'm about to take a big dick bungee!
- [Man] Action.
- So, what are you gonna do, are you gonna (laughs)?
- I'm so sorry, but I'm just lookin' at her,
and I know she's gonna laugh.
- [Man] Alright, come on.
- Huh?
- [Man] Alright, but wait til I call action.
- Oh, you want me to do that?
- [Man] Yeah, go ahead.
- [Jethro] Oh, I'm about to show the real meaning
of the word big dick bungee.
(crew laughs)
- What everybody laughin' for?
- [Man] Alright, no laughing.
And, rolling, action.
- [Jethro] I'm about to go ice hockey
in them skates girl, watch, watch what I do to ya.
I'm gonna show you the real meaning of the word
big dick bungee. - Oh, fuck me.
- [Jethro] Oh, I am, oh I am, oh I am, call me daddy.
- [Lisa] Oh, come on daddy, bring it on daddy,
come on daddy. - Call me grandpa.
- [Lisa] Oh, fuck me grandpa (laughs).
(crew laughs)
- What you all want me to do?
(all laugh)
- [Man] You can, you know, ham it up.
- Oh you runnin' film?
- [Man] I'm runnin' right now.
- Alright, well I'm gonna call you when I leave here,
when I get off the set, you know I'm doin' movies now!
Huh huh huh huh huh!
Bitch!
♪ I got hoes in different area codes
♪ Hoes
You got it, you ready, you're straight?
- [Man] Camera's rollin', and action.
- Mm! - Cut.
- Oh okay.
(crew laughs)
- Just act like the sandwich was real good, mm mm!
(all laugh)
- I'm gonna jump underneath it,
say gimme another bite!
(all laugh)
(men jeer)
- Man I went to public school, boy.
- That's, what are you doing?
- You a pretty cat, ohh.
- [Man] Alright, quiet on the set!
- You a pretty dog.
Cousin Pam. - What's that?
- You my cousin, but you fine like a motherfucker.
- [Pam] You think?
- Big old titties and shit just sittin' on the table,
make me wanna just put in this pie plate.
(all laugh)
(ice cream truck music)
- I've been having this tuxedo on for 25 minutes.
That's what I'm saying,
I've been havin' this shit on for 25 minutes.
The bride back there, look at, just look at the bride,
no, turn and look at the bride, she's takin' fuckin'
pictures back there, she's fuckin' takin' pictures.
You're not ready, you're not fuckin' ready.
She's not fuckin' ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
You see me, look, I'm ready, you understand what I'm sayin'?
- [Woman] Smile (laughs).
- I'm ready, you understand what I'm sayin'?
Let's get this shit on the road.
- Ahh!
- [Man] Wider.
- Cawww!
Ahhh!
- [Man] Alright, cut wait, alright.
- Ahhh!
(background chatter)
- Don't worry about that, don't worry 'bout that.
- She probably was!
- I can't believe you did this!
Fuck, ouch, shit.
(crew laughs)
- Damn, they just got three cakes?
That aint no spread, shit.
- I got mine!
(all laugh)
- This nigga just eat my fuckin' hot dog?
I really wanted this fuckin' hot dog (laughs)!
♪ If we gon' do it, let's do it big
♪ If we aint gonna do it big, why do it
♪ Me and my dogs hit the club and just do it
♪ Don't wanna knuckle up for it, we must, we just do it
♪ Catch ya at the ball, what's your number
♪ Let's do it
♪ Don't ask me to come without a rubber
♪ Can't do it
♪ Check homie lookin' kinda hard
♪ Don't do it
♪ Don't make me call my most wanted squad
♪ Just do it
♪ Way down south big ballers just do it
♪ Big trucks, big rims, aint nothin' but to do it
♪ Players wanna touch Mr. Kane
♪ Can't do it
♪ Tryna throw dirt on Abel
♪ They aint ever do it
♪ Punks tryna match my hustle
♪ Can't do it
♪ You wanna come up, you gotta struggle
♪ Just do it
♪ People wanna ask Kane and Abel
♪ How ya do it
♪ Fresh out the pen big Benz y'all do it
♪ Most wanted records y'all back
♪ Y'all do it
♪ Put street hustles on the map
♪ Let's do it
♪ Uh-huh, come on, most wanted boys makin' noise
♪ And the game don't stop got it locked
♪ And we stay on top, we just do it
♪ Uh-huh, we just do it
♪ Look with no problem
♪ Most wanted boys makin' noise in the game
♪ Don't stop got it locked and we stay on top
♪ We just do it
♪ Yeah, most wanted baby
♪ Show 'em how we do it, BR style
♪ Like Nike we just do it
♪ However you want it, grab a mic, and we could do it
♪ We got dudes mad 'cause they can't do it like we do it
♪ Drive drop top Jags and they wonder how we do it
♪ Mommy you bad, I'm tryna smash, let's do it
♪ Forget about your man, he's a fag, let's do it
♪ Oh what you wanna Coach coat, bags,
♪ Some fifties, some more cash, my bad
♪ Sorry lady, I can't do it
♪ Make big bread and big money man
♪ We do it
♪ Stay gettin' love from big honeys man
♪ We do it
♪ We aint afraid of the laws, hit the block and just do it
♪ Aint no fear in my heart
♪ We just do it
♪ Folks on the street askin' how y'all boys do it
♪ Man we hustle, you'd do the same if y'all just do it
♪ Most wanted sticks to the script
♪ Chop chips off a brick cop whips
♪ That's how our ballers just do it
♪ You know, let's go
♪ Most wanted boys makin' noise and the game
♪ Don't stop got it locked and we stay on top
♪ We just do it
♪ Uh-huh, we just do it
♪ Look, with no problem
♪ Most wanted boys makin' noise and the game don't stop
♪ Got it locked and we stay on top
♪ We just do it
♪ We just
♪ Do it
♪ Uh-huh, look, most wanted sticks to the script
♪ Chop chips off a brick cop whips
♪ That's how our ballers just do it
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