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The next animated parody is censored and modified so as not to violate YouTube standards. the uncensored version is available in newgrounds.

Raise the bet

I bet the rest

you feel lucky?

I'm always serious

Do you think i'm painted?

I hope you do not mind.

Can not be...

It is not luck...

It's fate.

HEY!! GRAVES!!

Know the taste of fate!

Your eyes are threatening a tempest...

i like it

So be it

deal the cards?

Pick a card

I do not have time for games

At the bottom of the sea, it is impossible to light a cigar.

I hope you do not want to die from natural causes

You talk a lot to be a dead man... Graves.

You will never have a grave... Graves.

because that means your name, right?

it's like a grave, you know? it is like.. emm....

forget it

*zac scream*

Come here! beauty...

Maybe your cards will miss you.

I do not need a good hand to see how your fate

so be it

You sealed your destiny when you betrayed me... little sailor.

The blood suit is going to stain you, FATE

you are one more card in my game, fate

Bad aim

take this

Only an idiot plays with the hand they give him

you will be stingray food!!

I have to go

I hope you do not mind

Always running away

it's my lucky day

looks great

that was fun!!

do not let it escape!!

I'm unique in my species

fire calls you

animation by Landidzu

Uncensored version available in newgrounds (link in description)

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You will never have a grave, Graves...

because that means your name, right?

it's like a grave, you understand? It's like .. umm, forget it.

I just understood the joke

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dude perfect plane meme [2] - Duration: 0:07.

This is the tripple hoop, loopty loop

Coming at ya "code"?

Ready :(

It look's good

It feels..

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БВП#17 Суп в банке и пицца-роллы - Duration: 2:33.

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Audi A5 B8 LED interior dome light conversion tutorial - Duration: 2:30.

Hi! Today we are in Audi A5 B8

and I'm going to show you how to replace your

dome light bulbs with LEDs.

So let me just show you how it looks.

We have LEDs installed over here. We have much better

light distribution, especially over here.

With the standard bulbs we had just two

hot spots which doesn't

look pretty.

And also LEDs are slightly

brighter.

OK, accessing those bulbs is

pretty easy. All you need to use is

a prying tool or a

flat screwdriver.

But I prefer to use

prying tools because those are made of plastic and

it's harder to damage your car with those.

Just place the prying tool over here

and the light should pop out.

OK, and with the white plastic cover out you can access your bulbs.

Over here we have AGLINT set of bulbs and

after replacing the just

put this back, press it and it will click back in place.

And for the reading light you'll need a torx screwdriver.

You need to open the glasses holder

and over here

you have a single screw that you need to remove

and once you remove it

you can drop the dome light from the windscreen side

and then just remove the whole unit and access those two bulbs

from the top.

Just remove the holder with the bulb,

replace it with LED, put the holder back in place,

put the dome light back in place,

and remember about that torx screw.

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Funny Business | The Fixer ft. Jonathan Banks | HP - Duration: 1:26.

( music playing )

"Breaking news. Hacker known as The Wolf steals millions of health records

and then claims to be unstoppable."

( scoffs ) Cute.

The Wolf may have exposed all the holes around here,

but as he's about to find out, every dog has a master.

This right here is an HP Enterprise printer.

And it's got some serious firepower.

Like Runtime Intrusion Detection,

which protects it by constantly looking out for malware attacks

or any other funny business.

If it sees something it doesn't like...

( snaps fingers ) voila.

It heals itself without anyone having to lift a finger.

From now on, Mr. Wolf can huff and puff all he wants.

But he's gonna have to find another house to blow down.

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THE REAL PURPOSE OF MEDITATION SHIFTING FROM THINKING TO FEELING WITH YOUR HEART - Duration: 4:36.

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Chris Pratt Performances We All Forgot About - Duration: 3:43.

Chris Pratt went from that funny chubby guy on Parks and Recreation to bonafide movie

star almost overnight thanks to his starring roles in blockbusters like Guardians of the

Galaxy and and Jurassic World.

But for much of his early career, it seemed as if he was destined to play on the sidelines,

as boyfriends in romantic comedies or co-workers with only a handful of lines.

Here are some under-the-radar roles Pratt played before he became a global superstar.

Everwood

Pratt's first big break came in 2002 when he was cast as Bright Abbott, a jock with

a heart of gold, on the critically acclaimed WB series Everwood.

Pratt stayed with the show throughout its four-season run, most of which dealt with

Bright's on-again, off-again relationship with Hannah.

In real life, though, Pratt wound up dating his on-screen sister, Revenge's Emily Van

Camp, for a number of years.

They split in 2007.

Strangers With Candy

In 2005, Pratt landed a part in the big-screen version of Amy Sedaris' cult TV comedy, Strangers

with Candy.

In it, he played Brason, another high school jock who becomes the object of Jerri Blank's

lusty, wacked-out desires.

As far as the Chris Pratt Film Canon goes, Strangers with Candy will likely be remembered

best as That Time Chris Rocked a Hilarious, If Unfortunate, Mullet.

The O.C.

By the time The O.C. headed into its fourth and final season, most people had abandoned

the once top-rated teen soap due to its recycled plotlines and stale acting.

Those who stuck around, however, were treated to an unexpected creative revival, due in

great part to Pratt's performance as Summer's free-spirited dorm-mate, Che.

Pratt infused the show with laughs, heart, and welcomed weirdness, allowing The O.C.

to end on a higher note than anyone could have hoped.

Wanted

Although Pratt is now known for playing hunky, charming leading men, there was a time in

his career when he was relegated to roles like "That Coworker You Just Want to Punch

in the Face."

Such was the case in the 2008 Angelina Jolie action flick Wanted, in which Pratt angered

co-star James McAvoy's character so much, he eventually got smacked in the face with

a keyboard.

"Yeah, that was great, bro.

Who's the man?"

Bride Wars

Another pre-fame role Pratt had to try on for size: playing the bro-y, suit-and-tie-wearing

fiance, as seen in the disastrous 2009 rom-com Bride Wars.

Fortunately for Pratt fans, his role in the embarrassing flop was overshadowed by the

insane antics of Kate Hudson and Pratt's on-screen love interest, Anne Hathaway.

Moneyball

Pratt got his first legitimate taste of prestige, award-winning movies when Sony cast him to

play real-life first baseman, Scott Hatteberg, in the 2011 baseball drama Moneyball.

"What's your biggest fear?"

"A baseball being hit in my general direction."

Although the role was small, Pratt held his own opposite his mega-famous co-star, Brad

Pitt, and even dropped 30 pounds to secure the role.

Moneyball marked a stark contrast to Pratt's goofy, affable Andy on Parks and Recreation,

setting him up for big movie roles for years to come.

Zero Dark Thirty

One year after Moneyball hit theaters, Pratt once again found himself at the center of

an awards-magnet movie — this time, in Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty, about the U.S.

hunt for Osama bin Laden.

Pratt played one of the Navy SEALs who helped take bin Laden down.

"So UBL?

You got an intel source on the ground?"

"No."

"No?

Okay, so how do you know it's Bin Laden?"

Her

In 2013, Pratt appeared in his third-consecutive Best Picture nominee, Her, from writer-director

Spike Jonze.

This time around, he played a coworker who goes out on a double-date with Joaquin

Phoenix and his virtual, body-less girlfriend Samantha, voiced by Scarlett Johansson — which

is just as weird as it sounds.

"I didn't mean it like that.

I just meant that it was a different experience."

"No, no, no, Samantha, we know exactly what you mean.

We're all dumb humans."

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Testing No Borax Recipes 💦 Salt Slime vs Baking Soda Slime - Duration: 6:25.

Testing Salt Slime Recipes

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عـــــــــاجل: موريتانيا تنوي إشعال فتيل التوتر من جديد مع المغرب - Duration: 1:27.

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MALETA DE MANO/ Jei-Mocs - Duration: 2:02.

The long-awaited day is finally here!

I was happy! Like Heidy jumping around by the prairie.

I was going to prepare my suitcase

and wasn't going to let anything, absolutely nothing to distract me.

Wait! I've got a WhatsApp message!

I had my two suit cases in front of me.

After thinking wisely,

I chose my best option.

I started to fill my suit cases with essential things

and some other extra stuff. Just to prevent.

There was no space left!

That was when I realized that I was going to need a bit more luggage...

And… Ready!

With a firm pace I headed to the train that would get me to the airport.

It was all…

perfect!

Until…

Oh yeah, I fell down.

At least no one saw that…

In that moment, I knew I was exciding the limit of luggage

and I had only paid the carry-on bag…

I ran home and got the suitcase I thought I should have got at first.

I quickly filled it with everything that I really needed

and I thing that there was a little space left after all…

Sometimes this happens in our lives.

Overcharging,

carrying more weight than we should.

Maybe we should leave stress and all preoccupation aside.

And try to travel lightly.

Why should we carry excess luggage

when you can perfectly with a carry-on bag?

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БВП#19 Роллы с курицей - Duration: 2:09.

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БВП #14 Овощной омлет с сыром фета, шарики из мюсли, мёда и чернослива - Duration: 3:33.

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EnaGames Ena - The Bank Md House Walkthrough 2017 - Duration: 6:28.

EnaGames Ena - The Bank Md House

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New Lahore City platinum enclave location near bahria town lhr and plot booking for investment 2017 - Duration: 10:26.

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Zaitoon developer is one of the strong developer of Lahore. They build more than 10 Plazas in Lahore

Society is not new its developed society people are constrcuting their homes in it.

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SOMBRA DE OJOS | Campaña de Crowdfunding - Duration: 2:31.

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Drift Overview: Connect Your Business With The Best Leads In Real-Time - Duration: 2:13.

- When was the last time, that you bought something

because of a cold call, let alone answered one?

Or responded to a cold email,

or wanted to fill out a form, and wait for a response?

Our world has changed.

We use messaging to talk

to our friends, family, and colleagues,

and people expect an answer in real-time.

So why don't we use messaging

to talk to our leads and prospects?

Our marketing teams spend all this time and money

getting people to our website,

and once they're finally there,

we leave them to fill out a form, and wait for a response.

We filled out forms on 433 SaaS websites.

They were slow to respond, and most didn't respond at all.

The tools that we use today in sales in sales and marketing

simply weren't built for today's customers.

So, unlike traditional methods

that rely on forms and follow ups,

Drift connects your best leads to sales reps,

in real-time, like a virtual assistant for your website,

which can cut weeks, or days, out of your sale cycle.

Drift replaces your forms with our A.I.,

which means your best leads

get connected instantly with your sales reps,

you can automatically qualify your leads,

based on what matters most to your business,

and your reps are guaranteed

to only spend time with good leads.

You don't have to change the way that you work today

because Drift is built to integrate with all the tools

you're already using.

So within minutes,

you can have all the activity that's happening in Drift,

sync over to Salesforce, HubSpot, Marketo, and more.

Drift will work 24/7, 365 days a year,

to qualify your leads, and schedule meetings for you.

All your sales reps have to do is click one button

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In fact, we've been doing it for the past decade.

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20th Century Fox meme - Like I give a shit - Duration: 0:35.

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